>> ben berger. >> jimmy: ben what? >> ben berger. >> jimmy: ben berger?> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you a real person or are we high? [ laughter ] >> i'm a real person. >> jimmy: you're a real person. hi, ben berger. your last name is berger? >> yeah. >> jimmy: wrestling fan, i see? >> i am. the ladies, huh? got to excite - [ laughter ] and what are you up to today in hollywood? >> well, i was just walking around. and they came up to me. >> jimmy: and asked if you wanted to go in the pool? >> i would love to go in the pool. >> jimmy: great, ben berger's going to go in the pool, all right. [ cheers and applause ] let's send ben -- there you go. got anybody else out there, cousin sal? >> sal: yeah. same look, basically. >> hi, there, how are you? >> good, how are you? >> jimmy: what's your name? >> ranya. >> jimmy: hi, ranya, how are you? >> i'm great. >> jimmy: what do you do for work? >> i own my own trucking company. >> jimmy: i wouldn't have guessed that. [ laughter ] >> nobody does. >> jimmy: you own a trucking company, how many trucks do you hav

>> so cozy >> jimmy: gigi >> jimmy >> jimmy: gigi, your partner stars along side blake as a coach onking about. that's a real -- [ talking over each other >> jimmy: it's guys versus girls. yes. here's how -- here's how the game works it's just like regular pictionary blake, you're blocking my camera [ laughter ] god, have you ever done tv before [ laughter ] >> i'm ready >> jimmy: take the guy out of the honky-tonk, but you can't take - >> just tell us the rules. >> jimmy: all right, it's just like regular pictionary except the clues are much harder to get. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: to give everyone a a fighting chance, each clue displays the first letter of the answer, okay you can tell your partner how many words are in the clue, but that's it.helues will be football related >> oh, i love football >> oh, football people >> jimmy: yeah, you do, right? [ talking over each other blake, why don't you draw first? you can draw on that and here we go, bud. i love you >> did you say the rules >> jimmy: yeah, i said the rules already. >> was that a high five? >> jimmy: that was a double high f

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and now jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you, i am jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching it. thank you for joining us on a day that has been dominated by the royal funeral. i don't know if you guys heard, but the queen died. yeah, she was water skiing and i guess she hit a seal and went straight up in he air, and that was that. and so today, the world said farewell to elizabeth. tens of thousands of mourners lined the streets of london to catch a glimpse of the coffin as it passed by. is it weird to say i would like to own a car like that? really, you could fill it with kids and fish. the line to see the queen's coffin stretched for miles, similar to what goes on here in america when popeye's comes out with a new chicken sandwich. it was quite a sendoff. it was a big day for the royal bagpiper, who doesn't get much work. he surprised everyone with his number one take on the number one song from the week of october 4th, 1980. ♪ [ playing "another one bites the dust" ] >> well, the queen loved queen, you can imagine. she specifically said "when i bite

jimmy?ow >> five? >> questlove: true or false? >> jimmy: i mean, if i'm in the pineapple business, i mean, i've got to call dole on this. pineapples take five years -- that seems - >> they take no time at all to eat. >> jimmy: -- impossible. but there's a lot of layers to a pineapple. >> questlove: true or false, jimmy? >> jimmy: yeah, i know, i know. i know >> that's hard >> jimmy: pineapples take five years to grow. i'm going to say that is - >> i mean, you grow a baby in nine months. you can't like - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: five years to grow i'm gonna say that's -- that is false. >> questlove: jimmy, the answer - >> jimmy: the answer may surprise you >> questlove: yes, exactly [ laughter ] [ dinging [ sad tuba ] [ cheers and applause >> questlove: pineapples take two to three years to grow let's see that again in slow motion [ laughter ] >> jimmy: your cannon is going over your -- one stuck on your nose okay, good >> what hit me [ thunder crashing ] >> jimmy: uh-oh. >> questlove: hey, tha

you want to talk to jimmy kimmel? >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: hi, what are your names?ha. >> narshan. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> mumbai, india. >> jimmy: is it hot in india right now? >> not as hot as l.a. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not as hot as here. did you have any idea it was going to be this hot? >> no. >> no, not at all. >> jimmy: behind you is a hemp truck. [ laughter ] is cannabis legal in india? >> no. >> no, not yet. >> jimmy: have you been trying it while you've been here? >> a little. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a little, okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: yes! >> jimmy: are you enjoying your vacation so far? >> yes, we are, absolutely. >> jimmy: i can see you're sweaty. i can see that the heat is getting to you. >> a little bit. >> jimmy: are you wearing pants right now? >> yes. >> jimmy: guillermo, would you mind if we cooled you off? ice cream is a good way to cool off, yeah. >> yeah, come over here. >> jimmy: we have another way to cool off. yes, step around. >> guillermo: over here. >> jimmy: if you wouldn't mind, yeah, put that starbucks down. t

