, jimmy fallon. >> then the curtain opens and you walk out to the monologue mark.it's like, oh, my god. is it going to be good? who knows what it's going to be. >> reporter: jimmy fallon is having way too much fun. >> hi, my name is what? my name is who? my name is.... >> reporter: when he's not singing with justin timber lake... ♪ there's a... > or paul mccartney ♪ there's a way i know where i go for... ♪ >> flowered.... >> wallpaper. >> reporter: he's playing pass wrd with bety white. >> i like being the last thing you see before you go to bed. people watch our show and they fall asleep to me. that's a good feeling like you don't have to worry about anything. you don't have to do any work. i want you to go to bed with a smile on your face and go to sleep. >> lawmakers here in new york have proposed a new program to teach teenagers about the danger of sexting. seriously. how about a program to teach new york lawmakers about the dangers of sexting. mr. weaner? come on. >> reporter: late night with jimmy fallon brought cast from historic studio 6-b in rockefeller ce

. >>> if you only know jimmy fallon from his tv show, you don't know the real jimmy fallon. yes, he may well be the funniest guy in late night tv. he's a veteran of "saturday night live" and an author. he's even got his own ice cream flavor. behind all the laughter is another jimmy fallon. >> piers, you're not going to make me cry, buddy. i saw what you did with oprah. >> the real jimmy fallon. >> properly in love? properly in love, what are you saying? >> jimmy fallon, the prime-time cable exclusive, this is ""piers morgan tonight"." jimmy fallon, your new book is called "thank you notes." we all know them from your show. brilliant, simple idea. >> very quick. you know, when you start a talk show, late night talk show, you always hope for like the top ten list or the headlines, leno has or whatever. we try different things every week. this guy jeremy bron ston came up with the thank you notes. we tried it, wrote sarcastic thank you notes, twitter, facebook blew up. my god, thank you notes did it again. guys, we might have a hit. >> is it like all things in comedy, especiall

>> jimmy: welcome back to the program. >> jimmy fallon! ithout sounding braggy? one of the my best friends. well is that accurate, al? >> well, i guess i would say -- it's not like that. >> jimmy: yeah, which one is you? >> the bottom one. >> jimmy: the bottom one, yeah. >> i'm a bottom. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you friends? you guys are real friends? >> we're really friends. this is not one of those fake hollywood friendships. >> jimmy: that we have. >> yeah, like ours. >> jimmy: completely fake. >> that thing that we have, where i say, "man, i love it, where have you been? i love you. you're great. i love the new stuff." >> jimmy: yeah, then you go -- what? i'm blanking on the name. yeah, yeah, my name is jimmy fallon. >> of course. i remember you. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah yeah. so, you guys are going to a premiere later this evening? >> yeah, later on, weird al is my date later. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, that's pretty fun. how long have you guys -- >> it's fun unless you're a bottom. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no. it can be fun. it

jimmy fallon is going to be a guest on the program. i'm so excited. stephen colbert got his ice cream flavor. tonight with jim by we're going to -- with jimmy we're going town vail my new flavor. it's called awesome heath bar (bleep) all y'all dhip. yeah that's right. [laughter] i don't have ice cream. [laughter] we were off last week because we prefer not to work. [laughter] we decided to come back last week because they wouldn't pay us. [laughter] if we did not. kidding. work of passion this whole -- [laughter] um -- speaking of passion what is the first story hear about when you get back? joan of anchorage is back just in time to kill my post trump sadness disorder. >> sarah palin is raising new speculations about her intentions. >> after stealing the thunder at the annual rolling thunder bike rally she kicked off her one nation bus tour with a stop at the national archives to see the decoration of independence and all the way reporters were chasing behind her with the same question. >> jon: miss palin, why are we following your bus? what is wrong w

i just call you just jimmy fallon. you can't just be jimmy. you're jimmy fallon. >> jimmy: right. >> jimmy: yeah, he's trouble tonight, man. >> is he -- >> jimmy: yeah, he's so touble. yeah he's trouble. uh -- welcome back. you have a lot going down. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i heard you have a story you want to tell me or something? >> my mother says hi to you. >> jimmy: she does. >> yes. >> jimmy: thank you. thank her so much. >> do you remember meeting her? >> jimmy: i think i do. where was -- when was that? >> you were at a premiere and my mom was waiting for me to finish the red carpet, and you went up to her and apparently were like, "oh, my god, it's so good to see you!" and like kissed her on the cheek. and we are having this whole conversation with her. and then you walked away. and were like, "i'll catch you inside." and my -- one of my best friends said, "you know jimmy fallon?" my mom's like, "no. i never met him before in my life." [ laughter ] yeah you really went up to her -- you thought she was somebody else. >> jimmy: what did she look like? [ laughter ] >> brown ha

