>> jimmy: tariq, be cool, bud. >> here we go. >> jimmy: yep. >> tariq: ah [ cheers and applause >> jimmyy: all right. ready? 1, 2, 3. oh god, no tariq. >> ready >> jimmy: yeah, i lost yeah >> tariq: ah ♪ >> jimmy: what are you doing alright, ready >> i'm ready ready? >> jimmy: 1, 2 - 1 -- >> come on, man. ready? >> jimmy: ready, yeah. 1, 2, 3. >> oh, my gosh >> jimmy: yes! [ cheering ] >> all right ah >> jimmy: wow! a little payback look at that mad face. yes! then slam it down. all right. this is a barn burner. ready? 1, 2, 3! 9. >> 9 >> jimmy: you won. you won, you won tariq? >> tariq: hah! oh ♪ >> all right ready? >> jimmy: yeah, i guess it's fun, right all right, bud 1, 2, 3! >> [ bleep ] >> jimmy: yes! [ applause ] ♪ get him good >> yep here we go [ bleep [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where'd she get that bucket >> my wife, everyone where did she get that giant bucket you're awesome where did that come from hopefully we don't have one here all right, here we go. it's a tie game. it's anyone's game here we go ready? 1, 2, 3. >> here we go, tied game, come on king, baby >> jimmy: ace! >> [ b

>> jimmy: i've never been to a a top golf >> what? >> jimmy: i've never been.> jimmy: oh >> which i'm not good at putt-putt either but -- no, no. i mean, i can like -- i'm, like, happy gilmore, like, when i golf like, i can hit it really far. >> jimmy: uh-huh >> but i'm not good at putting so -- and i'm really good at driving the cart, like really good with a drink. [ laughter ] but i don't -- no, top golf is like a game. well, it's a bar it's like an atmosphere. it's a vibe. it's like a club, but you're, like, playing this game. you're just trying to nail the balls, like, into these, like, certain places and you play games with people. and i liked playing because i always win [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, right >> yeah, i could hit it really far, so -- >> jimmy: when you're out, do you ever -- do you ever hear your music, like, over the loud speakers or anything >> not -- i mean, maybe like a a such -- like a remix or something. but, no, i feel like my -- this is a real thing. i feel like my music is, like, so family -- like you hear me in dentists off

>> jimmy: it's all right >> no! >> jimmy: it's all right it's okay.ay a game. i know you like games, right >> yeah. >> jimmy: yes, so this is a game that i know you're going to be great at it's called "slow turn, tiny nod. ♪ ♪ slow turn tiny nod ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: now the game is very simple one at a time while maintaining the utmost composure, we will very slowly turn our heads, look into the camera and do the tiniest head nod possible. >> okay. >> jimmy: whoever does the best slow turn, tiny head nod will win. and you're not allowed to laugh. and you'll go first. you ready for this >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right, michael, go ahead slow turn, tiny nod. whenever you're ready. [ laughter ] >> can i start again >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah of course. >> hey, i know the point is for you to enjoy yourselves, but you can help me out here >> jimmy: don't blame the audience, come on. [ laughter ] there you go, come on now. >> we're a team. [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is ridiculous >> how does anybody do it? >> jimmy: it's my t

>> steve: wow. >> jimmy: they're not recognizing -- >> steve: yeah, it's not working right. >> jimmy:t's not working correctly. next up, it thought congressman dean phillips was doug funnie. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: that's not even a real person. >> jimmy: what >> steve: that's a cartoon >> jimmy: i know it's a cartoon. >> steve: wow. this is not working well at all. >> jimmy: can we see that again just to make sure. [ laughter ] it's not working >> steve: wow, it's not working. you're right >> jimmy: next, it thought congressman sam graves was that carnival game with the clown face [ laughter ] i mean, it's just totally not working. >> steve: that's not good at all. >> jimmy: no, it's not good. it thought congressman don young was the owner of jurassic park. [ laughter ] that's not even -- it's a movie. >> steve: oh, my god >> jimmy: it thought senator roger marshall was ross when his teeth got whitened [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, my goodness. that seems ridiculous. >> jimmy: it thought congressman brad sherman was george costanza. >> steve: wow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and

jimmy: bruce!y is your pet better than me >> so bruce can sometimes turn the light off. >> jimmy: i love sometimes [ laughter ] what do you mean bruce can sometimes turn -- oh, you're gone so bruce - all right, bruce, can you do it can you turn the light off, bruce? bruce? uh, oh bruce? [ light laughter ] this is -- leaning towards the -- oh, he's thinking about it [ light laughter ] he's thinking about it he's thinking about it come on, bruce you got this [ cheers and applause come on, bruce yup. come on, buddy come on, bruce you got -- yes what is that [ audience ohs ] oh, yes, bruce, come on. [ laughter ] do you want to maybe prop bruce up, maybe? or maybe get bruce to -- [ laughter ] i think -- there you go, bruce show me what you got, bruce. come on, buddy i see it i see it [ cheers and applause look at that i see it, bruce. come on. come on, buddy maybe give a little -- [ laughter ] come on, bruce hey, can we move the light switch down lower, maybe [ laughter ] oh, my god all right, there you

