me and jimmy >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. >> me and jimmy. >> jimmy: we got together, we, "was there any rumors, is there truth to the rumors that you guys are working on a sequel to 'taxi?' do we have anything to tell anyone today >> i mean, i'm ready when you are. [ cheers and applause judging by your schedule, you won't be ready for it for at least another 27 years >> jimmy: i would be down. i would do it in two seconds, i would do it. >> we just have to figure out what our new "this will be" record would be. >> jimmy: yes. yeah, that would be in the trailer though >> that's all we'd have to figure out >> jimmy: ♪ this will be ♪ >> ♪ an everlasting love ♪ >> jimmy: i don't think i've ever laughed harder in my lifetime >> jimmy crashed me in a car >> jimmy: yes, you remember that do you remember that was - they had to stop filming they go, "this is a disaster, you guys are laughing too hard." we were trying to get out of the spot i kept banging into the car in front of me and behind >> this guy couldn't drive >> jimmy: honestly, i couldn't look at you. >> it was so funn

i went to class for that - >> jimmy: yes. >> -- jimmy fallon >> jimmy: i -- i just want to show everyonen the movie. take a look at this. ♪ he more st. tropez ♪ >> it's coming it's coming. it's coming. ♪ big wave in the roo the crowd gon' move ♪ >> are you ready >> i'm ready i'm ready. ♪ look around everybody on mute ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ look around it's me and my crew ♪ [ laughter ] >> i did it! >> jimmy: now, that -- [ cheers and applause >> thank you thank you. thank you. [ cheers and applause oh, my god the tears, i know. do you know -- >> jimmy: that was fantastic >> honestly when i watch it right now -- [ fake wailing ] >> jimmy: no, when i saw you - >> when i -- [ fake wailing ] >> jimmy: no, when i saw what you did, that was -- [ fake wailing ] [ laughter ] [ fake wailing ] >> is there a commercial >> jimmy: that's unbelievable. but isn't that kind of fun to end up in that giant movie >> listen to me! >> jimmy: yes, right >> sure, i did a movie with eddie murphy sure, i'm in an oscar-nominated film su -- but i'm in the beyonce movie. >> jimmy: that's exactly right [ cheers a

> jimmy: yeah, two boys >> it's wild >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. a gr -- a great dad. >> yeah, well i have two good kids >> jimmy: and the family is all doing well >> they're doing well. i mean, i don't -- my older son is two and a half. and the one thing i don't -- i don't like being emulated. >> jimmy: hm [ light laughter ] >> you know, like, he does things that i do, like i'm picking up, you know, like, flint off the floor all the time and then i see him do it and i'm like -- i just feel like he's making fun of me 'cause - >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] >> like, "i'm not like that! >> jimmy: no, yeahm, "that's not what i do," yeah >> "stop!" yeah >> jimmy: yeah, that's the worst when you ask your kid, like, "hey, do an impression of me." >> yeah. >> jimmy: and then they're like, "hey, i'm gonna -- >> grow up and be just like me >> jimmy: and you're like, "that's what i do? >> yeah. grow up and be everything i hate about myself. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah >> but, we -- we're raising them bilingual 'cause my wife is german. >> jimmy: oh, wow.

. >> jimmy: clothing >> clothing. >> jimmy: clothing >> clothing. >> jimmy: clothing >> that's clothingite, yes. [ laughter ] it got real quiet. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it got real quiet for a second >> but, but you know - but i wouldn't, you know, i wouldn't put on the all-white costume. >> jimmy: no [ light laughter ] no, you don't want to do that. >> no, i'm not gonna do that >> jimmy: i want to talk to you more about the show. more with larry david when we come back, everybody come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: this is actually gorgeous thank you so much. >> thank you, please - >> jimmy: i'm going to - >> hang it in the hallway, please >> jimmy: yeah, which hallway? >> the main one. >> jimmy: yeah, of course. [ laughter ] this is fantastic. >> thank you >> jimmy: you did this >> yeah! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay >> sure! >> jimmy: okay okay, "sure, yeah! your voice got really high ing g. and i'm all out of whack. automated voice: please insert your parking ticket. it's going to take a lot more than a little ticket to get out of here. and if you have cut rate car insurance, th

