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. >> jimmy: all right, we're going to see which one gets the most likes, then we're going to tweet it out so that everyone at home can "wetweet" it [ light laughter ] >> steve: ah-- i really -- i think this first one's got a lot of potential. >> steve: you think this one's the one? >> jimmy: i think this one might be the first time the first one might be the one >> tariq: nah, nah, i beg to differ i don't even have to hear it [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, we switch it -- we don't go like that. we don't go in order of funniest >> steve: no it's just, you go. >> jimmy: this one might be the one. >> tariq: okay, you -- prove it bring it in. prove it >> jimmy: i don't have to prove it the audience has to vote for it >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: yeah, wetweet. here we go the first tweet is, "be honest, if you name a baby ebenezer scrooge you know he's going to be a bit of a jerk. [ light laughter ] ebenezer scrooge is the name of your child i mean, he's going to have a a little chip on his shoulder. >> steve: he's gonna have an attitude >> jimmy: he's gonna have a little chip on his shoulder. like, "this is my son. "hey, mr. scrooge, what did you name your kid? "oh, ebenez

. >> jimmy: ah, interesting. w -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: maybe they'll do a sequel in, like, 30 years. you, as his daughter action have also put on 800 pounds. >> the way this movie ends. >> jimmy: that's right. >> who knows? >> jimmy: has your family seen the movie? >> yeah, my family got to watch it for the first time in new york at the premiere. >> jimmy: oh, that's great. who went, who from your family? >> mom, dad, and my three older brothers. >> jimmy: your older brothers. what did they think of it? >> i mean, it's definitely different than "stranger things." >> jimmy: yeah. >> and they -- they're fans of the show. i tell them everything about that. but this, they really didn't know that much about my character, about anything. my brother, spencer, at the end of the screening, i was like," how did you like it?" he's like," your character's a dirtbag, you're awful in it." [ laughter ] i was really defensive, but it's nice. it was one of those movies. >> jimmy: you kind of want him to think that. were you defe

ah >> jimmy: oh, my god >> my glassware! ah, my eyes again! can't see >> i'll get you for this, rockefeller center christmas tree [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i hope he's all right. i hope he's okay >> steve: oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: i hope he's all right. >> steve: lucky he had a camera in there >> jimmy: thank goodness we had the video cameras there to catch his reaction >> steve: both his elbows went up >> jimmy: yeah, i know but he knocked both shelves there. he didn't know what to do. [ laughter ] >> steve: such a blinding light. >> jimmy: yeah, i know >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: meanwhile, though, tonight in washington, d.c., people were celebrating the 100th national christmas tree lighting with president biden. that's right [ cheers and applause we had a tree lighting in new york and a tree lighting in d.c and then one guy in philadelphia microwaved a cheesesteak, and the whole east coast went dark it's like, "wait, wait." [ laughter ] i read that the tree in d.c. is about 55 feet shorter than the one here in new york city. the national

that's not a warehouse, that's a family reunion get back to work, family amazon help we're tiny >> jimmy: ahd pop. [ applause ] well, let's get to some news president biden has reportedly vented to allies over how much the media talks about his age. and at one point he even said, "you think i don't know how f-ing old i am?" [ laughter ] this is a real thing yeah staff was like, "of course you do, but just to be safe, toss out a number." [ laughter ] biden was furious. it only got worse when his chief of staff said, "well, he hasn't had his nap today." [ laughter ] biden was upset. he cursed. he ran up to his bedroom, slammed the door, cranked up bing crosby. "you don't know me!" [ laughter ] some more political news since announcing his 2 2024 run, former president trump has been relatively quiet. but today he said that he's planning a major announcement and posted this video. this is real we didn't make this. take a look. >> america needs a superhero ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: major announcement [ laughter ] is he announcing dean cain as his running mate i don't know what he's - [ laughter ]

