"i know jimmy fallon." immy: i've never ever had a more difficult guest in my life. >> me? >> jimmy: yes. >> what about you? >> jimmy: you are very difficult, my friend. >> it's your show. you can do whatever you want. i get eight minutes at the end. on "conan," i was the first guest. but no! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i am sorry! please, please come back. >> show my clip of the movie! >> jimmy: here's a clip of the great jon lovitz. [ laughter ] ♪ >> nice piece. playing cowboy now with those indians? >> you've kept me waiting. >> why did you get the shooter? >> you didn't tell me about your disbarment. not to mention your [ bleep ] bankruptcy. not to mention the [ bleep ] mobbed up connections in st. martin. not to mention the [ bleep ] murder of your own [ bleep ] mother. >> i was going to tell you. >> when? 2020? you are a dangerous man, adam. that's why i've got the [ bleep ] gun. >> okay. so go ahead, shoot me. >> get in my house. get in my house. you're a [ bleep ] mess. [ cheers an

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody! how are you? [ cheers and applause ] i missed you, new york. i missed you guys. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." --yesterday was a holiday. a lot of people had off from work. teachers, postal workers, the patriots. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] speaking of football, i'm not sure what to make of this, the nfl is selling tickets to stand outside the cowboys stadium for the super bowl. [ laughter ] that's got to be awkward for scalpers. it's like -- "hey, you selling tickets?" "yeah." [ light laughter ] "where are the seats?" "here." [ laughter ] some tv news here, you guys, i read that the austrian version of "dancing with the stars" will feature two men dancing together. [ audience ohs ] [ scattered applause ] that's right, a gay version of "dancing with the stars." i thought we were watching the gay version of "d

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: whoa. that's what i'm talking about. hey, everybody. welcome. what a great crowd. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. fun show tonight. we have a great show tonight. some big news -- it's kind of a cool story. steve buckley, a sportswriter for "the boston herald" revealed in his column today that he is gay. [ cheers and applause ] of course, this is classier than the other option, doing an hour-long special on espn to announce he's switching teams. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] he didn't do that. he could have done that. hey, listen to this. an escaped prisoner in alaska was on the run for six hours yesterday before he was finally caught near sarah palin's hometown of wasilla. [ laughter ] yeah, 'cause when i think of safe places to run, i think, "the woods near sarah palin's house." that's perfect. [ light laughter ]

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. how are you doing? welcome to the show. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." happy wednesday. thank you very much. this is a great crowd. welcome, welcome everybody. happy wednesday. this is pretty cool, you guys, president obama said today he'll go to the super bowl if the chicago bears are playing in it. meanwhile, sarah palin said she'd go to the super bowl if actual bears were playing in it. [ laughter ] [ applause ] check this out. a new survey ranked new york as one of the rudest cities in the united states. [ audience boos ] that is so not true. for instance, this morning, i slipped on some ice and a complete stranger was like, "are you all right, a-hole?" [ laughter ] "yes. thank you, ma'am." [ laughter ] speaking of new york, the chinese government has a video installation in times square to showcase the work of

behold, the fiesta ring. [ gong sounds ] [ applause ] i'm your sensei, jimmy fallon. [ gong sounds ] [ laughter ] now, please welcome our three audience contestants. come on over, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the "karate pinata" dojo. what is your name? where are you from? >> clemente. i'm from atlantic city, new jersey. >> jimmy: oh, good man. atlantic city, all right. clemente, very good. >> i'm chrissie from toronto, canada. >> jimmy: very good. welcome. all right. >> sho nuff, the sho nuff, the shogun of woodbridge. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sho nuff, sho nuff, sho nuff, the shogun of woodbridge, i see. and you're holding a head or something there. awesome. [ laughter ] hey, here is how the game works. to your left, you'll see four

you guys will be taking home these official "late night with jimmy fallon" black belts. [ cheers andlause ] thank you very much, dwar. [ gong sounds ] thank you to everyone for playing "karate pinata." stick around. we'll be right back with steven tyler! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ female announcer ] here comes oatmeal at mcdonald's. made with 100% natural whole-grain oats and loaded with real fruit. crisp, fresh red and green apples, sweet cranberries and golden raisins.