>> jimmy: well, no -- >> i'm not that old. >> jimmy: you were 2001, was that your -- >> yeah. >> jimmyright. i'll go ahead and -- [ doorbell ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah. sorry, excuse me here. [ cheers and applause ] oh, hey, look at that. >> guillermo: will you be my prom date? >> jimmy: all right, now that you've been corsaged, guillermo gets in his 1987 toyota tercel, and off to the prom they are. first thing you do at the prom is take a photo. [ cheers and applause ] all right. we'll order the whole package. now it's time for -- this is important. the ceremonial spiking of the punch bowl. guillermo, will you please do the honors? oh, yes, yes. >> jimmy: there you go, right there, just like every real prom in the '90s. oh, really going for it, okay. [ cheers and applause ] and now, mila, have you ever danced with a security guard before? [ cheers and applause ] >> this is really -- oh! >> guillermo: it's real, yeah. i don't mess around. >> jimmy: yeah, no. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's mila tequila, everybody. and now hit the dance floor, you two. and there we go. let's go back no

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi there, i'm jimmy.'m the host of the show. thanks for watching. wow. oh my goodness, you are here on a bigly night. there was a lot happening today, starting with the news out of new york where the state attorney general, letitia james, held a live press conference to bring the hammer down on america's favorite crime family. the state of new york has filed a lawsuit against donald trump, ivanka trump, don jr., and eric, for knowingly participating in what she described as a "staggering" amount of fraud. >> the complaint demonstrates that donald trump falsel inflated his net worth by billions of dollars to unjustly enrich himself and to cheat the system, thereby cheating all of us. >> jimmy: i don't know, that doesn't sound like the donald trump i know. [ laughter ] one of the crazier allegations is that trump, when dealing with his banks, valued mar-a-lago, his bordello/mausoleum in florida -- [ laughter ] at $739 million, when the actual value is around $75 million. and that his apartment is 30,000 squ

. >> jimmy: wow.alked - can you imagine the insanity in doing that before i walked out there? >> jimmy: i loved that you did that >> i know, we just cut it. >> jimmy: isn't that the best, to just go -- "i'm just gonna take this risk and see what's up." >> yeah. you can do that with your suit pants. you can just cut 'em before you come out [ laughter ] you never know what can happen >> jimmy: we'll get there. [ cheers ] we'll get there. no, we'll get there. we got a long season ahead of us congrats you we fantastic in it >> thank you thank you. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thanks, guys. >> jimmy: you were sitting at the emmys with your boyfriend, who -- a friend of our show, too. >> yes >> jimmy: tom pelphrey's just - >> yes >> jimmy: just amazing on "ozark." >> he's so good. [ cheers and applause i know >> jimmy: how did you two meet >> so we actually -- we have the same manager this is a very hollywood story, i know >> jimmy: no, i like it. >> we had the same manager, and actually, i was

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. thanks.'m jimmy, the host of this -- hi, thank you. well, very kind. thanks for coming. please, relax. it's embarrassing. [ cheers and applause ] i will tell you, it's -- i really do appreciate it. what at plush it is to be back here on stage at the howard gillman opera house at the brooklyn academy of music in brooklyn. [ cheers and applause ] honestly, brooklyn is -- not only is it one of my favorite places on earth, it's also the name of half the kids at my son's preschool. [ laughter ] my son, by the way, he's 5 years old. we'd been in brooklyn three days, yesterday, he told our daughter that if she didn't stop annoying him, he was "gonna put his middle finger up." [ laughter ] he's really soaking it in. we haven't been here since 2019. things have changed in three years. back then, the only reason you'd wear a mask in brooklyn is if you were robbing a bodega. [ laughter ] well, now none of you are really wearing masks, are you? everybody's been so welcoming. every day, restaurants will c

on jimmy kimmel, will arnett tonight. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, will arnett, chef chris bianco, and music from goo goo dolls. with cleto and the cletones. and now, he's back -- jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. very kind. hi, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] muchas gracias. i have to tell you -- i appreciate that. it just now occurred to me, no one has clapped for me in months. [ laughter ] i walk in the house -- my kids don't clap. they're like, we're bored! [ laughter ] maybe i'll leave my money to you guys instead. [ cheers and applause ] now you're hoping for my death. [ laughter ] i was off for a couple of months. hopefully you noticed. but it's good to be back in this disgusting building next to a burned-out baja fresh. [ laughter ] guillermo, how was it without me here? >> guillermo: oh, we missed you a lot, jimmy. >> jimmy: you did, all right. my son kevin got married this weekend. [ cheers and applause ] to his wife, nicole. guillermo was there, cleto was there, it was quite an event. guille

