jimmy: you do? ah. >> tariq: yeah. >> jimmy: he's a legend.out paul shaffer. becae i obviously love him from "saturday night live." and i'll talk to him about all this when he's out here. but i kind o like, learned my comedy timing a little bit from his laugh. >> tariq: really? >> jimmy: from letterman. >> tariq: okay. >> jimmy: when he was on letterman, he would -- letterman would tell a joke and either iwould work or not work. and the audience didn't really matter. because he would tell a joke and all of a sudden you would hear -- "ah! [ laughter ah!" [ laughter ] and, like, paul shaffer from the back. he wasn't even -- the camera wasn't even on him. ve would tell a joke. the camera would be on dave. and all of a sudden, from this side, you kind hear -- "a" [ laughter ] like i was saying, i'm so excited he's here. i love him. paul shaffer is on the show tonight. [ cheers and alause ] d we have great music from wallows. [ cheers and applause ] oh, we love that band. that's going to be fun. guys, during a recent rally, president trump tried to

>> jimmy: yeah. >> oh, wow. >> jimmy: it's been five years, almost to the date. >> oh wow. >> jimmy:. thank you. >> jimmy: congrats on the family. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how are the babies? how is everybody? >> so good. >> jimmy: yeah. >> my daughter, my 5-year-old daughter north and my 3-year-old son saint are finally getting along. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's fantastic. >> it's like the best moment as a mom. >> jimmy: yeah, you want it to work that way, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you have baby number four on the way? >> baby number four on the way. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, good for you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that is so great. >> yeah, but, you know, i was kind of stressing. but, it's just -- my house is so full. but i heard that parents of four are the most enlightened and calm of all parents. >> jimmy: really? >> the most calm, yes. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: of four? >> yes, i heard that. so -- >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. i have two, that's all i have. [ light laughter ] am i stressed out? i'm just nervous and stressed out? >> i felt a huge change from one to two, fe

don't -- >> wait -- >> jimmy: don't -- >> if it's an -- >> jimmy: don't -- >> animal -- >> jimmy: stope. ♪ stop. i don't feel anything. [ laughter ] wait, wait, wait, wait. is it scary? >> audience: no. >> okay. oh, my god. it feels like a stuffed animal? [ light laughter ] is it a real animal? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, we'll give it to you. it is a stuffed squirrel. >> oh. [ dinging ] >> jimmy: it is a big fake -- [ cheers and applause ] i know what you're thinking. >> it is -- where is that hand sanitizer? >> jimmy: we would never -- [ laughter ] >> that is -- >> jimmy: where is the hand sanitizer? please. ♪ >> that's a real squirrel by the way, people. >> jimmy: no, it's not a real squirrel. >> yeah, i guarantee it. >> jimmy: we would never -- no, it's a doll. [ light laughter ] >> taxidermy. >> jimmy: here we go. all right, how many more of these do i have to do? two more of these? okay. oh, yeah, yeah. okay, here we go. come on, dude. man up. [ cheers and applause ] what are you talking about? what are you talking about? stop it. >> would die. i would -- >> jimmy: stop it. >> die

jimmy: really?'ll probably throw up. >> jimmy: really? >> i can't. >> jimmy: i'm like that with mayonnaise. >> really? >> jimmy: yeah. >> okay. >> jimmy: my wife thinks it's good. >> well then i'm bringing mayonnaise next time. >> jimmy: i'll bring you bananas. [ laughter ] no, i will never even do it as a joke. when i was a kid -- when i was a kid, i put my head through these bars, outside and -- >> where is this going? >> jimmy: there was like this railing out in my backyard. >> okay. >> jimmy: there was a railing theofofars just cause i wanted to see what would happen. [ laughter ] and i got stuck. and so my head was stuck. >> so they used mayonnaise to get you out? >> jimmy: in these -- so my grandma was like, we got to get him out of there, let's grease him up. [ laughter ] >> wow, okay. >> jimmy: so she rubbed mayonnaise all over my head. >> right. >> jimmy: and it's like 95 degrees out. >> and ever since then, you hated mayonnaise. >> jimmy: and so, my wife thinks that's why i don't like mayo

no. [ laughter ] jimmy, the form looked good. >> jimmy: yes.whole story, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i will. i remember watching this. [ light laughter ] i don't know who you stole it from but they were coming at you hard and -- >> who i stole it from. i stole it from the mvp famous los. play the clip, jimmy. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i only want to play the clip -- watch what he does after he -- after he steals the ball. that's my favorite part of this clip. here's hasan. >> you got to foul. you got to do something. oh. >> off with the deep end. the deep end. >> oh, but he fouled there. >> it's a two-point game with 10.6 to go. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's your move. that is your move. look at that. >> come on. call me, coach k. that is -- >> call me. >> jimmy: coach k is not gonna call you. >> zion blew out his shoe. call me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: coach k will not call you at all. >> that's intensity. i knocked over my water. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. that was fantastic. that is now forever your move. >> forever, man. >> ji