how about hang out with jimmy? seven-time gold medal winner katie ledecky hanging out with jimmy tonight. you can watch her on the show right here on nbc bay area in just a few minutes. she's bringing all her bling. >> wow! >> i mentioned earlier, somebody on social media said she certainly knows how to accessorize. >> and no one else can do it that way. >> yeah. the only one in the room. >> exactly. that will do it for us. thank you for being with us. see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - billy crystal, katie ledecky, jean hanff korelitz, comedian jackie fabulous and featuring the legendary rootcrew >> questlove: 1499 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. welcome, everybody thank you. have a seat. i appreciate that. welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to "the ton

>> you like that >> jimmy: i love it, in fact >> yeah. >> jimmy: is it for a role >> it's not -- >> jimmydeep pandemic. you know, when i think everyone was -- had a mullet at some point -- >> jimmy: yes. >> and a big mustache. >> jimmy: yeah >> and i don't know. i just feel like i found my vibe, like, you know >> jimmy: yeah, i think it works. >> i arrived finally >> jimmy: i think it works for you, yeah. i love it, you guys love it? [ cheers and applause >> bit of a slug as they call it, you know they call it a slug. >> jimmy: it's a good -- but it's a good 'stache. >> it's a good slug. >> jimmy: mine's a bit wispy when i grow mine out [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and it's a little sad. and -- just panned universally panned, my mustache i grew one and i go, "what do you think. and everyone was just -- >> no one likes it no >> jimmy: they didn't even say like - give it a break or - >> some people just can't pull it off >> jimmy: no >> my dad had one in, like, the 80s and 90s, and i feel like i just look like him now, but -- >> jimmy: yeah, my dad always had a mustache still has one. and i remem

>> jimmy: no, with humans.ills. >> steve: oh, wow, it's a bill, dang guess what >> jimmy: guess what here's your check. yeah, or here's a magazine or, you know, an l.l. bean catalog >> steve: sure or - >> jimmy: i'll shove it in the mailbox with love. >> steve: yeah "life" magazine. >> jimmy: yeah, i've got four crumpled l.l. bean catalogs in here >> steve: and it was raining outside and it was wet, so they're soggy. >> jimmy: there you go but guess what >> steve: still love them. >> jimmy: yeah, something to do, right? [ light laughter ] gives you something to do, you go throw it out or recycle it. >> steve: yeah, or you let it dry standing straight up >> jimmy: yeah while you're at it you go, "these papers are drying awfully quick. there must be a nice draft here maybe i'll get in the jerky business." >> steve: oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: so, you get thin strips - >> steve: thin strips. >> jimmy: you know, you lay it out wherever that magazine was the breeze goes through. there you go you're making yourself a a wh

>> jimmy: yes.ime i think it's genius. [ applause ] all right. here we go roots, we have anastasia, okay and if there was a movie about her life, it would be called "too good to be true," and anastasia would want anastasia to play herself in the biggest stretch of a role. it's amazing, but i think you could pull it off. for this one, roots, "white lotus" season finale was just on sunday. no spoilers. can we do something in that vibe with that kind of theme song it was kind of -- hawaiian - it was like spooky ♪ ♪ anastasia from the ukraine ♪ ♪ ♪ too good to be true in the movie you will play you ♪ [ cheers and applause >> tariq: you got to stump us. give us a genre of a song where there are no lyrics. >> jimmy: yeah and after that i still don't know if there are lyrics [ laughter ] hot dog. [ laughter ] here we go who wants the roots -- how about all the way in the back. thank you so much for being here what is your name? >> marcos jara >> jimmy: wow, full name marcos - [ laughter ] marcos jara? >> y

>> jimmy: what [ laughter ] >> wait. >> jimmy: you -- >> huh >> jimmy: yeah, your line -- he's concernednd. >> jimmy: yeah, so he's concerned -- [ laughter ] i know, you're in so much trouble. [ laughter ] >> i'm in so much trouble. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you remember him calling you by your real name and does he call you "mads"? >> you know what, i wouldn't -- so honestly, that day i don't remember much because it was a a monday and i'm pretty sure if i remember correctly, it was the monday after we were celebrating the pcas and i had a little hangover -- headache. >> jimmy: yeah, of course, yeah >> and so i was -- i felt very -- you know, i was just laying on the fake medical table and sleeping but i actually did kind of nod off a couple times so i don't remember a whole lot about the day. it was kind of all a blur but, you know, jonas, our director is not unknown to give us notes, like very personal notes. >> jimmy: uh-huh >> and try to guess to like -- so i don't -- it definitely is well within the realm of possibilities and i'd have to go back and look now because i had no idea.

