yeah, pop the bottle, jimmy. >> jimmy: but, like -- >> pop one, jimmy. >> jimmy: yes i did. >> no you didn't let's make a mess. make a mess. >> jimmy: what do you mean >> you have to -- you should have made a mess like this [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: congratulations on the new album. "traumazine" is out now. natalia dyer joins us after the break. stick around, cheers congratulations. dude, you are the greatest come on! [ cheers and applause ♪ bubbles bubbles so many bubbles! as an expedia member you earn points on your travels, and that's on top of your airline miles. so you can go and see... or taste or do absolutely nothing with all those bubbles. without ever wondering if you're getting the most out of your trip. because you are. this fanceroni pepperoni is fancy! am i fancy enough for the fanceroni? i'm wearing cargo shorts. but tim, so am i. ♪ ♪ try the fanceroni pepperoni with over 100 old world pepperoni. pizza. pizza. kids don't always take the best care of school supplies. so save money shopping back to school on amazon. while they... 0oh..

all right, here goes three >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: okay >> jimmy: mm-hm.rd hot. "hot girl summer." hot. hot. two -- second word in hot in - "hot in herre. >> jimmy: yes! [ cheers and applause ♪ [ dinging that's how you do it that's how you do it that's how you do it >> wow >> jimmy: wow. that's how you do it >> it's weird 'cause it's cold in here. >> you're so happy when she gets it right. >> jimmy: that's how you do it ♪ that is how you do it ♪ >> tariq: ah [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. tariq, here you go >> ooh, this is scary. ♪ so take off all your clothes ♪ [ audience shouting >> jimmy: stop pointing at five, they're saying other numbers. you keep pointing at numbers -- nobody's saying that number at all. >> tariq: i'm taking five, man >> jimmy: oh, my god you are the worst. >> tariq: ugh, bad move. >> oh no >> tariq: okay all right. >> it's a tv show. two words. the first word - is coyote. >> jimmy: be careful, buddy. [ light laughter ] careful, buddy, careful. don't m -- hey, be careful, bud! >> yeah, yeah, yeah, that -- >> cock-a-doodle-do

it's in the set. >> jimmy: yeah >> it is >> jimmy: i love that. >> so you have to come see >> jimmy:and you were like, it was kind of a big deal because that was one of your original - >> influences, for sure. her voice to me, i remember watching her on "american idol" and just becoming so inspired by her that my email address when i was young was littlekelly@yahoo.com. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god >> and so, for her to like cover my song years later was just a full circle moment. and because i also used to cover her songs when i was younger as well. >> jimmy: really >> yeah, definitely. >> jimmy: i wonder if we can find video of that watch it we did here's video of 13-year-old demi lovato singing "the trouble with love is." take a look at this. ♪ the trouble with love i it doesn't care how fast you fall ♪ ♪ and you can't refuse the call ♪ ♪ see you've go no say at all, oh ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: come on! >> thank you >> jimmy: you got the gift all right. before you go, i know you're performing for us tonight. which i appreciate, thank you so much. i figured we have to

>> jimmy, i'm going to tell you on your show - >> jimmy: oh - >> it's -- >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. a great actor, but you're also a great writer and director. >> thank you >> jimmy: you've been busy, busy, busy >> i've got to come here more often. this is boosting my personality. >> jimmy: no, but you just finished writing and i think you're about to direct a movie called "imaginary friends. >> yes, it's called "if," and it's with mr. ryan reynolds -- [ cheers and applause he's an indie guy, and this unbelievable actress named cailey fleming if anybody watches "the walking dead," she's on "walking dead," yeah [ cheers and applause and it's official, emily met her, saw her, and was like, "she's the best actress ever." so that's it it's done. it's over. >> jimmy: that's it. that is the best actress >> that's it we got best actress on the planet >> jimmy: but you're reuniting with steve carell. >> yeah. i should have started with this is "the office" reunion movie. [ cheers and applause this is the -- this is "the office" reunion movie. >> yes >> jimmy: wow, no, it's not that at all.