>> jimmy: hey, bud >> what's up >> jimmy: it's me. it's jimmy again >> not a good time, jimmy.- what animal's nickname is "sea cow" what animal's nick name is "sea cow" >> "what animal's nickname is sea cow'?" >> "sea cow"? do you know, you know >> no, i don't >> okay. so, it's the cow that wasn't the best one >> that couldn't see >> yeah, it wasn't grade a [ slide whistle >> jimmy: the correct answer is manatee. [ sad tuba ] [ applause ] joining dwyane's booth right now, professional snake handler, blaze matthew - [ audience ohs ] -- and his python, henry >> jimmy: oh, my god >> we're good. >> jimmy: oh >> woah! okay - >> we don't want your company. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! oh, my - [ screams >> jimmy: oh [ yelling oh, my gosh! oh, my goodness. oh, my god, oh, my god, he's being attacked [ yelling he's being attacked. all right, sorry, sorry. sorry. sorry. wait stop -- venom's coming out of his mouth. [ yelling okay, all right. python >> really tight in here. >> jimmy: now the next one -- next one is -- next one is for ken. >> no, no! >> make it stop. >> jimmy: next one's for ke

jimmy: jane fonda >> yes >> jimmy: keke palmer. >> yes neil degrasse. >> jimmy: neil degrasse tyson.acter >> he loved playing that character. >> jimmy: he's funny >> he is so funny. >> jimmy: by the way, the dunkin' commercial can we just talk for two seconds? [ cheers and applause it was amazing it was so great. it was the best. it was so funny. you were phenomenal. >> thank you no, i didn't do anything it was all him >> jimmy: no, no he was funny but you reacting, like, "honey, please stop doing this." it's so good everyone loved it. everyone related >> it's very funny >> jimmy: but, this is it, i want to show everyone a clip here is jennifer lopez in "this is me now: a love story. take a look. >> i know what they say about me about hopeless romantics that we're weak. and i'm not weak it takes strength to keep believing in something after you keep falling flat on your face and i do i do, joe, i believe in magic. i believe good things happen if you're a good person i believe in soulmates, and signs, and hummingbirds. i believe that love never dies, and that forever is real and that

and so - >> jimmy: that was the end >> immediately -- yeah >> jimmy: cut off. >> cut off yes. >> jimmyrt, molly ringwald >> molly ringwald. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: did you freak out? >> i mean, samantha, "sixteen candles. >> jimmy: i mean, come on. >> and clair, "breakfast club. >> jimmy: "breakfast club! i mean - she's coming - >> "pretty in pink." i only worked with her a couple days on set, but the first day on set when i worked with her, we sat down, and i just lost it i started crying uncontrollably and like, my costar, tom, who plays capote is like, "what's going on is everything okay?" i was like, "we're sitting with molly r" - like, molly -- i know the cast is incredible, but like molly, to me, was just everything she was my whole world when i was young. and a friend of mine had her autograph, and i was so envious. i was like, "oh, god, she has her autograph on her wall. >> jimmy: yeah >> and now i'm working with her. >> jimmy: yes, that's exactly right! [ cheers and applause did you -- did you get to tell her? >> she was sitting right there she's like, "okay. [ laughte

goals. >> jimmy: kind of. >> end zone. >> jimmy: yeah >> touchdown >> jimmy: yes!>> i like tennis >> tariq: i keep dropping things i keep dropping things [ indiscernible >> tariq: no, it's also the name of a candy bar. oh, man, my fingers -- >> something -- hershey's. >> tariq: no, no [ laughter ] there's oil in my hands. what is it oh, wow. it's -- uh you can't hold anything, because you keep dropping it because -- >> oh, butterfingers >> tariq: your hands are slippery yes! >> jimmy: oh [ cheers and applause >> nice! nice >> jimmy: no >> no, because he's from the uk we got to give it to him [ talking over each other >> tariq: what are you talking about? >> oh, my god, they're, like, shoes, some people call them tennis shoes other people call them - >> jimmy: sneakers >> yes [ cheers and applause >> tariq: come on, come on >> oh, it's not dinner, but you have it -- [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: yes! [ sad tuba ] wait, what was it? what >> tariq: not dinner but you have it in the morning >> jimmy: breakfast. >> in -- >> jimmy: bed. >> bed, yeah >> jimmy: ooh. >> oh, okay. >>

popular tv shows >> jimmy: oh >> there's "breaking bad." >> jimmy: yep. >> "insecure." >> jimmy: yes.and "american horror story." >> jimmy: that is correct. i agree with you these are all tv shows [ keyboard clicking [ bell dings ] that's -- "words to describe at&t's network." [ laughter and applause >> steve: oh wow. i did not expect that. >> jimmy: 5 bucks. >> steve: yeah, 5 bucks in your pocket >> jimmy: all right, so that just leaves us with this right here "dancing with the stars," "traitors," "celebrity big brother," and "masked singer." they're all reality shows. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: yeah [ keyboard clicking >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: yeah [ bell dings ] "where nikki haley will end up after she drops out. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh >> jimmy: well, look, either way we had fun we played the game guys, stick around we are playing "search party" when we come back. more "tonight show," come on [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: "people love it most when you kiss their -- blank." [ light laughter ] wow these are -- these are spicy. spicy. okay austin, what'd you write >> i wrote "bot