. >> jimmy: ah, interesting. >> then it's just going home, which i realized that later.g we're going have mai tais and long walks on the beach. and we drive in from the airport on the highway. we go into the city. i don't see a beach anywhere. i don't see greg brady in a -- [ laughter ] i see nothing that i was expecting. we drive up to toot and gramp's apartment building which is just like my grandparents' apartment building. well, this isn't sexy. [ laughter ] we go up to the tenth floor and go into their little apartment. it's really sweet. lovely. toot and gramps, love them to death. they reminded me of my grandparents. their apartment looks like a regular apartment. no hawaii anywhere in sight. and we did what you do when you visit grandparents. "60 minutes" is on, you know. [ laughter ] gramps made tuna with sweet pickles and we had sandwiches on tv trays. that was the first day. and i was okay, that's cute. he's got a great family, just like mine. and we go and stay and come back second day. we do that again. [ laughter ] third day, more jigsaw puzzles, "60 minute

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have two watches on [ laughter ] >> steve: what >> jimmy: just a reminder, that was trump's top lawyer that was - [ laughter ] two watches. >> steve: ahcool researchers in germany have developed golfi, a golfing robot that can make perfect putts. yeah and that's not all here's a full list of what golfi can do it can, of course, play golf, or it can put his hand on your shoulder it can say, "i'm proud of you, son. [ laughter ] and it can kiss your mom wait, kiss your mom? yup. now golfi's moving in. he's calling you "champ" and showing up to your baseball games. "great catch, kid. but you really should have thrown to third. "shut up, you're not my real dad. "yes, i am why do think you have robot legs." look down. oh, god, you do have robot legs robot arms, robot face he's right you're not human you're golfi jr. [ applause ] >> jimmy: well, here's some good news. i saw that the head of the cdc said the updated flu vaccine looks like a very good match for this year's strains. basically, the vaccine saw the strains and was like, swipe right. [ laughter ] it's not a perfect match but like most people, the flu is just happy to go home with

jimmy: all right, fine. what else can we talk about? everyone is talking about the show -- >> tariq: ahoilers. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was just going to say the dance scene is getting a lot of buzz. >> tariq: great. jimmy, now i know there's a dance scene. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: everyone knows there's a dance scene. it was huge on tiktok. >> tariq: great. now i know it's huge on tiktok [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, fine. what else is there to talk about? "yellowstone" is big right now >> tariq: i haven't seen it. >> jimmy: "violent night" is getting good reviews >> tariq: haven't seen it. >> jimmy: trailer for "cocaine bear." ♪ la dee da dee da da da ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "the survivor" finale is -- ♪ loo loo loo loo loo lo loo loo loo ♪ >> jimmy: all right, fine. fine we'll talk about the news instead. all right? everyone knows that u.s. lost to the netherlands >> tariq: in what? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: president joe biden -- >> tariq: he won the election? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: donald trump -- >> tariq: he won the election? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: christmas is almost here >> tar

mean, so, jimmy that turns on, ah, you changing the, the fans and the whole that while song though, gigi on a sand up in mesa, new. yeah. oh the the, how about how many? so if i'm showing change, so civil may period hope so. a function, pamela, horizontally, you kuala, just or to tune short term for board, for to the, to the quarter home in june for home. would you like i've been putting degraw on ian chevy to a latin medicine, 3 and a half hours drive east of the capital. we find g young, a chinese social media influenza, his exploring business opportunities in afghanistan. and today is looking at the mining industry. oh philip jaga is on the idea. we're not i may, the ohio dealer is visiting li, shin, and invested in the smile in bombay on province. do not see if he is on the watch or congo meal because of the cry. your by that is that a little from now remodeling through deal and i dont again help log those in here. it's estimated afghanistan's natural resources, a worth around one trillion dollars. and the taliban is keen for the chinese to invest to young films, an interview with le

jimmy and i handed of prison. tom again, major calls of justice, his lawyers call it legal harassment. ah, my british manager, welcome to did up the news. asia ledger could join us. germany says china is operating to illegal police stations on it's data, treat these set ups don't have a fixed office and are run by private individuals from the chinese diaspora. the aim to collect information on chinese dissidents and citizens in exile and pass that on to be jing, it's about and that's come to light across the world and earlier bought by madrid, beast n, g, or save god, defenders claimed there are more than a 100 such police stations in at least $53.00 countries most exist illegally an aim to monitor coerce, and in some instances, repatriate those beijing considers criminal or antique china. a run of the mill convenience store. an innocuous office unit in the suburbs, and a residential home like any other. just some of the unremarkable places alleged to be woven into a vast secret network of chinese overseas police stationed in a new report. spanish and your safeguard defenders reveal evide