] >> jimmy: can -- can i kinda prepare myself >> taste the damn tequila, jimmy. >> jimmy: i know, holdere are we >> no, we don't. well, right now? >> jimmy: no, i mean, like what would we normally do to have this >> well, i would probably be talking, i would be having a a conversation about what i did last night [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a good one. [ cheers and applause wow. wow. >> huh see that >> jimmy: it changed -- look, my voice is different. >> it's different, right >> jimmy: it changed me. >> you want it to have a little bite but it doesn't have a a bite >> jimmy: i did. >> it's very smooth. >> jimmy: smooth >> it's very smooth. >> jimmy: how do you get - i -- i have so many questions. >> how do i get smooth >> jimmy: no, no, no, i know [ laughter ] you've always -- always been smooth >> want me to answer that? >> jimmy: no, no, you've always been smooth. >> how do i get smooth >> jimmy: how do i get smooth. this guy this guy, how do i get smooth? this guy, all of a sudden. but how do you get involved with a tequila company >> i'm a tequila lover i have been for a long time

now. >> jimmy: come on now.some tv news, on last night's episode on "the bachelorette," there were lots of deep conversations one moment in particular was so powerful that it inspired some new drinking games >> tariq: yeah, that's right, jimmy. i decided to play a drinking game where i take a shot every time gabby says "yeah" on her date with jason. >> jimmy: tariq, that sounds really dangerous >> tariq: come on, jimmy, how many times can she say it on one date roll the clip. >> yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you okay, tariq? >> tariq: you're my best friend, jimmy! [ cheers and applause we -- we should start a -- we should all start a band together >> jimmy: oh, no, all right, all right, all right [ cheers ] all right, very good why don't you -- why don't -- take him -- take him backstage and let him lie down on an army cot. [ light laughter ] let him dry off. >> steve: now he's laying -- >> jimmy: yeah, last night's episode of "the bachelorette" got pret

>> jimmy: ow >> jimmy: danimal, don't hurt him. >> steve: danimal. >> jimmy: please, danimal, don't hurthis one here is from @cheytattoos she says, "i'm prego." [ laughter and applause congratulations. >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: congratulations. >> steve: it's not yours >> jimmy: it's in there. [ light laughter ] this one is from @starfleetmom she says, "dave and ball busters. [ laughter and applause >> steve: oh, my god what >> jimmy: dave and -- you can't submit any of these. >> steve: i can't submit any of these? >> jimmy: no, these are for the -- >> steve: you turned all mine down >> jimmy: this is for the public >> steve: "nut sack cheerios" and "ball busters. judas priest it's a family show >> jimmy: this last one is here from @michael1701. he says, "reese's peanut butter athletic cups. there you have it. those are our "tonight show" hashtags to check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags stick around we're doing something fun, as we always do, with kevin bacon when we come back. you don't want to miss it. stick around ♪ [ cheers and applause >> i said, "just in c

>> jimmy: yes. after the break. stick around, everybody. come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ >> you know what teenagers love sightseeing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no interest at all >> hey, we took them to stonehenge and they were like -- my 14-year-old was like, "wow look at this pile of rocks thank you. welcome to my digestive system. it's pretty calm in here with align probiotic. you see... your gut has good and bad bacteria. and when you get off balance, you may feel it. the bloating, the gas - but align helps me trust my gut again. plus, its recommended by doctors nearly 2x more than any other probiotic brand. just one a day naturally helps promote a balanced gut. and soothe occasional bloating gas and discomfort. align probiotic. welcome to an align gut. ♪ (dance music) ♪ align probiotic. (♪ ♪) (♪ ♪) pringles. get stuck in ♪ it wasn't me by shaggy ♪ you're never responsible for unauthorized purchases on your discover card. kids, one year they want all dinosaurs stuff the next, camels. - llamas.

>> jimmy: jimmy, jimmy is about me, yeah that's bizarre by the way.ut it. i just went deep i went there i like that sound. [ laughter ] go for it. >> jimmy: i mean, if i don't say xylophone, i'm going to say "madame x. >> oh, god >> jimmy: what else am i going to say >> x-rated >> jimmy: yeah of course, i went to xylophone that's why we -- [ laughter ] >> that's why you get paid the medium bucks >> jimmy: that's why you get paid the big -- the medium bucks. [ laughter ] i'm stealing that's funny all right, go. >> hoe [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: what in the world is going on >> god keeps giving me these provocative letters. >> jimmy: this is unbelievable >> you're doing this on purpose. >> jimmy: i swear i'm not. this is all random look at all these. these are all random letters i'm not doing this on purpose. >> how do we even know you're david blaine. >> jimmy: let's just do the -- let's do the last one. >> well, you didn't say the -- what comes to mind >> jimmy: one and only, madonna. [ cheers and applause what am i supposed to do think of anot

