she's helping me cook. >> jimmy: hi >> from venezuela. >> jimmy: yay! >> it's ready. moving. and we have -- we have olives. >> jimmy: oh, i love olives. >> because we love olives. >> jimmy: i do >> take a look i'm leaving the house. take a look at this here [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah run, run run! get out while you can. >> and the eggs. take a look at the eggs. [ applause ] lucia, say hi. >> jimmy: hi, pal. nice to see you. see? beautiful. come on. that's how you do it right there. that is love that is family that is food you are the best josé, i love you so much for more information on how to help world central kitchen, go we'll be right back with a a performance from perfume genius stick around, everybody. ♪ hi. we're glad you came in. what's on your mind? can you help keep these guys protected online? easy. connect to the xfi gateway. what about wireless data options for the family? you can customize and save. what about internet speeds that can keep up with my gaming? let's hook you up with the fastest internet from xfinity. and now with our stores reopening, we'

it's just like - >> jimmy: you have it in your office >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's so fun. >> yeah. >> jimmyuddy of course i do, man. >> jimmy: come here. come here, man >> come on >> jimmy: come here. >> come on, >> jimmy: come on. here boy, sit. come here. sit. >> come here sit. get up oh my gosh get off the couch. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, can we talk about the movie? how do we set it up, and how'd you get involved >> it's this movie that they asked me to do, and it's shot in portland, and i love being portland and i was like, "great." i would love to do it. i will tell you one thing. this is -- i did not prepare this for this interview and this is not a bit. i had an acting coach for it >> jimmy: wow, cause it's not really a comedy. >> and it's not a bit. i wanted to be done just resting on thinking that i could just have a presence and charm just from being there. >> jimmy: yeah >> so i was like, i got to make some kind of an effort just so that like -- i want to just like, always try to, i don't know, be a little >> so i just worked -- >> jimmy: you got in therei' se dramatic act bef

maybe >> jimmy: how many kids do you have >> seven >> jimmy: wow. are they >> 12. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all of your kids are 12 >> yep >> jimmy: how many boys? how many girls >> boys. >> jimmy: all boys >> yep >> jimmy: so you've been in the house all summer with seven 12-year-old boys >> yep [ knocking sound ] jesus. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. are you -- are you doing this interview from your bathroom >> yep [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is it the only place you can be alone >> yep [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you work out of there, too >> yep >> jimmy: what do you do for a a living [ laughter ] >> air traffic control >> jimmy: i'll let you get back to work then the parent who hasn't considered home schooling, everyone [ applause ] >> questlove: the loop [ laughter ] can't -- see the loop one more time [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's get to some entertainment news guys, earlier today, disney made a big announcement. >> after months of delays, audiences will finally be able to see disney's live action "mulan" at home. the remake of the classic is heading to disney+ o

>> jimmy: biden. >> oh, good point, jimmy old school, ready. >> jimmy: carrier pigeon >> she ready toor ] i'm sure i'll hear sometime today. and if that doesn't work out, i have an offer to retroactively join the cast of "friends. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, congratulations. crystal washington, everybody. that's - [ applause ] here's some more big political news and it's not going to make the president happy. >> manhattan district attorneys have subpoenaed donald trump's long time lender, deutsche bank for financial records related to him and his company >> jimmy: in response, trump was like, "after all the bankruptcies i filed this is how they treat me? how is a bank still lending to trump? it's like avis renting cars to hobbs & shaw [ laughter ] while trump's trying to put all this bad press behind him, he's not helping himself. during a speech today in ohio, he tried to talk about thailand but listen to how he pronounced it >> your foreign competitors move their factories to prevent a level playing field and to avoid liability. shifting production to thigh-land and to vietnam. >> q

think about it >> jimmy: no, that's - >> hey >> jimmy: that's just my - >> hey >> jimmy: that's just that's what that one was how do you have that lying around [ laughter ] that i paid -- that was next to the local hardware store some guy was like, "yeah, we also do head shots." and what role was i going for there? >> center part is that the center part? >> jimmy: oh, that is such a a center part. that took me forever and who is going to laugh at this comedian? he doesn't look funny at all >> this is very dramatic >> jimmy: he looks sad >> very daniel day lewis what year is this, jimmy [ laughter ] >> jimmy: get that off, i can't even look at this. let's look at this head shot of you, this other one i found. i like him that's clean-cut >> look at me, the golden retriever. that is like me at drama school [ laughter ] i'm like, "yeah, i can do a commercial for a bank, what do you want? >> jimmy: "what do you guys want i'll be right there, sure, whatever you guys want." it's so -- >> being in drama school, everyone else seemed way cooler they all looked like, you know, jimmy dean, brand