right now jimmy kimmel, simon cowell. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- simon cowell. ralph macchio. and our 16th annual belly flop competition. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. thank you. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on kind of a sad day for our friends across the pond and around the world, really. queen elizabeth passed away at age 96 today. hope you're not just finding about it. she was the queen for 70 years, longer than any ruler in british history. to put it in perspective for americans, this would be like if kris jenner died. [ laughter ] the queen is england's rock. we don't have a rock. the closest thing we have to a rock in america is "the rock." [ laughter ] but 96 is a pretty good run. i feel like if you die anywhere on the fm radio dial, you know -- [ laughter ] my goal is to make it to hot 97, or maybe even power 106, who knows? when you think about all the people the queen has met wit

now. >> jimmy: come on now.some tv news, on last night's episode on "the bachelorette," there were lots of deep conversations one moment in particular was so powerful that it inspired some new drinking games >> tariq: yeah, that's right, jimmy. i decided to play a drinking game where i take a shot every time gabby says "yeah" on her date with jason. >> jimmy: tariq, that sounds really dangerous >> tariq: come on, jimmy, how many times can she say it on one date roll the clip. >> yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you okay, tariq? >> tariq: you're my best friend, jimmy! [ cheers and applause we -- we should start a -- we should all start a band together >> jimmy: oh, no, all right, all right, all right [ cheers ] all right, very good why don't you -- why don't -- take him -- take him backstage and let him lie down on an army cot. [ light laughter ] let him dry off. >> steve: now he's laying -- >> jimmy: yeah, last night's episode of "the bachelorette" got pret

>> hi, jimmy.hat you have here is a smoked brisket, queso, bacon, fried pickles on biscuit. >> jimmy: oh, man. what do you call that? >> the holy biscuit. >> jimmy: the holy biscuit. >> that's right, guillermo, holy biscuit. >> jimmy: because you meet jesus each bite into that thing? [ laughter ] >> yeah, potentially, yeah. >> jimmy: that looks really good. how is that, guillermo? >> guillermo: this is real, real, real good, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah. that's the sandwich that killed elvis, i think. [ laughter ] >> no, but we make one like that. >> jimmy: what is your name, inventor of the holy biscuit? >> isaac russo. >> jimmy: thank you, isaac. finally, we've got -- well, you can't just have an entree, you've got to have something sweet. what are your names? >> brent reeves. >> juan reeves. >> we've got the ultimate brickie monster. a brownie with chocolate chip cookies,er on i don't say, marshmallows, and deep fried. >> we top it with cheesecake, strawberry sauce -- >> jimmy: how much weed do you guy

that. >> yes >> jimmy: we've got a lot to talk about >> yeah. >> jimmy: "legend.s out it's out finally dude - >> it feels good [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: talk about "the voice. you know what, i want to talk about -- because a lot of people ask because we always -- you been on the show a couple times. they go, "you guys got good chemistry. >> we go way back. >> jimmy: we go way back we were actually in a group together >> yeah. >> jimmy: in the '90s, an r&b group. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this was - >> it was a long time ago. and we were called color me interestedd. >> jimmy: yeah, that's right with two ds on the end >> with two ds >> jimmy: we're interestedd. >> interestedd cause we're extremely interesting. >> jimmy: interested color me interestedd >> yes, so we were a very, very sexy r&b group >> jimmy: at the time, some people said too sexy >> yeah. we get accused of being too sexy a lot >> jimmy: yeah, we do. >> but looking back, i maybe think the lyrics weren't as sexy as we thought >> jimmy: well, you're not going to believe this, but i found a clip of -- [ l

>> jimmy: eight minutes.vable >> steve: eight-minute standing ovation. [ light laughter ] for an iphone. >> jimmy: at the venice film festival oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] the new iphone - [ laughter ] >> steve: come on, that's a good joke. >> jimmy: can you believe it yeah the new iphone - >> steve: come on, people. >> jimmy: the new iphone pro comes in four new colors here are the colors. yeah, ooh. >> steve: oh, wow. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: the new colors are darth vader, r2-d2, c-3p0 -- [ laughter ] -- and tinky winky [ laughter ] very -- it's fascinating that's right, apple unveiled the new iphone 14 today. >> tariq: i don't know what everyone just uses the same type of phone for. >> jimmy: what do you mean what kind of phone do you have >> tariq: it's a, you know, an enron t-minus-plus [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i thought -- i thought -- i thought enron didn't exist anymore >> tariq: they're back [ laughter ] and they make phones now like, anything you can do on an iphone, i can do on this thing exc