>> i have not. >> jimmy: no >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: you haven't met him.ut your podcast, 'cause this sounds fun to me. it's called "the roommates show." okay and here's your roommates right here explain who these guys are >> just some coworkers >> jimmy: yeah >> just a couple coworkers [ laughter ] that's me in the middle. have donte divincenzo. he was my freshman year roommate and then my sophomore year roommate was josh hart >> jimmy: that's wild. so, you all went to villanova. >> yes, we did we did >> jimmy: this is you here at villanova. that's wild. [ cheers and applause so, you actually were roommates. were they good roommates >> yes >> jimmy: they were good roommates? >> yes, from the point of, like, i love being clean and neat >> jimmy: yes. >> donte was the cleanest, neatest person ever. i was always spotless. my side was spotless it was perfect josh was - [ light laughter ] josh was a great roommate. he had a lot of stuff. [ laughter ] he had -- when i say "a lot," like, he was a hoarder he had everything in this room and we're in these apartment

>> jimmy: wow, wow.>> well, they'll find out tonight. >> jimmy: did they really not know? >> well, they know that i have some things planned for this -- >> jimmy: they do. >> this year, yeah. >> jimmy: wow, wow. how about that? >> it's going to be a very senior exciting year, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> for all pop star girls. >> jimmy: will it be like king charles? do you have a succession planned or a coronation where you name someone else, you put the crown on their head? >> let's just say i'm creating new space for my new wingspan. >> jimmy: all right. wow. they will miss you on that show, i'm sure. >> i love them so much. >> jimmy: so much you didn't tell them. [ laughter ] >> right. >> jimmy: you told me before. i guess that means you love me more. >> i love you, jimmy! >> jimmy: thank you. that's very sweet. no, they know, they know. they know. they figure. i've been the studio for a while. so they figure something is different. >> jimmy: is it because luke bury you'd in peanuts? did that have si

>> pizza, love pizza >> jimmy: really >> big pizza guy >> jimmy: really >> yeah. >> jimmy: what kind pepperoni. >> jimmy: me too, me too do you have a certain company you like, a brand? >> carlo's, up in glen head there. >> jimmy: oh, yeah oh, i know that. all right, carlo's shout-out to carlo's [ cheers and applause carlo's pizza. guys, we have john from long island, okay? the -- one of the most proud things he's ever done is he showed up for work - [ laughter ] the day after the super bowl >> yeah! >> jimmy: which is rare, a lot of people didn't do it >> i know. >> jimmy: and his favorite super bowl party food was carlo's pizza. [ cheers ] come on, over -- yeah. guys, for this one, maybe like -- 'cause it's almost valentine's day, maybe a a little, like, a barry white vibe what'd you think ♪ ♪ yea john from long islan showed up to wor so he's proud ♪ ♪ carlo's pepperoni pizza what he don't let run out ♪ ♪ at the super bowl party i saw him with some chic matter of fact i'm not gonna sing the rest of it ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: ah, hey, buddy [ cheers and applause thank you. appreciate it. than

where we're like - jimmy: are you focused on the number >> yes >> jimmy: i'm so - >> i am. >> jimmy:x >> jimmy: five all right, all right here we go [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's play round two here we go and you can't say the same number >> yeah, okay. >> jimmy: one, two, three. >> three >> seven [ bell ringing ] >> jimmy: oh, no, here we go we got it. don't ring the bell. [ scattered applause ] all right. ready, here we go. we got this. you can't say five, six, seven, or three oh, i know what it is. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is so good. this is going to kill. >> okay. >> jimmy: ready. one, two, three. >> three, two, one >> jimmy: four >> eight >> jimmy: okay [ laughter ] all right, we can't say three, four, five, six, seven, or eight. this is fantastic. [ light laughter ] [ bleep >> jimmy: all right. i got it >> okay, i know what it is >> jimmy: i know what it is. i totally know what it is. [ light laughter ] three, two, one. >> two >> jimmy: one! [ laughter ] all right. we can't say one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. >> okay. [ light laughter ] okay, concent

>> jimmy: "bum." "ragtime?" >> "gang member 2." >> jimmy: 3, close.you seen all the movies you've been in? >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: have you ever paid to see yourself in a movie? >> yes. >> jimmy: when is the last time that happened? >> muchlt -- i think hawaii i went to see something i was in. i don't even know what movie came out, but i paid to see it. i actually paid, like -- i actually got my senior discount. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you really? [ applause ] oh, yeah, you had a big birthday last month. >> yeah. >> jimmy: a big one. do you mind me saying? >> no. >> jimmy: 75 years old. [ cheers and applause ] your skin is like a baby's. >> oh, stop. >> jimmy: baby skin. >> it was so crazy, "what do you want for your birthday?" "to wake up." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you do anything? did you have a party? >> no, i had a sushi meal with my team. >> jimmy: with your team, yeah. did everyone you know text you all day long the whole day? >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you return their texts? >> totally. >> jimmy: you, do all of the texts? >> yes. >>