>> jimmy: no >> we can edit that. >> jimmy: are you serious? okay? april fool's >> jimmy: honestly, i could never top that that's the best acting i've ever done in my life we work well together. but you started shaking. and i was like - >> you know, i find these talk shows in person actually more nerve-racking than it is in my kitchen. so i was so nervous coming on the show, and i'm such a big fan of the show and i've never done it beforeasust letting myself -- letting all of the nerves just come out in that moment and i can hear people in the audience and they're whispering, and i'm thinking, they're not buying it. when i look back now, i realize it was probably nervous laughter. but at the time, i was like, they're not buying this. i'm going to have to ham this up and turn on the tears, and get these people - >> jimmy: you had the tears on the edge, like a maniscus around your eye. and i was like -- and then i felt so bad. this is like so -- i do not do tricks, i don't do pranks. i felt so bad for you, because it was your first time on and i'

, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now here is your host, jimmy fallon ♪ >> do it ♪ >> jimmyveryone, thank you so much for tuning in.there. let's get to the news and jokes. well, guys, everyone is still buzzing about joe biden picking kamala harris as his running mate it looks like they didn't waste any time hitting the campaign trail. >> tonight the new 2020 democratic ticket making its debut. joe biden and kamala harris appearing together for the first time since she was selected as his running mate >> jimmy: that's right biden and harris shared the stage for the first time since the debate you can tell biden hasn't forgotten because when harris went in for a handshake, he flinched yep, biden and harris appeared a at high school in delaware as soon as he heard that, trump was i'm closing all schools immediately. today's event was in wilmington, delaware, which is timely, because the city's official motto is actually "wilmington, the zoom meeting room of cities." as of right now, biden and harris are up by 10 points on trump and pence. just to rub it in, at the end of their

>> i do. >> jimmy: great. shoot. >> how is barack obama doing >> jimmy: seriously?d follow up question, do you think you would ever want to be the vice president again, maybe like next? >> jimmy: okay, that's enough. i'm excited to have kamala running beside me in this campaign and we will work together, with me as the president and kamala harris as the vice president and that's how it's going to go, okay okay >> madam president, madam president! >> jimmy: i think you're confused, jack >> no, i'm just practicing >> jimmy: this is -- i know people are excited about kamala >> yay >> jimmy: biden. [ silence kamala >> yay >> jimmy: all right, heck, i'm almost taking this personal here listen, at the end of the day, i suppose old joe should take it as a compliment i believe in this woman. even if she handed me my rear at the debates and together we can accomplish anything thank you all for coming i do have to go. i am late for another engagement thank you all for coming how do you get off this thing? ah, hell >> jimmy: well, that was interesting. well, guys, here's some

. >> jimmy: ah-ha.ave a very special talent that you're going to share with us tonight. corey, what is it? >> my doctor calls it chronic human kazoo syndrome >> jimmy: mm, mm, mm so you're -- chronic human kazoo syndrome basically, the kazoo lives inside of your mouth >> i have brash breath, they say. >> jimmy: ah, very nice. do you -- could you give us a little taste >> all right let's see. [ clears throat ♪ >> jimmy: whoa, that's what i'm talking about! [ applause ] that's not bad right there that is a talent do you have -- do you have one more song for us, corey, to play us out? >> yeah. one of my favorites, if that's fine "sanford and son," the intro if the roots know that, it'd be awesome to play with them. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. here he is corey and the roots. let's see what happens ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that's awesome that's all the time we have for "show me something good. my thanks to go to tonightshow.com/showmesomething to submit a video of your talent stick around we'll be right back with tiffany ha