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yeah, pop the bottle, jimmy. >> jimmy: but, like -- >> pop one, jimmy.use >> jimmy: is everyone okay >> you didn't do it good >> jimmy: yes i did. >> no you didn't let's make a mess. make a mess. >> jimmy: what do you mean >> you have to -- you should have made a mess like this [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: congratulations on the new album. "traumazine" is out now. natalia dyer joins us after the break. stick around, cheers congratulations. dude, you are the greatest come on! [ cheers and applause ♪ when moderate to severe ulcerative colitis persists... put it in check with rinvoq, a once-daily pill. when uc got unpredictable,... i got rapid symptom relief with rinvoq. check. when uc held me back... i got lasting, steroid-free remission with rinvoq. check. and when uc got the upper hand... rinvoq helped visibly repair the colon lining. check. rapid symptom relief. lasting, steroid-free remission. and a chance to visibly repair the colon lining. check. check. and check. rinvoq can lower your ability to fight infections, including tb. serious infections

♪ >> hey >> jimmy: jimmy. >> i'm katie and that is ellie. >> jimmy: hi oh, yeah hi how you doing?is your pet better than me >> well, ellie loves food. we usually give her two different foods to taste and then she'll pick her favorite. >> jimmy: she'll pick a favorite >> yes, she will we thought we would do a little taste tournament here for "the tonight show." >> jimmy: yes. we are very excited about this what do we have to do? [ applause ] >> all right so, for the first round. let's see ellie. can you sit? good girl. i'm going to let her taste watermelon and string cheese >> jimmy: which one will she pick which one will she choose? watermelon or string cheese? i think string cheese. >> all right so, ellie. first you have to taste it good taste can you taste the watermelon good taste all right, which one take it. >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause i love this. i love this. this is great. i could do this all night. what is this one >> so now we have a carrot and a strawberry >> jimmy: oh, i'm going to say carrot on this one >> all right going carrot all right. taste it >> jimmy:

nevermind. >> jimmy: i do >> steve: right, sure. >> jimmy: i do >> steve: yeah sure, you do >> jimmy:ah >> jimmy: that's why i go talk to my tailor every day [ laughter ] >> steve: your solid gold fitbit band. >> jimmy: we make jokes. >> steve: yeah, it's diamond crusted. >> jimmy: yes. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: we make jokes, yeah. >> steve: you and your tailor chat >> jimmy: all right. here we go so you don't have to vote for that one but here's the other ones. [ laughter ] okay how about this one, here "wearing a mask, headphones, and glasses? you're ears are putting in werk." ♪ [ laughter ] >> steve: no >> questlove: this is gonna be the opposite of last week. [ laughter ] >> tariq: dude, i think all of these are yours this week. >> jimmy: no, no what you do mean all of these are mine this week [ laughter ] you're putting in werk >> steve: when did you write these? >> jimmy: w-e-r-k. >> steve: yeah, werk yeah >> jimmy: werk >> steve: like luke. >> jimmy: i think this one's going to be up past at least 40 >> steve: it might be 43 >> jimmy: i'm going to say it's like 50% 50/50 on thi

>> jimmy: go see it!s sally field. >> it is sally field, yes. >> jimmy: and billy porter, and tom brady. >> yes >> jimmy: that's the ca -- >> yes, it is. >> jimmy: yes, dude. that is the cast [ laughter ] what can you tell us >> carrying some other people too. yes, it's -- it's called "'80 for brady," and it follows the 2016 super bowl, i think, where he came back you know, that's not my ministry [ laughter ] but i heard that they came back and won. and so, four -- four broads who are tom brady fans -- >> jimmy: yeah >> win tickets to the super bowl and they go to meet tom brady at the super bowl. and i play the choreographer/director of the halftime show. i mean, who else [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: wait, but at the halftime show, are you saying is there a jane fonda -- is there a -- not >> there -- there's a little bit of a moment. there's a little bit of a choreographic moment don't -- if you blink, you miss it, but it's fun >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah [ laughter ] i want to ask you about this becau

jimmy!he day, jimmy would have his guitar and was just sitting down and he'd be strumming along, just doing his thing i'm, like, "hey, man, you're really good. and he'd be, "aw, thanks buddy thanks, i appreciate that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a good impression >> thank you very much i appreciate it. >> jimmy: wait, i was playing in front of a cozy >> yeah, dude. >> jimmy: i love cozy sandwiches >> see, that's what i'm saying no, no, it was cozy soup and burger this is -- you were on broadway just chilling. i don't even know if you were like - you may have still been on "snl." but you were just like jamming on the guitar, hanging out, playing for the people >> jimmy: yeah >> that's who jimmy fallon is. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that was fun i love that you saw that no way >> yes >> jimmy: that's crazy what -- did you -- what other sightings? who else did you meet? >> i see a lot of people and so, that's the thing about new york city. you get a chance to see celebrities all the time

