but "jimmy fallon" is happening right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! use ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. welcome. welcome. welcome to the show. thank you for being here. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." here's what people are talking about. after months of buildup and anticipation, the election is just one day away. [ cheers and applause ] which also means only one more day of campaign ads. [ cheers and applause ] i'm jimmy fallon, and i definitely approve that message. there's a bunch of theories going around about who's going to win tomorrow. one study shows that president obama has an 86% chance of winning the election. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i don't want to say obama's getting cocky, but today, his last stop on the campaign trail was to see a matinee of "wreck-it ralph." [ light laughter ] i mean, he's just having fun now, yeah. actually, i heard that the election results might not even be official until early in

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. that's what i'm talking about. that's the love right there. that's new york city crowd. thank you. welcome. welcome, everybody, to "late night with jimmy fallon." here's what people are talking about. >> we love you! >> jimmy: aw, i love you as well. 'cause last night was the third and final presidential debate. [ scattered cheers ] yeah. so now, if you want to see people yelling at each other on tv, your only options are "the real world," "the real housewives of new york," "the real housewives of new jersey," "jersey shore," "mob wives," "basketball wives" and the judges table on "american idol." but that's it. then on one -- you can't find people yelling at each other on -- [ scattered applause ] but, last night's debate, it was held in boca raton, florida, and romney actually has a three-point lead among florida voters. of course, there's sti

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! lause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. what a crowd tonight! happy halloween! [ cheers and applause ] oh, thank you so much. please. welcome. thank you so much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. that's what i'm talking about. guys, it is october 31st, everyone. yeah, you know what that means. hairspray, makeup, all the goofy outfits. that's right. ryan seacrest is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i love that guy. i don't know why, yeah. ryan seacrest is on the show tonight. it might be strange for him, 'cause this is actually the only show on tv he doesn't host. [ laughter ] so it's going to be very, like, tried to take the mic earlier from miles. i want to wish everyone out there a happy and safe halloween. [ cheers and applause ] you guys are great. of course, after hurricane sandy, the most popul

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welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody.lease, i want to say happy thanksgiving, once again. and to all my viewers at home i just want to say, thank you for leaving your tvs on nbc when you passed out at 9:00 p.m. i really appreciate that. [ laughter ] hope everyone enjoyed the holiday. i don't wanna say i over-ate,

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! pplause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. hey -- [ cheers and applause ] i love you, thank you. welcome -- welcome everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." people are talking about president barack obama fought off mitt romney to win re-election last night. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ so, congratulations, president obama on his second term. of course, today, everyone was busy looking at all the different numbers, trying to figure out who voted for which candidate. this is very interesting, it turns out that president obama beat mitt romney by 38 points among single women. [ scattered cheers ] they say it's because of obama's final campaign slogan "hope and pinot grigio." [ light laughter ] the president also got a lot of help in the election last night with 70% of the jewish vote. when jewish voters heard their support for obama was so high, they were like, "eh, it co

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, appreciate it. thank you very much. hey. welcome, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everyone. here's what people are talking about. after months of campaigning and secret service protection, a photo of mitt romney pumping his own gas was just posted online. [ light laughter ] even worse for romney, after people saw the photo, they were like, "hey, i'd vote for that guy." [ laughter ] "he's down to earth. he pumps his own gas." i just read that the turkey that will be pardoned by president obama tomorrow is staying at the w hotel in washington, d.c. [ laughter ] unfortunately, the turkey spent the whole time complaining about how much the bucket of feed in the mini bar cost. [ laughter ] >> steve: it was a lot. >> jimmy: actually, once the turkey got into the mini-bar, he ended up getting totally basted. [ laughter and applause ]

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you so much. i feel the love. thank you. welcome, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon!" that's what i'm talking about. a great new york city crowd right there. feel the love. thank you, guys. welcome. thank you for being here. we got a great show. here's what people are talking about, you guys. yesterday, president obama gave his first press conference since being re-elected. and a lot of people are saying it looked like he was trying to cover up some of his gray hair. so i guess obama's major goals include jobs for women and just for men. [ laughter and applause ] some more news out of washington, during his final speech on the house floor yesterday, 77-year-old congressman ron paul said the constitution has failed. which must be a bummer, 'cause he's actually one of the guys who signed it. why would you do that? [ laughter and applause ] this i