the legendary roots crew and now here's your host, jimmy fallon ♪ >> jimmy: wow.goodness. thank you very much. thank you very much. hey, everybody, welcome to the show thank you for watching i'm jimmy fallon they are the roots right there [ applause ] thank you for tuning in. it's been a pretty crazy day with the storm hitting the east coast. extreme winds and thousands of power outages. so everyone out there, stay safe and we're thinking about you guys all right. let's get to some news and jokes. well, guys, everybody is talking about this last night hbo aired jonathan swann's interview with president trump and let's just say, it was so bad it made his coronavirus briefings look good the interview was such a a disaster, at one point fema showed up and wrapped trump in a foil blanket [ light laughter ] you could tell things weren't going well because midway through trump asked if he could talk to chris wallace instead. >> incidentally, i took the test, too, when i heard that you passed it. >> yeah, how did you do? >> well, it's not the hardest test >> no. >> the p

jimmy: no. dante: no.a big believer that, in business, consumers will rally around a cause or a story or some personal connection they have. people like to do business with people. it's okay that you amplify who you are. that's how i make a connection with you. you've really been a mother and a father for... jimmy: for 19 years now. ♪ lemonis: you have the financials that we can look at? jimmy: yeah, yeah. lemonis: wanna go get them? jimmy: yeah, sure. lemonis: are these the books? dante: yeah. keep track of how much cash, how much was on credit cards. lemonis: this does not look like a financial statement. this looks like a bookie... jimmy: yeah, i understand what you're saying, yeah. lemonis: like, this is how a bookie keeps numbers. jimmy: we don't have it printed out. lemonis: so how much did it do last year in revenue? dante: uh, about, like, 460 -- lemonis: no, no. i don't want an "about." i want the exact number. dante: um... lemonis: can you guys add it up? jimmy: he's just busting our balls now, i

featuring the legendary roots crew now here's your host, jimmy fallon ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hey!ery much, everybody thank you so much for tuning in. welcome to "the tonight show." my name is jimmy fallon. let's get to the news and jokes. this weekend in between rounds of golf at his private country club in new jersey, president trump decided to take coronavirus financial aid into his own hands. listen to this. >> president trump spent the weekend at his golf resort in new jersey he signed a series of executive orders billed as an end run around a gridlocked congress >> jimmy: just so we're all clear, during a historic pandemic that has crippled the economy the president of the united states signed four executive orders to help the unemployed from his private country club even marie antoinette was like, come on, man, read the room. seriously. it's not a great look when you're talking about mass unemployment and a waiter passes by, "crab puff?" next, trump plans to unveil a new stimulus bill from a sauna in mar-a-lago. i'm pretty sure this is the first time in history an executive

and featuring the legendary roots crew and now here's your host, jimmy fallon ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, thankmuch thank you very much. hey. oh, thank you so much. nice to see you. thank you for tuning in and watching "the tonight show," everybody. nice to see you, roots i had -- i had a dream about you last night, quest. >> questlove: me >> jimmy: yeah i had -- i had indian food, which i love it's my favorite >> questlove: he's laughing already. >> jimmy: i had -- so i had like -- you know i like spicy, man. >> tariq: this can't end well. >> jimmy: no, it ends -- [ laughter ] it's not bad it was just an odd dream so i had -- chicken vindeloo is my jam so i go super spicy. i'm not afraid and then i don't know if my brain can handle it. so, i went to sleep. this is my slumber and i was in, everything was great. and then i started having these dreams and i thought we were doing the show and in the middle of the show, it was back when we had the crowd. and in the middle of the show you stop me, and you go, "jimmy, stop, i got to just show you something, man. i go, "what's up?" and you walked arou

axios by jimmy choo.ut my hands out like this sometimes i give you two palms sometimes i go in, out, in, out, in, out. >> sir, the the question was how will you ensure hospitals don't reach capacity >> well, no, look at these these are the latest numbers, jonathan maybe you have more up to date numbers. you're australian. i know australia is, what, one day ahead or is it two days ahead? i haven't been to europe in a long time. who are you with again axios hollywood? why didn't they send mario lo z lopez? i love mario lopez everyone loves mario lopez >> jimmy: interesting interview. it was a rough night for trump unfortunately, things didn't get much better for him today. during a bill signing he was talking about national parks and he had a little trouble reading the word, yosemite watch this. >> we want every american child to have access to pristine outdoor spaces when they gaze upon yosemite -- yosemites' towering sequoias [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "america's full of beauty from yosemites, national park,

