and here he is -- jimmy fallon! e ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh. that's what i'm talking about. that's a beautiful crowd right there. i feel the love. great new york city crowd. oh, my gosh. welcome, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. [ cheers ] we have a fun show tonight. really funny people. really talented people on the show tonight. big news, you guys. mcdonald's just announced that it's bringing back the mcrib later this month. [ cheers and applause ] or, as the mayans put it, "hey, we tried to warn you." [ laughter ] this is exciting. barbara walters has released part of her "most fascinating people" list. and this year hillary clinton and honey boo boo are both on it. [ laughter ] >> of course. >> jimmy: that's right. the woman who may soon be president -- and hillary clinton. [ laughter ] >> got my vote. >> jimmy: she gives her speech like that. [ laughter ] everybody's still talking ab

>> jimmy fallon everybody. e way, i should say. there you go. >> whoa! ♪ [ cheers ] >> jimmy: beautiful, right? not bad? >> not bad, brother. >> jimmy: not bad? >> not bad. >> jimmy: i tried. >> we're going to trim down one little block and this is what we're going to cook, okay? excellent, brother. just a little bit of salt and pepper on top of this. >> jimmy: yeah, we need salt and pepper. >> yeah, and then a quick little sear, man. all right, so we've got a nice little hot pan here. you can put some pepper on top of that? >> jimmy: sure. i'm all fishy hands. >> it smells good. >> jimmy: yeah, it smells good all ready. all right, so we got this little salt, a little pepper. both sides. >> right on top. and then we're going to give it a nice quick sear, right? >> jimmy: yeah. >> isn't that gorgeous, man? you cook a lot, right? >> jimmy: no, i try to cook. i have a lot of cookbooks. >> i saw you on instagram, man. i follow him on twitter and i follow him on instagram. like he hangs out with the coolest chefs in

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, welcome. welcome, everybody. thank you for being here. i feel the love. thank you very much. welcome. welcome, welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys, we have a great show. it's going to be really fun. hopefully we get to make you laugh tonight. we've got a lot of fun things. i'm very excited about this. the new movie "the hobbit: an unexpected journey" came out today. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] but i heard it was almost three hours long. marking the first time people were like, "yeah, i'm going to save myself some time and just read the book." [ laughter ] so, i'm just going to -- three hours is --" [ applause ] listen to this. yesterday a law went into effect requiring tv commercials to be a lot quieter. [ cheers and applause ] which explains why that one duck was like -- [ whispering ] "aflac. [ laughter ] what's in your wallet?" [

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! e ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, thank you very much, everybody. i feel the love! from this crowd right here. a new york city crowd. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. i am your host, jimmy fallon, though you may know me by my other name, gossip girl. [ light laughter ] you guys see last night's series finale of "gossip girl?" big surprise when it was revealed that "gossip girl" is actually written by a guy. which explained why the last post was signed xoxo i pee standing up. [ laughter ] hey guys, there's some political news here. yesterday president obama and john boehner talked about the fiscal cliff for 45 minutes. but the white house will not release a transcript of their conversation. however, they did offer to have joe biden re-enact it with puppets. [ laughter ] we are facing one of the biggest threats of our economy, they only met for 45 minutes. that's not even th

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! use ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. looking good. thank you. welcome, everybody. that's what i'm talking about. a great new york city crowd right there, higgins. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." here's what people are talking about. the official white house christmas card just went out. and it's signed by all the members of the first family, also by bo, the dog. [ light laughter ] i thought it was odd when he added the line, "humps and kisses." [ laughter ] you don't have to do that. speaking of obama though, "forbes" has just ranked the president as the world's most powerful person. in response, obama issued this statement, "suck it, bieber." [ laughter ] [ as obama ] suck it, bieber. uhh -- [ laughter ] i got to work on the "uhh --" >> steve: suck it, bieber. >> jimmy: everyone can do it. try that as obama. [ as obama ] >> steve: uh, suck it, bieber.