jimmy fallon. called "thank you notes." please welcome to the program jimmy fallon. [cheers and applause] thank you very much. [cheers and applause] welcome, welcome begun welcome. this is very exciting for me. >> jon: exciting for me. >> my first time on the program. definitely my first time invited i'm a big fan of the show and i'm a fan of what you do. >> jon: let me say this and this is not smoke, i've not seen your show. [laughter] it's on very late at night. >> jon: i really like it. you know what i very much like about it? >> no. >> jon: first of all stevie higgins. >> he is the announcer and producer and worked with jon stewart years -- >> jon: years and years ago. great guy. super funny. quest and the roots. >> they have the best. >> jon: you guys just look like exactly what you should be doing there. you are having fun. it's an intpergs program. if it's all a facade and a lie i'll be very upset. >> it's acting and i can't do it. i can't act that good. i would say this show equally has --

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." how are you guys feeling tonight? feeling good? [ cheers and applause ] well, it's official, turns out it was weiner's weiner. [ laughter ] that's right. at a press conference this afternoon, congressman anthony wiener admitted that he tweeted out that photo of his crotch. during the press conference, congressman wiener was choked up and got a lump in his throat. not as big as the lump in his underwear, but still a very emotional -- [ laughter ] it's been a tough week for him. i mean, he has lost so much support. he had to buy a second pair of underwear to -- [ laughter ] i'm just glad he had the balls to admit his mistake. [ audience ohs ] been a crazy few days. first, wiener admitted that he tweeted out that photo of his crotch and john edwards was indicted for covering up an af

it's hours and hours of fun. [ in unison ] >> thank you, jimmy fallon! ers dat ogan by.di [ dog bark ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to kathie lee gifford, jason earles, mogwai, zakk wylde and the greatest band in late night, the roots, right over there! stay tuned for carson daly,

there was a spokesman for jimmy fallon at the end that says, there's only one slight problem here. ork. >> do i have a spokesman? still i have to say "star" magazine is 95% of the time correct. so you've got to give it up for -- no matter what, i swear those magazines they're all right. they're all correct. that one -- >> can you still laugh even at stuff like that? you find it funny? >> i called her -- we found out it was coming out. i said, honey, we're in a lot of trouble. apparently we're splitting our time between -- do you have a home in l.a. that you're not telling me about? this is really upsetting to me now. she's, like, oh, my gosh. she's a fan of those magazines. my wife loves "us weekly," "star." she reads all of those trashy magazines. oh, why would you read those -- those -- oh, jessica simpson is getting -- what? she's on a diet. it's candy. you don't have to think. you just read and they're the best. they're rags, but they're the best things in the world. i love page 6, i love all of that stuff. i love gossip. >> can we expect any little fallons along the way? >> the

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> jimmy: thank you! ááÑ fallon. you guys are awesome already.>$ i'm very excited. [ cheers and applause ] it's gonna be a good show. it's gonna be big. some big news here in new york city, president obama went to a broadway show tonight, while justin bieber was only a few blocks away from macy's. it was a crazy scene, you had the most powerful man in the world, and then right down the street, president obama. [ laughter ] president obama was in new york today. there was one embarrassing moment when he saw the naked cowboy and was like, "please tell me you're not a democratic congressman." [ laughter ] thank goodness. [ cheers and applause ] because of the president's visit, there was major gridlock, traffic. it was really bad. instead of showing clips from nbc, the tv in my cab played the entire "lord of the rings" trilogy. [ laughter ] did you see thi

my picture down here is clearly sending the subliminal message "stephen colbert thinks jimmy fallon should have an emmy." well, i do not think that. left laughter you know what, jimmy, for the sake of our best friendship, i choose to be flattered that you took something i worked hard to create and used it for your own gain. and since i know you were on "the daily show" last night promoting your new book of thank you notes, i'd like the take this new opportunity to introduce my new segment, stephen colbert's thank you notes. [cheers and applause] thank you, jimmy fallon, for appropriating my face to boost your own emmy chances. i don't know why you'd need to, after all, segments in which audience members lick trombones for $10 scream broadcast exlengths. [laughter] may riding my coattails in your screener bring you an emmy as surely as riding queen latifah's coattails in taxi brought you an oscar. love, stephen, your best friend until september 3rd. after that citgo time, mother [bleeped]. we'll be right back. >> stephen:, everybody. thank you very much. folks, my guest tonight speaks out a