crew and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much.veryone. thank you so much for tuning in welcome to the "tonight show," my name is jimmy fallon. hi let's get to the news and jokes. well, guys, after months of speculation, joe biden finally made the announcement we've all been waiting forbreaking news. democratic presidential candidate joe biden has made hiden has picked california senator, kamala harris to be his running mate >> jimmy: that's right joe biden has selected kamala harris as his running mate she is the daughter of two immigrants, a democratic senator from california, an inspiring story unless you're trump, then it's a stephen king novel. in a statement, kamala said, i'm very much looking forward to serving as president -- vice president. i mean vice president. biden called her a fearless fighter for the little guy and dr. fauci was like, thank you. kamala's already gearing up for debate with mike pence, which is why she spent an hour arguing with a mannequin at kohls. biden was quick who hold a a virtual press conferenc

, jimmy fallon ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome to the tonight show thank you so much for watching i am jimmy fallon. they are the roots we appreciate you tuning in. thank you. let's get to the news and jokes. well, guys with the coronavirus surging and the economy cratering president trump is turning his attention to what is really important >> the president announcing the president may ban the video sharing app tiktok saying he would use his presidential authority to terminate the application's use in the united states >> jimmy: what is he doing the president of the united states or the preacher from "footloose "? this is a real national security threat, the knowing which americans can and can't dance. i am sure it has everything to do with national security and nothing to do with the tiktok teens that sabotages his reality. >> person, woman, man, camera, tv >> jimmy: yeah and tiktok, you can follow her on twitter first trump was confused because he thought tiktok was the name of -- turn it off -- america's funniest home

jimmy had cracked the case.sion accomplished. >> once you see the map, the falcons, you want to tell the fbi about it, right? >> i did. i we i went to the hotline i had for the fbi girl. i called. i got some type of a voice recording. it was after hours. >> so jimmy left a message for his fbi contact to come get him, the map, and the falcons. his freedom and the answers to tricia's parents' prayers were now just hours away. >> i was elated. i felt i wrapped this up. >> you're expecting the troops to come marching in. >> expecting the troops to come marching in and didn't quite work that way. >> what he couldn't know was his fbi contact didn't get his voicemail. and his one inside contact, the chief psychiatrist, was on vacation. >> then, you got a little full of yourself, didn't you? >> i did. i went back to my cell. i was really happy. i thought, you know what? 24 hours, they said they'd have me out of here. i have got what they need. this is it. so i went across to his cell over there. >> impulsively, jimmy de

onerepublic, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, here's your host jimmy fallon ♪ ♪ >> jimmyyou roots. hi thank you very much for watching us, everybody welcome to "the tonight show." i want to say hello and welcome back to kamau grey, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause great to see you, kamau. roots, did you miss -- did you miss kamau >> no, not really. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah [ laughter ] we'll dub it in later. we'll put it in post [ laughter ] welcome to the show again, everybody. do you guys know this? this is crazy. the olympics was supposed to start around this time isn't that bizarre yeah, but now with the virus, it's just president trump on tv so, instead of watching gymnastics and swimming, we're watching a guy bend over backwards to stay above water. last night trump held a 27-minute briefing and basically read the entire thing. fun fact, on his script, all the words were in a little bubble coming from a cartoon elephant [ laughter ] trump kept it short and stuck to the script. unfortunately, he sounded like a kid reading a book report he got off spark notes.