>> jimmy: yeah.en puts out his own reviews of the films that got nominations. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: for instance, for the movie "mary poppins rerns," putin wrote, "usually when someone disappear for so long, they do not return." [ laughter and applaus >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: so he's 50/50 on that one. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: next for "green book," he wrote, "i prefer bookr withbeautiful color like gray or dark gray." [ laughter and applause ] gray -- >> steve: wow. those arhis two colors? jimmy: gray -- that's his two colors. >> steve: gray or dark gray. >> jimmy: finally, for "a quiet place," pun wrote, "was still louder than most russian birthday parties." [ laughter and applause ]at they're not oud. >> steve: it's very quiet. >> jimmy: let's get to some news here guys. today president trump tweeted that he wants e u.s. to have 5g and 6g data networks. i really don't think he knows what he means. [ laughter ] when asked to explain he said, "ain't nothing but a g thang." [ laughter and applause

an-- >> jimmy: this is unbelievable. >> that's it. >> jimmy: wow!there. i love it. wow. >> thank you. >> jimmy: that wasmazing. let's meet our next robot that came all the way from japan. please welcome yui and jumpen the skipping penguin robot. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: yuito, nice to see you. >> ne to meet you. >> jimmy: nice to meet you as well. thank you so much for being here. what does jumpen the skipping penguin do? >> yes. he can jump. laughter ] >> jimmy: does he -- does he doi an else? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: fantastic. g l right, well, let's get jumpen the skippbot. let's get him going. see what he does. can we -- ♪ ♪ i see all sorts of buttonsack here. yep. let's see it. [ speaking foreign language ] [ cheers and applause ] yes, yes! that is awesome! a [ chee applause ] can i try it? >> yes. >> jimmy: i can? >> the height is this one, jump. >> jimmy: yeah. can i hold it? >> bend your knee. like this. [ laughter ] yes. okay. [ laughter ] ready? [ speaking foreign language ] [ cheers and applae ] >> jimmy: wow, wow! i love

>> steve: wow. >> jimmy: what do i care? >> steve: zing. >> jimmy: what do i care?ghter ] i don't care. come on. i don't care about this. they did a good job. >> steve: yeah, come on. they played a game. >> jimmy: ryan gosling was fantastic. >> steve: ryan gosling was ea [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i didn't even know he was a quarterback. >> steve: really, wow! >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> steve: so exciting. >> jimmy: well, late last night, a reporter in boston was covering the post game celebrations. and she said things were starting to quiet down in >> he said things were maybe calming down a bit. people were starting to disperse a little bit while they are coming west. >> six rings baby. >> there we go. >> six [ bleep ] rings! >> okay. all right. all right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: gosh, i love boston so much. [ laughter ] that was actually the mayor of boston. >> steve: are you serious? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. i think that's him. i see him on the news. >> steve: wow. [ applause ] >> jimmy: "six rings baby." oh, my goodness. oh, at the end of the night, g

n jimmy: and then -- >> she'll be threeril >> jimmy: three already? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, man!to talk your nine-month-old, little miles. >> miles. >> jimmy: this baby -- get ready, dude.ak get ready to fut. look at this little baby. oh, my god. look at this little dude, come on. [ audience aw's ] are you joking me? >> he looks like daddy. >> jimmy: he does, he looks like you, like a little doll of you. , my gosh. [ laughter ] he is so cute, man. >> he looks like me as an [ laughter ] r >> jimmy: lly does. >> he looks more like me as an adult than he looks like my baby picture. iglaughter ] >> jimmy: he doeht? it's so wild, because you've been on the show before and people have sent in photos of their babies -- >> all the babies look like me, though. >> jimmy: yeah. >> all of them. jimmy: but this one really looks like you. >> this one is really actually mine. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah'shopefully thhy it looks like you. chrissy doing well? >> she's doing great. >> jimmy: you guys wd had dinner with barack obama. >> yes, we did. we had dinner with him in oakland the other day.

>> jimmy: cotton? >> steve: no. >> jimmy: paper? >> steve: unh-unh. >> jimmy: just tell me higgins, what is it? >> steve: it's wood. that's right. >> jimmy: all right, just say it. >> steve: you want to sit around and give each other wood later on? >> jimmy: there it is. thanks, buddy. >> >> steve: oh, do you mind if i plug my barbecue cookbook during the warmup? >> jimmy: no! >> sir, i told you several times already i'm not a a janitor. >> okay, okay, what's your name? >> bob. >> okay, bob who's not a a janitor. why don't you go find a janitor and tell him the get the giant fricking cockroaches out of my dressing room, which looks like a crack house! >> ben? >> oh, great. perfect. that's just perfect. >> jimmy: what are you doing here, pal? >> well, i was going surprise you for your big anniversary show, but i guess now i can just go [ bleep ] myself. surprise is over, everybody! surprise is ruined. >> jimmy: what are you talking about? that's fantastic! >> zero surprise. >> jimmy: don't worry about it. it's going to be great. it'l