jimmy fallon gives us a rundown of what to expect. >> johnny is here. a christmas song. headlines. let's check in with jimmy phelan. >-- fallon. >> dave matthews band. tonight. >> the ravens have more than just lost to denver. to beat the loss of key players. ...so as you can see, geico's customer satisfaction is at 97%. mmmm tasty. and cut! very good. people are always asking me how we make these geico adverts. so we're taking you behind the scenes. this coffee cup, for example, is computer animated. it's not real. geico's customer satisfaction is quite real though. this computer-animated coffee tastes dreadful. geico. 15 minutes could save you 15 % or more on car insurance. someone get me a latte will ya, please? >> now, sports. >> the ravens linebacker. cannot play for the rest of the season. the ravens to not have enough time left to get these guys healthy to have a great defense this year. they do have enough time to turn this losing streak into a small part of the season. otherwise, this becomes the story of the season. this tossed yesterday, shows potential for accidents -- e

mariah carey and jimmy fallon teaming up for a holiday classic.hey jammed to carey's song all i want for christmas is you. he left all the professional instruments at home, instead using kazoos, tambourine and other toys you find in a preschool classroom. and the entire performance you can see on nbcwashington.com, including my favorite, the little kid in the red hat that pops up in the front of the screen. love them. >> that's cute. >> the whole thing is very fun, and very seasonal. love it. >>> but coming up -- >> a young girl is lured to d.c. by a fellow she met online. >> we're going to hear what her father said after she just >>> tonight a virginia man is behind bars and a missing girl is back in pennsylvania after authorities say he lured her here to our area. >> as rosemary connors reports, this is an example why it's important to monitor what your kids are doing online. >> obviously our top priority is to make sure she's in good mental and physical condition. >> reporter: only 13 years old, police say savannah mcmullet will reunite with he

. >> so, jimmy fallon -- >> our friend jimmy fallon on the air last night, every now and then, he thinks it's fun to poke fun at us and something to do with what we often have on our table. >> what the what? >> let's just watch and learn. >> let's take a look at the "pros & cons" of the rockefeller center christmas tree. here we go. pro, the tree stays lit all through the holidays. con, so does hoda and kathie lee. >> that's not fair. love those guys. >> god bless them. >> doesn't the tree, so do hoda and kathy, so not does. >> so do i? >> so do we. >> it's so done hoda and kathie lee. >> so done? >> done did it. that's what it is. it is done did it. did it right. >> pick on somebody your own size, short man. all right? he is not that short. >> he's not that short. >> he is adorable. >> the most famous unborn baby yet. i'm already tired of this. >> here is something funny. everybody wants to know how kate is doing and what not. >> doing better? >> better. in the hospital. but these australian dejays decided to do something crazy, thought they would call the hospital, imitate the queen an

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! nd applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. welcome, everybody. that's a great new york city crowd right there. thank you, guys, for being here. welcome to "late night." [ cheers and applause ] we're going to have fun tonight. hey, i want to say congratulations to "american idol" winner, kelly clarkson, who got engaged over the weekend. [ cheers and applause ] we love her. it's going to be weird at the wedding when the priest is like "if anyone here objects to this union, text the word "no" to my cell phone right now." [ light laughter ] yep, kelly clarkson got engaged. so, i guess now she'll be mrs. independent. [ laughter ] listen to this, you guys -- on wednesday, "time" magazine will unveil its person of the year. yeah, i can't wait to see who it is, or should i say honey who who it is. [ laughter ] i heard a little something. >> steve: a little something, someth

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, very much, everyone. that's a new york city crowd right there. welcome, everybody, from late night. thank you, thank you, thank you. what a big show we've got tonight. here's what people are talking about. after weeks of rumors, today, it was confirmed prince william and kate middleton are expecting their first baby. [ cheers and applause ] that's great. you could tell the baby is a member of the royal family, because kate said she can already feel it waving. she can feel it. speaking of babies, a new survey found that sophia and aiden are the most popular baby names this year. sophia and aiden. the least popular baby names, kim jong sandusky. kim jong sandusky. only three babies were named that this year. >> steve: three of them. >> jimmy: beautiful kids. >> steve: wow. that's up from last year. >> jimmy: so excited. very have the dave matthews band on the show to

. >>> and finally jimmy fallon and mariah carey decided to get everyone into the christmas spirit. it worked. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> they're playing that. she has this little zie low phone. >> the rainbow colors? >> yes. >> i have to find that for my kids. i had forgotten about that. >> you haven't gotten one of those. >> worst dad ever. >> well, we've already established that. no, you're the best. >>> well, this comes to us from wbb 8 nbc 2 in ft. myers, florida, where in nearby cape coral a former firefighter's holiday wish came true. 88-year-old tom egan loved being a new york city firefighter and the 20 year vet relived those memories when a local fire crew agreed to take him for a ride in his truck. dementia has gotten tom some rough days since retiring, but his son believed that this memory will be logged as one of his best days. it's a great opportunity to be able to do something like that when you're at that age and sort of re-live those years of great memories. >> the young guys, they respect the olders, the vets. >> as they should. >> they put their time in on the truck. >>> i'm lynn b

