jimmy camel! oh my goodness, wow. isn't he fantastic, everybody! eers and applause ] jimmy kamel. i can't wait to see you at the big game on december 18th. we are going to take a break to mop up, but we'll be right back with jennifer aniston, ann dowd, kathryn hahn, john lithgow, n isonoln, gabrielle union, damon wayans, and kevin hart, so stick around. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ho ho ho! not again. oh no. for the gifts you won't forget. the mercedes-benz winter event. get a credit toward your first month's payment on select models. expecting someone else? it's the all-idays, and no matter how you jingle, we've got your jammies. nice, nice. it's the naughty ones who make history. last minute gifts up to 75% off storewide. now at old navy and oldnavy.com hi. so you're the scientist here. does my aveeno® daily moisturizer really make my dry skin healthier in one day? it's true jen. this prebiotic oat formula moisturizes to help prevent dry skin. impressive. aveeno® healthy. it's our nature.™ new daily moisture for face. six days o

so this would be jimmy camel. the camel kind of looks like me, and has a hump there. >> right. e that. i like it. >> jimmy: so this is what i think we should do. let's spread these all out, we'll brainstorm a little bit. maybe combine some different elements. and then when we come back, we will reveal the official mascot for the jimmy kimmel l.a. bowl. very exciting. [ laughter ] >> easter bunny? >> jimmy: no. >> [ bleep ]! [ applause ] >> jimmy: all right. so dave and i hashed it out. we took our favorite elements from each mascot, and i think we came up with a winner. to introduce the official mascot of the jimmy kimmel l.a. bowl, please welcome the official announcer of the jimmy kimmel l.a. bowl, louie g! go ahead. >> ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've been waiting for. standing at eight feet, five inches tall, weighing in at 257 pounds, hailing from hollywood, california, by way of sub-saharan africa, the dreamy, the dromedary, put your humps together, for jimmy kamel! [ applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: you're absolutely beautiful! wow! isn't he fantastic, everybody! ♪ ♪ jimmy

we spent a pretty penny making this camel vomit-capable, and the fans want to see this. jimmyel, show them what you do. show them what you can do. [ moans ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] by god, doesn't america need a vomiting camel right now? that's maybe the eighth weirdest thing that happened on hollywood boulevard today. [ laughter ] hopefully we'll be able to work that into the halftime show. most colleges right now are about to go on winter break. and a lot of students might not come back. the omicron variant is forcing a lot of colleges to go back to online learning. and some of the schools that are only online are moving even more online. the university of phoenix now exists only in the metaverse. [ laughter ] speaking of online learning, pornhub, which is something you guys probably don't know about -- [ laughter ] not something you'd be interested in. pornhub released their annual report of the top pornographic searches in the country. they broke it down by state and the results are very interesting. in arkansas, for instance, the number one most searched porn word was "

i don't even know what that means. [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: cheugy guys, i heard that dozens of camelsjust banned from a a beauty contest in saudi arabia because they received botox injections. [ laughter ] not only that, one camel was accused of getting a hump implant. [ laughter ] the camel beauty official who made the decision said, "you're disqualified and what the hell am i doing with my life? [ laughter ] they may be out of the beauty contest for using botox, but just signed on for the next season of "real camels of saudi arabia." don't miss that. [ laughter and applause it's gonna be good and finally, a boater found $1 million of cocaine floating in the water off the coast of florida. yep. the boater found it by following a manatee that wouldn't shut up about crypto. [ laughter ] so if you didn't find cocaine in the water, did you really go boating in florida we have a great show give it up for the roots come on. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: hey, everybody what a show we have for you tonight! she stars as lucille ball in the new film "being the ricar

jimmy: wow. you're right hey, what is your structured settlement for >> steve: apparently i got drunk at a rockettes christmas show and a camel[ laughter ] hurt pretty bad. >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: hurt pretty bad. >> jimmy: what do you mean, you got drunk? >> steve: well, drunk, meaning like i had six or seven vodkas [ laughter ] >> jimmy: steve higgins, everybody. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ♪ i need a structured settlement ♪ ♪ ♪ jg wentworth ♪ >> jimmy: hey, guys -- oh, my gosh this is exciting, actually get this walmart -- love walmart. walmart is selling a baking kit with everything you need to make a family-sized twinkie. [ cheers ] move over pfizer and moderna we got a new favorite for the nobel prize right here family-size twinkie! [ applause ] seriously, where was this kit when we were all buying sourdough starters i mean, come on. the great thing about twinkies is that you can serve it as a christmas dessert this year. and if you don't finish it, it will be fresh for next year. [ laughter ] and finally, i saw that cardi b is launching her own line of vodka-infused whipped cream. [ audience oohs th