. >> jimmy: hello. i'm former starbucks ceo howard schultz, and i'm running for presiden sof the unittes. over the past few months, i've travelled all across this great nation, speaking to every day americans and hearing what they had to say. mostly they say things like, "please, for the love of god, dot run for president. [ laughter ] why on earth would you do this?"ju bu like a true starbucks barista, i didn't hear the words properly.ht [ la and applause ] to me it sounded like, "that's a great idea. you should really run for president."id it is a grea. it says so on this cup. [ laughter and applause ] now, i know what you're thinking. billionaire businessman with zero political experience becoming president. what could possibly go wrong? [ laughter ] well, let me assure you, i will work for the middle class.ll i mprove education. and most importantly, i will pay off our national debt using the $12 trillion i've collected selling nora jones cds. [ laughter ] and to those who think that as an independe

" the merch man. >> jimmy: wow. >> pretty sweet. >> jimmy: merch man. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's whatn? i've been all of the roots' heights. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> i've been -- what are you? >> jimmy: i'm 6. 6 even. >> just a straight 6 of that. so, that's about sort of there? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> so, look at that. so i could just -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> i could just spend the day as you just go about -- [ laughter ] hi. >> jimmy: how does it feel? >> lovely. welcome to "tonight show." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. it's like i'm looking in a a mirror. it's unbelievable. >> what has donald trump been up to? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> right? >> jimmy: fantastic. >> unbelievable. right? 6'0" is a great height. i mean, this one's better. but it's -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, this story -- >> so, what we talking about? the rock. >> jimmy: yes. we're talking about the rock. and we're talking your movie, "fighting with my family." >> yes. >> jimmy: it's really based on a true story. >> yeah. >> jimmy: a real wwe superstar, paige. >> that's right. [ cheers ] >> j

>> jimmy: you can give this to her. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'll take that one.at one. >> i'm deathly ill. i'm toxic. so you'll probably -- you'll probably die if you eat this. >> jimmy: yeah, don't, yeah. [ laughter ] alright, try and be really honest. >> come on. yeah, oh, yeah. >> jimmy: that's exactly. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: that's -- look at her. [ laughter ] that's -- i don't want to say -- i have nothing. [ cheers and applause ] do you have a bucket or something? here, give me a script. >> just take it. >> jimmy: we won't look at you. she said, "just take it." [ laughter ] she wasn't -- she said, "thank you so much." [ laughter ] she loved it. she absolutely loved it. jeff, come on. >> oh, she acted like -- she's going to have one tonight when she goes home. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know. we tried it. that is unbelievable right there. oh, my goodness. thank you for that. this is -- i want to say, the second time you have a a mockingbird in your credit. [ light laughter ] because we all know from "dumb and dumber," you and jim carrey singing -- [ chee

>> jimmy: yes, many times. >> you have? >> jimmy: yes.>> jimmy: sometimes guy out in the woods just for fun. >> i'm the official bug kilner the house, though. >> jimmy: are you really? why are you the bug kilner the house? >> not paul's favorite thing. >> jimmy: it's nobody's favorite thing, but really. so there's a bug he'll be like, jennifer! >> it's me. we all have our roles. >> jimmy: wow. some superheroes you guys are. [ laughter ] i don't know if pem realize that paul, most people know he's vision, his voice is the jarvis the butler for "iron man." that you are the voice of spider-man's suit. >> what are the odds? he's the voice of jarvis, i'm the voice of the spider-man suit. >> jimmy: that's pretty great. >> and we both have jewels in our heads. did you see that? i have a jewel in my head. it's getting weird. >> jimmy: it is. it's like you were made for each other. are the kids just excited? i mean, to have -- i would imagine -- just getting a comic book was exciting for me as a kid. to have my parents be in those movies, be on th

o jimmy: wow! . wow! [ cheers and applause ] .w, that's a beautiful ri i heard you had a good line when you gave her the ring. well, you know, i heard there -- i had to find adi ond in south africa, because she's my south african tamond. and so, then i heare was such a thing as an internally e,awless diamond. so then, i was lshoot, now i'm paying even more." but i got to get an internally flawless diamond. so yeah, when i gave it to her, i told her this is internally flawless juslike you, because that's how i see her. >> jimmy: oh, my god. you're killing us here. i mean, oh my god. let's get to the tough guy side of you, of tim tebow. >> perfect >> jimmy: you are about to start right? with the baseball's starting up soon, when? >> yeah, like two days. >> jimmy: really? >> yes. >> jimmy: whe are you going? >> spring training starts in two days in port saint lucie, florida. >> jimmy: wow!ng it's happe >> it is. >> jimmy: thank you so much for coming on the show. >> i'm glad to be here always. >> jimm