you are. >> i mean, jimmy -- jimmy fallon show -- >> jimmy: yeah >> in new york >> jimmy: yes, you're, obviously you see what has happened with fiona. huge hurricane has affected multiple islands, multiple countries. i'm -- i can be here with you now, because the team we have at world central kitchen is beyond amazing right now we are in dominican republic, in puerto rico, in bermuda. they landed in turks and caicos they are in alaska they just came from jackson helping with water we're in pakistan and afghanistan. we reach 160 million meals alone inside ukraine i do what i do because the people are amazing [ applause ] >> jimmy: you think -- it's awesome what you're doing. >> but you know how we do it are you hungry you need help? you need food? >> jimmy: yeah >> so, this was in your greenroom. here, food >> jimmy: thank you so much. >> carrots >> jimmy: yes, thank you but, does this inspire - [ laughter ] i don't feel -- he's gonna be upset. >> you have carrots. you should eat vegetables. >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter and applause >> he's learning ♪ >> jimmy: um, did -- did all of this

>> i was a waiter. >> jimmy: good, good >> waiter. >> jimmy: you have to. >> you have to >> jimmy: yeahlaughter ] >> i was a great waiter. i was pretty, uh - charismatic, i would say >> jimmy: okay, i like that. >> and what i lacked in organization - [ laughter ] -- i made up for in, maybe delivery, i guess i would say. >> jimmy: yeah, and you just got the audition, and -- and you were like - and, were you working when you found out? >> i was so, i auditioned for -- you know, they did the big cattle call or whatever you know how it works. >> jimmy: yeah >> they send out across the country. and, taped it, didn't hear anything moved on three months later, got a call back for some different role for steve. and i was like, "oh, man, the jerky boyfriend. okay, whatever." and sent that in [ light laughter ] yeah >> jimmy: that's hilarious "the jerky boyfriend." >> "the jerky boyfriend. it's what it was it was like, you know, james spader in "pretty in pink," pretty much, or something like that. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah >> and so my friend matt williams, um, he would kind of help me tape all my au

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy.'m the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] that is very kind. i appreciate it. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on one of the two groggiest days of the year here in hollywood. the day after the emmys were handed out in downtown los angeles. i had a late night. guillermo had a late night. it's a bit of a blur. but i think i'm dating pete davidson now. [ laughter ] big winners last night if you didn't watch the show were "succession," "ted lasso," "the white lotus" and "squid game." i feel like "the white lotus" and "squid game" came out like in 2018, right? [ laughter ] as they all are nowadays, this was the lowest rated emmys ever. only 5.92 million people watched the show on nbc. but that's not really the whole story. it was also on peacock. so when you add in the people who streamed it there -- still 5.92 million people. [ laughter ] it was a fun night though. i'll give you a little behind-the-scenes. like regis used to. so last night, to start the show, they ha

jimmy kimmel is next. >> lou: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- amy schumer, charlamagne tha god, and music from run the jewels. presented by "seize the night & day," with cleto and the cletones, and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello brooklyn! thank you. please be seated. you're embarrassing. i missed you too. thank you very much. it's great to be here. very kind. please sit. i'll be here all week. i don't want to use it all up. thank you for joining us and thank you for watching, on our first night from b.a.m. -- the brooklyn academy of music. we haven't been to new york since 2019. have we missed anything? how's mayor deblasio doing? good? he still kickin' ass? i love being back here. the people in brooklyn -- everyone thinks you're rude, it's not true. the people in this city are as warm as that weird air that blows out of the subway grates. they're the greatest. don't get me wrong, i love california, but brooklyn has a special something we don't have on the west coast -- it's called water. speaking of wa

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody, i'm jimmy.hanks for watching. thanks for coming. thanks for waiting in line to see us. you're making me feel like the queen of england is what i feel like. [ laughter ] there's a huge hours-long line in london today. the country is in a "period of royal mourning." people are lined up for four miles to see the queen's coffin. which is a box. they're waiting in line to see a box the queen is now in, i guess. [ laughter ] her majesty's casket is being protected around the clock by royal guards. and the stress of that work is taking its toll. i want you to keep you eye on that guy in the front. because -- down he goes. [ laughter ] ad none of the other guards move a muscle to help. [ laughter ] by the way, i tried that bit at the emmys, it doesn't work. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] they're stealing my bit, guillermo. >> guillermo: yes, yes. >> jimmy: miss magasty, donald jacqueline trump, now finds himself at the center of multiple ongoing investigations. there are five different probes pene

jimmy kimmel is next. good night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- allison janney. chris estrada & frankie quiÑones. guillermo on the road to brooklyn in boston. and music from yung gravy. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, very nice. thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. it's great to have you here on -- oh, wow, what is it today? it's the first day of fall. it was a beautiful day here in southern california. made only more beautiful by the hammer of justice pounding down on our pumpkin spice ex-president -- [ cheers ] who no doubt had a very unpleasant day. yesterday, the morning brought allegations from the new york attorney general against almost the whole trump family. and later last night, an appeals court ruled that the investigation into the classified documents he hoarded can go on. that meant it was damage control time, and so trump summoned his trusty hype man, sean hannity, for a good old fashioned