>> that's so hard. >> jimmy: i know no carbs >> whoa. >> jimmy: no pasta >> you look great. >> jimmyree, maybe, yeah >> oh, that's great. that's great >> jimmy: i was also checking out -- i never got a chance to finish "hubie halloween. it's sandler did you see it >> no, i haven't seen it >> jimmy: dude, it's unbelievable >> i just bumped into adam - >> jimmy: it's everybody we know >> is it >> jimmy: it's everybody we know meadows is unbelievable. tim meadows is unbelievably funny. >> oh, my god. i want to see it >> jimmy: it's very good >> yeah, the kids and i were on vacation and my husband met us in kauai, but we bumped into adam sandler in hawaii and it was so nice to see him >> jimmy: he's just the greatest >> yeah, yeah, the greatest. >> jimmy: i think -- was sandler with us when we met? >> i'm trying to think um, no not when we met that night at a party, no. >> jimmy: so he wasn't at the party. yeah, okay anyway [ light laughter ] all right, wait, so we set up "the other two," right >> yeah, "other two" we set up >> jimmy: it's tomorrow on hbo -- >> hbo max >> hbo max tomorro

jimmy: oh, my goodness.me! please enjoy yourself. welcome everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. [ cheers and applause wow. well, guys, i'm so excited about this, the biggest band in the world, bts is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ♪ seriously, you know you've made it when you can order yourself at mcdonald's. hi, we'll have the us. thank you. speaking of the biggest pop stars, let's get to some news. i saw that tomorrow, olivia rodrigo, is going to the white house, and she's going to team up with president biden and dr. fauci to make videos about getting vaccinated [ cheers and applause when his staff suggested bringing in popular musical artists, biden was like, "great idea how about glenn miller or the andrews sisters? [ laughter ] ♪ i'm kidding. biden loves olivia rodrigo, but he sings it like, "i got my driver's license 63 years ago. [ laughter ] speaking of vaccines, yesterday, a record number of french citizens booked appointments after president emmanuel macron said yo

it's easy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's fantastic >> super simple. >> jimmy: yeah, no excuses >> no. >> jimmyhich ended in death. a third one of his patients has since died like, just could not be any worse. >> jimmy: yeah >> i missed all of this while it was happening whole pitch. and he basically said, "look, there's an amazing podcast go listen to the podcast and then let's talk about it again. and so i went and listened to the podcast. and it -- i mean, it's like a horror story you know, you cannot believe that this -- >> jimmy: it's even worse than a horror story >> yeah, it is - 'cause it's true and real bodies were damaged this man is probably going to spend the rest of his life in jail, as he well should. but the system that created him still exists and that's, to me, what's so scary about this story, is that he's the kind of perfect storm of evil man with bad intentions, but it took a whole system around him to allow him to keep on doing that damage to people and that system still exists >> jimmy: gosh you're phenomenal in it. also it's alec baldwin and christian slater too >> slater

applause >> jimmy: wow.. i know you meant it. i know you meant it. tariq, any words >> tariq: he said it all, man. he summed it all up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he did say it perfectly. yeah he did say it perfect i really do. you know, we could don't the show without people watching us and so thank you, everybody for watching our show on tv. [ cheers and applause thank you nbc, peacock, whatever you watch online, we really appreciate it actually, we put together -- we had the editors work -- do work on the past two weeks for this we have clips of all the best moments of 1,500 shows please enjoy [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ another turning point a fork stuck in the road time grabs you by the wris directs you where to go ♪ ♪ it's something unpredictable but in the end it's righ i hope you have the time of your life ♪ [ cheers and applause [ hysterically crying >> jimmy: amazing. >> steve: you think you're all cried out. >> jimmy: yeah, you think, and then something like that >> steve: something like that hits you a

. >> jimmy: yup. >> steve: jimmy's podcast app. >> jimmy: no, i have nothing to do with the app.> jimmy: yeah, but i'm not. so, anyway, i'm just saying, this is -- i don't know if it's going to translate but, anyways, it's number four >> steve: number four. >> jimmy: yeah, on the app >> steve: let's hear it. >> jimmy: let's take a listen. >> hey, this is sean evans and welcome to "the hot ones podcast. my guest today is mariah carey first up we're going to be trying a wing coated in reaper habanero hot sauce here we go [ eating wings ] >> ow, ow, ow, wait. >> ouch! that's hot [ screaming [ cheers and applause >> steve: that was mariah carey >> jimmy: you got avoid the hot one. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: by the end they get hotter >> steve: that's hot >> jimmy: this one here is called - >> steve: is that number two or number four? was that number four >> jimmy: it will always be number two in my book. [ laughter ] appreciate it. i have to take these off because they are noise canceling, so i can't hear you >> steve: what's that? >> jimmy: you wearing them ll; >> steve: i'm wearing t