>> jimmy: low key. >> tariq: calm? >> jimmy: tame. >> tariq: passive?mmy: controlled. >> tariq: tempered? >> jimmy: toned down. >> tariq: ho hum? >> jimmy: hum drum. >> tariq: mild? >> jimmy: muted. >> tariq: subdued? >> jimmy: sober. >> tariq: mellow? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: mellow yellow. >> tariq: that's weird. >> jimmy: i know. >> tariq: anyways -- >> jimmy: that's that. [ light laughter ] >> tariq: haircut? >> jimmy: last week. >> tariq: barber shop? >> jimmy: super cuts. >> tariq: looks good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: feels short. >> tariq: weekend plans? >> jimmy: nothing yet. >> tariq: wanna hang? >> jimmy: guess so. >> tariq: any thoughts? >> jimmy: man date. >> tariq: olive garden? >> jimmy: delish. >> tariq: breadsticks? >> jimmy: num, num, num, num, num. [ laughter ] >> tariq: can't wait! >> jimmy: it's on me. >> tariq: because when we're there -- >> jimmy: we're family. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ well -- well, after the speech, i saw that sean spicer went on a tv show that was broadcasting live from the bar at trump's d.c. hotel. did you see thi

>> hey, jimmy, we are ready for you. >> jimmy: okay. >> happy fifth anniversary. >> jimmy: yay! no thank you. happy five. five years. good show, good show, good show. >> steve: do you believe we've been doing this shiz for five years? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. actually, i can. >> steve: you know what's funny? you know what the traditional gift for five year anniversary is? >> jimmy: cotton? >> steve: no. >> jimmy: paper? >> steve: unh-unh. >> jimmy: just tell me higgins, what is it? >> steve: it's wood. that's right. >> jimmy: all right, just say it. >> steve: you want to sit around and give each other wood later on? >> jimmy: there it is. thanks, buddy. >> >> steve: oh, do you mind if i plug my barbecue cookbook during the warmup? >> jimmy: no! >> sir, i told you several times already i'm not a a janitor. >> okay, okay, what's your name? >> bob. >> okay, bob who's not a a janitor. why don't you go find a janitor and tell him the get the giant fricking cockroaches out of my dressing room, which looks like a crack house! >> ben? >> oh, great. perfect. that's just perfect. >> jimmy: w

i say, "i'm going to see jimmy." "what? you're going to see jimmy?" >> jimmy: oh, really?est thing you can do. >> which i love. which i love doing. >> jimmy: awesome that you're doing that. >> i love it. we're going to do some service projects down there. we got married in puerto rico. we love puerto rico. >> jimmy: oh, really? [ cheers ] >> but here's the deal. >> jimmy: yeah. >> they watched you and tariq on the zip line in puerto rico -- [ light laughter ] and they're like, "book us on that zip line." >> jimmy: oh, no. >> so they haven't seen your account after the fact of the zip line. that you had to be rescued from it. [ light laughter ] but then -- >> jimmy: it was worse than rebel wilson's story. i mean, it was embarrassing. i had to be rescued off the zip line. >> right. >> jimmy: it was -- i still can't look at tariq in the eye. [ light laughter ] >> their main thing is like, "so, can we go right from the airport to the zip line that jimmy and tariq did?" so we're doing the two-mile, 95 mile-an-hour zip line. >> jimmy: you go 95 -- dude, it doesn't end. >> and it

>> no. >> jimmy: it's love. >> oh. >> jimmy: love. >> like valentine's day. >> jimmy: valentine's dayat's right. yes. do you have a valentine? >> no, i don't know. >> jimmy: what do you think of each other? be honest. >> yeah. you love georgia? >> a little bit. >> jimmy: a little bit. georgia, what do you think? he loves you a little bit. >> i'm rejecting. >> jimmy: you're rejecting? >> yes. >> jimmy: that's good news. that's good news. do you know what rejecting means? >> i don't know what it is. >> jimmy: rejecting means she really loves you. >> wait, no. i meant the opposite. >> jimmy: hmm? >> i meant the opposite. >> jimmy: you're rejecting his love? >> yes, i don't want his love. >> jimmy: does that change your mind about how you feel about her? >> mmm, no. >> jimmy: no. you still love her. yeah, yeah. well, that's nice. i mean, he's shown that he can love you through thick or thin, good times and bad, this being one of the bad times. and, you know, guys like this, there aren't that many of them. i mean some people have to go on tv shows to find somebody to fall in love with, and