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, welcome.hat's very nice, thank you. hi. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. i'm glad you did. you picked a good night to be here, that's for sure. can you feel the atomic energy in the room? [ laughter ] all the way from los alamos, the oscar-nominated cast of "oppenheimer," cillian murphy, emily blunt, and robert downey jr. are here. [ cheers and applause ] and don't worry, they left the nuclear waste known as matt damon at home. [ cheers and applause ] he will not be here. we don't let just anyone in here. this isn't a dunkin' commercial. [ laughter ] in washington, d.c., our worst and dimmest gathered for the annual cpac convention. cpac, for those who don't know, is a meeting of the right-wing nuttiest republicans. remember in ghostbusters when all the slime was running to one building? [ laughter ] basically that. it's a who's who of who won't accept the results of the election. the speakers every year are your standard collection of roger stones and

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you for coming.hank you for watching. oh, wow. i can feel the love in the air. we're glad to have you here on this especially humpy hump day. as i'm sure you're aware, it is valentine's day. if you weren't aware, probably why your wife has been mad all day. not saying anything. [ laughter ] i'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are making love right now with the tv on. [ laughter ] we see you. and to those making love in our studio audience. [ cheers and applause ] st. valentine was the patron saint of, i don't know, trying to convince your loved ones to do weird things in bed. [ laughter ] nobody really knows. today also happens to be ash wednesday, which is confusing. i accidentally gave my priest chocolates and lingerie. [ laughter ] over the last 10 or 15 years, single men and women have been using dating apps and websites to find love. but lately a number of americans are going back to a very old-fashioned way of finding dates. with a matchmaker. there are a bunch of match pat

explosions >> jimmy: oh, yeah >> action. >> jimmy: yeah >> fight scenes.nbelievable >> jimmy: oh, yeah [ cheers ] >> i mean, what they put together here. >> jimmy: and also, you got -- you got -- >> wait when you see it. >> jimmy: jake from state farm is in the movie. [ cheers and applause >> jake. >> jimmy: i love jake. >> oh, jake is fantastic >> jimmy: yeah >> he is one of the reasons why i wanted to do this, because to work with jake [ light laughter ] because jake is a great actor. and is really fantastic. but we had to pump him up before we did the movie. >> jimmy: i have a photo of you pumping up jake before the movie. here's you teaching jake from state farm how to be in the movie. yeah [ laughter ] >> no, no, because when you -- when you get into the arena for a big action movie like that, he had to be in shape. >> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> so, he's around 12% body fat. and so, we wanted to cut him down to 9% body fat. [ light laughter ] so, he was really ripped and he was doing all the martial arts moves and all this i mean, he was fantastic >>

, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- selena gomez. and ebon mass-bachrach. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you very much. guillermo. thank you. hi, there. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching on this friday. thank you for joining us on a night of scientific triumph. after more than 50 years, i don't know if you heard, we're back on the moon. the spacecraft odysseus, or "odie" as its friends call it, is the first vehicle launched from the united states to land on the moon since 1972. which is a big deal. this is basically the space equivalent of bell bottoms coming back. [ laughter ] odysseus is also the first commercial spacecraft to land on the moon. its mission was to deliver camera and radio equipment for nasa. nasa posted this today -- "your order was delivered -- to the moon!" [ laughter ] at long last, humanity has finally begun amazon-garbaging the surface of the moon. [ laughter ] congratulations,

thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: yes, congratulations.here's a lot of pressure on valentine's day for men and women. so we went down to the farmer's market here in l.a. this morning to conduct a poll. here's what we asked -- >> what are your names? >> janesha. >> d.j. >> where from are you from? >> cleveland, ohio. >> did you guys do it last night? >> jimmy: you we have to guess. do we think they did it last night? what do you think? yes or no? all degrees? let's find out. >> man. no. >> no. >> no, no, we was drunk. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not quite drunk enough, i guess. all right. let's meet another couple. >> what are your names? >> wendy. >> jen. >> where are you from? >> malaysia. >> did you do it last night? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what about this couple from malaysia? did they do it? do they know the term "do it" in malaysia? audience? mixed. let's find out. >> what do you mean, do it last night? >> do it, like -- let me show you. [ laughter ] >> oh, no. >> no? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and a menu item was born. who is o

> jimmy: is that okay >> it's my jam >> jimmy: all right.ing with you guys go look at what you guys're working with what do we -- what'd you bring for us tonight let me see these ribs. >> all right >> jimmy: billy, what'd you do >> we went with beef short ribs >> jimmy: god, look at this. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: now, this looks gorgeous matt, let's see your ribs. >> ironically, also beef ribs. >> tariq: oh >> jimmy: wow. >> but the real secret weapon, for the first time ever, our brand-new seasoning. no one's even seen blanco. >> tariq: wow. >> jimmy: whoa [ cheers and applause >> tariq: got that griselda, boy! >> jimmy: what is blanco >> blanco? >> jimmy: i think we're ready to go. let's start cooking. here we go >> go. >> all right, we're going to do - >> here we go. >> jimmy: what are we doing? >> harlem chopped cheese we're in new york city, we're going to do a harlem chopped cheese let's go see what we've got over here. >> all right, bring that up. >> all right >> jimmy: what are they grabbing >> we need -- get out of my way! [