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very, very much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. hey. did you guys see this? over the weekend, like, 50 more birds came crashing to the ground in pennsylvania. yeah, the eagles just didn't bring their a-game. i guess it -- [ boos ] >> audience member: oh, no, you did not! [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: there were a lot of big nfl playoff games this weekend. the baltimore ravens destroyed the kansas city chiefs yesterday, 30 to 7. that's so raven. [ laughter ] i knew you'd like that one. i knew you'd like that one. check this out. a writer is suing mtv for stealing his idea for "jersey shore." [ light laughter ] in fact, he just hired jersey's best lawyer, "the representation." [ laughter ] [ light applause ] come on. no. [ applause ] speaking of "jersey shore," snooki was signing copies of her novel tonight at a bo

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. that's a crowd right there. hey, welcome to "late night" -- welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," you guys. how are you guys feeling? are you feeling good this friday? [ cheers and applause ] big rumor going around. this is big. it's rumored that ryan seacrest might be proposing to his girlfriend, julianne hough, after he was spotted buying a ring this week, yeah. however, those rumors came to a stop today when he was spotted wearing the ring. [ laughter ] no, it's true, ryan seacrest really bought an engagement ring this week. can you imagine ryan seacrest proposing? he's like, "honey, there's something i've wanted to ask you for awhile now. i'm gonna ask you right -- after the break. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i just read this. facebook founder mark zuckerberg is apparently renting a new five-bedroom house. it's a nice ho

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody! welcome to "late night!" [ cheers and applause ] welcome on "late night with jimmy fallon," you guys. oh, that's what i'm talking about. ugh! you guys, new york city is bracing for another blizzard tonight. we might all be snowed in, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] kind of exciting. it's like today, i saw people shopping for groceries, buying up batteries, preparing to stay inside, and that was just a sanitation worker. [ laughter ] this is big, you guys. "spider-man" just became the best-selling musical on broadway. [ cheers and applause ] which explains why today, the producers of "the lion king" dropped simba from a five-story building. it was just -- [ laughter ] didn't see it coming, but it was -- [ lion king chant ] [ light laughter ] it was like -- [ lion king chant, fading ] [ light laughter ] everyone

welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." happy thursday., last night was president -- last night was president obama's state dinner for chinese president hu jintao and he served lobster for all his guests. which meant for once, biden wasn't the only one wearing a bib. so it was very -- he enjoyed it. [ light laughter ] "yours has a lobster on it. [ laughter ] mine has a choo-choo train." [ laughter ] i just saw this. senator bernie sanders' famous eight-hour speech against the bush tax cuts will soon be released as a book. if you go to barnes & noble, it's located in the section marked -- [ loud snore ] [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] you guys hear this? the new chairman of the rnc, reince priebus, is promising to reinvent the republican party. reince priebus? [ light laughter ] sounds like something you catch from the "jersey shore" hot tub. that doesn't like a -- [ laughter ] "i got a little reince priebus. can't get rid of it." [ laughter ] >> steve: penicillin won't work. >> jimmy: reince priebus? looks like one of those name scramb

and i'm like, "oh, you know -- you know, it's a surf comedy i'm doing with jimmy fallon, you know." >mime." i don't know if you've ever been there. >> jimmy: i've heard of this. it's a -- >> yeah, it's place where you -- i'd never been there before but it was great to go and -- >> jimmy: what is -- what -- it's a -- >> yeah, it's for kids, where you go to make -- >> jimmy: pottery. >> yeah, you make pottery and stuff, so immediately, elle kind of b-lines to the other room, where i guess she picks her pottery and i was kind of -- they were looking at me like i was crazy with this hair and -- so i was like, "elle, wait up!" you know, "show me the ropes a little bit." and then, she's like, "oh, stephen, this is where we pick our thing." and then, you know, i said "well, let's make something for sofia, you know? this is a start-up present, as our characters." so she picked this really eloquent soap dish and was skating -- making an ice skate, 'cause she plays a ice skater in the movie. she does a beautiful job at ice skating. and i didn't know what to pick, so i'm looking around and in th