ah, hong kong cold has sentenced mediate icon. jimmy lie to nearly 6 years. imprisonment over fraud lie is arguably the highest profile target of china's campaign to stamp out hong kong pro democracy movement. his lawyers have called the multiple cases against him. an example of legal harassment. a fresh body blow to hong kong struggling democracy movement. media mogul, jimmy lie receives another jail sentence of nearly 6 years after being found guilty of fraud in a contract dispute over renting out part of his office. it seems hardly the stuff of high politics, but his latest sentence is merely a precursor to much more serious judicial proceedings. lie potentially faces a life sentence at his upcoming trial and national security charges. this wide ranging law has been used to jail. most of hong kong political opposition lie who marked his 75th birthday imprison last week is the founder of the now closed apple daily newspaper. he had just completed a 20 month jail term for taking part in anti government protests in 2019. that triggered a crackdown on descent. a birdie citizen ly chose t

jimmy: all right. where are you? i can feel you whoa >> tariq: ah911. >> jimmy: oh my gosh i got this [ applause ] ♪ >> tariq: ah [ laughter ] >> tariq: oh my god. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] >> tariq: we did it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just like rehersal >> tariq: yep. perfect. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. congratulations. get off that thing get off that thing congratulation, tariq trotter is the winner. ♪ >> tariq: whoo [ cheers and applause thank you! >> jimmy: oh, my god that was really fun. but we're not finished we want to pick someone special from the audience to help us with this next part. simone beaty simone beaty are you there? [ cheers and applause hi nice to meet you >> nice to meet you. >> jimmy: jimmy. that's tariq >> tariq: nice to meet you too >> jimmy: simone is it baity or beaty? >> it's beaty. >> jimmy: simone beaty i got it right good simone, where are you from >> i'm from northern virginia, like the d.c. area >> jimmy: yeah oh, very cool. [ cheers and applause and

>>ro jimmy fallon is witss ah ue i don't know. i kind like tom brady and iac kind of like the fact heey have doesn't like to lose.d a i understand it.go they've not haodmpd a really go year in tampa bay. hadhe's got a lot of his publi life brought into the public eye. thatot to suckthat's got to . >> yeah. and in his defense, sean, half the people in san francisco don't shower because they live in tents. so it's no seat like he's going to be walking down the street. sean, i think the city of san francisco got to him. we have to check to make sure't he didn't go on the sidewalkot ty oafter he left the stadium.a >>br i'm worried about brady. you know, i watch the girli wate escort and point joe off the stage because he has a problem with that. you know, he'll turnrn and shake er air. there's no real pers he turns to . and then the girl very you direc know, i've got to give her a lot of credit directs the president had to go and i hs felt lucky for her because he has this habit of sniffing't dot young people's hair. >> i was thankful

first offensive play for the miami dolphins, and then when fans realized jimmy was hurt and being carted off the field. they said ah-oh, what are we going to do now. if the 49ers are going to win it, they are going to have to do it without jimmy. here's where it happened. on the 49ers' first drive of the game on third and six. he is sacked by jerome baker and jalen phillips. he hurts his foot on the play. after being examined on the sideline, he was carted to the locker room. losing jimmy g is a huge loss for a team that is considered a super bowl contender. >> i mean, just hearing it is pretty crushing. we know what jimmy's been through, how hard he's worked through this. i got the news in the second quarter. it was a really cool game as a team and all the stuff that went on throughout the game, to overcome some things. it was such a special win. but mixed emotions hearing about jimmy. i told the guys right after the game. i know that gave them mixed emotions too. we'll do our best to overcome this. >> brock purdy came in and led the 49ers to victory. >> another sports story here. hall of fame dreams dashed again.

jimmy, said polly phenomenon. oh, fun to make football on. i was just you ah, hello, nora carlindo how these are the top stories on al jazeera. so cool marana, he police, you that says monitors women's clothing in iran has been suspended of the months of protests. the unrest was sponsored by the death of a 22 year old who had been arrested for legibly violating a dress code.