. >>> jimmy fallon and mariah carey decided to get everyone in the christmas spirit. ♪ all i want forhristmas is you ♪ >> did you see the little piano. >> there was a lot of stuff going on in there. >> yeah, all kids instruments. and it ended up sounding really good if you listen to the entire thing. maybe it was just mariah carey's voice. it's incredibly insane. >> do you think she carried it? >> she definitely carried it. this comes to us from wbbh nbc 2 in nearby cape coral a former firefighter's holiday wish came true. 88-year-old tom egan loved being a new york city firefighter. the 20-year vet relived a lot of those memories when a local fire crew agreed to take him for a ride in their truck. dementia has given tom some rough days since retiring. his son believes this is going to be logged as one of his best days. i bet it will be. i'm lynn berry, and this is "early today," just your first stop of the day, today on your nbc station. >> you're watching wbal-tv 11. live, local, late-breaking. this is 11 news today at 5:00 a.m. >> good morning. we have changed the air mass. it is a

let's check in with jimmy fallon. >> tom selleck is my guest tonight! you tonight on late-night actor jay leno. -- after jay leno. >> washington is still alive. a chance to extend his winning streak to four games. offensively fell apart in the fourth quarter. part of his natural demeanor, which some people in baltimore cannot appreciate. >> he is a competitor. it is interesting for those of us who are around him to sit back and see sometimes the perception of him. but when you are around him, you know the other part of joe. you know the fire that burns inside. you know the competitor he is. >> a comfortable life for the broncos. denver up in the fourth quarter. it is now a 26-13. it looks like the broncos will get the win and then come to baltimore well-rested. denver will have won eight games in a row. peyton manning has made a difference. a. j. francis nano preps for a possible nfl career. grilling a day on hanna be a pro, the conservation -- you see the blueprint led up by some many who came before him. francis very excited about this possibility. th

and here he is -- jimmy fallon!aptions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> jimmy: oh, my goodness. that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. i feel the love, everybody. welcome. welcome to "late night," everybody. thank you so much for being here. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate it. oh, it's going to be a great show tonight. here's -- first, here's what people are talking about. pope benedict officially joined twitter, yesterday. [ cheers ] and before sending a single tweet, he already has more than 250,000 followers. yeah, then jesus was like, "seriously, i walked on water, i only got 12 followers?" [ laughter ] [ applause ] i don't know what i'm supposed to do. some political news. yesterday, president obama spent an hour on twitter taking questions about the fiscal cliff from ordinary americans. he claims the top question about the fiscal cliff is "can we eat it?" [ laughter ] nope, you can't. get this. earlier today

jimmy fallon helping mariah carey spruce up the christmas classic but in this rendition they play in school classroom. >> ♪ all i want for christmas is you. ♪ [ music ] . ♪ [ music ] . ♪ [ music ] . >> greta: that is your last call. lights are blinking and we are

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in between the performances, comedians chris rock, stephen colber and jimmy fallon came on to highlight hit hard by sandy. and then every decent milestone i hit in my life came down the jersey shore. first kiss. first cheese steak. first time you saw somebody break an ankle at one of those crazy trampoline parks that was just cement and trampolines. who wouldn't die at that? >> well, by far the biggest laughs of the night came from an adam sandler new classic moment. the where he write of the song hallelujah. with a little help from piano with the late show's paul schafer. he tells sandy "screw ya." ♪ hallelujah sandy screw ya ♪ ♪ we'll get through ya ♪ because we're new yorkers ♪ because we believe this too shall pass ♪ ♪ like when sanchez fumbled into an ass ♪ and into the playoffs a-rod telling girls in the crowd i wanna do ya ♪ ♪ the mets have sucked since '86 ♪ ♪ i isaiah tried to ruin the knicks ♪ but now jason kidd and the boys can freaka school ya ♪ ♪ hallelujah ♪ sandy screw ya let me hear you. we'll get through ya because we're new yorkers ♪ >> good to snow he still has the ma