>> jimmy: watch this.>> what happens when two enemies wind up on the same trip, at the same time and end up falling for each other? [ laughter ] find out in this summer's big rom-com -- joe biden and donald trump in "borderline attraction." [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: it's interesting [ cheers and applause i would watch it i love rom coms. [ cheers and applause ] i'd love to watch that some more political news today at the white house president biden and vice president harris met with the congressional big four -- mike johnson, hakeem jeffries, chuck schumer, and mitch mcconnell. yeah, it's a fun group. if you add up all 6 of their approval ratings it's roughly 6%. [ laughter ] to get -- if all of them together "the big four" -- it's not the name for the group, that's just what they call mitch mcconnell's chins. [ laughter ] they - that's not - that's not right, that's not right. today biden met with top congressional leaders, including chuck schumer and mitch mcconnell, and believe it or not, we act

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: gosh thank you so much! enjoy yourselves welcome, everybody welcome to "the tonight show." i'm glad you're here [ cheers and applause thank you for watching you guys, justin timberlake is my guest tonight [ cheers and applause ♪ i'm so excited to see him. he is the taylor to my travis. [ laughter ] yeah, he's the missing bolt to my boeing plane, yeah. [ laughter ] he's the recall to my exploding tesla. [ laughter ] yeah, he and i are besties we go together like a soccer mom and a stanley tumbler. [ laughter ] that's right, we're quite a team think of us like joe biden and kamala harris, but with chemistry. [ laughter ] you know what i'm saying i'm so glad he's here. last week, when it snowed a little in new york, i looked at the grass, i saw those frosted tips, and i thought, "i should call justin." [ laughter and applause that's what i thought. i thought in my head, i go - [ cheers and applause and he's about to release his first new album in five years! [ cheers and applause and nex

>> jimmy: ooh!er ] would be lucky. yes, i'm going to say, yeah, i think so. >> he would, he would pick up a penny. >> jimmy: oh, you think so? >> i do. or he'd have somebody pick it up for him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, i feel like he's kick it at a housekeeper or something like that. [ laughter ] that would be his version -- but then he'd make sure it got deposited into his account. >> oh, absolutely, yeah. i swear to god, i am being very sincere when i say this. i think we should put donald trump on the penny. because he would love it. "i'm on american currency." but people hate pennies. [ laughter ] they're annoying. they're covered in gum or urine or whatever. [ laughter ] dog [ bleep ]. [ applause ] it's a win-win. >> jimmy: i like it. >> it's a win-win. >> jimmy: lincoln's got two denominations anyway, why not? [ laughter ] your special's called "worst daddy in the world." it seems like you aren't the worst daddy in the world, though, are you? >> she came up with the title. [ laughter

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. i'm jimmy, i'm the host.hank you for watching. thank you for joining us. oh, it's very -- i need it, i tell you what. we are squeaking toward the end of february. i got to say, i don't know if i'm going to make to it november, guys. it's just too much. we still have 46 primaries to go. you knew that, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: i know you have that primary advent calendar going at home. [ laughter ] all eyes were on the state of michigan last night for the primary elections there. as was expected, donald trump scored bigly over nikki haley. who reaffirmed that she has no intention of dropping out. she said her campaign is going to take this race one crushing [ laughter ] defeat at a time. president biden is running against no one. he beat no one with a commanding 81% of the vote. 13% of democrats in michigan voted "uncommitted." michigan is home to a large population of muslim americans, many of whom do not like joe biden's approach to the war in the middle east. and that could be a big pro

he's brilliant >> jimmy: wow, i love it i cannot wait for that >> thank you >> jimmy: and "euphoria," to "benjamin button" me or something. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah that's true. how is everyone going to stay so young >> yeah, dude. i'm going to be in high school like - >> jimmy: is it going to be set in the future? or you don't know yet? >> i'm going to have like a bad back walking down the hallway. yeah, i'm assuming that we'll have to go forward otherwise, it's going to seem like a weird bit >> jimmy: yeah do you find any fans that are fans of "euphoria" that you go, "wow, i didn't know that you're a fan. that's pretty cool." >> the biggest one is leonardo dicaprio, which sounds like a crazy name drop, and it is a crazy name drop but, yeah. leonardo dicaprio, he came up to me in a club one time when i was sort of much younger so we were in this club and there's really loud music and everything and he's like "that shot in the first season -- you know, the shot when you came in. and it's him and i in the middle of this club just talking about camera angles. >> jimmy: it's kind of h