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, man! that's the type of energy you want! that was the best in the world. makes you feel so good! you, at home, too, welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." so happy to be guys today. it's going to be a fun one. i can feel it. i can feel it. it's a special episode. you guys, get this. president obama was just ranked 108th in the new list from golf digest of the top 150 golfers in the political world. [ light laughter ] but i hear he's improving. last week in pakistan he shot two holes in one. [ laughter and applause ] i heard that. i heard that. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. i heard that. yeah. >> steve: he marked it with a tiny pencil. >> jimmy: did you hear about this? cbs was in patiently in talks with hugh grant replacing charlie sheen on "two and a half men." it would be a lot different. i mean, charlie sheen -- charlie sheen loves

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about -- a great new york city crowd, welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," you guys. welcome, welcome, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] i am so excited. i am so excited, you guys. it's the first day of summer. that's right. this is the day with the most sunlight of the entire year. [ cheers ] or as i like to tell plants, eat up, you fat slobs! [ laughter ] some big economic news. yesterday, president obama urged more foreign countries to start investing in the u.s. economy. it was nice. mexico's president was like, "the people of mexico are with you. [ laughter ] literally, they're already there with you." this was scary. yesterday, a delta airlines flight made an emergency landing at a wildlife refuge in hawaii. when the lions saw the passengers, they were like, "can you believe this? delta is actually serving fo

oc and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right! welcome, everybody, to "late night with jimmy fallon!" [ cheers and applause ] i love this crowd. a great new york city crowd. fantastic. we're going have a great show tonight. but, first some political news. now that anthony weiner has stepped down, the state will find his replacement by holding a special election. weiner was pretty excited. they were like, "no, a special election. [ laughter ] election, with an 'l.' put your phone away. it's an election." [ laughter ] did you see this in an interview on "good morning america?" president obama says he's confident that anthony weiner will bounce back from his scandal. great, just what we needed -- a bouncing weiner. that's the last thing we need. [ laughter ] this is good. i just read that more companies are bringing back jobs to the u.s. that have been outsourced to other countries

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-unersal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. welcome to "late night." welcome to "late night," everybody. i'm jimmy fallon. i'm your host for this evening. [ cheers ] it's going to be a great show tonight. hey, you guys, listen -- listen to this. arnold schwarzenegger and maria shriver have put their former mansion on the market for $23.5 million. yeah. and it's not -- it's not that clean though because they had a maid, but she was always busy doing other stuff. [ laughter ] she couldn't be bothered cleaning it. i don't know what -- did you hear this though? arnold schwarzenegger is planning to make his hollywood comeback by voicing a children's cartoon. [ laughter ] yeah. arnold was like, i love making kids shows. i love making kids movies. i love making kids. [ laughter ] serious. it's fun. this is cool. today president obama said that hilary clinton is approaching 1 mill

fallon. jimmymy: my partner is kendra from center point, indiana. kendra, we are -- [ applause ] >> steve: we're going to play "password"! [ applause ] ♪ >> steve: i'm your host, steve higgins. the rules of the game are very simple. i will give each of you a password, and each will give a one word clue. that's one word only. what's that? anything? two words. no. one word. [ light laughter ] to get your partners to guess. the scoring --. the scoring starts at six. we will take away a point each time the clue passes. you have five seconds to guess each clue. and remember, no part of the form or anything of the word can be used. this isn't charades, jimmy, so no cheating. if a clue is illegal, as determined by our judges, you will hear this. [ buzzer ] and you will forfeit the turn. the team with the most after six wins. any questions? >> no, but i just have to say i've heard that speech before and i married the man in the middle. [ laughter ] >> steve: well. >> we would have been married 48 years tod

it's the end of video game week here on "late night with jimmy fallon."ica of nintendo of america! [ cheers and applause ] what is video game week without nintendo stuff? what'd you bring us this time? >> we have all kinds of great stuff for you. first, we are going to start with a little nintendo 3ds. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> this is "kid icarus uprising." kid icarus, 20 years old. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> so, the first thing we're going to show is a little ar camera. just a camera. >> jimmy: just a camera. right there, see you can see -- >> these are cards. as soon as the camera hits the cards, you get these fantastic characters that just pop up. >> jimmy: this is just bizarre! >> and what's really cool about this game, right. it's a great one player game, a great three player game, three on three. and then you have these cards that battle. >> jimmy: they'll fight each other? >> so they'll fight each other. >> jimmy: do i have to get in there more? [ laughter ] yeah. get 'em! get 'em! so, i can go to the play ground and just start throwin' --

