and here he is -- jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] wow. hot crowd, baby. hot new york city crowd. thank you so much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. oh, man. it's going to be so fun. thank you for being here, everybody. thank you for watching at home. here's what people are talking about. president obama's former defense secretary robert gates has written a new memoir where he says that joe biden has been wrong on almost every foreign policy issue in the last 40 years. [ light laughter ] yeah. says he's awful when it comes to foreign countries. then biden was like, "hey, is this about the time i got lost at epcot? [ laughter ] are you going to bring that up again? [ applause ] it's confusing." some more news out of washington. the white house is planning to air some ads for obamacare during the winter olympics next month. [ light laughter ] it makes sense if you

>> this february -- >> jimmy fallon! >> -- the tradition continues. >>> disney's "frozen" took the top spot with $20.7 million. thriller "paranormal activity" came in second with $18.2 million. >>> congratulations to alexa vega. the 25-year-old married big time rush singer carlos pena. this is vega's second marriage. >>> justin timberlake sold the most records for 2013. 2.4 million. this is, though, the lowest sales figure of any yearly chart topper since nielsen began reporting results in 1991. >>> after announcing that paul walker's character will remain in "fast & furious 7" they will tweak the script so that walker's character retires rather than being killed from the story line. >>> singer kesha checked into rehab for the next 30 days for what is being described as an eating disorder. >>> sandra bullock, she learned a valuable lesson. i tell you this all the time, don't google yourself. >> i know. i can't stop. >> she was aware of some comments like her age, but others like who she's dating actually caught her by su

>> this february -- >> jimmy fallon! >> -- the tradition continues. >>> disney's frozen took the top spot with $20.7 million. thriller paranormal activity came in second with $18.2 million. >>> congrats to alexa vega married carlos pena. this is vega's second marriage. >>> justin timberlake sold the most records for 2013. 2.2 million. this is the lowest sales figure since nielsen began reporting those results in 1991. >>> after announcing that paul walker's character will remain in "fast & furious 7" they will rewrite the script that he retires rather than beagle killed in the story line. >>> off the record, sandy bullock learned a valuable lesson don't google yourself. she said she was aware of comments about her age and who she was dating some were true and some she'll never admit to. she reportedly was dating george clooney there. she was supposed to be in some feud with julia roberts. >> don't google yourself. >>> i'm veronica de la cruz. this is "early today." we hope it is just your first stop of the day on nbc. >>

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! rs and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you! thank you very much, everybody! welcome, everybody! that's what i'm talking about right there, thank you. that's a hot crowd! hot crowd! [ cheers and applause ] hot crowd right there. welcome, everybody. i love you. i love you! [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys feeling good tonight? [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome. thank you for being here, everybody. here what people are talking about. new jersey governor chris christie. [ laughter ] man, he's just having a rough week. i'm sure you heard about this. he's in a lot of trouble because his staff shut down part of the george washington bridge to get back at a political rival. and yesterday, christie gave a 107-minute press conference to address the scandal. man, last time chris christie talked for 107 minutes, he was ordering at ihop. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah. rooty tootie, fresh and fruity.

jay leno and jimmy fallon talk for the first time about the late night shake up. >>> onwon't believe what beckel did when we were down in florida this weekend. he is here to explain. >> he took advantage of a girl that was 20 years old. >>> plus the most controversial question of the day. is bill clinton a sexual predator? hannity starts right now. >>> and in less than 24 hours, president obama will lay out his agenda for the next year when he delivers the state of the union address. and joining me right now is fox news' own ed henry. where are the bottom line is the aides are signaling that this will be a bit of a power play. the president will say yes, he's willing to work with congress on some issue bs but he's prepared to bypass congress. i pressed jay carney today on whether that means he would sign the keystone pipeline for example. he said no. the state department is still studying. well, republican leaders responded by saying the state department has been studying that for years now. and they believe that the president doesn't have a god report card from last year's state of