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, man, that's it right there! that's a crowd! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. i hope you had a great friday. hey, this is pretty cool, you guys. a 30-second trailer for justin bieber's new movie is going to air right after the super bowl. incidentally, the super bowl is also the name of justin bieber's haircut. [ laughter ] "give me the super bowl." [ applause ] everyone in new york is pumped up for the big ole jets-steelers game on sunday! [ cheers and applause ] right? fans are like, "are you ready for some football?" and rex ryan is like, "are you ready for some foot -- [ laughter ] -- ball?" [ applause ] hey, i read about a new iphone app that helps you walk and read your cell phone at the same time. [ laughter ] most excited about that? this person. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "no!" [ applause ] >> steve: make a wish. >

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very, very much. welcome, everybody, to "late night with jimmy fallon." this is a hot crowd. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, you guys. you guys, i co-hosted the fourth hour of the "today" show this morning, with hoda kotb, so that should explain the hangover. [ light laughter ] i just wanna let you guys know right off the -- this is interesting, you guys. after surprise visits to afghanistan and pakistan, vice president biden made his third surprise visit of the week to iraq, yesterday. is it just me or does everyone else feel like he's just lost in that area? [ laughter ] "surprise. iraq, hey, guys." [ light laughter ] you guys see this? a video was posted online this week of a rat crawling all over a guy who fell asleep on the subway. [ audience groans ] yeah, the video was shot by a guy who didn't help a dude who had a rat crawli

jimmy fallon, rock the house! okay, bye. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you! "genius of live." visit latenightwithjimmyfallon.com for an exclusive bonus performance. my thanks to jennifer connelly, jerry o'connell -- [ cheers and applause ] tom tom club, right here! come on, once again! [ cheers and applause ] and the greatest band in late night, the roots, right over there! stay tuned for "carson daly." thanks for watching. have a good night. hope to see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> steve: jimmy fallon, what he do? jackee." >> jimmy: yeah, how did that work out for you? not well. not well. but that was fun. >> it was. good times. the goose was loose. >> jimmy: "the goose was loose." yeah, grey goose. you know, you do a cool thing, you're a cheerleading coach? >> yes, i am. i am. >> jimmy: i like this. here's you and your team here. >> yeah, my girls. [ applause ] that is actually my last year's team. >> jimmy: it is? but you have a new team and this year, you're going to -- some big deal in vegas? >> yeah, yeah, a cheerleading competition. it's like the nationals, and you know, it"s "bring it on." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. it is. >> it is pretty -- >> jimmy: are you a tough coach? >> i think i'm like, somewhere in the middle. i can be hard on them, but i still get hugs. i guess i'm not too hard, but sometimes i get eye rolls, you know? [ laughter ] i get all that. you know? i'm like, "you keep them rolling and keep walking. another lap." >> jimmy: i love that. yeah. were you a cheerleader your

give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> ted: you're watching "late night with jimmy fallonight's guest are jim carrey, dr. oz, and musical guest, iron & wine. back to you, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody, that is the man with the golden voice, ted williams, right there, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> ted: thank you, very kindly. thank you all. thank you. >> jimmy: fantastic. there was a video that -- of you that got put up on youtube -- what was that? two days ago. >> ted: yes, sir. >> jimmy: you were homeless in columbus, ohio and -- and two days later, now you're here in new york city. >> ted: i can't believe it, jimmy. i really can't believe it. >> jimmy: you've had a great 48 hours. i'm so happy to see you here. [ cheers and applause ] we're happy to have you here, buddy. ted will also be introducing some of our guests on this show tonight. it's gonna be a lot of fun. thanks again for being here, pal. >> ted: thank you, jimmy. thank you for having me. i thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have such a fun show tonight. this week