here's what happened. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy, wake up, i won! jimmy? we thought would be funny. i lost and then i drank too much and i had to be dragged out on the stage. and then people got upset. they said i stole your moment. and maybe i did, and i'm very sorry if i did do that. i'm sorry i did do that, actually. and also the last thing i would ever want to do is upset you because i think so much of you. and you know, i think you know that. i hope you know that. >> 8i do. jimmy, thank you. it was very kind of you to say that. i honestly was in such a moment of having a good time. like, i won my first emmy. i was up there, like, you know, happy. [ applause ] and i was wrapped up in the moment and just having a good time. i don't know. i didn't see any of that. i saw, i saw you, and i saw will arnett and my emmy. and i was just like, oh my god, i'm having so much fun. and thank you, that's kind, but honestly, i had a good night. i had great night. [ cheers and applause ] i had such a good night, it was a good night and a good time, and yeah. >> jimmy:

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, everybody.ow are you doing? welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. i am happy to be here in the air-conditioning on a friday night after a hot, windy, humid, unpleasant day in southern california, in all of california, i guess, it's been one of the weirdest weeks of weather we've had here. this is the closest a tropical storm has come to l.a. since 1997. we could get a year's worth of rain from this one storm. they're calling it tropical storm kay. which might be the least intimidating name for a storm. doesn't every kiss begin with kay? and while you'd think that a ton of rain would be good, for us, in a drought, it's actually not. getting a year's worth of rain all at once is like if you tried to eat a year's worth of food from one buffet. and i have tried that. [ laughter ] and it hurts. it's weird. in l.a. right now, they're telling us not to water our lawns the same week they're telling us to get ready for flash floods. this is mother nature's version of shooting that batgirl movie a

now, jimmy kimmel. >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- quinta brunson. ismael cruz cÓrdova. and music from kane brown with cleto and the cletones. and now -- jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. very nice. hello, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here from our studio in southern california. where, on top of everything else we have to worry about, crime, the heat, earthquakes, kanye west, there is a new threat on the horizon. according to a new study done by researchers at cal berkeley, the wildfires that regularly ravage our state could destroy most of our cannabis crops. >> guillermo: no! >> jimmy: yes, guillermo. cannabis crops are disproportionately impacted by wildfires. largely because the firefighters tasked with putting them out forget what they were doing over when they show up. we are just about two months from the midterm elections. some on the ballot tried to overturn the joe biden's election results. secretaries of state from both p

jimmy failla in for kennedy.ccording to the national assessment for educational process, fourth grade math and reading scores fell dramatically in the first three years of covid, the first time math scores have fallen ever and the largest to decrease for reading and 30 years. fourth-graders read about -- the drop affected all regions of the country and hurt minorities the most. parents obviously extremely alarmed but last week doctor anthony fauci named school closures didn't really hurt kids. come on. >> do you regret the shutdown -- >> i don't. >> particularly for kids who can go to school except remotely it's forever damaged them. >> i don't think it's forever irreparably damaged anyone. jimmy: fat aged about as well as a 2-dollar bottle of wine. ticket from a guy who drinks a lot of.but there's more. earlier today the white house depended on the previous administration because of course they did. >> was the administration going to do about this severe learning loss and does the administration shoulder any bla

>> jimmy: i would. sandwich, bologna with doritos, that's where this happens. i know nobody likes to show off but this is the baller i was, ladies. he s had frills bologna. it would come in that package with just a white label. it did not even have a brand or a name, it was just --he that's my mom's note, work b harder. he put the chips on top of the sandwich, but hold on, for a drink, i am in my third t trimester,op i drink about seveh capri sons a day.. i just want to highlight one thing, plastic straw, nobody wants to drink capri sun through a paper straw, make sure you hold out for the plastic straw, and this was the closer, the chocolate chip cookie. there is something about about, because they are so crispy, but they can't gtho bad, because thy were never good. s kind of'sgoway tale, but they make a butter crunch version, these were gold. you could trade the us for anything except maybe a cold omelette. a [laughter]ma >> jesse: don't forget the wonder bread. i don't know why i have sam pellegrino.