he was giving over the show to jimmy fallon. >> and jimmy fallon will take over february 14th. >>> learning more about the origins of life on earth while you're up in space. that's the aim of an ambitious mission that was launched ten years ago by the european space agency. >> and monday the big step was achieved toward the final goal, a milestone in space exploration. here's more. >> oh, yes. >> spacecraft called back to say it woke up from a 2 1/2 year energy saving slumber. a key moment on its journey to a far away comet. rosetta had steadied itself, turned its energy toward work and sent back this signal. >> going on this trip is in a way, going back in time. >> reporter: the european space agency launched it ten years ago. it was something never done before, land a probe on a comet. there are many nail biting moments ahead as it makes its way to a comet in a mission of many firsts. if all goes well, rosetta will meet up with comet 57p in august, send a lander to the surface in november and continue to follow the comet for two years,. >> we will escort it on its journey through its clos

d here he is -- jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, get ready. oh, get ready. oh. oh, get ready. it is a good one tonight. it is a good one tonight. it's a good one tonight. that's what i'm talking about everybody. hot crowd. welcome. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys feeling good tonight? [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everybody. all right. it's going to be a fun show tonight. here's what people are talking about. it's more trouble for new jersey governor chris christie. he's had a rough week. he's now being accused of using superstorm sandy relief money to produce a new jersey tourism commercial starring his family. it got even been worse when the ad said, "come to new jersey, but make sure you fly because traffic is going to be a bitch." [ laughter ] you don't have to do that. but chris christie is determined to do his job as governor. just today, he proposed a longer school day for children in his state. in fairness, kids in new jersey probably need a

. >>> jimmy fallon credit this is one person having more influence over his biggest decisions than justbout anyone else. who is it? we'll tell you next. >>> welcome back. we are watchi ining rain moving. one system after another. one tonight, another powerful one friday night and saturday. periods of gusty winds too. snow elevations are moderately high above 3,000 feet with this event. temperatures in the 40s with on and off rain today. dry in most of california. we'll see showers in northern california throughout the day. not a lot of moisture makes it to nevada. thursday, the mountains will be cold with a little snow. active weather in the northwest. keep tuned to your forecast. >> it's warming up. >>> controversy for its latest covers, mindy was the only woman of color, in black and white and more conservative. she responded with this tweet. i love my elle magazine cover. it made me feel glamorous. >>> a young fan held a sign that said can i rap for you? jay-z made his dreams come true. that's nice. maybe he got a recording career. >>> congrats to lilly tomlin that married her partne

be my guest. ♪ >> thank you, jimmy fallon. how do you spell that again? the city that never sleeps -- unless it's watching your monologue. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: i can just take that from here -- >> do you want an envelope? >> jimmy: yeah, thanks. ♪ thank you, all the great new york city subway train conductors. if there's one thing i could say to you, it'd be -- [ muffled speaking ] [ cheers and applause ] >> do they pay you for this? [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, large sodas, for not taking it personally. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: don't take it personally. it's all business. it's all business. ♪ thank you, city bikes, for basically saying, "don't know how to ride a bike? then why don't you learn on the crazy streets of new york city?" [ applause ] >> let me get this right. how do you do this? ♪ you do it with the wrong hand, though. >> jimmy: yeah, i know, thank you, buddy. ♪ >> thank you, statue of liberty, for always lighting the way to freedom, truth, and yes, even new jersey. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: is that right? that's r

"jimmy fallon" happening next!ou tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> announcer: from studio 6a in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody! hey. oh my goodness, welcome, everybody, to "late night!" welcome. thank you for being here. thank you for watching at home. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." are you guys feeling good tonight? [ cheers and applause ] beautiful new york city crowd. welcome, everybody. we're gonna have fun tonight. here's what people are talking about. everyone is talking about the obamacare website. apparently this thing has got all of these glitches and now tech experts are saying the only way to fix it is to completely start over and redesign the whole website from scratch. [ light laughter ] while the guys from the geek squad said, "did you try blowing on it? [ laughter ] did you turn

but jimmy fallon -- jimmy -- jimmy fallon happening right now!d applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6a in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. that's feels so good. that feels very good. thank you so much for that. oh wow, hot crowd. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." [ cheers and applause ] you guys have -- this is our first show of 2014. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] i just want to take a moment to say and i really mean this you guys are the best crowd we had all year. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everybody. welcome to the show. some rough weather this weekend. oh, my goodness. in fact, yesterday most of the country experienced the coldest temperatures in almost 20 years. >> audience member: whoo! >> jimmy: you can tell. [ laughter ] i wouldn't say whoo! it was really cold. you could tell it was cold because phil robertson from "duck d