>> jimmy: no what.rvous when biden got behind the wheel of a car? [laughter] >> emily: he is a former 18-wheeler truck driver, so he has experience. [laughter] >> jimmy: if you count the car he sadden outside of a supermarket and put a quarter and, he has driven an 18-wheeler. [laughter] ron desantis is embracing his role as a leader in florida. they are experiencing senior vaccination rates, a democrat -- here is a phrase that gets thrown out a lot great people don't appreciate the value of it. you eat i was here the term "read the room." when you were elected to governor don mike mcgovern, you are not supposed to read the room, you were supposed to lead the room. you take the country in a direction while doing what you think is right. think about it this way: thinking about being on a commercial jet, when was the last time you are on a commercial jet and the pilot said "if it's okay with you, we are going to take off in 5 minutes, go up to 37,000 feet if that's cool, then make it to phoenix." certain

jimmy is still on the loose.f you have any information about his whereabouts, please share them with our new hashtag, #jailbirdjimmy. [ laughter ] and jimmy, if you're watching this -- come home, man. your kids need a hug from your swole creepy biceps. [ laughter ] speaking of body transformations. north korean leader kim jong-un has reportedly lost 44 pounds. yeah, he did it by using p-90-execution. [ laughter ] if he's anything like my friends who have lost 44 pounds, he's about to write an anonymous post on facebook about his "weight loss journey." [ laughter ] this report on kim jong-un came from south korean spies. yeah. what kinds of spies are these? "uh, no new information on crimes against humanity, but kim's waist is snatched as hell." [ laughter ] [ applause ] in sports news, the tampa bay lightning won their second stanley cup in a row last night. [ cheers and applause ] yeah! did you watch the game? >> guillermo: no, i didn't, i didn't, yeah. sorry, sorry. [ laughter ] >> wanda: all right. and to cele

and so he knew something from jimmy carter.e opens the envelope and there carter says big you ever know when to stop? now he was proud of this note. he thought it was like signified the nature of his access to the president. but you know, this relationship work carter down. by the third year of the presidency during the hostage crisis, big was beginning to win the argument. he was the one who is constantly urging cards respond to the crisis he was the one who persuaded carter in the end reluctantly to give a green light to the helicopter rescue mission. which turned out to be a disaster. i think the preordained to be a disaster could never have succeeded. he was in favor of force and it is ironic it is over this you, he finally resigned leaving him standing on the field. this is i think one of the tragedies of the carter foreign policy apparatus. >> was there an october surprise in 1980? we note from the archives it looks like there is an october surprise in 1968 involving the nixon administration d-link negotiations and vietna

jimmy garoppolo will start under center. he will direct the number one at least for the first series to kick this thing off. then lands will come into the game and finish the rest of the first half. whatever happens, it is expected to be quite the pick. third overall draft pick expected to play the rest of the first half and perhaps the third quarter. it has been 10 months since he competed in a game. head coach shanahan will expect him to have some butterflies. >> i think trey will make the team, so he doesn't have to freak out about that. he knows eyes are on him. he wants to show everyone what to be excited about. i tell him it is just like practice, except they can hit you. comb down and do the job that you do every day because that is what a quarterback will be like for the rest of your life. >> reporter: leader in the show i will have a sitdown interview with both quarterbacks. they burned a potentially awkward training camp into a smooth one. allen ? >> reporter: all right. vern glenn, thank you so much. in a little b

and always will you get to talk to jimmy at the end? i know you didn't meet him, but i hear you had some contact with him that must have been i don't know bad for a kid who had known as dad, but his dad was in him to such a degree. it must been very, very beautiful to talk to him towards the end. right. yes, it was. it was very beautiful because as a college student from 199194 of mich allen wrote a book on a fire fire. and one of the people he set out to interview was jimmy. and jimmy didn't want me to think if and when we ever met, he was trying to piggyback off of my fat 5 fame. he was paying respect to me in the situation. so he wrote a letter and had missed out will give me the lever letter the night before a final for gay. now as i look back at this and i'm older not to understand and anxiety and depression and all of these days the comb with like not meeting your biological pair and use in him is motivation. he wore 40, he was number 24 hour number 42 in high school out of spite. he's going to know my name one day and that's what

and i think jimmy and his senior year, low, 30 somewhere. i don't remember the exact number, but he's leading score in the country. my man lit up the holiday class. i get the garden 2 years, there is the only guy with the vp, and i love the quote jayla. the coaches kills me when mark cat, the warriors beat them and he missed a shot at the very end. i think george thompson might add that in space services. this the all the bad moment i've ever heard that it's so beautiful. wow, thank you very much. that means a lot. you know, it's funny is that and i see. and 67, you look back. i think clyde, the saluki is when they had some guys who own the guard, because clyde goes to be the be quit to central garden player man. absolutely. and the honor that i have though, i never met of jimmy walker while he was alive. i was gracious enough along with the legend, dave, being my godfather, to go to the funeral to pay my respects. and i'm so very grateful for everything that you know. gina was there. he provided for me. it is for ration. but the honor denni