y'all don't hit me. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i see you. i'm like, "yo, jimmy." not real friends. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, we're really friends. >> no, you don't text me. you don't call me, dawg. you don't respond. [ laughter ] you don't respond. >> jimmy: i don't respond. >> i was in jersey, i was like, "yo, tariq, what up, kid. i'm in jersey." and you're like -- [ laughter ] you know like when a person is texting you back and it's like the dot, dot, dot. >> jimmy: that's all you get. [ laughter ] >> you sit there looking at the dots like -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> "here it comes. here it comes." >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] and it never comes. >> yeah. it's cool, though, it's cool. >> jimmy: well, thank you for taking me off punishment. >> it's cool. >> jimmy: we love when you come by. but i know that you're kind of in a odd place right now because, well, you're from new orleans. >> 504, yes, yes. we are -- yeah. it's been a rough week -- >> jimmy: you're a saint -- >> for the city of new orleans, between a.d. and the saints. but, you know, it is what it is. man,

>> jimmy: yeah.ghter ] yeah, that's all well and good. i need my ranch. [ laughter ] oh, man. >> steve: the mayor of hidden valley. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: not bad, dude. not bad. and finally, finally, there's julian castro right there. they're saying he goes to bars and tells people he's a a better-looking jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause ] he is. he is much better looking. some more news. last night, president trump gave a speech in miami about the situation in venezuela. but he had some trouble saying the word venezuela. listen to this. >> a few weeks ago on january 23rd, venezuela's -- [ laughter ] >> steve: oh my. >> jimmy: a few weeks ago, venus williams -- [ laughter ] a few weeks ago, van wilder -- [ laughter ] and get this, in honor of next's week's summit, a barber in vietnam is giving free hair cuts in the style of trump and kim jong-un. barber came up with the idea after realizing that he's really bad at cutting hair. [ laughter and applause ] he's going to look like that a

>> no, no, that's jimmy's new fragrance. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's fresh. >> jimmy: steve, it's been a he last saw you! [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> oh yeah, yeah. it has been a while. and i'm doing good. i'm doing good. >> jimmy: good. >> a little older. a little older. i learned that today. i was at a street corner in manhattan waiting for the light to change. and there was like a a 16-year-old kid next to me, standing there. we were both standing there, just the two of us, waiting for the light to change. and finally it changes. and i turn to him. i say, "well, i guess it's time to cross the street." and then i realized, i had become the old coot that when i was 16 would say to me, "well, i see you have a shiny new bicycle!" [ laughter ] >> no, you are timeless. are you kidding? really i mean -- although right now, he just smiled and a hunk of make-up fell off, but i caught it though. give me -- [ laughter ] but you know, people -- >> i heard you. >> you heard that? >> no. i heard you in the make-up room. >> yeah. >> i go, and i say, "just some light powder." he says, "give me the f

t jimmy: alright, i'll do gumby. iq: okay, jimmy, that means you get the other toy. >> jimmy: yep.iq: okay guys. i'm -- we're counting down. we're counting down. take a bite in three, two, one, te. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: that's real. you got food. ♪ you did it you won. kendall jenner, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ stick around. more with kendall after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ t-mobile will do the math for you. join t-mobile and get two phones plus two unlimited plans for just one hundred bucks a month. ♪ for the irresistible taste of temptations™ treats. what are you doing? oh hey, check this out. temptations ™. all it takes is a shake™. all getting used to each it taother's idiosyncrasies. it's an adventure. a test. [ grunting ] a test that jeff failed miserably. [ upbeat music starts ] the spacious volkswagen tiguan. more room means more fun. only tylenol® rapid release gels have laser drilled holes. they release medicine fast, for fast pain relief. tylenol® this is you shopping. and this is you maximizing at t.j.maxx. when you get

♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hi there. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show.hank you for watching. thank you for coming. you're very kind. please relax. i'm glad we're here on the night, the night before valentine's day. are you, guillermo. thank you. are you ready for valentine's day, guillermo? >> yeah, i'm ready, jimmy. i made dinner reservations. >> jimmy: did you get the flowers? will you make love to your wife after the valentine's dinner? >> i hope so, jimmy, after the drinks. >> jimmy: a lot of people don't have the night before valentine's day. not too many couples doing it the night before. february 13th could be the most sex-free night of the year. if you are having sex right now, carry on. winter's come for much of the united states just as "game of thrones" said it would. schools are closed. flights are delayed. spring's canceled. and the mood in milwaukee is grim. >> reporter: judy walsh at fourth and madison, she's ready to throw down the shovel. >> it's not fun anymore. like my father said, i remember that little curly haired girl who loved the