are you team trey or team this guy, jimmy g? if you saw yesterday's game, then you nope the 49ers qb controversy has taken another turn. we're at team headquarters where fans have mixed emotions, as you can imagine. also, halloween is coming up and so is the spending and participation reaching prepandemic levels. so we sent our ian cull out to check if supply chain issues will make it harder for you to get your costume this year. let's hope that's not the case. >>> and have you ever checked the temperature in your area when maybe you're outside and thought, no way. it feels much hotter than that. you may be on to something. the new sensors that are getting a better, more accurate temperature gauge. >>> let's begin with our weather because we are not done with the rain just yet. a live look across the bay area this hour. it's not just the rain. we could see lightning as well. meteorologist rob mayeda joins us now. you've been busy tracking this weather system so what can we expect? >> you saw the walnut creek camera, very dark an

right now jimmy kimmel, simon cowell. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" -- simon cowell. ralph macchio. and our 16th annual belly flop competition. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. thank you. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on kind of a sad day for our friends across the

jimmy kimmel is next. >> lou: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- amy schumer, charlamagne tha god, and music from run the jewels. presented by "seize the night & day," with cleto and the cletones, and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello brooklyn! thank you.

shout out to jimmy failla. vibrant. >> president biden: the soul of america is vibrant in the future of america is bright. the promise of america is real. it is real, it is real. >> greg: yes, these suspicious references are so bad. bad leaders rely on abstract constructs when they can't keep to it. leave my soul out of it what about gas prices? the war? crime? i guess making progress in every country is big as collocated as ours is difficult. >> president biden: making progress as every country's biggest comic at it as ours is difficult. it is not easy. and never has been. [laughs] [laughter] >> greg: so that is your excuse it's hard. i did tell you sport it's your job. and everyone before you has done a better job. i wonder if that's an applause line? >> that is an applause line. [applause] [laughs] >> greg: it's fun when the brain locked horns with the botox. talk about bad timing of victory lap on inflation as inflation numbers come out if his leg joe is leaving the band playing on the titanic. just like he

jimmy g he made a few jimmy o no passes. but this one probably took the cake.cepted by jonas griffin and the niners chances looking slim. final forty-niners possession out. this was just a really, really tough play. jeff wilson junior usually very short handed. he gives ran down the ball, gets poked out. the defensive cover and that would do it. they run out the clock forty-niners fall 11 to 10. they are now just one in 2 on the season entering a monday night football matchup with the defending super bowl champion rams. let's hear from kyle and company after the game. >> we made way too many mistakes. we had our opportunities in the 1st half were thought we should been up a lot more than we were. we missed on those came back in the 2nd half and to the defense kept going off inside a chance early in started out with a fumbled snap. and then we never got to go in after that. i mean, stay on the field. michigan huge plays got to convert a 3rd down. we never did that altogether. is the sloppy day. i think we had. >> really one clean it's got points off of it. and o

right now, jimmy kimmel live.eat night. ♪ >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- quinta brunson. ismael cruz cÓrdova. and music from kane brown. with cleto and the cletones. and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. very nice. welcome. that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. i appreciate that. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here from our studio in southern dewhere, i'll tell you something -- i kno

now we got to go with jimmy.'s in there, let's make it happen. >> reporter: jennifer lee chan covers the niners for nbc sports bay area. she says this is jimmy g's chance to show he's still relevant. >> crazily, the fact that they kept jimmy garoppolo on the roster this entire time makes it like they don't have to skip a beat. jimmy garoppolo went into the game very quickly, finished the drive. it led to a robby gold field goal. the next drive, threw four straight passes leading to a touchdown, and like getting on a bike is what he told me. >> reporter: fans hope that bike is headed to the super bowl. marianne favro, nbc bay area news. >>> offfield drama with the raiders, las vegas police are looking for a fan who appeared to slam the rival qb this weekend. it was caught on video. yesterday the raiders lost to the arizona cardinals. after a game-ending fumble, kyler murray was high fiving fans when a fan smacked his face. look at it carefully. a hand comes down on him when another fan is clapping his shoulder. it

jimmy had on the ground experience in afghanistan. >> my first class was. >> jimmy, when he came toice to the country didn't end when he stopped being a navy seal and serving in active combat but his idea this is a new phase in service to the country and he was there to learn something so that the world would be better. >> reporter: the close spent months speaking to a number of generals, ambassadors, members of the afghan special forces and even a spokesman for the ta taliban. >> i do believe that one of the things that needs to happen if the military is going to stop being the easy button for how we solve things is we have to talk to people we don't want to talk to so for me, the last people in the world i want to talk to was the taliban. >> reporter: jimmy hatch hopes the report will inspire americans of all walks of life to hold the country's leaders accountable in america's future conf conflicts. >> i believe that in a way, a part of the united states of america died in afghanistan and that my classmates and i picked them up and brought them into our classroom and attempting to