and one of the people he set out to interview was jimmy. and jimmy didn't want me to think if and when we ever met, he was trying to piggyback off of my fat 5 fame. he was paying respect to me and the situation. so he wrote a letter, it had mitch al, give me to lever letter the night before a final for gay. now as i look back at this and i'm older not, i understand and anxiety and depression and all of these days the comb with like not meeting your biological pair and use him as motivation. he wore 40, he was number 24 hour number 42 in high school out of spite. he's going to know my name one day and that's what i carry from a single parent home. so i carried that letter from the college years. it's still like the early 2 thousands with me like linus and a blanket and never really opened it because i wasn't necessarily going to open and so i was psychologically ready for whatever was going to be in the let. and so i never talked about my relationship or broken relationship or lack thereof, a relationship with my biological father. and so af

jimmy will be back to work after labor day.o the party's over, guillermo. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: that sucks! very sad. >> rupaul: i just want to say, i just love your whole vibe irk think you're so fabulous, guillermo. i may pacquiao up in my suitcase and take you home with me. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: take me with you, honey. i'm all yours. [ cheers and applause ] >> rupaul: i love it. hey, guys, this is a fun story. you know how jeff bezos went up into space last month with his cute little cowboy hat? well, now they're selling mini-replicas of his rocket. yes, there it is. [ laughter ] are we allowed to show that on tv? [ laughter ] it measures ten inches from the base to the tip. ah, ie heard that before. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i'll be the judge of that. and this is the best part, i'm not making this up. the rocket is appropriately priced at 69 bucks. [ laughter ] yes. you can pre-order one of these now, but between you and me, a cucumber gets the job done just fine. [ cheers and applause ] true. now list

i'm a "tiny jew" to black people. [ laughter ] >> they also know jimmy kimmel as jimmy kimble.might be nick crows. >> nick: i'll take it happily. people genuinely be to me -- there's nobody that can snipe you better than a 14-year-old black kid. >> oh, yeah. >> nick: they just can nail you pop culture-wise perfectly. i think to most black teenagers, oh, there's that small [ bleep ] dude from "big mouth." [ laughter ] that's what i'll get, and that's great. >> fabulous. it's not a fun one to be known as. >> nick: no, it's not great. it's a cartoon, okay? >> i'll take umbaku. [ laughter ] >> nick: in doing "big mouth," i talk to people about their puberty a lot. how was your puberty? was it a blast? [ laughter ] >> you know, this is a safe space. >> nick: yes. >> is it? >> nick: nobody's watching, it's just us. [ cheers and applause ] >> get the kroll out of here. it's a safe space. >> nick: absolutely. >> i'm going to follow in the footsteps of seth. >> nick: yes, great. >> and share a story of mine that, you know, i got caught by my mother watching some unsavory material once.

welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i am your guest host, stephen a.mith. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. now, you might recognize me from television or from the ten billion memes of me floating around on the internet. okay? [ laughter ] you've got confused stephen a. check out annoyed stephen a. and how about this one? "i just found out i'm hosting jimmy kimmel" stephen a. [ cheers and applause ] how about that? now, very sad news to break to you just to start off the show. i'm very sorry to say this. but i'm only here for one night. but i do have good news. i've already lasted longer than the new host of "jeopardy." okay? [ applause ] so there's a silver lining in all of this. and i've got a lot of encouragement from my colleagues at espn. had to throw that in there. okay? they even took time to give me a beautiful shout out on today's edition of my show, "first take," on espn. look how excited they are for me. >> mr. stephen a. smith is hosting "jimmy kimmel" tonight. so make sure to check that out. i bet you he's actually a little nervous. he doesn't

who is jimmy kimmel?jimmy kimmel is a stinky old bitch. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: feel free to try this at home. how's everybody feeling tonight? [ cheers and applause ] all right? that's good. that's good because we all need to stay positive right now. according to a recent survey, last year set a record for negative emotions. 4 in 10 adults say they were worried or stressed during 2020, the other 6 were just high as [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] speaking of emotions, this week, we just got a look at the new emojis that are coming to our phones in the next few months. there's a biting lip. a troll. a smiley face who just took a hit of cid. [ laughter ] there are also a bunch of new hand emojis, like these. that's for when you want to say a diverse team of doctors is checking your testicles. [ laughter ] [ applause ] there's also a new pregnant man emoji. also known as "guillermo after a big lunch." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hey, buddy, i want you to be