on "late night with jimmy fallon" he had reaction to that. >> some tv news. hbo is planning a new movie based on the 2012 election, similar to "game change." the network said they're not sure who will be playing mitt romney. then mitt romney said, i'm not doing anything. >> a new poll found 44% of americans believe santa claus is a democrat. 28% say he's a republican. >>> senators and republicans put their differences aside and exchanged secret santa presents with a $10 limit. >>> utah republican mike lee gave vermont democrat and batman enthusiastic patrick leahy a batman snuggie. i didn't know those existed. happy holidays. >>> last night filmmaker and michael moore told ed schultz he is determined to change his state's newly enacted right to work law that says private and public workers do not have to pay union fees. take a listen. >> they know people don't support what their doing. that's why they had to rush this thing through before january 1st. same reason they had voter suppression. why would you suppress the vote if you thought the majority of americ

finally, jimmy fallon has done it again.o get everyone in the christmas spirit. ♪ >> that just reminded me, i have to get myself my christmas sweater this year. >> i'm lynn berry. this is "first look" on msnbc. stay tuned, "way too early" starts right now. >>> it took us three months to establish trust. these guys don't trust each other. they don't even trust each other in their own party. we have leaders who are people behind them with a shift hoping they can get their job the next go around. durbin has someone looking over their back. every time they deal and over on

now, reports say nbc could be looking to replace jay leno with its own late, late comedy guy, jimmy fallon current deal expires in 2013. >> the move to a younger host is meant to attract viewers in the vitally important 18-year-old to 49-year-old age group. let's hope it was handled better than the leno/conan situation a while back. >> we can hope. >>> finally, the christmas tree that was a little too big for the house. or was it? take a look. at first glance, it sure looks like the tree went straight through the roof of that home in seattle. >> in reality, the homeowner cut the top of the tree off and used some extra roofing material to create the illusion. the whole thing is bolted to the roof, after a first attempt was blown off by some strong winds. >> i love it. >> give him points for creativity. that's pretty cool. >> i love it. i want to do that. >> you want to do that? >> i may try. >> i like this time of year. folks get creative with the decorations. i like that. well done. >>> well, for some of you, your local news is next. >> for everyone else, don't go far. "america this mornin

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furs as we take a break let's look at late night with jimmy fallon. >>> have you seen this? there's a photo going on of a man dressed bike spider-man. kind of cute. obama is like shouldn't you be fighting the green goblin? the kid was like shouldn't you be working on the fiscal cliff? ♪ the weather outside is frightful ♪ ♪ but the fire is so delightful ♪ nothing melts away the cold like a hot, delicious bowl of chicken noodle soup from campbell's. ♪ let it snow, let it snow you know how painful heartburn can be. for fast, long lasting relief, use doctor recommended gaviscon®. only gaviscon® forms a protective barrier that helps block stomach acid from splashing up- relieving the pain quickly. try fast, long lasting gaviscon®. we are at the airport. a lot of people in new york city across the country say the word winded and always kicking up. this is the last thing that people want to hear as they are heading out. they don't want to see the words delayed or canceled on the big board. but we know that to be the case for so many fliers across the country. it is because of the m

late night host jay leno could be out by nbc late late guy jimmy fallon. he would move to the coveted tonight show spot when his contract expires in 20014. >> and now your starting lineup. your top sports stories. ryan sacking mark sanchez as the starting quarterback as the jets. here's a shocker ryan will not be starting tim tebow. greg mcelroy got the nod. teeb bow will ask to be traded or released if mcelroy starts the last two games. texas a&m quarterback named the college football player of the year. the hides man winner is the first freshman to win the award. victor cruise paying respects to his biggest man. m he visited the family of jack pinto one day after the shooting victim was buried in cruz' victory. mu he tweeted much love to the family, i am sorry for your loss, looking throuat life thro different lens. >>> several companies have been funded by you the tax payer under the investigation. they are ore charging to get more of your tax dollar. >> a storm so strong it knocked a cargo train right off its tracks. copd makes it hard to breathe, but

right now a look at late night with jimmy fallon. >> here's what's going on. there are new reports that president obama is considering the ceo of american express be the next treasury secretary. it will be annoying when he presents his choice to senate and they are like oh, we actually don't take american express. we take discovery. >> it is quarter after the top of the hour. this is a segment we call what the hill hill. actor ben affleck meeting with john kerry amid rumors he might replace kerry. affleck was reportedly mentioned as a possible replacement for kerry if he is chosen as secretary of state. senators taking a break from fiscal cliff talk or a movie night. >> a new birth of freedom that government of the people, by the people, for the people. >>> the senate holding a special screening of steven spielberg's lincoln. spielberg and daniel day-lewis were there as well. >>> this morning we are hearing from florida senator bill nelson. he has been working with officials to he can secure the release of john hammar who has been locked up in a mexican jail s

