here, "late night with jimmy fallon?" ee where you're going with that one, too. >> jimmy: what? >> come on, here. here. here and now. now and later. later gator. gatorade. kool-aid. cool whip. whip my hair. bring it back to willow smith. will smith. "the fresh prince of bel air" supply. supply closet. "trapped in the closet." bring it back to r. kelly. kelly kapowski from "saved by the bell." belle and sebastian. sebastian the crab. "under the sea." cee lo. hi-c ecto cooler. bring it back to slimer from "ghostbusters." ghost hunters. "house hunters international." "national treasure 2: book of secrets." "secret world of alex mack." bring you back to "clarissa explains it all." "all that." "that 70s show." "showtime at the apollo." apolo ohno. apolo oh-yes. "yes, dear," the sitcom that used to be on cbs, the home of david letterman. letterman to leno, leno to conan, conan to fallon. "late night with jimmy fallon." how do you like me now? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was pretty good. you're all right. right. right.

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> jimmy: wow. thank you very much! that's what i'm talking about. that is a great new york city crowd right there, everybody! that's it! [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. first off, thanks to our great audience for making it to the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i'm so glad you're here because last night's audience was the worst. [ laughter ] i don't know if you guys caught the show last night, but because of the hurricane, we had to do the show to a bunch of empty seats. or as clint eastwood calls that, "a full house." [ laughter and applause ] "200 -- 250 obamas." i'm telling you, after last night's show, i realized how much i missed the sound of laughter and applause. i haven't heard that much silence since kim kardashian was asked to say something off camera. [ laughter ] we're still dea

. >> jimmy fallon turns mitt romney in to mr. rogers. that clip and a check on weather when way too early comes right back. i've been coloring liz's hair for years. but lately she's been coming in with less gray than usual. what's she up to? [ female announcer ] root touch-up by nice'n easy has the most shade choices, designed to match even salon color in just 10 minutes. with root touch-up, all they see is you. i just finished a bowl of your new light chicken pot pie soup and it's so rich and creamy... is it really 100 calories? let me put you on webcan... ...lean roasted chicken... and a creamy broth mmm i can still see you. [ male announcer ] progresso. you gotta taste this soup. >>> 5:44 as we look at a rainy times square on a wednesday morning. let's get a check on the weather. >> some of the worst weather in the country, murky in southern new england down to new york city. not a fun morning with the drizzle out there. also rain in areas of michigan moving now through areas say like from toledo to grand rapids and detroit. that will

and they said, "jimmy fallon." eepy, dreamy eyes in 'band of brothers'." so you came and you played an historical figure. >> jimmy: yeah. >> a tank commander who is leaving -- >> jimmy: lieutenant george wright. >> that's right. george wright. who leading the battle of the bulge with his tank but giving the paratroopers much-needed supplies and ammunition. you were -- you played a hero my friend. you are a hero. >> jimmy: thank you. i did. i played -- well, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. thank you. >> but, but -- all right, there was a catch. jimmy had to drive a jeep. >> jimmy: yes. >> and here's a question. can jimmy drive a stick shift? [ laughter ] nope. >> jimmy: it's really hard. >> so 3:00 in the morning. we got 800 people there. there's trucks. it's night time. we have a jeep. hop in the jeep, jimmy. and pull up and we'll start the scene. i -- i -- i -- i -- i can't. [ laughter ] his little sleepy eyes. >> jimmy: i apologize. >> so we had to rig a bunch of guys to push the jeep into the shot. >> ji

coming up, jimmy fallon in the zone. and we have to say, the kid nailed it.we'll have more coming up for you. >>> finally late night talk show host jimmy fallon displayed a little bit of humor. this featured mitt romney as mr. romney's neighborhood. president obama was demoted to a part-time mailman. >> money is sort of like paper you can use to buy things you want. like toys and yachts. you may wonder, where does money come from it comes for a magical place called our parents. now fal lon, the kid knows how to bring fun any. >> and his hair is great, too. it looks just like mr. rogerses. well done. join us tonight. have a great day everybody. >> that's what makes the show so good. >> i have to dvr it. >> check it out. we'll see you tomorrow.