dakota votes 13 votes for jimmy carter. ohio delegation, this , i'mn's largest delegation proud and honored to join the congressman and his 21st with unitylegation and victory in november. [applause] >> to be the democratic candidate and the president of the united states. >> delegates and friends i am proud to accept your nomination as your candidate for vice president of the united states. and ige to you tonight pledge to all americans that i will do everything in my power to elect jimmy carter the next president of the united states. [applause] >> the party of the man who was nominated by those conventions. who inspires and restores this nation in its darkest hour. franklin d roosevelt. [applause] the party of fighting democrats who showed us that a common man could be an uncommon leader. harry truman. a party of a brave young who called the young at heart regardless of age to seek a new frontier of national greatness, john f. kennedy. now the party who took office in a tragic hour and went on to do more than any other p

carter: my name is jimmy carter, and i am running for president.applause] tonight, tonight i have some good news for you. we will have a democrat in the white house in january 20, 1977. [applause] >> ladies and gentlemen of the convention, proudly i place before you the name of jimmy carter as the nominee of the democratic party and the next president of the united states. [applause] ♪ ♪ >> election 1976, the democratic national convention. your host is political analyst richard scammon. richard: this is richard scammon in washington. with me are professor howard honeyman of howard -- howard university and mr. stephen hess of the brookings institution. we want to discuss the democratic convention. we will do the republican convention at a later time when that meeting has been finished. but perhaps before we do either of the detailed discussions we conventions, we want to spend at least a few minutes talking about the basic purpose of an american national presidential nominating convention. one observer has said these conventions are real ideologica

jimmy would know. last night, kanye west held his first campaign rally in south carolina, because, you know, [ bleep ] it. kanye felt less like the president and more like a frazzled substitute teacher who couldn't control his class. here's him yelling at them for talking. >> if you guys want to whisper, go outside and talk. we need absolute silence, we need absolute order. somebody is talking right now. if you see someone next to you that tries to whisper, hold your hand and say this person is distracting me from what someone is saying right now, and we'll have them escorted out. >> this person is distracting me. they want to know what is going on with your haircut, kanye. i would love to see footage of kanye telling kim he wanted to run for president and kim going, "okay, honey. that's fine. now put your pants on and come back inside the house." kanye also used the rally to talk about the issue that matters most to him, how smart he is. >> i understand everyone is excited. it's a new world. you have

come on, jumyy -- jimmy do better. all kidding aside, i love you jimmy. actually, fun fact, between me and jimmy, together we have won seven naacp image awards. that's true, look it up. and another fun fact, we are currently nominated for an emmy together for our work on "live in front of a studio audience." i just love working with jimmy. and apparently for jimmy, while he sits in a hammock scrolling through his instagram. so listen there's a lot going on in america right now. i don't even know how you find the funny. i never thought i'd see the day when i'm having panic attacks thinking about the us postal service, but ladies and gentlemen that's 2020 for ya. the democratic national convention got underway today, which i will be participating in on wednesday. i'm super excited. this isn't my first time speaking at a convention. many people think i'm drawn to politics because i starred on "scandal," a show set in an alternate universe, where people actually care when a president does something wrong. but really i'm drawn to politics because i'm an americ

i'd like to thank yvonne orji, riley, and jimmy kimmel.y life. nightline is next. goodnight. >>> tonight, the president making his case for reelection, the never-before political stage on the south lawn, mincing no words. going after his democratic rival, joe biden. >> joe biden may claim he is an ally of the light, but when it comes to his agenda, biden wants to keep us completely in the dark. >> and presenting his vision for a country facing unprecedented crisis. a pandemic, a recession. and a racial divide. this special edition of "nightline," your voice, your vote, starts right now. >>> good evening, everyone, thanks so much for joining us. tonight, the grand finale for the gop convention. the president making his prime time pitch for a second term. did his message stick the landing?

i'd like to thank dan levy, elle king, and my third favorite jimmy, jimmy kimmel. goodnight. ♪ >>> tonight, fires continue to burn in the hills northwest of healdsburg. >> refusing to go down without a fight. residents in the santa cruz mountains create brigades to help battle the raging fires. >> from ash and smoke to higher places, produce at the grocery store. >> smoke and haze hanging around. i'll let you know if there is hope for improvement in the days ahead. abc7 news at 11:00 startsg a ppin in the state of california. >> three of the largest wildfires to ravage our state raging in the bay area still. the scu lightning complex in the east bay just overtook the lmu lightning complex as the second largest in state history. >> but tonight there is cautious optimism as crews try to take advantage of better weather conditions. at least eight people have died and more than 1.4 million acres have burned. and we've learned there are four burn patients being treated at u.c. davis medical center. >> and we want you to take a look at these pictures. santa cruz sheriff'