that the good guys can sometimes when they are the force behind jimmy's said poly phenomenon when the funds who make football on out here. ah, the turkish government says kurdish arm groups are legitimate targets anywhere in syria and accuses them of exploiting their military alliance with the united states . p y d y p g is using their alliance with the united states to legitimate the iran appraisers in northern syria. ah, hello i, marianna massey and london, you're watching alger 0 also coming up on the program. use top diplomat calls for an investigation after another palestinian is killed by israeli forces in the occupied westbank reaction to the price cap imposed on russian oil by western countries. moscow refuses to accept it. ukraine says it should be lower. leon l massey shines argentina, is they'd be so strange to progress to the world cup. what a fine ah the turkish government says coding armed groups in syria are legitimate targets and that they've been exploiting ties with the united states to justify their presence along the border. anchor has reportedly targeted several military sites belonging to the kurdish s

take yours urine on the adventure of a lifetime flymax by imax puputting the e "ah" in "a"avat. [ cheers and applause >> jimmypen for business [ laughter ] did you guys see this? a panera customer went viral on tiktok after she discovered that the chain charged lemonade drinks contain more caffeine four espressos [ audience ohs ] panera was like, "well, you're going have to need it after eating a mac and cheese bread bowl." [ laughter ] after a few sips, she was like, "do you also hear edm music? oh, nevermind. that's just my heart." [ laughter ] guys, finally, we have exactly one show left before we go on christmas break. which means it's time for that beloved "tonight show" tradition. it's time for "12 days of christmas sweaters." here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ 12 days of christmas sweater one day left ♪ >> jimmy: that's right for each of the last 12 shows before christmas, we've been giving one lucky audience member a magnificent christmas sweater from the "countdown to christmas cabinet. so since there is one show left, let's open door number one. where are we [ cheers and applause here >> right here.

jimmy: oh, yes, yes. i do want to ask you about this cake. >> ah, alora, that was my birthday party. and i wanted to do something very special for mike white. and so i'm -- i ask to the baker to prepare this beautiful cake. and -- because -- >> jimmy: because you guys loved this movie "wild at heart." >> i love so much this movie by then i wanted to go to mike "- white and i put an american flag and italian flag on the cake. >> jimmy: and the following message on the cake, which is -- [ laughter ] "white at heart." [ applause ] i get -- i understand what you were getting at. [ laughter ] how did mike react when he received this cake? >> alora, alora. the thing is i wanted to take a picture all together. i was so crowd of this cake. [ laughter ] i was so happy. i couldn't wait to show it to everybody. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> and so i -- it -- i mean -- there was -- an ice moment. you know when everything freezes? >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> everybody was frozen. me, i was behind the table with this cake, waiting for people -- "hey, guys, let's have a picture all together." [ laughter ] and no o

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8 that the gmc, the joint son and jimmy in the morning for that year on algebra here, i will see you again, tomorrow night, put your company, take care had all of the ah ah and a at this theater, a dress rehearsal begins. and 2 veteran ukrainian actors run through their scenes, memorizing the dialogue has been easy, maintaining their focus has not one moment iraq, it could blame me or you and everything could come in. and these factors aren't helping hours later, at the same theater. another place is being staged. people come out to see a play tonight, the audience members who are going in to take their seats and then the air raid sirens rang out again over tea. and so they were directed to come back down here into the lobby of a theater, where they must sit till they're given the all clear patrons are determined not to let this rowing a much needed outing when the show finally begins, it promises to transport the audience within minutes though, another side spell may temporarily be broken, but the spirit of defiance very much remains. russia, one ukraine has sent shock waves across the globe with what does it mean for its neighbor, georgia, we decide

ah, in these fleeting moments with audiences the world over. but he has a special affinity for one country in particular as a artist, as a performer, as a classical pianist. jimmy is one of my favorite places to play because you have a deep appreciation, i think, and a long culture of coming and attending and being a part of classical music of being a part of the country. and that's an amazing gift for, as performers, because there are very few other countries, if any, in the world where you can play in so many different places, not only and play frankfurt, berlin, and hamburg and munich, but also come to me and you'll have a full holiday playing or maybe play in buck home and there's a super festival that takes place. i just 27 young leadership ski has already achieved much that the classical world has to offer. he's a favorite of the public. i'm depressed. his career has been a series of triumphs. ah, that also apply to classical music in general. what does its future home? ah, i don't want to change classical music to accommodate 2 young people. i want to give them the chance to extend that to come to the concert. but i'm, i'm astonished. traditionalist and