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much! hey! that's what i'm talking about right there. welcome! feels good. feels good. thank you so much. hot crowd. hot crowd right here! welcome. thank you for being here. thank you for watching. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." here's what people are talking about the super bowl. everyone is talking about this 'cause the denver broncos and the seattle seahawks advanced to big game. congratulations to those guys. [ cheers and applause ] exciting. it will be a good match-up. which means, though, this year's super bowl we'll have teams from two states where recreational marijuana is legal. [ cheers and applause ] oh as pizza deliverymen put it, pray for us. [ laughter ] the super bowl where both states have legal weed. people who make doritos are calling it a stoner vortex. [ laughter and applause ] the perfect storm. the perfect storm. stoner vortex about to happen. >> steve: stoner vortex. >> jimmy: #s

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you very much. welcome. hey. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." please, thank you for being here, everybody. oh, my goodness. hot crowd. >> steve: hot! >> jimmy: hot crowd right here. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the show. i love you guys. thank you very much. we've got a fun show tonight. welcome. thank you so much. let's get to some news. here's what people are talking about, everybody. poor president obama. he just can't catch a break, this guy right now. things are not -- i mean, he gave a major immigration speech yesterday in san francisco, and it didn't go well. he ended up getting heckled by one of the people standing on stage that were behind him. this guy was yelling, yelling something about stopping dertations and stuff like that and obama was cool. he said that the man was entitled to free speech, and then he turned to his security and was like, "deport that guy." [ laughter ] [ impersonating obama

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! use ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome! thank you. that is too nice! that is way too nice. [ cheers and applause ] welcome! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. we have five shows left. [ cheers and applause ] so, thank you for being here. it's exciting. we have a great show. but here is what everyone's talking about. last night, of course, was the state of the union address. and during his speech, president obama promised to focus on economic growth, education, and health care. or as people tuning in put it, oh, crap, it's a rerun. [ laughter ] i've seen this. i've seen this before. and this is great. at one point during the president's speech, joe biden really seemed to be enjoying himself. look at this clip. this is real. [ applause ] [ laughter ] >> one of the biggest factors in bringing more jobs back is our commitment to american energy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what is he doing? it's the state of the union. biden looks like he's picking out a doughnut.

jimmy fallon is a very funny guy and really easy to be interviewed by. i'm going to miss jay leno, i got to tell you, though. he has been a remarkable friend, and i don't know what his politics are, but just a really good guy. that is part of the fun of running for president. you get to meet some of these extraordinarily famous people, see how tall they are, see what they're like in real life. i have met you, for instance, we spent time together. that is a lot of fun. >> you know what. it just shows another side. i'm with you, i am a big leno fan, i wish he was not leaving late night. but fallon is really good, i like leno the best, i'm going to be there and suffer there through it and report on it wednesday night. thank you so much for being back with us, hopefully we'll see you soon. >> thank you so much. >>> and coming up tomorrow, i'll have the front row seat for the president's state-of-the-union address. all thanks to this man, congressman louis gomer, who is here to give me the rundown of what i need to know before i personally attend the speech.

she's been on "late night with jimmy fallon" several times. she made waves, you may recall, when she and fallon did the evolution of mom dancing. we kind of like that. fallon talked about performing with the first lady when he stopped by our studios a few months ago. >> one of the ideas we came up with is dancing. the evolution of mom dancing. i'll dress up as a girl and will dance with you -- >> she said, "sure, i'm in"? >> no, she said, "let me see the dances first." i sent her the dances, it was embarrassing. she said, "if he's willing to embarrass himself to get the word out, so am i." it's gotten 1, 700 hits on youtube or something. >> that was good. >> she's a good dancer, though. we've seen her dance before. >> they both are. >> we're not very good skaters. >> no. >> we should come up with a dance for the cold outbreaks that we have been getting. at least maybe we'd be a little warmer. folks, we're talking about unrelenting cold. you know, sometimes you come inside, you get the nice relief. even inside seems drafty. we've got a chance fo