show jimmy door. all the more coming up in today's season finale of getting underground for any nature veterans watching this show. there are multiple help lines in your countries for those disturbed by the issues in this episode. that's of course because the formerly ca taliban is defeated. nature, nations like the us and u. k. off to 20 years in one of the most geo strategic places on earth, critical to afghanistan, future will be pakistan. and join me now from new york is the un ambassador to buckets and, and the former president of the un security council when you're accurate my master . thanks so much for coming on. i should just say that amidst all the circle, mainstream media around the world, reporting on this little comment about the fact that you said after the emergency meeting at a press conference at the un in new york that you weren't allowed to speak at the emergency meeting i mean, that's relevant to vietnam, arguably. not so much of a stonier. why wouldn't you now to speak at the meet

welcome to "jimmy kimmel live"! thank you so much. i'm obviously not jimmy kimmel.'m your guest host, julie bowen. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. it is so great to be back on abc. as some of you may know, i played clare dunphy -- [ cheers and applause ] on "modern family" for 11 seasons. i was lucky enough to win two emmys for that. [ cheers and applause ] and i would have won more if it weren't for allison janney. [ laughter ] that freaking tramp. [ laughter ] i mean, she's the [ bleep ] worst, am i right? [ laughter ] look, i'm a little anxious tonight. not because it's my first time hosting a show. i left my three sons home alone. i don't really have a joke for that -- i just want you all to know that my house is probably on fire right now. [ laughter ] it's also weird to be indoors with a large group of people, strangers, in fact. but everyone in this audience is [ cheers and applause ] and apparently soon, we'll be triple vaxxed. [ laughter and applause ] the biden administration is reportedly about to recommend we all get booster shots. good luck with that

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host anthony anderson! tonight -- from "the suicide squad," margot robbie, john cena, and director james gunn. plus metta world peace, and music from pnb rock featuring swae lee and pink sweat$. and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: all right! i see you! i see you! i see you! okay! all right! [ cheers and applause ] keep it going, keep it going! [ cheers and applause ] all right. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm your guest host, anthony anderson. one more time! [ cheers and applause ] i love you too, baby. it's a new day, and we have a new nba champion. [ cheers ] last night, the milwaukee bucks won their first nba title in 50 years. [ cheers and applause ] they beat phoenix 105-98. the game was such a disaster for the suns, chris paul had to file a claim with state farm to cover his losses. [ laughter ] and after they closed it out, the bucks opened the liquor cabinet. >> no one up here has been drinking -- >> oh. >> first and foremost, how much champagne have each of you cons

welcome to "jimmy kimmel live"! [ cheers and applause ] "jimmy kimmel live," wow.one of those things are true. [ laughter ] the only thing true in "jimmy kimmel live!" is the exclamation point. [ laughter ] i'm your guest host, sarah silverman. [ cheers and applause ] and i am so happy to be here, and after two nights of david spade hosting, i think we could all use a little masculine energy. [ laughter ] [ applause ] this is actually an historic moment. i'm the first person to ever cover a shift for their ex on national television. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. i took his virginity, and now i'm gonna take his show. [ laughter ] [ applause ] no, no one can replace jimmy. except me. [ laughter ] anyway. just think of me as the world's worst house guest. i'm only here for two nights, but you better believe i'm going to break the toilet. [ laughter ] i'm like andre the giant. he could only go in bathtubs. [ laughter ] look it up, google it. i'm so excited to be doing this. james mcavoy is here. [ cheers and applause ] so is taika waititi. [ cheers and applause

welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." am your guest host, sean hayes. [ cheers and applause ] i'm going to clap for myself, i don't care. [ laughter ] i am the 10th host of the summer. but you know what they say -- "save the best for 10th." [ laughter ] i'm glad i could fill in for jimmy. he actually filled in for me during seasons five and six of "will and grace," and he nailed it. [ laughter ] he went full method. even spent six months in a very tumultuous relationship with neil patrick harris. [ laughter ] pretty shocking. really the best part of hosting a talk show is getting a sidekick for the night. right? how's it going, guillermo? >> guillermo: oh, it's going great, good, yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> sean: i heard you were sick last week. i'm told you're feeling a little better? >> guillermo: yes. >> sean: yeah, yeah. i'm also a total hypochondriac, so please don't breathe on me, talk to me, or look at me. [ laughter ] so if you could just stay on your little [ bleep ] covid stool. [ laughter ] and we'll be goo

jimmy lusar jr.'s office. jimmy speaking. [ cheers and applause ] >> maren: "hacks" is on hbo max.t? >> hi. oh. hello. >> maren: hello. >> i'm so sorry. im really sorry. i didn't realize i was winning backstage. i just won prettiest girl in the world. [ cheers and applause ] i'm sorry, i didn't know it was happening. just somebody came up to me and you know, it's like you're -- you are the -- and i was like okay. [ laughter ] hello. whoo! i didn't know they were doing -- i didn't know there was even -- i didn't know they were doing it. so yeah. >> maren: the backstage mini bar is really good, right? >> yeah. they came up to me, you are the -- the prettiest? i know pretty but -- >> maren: i didn't know they were doing that today. >> i thought in america? this guy's like the world. how are you? >> maren: nice to finally meet you. >> yeah. prettiest in the world. >> maren: okay. can we talk about the dress, actually? the dress. like who made this? >> oh, my god. this is from my favorite designer frenchival maraschino cherr. i met him under the eiffel tower in paris. and we got to talk