>> jimmy: yeah.pens? i know on a show like "american idol," they go on and maybe they make a record or something like that. but for a dancer, what do they go on to do? >> i'm taking some of the dancers on tour with me this summer. >> jimmy: really? you're really in charge then. >> i didn't steal them. there are some that are awesome. and i was like, you know, it would be great to have some of the contestants open for me. >> jimmy: when does your tour smart. >> my tour starts in june. >> jimmy: this is a fun tour for you to do. you get to see all these people in a similar position you were in at that time. >> i love world of dance. it's one of the most entertaining things i get to do. i feel like i have a front row seat to the best show ever. i love dance and i love seeing the progression of it. they do death-defying tricks. the emotion that they bring, the passion they bring, everything they bring is exciting. it's a great show. >> jimmy: is it true that you are currently learning to dance like a str

jimmy butler. more kawhi than jimmy.ifferent arena? >> there's a lot of reasons. turns out, we're the third tenant. we've got the crappiest locker room. we make the least money, but at the end of the day, you say hey, if we're going to be a first class world organization. first class organization in the world, something like that. >> jimmy: something like that, class, boom, we've got to have our own house. we've got to have our building guys are in. it's got to be something that attracts our players. i want a different environment than staples. >> jimmy: i feel like you're going to have no money at the end of this. you're going to be living in my guest house at the end. [ applause ] and you also started a very interesting website. tell us about this website and why you started it. >> yeah. it's called usa facts.org. when i retired about five years ago now my wife and i focussed philanthropistically on kids born in the united states who might not have any shot at the american dream. we having a discussion and got me inter

♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show.nk you for watching. thank you for coming. [cheers and applause] that's very kind. i'm tickled pink to have you here. we've got a, i have a lot to report. so many things to share. starting with the battle royale between donald trump and nancy pelosi. i have no idea what's going on in your lives, but you may know trump was supposed to give the state of the union address on tuesday, and nancy pelosi shut that down in what many are describing as an embarrassing loss for our embarrassing president, so he will not give the state of the union or tuesday. instead, he'll have the night free to eat cheeseburgers and watch an all new episode of lindsay lohan's beach club. pelosi got the best of him. usually when trump bends over for a woman like that, it's because she's spanking him with a magazine with his face on it. this wasn't as much fun. it wasn't the kind of coverage the president likes. he likes to win. so to change the narrative, i guess, he held an impromptu press conference from the c

>> jimmy: fantastic. >> it's so great. >> jimmy: 100% fresh. >> 100% fresh. >> jimmy: it's great. >>i had such an emotional reaction to adam. and then the fact that these people had grown up in my hometown. and in both cases when i first met sarah, and when i first met adam, they had heard -- i was on "snl" at the time, and they had heard i was from new hampshire and from the same hometown. and they were both so kind to me. and it was funny, we were watching the sandler special. my mom was for many years a a middle school teacher in new hampshire, and she said, "i don't know if everyone in r part of new hampshire talks like adam sandler, or once he got famous they just started to." >> jimmy: now everyone talks like adam sandler? >> yeah, or they did before, and that -- but i had like, eight friends from high school, who when they see me they're like, "oh, here we go."ke - [ laughter ] so i'm like, is that unique to us or, did he get famous and everyone's like, "oh, i want to talk like that?" >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you ever get star struck at all when you have people li

>> jimmy: yeah. >> and it begins. >> jimmy: we did it. >> we did it. >> jimmy: we really did. >> well it might be time for a little r & r. [ laughter >> yeah, i can use a little rest and relaxation. >> no. the other r & r. [ ughter ] ramming and rimming. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]he so we pithat. we pitched that. we said that in a room. to people in suits. >> jimmy: i don't want to hold s i don't want to hold that script. [ laughter ] oh, my gosh. that is something else, man, wow. we just shared somethinghere. [ light laughter ] will forte, you are in the new show, but i'm very excited about this, because i know dennis mcnicholas, he's a a brilliant writer. >> yes. >> jimmy: and comedian. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i know from "weekend update" dayniin "saturdat live." he was the head writer. >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: so he came up with this idea called "alien news desk." >> yes. .>> jimmy: and it's on sy >> it's on syfy. and basically it's an animated show in which heidi gardner of "snl." >> jimmy: oh, yeah, she's good. >> she's amazing. >> jimmy: she's great. >> super funny woman. i

she put -- >> jimmy: yes, ray. >> nicki minaj. >> jimmy: no. >> young girl. >> jimmy: charles, she'sair. ray, you already guessed. you can't guess again. >> i'll tell him. >> juicy james. >> jimmy: no. i'm sorry -- >> she's so young. >> jimmy: it's ariana grande. joim our next celeb is. >> the guy who work like the life guard with pamela anderson. >> david hasselhoff. >> i don't say nothing, i swear, i don't say nothing. i don't help you guys. >> jimmy: they're good at this. >> i don't help. >> jimmy: i know. you're sweating like a lot. >> it's ok. >> jimmy: let me wipe you up. next celebrity. who is that guy? >> he's the guy who make the -- two guys make the movie. >> jimmy: yes, that's right. >> jimmy: he's in a movie. >> jimmy: yes, ray! >> jill haehlen jillenhall. next >> she do a she's african-american. i don't know the boxers. >> jimmy: let's talk about her. >> she do a -- win an oscar with denzel watson. >> jimmy: charles? >> with denzel with denzel withl >> jimmy: ray? >> halle berry. gentlemen, no one's going home empty handed. you're going to get a prize. tell them what the