great. >> this is -- this is the second time i've been pregnant on your show, jimmy fallon. >> jimmy:> jimmy: number three baby. >> baby numero tres. >> jimmy: i mean, how cute. that's awesome. and close -- you're coming close, right? >> jimmy: around the bend. i saw you on "saturday night live" last week. you and tina both have -- >> geez. >> jimmy: -- the baby bump. >> that is aerodynamic. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: that is aerodynamic. that thing looks fake, y'all. that looks like i put a basketball over my baby. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now, do you know -- do you know what it is, boy, girl, do you care, do you know secretly? do you want no one to know? >> i -- i want the world to know but for now i'm just going to go with me. i just believe in me. >> jimmy: a little me time. >> i do know what it is. >> jimmy: you do. >> i do. the doctor said that it is going to be a human. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! [ applause ] everyone is talking about this. it's on every blog. ♪ >> i was nervous. >> jimmy: how are your other kids reacting to the news of the new baby? >> great. they're pretty cute. well, pe

[ laughter ] >> you'll never catch elmo on "jimmy fallon" anymore. > okay, go ahead and talk. >> jimmy: now, you have this -- you've been on road trips. it's fun and you have a problem going to the bathroom when you go and -- elmo, look at me. >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're being -- elmo, you're being bratty. elmo, you're being -- [ laughter ] elmo, you're being a brat. you're being a little bit of a brat now. are you sorry? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: aw. [ audience aws ] >> yeah, jimmy, go ahead, go ahead. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, look, you guys. elmo has a gift. everyone is gonna go home with his great new dvd! [ cheers and applause ] that's right. he's the best. we love you so much, elmo! my thanks to elmo and to everyone and to everyone at "sesame workshop," the non-profit behind "sesame street." jennifer hudson performs next, everybody! elmo! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ the stronger the rapids, the more we loved it. took some wild risks when i was young. but i was still taking a risk with my cholesterol. anyone with high cholester

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a big new york city crowd. that's the best crowd in the world. welcome to "late night" with me, jimmy fallon, everybody. welcome. you guys feeling good? i love you. [ cheers and applause ] did you guys see this? in this week's republican debate, michele bachmann said that when it comes to balancing policy, the republican party needs to be a 3-legged stool. [ laughter ] which explains the new gop chairman, anthony weiner. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you get it? >> higgins: oh, boy. >> jimmy: speaking of anthony weiner, his wife returned home today and their relationship might be on the rocks. [ laughter ] you can tell he's bummed. today he tweeted a photo of himself at half-mast. [ laughter ] [ singing taps ] ♪ this is surprising, you guys. a new survey found 87% of high school seniors are less than proficient in u.s. history. no

i'm your host, jimmy fallon. [ laughter ] and with me tonight is cameron diaz. >> [ miles as cameron mmy: cameron, dear, what is your favorite food? >> well, i have to say i love beans. [ laughter ] but sometimes they make me toot. [ laughter ] unless i concentrate real hard, like this. [ fart ] >> jimmy: that's crazy. oh, my god, i'm going to sneeze. i'm going to sneeze. hold on -- [ farts ] false alarm. [ laughter ] >> oh, my, did you just have some beans? >> no. it's sad. i didn't, i'm allergic. but, i have a present for you. it's in my pocket. [ laughter ] in my pocket. let me stand up. i'll get it for you. it's in my pocket. >> i can't wait to see -- >> jimmy: other pocket, other pocket. >> -- what it is. >> jimmy: there it is. it's a roll of dimes. oh, wait. that's not a roll of dimes. [ laughter ] i'm sorry. i'd best be sitting down. >> you know, i am so thirsty, that i really want to take a sip out of this mug. here i go! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that looks delicious. oh my gosh. you know what would go good with that water? i've got it in my pocket. it's right here. hold on. [ l