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she is not flying coach. >> jimmy: she's going near the border, good news. probably the wrong one.y don't take this seriously, when it comes to climate change, a character called tony clifton, his stick was to upset his comedy audience. i want to remind you, it is a no smoking show, and he would light a cigarette. he was in delaware last saturday, could have voted in the primary issue but waited until wednesday or tuesday, whenever the james taylor concert got done and flew off air force one like he's running errands. trying to get steps on your fit bit and miles on your plane, you are doing it wrong. >> todd: carley doing the jokes now. >> jimmy: she's at the improv this weekend, check her out. >> todd: hunter biden struggling to pay child support and reportedly selling paintings up to half million, now seeking to lower the payments for his four-year-old son, who he's never met. here is the story. >> he hasn't been living as someone who has financial struggles, he lived in malibu beach home that was $20,000 a month, before that living in los angeles, $25,000 a month rental. >> tod

plus a unique role for jimmy g. good evening, trey lance will make his first season opening start for the 49ers this sunday at chicago. jimmy garoppolo helped the 49ers defense getting ready, doing his best justin fields imitation. jimmy does not have blur like speed. the defensive coordinator said jimmy did well running the scout team and that prompted some surprise from the media. >> the mobile quarterback is jimmy g. [laughter] no, jimmy has done a great job. he is giving us some great looks as far as getting the ball out, moving around. jimmy has done an excellent job. larry: the super bowl champion rams unveiling the banner and hosting the buffalo bills. matt stafford to cooper kupp, picks up right where he left off. 128 receiving yards. other than that, stafford and the rams offense could not do much of anything. sacked seven times. the bills scored 21 straight. josh allen from fireball, california. the bills rolled against the rams. giants with a doubleheader in milwaukee. we start with the nightcap. alex you

>> jimmy: a lot to unpack here, a lot to unpack. >> carley: several suitcases. >> jimmy: aoc is low iqn congress. the caveat, we need legal immigration, legal immigration is what contributes to social security and funds the system. the democratic side of town is anything but legal immigration. young people aren't having kids, your party is championing the idea of not having kids as a badge, abort them. i'm so proud it is abortion tuesday. >> carley: i didn't consider that point. >> jimmy: that is what they do. >> carley: burden of capitalism is a thing, did she google the cold war, they were live noing in -- burden of capitalism living in the most prosperous country in the world. >> jimmy: i need to lose weight, i am not signing on for socialism, this is low iq tiktok time. >> carley: ah. shall we talk about the happiest place on earth? disney only the happiest place if you are really rich, a restaurant called victorian albert just increased prices on prefix menu, most expensive dinner is $200 more, cost $425 for the prefix menu optional wine pairing starts at $200, who is paying for t

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jimmy, the court a back sneak, late to finish his day.les, congratulations all around for 10. garoppolo, onepass, one touchdown and one rush and score. the 49ers when the home opener by 20. afterwards, all the concern about trey lance and jimmy was very sympathetic to his fellow quarterback. >> i feel terrible for trey. i have been on that side. it is tough. everyone has their share of injuries, but that sucks for him. i feel bad for him, but he is our brother and we will pick him up. talk about coming full circle. i have been in his issues, that sucks going through that. it is tough as a young player, but he will come back better from it. if you do that, it will set you up for success in the future. that is what i am doing. >> seeing all the work that he put in from last year to this year, kinda broke my heart. i am praying for him. he is a great, great guy, that is what makes them so special. >> i do not want to downplay how much we feel for trey lance, because it really is a big deal. but, you know, this is the reason that you buy insu

jimmy garoppolo steps in the $6.5 million insurance policy. and you, mcgee , very little rust despite a drama filled off season with the club 49ers go on to win it, 27 7 , but they do lose trade. lance will have more highlights on what really was a bittersweet win coming up a little bit later, alright? frank thank you before the game. it was all about tailgating outside levi stadium fans came in busses, cars, trucks and on foot two parking lots outside the stadium to barbecue and drink and socialize before the kickoff today, the rain held off so everybody could have a good time before heading inside for the ballgame. the 49ers now one and one on the young season, developing news right now out of the state of nevada, where there has been a plane crash. at the reno air races jet went down and burst into flames during the championship round of the jet gold races. this happened just a couple of hours ago. the reno air association says one plane was involved in the crash at the airport, just a few miles north of reno. video here was taken moments a

jimmy kimmel live for at least three more years. this wiki will host a round of shows in his home state of new york. the first time jimmy has returned to brooklyn since the start of the pandemic. abc caught up with jimmy days after the great news of his shows renewal. >> abc said we would like you to stay as long as you want to. i looked around my office and thought, i don't want to clean this stuff up. >> don't forget you can watch jimmy kimmel live every week night after our 11:00 show on abc 7. the warriors are bringing back a key piece as they look to defend key piece as they look to defend i'm jayson. i'm living with hiv and i'm on cabenuva. it helps keep me undetectable. for adults who are undetectable, cabenuva is the only complete, long-acting hiv treatment you can get every other month. cabenuva is two injections, given by my healthcare provider, every other month. it's really nice not to have to rush home and take a daily hiv pill. don't receive cabenuva if you're allergic to its ingredients or if you taking certain medici