>> jimmy: oh, my gosh.r >> i don't remember ever not wanting to do this it's so much more than what i do it's who i am. >> jimmy: and a very supportive mom, too i got to meet your beautiful mom backstage. >> yes, you met her backstage. she's my everything. she's here in the audience tonight. so, thank you, mom >> jimmy: yeah [ cheers and applause good job, mom. for anyone who hasn't seen "purple hearts," yet, can you set it up for everyone >> yeah, so "purple hearts" to me is a love story but it's so much more than a a love story it's a story about two people, two hearts from opposite worlds one red, one blue, who were raised to hate each other. who, through the power of love, they come together and form a beautiful shade of purple. and if love can do this with two hearts, it's what the world needs now more than ever >> jimmy: yeah, that is exactly right. [ cheers and applause i want to show everyone a clip here's sofia carson in "purple hearts." take a look at this. >> i get this. >> what do you get >> you

>> thank you thank you. >> jimmy: yeah, sure no no, no, no, jimmy. jimmy, this is all wrong okay i need you to hear me. can you hear me? can you hear me? can you hear me? >> jimmy: i --i -- >> yes okay, listen you need to hear me. can you hear me? >> jimmy: i --i -- >> all right, i need 14 sandwiches. okay need better veggies. organic. 33 slices of pizza one grilled cheese, okay and jimmy, for the love of god, i need ten pop'ems, chilled. stat you got that >> jimmy: yes. >> yes, what >> jimmy: yes, please? [ laughter ] >> get out of my room. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon and demi lovato." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - kenan thompson jeremy allen white musical guest, angel olsen and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1701 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. that's what i'm talking about, everybody. welcome, enjoy yourself. welcome, we

- >> yeah. >> jimmy: to "the tonight show." >> yeah. >> jimmy: to "the jimmy fallon show," actually.s is -- >> i just -- i thought - >> jimmy: why that amount? >> i was talking to my business accountant he said this is kind of what i can afford right now [ laughter ] but, the other - >> jimmy: great. >> well, and i thought when you're expecting nothing, it's kinda like - >> jimmy: wow. >> i mean, obviously it's all relative, you know >> jimmy: no, this is a -- [ light laughter ] >> some people might donate more, but -- >> jimmy: $1,433 >> the thing is you're going to get hammered on taxes when you take this, so like, it's gonna end up being, kinda like $750 - >> jimmy: yeah >> -- that you net and that's why i aimed it for this -- for this figure. >> jimmy: this is unbelievable [ light laughter ] this is so -- so thoughtful. i think you might be the first person ever -- >> well, that's what i thought >> jimmy: -- to donate money to "the tonight show. >> you know, it's a nice thing to do. [ laughter ] you can use it for the production costs, which is what -- it's written here, "for pro

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god. >> jimmy: i'm very happy you're here >> me too. >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. >> jimmy: i -- you knowh, i held you >> as a baby >> jimmy: as a baby, i held you like this. >> crazy >> jimmy: and then i met you with your parents -- uma thurman, ethan hawke - >> yeah, those are them. >> jimmy: -- are your parents. yeah, and i -- [ light laughter ] and i held you -- i think it was in rhinebeck, at someone's house, and i was holding you - i think my mother even held you, as well >> wow, see, that's just so crazy. it's like, i feel like most people coming here on the first time, and they get to, like, tell you their life story. but like - >> jimmy: i raised you >> yeah. [ laughter ] you raised me, yeah. >> jimmy: just to watch your career get -- just rise, right now. it's just awesome, congratulations on everything. i'm so proud of you. >> aw, thank you so much >> jimmy: you put the work in, bud. >> thank you so much i mean, i don't know about that >> jimmy: yeah, you did. >> but um, no, i mean, it's -- it's so awesome. i was -- i called my mom to ask for advice today about coming in to tal

sorry, jimmy. >> all right, jimmy. >> mark: all right, speaking of jimmy. here. we've never actually done it inside. >> that's true. >> mark: as an engineer you build models. this happens to be randomly a diorama of jimmy's office. >> looks just like it. [ laughter ] >> mark: man of science. what would happen if we did it in an office? jimmy's. randomly, jimmy's office. >> i would think, if you were going to hypothetically do this. >> mark: if you were going to. >> probably put some hydrogen peroxide there, a mechanism with -- >> mark: what would that look like? >> that would probably look -- that's kind of cool. yeah, that would be neat. >> mark: that would be neat. >> yeah, that would be neat. >> mark: huh. [ laughter ] you have any more hydrogen peroxide? >> i've got a whole truck of this stuff out there. >> mark: great. when we come back, bob and i are going to take things up a notch. [ cheers and applause ] so do not go anywhere! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ so, i'm a beach side hotel. as you can see, i'm pretty relaxed. i uh don't mean to brag, but i do have m