jimmy fallon, jimmy fallon! carly, jimmy fallon! come see! you're not gonna believe this! get up! ht, 8:00 p.m., nickelodeon. we have stand-up comedian dom irrera after the break. here he is right now in the bud light lime suite. hey, dom! oh! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ female announcer ] pillsbury grands biscuits on their own are amazing, but press out some biscuit dough, add some sauce and some pepperi and cheese and monday's dinner is now a grands mini pizza party. pillsbury grands biscuits. let the making begin. can dodge a question. honey, how'd that test go? [ female announcer ] in just 60 seconds, you've got snack-defying, satisfying totino's pizza rolls. mmmm. mmm hmmm. mmmm. [ female announcer ] it's on. let's roll. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we are joined now by a very, very funny stand up who will be appearing tomorrow, saturday, october 6th at maguire's in bohemia, in long island, new york. also, for our australian viewers, you can catch him on october 21st, at the sydney opera house, for the "just for laughs" comedy festival. put it t

jimmy fallon, jimmy fallon! carly, jimmy fallon! come see! you're not gonna believe this! get up! ht, 8:00 p.m., nickelodeon. we have stand-up comedian dom irrera after the break. here he is right now in the bud light lime suite. hey, dom! oh! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we are joined now by a very, very funny stand up who will be appearing tomorrow, saturday, october 6th at maguire's in bohemia, in long island, new york. also, for our australian viewers, you can catch him on october 21st, at the sydney opera house, for the "just for laughs" comedy festival. put it together for dom irrera! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. see you at the opera house. how are ya? great crowd. what a great show. i gotta tell you -- [ cheers and applause ] i -- there's some incredibly beautiful women here. and i don't mean to pander to you but i mean, some of you girls are just -- you're like angels. seriously. you look so -- angels without wings. it's so beautiful to see you. and i think how great it is to get older because as you get o

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. please. welcome, welcome, everybody, that's what i'm talking about. that's a great new york city crowd right there, going crazy. [ cheers and applause ] that's the type of energy we want. i love you guys. thank you welcome. please. please, sit down, enjoy yourself. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. here's what people are talking about. mitt romney was out on the campaign trail yesterday and while visiting a grade school, romney told students that fourth grade was his favorite. [ laughter ] and he said, unless you're in another grade, then that was my favorite. [ laughter ] that's my favorite grade. speaking of romney, people close to the campaign are saying that mitt romney's son, tagg -- [ laughter ] is now one of his chief advisers. [ light laughter ] yeah, when mitt asked him to join his team, he put his arm on his son's should

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. how you feeling this friday? thank you very much for the love, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. oh, man, oh, man. [ cheers and applause ] this is fun. yeah, the weekend's here, baby! that's the new york city love. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] hey, guys, settle down. i'll get honey boo boo's mom. i'll get mama boo boo after you. guys, here's what people are talking about. president obama's campaign is trying to appeal to single women in florida over the age of 65. [ light laughter ] which explains obama's new slogan, "hope, change and boniva." [ laughter ] i think that will work. there's a lot of election stuff going on. mitt romney just released a new campaign ad aimed at seniors, too. it's called, "least we can do." [ laughter ] named after how much he plans on doing for seniors. is that

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! applause ] >> jimmy: magical, thank you. i feel the love. i feel the love. thank you. welcome. thank you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. here is what people are talking about. tonight was the first presidential debate between barack obama and mitt romney. not only that, it was also the obama's 20th wedding anniversary. [ light laughter ] little weird during the debate when obama promised to balance the budget, lower taxes and be home by 10:00 for cuddle time. [ laughter ] out of context. more election news, while campaigning yesterday in colorado, mitt romney made a stop at the fast food restaurant chipotle. the guy behind the counter was like, "burrito?" and romney was like, "hey there, burrito. my name is mitt romney." [ laughter ] "pleasure to meet you." [ cheers and applause ] honest mistake. actually, though, we do have a photo of this. this really happened. look at that dude. look at that guy on the end. [ laughter ] i can't decide what the caption for thi

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! ons by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: aw, thank you so much. i feel the love. i feel the love. what a great crowd. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. that's a lot of love right there. thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] makes me feel good. good way to kick off the week. here's what people are talking about. on saturday night, justin bieber -- [ laughter ] justin bieber threw up on stage during the first stop of his concert tour. even weirder, the sound of bieber throwing up just hit number one on the billboard chart. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: it's got a beat. it's got a beat. >> jimmy: it's that or "gangnam style." it's a toss-up. some sports news. the jets suffered their first shutout in two years after losing to the 49ers, 34-0. [ booing ] that's right. and absolutely no scoring or as tim tebow calls that, a date. [ laughter and applause ] "no, no, no. hands off! save room for the holy ghost." >> steve: exactly. [ laught