>> jimmy: yeah. oh! >> jimmy: tracy? you want to hold -- oh, wow. yeah, he clawed me. >> my job isn't as easy as it seems. screaming hairy armadillo. >> jimmy: what? the worst thing ever, screaming and hairy? >> another world for cockroach. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so you can see why hairy, because he's very hairy. this one's very busy, he's trying to dig, which is the only thing he does. screaming is what they'll do if they they'll threatened. if he thinks a predator is coming to get him, he'll roll into a ball. did you feel the armor? >> i felt the armor, i felt the whole thing, yeah. >> they'll roll into a ball and wait for the predators to go away. >> the predators go away? >> depends how hungry it is. >> jimmy: he looks delicious on the other side. >> with a defense mechanism like that, they don't get eaten? >> exactly right. if they see the predator coming -- let me pull out one of his hands. see how he's trying to dig at me? that's what they like to do, burrow. let him burrow a little bit. >> jimmy:

. >> jimmy: we love sophie turner. >> yes. >> jimmy: "game of thrones." >> obsessed. >> jimmy: "game. >> sansa stark. obssed. if anything happens to her in the finale, i'm going to break stuff. [ ligh obsessed.] >> jimmy: we're just giving all spoilers away. >> i play this character from another world and i come to mi earth becaus jean grey we has a that i want to harness for my own uses. >> jimmy: yeah. and so, is her power for good or for evil? >> well, i tnk the power is for good, but other people might think it's for evil. i mean, i get to beat up a lot of x-men in the movie. >> jimmy: you k? >> mayl some? >> jimmy: whoa! [ audience ohs ] this is unbelievable. you are dropping so many spoilers. >> i didn't say i definitely do. >> jimmy: i know, but it was just such a good -- maybe someone lives, maybe someone dies. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, this is so exciting. >> it's an intense movie, but we had fun. >> jimmy: you brought us something, because -- and i appreciate you guys doing this in the studio. we have an exclusive first look at a new trailer for "dark phoeni

>> jimmy: i was excited.ess excited. >> well, you know, this is one of thereat things that our country does. and i think this yeawe had a little suspense like a reality show, we didn't know if we were going to he the state of the union because of the government shutdown. we all know what happened ther it was a week delayed. this is the first time the president has addressed congress and it be a divided congress. everything was written all over the room. you had nancy pelosi literally hovering over the president. whg h is basically what's go to happen with the next couple years with the democrats hovering over this on administra >> jimmy: yeah. >> not only in terms of investigations and legislation. but in terms of the next election. because in washington, they're ys running for the next election. >> jimmy: what were the big takeaways? >> the state of the union has a little something for everybody. ink of it like, you have a budget. you have a buck to spend. end on any you given topic? if you look at it like t

>> jimmy: hey! >> steve: hey, what? >> jimmy: wait a second. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: what?eve: what? [ laughter ] come on. >> jimmy: speaking of the president, i heard that he's already trying to come up with nicknames for his 2020 opponents. like bernie is crazy bernie. joe biden is sleepy joe. [ light laughter ] trump was like, "i'm so good at making up nicknames. that's why i call myself good nickname maker-upper donald." [ laughter and applause ] that's right. trump's trying to think of nicknames for all the 2020 democrats. i guess that's why trump's last google search was for the wu tang name generator. [ laughter and applause ] oh, and i read that trump is already hiring extra staffers for his 2020 campaign, which is sort of like finding out you're being picked to put together the next fyre festival. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: boink. >> jimmy: listen to this, in a a speech today, vladimir putin said russia would use its new hypersonic missiles that can fly nine times the speed of sound. yeah, of course if he targets new york they'll still have to circle over

jimmy: yeah.where the kids would come to the store and have a tantrum. >> jimmy: right. right. >> until their paints brougrent them a tickle me elmo. >> jimmy: it's going to be fine. >> really? >> jimmy: really. yeah. >> so you'll come back to the store? are you a toys "r" us kid? >> jimmy: no, i don't go to the store, you know what i, i buy thi things on amazon. it takes two seconds. it comes right to the house, it's, you know. >> ah! ah! >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. what? >> [ bleep ], and amazon. say hello to geoffrey bezos. get aload of that. and hey, national enquirer, get a pick tuture of this. >> jimmy: oh, come on. >> ah! ah! >> jimmy: he's going through a bit of a rough patch right now. all right, well, happy valentine's day, [ applause ] i think that may be part of their problem really, you know. things are different for kids today, and largely because of the internet. to kids' schools give each other the valentine's cards or are they just swiping right on each other? i want to know what kids