right now on jimmy george lopez with willie nelson. ♪ >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live."ith guest host george lopez. tonight, country legend willie nelson. and now, george lopez. ♪ >> hello, and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i am george lopez. jimmy wanted to take the summer off so i agreed to guest host. once again, mexicans doing jobs that white people don't want. i'm here tonight because i have literally nothing else to do. this is honestly the best way for me to kill time between my zoom yoga classes. and it's nice for a mexican to be invited to a mansion in hollywood and not have to trim the hedges. you know what i did actually? i hired the whitest guy on taskrabbit to come clean this house. yo, chad, don't forget to dust the fan blades. i'll have you deported like that

>> rob: welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your host for the night, rob lowe, or as people at the airport call me, "john stamos." today starts the sixth month of quarantine for many of us. and this time has been especially tedious for me because unlike most people, i don't drink. here's a fun fact, playing boggle without wine? insufferable. when you get sober, they tell you to take it "one day at a time." but no one prepared me for the fact that it would be the same day at a time for six months straight. but being home hasn't been all bad. my two adult sons moved back in with us during the pandemic. i'm basically living in a failed tv pilot, and i know about that kind of thing. honestly though, we've really bonded over the past few months, had a lot of chats about life lessons. like, i think it's important for dads to be open about their failures. which was easy for me, i told them to go on youtube and search for "rob lowe academy awards 1989." and of course, we also get to share our triumphs. and we have one tonight. last

right now on jimmy kimmel guest host >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host, kerrytoght, stacey abramsr live." i'm your guest host kerry on -- outside once aggtain inwa tinhe sshummer hea. i had a great time hosting last night and i'm excited to be here again. sie thshowtart, thi alve n ou ih been bitten by 600 mosquitoes. last night i had a great joke azg sidekick of his own and i have him here tonig.ht how are you doing guillermo? group. >> guillpermo i'm doing great, you look beautiful. >> oh, thank you, you know i try to clean up for you always. much.illermo: thank you far thised to ask you, i am the 13 summer. so honestly, where do i rank? >> guillermo: from the bottom of my heart,'rou ye you're the best. >> number one. >>llbeui g: moer 'sthone, for y sake i really hope billy eichner doesn't see this. >> guillermo: no, i think he's on vacation. >> i have to be honest, i was nervous that wouldn't be your sower, because there have beent hosts this summer. so i wanted to with ssomething everyotane lo somes,vething completely undeni. cute, internet babies. i

i'd like to thank dan levy, elle king, and my third favorite jimmy, jimmy kimmel.or the republican national convention. president truch firing up had his supporters, and excepting the nomination for the oval office. >> four more years. >> if you want to drive them crazy, you say 12 more years. >> the friends and family go on the offensive. and the unrest brewing off stage. how the president's handling of the covid-19 crisis in america may impact his chances for four more years. >>> this is special edition of "nightline," your voice, your vote. starts right now. >>> good evening, thank you for joining us, tonight, the republican be national convention commencing with the surprise appearance from president trump. accepting a second nomination for president. republican heavy

right now on jimmy kimmel, . >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host, ben platt. tonight, zendaya, and music from muna and the knocks. and now, ben platt. >> hello, and welcome to jimmy kimmel live. i'm your guest host, ben platt. i'm what's known as a triple threat. i sing, i act, and i post absolutely savage yelp reviews. i've also won a tony, an emmy, and a grammy. and i was one of time's 100 most influential people, which means i am now above the law in perpetuity! what's that? i'm being told that is not in fact the case. but it was crazy. i was on the same list with lebron james and kim jong un. between us we have 1 tony award, 3 nba championships and thousands of human rights violations. it's weird. i'm used to performing in front of big, loving audiences in rooms filled with applause and laughter. now here i am doing a show alone in an empty house, and the slight wrinkling of a masked cameraman's eyes is the only way i can tell if any of this is funny! and i see a smattering of wrinkle. all right. but not to worry, if anything goes wrong tonight, i h