so what was the reaction from jimmy g.? >> said this before. room, we got a good group. all of us coming together. whether it was trey or josh came over and was asking questions, i got to problem answering them and helping them out. >> there is something i can learn on every play out there. that jimmy ran or i ran or josh ran. >> ♪ ♪ ♪ well well well, what have we here? ♪ ♪ a magical place... that's lookin' to get scared! ♪ ♪ with bats...and ghouls... and cars in disguise. ♪ ♪ i've cast quite a spell now... ♪ ♪ you won't believe your eyes! ♪ (laughter) the spell is cast. halloween time is back with spook-tacular experiences in disneyland and disney california adventure parks! ♪ unlock a summer of possibilities in a new chevy. expand your options...and your perspective. ♪ find new summer adventures. find new roads. enjoy the open road and make no monthly payments for 90 days on select popular chevy suvs. plus, get interest free financing for 72 months when you finance with gm financial. find new roads at your local chevy dealer. ama: all right.

jimmy garoppolo was on the wrong end of this week's top play. chargers defensive back picked up a pass intended for george cattle. return 99 yards for a touchdown. is a nice take away. nobody lost their cool. >> i thought it went good. did not see mike there any fights. is not over there the whole time. those for school, not to kick anyone out today. >> i felt like there was a lot of respect. as you know, some of these competitive settings you want to make sure everyone respect each other and the game. i thought that was on display. >> george cattle is expected to not play tonight. no use in risking a preseason injury before the all-pro tight and we played eight games in 2020 and spring they need ligament and then broke his foot. he continued to show he is one of the best personalities on and off the field. >> i know you believe in having fun and practice. >> it starts with the defense. out there trying to inspire the defense, give us your best shot. they do every day. there are days they will upon us and thursday we can play an extra pass or tw

you're subbing for jimmy. i love jimmy. i know he's in -- taking a vacation.d you were here, because when you're with a pro like david, you make my job so much easier because you're so funny. it makes me just relax. >> david: that's so nice. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> david: we were saying backstage what a bitch you were. [ laughter ] and i was like, she's so nice! no, i saw you at a party a couple of years ago. my old girlfriend, she goes, molly's here, do you know her, will you please introduce me? she's my favorite from "snl." second favorite? [ laughter ] she's my favorite. you came over, you were so nice. in real life, molly will talk to people, she's so lasered in on you, she's so real, that you don't know what to do. because when people talk to me, they're looking around, sort of bored. [ laughter ] when you do it, you're like this. and it's so nice. have you ever talked to tom cruise? he lasers in on you. >> yes, i've had that before, yeah. >> david: it's fun and you feel important for a second. >> he really lasers in. doesn't he? >> david: ye

do you miss having jimmy around here? are you missing jimmy?> guillermo: yeah, he's a nice guy and i love him. [ laughter ] >> rupaul: he is a nice guy. what's the biggest difference between me hosting and jimmy hosting? >> guillermo: honest, you're more sexy than he is. [ cheers and applause ] >> rupaul: i'll take that, i'll take it. is anybody from out of town here? [ cheers ] there's some, yeah, okay, great, great. you know, a lot of people are flying. did you guys fly here? did you fly? you drove? child, up on these planes. [ laughter ] there's so many reports of unruly passengers taking off their masks and getting into fights. you heard about this, right? oh, these planes, honey. [ laughter ] you know, in fact, the faa had to put out an official psa with this warning. "unruly behavior doesn't fly." [ laughter ] i feel like it needed to be a little bit more direct. something like that, "be cool or we will kick you in your cockpit." [ cheers and applause ] people need to be told, you know? in fact, one incident on a flight from new york to s

larry: on jimmy kimmel live, guests rupaul -- guest rupaul.good night, everybody. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" with guest host rupaul! tonight -- thandiwe newton. izzy g. and music from belly. and now -- rupaul! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> rupaul: oh my goodness, thank you, thank you very much. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i am your guest host, rupaul. i've got to tell you, this is my last show filling in for jimmy. yeah. i've been here for two nights. that's one night for every emmy i was nominated for this year. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

jimmy garoppolo played one series in the second preseason game.ike to name a starting quarterback yet? >> no, we have not made that announcement. whenever i feel like it. there are so many other things to worry about. i will let the chips fall as they may. i'm just focused on getting better, learning is much as i can. we have such a great quarterback room in such a great locker room, guys that i can learn from on and off the field. >> monday night football, number one overall pick trevor lawrence taking another saints.lawrence threw for 113 yards, no touchdowns, no interceptions. jim is winston deep, look at the one-handed touchdown grab. they connected on two touchdowns. cj beth third threw for two scores. abc boost and cricket charge you more for unlimited 5g. metro doesn't. introducing the big 5g upgrade. just twenty-five bucks a month gets you unlimited 5g and a free 5g smartphone. that's half the price... ...for one line of unlimited 5g smartphone data ...plus a free samsung galaxy 5g when you switch and trade-in. all with the power of the t-