. >>> just ahead, late night superstar jimmy fallon credits this one person with having more influence over his biggest decision than just about anyone else. so who is it? >>> welcome back. with the tail end of our arctic outbreak, we'll see a nice warm-up this afternoon after a very cold start. areas like new york and d.c. getting up in the 20s and 30s considering how cold it was yesterday, 42 in atlanta. the southeast will be much better this afternoon. still very cold, though, minneapolis. a chunk of cold air came down over you last night. as we go through tomorrow, you even warm up to 17 which is considerably warmer than you've been. chicago 25. we will see some rain heading in the general direction of arkansas, oklahoma, and texas as we go into our thursday. by the time we get to the weekend, all of that heads to the east coast. a warmer weekend on the eastern seaboard but rainy. >> even some 70s and 80s on the map. i'm jealous, though. thank you, bill. >>> "elle" magazine is facing controversy for its latest covers. the only woman of color on the cover, her photo was in black and

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody! thank you so much! hey! that's a lot of love! makes you feel good! welcome! hot crowd! [ cheers and applause ] hot crowd. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. oh, my goodness. welcome. fun show tonight. welcome, everybody. welcome to the show. let's get to some news stuff. here's what people are talking about there. the grammy awards were last night. did you guys watch the grammys? [ cheers ] it was really good. i enjoyed it. some fun things there. the big winners were daft punk and lorde, which is great. the big loser was the guy sitting behind pharrell williams. [ laughter and applause ] even the pope was like, "hey, down in front." come on. couldn't see anything. last night daft punk won five grammys including album of the year. [ cheers and applause ] it was great. fans said it was great to see someone new finally win the award. then daft punk pulled off their helmets to reveal they're actual

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome! welcome, everybody.h, thank you very much! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] thank you guys, so much! welcome! welcome, everybody to "late night with jimmy fallon." hot crowd. hot crowd tonight. [ cheers and applause ] there is no polar vortex in this studio tonight. we are hot! welcome, everybody. thank you for being here. i appreciate it. let's get to some news here. before all the screaming stops. [ laughter ] justin bieber, everyone. [ audience aws ] poor guy. i don't know. he's in some trouble, man. he was arrested today in miami for drag racing and drunk driving in a rented lamborghini. which is pretty surprising when you hear that the only race car he had been in before that was his bed. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] mom, can i stay up to watch "late night"? no, go to your lamborghini. that's right, bieber was arrested for drunk driving in a lamborghini. he's facing a pretty stiff penalty. they're saying he can get up to two years of being his own neighbor. which is just awful. it is a

jimmy fallon will take over the big show. sat down with matt lauer for a heart to heart on the transition. >> obviously, i look up to jay so we talk every couple weeks or something like that, and i just love his attention to detail and how he roots for me. all throughout late night. whatever, he'll give his advice or say, i saw that one piece. that was great. >> i think he's probably the closest to johnny of anybody else in late night. >> dear jimmy, i would say don't do any joke you don't really believe in. i would say never put your personal opinion ahead of the joke. johnny never did that. >> dear jay, i would say dear jay, i hope i make you proud. >> can i start with greg? steve allan, jack par, johnny carson, conan, jimmy, your thoughts? >> this is all about conan o'brien. this is jay embracing jimmy to get back at conan. it's public displays of affection with your new girlfriend to get over your cheating ex, and we're falling for it. a mutual admiration society based on anger over what happen today jay years ago. >> jay

and here he is -- jimmy fallon!applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. welcome, everybody, thank you so much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." look at this. hot crowd already. [ cheers and applause ] hot crowd. so happy you're here, so happy you're watching. thank you so much, everybody. welcome to our show. here's what people are talking about. after this big fight over obama care, it turns out that the website where you signed up for it all has all these glitches. the website is completely -- it's just crap. [ laughter ] it's so bad that today, president obama held a press conference to address the issue and he was like, "we will do our best to fix these technical problems." [ laughter ] "these technical problems." [ laughter ] "these technical problems." the teleprompter is busted. somebody broke the teleprompter. [ applause ] can't catch a break. i can't catch a break. [ applause ] but don't worry, the white house just announced that it is bringing in the best and brightest tech experts to