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right now on jimmy ki . >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host, david spade. tonight, lauren lapkus and music from the avett brothers. and now, here's david spade! >> david: hey, guys, welcome to "jimmy kimmel live," wow, it's me again, david spade, wah, wah. what a ripoff, right? my second night at uncle jimmy's creepy dungeon. so excited to be here. they never even let me leave. this is a big gig for me. if it goes well, i can charge a little extra on my cameo. mee-mop. it's not as fun to throw coffee in a pa's face when it bounces off the face shield. in the end, who really suffers? you, the american people, right, guillermo? there he is. >> guillermo: that's right! >> david: that's it? hey, by the way, what's going on in that room? a little bleak there, you got a couch and a plant. is that a house or a crate and barrel that went out of business? >> guillermo: look, it's my meditation room. you know? >> david: that's nice, i'm glad you're meditating. i know you're working up to 45 seconds a day on this. all right, thank you, guillermo, it's good to see you

from doha santa maria with the world news from al jazeera hong kong media baron jimmy law is arrested under a controversial security law for allegedly colluding with foreign forces also anti-government protests continue for a 2nd day in beirut just 2 ministers have resigned as well public anger grows up to choose days blast in pakistan is easing coronavirus restrictions for a 2nd time in months despite warnings from health weapons over the pandemic. so protesters have been out on the streets across bellary soul nights after the latest election results showed president alexander looking with 81 percent of the vote that would mean look at shanghai could extend his quarter century and power the opposition say the ballot was a fraud lower birdman the reports. are pushing with the shouting the police to go away and then scenes of violence reflected across spend who says kept . dancing a few hours after polls have closed and continuing into the night opposition supporters came out in the thousands to contest the initial election results. right police blocked the entrance to a large square a

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with anthony anderson. tonight, d.l. hughley, and bubba wallace, and now, anthony anderson! >> anthony: hello and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." my name is anthony anderson. this is my second night in a row guest hosting the show. i actually do a lot here on abc. i'm on "black-ish," "to tell the truth," and for the past 11 years, i've been playing the role of george stephanopolis on "good morning america." i have to be honest, i'm feeling a little sentimental tonight. we looked it up, and this is my 41st appearance on this show. it was sweet, the staff gave me a cake today with candles and everything. but then i blew on it and we had to throw it away. y'all could have let me eat the damn cake myself. this is the worst summer in recorded history and continues to roll on. i remember the old days when having a bad summer just meant you sat in poison ivy. in 2020, itchy ass is your best case scenario. remember that movie, "i know what you did last summer?" they should make one about this summer. only this time, the killer i

i was wondering, have you ever met jimmy? and if so, what's he like? >> jimmy kimmel. no talent. two or three times i did his show before this all, now i wouldn't do his show that guy's tache. >> terrible oh, but aren't you doing his show right now? >> everybody knew i was being sarcastic and joking. when i first got to know jim, i said uh, he never wears a jacket. he's obviously very proud of his body. there he is. look at that guy. you're the champ, you're the best. so there you have it, now you know the real me. we have a great show for you tonight. we've got music from holly humberstone. and we'll be right back with ben stiller. ♪ >> dicky: abc's "jimmy kimmel live," brought to you by t-mobile. ged. and t-mobile doesn't just have a bigger network, but a better one than ever before, with scam protection built into its core. introducing, scamshield, free from t-mobile. get fewer scam calls. period. with t-mobile's supercharged network, you can say goodbye to annoying scam calls, and feel free to answer your phone again. hello these are just all to get like the perfect shave all

jimmy jimmy has been very very vocal you also have been part of these protests as beijing claims the mosque to mind behind this protest. of course not the way they do in portraying is to praying the prominence cul de sac and says to take full responsibility for all the. upheaval for the past year but actually this is a leaderless movement people acting on their behalf and really devote themselves in stimulus money with their own capacity so i don't think that it's a reality maybe just wanted to court cases to prosecute prominent acts. so you say the movement is a leaderless one but how is this high profile arrest going to affect the pro-democracy movement well it was definitely create chilling effect which means that even though you are not. so-called clued in with foreign forces you are acting on your own but beijing could definitely trauma cases on you and they will. people who what you want to voice out so that beijing is agenda and i urge the public not to be scared of really giving up your voice are you yourself i mean you're an exile if you will in london right now or you yours