softness worth sharing. >>> we areback with our guest co-host jimmy fallon who's made a career out ofd-to-head in an entertainment trivia competition. you're going down. >> this is going to be serious. >> jeff cagle has always dreamt of being a game show host is now with us to referee. >> i really did. allan ludden. >> look at you. >> this is where you get your start. >> exactly. if this magazine thing doesn't work out, i'll be back. >> come on, babe. we're ready. >> hoda's very serious. during the commercial break she squeezed me and said "don't you win." that was very rude. security guards are here. >> you know the rules -- >> no. >> i'm going to ask you the question, you know the answer, hit the buzzer. all right? if you buzz wrong, the other one gets to answer. ready, we'll start with our favorite, reality television show "the jersey shore." the question is, can you name all the cast members of the new season -- >> you broke it you hit it that hard! you're so competitive you broke the buzzer. >> is he in? >> go! >> ready? vinnie, paulie d., situation, dina -- >> no. >> what do you

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you all. thank you. oh, man oh, man, it's a friday crowd here in new york city. i can feel it. i can feel the energy. how you guys doing? good? [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," you guys. hey, this is getting a lot of attention. yesterday, california congresswoman lynn woolsey referred to the war in afghanistan as a "national embarrassment." then she watched the premiere of "jersey shore" and was like "never mind. [ laughter ] we're all good, we're all good." speaking of "jersey shore," in an interview with "extra," snooki said that she could do "jersey shore" until she's 50. [ laughter ] wait, snooki isn't 50? [ laughter ] check this out, a new study found that humans started wearing clothes about 170 thousand years ago. in fact, the first sentence ever spoken was, "me look fat in this?" [ laughter ] "no

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. welcome to the show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very, very much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." this -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. this is our first show of 2011! [ cheers and applause ] that's right. we were off all last week, just like the people who plow new york city. [ laughter ] actually, i made some new year's resolutions myself. i'm going to eat healthier, i'm going to volunteer more, and i'm not going to fist-pump. [ laughter ] not going to do it. [ cheers and applause ] n0t going to do it. i'm not going to do it. i read that a -- not going to do it. i read that a man in wisconsin -- ♪ -- man in wisconsin. ♪ was arrested for -- ♪ a man in wisconsin was arrested -- ♪ ah, screw it! [ cheers and applause ] that's it. two out of three is not bad. two out of three is not bad. i had to go on. sorry.

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes! thank you! that's what i'm talking about. new york city crowd. yeah! thank you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. some very exciting political news here. congress was broadcast live on facebook today for the first time in history. that's right. now you can waste time and not get work done by watching congress waste time and not get work done. [ laughter ] it's like an m.c. escher drawing. [ laughter ] [ applause ] it's very interesting. that's right, new house speaker john boehner broadcast his swearing in ceremony live on facebook today. not to be outdone, joe biden went on facebook and took a quiz to see which "jersey shore" character he is. [ laughter ] "hey, i'm more of a snooki. i thought i was like a pauly d." [ laughter ] speaking of facebook, this is a pretty crazy story. a woman in indiana stabbed her boyfriend because he wouldn't let her look at his facebook page. [ light laughter ] the guy's relation

welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. are you guys excited for christmas? cheers and applause ] listen to this. the postal service says that the number of letters to santa has dropped this year because of e-mail, twitter, and facebook. and because george bush was busy writing "decision points." [ laughter ] speaking of bush, did you hear about this? a man in texas lost control of his car last night and ran it onto george w. bush's front lawn. [ light laughter ] it could have been worse. he could have lost control of the whole economy and run it into the ground. [ laughter ] it wasn't that bad. [ cheers and applause ] here's some big news. the white house announced that chinese president hu jintao is visiting d.c. higgins, hu's in town. [ laughter ] >> steve: i don't know. who's in town? >> jimmy: i just told you -- the chinese president. [ laughter ] >> steve: what's his name? >> jimmy: hu. [ laughter ] >> steve: the chinese president. what's his name? >> jimmy: who? [ laughter ] >> steve: i don't know! that's what i'm asking you! who's in town? >> jimmy: t