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody! what's going down? [ cheers and applause ] what a great crowd. thank you, guys. welcome. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." happy cinco de mayo, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] earlier tonight i drank eight coronas, six margaritas and four tequila shots. [ cheers and applause ] then someone told me it was cinco de mayo. i was like, "cool." [ laughter ] that's right. it's cinco de mayo, everybody. i celebrate it the way i do every year, by pressing "espanol" on the atm machine. [ laughter ] see if i can make it through, like, "uno, uno, tres, tres." listen to this. senate majority leader harry reid dislocated his shoulder. yeah, after his hand slipped on a parked car he was leaning on. [ light laughter ] so watch out, al qaeda. [ laughter ] what a lame story that is. everyone is still talking about osama bin laden. hil

rainbow connection the lovers, the dreamers and me ♪ ♪ all the lovers the dreamers ♪ >> thank you, jimmy fallon jimmy: paul williams, everybody! the roots! we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] host: could switching to geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? host: does it take two to tango? ♪ ♪ anncr: geico. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. is the next featured $5 footlong of the month. tender chicken, melty cheese, red onions and rich, smoky chipotle southwest sauce. it joins our many $5 footlongs™ in june only! subway. eat fresh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to larry the cable guy, evan wells and chris balestra, and paul williams. [ cheers and applause ] and the greatest band in "late night," the roots, everybody. stay tuned for carson daly. thanks for watching. have a good night. hope to see you tomorrow! [ cheers and applause ]

about that boyfriend she went to itunes tonight ♪ ♪ and she make it right on "late night with jimmy fallonhere. good to see you again. hey, guys, thanks for being here. whew. how you doing, buddy? good? stand up. stand up. how you doing, buddy? >> good. >> jimmy: nice to see you. what is your name? >> tim. >> jimmy: tim. very good. tim, and you are -- miss -- i'm kidding. [ laughter ] tim, as you may have heard, i know you're upset already. oprah's last show is tomorrow. do you have any personal favorite moments, "oprah" memories? >> ah -- no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you just blocked them all out. that's how deep it hurt you. the first cut's the deepest. >> jimmy: you have no oprah memories at all? >> not personally, no. >> jimmy: no, no, no. do you remember anything at all that struck you as something you'll never forget? >> her advice about losing weight. >> jimmy: hey. you remember a little weight loss? weight loss tips. do you remember any weight loss tips specifically? >> exercise more. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she's a genius. she's good. exercise more and eat less. yeah, yeah, yeah. i d

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! hello! that's what i'm talking about. that's a great crowd. welcome. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. well, you guys, weiner-gate is still going on. [ scattered cheers ] i still find it hard to believe that a crotch photo was tweeted out by a guy named anthony weiner. [ laughter ] if you think that's bad, you should see the picture sent by his aide, gary butthole. [ laughter ] he's not admitting to anything yet. >> steve: but-thole >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: it's but-thole. [ laughter ] you read that wrong. >> jimmy: i got a pizza delivery for gary butthole. >> steve: it's but-thole! >> jimmy: i'm sorry. great butthole. they spelled it wrong, sorry. [ laughter ] but-thole. i'm looking for harry pairatestes. is he a greek -- [ laughter ] >> steve: oh. now get out of here! >> jimmy: harry. >> steve: no, his first

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." that's a crowd right there. that's a great crowd. all right, a new york city crowd -- welcome, you guys. well, huge news -- it looks like congress just lost its weiner. [ laughter ] that's right. after two weeks of scandal, anthony weiner announced today that he is resigning from congress. that's right, one second he's in, the next he's out, typical weiner -- [ laughter ] typical weiner. [ laughter ] anthony weiner announced that he was stepping down at a press conference this afternoon. it wasn't good. in fact, the worst part was when he started to call on reporters without using his hands. that was -- he was like, "yes, what were you saying? [ laughter ] 'washington post,' back there, yes?" hey, congratulations to the boston bruins who won the stanley cup last night! [ cheers and applause ] it

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about! [ cheers and applause ] a new york city crowd. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," you guys. show of hands. who's just here just for the air conditioning? [ cheers and applause ] man, this heat wave has been terrible. today, the temperature was 100 degrees here in new york. it was so hot, anthony weiner took off his pants just to stay cool. [ laughter ] no other reason. [ cheers and applause ] he took a picture while he was at it. he figured why not? i don't know. speaking of weiner -- [ laughter ] there are reports that anthony weiner's wife is pregnant. i can't keep up. first we hear about a big weiner, now we hear about a little weiner. it's like -- [ laughter ] the weiners are here. [ cheers and applause ] hey. young weiner. you look just like your dad. listen to this. i heard that prince william and k