i'm glad to be with amy and with jimmy.i am going to convey all of this information that i have to jimmy. in fact, i look forward to consulting closely with him on a regular basis. [laughter] i think my role was more one of a sounding board for jimmy. he could explain the issues to me, and in the process of stating them through. and he knew i was interested in them, because i had been all over the country telling people when he was going to do, and i wanted to make sure that he did. [laughter] i could go out into the countryside and talk to people. presidents can become very isolated. one reason is because i had such huge entourages, they can't really get answers from people, but also people tell a president what he wants to hear. i could -- i could get information and -- about how the energy crisis at that time was hurting people, problems of the elderly. i had one woman tell me that her house had been taken away because she had paid for it, but her husband had taken a second mortgage on it. and in that state, there were n

jimmy failla -- >> jimmy: a bad dodge ram.r superior driver and the new york city cab driver, i'm driving vehicular combat for 12 hours a day. on a personal note, i do think the mail would be better suited. but i can concede women have awareness for problems that would make them the better a dominated driver but here is the issue. what happens if your card transitions halfway down the highway and an male gender car again and out of luck. transphobic and you have to respect the car. >> we won't judge you. >> jimmy: they call me boy jim. >> emily: and everyone mentioning that women have -- we are cautious but i'm not grandma speeding around. [laughter] sorry about that but i have to agree. >> harris: i don't know, if we have to get somewhere fast my husband says, "you drive." >> emily: and finally off the court's back and so apparently are the office woke. that includes annoying colleagues. and rediscovering the pet peeves that come with working inches apart from one another for nearly three years of remote work. now, before the

i thought the battle of we had a lot of input from people jimmy would jimmy consulted a lot of peopleabout who would be best with certain positions and then we would have a nato list and then would narrow it down. i told him what i thought about people out, which i always did with issues and so forth. i always told him he always knew how i felt. sometimes you took my advice and sometimes he made the decision. were you? do you think that your voice was one he tended to listen to. with greater that had greater weight than perhaps some of his other advisors. just because sometimes a spouse. is not going to necessarily have the kind of outside agenda that an employee or an appointee might someday have i don't know whether on some things that i knew about like mental health and women's issues and problems of the elderly and those kinds of things. he always listened to what i had to say, but there were so many issues that i didn't know about he could talk to me. for instance. we were trying to make latin america nuclear free zone so he talked to me all about the whole issue. of i think the

jimmy, i've met your kids >> jimmy: the link man. >> kat: is he worth 300 grand? know. >> jimmy: i don't have to worry about saving for college for two reasons with lincoln. one is obviously his grades, okay, it's out of the question. but, no, i have a son, i have a son which means he can get a woman's basketball scholarship. the kid is 6'5", i have a 6'5" throb year old. he's going to get a scholarship >> douglas: does he know that's your plan for him. >> kat: he does now. >> jimmy: i went to community college and i know it shows a lot on the air but the point is, we are over emphasizing the importance of college number one but number two like you said the direction the country's going in, we're heading into everybody for themselves. you look like a presidency like an uber ride. 75% of the passengers say the driver's going down a one way, you know what i'm saying? and that's been the whole administration as a hole. if you ever sat in the sa lan for a bad hair cut, i have. you know how it starts, what's he doing down the side, there's too much on the top. that's t

jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - kevin bacon, jo koy comedian katherine blanford, d featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1693 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. thank you very much. enjoy yourself enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." thank you for being here thank you for watching at home [ cheers and applause

never met jimmy kimmel.hat's not a joke. this is actually my third time on the show, and never met the guy. [ laughter ] last time i was a guest, chelsea handler was the host. before that, sean hayes was filling in. and now i'm hosting. [ cheers and applause ] and jimmy's not here. [ laughter ] again. he's actually avoided me so many times, i'm starting to feel like matt damon. [ audience: aww ] feels kind of gross, if i'm honest. but this is not unfamiliar territory for people like me. it's just another story of an immigrant doing the job of a white guy and getting paid 900% less. [ laughter ] am i right, guillermo? >> guillermo: yeah, that's bull [ bleep ], man. totally bull [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> simu: do you feel like you're paid enough for your job, guillermo? >> guillermo: no, they don't pay me enough for my job, [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> simu: i'm not sure if you heard, guillermo, but there's actually a big scandal that's rocking hollywood right now. so here in southern ca