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! eers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey. that's what i'm talking about. great new york city crowd. thank you so much. welcome. welcome, everybody to "late night with jimmy fallon." here's what people are talking about. it's official. mayor bloomberg has cancelled this year's new york city marathon. just as well. it was going to be extra tough on the runners since bloomberg was going to have to require them to carry three other runners just to get in to the city. [ laughter ] it's almost impossible. [ applause ] maybe two kenyans, maybe. but that's -- hey, after it was announced that unemployment went up last month, today romney said the economy is at a virtual standstill. coincidentally this is also what it looks like when romney tries to dance. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] oh, yeah. ♪ i always feel like somebody's watching me got no privacy oh i always feel ♪ ♪

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. thank you so much for that. very nice. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. thank you for being here. it's gonna be a great show. here's what -- well, yeah. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] were you waiting for me to tell you who's on the show? is that what you're waiting for? [ light laughter ] we have zooey deschanel is on the show this evening. [ cheers and applause ] we have tony bennett on the show this evening. [ cheers and applause ] we have the zac brown band on the show this evening! [ cheers and applause ] that is a lot of show. >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: a lot of talented musicians. hey guys, here's what people are talking about. this is very exciting. a company in mexico called grupo bimbo, may buy hostess brands and continue making twinkies and ding dongs. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] thoug

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! eers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody, welcome! welcome! [ cheers and applause ] i can feel the love, thank you so much, everybody. it's a great new york city crowd. welcome, everybody, to "late night with jimmy fallon." here's what -- i love you too, sir. [ cheers ] hey, guys, here's what people are talking about. yesterday, mitt romney was spotted at disneyland in california. yeah, romney even went on his favorite thrill ride, the monorail that brings you in from the parking lot. the third time today, i hope i don't throw up. ha, ha, ha! he was there for unveiling of that new attraction, the hall of almost presidents. [ laughter and ohs ] you could tell it was romney, spent a lot of time with snow white but completely ignored snow black and snow latino. [ cheers and applause ] happy, happy birthday to "call me maybe" singer, carly rae jepsen. [ cheers ] turned 27 today

jimmy fallon right now. jimmy!ers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> jimmy: oh, thank you very much, everybody. that's what i'm talking about. that's a great new york city crowd right there. thank you very much, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] all righty. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everyone. i'm so excited. we have carson daly on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] we also have helen mirren. [ cheers and applause ] i'm sorry. dame carson daly. [ light laughter ] here's what people are talking about, you guys. this is big. hostess, the makers of twinkies, ding dongs and ho hos, has announced it's going out of business. [ audience aws ] now, the only place you can find ho hos or ding dongs is at the pentagon. [

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! pplause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, thank you very much. that's what i'm talking about right there. that is a great crowd. welcome, everybody. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. i appreciate it. here's what people are talking about. it has been two days, and florida still hasn't finished counting all the votes from tuesday night's election. of course, it's gonna be weird when they're finally done. they're, like, "the winner is -- al gore?" [ laughter ] "i don't know. we don't know." this is sweet, though. president obama's photo of him hugging michelle has become the most retweeted photo of all time. take a look at this photo. aw. [ audience aws ] and if you're wondering what the least retweeted photo of all time is, well, here you go. [ laughter ] it's karl rove. karl rove on the beach. >> steve: rove in hand. >> jimmy: karl rove on the

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! bc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very, very much! i feel the love, everybody. that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] that is a great new york city crowd right there. welcome, everybody. welcome to "late night." thank you for being here. here's what people are talking about. this weekend, it was announced this weekend, it was announced that justin bieber and his girlfriend, selena gomez, have broken up. [ audience aws ] yeah. bieber said, "just tell me one thing, is it general petraeus?" [ laughter ] because i swear -- >> steve: oh, my gosh. [ scattered applause ] oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: everybody is talking about this. the director of the cia, the director of the cia, general david petraeus, has resigned after it came out that he had an affair with the woman who wrote his biography. getting caught was bittersweet for petraeus because he was like, "damn, that's good investigative work." [ laughter

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! rs and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's too nice. that's too nice. welcome, everybody. thank you for being here tonight. awesome crowd. what i'm talking about. good new york city crowd. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. here's what people are talking about. apparently, after last week's debate, polls show obama trailing mitt romney by one point. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: yeah, one point. or as it's also known, the thing obama failed to make during last week's debate. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] last night, president obama actually joked about his debate performance by saying that he can't perform flawlessly night after night. [ laughter ] some people are saying he stole that line from a viagra commercial. but either way, i see that he -- yeah. speaking of the election, you guys, the vice presidential debate is just three days away. both sides are busy get