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." what a great crowd. man, there was -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you very, very much. >> man in audience: we love you! >> jimmy: you're a good man. there was another snowstorm last night, but new york city's public schools still stayed open today. [ scattered applause ] it was cute, though. during lunch, all the kids played that fun winter game, find the guy who decided not to close the school and beat the crap out of him. [ laughter ] and that's always fun for the kids. yeah, the snow situation was pretty serious. in fact, the weather channel was reporting totals of 10 to 12 viewers. [ laughter ] and get this, florida is currently the only state in the u.s. without any snow on the ground. that's true. but just to be safe, they're going to keep driving like there is.

and we searched like, "jimmy fallon found this for me," like nothing -- >> jimmy: why would that be on it was, i look at them all the time. they always change. but i have one for you, a new one. >> amazing. >> jimmy: it's a new one, i don't know if you've seen this one. here's some tips. show of hands, who's going to go streaking tonight after the show? anyone? [ cheers and applause ] so if you're going to go streaking, rule number one, if you're gotta be naked, two, you got everybody to video tape you, three, you should look out for plexiglas walls. >> going streaking -- [ laughter ] >> he got back up. he got back up. he deserves a medal. he got back up. >> jimmy: that is just so ridiculous, right? >> that's amazing. now i'm going to go home and like naked people and glass and horrible things will come up. >> jimmy: yeah, don't do that. hey look at this, congratulations, you got engaged. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you got engaged. look at that. woo woo. >> yes, we were set up by our good friend, justin long. >> jimmy: he's already taken credit for it. >> hilarious

kate's other big moments, a role in jimmy fallon's opening spoof. >> i'm a great dancer. >> we have wayoo many people. >> a part time job as a special correspondent for "e.t." >> i love him. >> my secret talent that no one knows about is. >> i can juggle. >> i play ping pong. >> when no one is watching me, i eat? >> margarita pizza. >> kim kardashian is number five, talking about her perfect 10 on "nightline." >> no butt implants. >> no butt implants, no injections. no anything to my butt. >> this year, kim made an estimated $6 million. she also started rumors flirting with justin bieber and stepping out with halle berry's ex, gabriel aubry. >> then bra and angelina. together, their films grossed more than 623 million worldwide. number one pour this couple, their kids. >> tiger and elin, number three, the sex addicted serial cheating golfer broke his silence as the entire world watched. >> i was unfaithful. i had affairs. i cheated. >> number two, oprah. >> you get a car. you get a car! everybody gets a car! >> this is her show's final season. she's making it count. scoring big intervie

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what you want to hear! you guys are the best! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. you guys, we have dj pauly d from "jersey shore" on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] dj pauly d is on the show. looks like i picked the wrong week to quit fist pumping. [ laughter ] yeah, i -- no, i can't. first step is admitting that i have a problem. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] i have a problem, a problem, a problem, a problem, a problem, a problem. i have a problem. [ rhythmic clapping ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] i've got -- -- psyched that he's here. hey, you guys, check this out. on "entertainment tonight," i saw this -- hugh hefner's 24-year-old fiancee, crystal harris, says that she doesn't notice their 60-year age difference. [ laughter ] and if anything, she has to "keep up with him." [ laughter ] and then, it was so weird,

he was on jimmy fallon cracking everybody up. >> what did he say about matt lauer? >> that it brings out the girl in him, matt lauer is so good looking. >>> this comes to us from wluv tv 6 in marquette, michigan. one high school student's determination has made his an inspiration. cody has been wheelchair bound since he was 5, but his disability doesn't stand in his way from playing high school football. he underwent strength training for a year and not only an asset to the team but an inspiration to his community. now inspiring the nation, he is the only player from michigan's upper peninsula nominated for a national athletic award. good for him. >>> i'm veronica de la cruz and this is "early today," just your first stop of the day today on your nbc station. >>> in japan, the current hero of an ancient sport performed a secret tradition. thousands gathered to see the grand champion perform new year's rights at a tokyo shrine. the 24 -pound wrestler is only the 6th champion of a sport historians dated back 2000 years. the honor of performing the rights is all the mo

welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. i am so excited. we have the one and only bruce springsteen on the show! [ cheers and applause ] >> audience: bruce! >> jimmy: bruce! people all around the plaza were yelling that today, "bruce!" [ light laughter ] there's one person in front of the christmas tree going "spruce!" [ laughter ] just to get in the mood. it's very exciting. it's been so fun. i've been rehearsing with bruce all day. we got a lot of special things planned for you guys tonight. it's going to be a really great show. i'm so excited. i'm beside myself. but first, let's get to the news. let's tell some jokes here, you guys. today was the groundbreaking ceremony of the george w. bush presidential library in dallas. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] are you saying "bruce"? [ laughter ] that's right, the library groundbreaking was today. it's easy to get into the building, but then you spend ten years trying to find an exit strategy. [ laughter ] it's very interesting. [ cheers and applause ] interesting building. this is nice. d

tomorrow not to be upstaged jimmy fallon will co-host with me. see you tomorrow. me. have a couple weeks? [ female announcer ] but with yoplait light's two week tune up, you could be ready. you could lose 5 pounds in 2 weeks when you replace breakfast and lunch with a fruit, grain, and yoplait light. betsy bets. you haven't changed a bit.

. >> oh, and i'm going to jimmy fallon tonight. >> you are? >> yeah. jimmy fallon.ing to jimmy fallon and jay leno, from what i understand. i don't know. >> speaking of jay len know, i understand do you a jay leno impression. >> no it is a poor impression. alcoen put me up to this one. but, oh, god, i don't even know what line. it is a little thing, a little quirkiness about jay len know, you know the way he talks. and here is a guest -- you know that kind of thing, but my favorite one, al got a kick out of was richard nixon. >> do you nixon? >> my fellow americans, let me make one thing perfectly clear and he would -- >> we have got tweets to a loft people -- do you know that you look like president obama? >> yeah, some people have actually -- you know, took my picture for that reason alone and i didn't want to disgrace a president, commander in chief by saying, here is obama holding a homeless sign or whatever. >> so you -- >> 63 b 10. >> there you are. >> i was in south korea, my overseas assignment, but i have also been at fort bragg and fort jackson, south caro

welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys, christmas is less than a week away. [ cheers and applause ] exciting. everyone's in the -- everyone's in the giving spirit. in fact, just yesterday, i saw the giants hand the football game to the eagles. [ cheers and applause ] it was just -- it was just fantastic. i go -- oh, my god, couldn't believe it -- i was in shock. hey, did anyone see this? last night, on "sarah palin's alaska," palin and her family went whitewater rafting with a guide named mud flap. [ laughter ] it was such an odd name, sarah palin was like, "are you sure you're not one of my kids? [ laughter ] crack, jacket, get away from mud. goretex, get away from mud flap. [ laughter ] get over there -- sorry. what were you saying, mud flap?" listen to this. while visiting a school on friday, president obama said he walks his dog, bo, on the white house lawn, but sometimes he has to scoop up bo's poop. they probably should find someone else to do that . [ laughter ] if there's one thing obama's not good at, it'