at all. >> jimmy: she's not? >> no -- >> jimmy: of you or the moustache?embarrassed about you. >> jimmy: yeah, now it's just like, they've seen this, and they go, "what?" "it's my moustache." "sure, can i use the car?" [ laughter ] no, they're fine, they're great. >> jimmy: i'm sorry you're not getting attention at home. [ laughter ] "game of thrones" ended if years ago? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: people mention this do you every single day? >> not every single day. it's just a great ice breaker. when you travel around, like this show we did all over the world, for some reason people have seen it everywhere. sometimes i'll meet someone, they'll look at me. you know when you think you know someone? >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> then you realize you don't, but i'm already," hey, nice to meet you." it's a great ice breaker. >> jimmy: what countries do you go to on this show? >> we went to 17 countries. >> jimmy: 17? >> five continents. 17, yeah. >> jimmy: wow. >> all over europe, asia, vietnam, japan, australia, the u.s. yeah. >> jimmy: what were the highlights cit

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. hi, i'm jimmy.'m the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here. we had a three-day weekend. it was an eventful weekend. did anyone else get sued by george santos this weekend? [ laughter ] i am currently embroiled in what may be the most preposterous lawsuit of all-time. george santos, a man republicans kicked out of congress for being a fraud, is suing me for fraud. [ laughter ] this is the lawsuit. "james c. kimmel aka jimmy kimmel" -- that's my secret pseudonym. [ laughter ] why didn't they list his pseudonyms, too? "george santos aka anthony devolder aka kitara ravache"? george has sued me, the show, and disney corporation. after he was removed from the house, george signed with cameo to make some money. we wrote some absolutely ridiculous messages for him to read. [ laughter ] we gave them the credit card number, and sure enough, he recorded the messages and sent them back to us. and now he's suing. he says we "deceived him under the guise of fandom, soliciting per

>> no, getting my luggage. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: interesting. >> yeah. >> jimmy: andlp whatsoever, huh? and yet, somehow, you got past that and bonded? >> yeah. absolutely, on the first film. >> forgiven. >> i've been forgiven. there was a certain amount of therapy. now, we're here. >> jimmy: that's good. and, austin and florence, did you meet -- i'm not trying to pair you up as if you're couples or something. did you meet on the second movie? or had you met before? >> me and usaaustin? >> jimmy: yeah. >> never met before. we met in budapest. and at dinner -- >> that was the first time. >> was it that? how do we don't know? >> we went and got nutella and crepes. >> that's true. and we were on the floor and everybody kept unrecognizing us. what is going on? we sat in the courtyard floor and el out. and everybody kept compliments his performance. should we move from the middle of the square? that's how we met. >> jimmy: i don't know, maybe you guys don't even like each other, i really don't know. it seems that, and from what i hear, the four of you have reareal really f

>> jimmy: i'm jimmy, nice to meet you. >> guillermo: nice meeting you. >> jimmy: so first of all, happy, jimmy. >> jimmy: can i ask you a question? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: if you could get one thing for your birthday what would it be? >> guillermo: maybe going to dinner with charlize theron. >> jimmy: dinner with charlize theron? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: uh-huh, okay. what else? what would be a different thing? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: oh -- >> jimmy: that doesn't matter, you don't have to think. what i got you is something very special. >> guillermo: okay. >> jimmy: it's a surprise. >> guillermo: okay. >> jimmy: okay? this is for you. open that up and read it aloud. >> guillermo: guillermo, for your birthday, we have a surprise. you're going to get very high. oh, with snoop dogg? >> jimmy: i'm not going to say. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: okay. >> jimmy: happy birthday. >> guillermo: oh, thank you, jimmy. thank you so much. >> jimmy: you're welcome. >> guillermo: you know where we're going? >> are you nervous? >> guillermo: yeah, i'm nervous. so we're going to long beach. i

>> jimmy: both. >> acousticy. >> jimmy: a bit of an echo in the room. >> nice to see you. >> jimmy: nicee you, too. i saw you from across the stadium at the super bowl. >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: i think this video went viral, as a matter of fact. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's how you do it. >> that's what you do. i didn't know they were going to come upon me, as that seems. and i was just thrilled to be there. i was eating it up. >> jimmy: i think you got the biggest ovation, outside of the players, on the field of anybody in the whole game. i really do. >> i can't imagine that. >> jimmy: just by comparison, i would like to show you what happened when i was on the video. yeah. they didn't even notice that i was there. [ laughter ] it was just kelly clarkson. they didn't even notice carrot top was sitting next to me. [ laughter ] >> that's a mistake. did you know, for instance, i'm curious, did you know they were going to come upon you? >> jimmy: no, i had no idea. >> so what happens? when you see it on the jumbotron, what's going on? >> jimmy: my first inclination is to duck, is