are there ah, in jazz these fleeting moments, with audiences the world over which he has especially affinity for one country in particular as a artist, as a performer, as a classical pianist. jimmy is one of my favorite places to play because you have a deep appreciation, i think, and a long culture of coming and attending and being a part of classical music of being a part of the country. and that's an amazing gift for us performance, because there are very few other countries, if any, in the world where you can play in so many different places. not only in play, frankfurt, berlin, and hamburg and munich, but also come to pick me. and you'll have of for hall playing or maybe playing buck home, and there's a super festival that takes place. ah, a just $27.00 young ski has already achieved much that the classical world has to offer. he's a favorite of the public. i'm depressing. his career has been a series of triumph. ah, but does that also apply to classical music in general? what does its future home? ah, i don't want to change classical music to accommodate 2 young people. i want to give them the chance to extend that to come to the concert. but i'm, i'm astonished. tradition

jimmy, said polly phenomenon. oh, fun to make football on out. you see you. mm. mm. ah, alger 0. great with no new sedans, military and civilian ladies, sign a deal that pipes the way out of the country's political crisis. ah, hello, i'm emily. i, gwen this is al jazeera live from doha, also coming up a car. bomb explodes in northern syria is tensions rise over a possible ground invasion from turkey targeting the kurdish font. it south africa .

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jimmy 3, i'm going to jump in here. we're going to go to a hard break gentleman, and after that hard break, we'll continue our discussion on security guarantee. stay with our team. ah, ah, ah. ah, in 2022. the italian government approved a package of military aid to ukraine. coordination with nato to help ukrainians defend themselves and fight back about 150000000 euros. well, i make a week then i told me bombs are hearing all the same nato and us. i'm the want that people will die just for make money. the one that i have, i have been yes, because it a while you must. you got soon. every few gone through now. she thought complete. i mean there's will, donahue thought issued for the room. you only dump it on to get them for the month is will door more saw me my show it was wrong tool tool. eva opa, zach lila. lesser opinion poll show that over 70 percent of italians are against military support for ukraine. landed in confront with the day, don't frat last or e flat? don't a lot of us yet. we only got it more on a skid out and go home and do not she them to to the dallas out the daily desert. lucille, my last little a lot you think is has been a little things and we'

look is hershawn for us then with jimmy nash and peter stim, it will have much more announce fisher will comp coverage coming up and around 10 minutes time from now. ah, it's the final day of the chinese presidents trip to saudi arabia. she's paying the king salman abdul aziz and crown prince mohammed ben solomon on thursday. the trio discussed oil and say that committed to stability in the markets. the president also met leaders of palestine, egypt, kuwait, and sir down on it or people in beijing are being urged to remain vigilant against coven 19 after the government. eas, it's tough restrictions which lead to protests. china's national health commission is now allowing people with mild symptoms to quarantine at home health status checks on most all apps have also been dropped. people have been lining up for routine testing on the streets. many say they're ready for things to go back to normal. so long high sousa has been actually, the opening up of beaching has been quite fast. and now with the end of the year, fast approaching the easing of cove, it policies will mean many people will be able to go home for the new year because many haven't been

ah, from daddy's home 2. [ cheers and applause ] the movie that richard roeper called "tolerable." [ laughter ] folks can pick up this bad boy by calling the number on your screen, all the numbers. >> jimmyuh-huh? >> punch them in, into your phone. >> jimmy: okay. shower and rubbing me and mark wahlberg all over your underbody. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sounds great. thank you, will. >> now look at this beauty. you've heard of a laptop. well, this is a lapbottom. [ laughter ] it's just the keyboard part. i tested the keys and they work like a charm. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> this will cut your airport security time in half. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, that's a terrific offer. i actually -- i really should finish the monologue -- >> no one wants to hear your stupid jokes, okay? give it up, dude. folks, i'm so sorry about him. [ laughter ] fasten your seat belts, because things are about to get sexy. [ cheers ] our next item up is a zip-loc bag full of little blue pills. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hold on a second. that's -- i'm going to have to -- you cannot sell drugs on television. >> but i don't need them anymore, my wife likes it floppy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she does? >> probably. and