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody! oh, it's going to be a great night. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. hope you're feeling great. we're going to have fun tonight. [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be good. it's going to be a fun night. hey, guys, listen to this. one of sarah palin's supporters is about to release a documentary about her called "the undefeated." really? "the undefeated?" [ laughter ] that's like a documentary about arnold schwarzenegger called "the faithful." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's right. someone made a two-hour documentary about sarah palin's political life. in case you're interested in watching a movie that's longer than palin's actual political life. speaking of the palins, in a new interview, bristol palin says she doesn't plan on having more kids any time soon. but then she added, "but that neve

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! that's what's i'm talking about. great new york city crowd right there! [ cheers and applause ] hey, guys. i'm so excited. welcome. welcome, everybody, to "late night with jimmy fallon." happy wednesday. well, you guys -- more big weiner news. [ laughter ] there's now growing pressure for -- [ laughter ] i just caught that now. >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: there's now growing pressure for congressman anthony weiner to resign. [ audience aws ] yeah. weiner is like "look, i'm not leaving, but i am packing." [ laughter ] so -- [ cheers and applause ] yeah. democrats in congress seem to be distancing themselves from the anthony weiner scandal. just to be safe, everybody's staying a good six to eight inches away at all times. [ laughter ] listen to this, a new study found that being bored can be good for your brain. which explains that new campai

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good. hey. welcome to "late night" -- welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. oh, man, what a great crowd already. yeah, i can feel it's going to be a good show, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] hey, guys, i just read that secretary of state hillary clinton is threatening to cut off military aid to pakistan. or as one guy put it -- [ imitating bill clinton ] "that's not the first time she's threatened to cut something off. [ laughter and applause ] and she'll do it. she will do it." darryl. some tech news -- there are reports that twitter will start putting ads in user's timelines. that's going to be weird. right? it's going to be like, "i'm so sad. last night, my grandma passed away quietly in her sleep. do the dew!" [ laughter ] check this out, a european aircraft company is building a high speed jet that can go from new

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about right there! welcome to "late night" with jimmy fallon. you guys, thank you for being here tonight. congratulations to the dallas mavericks. they're the champs. congratulations to those guys. [ cheers and applause ] what a game. man, what a game between the mavs and the heat last night. i actually missed most of it, but then again, so did lebron, so -- [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] on the bright side, it looks like lebron finally made cleveland fans happy so, that's -- that's good. [ cheers and applause ] took him long enough. you guys, it's been a week and the media continues to beat on weiner. [ laughter and applause ] this weekend, anthony weiner announced that he's taking a leave of absence but that he's leaving the door open. uh -- no word on what he's using for door stops. but he's -- apparently anthony wein

last night on late night with jimmy fallon, jimmy talked about the possible repercussions if the nflrent labor disputes zblonts reports if the lockout continues the nfl may shortened its season to eight games. or as the detroit lions will put it, we only lost eight games this year. i love detroit. get this, you guys, there's talk about snoop dogg launching a new talent show similar to american idol. with his twist. if i want to watch a stoned version i watched the old version of american idol with paula. >> it was awesome. >>> the new dangers of sexting. how about a program teaching adults about sexting. >>> that's weeknights at 12:35/11:35 central time on your local nbc station. >>> one starlet has apparently scored hollywood's hottest new bachelor and it definitely has its perks. us weekly reports after european jaunt, leonardo did cap rio and blake lively took in a late-night tour of disneyland. one so-called leonardo source said, i have never seen him like this with a good. >>> sienna miller has settled with news of the world for over $160,000. miller accepted damages. her legal

now this one is jimmy fallon has made. >> really? he had pitched a pizza ice cream. thank goodness they passed on that. >> i would have taken that. how are you i'm joining in here. >> you want to dig in on some of this. >> jimmy fallon. >> what is is it? >> this has got chocolate covered potato chips in it. >> just lost jenna. >> and a little bit of carmel so it has a great crunch. >> i'm going for are it. >> go for it. >> they tell me i never do anything. >> it would be a good one to do. >> jimmy, i love your show. i don't know. >> not such -- well, it's better than pizza would have been mixed in there. >> it's really good. >> do you like it? >> then again, i haven't had real ice cream in about nine years. you could have served me just about anything. >> we brought out the real expert. we'll take a break. [train whistle blowing] we're here because we wanted to come as much as they did. (girl) it's really hogwarts! because i can fly with harry! because i love seeing him like this! (screaming) ahhhhh! (narrator) from unforgettable adv