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yesterday the team and jimmy garoppolo reworked a new deal to keep jimmy g in san francisco. with practice canceled today, it was quiet outside of 49ers team headquarters in santa clara. but you can imagine the buzz inside the building after the 49ers resigned jimmy g. to a restructured one-year deal to backup starter trey lance. >> this wasn't anything like hey, our team has to get this or we have to do this for trey. this was oh my god, jimmy garoppolo's available as a backup quarterback for us. i just feel it makes us a much better team. >> under the new deal, garoppolo will make $6.5 million this season. making him among the highest paid backups in nfl history. with bonuses and incentives, that number could climb close to 16 million. the zeal a huge pay cut for jimmy g, but with a no trade clause, it potentially sets up number 10 with a big payday next season, and gives the 49ers some insurance in case lance is not ready for the big stage. >> having jimmy as a backup makes us feel very good because we have a starting quarterback as backup. >> shanahan calling it shocking

they were committed to trading him and now jimmy is back. the same jimmy who never left. as the roles have been reversed. dan: it sets up a strange dynamic. anything can happen. tray can get hurt. larry: or they could trade grow below. who knows? ama: coming up tonight at 8:00, catch celebrity wheel of fortune. 9:00, generation gap. abc 7 news is at 11:00. that is it for this edition of abc7news. i'm ama daetz. dan:dan: i'm dan ashley. for sandhya patel and larry beil, we appreciate your time and hope to see you again at 11:00. a nice evening. for copd, ask your doctor about breztri. breztri gives you better breathing, symptom improvement, and helps prevent flare-ups. breztri won't replace a rescue inhaler for sudden breathing problems. it is not for asthma. tell your doctor if you have a heart condition... ...or high blood pressure before taking it. don't take breztri more than prescribed. breztri may increase your risk of thrush, pneumonia, and osteoporosis. call your doctor if worsened breathing, chest pain, mouth or tongue swelling,... ...problems urinating, vision ch

right now on jimmy kimmel, heidi klum. have a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host nicole byer! tonight -- heidi klum, kirby howell-baptiste, and music from seventeen. with cleto and the cletones. and now, nicole byer! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> nicole: welcome, welcome! oh, thank you! welcome to "jimmy kimmel live"! i'm your guest host, nicole byer. [ cheers ] thank you. this is my second and final night hosting the show. [ audience: aww ] i'm sad to go, but you know what they say, "don't cry because it's over, smile because now jimmy owes you a huge [ bleep ] favor." [ cheers ] and jimmy, oh, baby, i'm gonna hit you with the worst favor of them all -- an invitation to my next improv show. and that goes for you too, guillermo! >> guillermo: okay, great, yes! >> nicole: guillermo, what are you going to miss most about me? >> guillermo: everything. you're nice, sweet, beautiful, you have a good heart. >> nicole: aww, thank you. i have to say, it's a little weird to see you in cloth

right now jimmy kimmel. good night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host al franken! tonight -- bob odenkirk, congresswoman katie porter, and music from los lobos. with cleto and the cletones. and now, al franken. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> al: thank you, thank you. thank you, thank you. save it. save it for the end. it is so great to be here. i'm al franken. i'm only former u.s. senator -- [ cheers and applause ] i'm the only former u.s. senator to guest host "jimmy kimmel live!" [ cheers and applause ] but tonight is not about politics. it's about comedy and having fun. [ cheers and applause ] so, who's here from out of state to get an abortion? [ laughter ] [ cheers are ] >> al: wow, wow. all of you. [ laughter ] you know, one of the things i was looking forward to tonight was working with america's number one sidekick, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: thank you, sir! you're doing a good job. >> al: by the way, guillermo, by the way -- what people out there pr

fox across america host jimmy fail.how does karine jean-pierre say what world-class tennis player. this was the news of the week. you were there yesterday. what was the atmosphere like? >> let me point out another double standard. we go to arthur ashe stadium. we are talking to everybody. thousands of people. nobody's wearing a mask. you'd have to prove no vaccination. then you go inside and use it cheek by jowl. nobody cares. you are telling the guy who is socially distance playing tennis, he has to be vaccinated? that's crazy. i don't understand. she's crazy. they are crazy. john mcenroe says the usda has to get in here and make sure that they try to defend this guy. djokovic should be supported, not just hands-off, well, whatever the government wants to do, that's okay. >> yes. >> dana: joey, every day you can watch bill mucha at the border. literally every live shot. you can say dana, before i get started, i'm watching 150 people walk across the country. bill melugin. >> that tells me peter doocy is way better his j