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! pplause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. that's too nice. thank you. i feel the love. thank you so much. please, welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody, to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. thank you for being here. i appreciate it. that's great crowd right there. that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] great new york city crowd. new york city is still dealing with the effects of hurricane sandy. and in fact, because of all the congestion in the city, mayor bloomberg is only allowing cars with at least three passengers to drive into manhattan. that's right, you can't cross the bridge with a bunch of empty seats, which is really confusing for clint eastwood. [ laughter ] he was like -- [ as eastwood ] "i got four obamas in the car." i can't -- can't argue with that guy. >> steve: the gift that keeps on giving. >> jimmy: you guys, today is the first day of novem

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! rs and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you so much. i feel the love. a great new york city crowd, welcome, everybody, welcome! welcome to "late night," everybody. here is what people are talking about today. "people" magazine announced that channing tatum is 2012's sexiest man alive! woo! [ cheers and applause ] while florida will announce their results sometime next week. they're still -- in more entertainment news, it's rumored that "dancing with the stars" pro cheryl burke may be the next star of "the bachelorette." a place where a bunch of dudes try to win the affection of one lady. or as they call that in washington, the pentagon. [ laughter ] this david petraeus scandal is insane. it has no signs of stopping and in a weird twist today, it was revealed that a jogger recently found the driver's license of petraeus's mistress, paula broadwell in a park. he knew it was her driver'

jimmy fallon was singing "under the boardwalk." his back-up singers were billy joel, bruce springsteen. take a listen. ♪ down by the shore ♪ down by the sea ♪ on a blanket with my baby where i'll be ♪ ♪ under the boardwalk ♪ we'll be having some fun ♪ under the boardwalk >> the boss is in the back, you can see him. >> it was really terrific. >> by the way, can i say something? there are a lot of storm victims out there who you cannot believe the spirit and resilience. i went with some friends to staten island, and this is what was the best about that place. there was a woman whose house was devastated. she was very upset. i saw her, i said i'm so sorry about your house. she said, that's not why i'm crying. i said, why are you crying? she pointed down the street, there were hordes of volunteers coming. she said, that's why i'm crying. marathon runners came to help out and do stuff. the marathon runners went out to staten island, hopped on the ferry. >> it's so great, so great. obviously, they are disappointed. they came from all ove

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! lause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, wow. that's the love. thank you out here. thank you very, very much. welcome, everybody. welcome to "late night." [ cheers and applause ] it's gonna be a big show tonight. new york city is the place where -- here's what people are talking about, you guys. there's a video going around of president obama getting choked up and crying while he thanks his campaign staff after the election. yeah. [ audience aws ] when mitt romney saw the video, he was, like -- [ as romney ] >> "what is that clear liquid coming out of his eyes?" [ laughter ] "is he leaking? what --" speaking of mitt romney, now that he's out of the presidential race, he will no longer receive protection from the secret service. [ audience aws ] or as big bird put it, "'sup?" [ laughter and applause ] why would big bird -- "sup?" there's also a rumor that romney will write a tell-all book based on

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! ions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. welcome! that's what i'm talking about. that is a great new york city crowd right there. i feel the love. thank you, everybody. welcome. welcome to "late night." here's what people are talking about. you guys, this david petraeus scandal just keeps getting bigger and crazier. it turns out now that another top general and an fbi agent had inappropriate contact with jill kelley, the woman who sparked the investigation. they need to stop pulling the thread on this thing or we're going to have nobody left in the government. [ laughter ] it's just gonna get -- let's all cut the thread. just walk away before this whole thing leads back to kevin bacon. 'cause you know that's where it's going. [ laughter ] and this is bad timing. the new call of duty: black ops video game was just released today. yeah. and it actually features general david petrae

. >>> david petraeus became an easy target for jimmy fallon this week. take a look. >> the director of the cia, general david petraeus has resigned after it came out that he had an affair with the woman who wrote his biography. it was like, damn, that's good investigative work. you got to give it up. >>> big entertainment news, the james bond movie "skyfall" came in number one with $88 million. this is about a spy who fights terrorists and sleeps with a lester holt of women. critics are calling it well made while david petraeus is calling it relatable. >>> if you're hearing a dull roar, do not adjust your televisions. right now there is an enormous crowd gathered outside our rockefeller plaza studios for british boy band one direction. actually the "today" show said it's the largest crowd they've ever had. fans have been lined up since friday for the band's performance. that performance is this morning on the "today" show. >>> finally today's date may ring a bell for some of our viewers. >> on november 13th felix unger was asked to remove himself from hi