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tonight show" or at the very least make plans when his contract is up in 2014, suggesting that jimmy falloner "the tonight show," and this is based upon calls from various talent agents who handle the behind the scenes dirt. >> he's not giving up that spot. >> he's tough to kill. his $15 million a year deal expires in 2014. so basically what you're watching is this push to getting younger viewers. maybe this is nbc's way of competing with kimmel by putting fallon on at that same time slot to replace jay or after jay leaves in 2014, if he leaves. but it's a long understanding in the industry that leno would not step down until dave letterman steps down. and letterman is under contract until 2014. who knows how it will play out. but nbc shuffling that late night deck. we know how the last time went with conan. hopefully lessons learned over there at the peacock network. >>> talking about money, mark zuckerberg is planning a large gift to charity. get this, he's going to donate nearly $500 million in company stocks to a silicon valley charity with the intention of providing funds for health an

it's in a book, a reading rainbow ♪ a reading rainbow, a reading rainbow, yeah ♪ >> the great jimmy fallonso much. >> that's it for us tonight. it's been an extraordinary year. thank you for watching. >>> tonight the biggest names of 2012. my conversations with world leaders. >> the question was do you believe that israel -- >> translator: but i will get to that answer, please. don't be in such a hurry. >> do you trust ahmadinejad? >> not on this i don't. >> the word peace is almost become fashionable. >> headline makers. >> this is much more important than any election. >> if the president didn't know exactly what happened, he sure as hell should have. >> candidates -- >> i was the perfect candidate for america. >> what if mitt romney isn't the best person. >> the idea that somehow making a business profitable is different than helping people is really a foreign idea. >> and more. >> it's ridiculously easy for someone to purchase a gun. >> do you think homosexuality is a sin? >> i think that it's -- it's -- it's unnatural. >> did you get up this morning and have a quick -- >> i probably d

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmyoh, wow. that's the love. thank you out here. thank you very, very much. welcome, everybody. welcome to "late night." [ cheers and applause ] it's gonna be a big show tonight. new york city is the place where -- here's what people are talking about, you guys. there's a video going around of president obama getting choked up and crying while he thanks his campaign staff after the election. yeah. [ audience aws ] when mitt romney saw the video, he was, like -- [ as romney ] >> "what is that clear liquid coming out of his eyes?" [ laughter ] "is he leaking? what --" speaking of mitt romney, now that he's out of the presidential race, he will no longer receive protection from the secret service. [ audience aws ] or as big bird put it, "'sup?" [ laughter and applause ] why would big bird -- "'sup?" there's also a rumor that romney will write a tell-a

. >> get to appear on letterman in the same city as my favorite show, late my with jimmy fallon. >> waynumber one perk of winning the heisman trophy, ladies and gentlemen... >> my passport photo looks like this. [ laughter ] >> appropriate, right? >> i guess. johnnie football. only a freshman 20 years of age and won the heisman trophy out of texas a & m. >>> today marks the fourth anniversary of bernie madoff's arrest in a multi-billion- dollar ponzi scheme. madoff pleaded guilty and is serving a 150 year sentence. we asked jill schlesinger, editor at large for cbsmoneywatch.com to give us an update on the case. first, good morning, jill. >> reporter: good morning. >> so how much money has been recovered for these victims? >> reporter: irving picard is the trustee appointed to recover funds from madoff and has secured about $9.3 billion of the estimated 17.5 billion dollars invested with madoff. two big highlights, 7.2 billion- dollar deal with a madoff associated who died and a $162 million settlement of the owner of the new york mets. the trustee hopes to recover an additional $3 bill