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host.hank you for watching. thank you for braving the atmospheric river to be here. we are coming to you from our headquarters in hollywood, where it's kind of clean for a change. we've been getting washed for 72 hours straight. [ laughter ] it's raining cats and purse dogs here. [ laughter ] it's been crazy. i've lived here for 30 years, i dont think i've seen anything like it. instead of driving home tonight, i'm just going to wait for my house to float by and pick me up. [ laughter ] there was flooding on the vegas strip with the super bowl in vegas five days from now. this was interesting. 1 in 4 americans, 68 million people, are expected to bet on the game this year. when i say bet on "the game," i of course mean bet on taylor swift. [ cheers and applause ] these are real things you can bet on. you can bet on what color top taylor swift will be wearing to the game. you can bet $500 to win $100 on red, that's the heavy favorite. you can bet $100 to win $400 if she wears white, $100 to w

>> yes. >> jimmy: really? >> about 80 of them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, really?at makes it easier to whittle them down. >> yeah, exactly. no, the second i write a song, i know whether it's good or not, or whether it's close to being good. then i would rework it. every song in this album, unlike any of the other records i've made, i've gone in and rewritten it over and over again until i felt it was perfect, which i didn't have the confidence to do on my previous records. whatever i wrote on the day was pretty much what everyone heard. and now, this time around, i'm much more confident in myself as a songwriter, as a performer, how i want things to be and sound and look. and so i just went in, and i just digged a little deeper, and i changed things to the point that it felt perfect to me. and i feel proud of it. >> jimmy: "training season" is about -- you fill in the blanks here. it's about dating. it's about training people you dated? >> well, it's almost like -- not one thing to train people up. >> jimmy: i see. have you found that you've had to train people? >>

hello. >> hello, jimmy! havingzi-g me. >> jimmy: so, this situation is very rare, correct? >> well, yes. i'd say the rare event of pregernancy rare, but isn't all true love "rare" if you thinks of it? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i guess so, but it's not really the "love" part i'm interested in. it's the pregnancy part that is puzzling. these animals aren't even the same species, correct? >> who species? >> jimmy: the sharks moe and larry. do you think one of the sharks actually impregnated a stingray? >> well, i didn't do it. [ laughter ] what are you implyingzi-g about mr. bj ramer? >> jimmy: i'm not implyingzi-g anything about mr. bj ramer. i'm just trying to figure out. >> oh, oh. oh "it'll never work" them saying. "it's just wrong" them saying! "it's an abomination in the eyes of god" them saying. "bj, get thee away from that stingray what the god hell are you doing?!!" what we are doing in love! >> jimmy: wait, what? >> okay, fine. it true. i am the fathering. happy now? >> jimmy: no, i'm not even a little b

snyder [ cheers and applause >> yeah, really enjoy being here, jimmy. >> jimmy: now, between all theits and the legal fees, how much does trump actually owe >> i'd say anywhere between $100 million and a kajillion [ light laughter ] i mean, at a certain point, the zeros just kind of extend into space, where no one can hear me scream [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: there must be some way to calculate the exact amount >> i mean, we tried. we handed trump a calculator, but he just turned it upside down and showed us how he'd spelled out "boobs." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i see. well, when all this is said and done, will trump still be a billionaire? >> billionaire, millionaire, thousandaire - [ light laughter ] -- negative billionaire. look, these are just labels, jimmy. but i'll put it this way - trump could probably still afford an applebee's dollarita [ light laughter ] if he drank, which he doesn't. but he probably will soon. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: is trump looking for other ways to make money to pay for these lawsuits >> eh, trump does have a few side hustles he works a couple shif

jimmy, you don't know this? >> jimmy: yeah, i know about the party.ter the show. >> when you get in, you got a time slot. >> jimmy: is that true? >> it's sort of embarrassing. i didn't know that. somebody said you should go. go around nine. this year, 9:00. that's a good one. that's right after the show, you go over there, bee, bop, boop. but i didn't know that they time it out. and they stagger you. one time i got midnight. i'm sorry, what? that's when i go? so i sit home all day and then i go? no thank you. because i did go. [ laughter ] but you're like a salmon upstream because everyone is leaving to go to guy o.'s party afterwards. hey, is the buffet still? any chili left? >> jimmy: but you got a good slot this year? >> i got a good slot. this year i got a good one. i'll see you there also, you don't want an early slot like 5:00 p.m. then have you joao to help set up the chairs. >> jimmy: is that right? >> that's no fun. >> jimmy: and the people, i guess they watch, they supposedly watch the show? >> i guess. i haven't gotten involved in that part

jimmy: "just get this going. >> jimmy: oh, yeah i have a picture of you and andre the giant. >> oh. >> jimmy: look at -- i mean, what do you -- [ cheers and applause what do you remember about working with - i mean, how would you even describe him >> he was such a gentle giant. >> jimmy: he was >> we were so cold shooting outside. england, raining, constantly and i was freezing and i was shivering, and he just came over to me and palmed my head like a basketball. [ light laughter ] and it was so hot, because he was always sweating. he was hot all the time, because he's such a big man. >> jimmy: yeah >> and he -- it was like having a sauna on my head [ laughter ] it was fantastic, it was great >> jimmy: like wearing a ski hat? >> yeah. it was very nice of him. >> jimmy: yeah, just andre the giant hand on your head that's so good you're -- also, you're a great director i and know you directed "house of cards." you directed some great episodes of "ozark." and now you're getting ready to do a new project on amazon, a