i'd like to thank yvonne orji, riley, and jimmy kimmel.ine is next. goodnight. >>> scotts valley represents go home. after tough lessons learned in the 2013 fires. it still has proved a problem. >> an african-american business owner believes he was racially profiled, tonight, we release body camera video. >> the republican national convention wrapped up hours ago, we will have the reaction. >>> abc7 news at 11:00, starts right now. this is abc7 news. >> felt good to come home, as soon as we came off the hey, they had all the signs saying welcome home, and that brought tears to my eyes. >> a huge sense is of relief tonight. 10s of thousands of residents evacuated by the czu lightning complex fires are able to return home. cal fire officials are calling it a good day with the lifted evacuation orders. we are joined live after

do you have anything you want to say to jimmy? >> all right, jimmy, i love the roots!hank you for being on the show that's so -- that voice sounds familiar oh, my gosh. >> the voice sounds familiar and the most -- again, i can't even give a hint as to who the voice is because we're playing it real close to the vest. >> once that comes out, forget it >> but i will say the funniest part of my day is texting a person that you and i both know, a bunch of lines with no context and getting a text back in a sea captain voice >> it's well done. are your in-laws -- are they happy that you're there or - how is that -- >> they were pretty happy. i think they were bragging it up to their friends, you know, that their home had become a a studio but they were a little unhappy because -- totally tongue in cheek and shame on me, we did a bit where i said, hey, we would love to hear what you think about the sea captain. we would like you to google sea captain, print that page off your computer, and then either write yes or no and mail it to your best guests as where they in-laws live a

i was wondering, have you ever met jimmy? and if so, what's he like? >> jimmy kimmel. no talent. two or three times i did his show before this all, now i wouldn't do his show that guy's terrible. >> oh, but aren't you doing his rybody knew being sarcastic and joking. when i first got to know jim, i said uh, he never wears a jacket. he's obviously very proud of his body. there he is. look at that guy. you're the champ, you're the best. so there you have it, now you know the real me. we have a great show for you tonight. we've got music from holly humberstone. and we'll be right back with ben stiller. ♪ >> dicky: abc's jimmy kimmel live, brought to you by tyson foods. want restand schools?pen? want the economy to get back on track? you're and you can help make it happen. stay 6 feet apart. wash your hands. wear a mask every time you leave your home. choose to join the fight against covid-19. do your part. slow the spread. ♪ >> welcome back to jimmy kimmel live. i'm sarah cooper. tonight on the show, she's apple music's up next artist and her ep, falling asleep at the wheel, comes o

because jimmy law issued in a coma since being released. but you knew i was released last night and today he would turn to apple that he had quarter media organizations found out and by you and i knew was welcomed by the south of the newspaper and. although he didn't review it musty tell us about his case he did i express i. had him his has his great want to support my from the city and stout and he also said i think he is moved and touched by the fact that really this support and this paper by buying all this yesterday we saw that. 155-0000 copies all at with 80 were printed and so so this is pretty i sign like boy they support what you mean i. feel the very public arrest of jimmy lai was widely seen as a message meant to intimidate anyone advocating democracy or criticizing the store to use there is this having that effect. oh yes definitely and i though she would i am not after this thing putting the lead up to this and i would not prosecute it yet but the way all the authority carrying out the operation that you know high profile went o

right now on jimmy kimmel, guest host with >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host, sebastian maniscalco. tonight, alex rodriguez, and our health care hero of the week. and now, here's sebastian maniscalco. >> sebastian: hello and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm sebastian maniscalco back again for a second night. they almost didn't let me do the show tonight. i showed up and someone took my temperature and it was 101°. i said listen, i'm italian. i run hot. but i'm a hypochondriac so i constantly think i got coronavirus. i'm walking around every day smelling my toilet and candles making sure i don't have this thing. they just told me that the ratings were fantastic last night, which is nice. i'm not complaining about that. but when i told my parents that, they said "why? "did the other two guys pass away?" my mom told me i was too stiff and that my suit didn't fit. and my dad wanted to know why i didn't mention my cousin's construction company. i'm just so glad to be working again. my days normally start out with the zoom preschool circle time song, "the jo