♪ i got my tight pants on >> reporter: will ferrell may have mocked them on jimmy fallon.ut everybody's still getting into them. the first family. taylor swift. even her new beau. all styling in their skinnies. but this fashion do may pose some troubling health don'ts. according to the medical community, those tight pants can squeeze more than your silhouette. temporarily pinching the nerves in your hip. causing something called meralgia paresthetica. >> it's a sore that occurs when one of the nerves that runs in the outer part of the thigh gets compressed. and pressure on it causes symptoms of tingling, numbness and pain. >> reporter: other possible health hazards, abdominal pain, heartburn, even blood clots. but most fashionistas outside our studios were willing to take the risk. circulation problems, potential health risks stop you from wearing this trend? >> no. it looks too good. >> reporter: if you're going to sport the skinny, doctors say go stretchy and give your body a little room to breathe. another tip -- and ditch the heels. they only increase circulation probl

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two -- >> get to appear on "letterman" in the same city as my favorite show, "late night with jimmy fallonr-one perk of winning the heisman trophy, ladies and gentlemen -- >> my passport photo looks like this. [ laughter ] >> he has a sense of humor already. >> yes. >> we like this guy. >>> welcome back to "cbs this morning." johnny manziel is the first freshman to be named college football's best player. >> the texas a&m quarterback says winning the heisman was a lifelong dream. he talked about his record-breaking season. good morning. >> reporter: good morning. manziel was battling a cold when we spoke with him. he still has one more college exam left and has a bowl game to get ready for. he was open and honest in our conversation. at 20, his life just changed forever. >> johnny manziel. [ cheers ] >> reporter: when you just made history on this stage, it takes a little time to sink in. >> wow. >> reporter: have you come down from the high yet? are you riding the wave? >> somewhere in the middle. chaos. absolutely chaos. >> reporter: johnny manziel told us things really seemed to change

it's in a book, a reading rainbow ♪ a reading rainbow, a reading rainbow, yeah ♪ >> the great jimmy fallonso much. >> that's it for us tonight. it's been an extraordinary year. thank you for watching. >>> tonight the biggest names in politics. >> word peace is something almost become fashion. >> headline makers. >> if the president didn't know what happened, he sure as hell should have. >> candidates. >> i was the perfect candidate for america. >> what if mitt romney isn't the best person? >> the idea that somehow making a business profitable is different than helping people. >> it's ridiculous for people to purchase a gun. >> did you get up this morning and have a quick -- >> i probably did, i probably did. >> "piers morgan tonight: the newsmakers" starts now. >>> good evening. one of the great things about my job is that every night i get to sit down with movers and shakers, the men and women at the center of the biggest stories of the year. what do they have in common? they're all utterly fascinating. tonight you'll hear from some of my favorite guests. we'll begin with the big man hims

. >>> the late-night talk shows, jimmy fallon is concerned about the latest missile lunch from northleno has had enough of the slumping l.a. lakers. >> here is major international news. japan and south korea are on high alert after north korea successfully launched a long-range rocket this morning. both countries are surprised by north korea's successful launch, but definitely not as surprised as north korea. it worked? it worked! >>> again, the lakers lost again last night! this time to cleveland! that's like getting beat on "jeopardy" by honey boo boo. come on. >> not good. >> lakers are doing bad. >> how bad, jay? >> you know a lot of laker players are giving each other clipper tickets for christmas this year. that's how bad. the lakers are so bad when mitt romney talks about the 40-some percent, he means dwight howard's if tfree-throw shootin. it's so bad, the lakers are referring to last year's lockout as the good old days. >> the celtics won last night, double overtime. go cs. "early start" begins right now. >>> what made him snap? we're learning more about the mass gunman who

. >> it's a good thing for conan o'brien and jimmy fallon that mike tyson hung up his boxing gloves.nderson cooper. >> mike tyson is revealing interesting information about his past. >> yes. >> he said that he once walked in on his wife having sex with brad pitt. in a related story, brad pitt said mike tyson once saw him crap his pants. >> in a new interview mike tyson says in 1998 he found brad pitt in bed with his ex-wife robin gibbons. of course pitt has evidence to refute that. the fact that he still has both ears. it never happened. this is scary, guys, anderson cooper, he said while filming a segment for "60 minutes" he got a sunburn on his eye balls and was temporarily blind. either that or anderson cooper is terrible at faking a sick day. i have a sunburn on my eye ball. i can't make it to work. bye. >> that's funny. "early start" continues right now. >>> new this morning, tanks and personnel carriers stationed outside the presidential palace in egypt, clashes turning deadly overnight, rage at the new leader, fears he may become the old leader. we are live from outside the pa