. >> donald trump visited jimmy fallon and took a moment to announce his newest contestant. lineup. >> a nice stretch of weather. january 14th on today in the bay >> want to get things started with a look at the forecast. foggy in parts out there. >> foggy in parts, but it's friday. can we all just appreciate that for a moment. good morning to you. it's friday and i have good news if you are waking up in the north bay. other than the dense fog we are dealing with this morning, we are talking about temperatures ending up in the upper 60s. right now we are starting at degrees in san jose and hayward. by 11:00 a.m., temperatures in the 60s. 63 degrees in fairfield and ending up in the upper 60s today. we will talk about why and how long this is going to last, coming up. back to you. >> thanks a lot. >> new this morning, an east bay neighborhood is a crime scene. police are working to piece together the details of an overnight shooting. christie smith has the developing details for us. >> good morning. we spoke with livermore police and they are working with alameda coroner's of

welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody! you can feel the spirit in this crowd. love it. hey, you guys, some big tv news. "sarah palin's alaska" has been such a big hit for tlc, i heard they are trying to get her to do another season. yeah. you know who doesn't want her to have a second season? elk. [ laughter ] they don't want -- that's right, tlc is trying to get sarah palin so shoot a second season of her show. in response sarah palin was like, "stop, you have me at 'shoot.'" [ laughter ] this is pretty interesting, according to a new study, e-mail use among senior citizens has increased 17% last year. or as grandkids put it, "kill me now. [ laughter and applause ] no grandma -- just press send. i know there's no send key. you don't need a send key. it's on the screen. [ laughter ] forget it." [ laughter ] you guys, we have "feliz navidad" singer jose feliciano. [ cheers and applause ] the coolest guy. my favorite. a legend. [ cheers and applause ] i stayed up all night learning the spanish part so i don't look like one of those dudes who faking it. i'm like "

. >> i talked to jimmy fallon last night. >> you admitted to a little bit of a man crush on mr.e'll show you, let's put up the tape. >> this is what happened last night, mommy. the "today" show is a hot show. and matt lauer, he brings the female out in me. that matt lauer. matt lauer is -- matt lauer is hot. yeah. >> me too, me too. >> if you want a job on this show, you're sucking up to the wrong person. >> i don't know why i said -- i do know why. i just felt like, hey, meeting matt lauer would be the greatest thing that could have happened. i knew i had arrived in new york, meeting you guys. >> the greatest thing that could happen is that you get your life on board and you get the help that you need. >> i'll keep you guys abreast of what's going on. i don't know how i'll get in contact with you personally to say, hey, meredith. >> we'll give you our numbers. when this lady speaks to you, you listen. >> i don't disappoint her anymore. >> we wish you all the best. ted williams and julia williams, thank you. now let's get a check of the weather from al. >> oh, what a great story

welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys are a good crowd, i'm excited about you guys.ou guys -- we have "the situation" from "jersey shore" on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i'm very excited. i don't know about you, but i am totally d.t.i.h. down to interview him. [ laughter ] that's right, "the situation" is here. we're gonna talk about the economy. we're gonna talk about wikileaks. we're gonna talk about education reform. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] we're gonna fist pump. ♪ they're about to get into it, yeah. no fist pumping on show the tonight. [ audience aws ] what's that, we can? awesome. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. hey, you guys, this is very interesting. the census announced that over the last ten years, the u.s. population grew by roughly 30 million people. when i heard that, i was like, "por que?" [ laughter ] check this out. i heard that charlie sheen will guest star as a zombie on the next season of amc's show, "the walking dead." yep. he'll roam the streets, terrorize locals, and completely trash a building.

i was sorry to miss you because i wasn't here that day, jimmy fallon was in for me, i was down no floridaet her. she sounds like such a beautiful young woman. your parents have done a great job with you. >> by the way, with justin bieber you were such a pro. was that fun? >> were you dying inside? >> yeah, that was a lot of fun. he was really, really sweet. >> we wish you such luck, hailey. congratulations. >> this is the first of many, many in her career, i believe. bless your heart, sweetie. best of luck to you. >> thank you so much. >> we need to get to best supporting actor and the winners there. john hawks from winner's bone. jeremy renter from the town. >> love him. >> mark rough uffalo who is so . >> they say christian bale won the golden globes for the fighter. i haven't seen that yet. >> i think jeffrey rush is going to win supporting actor. he is so good in "the king's speech." >> you haven't seen "the fighter" yet. >> that's right. >> jeffrey is great in everything he does. this is a situation where you know each man had such a huge impact on oert manthe other man performance.