jimmy fallon, what do you think? >> look at this photo there. yep.hat's what you call killing one stone with two birds. >> and it was a warmup. >> don't do that in your games. >> just a warmup though. >> i know, he was really upset apparently. okay. thank you, richard. a creative idea to pay down that college debt. is riran's economy about to get millions? you're watching "first look" on msnbc. [ female announcer ] starting with the cocoa bean, and five simple whole grains, new multigrain cheerios dark chocolate crunch is breakfast... with benefits. start your day with a delicious new crunch. healthy never tasted so good. start your day with a delicious new crunch. if ...hey breathing's hard... know the feeling? copd includes emphysema and chronic bronchitis. spiriva is a once-daily inhaled copd maintenance treatment that helps open my obstructed airways for a full 24 hours. spiriva helps me breathe easier. spiriva handihaler tiotropium bromide inhalation powder does not replace fast-acting inhalers for sudden symptoms. tell your doctor if you have k

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. hot crowd. thank you. i appreciate that. oh, my goodness. hot crowd tonight. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon" everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we're snowed in you guys. it's gonna be a slumber party. get cozy. get cozy. welcome, everybody. we'll have fun tonight. let's get to new stuff. here is what people are talking about. there is a new interview where chris christie said he was shocked by the bridge-gate scandal and it felt like getting hit in the head with a two by four. of course in new jersey that is how people say hello. [ laughter ] hey bobbie sweatpants. give my best to the misses. [ laughter ] bobbie sweat pants. yeah, yeah, yeah. the scandals keep coming for the governor. now olympic gold medalist carl lewis is claiming chris christie pressured him to back out of the senate race in 2011 because he was up against one of chris christie's allies. that makes sense. if there is on

jimmy fallon is getting closer to his debut of the host of the "tonight show." smith will be his first guest as he takes the landmark show back to new york city. as far as his first musical guest, that will be a band that he has imitated at least once. ♪ do you know you are an inspiration ♪ ♪ you rock snl and a sarah palin impersonation ♪ ♪ you wrote your own drills, you wrote all of my jokes, too ♪ ♪ you were born in 1970 -- i mean 1982 ♪ >> all right. so that's a clip there of fallen doing his performance that he honored tina fey's mark twain prize for humor. no word if he plans to hop on the stage with u 2. >>> "saturday night live", the new cast member made her first appearance. she impersonated a prefamed rihanna in the barbados review of "blossom". >> before rihanna was an international star, here are the opening credits of blossom. ♪ don't know about the beat, it's anybody's game, and no reason for getting there ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >>> zamata is snl's first black cast member and she was well sprinkled throughout the show. >>> one of the best moments from snl came fro

>> well, let's watch jimmy fallon. >> look at this photo there. what you call killing one stone with two birds. >> today's sports is brought to you by just for men auto stop. grey is over. >> not only did they flip him off but he did a kick thing. he was mad all around. >> you're number one. >> is that what that is? a double number one. i'll remember that when i see you next. just ahead, while wendy williams had an on-air break down. plus 50 years aft british invasion paul and ringo plan to reunite. details next. no matter how busy your morning you can always do something better for yourself. and better is so easy with benefiber. fiber that's taste-free, grit-free and dissolves completely. so you can feel free to add it to anything. and feel better about doing it. better it with benefiber. we really you know? take a relaxingjust to unwind.a. but we can only afford one trip this year, and his high school reunion is coming up in seattle. everyone's going. then we heard about hotwire... and realized we could actually afford to take both trips. [woman

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much! hot crowd right there. hot crowd here in new york city. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. ah, feels good. it wakes you up. it doesn't just wake you up. it's refreshing. welcome. thank you. we have a great show tonight. it's going to be fun. all right. let's get to the jokes. here's what people are talking about -- i love you, too, man. everyone know the president's state of the union address was tonight. this is interesting just three weeks after the bridge gate scandal the mayor of fort lee new jersey was invited to attend that speech. yeah. when he heard that, chris christie was like, good luck getting there. [ laughter and applause ] don't get mad. no. actually that mayor should feel right at home in congress, you know, since they're a bunch of gridlocked people angry with the guy in front of them. [ applause ] yeah. political. political joke. [ laughter ] thank you. >> steve: preach