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carter and then a white house speech writer for president jimmy carter. he is now a staff writer for the atlantic. jim, thank you very much for joining us tonight. i find the discussions that do not involve memories that range as far back as 1975 to be frustrating. so i am glad you are here. one thing i'm fascinated about is how the evacuation of vietnam did not become the political football that the afghanistan has become instantaneously. when you say first florence thank you very much, i agree with everything that you are saying the horrors of the war, for generations to go and there are horrors now but when you start a war you buy into the end of that. war and i agree the solution -- jimmy carter, his promised achievement as a president, he's often said that he did not go to war in four years. when he was in office. i think that as you dimly recall because as a very young man then, in the 19 seventies were -- there were horrors on every front. the first president in history to resign, president nixon resigned, it was the watergate scandal, after the fa

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host niall horan. tonight, lizzo, cristo fernandez, and music from kane brown. and now, niall horan! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> niall: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] thank you. whoo! oh, it's good to be back. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i am your guest host niall horan. [ cheers and applause ] whoo! i'm not going to lie, i'm pretty anxious to be doing this. but the last time a pale irishman with no experience hosted a talk show, it was conan o'brien. [ laughter ] so i'm in good company. no worries. everybody has been super supportive, i must say. when i announced i was coming on the show, i got some very, very enthusiastic tweets from my fans. like these. "choking and crying." [ laughter ] "i'm going to pass out." [ laughter ] "no [ bleep ] way holy [ bleep ]." [ laughter ] "oh my [ bleep ] [ bleep ] niall." [ laughter ] all these are in an american accent, by the way. "no because lizzo and niall are going to make me pee my [ bleep ] pants akshsjsbd." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] good twee

still think it's going to be jimmy g.the beginning but we'll see. >> in the beginning. >> leg there were clear, one thing he can do that jimmy g. can't do, although jimmy did scramble for first down. creating something out of nothing is what kyle shanahan has been lacking from his quarterback. now he's got somebody who can do it. >> thanks a lot. >>> still ahead, making best of bad weather, creative ways east coast kids are dealing with flooding from tropical storm henri. you doing okay with those new spicy tiny tacos, jack? yeah, it's funny some of those people you see, they... they can't handle it at all right? no, they can't. that's not you. that's not me. no. try my new spicy tiny tacos starting at $3.50. >>> tonight much of new england is still getting drenched by thunderstorm henri. downgraded from hurricane status before make landfall in rhode island. headed to vermont and new hampshire, 38 million people under flood alert. rivers are close to flood stage in many areas. nbc's kathy park has the latest. >> reporter:

while jimmy door comedian and host of jimmy, ga, believes the by the sudden and the worst guys is actually just a way to pivot to other fields is a comp he joins me not a guy from los angeles in the united states. jimmy, thanks so much for coming back for a season finale. i'll get to the imperialism in the 2nd. but you know that everyone on every single mainstream channel over there over here, even boris johnson, people here in london, steven called bare comedian. all these people are saying women's rights, women's rights, and you think that actually massage and sanctions from us. and you can then as wayllace, iran, it gives the lighter, all this caring for women's rights when it comes to the withdrawal from afghanistan . you know, what helps women's rights more than anything is if you stop bombing them about a week and a half ago, the united states bomb a school high school and a health clinic killed 20 women and children. so that would be the thing that would, would hurt women the most is when you bomb them and you, and bade their countries and you slaughter thousands of them for the mil

jimmy rolling in. touchdown. 7-0, san francisco. jimmy was fired up.has that linebacker mentality. third and 13. corrupt below, 16 yard completion. the drive was 14. trey lance went into the end zone pit 1a yards rushing. the niners when 34-10. with everything coach shanahan has seen, he was asked will jimmy g. start one? >> i guess we will have to see. everyone keeps asking me that question. i am not giving the answer to satisfy the question. i think our team has a pretty good answer. we are pretty good as long as i can keep surviving press conferences. >> it was fun. when we are clicking like that, it makes it hard. we are trying to win games. >> i trust coach shanahan. he is going to find ways to get the guys who need the ball the ball. >> with a win over the braids, the giants would secure their 10th consecutive series victory. a hot and humid day in the south. back from the injured list. bottom four, jorge solera blasts one to the hank aaron terrace. this fan is fired up to have a baseball. austin riley, two shot to the left center. this did not m