i love jimmy.e all love jimmy except for half the country who despises him because of his political beliefs that he just won't shut the [ bleep ] up about. [ laughter ] am i right, guillermo? >> guillermo: yes, sir, you're right. [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: you know, when i agreed to do this, i thought it would be low key. i'd tell some jokes, play some funny viral videos, but then, this happened. >> breaking news we're following, the fbi has executed a search warrant today at donald trump's mar-a-lago resort down in palm beach, florida. [ laughter ] >> rob: well, [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] of all nights to guest host a late night talk show. i'm like a substitute teacher on sex ed day. [ laughter ] but here i am, so here we go. the decision to search mar-a-lago was part of the investigation into trump's mishandling of classified documents. he supposedly took a bunch of top secret files out of the white house, which is a bigly no-no. [ laughter ] who would have guessed this guy would have a problem

and tomorrow, "jimmy kimmel live" has another great show in store.for the year. so, take it away, nicole in farsi. [ speaking foreign language ] guest host rupaul. [ speaking foreign language ] ted lasso, hannah waddingham [ speaking foreign language ] >> kerry: yes! whoo! whoo! pretend i have confetti, whoo! [ speaking foreign language ] that's "thank you" in farsi. okay. nicole kayra, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] our guest tonight is one of the biggest movie stars in the world. i mean that literally, he's a gigantic human being. [ laughter ] now he gives voice to superman's dog in "dc league of superpets." it opens in theaters july 29th. please say hello to dwayne johnson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> kerry: hi! >> hey. >> kerry: thank you for being here. >> thank you, good to see you. >> kerry: so i was doing all my research -- >> good to see you guys, too. >> kerry: yes. [ cheers and applause ] great to be seen. so we have a lot in common. we have an older daughter and two littler ones, little people. >> yes. >> kerry: we both like to work o

jimmy failla joins us. wouldn't you move to florida. >> jimmy: no one wants to open a business in new york, you might get robbed. people don't want to spend money. in florida, states are like restaurants florida has a line three hours long to get in. new york is like, florida sucks, people obviously like the food. we know it sucks there, the saying, when you have the facts, pound the facts, when you have nothing, pound the table. the facts support ron desantis, my only thing, he killed "curious george," and nobody wants to read "lady and the tramp." and killed plus size albert. >> carley: when you look at population of the state, florida is growing and blue states are shrinking. have you heard somebody from florida saying, i will move to illinois, what is happening? >> jimmy: no reason to do that, yogi berra, would say things that contradicted himself all the time, nobody goes to that place anymore, it is way too crowded. if nobody goes, why is it crowded? >> carley: drop the florida jokes, then. >> jimmy:

welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."'m your guest host, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] this is my third and final night here at the show. [ audience awwws ] hey, guillermo, i'm going to miss you, man. >> guillermo: i'm going to miss you too. i love you. you're doing a good job. >> anthony: thank you, baby. i love you too. [ applause ] and i'm also going to miss waking up to supportive comments from jimmy's viewers like this -- "damn son. anthony anderson can't do [ bleep ] without his momma huh?" [ laughter ] that is not true! i can do lots of stuff without my mama. right, mama? >> right. [ laughter ] that's right. >> anthony: she has to talk at least once per show or she doesn't get a check. [ laughter ] >> i like -- >> anthony: how many of you guys -- mama, damn it, i'm doing a show! >> i like your shoes. >> anthony: okay, yes. you can't wear my shoes. how many of you guys are visiting from out of town? [ cheers and applause ] well, you might want to take your ass back home. [ laughter ] los angeles is about

american people won and special interest lost. >> todd: jimmy patronis joins me now.o you say florida will become a target of the irs now that this thing has been signed? >> 87,000 new irs agents will be hired. wealth has moved to florida, 23 billion dollars of new annual income just last year alone moved to the state of florida. california has lost 18 billion dollars annual income, 23 billion worth of small business, famililess that moved their wealth and recurring to the state. new irs agents will go and follow the money, in washington, they are obsessed with the state of florida and ron johnson, we will protect floridians. we will require licensure of all irs agents as they enter the state of florida, the fee will go into a trust fund that will be civil defense fund or for suits against irs for targeting, it happened in 2013, when the irs admittedly targeted tea party groups and we'll establish criminal penalties. people are people and they are human and make decision based on politics ask when somebody crosses the line in their role as irs agent, we will create a

welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."'m your guest host, lamorne morris. [ cheers and applause ] i just want to let you know, jimmy, i'm honored that you asked me to fill in for you. i truly am. and also that all that stuff that was broken in your office it was broken when i got there. [ laughter ] okay? it wasn't me. that's what you get for turning your show into a damn airbnb. [ laughter ] seriously, i'm like the 800th guest host this summer. it's been quite the line-up. i don't really feel special. you know what i mean? they've had emmy winners, tony winners, a former u.s. senator. but only one guest host was nominated for a 2012 teen choice award. and can you guess who that person was, guillermo? >> guillermo: you, my friend. >> lamorne: you're [ bleep ] right it was. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: yes, yes, yes! >> lamorne: guillermo, did you watch the new "game of thrones" show last night? >> guillermo: no, i did not see it. >> lamorne: you didn't see it? >> guillermo: no. >> lamorne: my gosh. me neither. [ l

right now, jimmy kimmel -- and culture. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host david alan grier. tonight, ashton kutcher, amandla stenberg, l.a. doger cody bellinger, music from jessie reyez. with cleto and the cletones. and now, david alan grier! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> david: what's up? thank you. whoo! all right! [ cheers and applause ] thank you. welcome to the "jimmy kimmel live" show. i'm your guest host david alan grier. [ cheers and applause ] now, i don't want to bring the mood down up in this piece, but tonight is my very last show here. [ audience: aww ] grand opening, grand closing. [ laughter ] don't worry, though. jimmy said he misses you all very much and he will be back sometime in the year 2025. [ laughter ] and speaking of jimmy, we have two very special guests in the audience tonight. they're my biggest fans. this is not a joke. please say hello to jimmy's parents, jim and joan, right here. [ cheers and applause ] or as i call them, "mr. and mrs. kimmel." thank you guys for coming tonight. i see you've got some dag swag. >> that's it. >>

it won't be because jimmy garoppolo was his backup.for the niners, they now have an insurance plan in place. an insurance. it's always expensive until you need it. now, even though it was jimmy g who broke the internet today, there was some other news out of forty-niners camp. the forty-niners have just 24 hours to whittle their roster down to 53. always one of the toughest days of the nfl schedule seeing people lose their jobs. but this year that could be especially tough. san francisco is deep at a number of positions, particularly on the defensive side of the ball. it's likely that several players will be cut from the defensive line and in the secondary and today defensive coordinator demeco ryans explained why he tries to teach the players to view it as a positive. you wrote to cut think if you're making tough decisions. >> that means your team is in a really good place. and we've had very competitive can't. we've tough roster battles. and but competed and they've helped each other and they're like it's been it's been cool to be a

jimmy, you are next. >> jim: good luck tonight.g, i love you-be there as well. where is my video? is it somewhere? if you are wondering why nobody was throwing tomatoes at the jimmy kimmel show tonight. tractor-trailer carrying tomatoes overturning outside of route 80 sacramento a route i druf to get to reno by the way. this is an absolute mess a tomato spill. i'm thinking of the fat of all the ruined french fry orders here but i digress. >> judge: bear gets a makeover new inspiring doll. madam cj walker self-made millionaire. girl power in full effect with this cool addition to the boy aisle. mattel is honoring hair tycoon madam cj walker self-made millionaire with her own barbie doll. changed the course of history. other dolls include dr. may a angelo, helen keller, eleanor roosevelt ida b. wells. >> we need a judge jeanine one. >> harold: meet matt rutherford 17 years old became the youngest pilot to complete a solo flight around the world following exat the addition. young men do great things. shoutout to serena williams winnin

we're talking about him, jimmy g. all of the nfl teams have to cut down their rosters 53 players by one pm today. 49ers have some tough decisions to make. but one person who won't be cut today, jimmy garoppolo 49ers named trade lance, their starting quarterback, and they said they wanted to trade jimmy garoppolo . there were no takers after his offseason shoulder surgery. so instead of releasing him and getting his $24 million base salary off the books well, the two sides agreed to a restructured one year contract. 49ers beat reporter grant cohn in his podcast. analyze what that deal means. if and when. trey lance gets nicked up running the triple option and has to miss a quarter or a game or months or whatever. they can win. with their backup quarterback named james richard garoppolo. jimmy garoppolo is guaranteed $6.5 million could reach 16 million, depending on how much playing time you get. there is a no trade clause so he could still go to another team, but it will be up to him and social media has had a lot to s