on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- samuel l. jackson, jake tapper, and music from train and reo speedwagon. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. very kind. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in the united states of america, where you know what, they say we're slipping here. they say we don't have the same vitality we used to. but guess what? just when they start to count us out, we get on our feet and back on top. that's why i'm so pleased to announce that cases of syphilis in the united states have skyrocketed. [ laughter ] to the highest numbers since the 1950s. that's right. [ cheers and applause ] small victory. syphilis -- you know what syphilis is, guillermo? >> guillermo: yes, it's a disease that you get with -- having sex. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. it's a bacterial disease, and guillermo described it properly. it can lead to paralysis, hearing loss, demen

and then jimmy - >> jimmy: what are we doing, bud?core with a skor bar. >> jimmy: yeah, how did you know >> i mean, when you're a a dessert person you know what people want. >> jimmy: i love a skor bar. >> so, milk chocolate wafer, a a little bit of vanilla caramel. i'm going to do the hard work on this one. >> jimmy: okay >> get schmeered and then the reason you like the skor, is because of the caramel, but also because of those toffee bits, right >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, the crunchy toffee >> so, caramel down. we made you a bunch of homemade toffee bits. we're going to hide that in the caramel. so we're going to salt bae down on the caramel >> jimmy: look at this >> i know. i know just go with it. >> jimmy: look at that just a little tick just a little tick just a little tick just a little tick, so that he can't sue us [ laughter ] >> then goes in the milk chocolate. >> jimmy: in the milk chocolate. "oh what's up? >> oh what's up? what's up? >> jimmy: "how are you doing everything good? then the fork. >> get it. get it get it get it

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>> jimmy: yes.show, and i wonder, do you -- how difficult is it to remember all the terminology as far as chemistry? >> it's very, very difficult. i make it harder on myself in some ways because i can't memorize anything ahead of time. i can only memorize it once i'm on set. so i had one actor during this go brie, i'm just curious. during rehearsal, you're always looking like, this but when we start shooting two seconds later, you're not looking at a page later. oh, because that's me memorizing it two seconds before we start filming. i don't know why i can't memorize the night before. my brain doesn't work like that. to try to do that with premidines and pureines. >> jimmy: and some other things you forgot. >> purposely. i don't remember that. >> jimmy: did you learn to cook for show specifically? >> luckily, i knew that i knew how to do that. i always loved it. but it was a great prep. and it was the best prep i think i ever did, according to my friends and family, because they just got to eat a lo

>> jimmy: integrity is on trial in that moment. >> jeanine: jimmy, hang on.t was a black thing, that we hang onto cash. what do you make of that? >> jimmy: well, i think what they are trying to do is curry favor because it looks folksy when you go, oh, it's a black thing. my daddy always told me when i went on dates -- they did a lot of that yesterday. here is the two pieces of advice i would give you. if you are lying and you know you have to lie to the answer to a question, don't pause for 45 seconds, okay? if a cop pulls you over and goes, have you been drinking? if you pause for 45 seconds before you say no, you are getting dragged out of the car by your ear. but i want to congratulate them because they just lost a fantastic tv spin-off called "the stupid people's court." in defense of the dress, it might have been on backwards, but in her defense, she does take it on and off a lot from what we -- >> jeanine: oh! >> jesse: i'm sure she wore it properly. >> jessica: she did. >> jeanine: she wore it properly? >> jimmy: she did everything by the book, and th

tonight, join jimmy and his guests - jennifer lopez alan ritchson.usical guest, gary clark jr and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: chinny chin chin >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪

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jimmy >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jennifer hudson. david cross.nd music from dhruv. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. cleto, thank you. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching us. thank you for joining us on yet

jimmy failla the host of fox news saturday night with jimmy failla and he joins us now.ave won and lost so many mope on the super bowl, i shouldn't be anywhere near it. i'm on the biden side with this. i want to give biden credit and defense in one way. they were going to ask him some really tough question like what is your name? what state are we in this is all gotcha journalism for this guy. i love the trump idea. one thing about trump, he does take on all comers prevecht defense. keep anymore had bubble wrap. scared to let him go in club. yesterday was a good example. i understand is he skipping the super bowl because he plans on calling gorbachev in russia. >> he is in -- is he up against nikki haley for the republican nomination right now. but now the race starts with biden. by biden saying that. then he looks at his opponent i will one up him. >> jimmy: that's what i mean. such a weak like. the pre-super bowl you might get one question of significance. three and a half minutes long. answer to anything on super bowl sunday is chicken wings, guacamole doesn't matter

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