>> jimmy: hmm? >> no.h, something about the three dots. >> jimmy: yeah, do you know the name of the toy? >> no, i don't know the name of it. >> jimmy: travers, do you know the name of the toy? >> it's a fidget spinner. >> jimmy: this is a fidget spinner. oh, boy, you're running away with it. the next question is for you. what was the name of this once-popular toy? i had one of these when i was a kid. >> a baby bottle? >> jimmy: no, it is not a baby bottle. freda, do you know what it is? >> yes, i think i do. it's a, it's a toy, spinning. >> jimmy: yes. yes. >> spinning top type. >> jimmy: yes, you would do what and then spin? >> spin, spin. >> jimmy: yeah, close enough. it's a sit and spin. yes, that's right. [ applause ] all right, freda's on the board. travers, this man was the godfather of what? >> soul. >> jimmy: that's right. wow, travers. let's go to our final question, freda, who is this famous doctor? put the doctor up on the screen. who is this famous doctor, freda? >> cyclops? >> jimmy: ooh, good

>> jimmy: wow. big head phones when he proposed? >> will you marry me! no, we weren't. we weren't. we weren't. >> jimmy: you weren't. a quiet helicopter. >> we did land and it was like james bond, everybody had an earpiece and we go downstairs. we landed on a rooftop and my whole family was there and all my friends. >> jimmy: oh, that's great. >> he did so well. >> jimmy: wow. you landed on your family's house? >> no! just a building downtown. >> jimmy: you terrorized the neighborhood. you guys do seem to be a very good couple. >> thank you. we're adventure buddies. >> jimmy: i only feel comfortable asking you this on television. >> oh, no. >> jimmy: so my wife and i were at dinner one night, and there was almost no one in the restaurant, and you and orlando walked in. >> yes. >> jimmy: and you guys came over and said hello, and we talked for a little while. at that point i had a moment of nervousness because i'm like i don't know -- now am i rude if i say would you guys -- if i don't say would you

>> jimmy: and has she paid you. >> no. >> jimmy: she hasn't.>> jimmy: okay. well, we're going to take a break. i'm going to compound the interest, and we're going to figure this all out. don't get mad at me during the break, okay? >> you're cool. >> jimmy: viola davis is here, we'll be right back. ♪ a test. [ grunting ] a test that jeff failed miserably. [ upbeat music starts ] the spacious volkswagen tiguan. more room means more fun. for healthy living... and take an extra 20% off! women's tanks are just $11.19... save on men's and women's new balance shoes... and the ninja bullet is only $79.99. plus - you'll get kohl's cash! this weekend - only at kohl's. i am totally blind. and non-24 can make me show up too early... or too late. or make me feel like i'm not really "there." talk to your doctor, and call 844-234-2424. the only network to win in all four major awards is the one more people rely on. choose america's most reliable network on the best device, iphone. now get $300 off the latest iphone. that leave therea lasting impression. like

>> jimmy: yeah. >> six dates. >> jimmy: a lot of guys. we swiped people and met people, and now we decide we've narrowed our men down to three. they join us on the wall of america. hello caleb, dustin, and brian. welcome, gentlemen. >> look. >> jimmy: danielle, this is the moment of truth. this is the hard part of this journey. how are you feeling? >> i'm a little nervous. >> jimmy: it's time for you to tell us which of these men you would like to spend the rest of your life with. but before we get to that, a twist. danielle, you can pick one of the men on the wall, or a mystery man who is behind this door. now, this is someone you're familiar with, but you do not know, and he's ready to date you if you pick him. >> you ready to have some kids? just kid. not right now. >> jimmy: well, we'll find out if he's ready to have kids. you can only pick one. how are you feeling, caleb? >> hi, caleb. >> hi. i'm doing well. i'm 16 hours ahead of you guys in the philippines. hollywood are you in the stairwell of a motel? >> yeah, pretty much. i am. t

it's so great to be here, jimmy. >> jimmy: yes. >> but it's way past my bedtime. [ laughter ] >> jimmy [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, that's right. s u know, "sesame street" changed a lot in 50 years. but i'm still 6 years old. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes you ar >> i don't know how that works. >> jimmy: me neither. >> did you know how the math works out on there? no jimmy: explain the math on that. big bird, i hear that you're going on a road trip this summer. what's that all about? >> wl, yeah. i'm going on a big road trip with my friend nina, and we're gonna meet kids all across the u.s. and learn about where they come from and what they like to do. >> jimmy: that's super cool. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want to mention the sesame workshop.o you guys many amazing things for kids. you help kids talk about certain subjects that k e hard to tout. divorce, homelessness, incarceration. you also have a very big military family initiative. and you're also bratging edn to refugee children in the middle east. that is amazing. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know if people k