well after a lot of speculation, jimmy jimmy garoppolo is now the official backup quarterback for thee trade off the table. we ever saw that cabin in terms of what could happen with jimmy j. but we did want to know what this now potentially means. for one artist who dedicated nearly the past year to drawing jimmy and then posting those images on social media until he landed with a new team. when i saw the news, i was like, oh, my god. what i'm gonna do. i don't know. i had no idea. i was not prepared for this. meet rita carvahlo, a 20 year old from portugal, who committed to drawing images of jimmy garoppolo every day until he was traded from the 49ers and a trade never happened at the beginning. draw jimmy, like for one or two months, like at the best three, but i was never expecting that this would become my life follows. art has gone viral. well with her drawings inspired by american pop culture , movies and celebrities. she wasn't necessarily a football fan before she started drawing garoppolo but credits her boyfriend for introducing her to the quarterback known as jimmy g. q jam

fake news or florida. >> jimmy. kennedy: jimmy is wrong -- olivia's got the lead! >> stop it.earwater a man broke through the roof, threw an amplifier through the store's window and escaped. he left a tail of blood and dna for police. yeah are, they caught him. headline number eight, florida man turns himself in to police for killing his imaginary friend named mr. happy. fake news or florida. oh, jimmy, you are now tied with inez -- >> stop it. mr. happy's dead? kennedy: yeah -- >> i can't even go on. kennedy: he killed his imaginary friend because his toys were a mess. >> i don't believe that guy could even get imaginary friends. [laughter] kennedy: p1. >> i'm not going to disparage. kennedy: number nine, a florida personal injury attorney disbarred after nowing down eight -- mowing down eight people. inez now is ahead of jimmy, this really happened. charged with four counts of attempted murder, allegedly mounted the sidewalk and struck four pedestrians. police say she had -- >> i just want to mention if i was in the lead. kennedy: last one. this is worth two points. this is

for a week's worth of shows. >> jimmy kimmel live is comingon time years jimmy kimmel has been here. always feels great to be back in brooklyn but it feels especially great because we have been trapped. it feels like the world is getting back to everyone on my staff still has a mask on. the e keyway. recruiting the right haute bodega manager to explain who will be on. jimmy moved away from brooklyn when he was nine years old has ties to the old neighborhood remained strong which is one reason he first came here a decade ago in the midst of superstorm sandy. >> tonight i returned to save my people from the storm. >> this time we caught up with jimmy between rehearsals days after jimmy kimmel live got renewed. >> they came to me and said we would like you to stay. we would like you to say as long as you want to pick looked around my office. i thought i don't want to clean the stuff up. >> he never expected his show to last two decades. >> there were many times it felt like the plane was headed toward the earth. and somehow we pulled it out. i did not know i was -- i did know i was goin

jimmy garoppolo and trey lance back together again but now in reverse roles. jimmy g. backup to trey. he had been working on the side rehabbing his shoulder. garoppolo said his goodbyes in february, assuming he was going to be traded but he's back and read and gold. >> i know a lot of stuff gets made in the media of that, but we have a good relationship. everyone can say what they want. we went through it last year. it was very similar to the situation. it's not like we have not done it before. >> there's jimmy, there's trey, there's all that, but this is going to be a collaborative group. >> college football tonight. brent brennan and san jose state opening hosting portland state. that's my quarterback. hawaii transfer cordero showing off the wheels and speed, 32 yard touchdown run ties it up at 7-7. former niner joe staley at the game. portland state takes the lead. pass to bo kelly. 1:15 to go, cordero looking for somebody, says i'll just do it myself, dives for the winning score. san jose state survives 21-17. a's finishing a three-game series in the nation's capit

jimmy kimmel is next. good night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!e quiÑones. guillermo on the road to brooklyn in boston. and music from yung gravy. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, very nice. thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. it's great to have you here on -- oh, wow, what is it

in 2017 i first profiled jimmy as a champion for change.h him to raise money for spike's canine fund. in 2019 after a chance meeting with a yale professor on another skydiving trip, jimmy was encouraged to apply to yale's eli whitney program for nontraditional students with exceptional backgrounds and aspirations. >> and a few months later i received an e-mail saying i was accepted, and i was shocked. and i looked at my wife and she said you'd be an idiot if you didn't go. >> reporter: so age 52 jimmy hatch became the oldest freshman in yale's class of 2023. last year from the united states' chaotic withdrawal from afghanistan, i asked jimmy to o come on cnn as some fought and lost so much there. >> i just think we did a lot of wrong things in afghanistan. >> reporter: turns out yale university liked jimmy's idea. and in a matter of weeks they designed a yearlongs class to investigate what went wrong in afghanistan and produce a report of their findings. they invited jimmy, the undergraduate, to not only take the graduate level class but to