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and here he is -- jimmy fallon! rsal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, everybody! oh, man, welcome. welcome. i love all you guys. thank you so much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." i'm -- [ cheers ] i'm your host, jimmy fallon. and i'm going to try to tell these jokes before joe biden interrupts me. [ laughter ] did you guys see this? joe biden actually interrupted paul ryan 82 times during last night's vice presidential debate. even the ladies from "the view" were like, "dude, wait your turn." [ laughter ] that's right. biden aggressively contested nearly every claim his opponent made during their debate, and president obama was like, "wait, you're allowed to do that? i didn't know --" [ laughter and applause ] [ audience ohs ] of course -- [ cheers and applause ] "i thought you could only doodle with your head down." >> steve: nope. >> jimmy: of course, joe biden and paul ryan differed on many subjects throughout the debate. however, there was

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! e ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. i feel the love. i love you guys. thank you very much. welcome. welcome, everyone, to "late night with jimmy fallon." [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. new york city crowd right there. going crazy. yeah, yeah, yeah. i love it. thanks, guys. welcome to the show. here's what people are talking about. the final presidential debate was held tonight in boca raton, florida, and was moderated by 75-year-old bob schieffer from cbs news. that's right. [ laughter ] 75-year-old, bob schieffer, yeah. 75 years old or, as florida residents call that, a tween. when the ladies of boca got a look at bob, they're like, "who's the fresh meat?" [ laughter ] "oh, boy." speaking of the campaign, today donald trump -- did you hear about this? >> steve: no. >> jimmy: yeah, trumpy. trumpy came back. he said he has a very big announcement about pre

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! ions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. hello. thank you. welcome. welcome, everybody. thank you for being here. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] gonna be a fun show tonight. here's what people are talking about, you guys. there's a lot of pressure on joe biden at the presidential debate tonight after the president's weak performance against romney. when he heard democrats were counting on him to say the right things, biden was like, "you can count on me, bitches." [ laughter ] and this is big. today, "time" magazine published a bunch of pictures of paul ryan working out. have you guys seen these? [ light laughter ] take a look at this one here. yeah. [ cheers ] gym, tan, romney, right there. [ laughter ] look at this. this is the one that really got me. i like this one. [ cheers and applause ] that's the next vice president of the uni

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i feel the love, i appreciate it. thank you very much. welcome, welcome you guys. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon" everybody. here's what people are talking about. there's a new video of mitt romney that's making the rounds. apparently he was visiting a restaurant in florida. and the chef kept wiping the sweat off romney's face for him. and it's kind of weirded him out a little bit. take a look at this video. watch this guy. weird. why did he -- whoa, whoa! that's creepy, right? looks like romney was about to go all nicki minaj on that dude. i'll knock that bitch out. mitt romney continues making campaign stops across the country this week, including one in iowa where he outlined a new plan to help america's farmers. of course the farmers were like, no thanks, we already have enough horse [ bleep ] to deal with.

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and here he is -- jimmy fallon!plause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i feel the love. great new york city crowd. good to be back home in new york. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night" -- welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon", everybody. here is what people are talking about. last night the seattle seahawks beat the green bay packers -- [ some people boo ] 14-12 on "monday night football." yeah. i dvr'd the game and watched it later, you know, just like the refs. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i didn't watch it as it was going on. >> steve: you've got stuff to do. >> jimmy: i mean that's unbelievable what's happening. i mean the nfl replacement referees, they are under fire after a botched call last night gave seattle the win over green bay. fans say they are fed up with these phony refs and they want to see them back where they belong, in the nba. [ laughter ] [ applause ] just give them fake calls there.

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: aw, that's what i'm talking about. i feel the love. thank you, right there! oh. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everybody. welcome. thank you for being here. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. here's what people are talking about. the first debate between barack obama and mitt romney is tomorrow night, and the campaigns are doing whatever they can to get ready. actually, i heard that the obama campaign is a little worried, 'cause during his flight to nevada on sunday, the president apparently watched four hours of football instead of studying. [ laughter ] although it did mark the first time all year obama's actually seen something get passed. [ audience ohs ] so, it's going to be very interesting. [ applause ] everyone's looking for some kind of sign as to who will win debate. in fact, one group of researchers are saying that presidential candidates who blink l

tomorrow night, colin farrell will be here, but emmy-winning jimmy fallon coming up now! jimmy!m studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey. welcome to "late night" -- welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. that's what i'm talking about. that is the crowd that i told you, higgins. thank you so much, everybody. i'm your host, jimmy fallon, and i just -- [ cheers and applause ] i just want to go on record as saying that i, too, love big bird. [ cheers and applause ] did you guys see this during last night's debate? mitt romney said that he loves big bird. which was even more awkward since the question was "can you explain your tax plan?" [ laughter ] after months of build-up, last night was the first presidential debate at the university of denver. of course, a lot of big names didn't show up for the event. joe biden, nancy pelosi, president obama. no, he just didn't -- [ l