jimmy fallon about to step into the biggest shoes in television, johnny carson.ping him. this is a big -- >> he's launching a month from tonight. last night. >> that is not in dispute dispute is whether spring stein should have said i'd love to help you. >> words weren't mean. it's a guy talking about going to take a leak. i got to go to the bathroom. it wasn't mean. >> chris christy has bigger problems and he can handle this but it was mean spirited. >> this is not allowed. >> go ahead, kelly. >> did anyone else notice jimmy fallon sounded more like the boss? >> fallon is a great musician ask very talented. >> i'm looking forward to the show. i'm a brooklyn kid. it was great television. >> i bet chris christy would say -- >> he does, good for him if he does now, he knows the truth. >> buck you're so on thin ice. >> he's going down. >> thank you, stand by. up next, movie moguls who made millions from extremely violent gun movies like this one. >> i tried to start a new life but when i tried to get out, they did me in. >> now, he's taking aim at nra. hypocrisy any

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. thank you very much! oh! thank you! welcome. [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. can you feel it? the studio is rumbling right now. that's what i'm talking about. hot crowd. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. thank you for being here. [ cheers ] we've got a fun show tonight. really good show. kevin hart will be coming out later. we've got a great, great show. he's a funny guy. here's what people are talking about. a new poll found that hillary clinton is now leading governor chris christie by 13 points in a potential presidential matchup. [ scattered cheers ] of course, hillary hasn't wanted to comment during this difficult time for christie. so instead she's choosing to stay home, open a bottle of wine and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh. hey, it's the first lady's birthday. happy birthday to michelle obama who turns 50 years old today. ♪ yeah. she had a great time at

. >> jimmy fallon was on last night with bruce springsteen, anyway, jimmy seems to be a fan of chrisistie, and bruce, who you know, christie is a big fan him too, they had fun at chris christie's expense. take a look. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy does it, and that's really nobody does it in late night does it. bodes well, it's one month from the day or night that jimmy is going to premier as the host of the "tonight show." he just released a brand new promo that might look a little familiar. >> what are you doing? >> we are bringing "the tonight show" back to new york. >> quit walking like that. >> i can't help it. >> premiers february 17th. >> i love the bee gees. ♪ you can tell by the way i move my -- ♪ >> my voice is better somehow now. isn't that amazing. before i heard it -- >> this is nausiating. >> here is why, her name is jacqueline, she confessed that she is -- >> on her blog. >> a little al crunchy mama. which tells you something. she stopped because she was worried about the chemicals and she was so -- here is her before photo. oh, no. when she was using shampoo and then she found the

jimmy fallon coming up now! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right! hey! hey, everybody! wow. [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about right there. thank you! thank you very much. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. how you feeling? good? [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. thank you very, very much. i -- i'm so -- i am so sorry i was late getting out here. apparently i pissed off chris christie and he popped the tires on my city bike. and i just -- [ laughter ] yeah. this isn't good here. new jersey governor chris christie is dealing with a scandal after it was revealed that a top aide shut down access to the george washington bridge to get back at a democratic mayor for not endorsing him. christie was furious when they blocked the bridge, because he thought they said they were blocking the fridge. he was like,

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh!hat's what i'm talking about right there. hey. aw, you make me feel good. thank you. welcome. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys feeling good tonight? [ cheers and applause ] welcome and thank you for being here. you guys, we have mitt romney on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] we made him our first guest because he's still a little sensitive about coming in second. [ audience oohs ] so he's going to be out here first. [ light laughter ] let's see what people are talking about here. another rob ford story. toronto mayor rob ford. i'm so glad this guy is back. [ laughter ] he's good for the monologue. i guess, yesterday, ford was late for his speech because he got stuck on an elevator for 45 minutes. turns out, the problem with the elevator is that it was actually a broom closet. [ laughter ] that happens to a lot of people. you going to the lobby? talking to a mop. [ light laughter ] i guess we're taking the -- [ light laughter ] this is a weird thing. did you

and here he is -- jimmy fallon!plause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you very much. that's what i'm talking about right there. hot crowd. hot crowd right there. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." everybody, please make yourselves comfortable. stay warm. stay warm because we are in a polar vortex. [ light laughter ] we are in the polar vortex. that is what they are calling this thing. it is all over the news. huge cold front. i think the average temperature they are saying is 21 degrees in the united states, average. it is so cold. doctors are telling people to avoid drinking alcohol if they go outside. [ light laughter ] because it could lead to frost bite. and then parents who have been stuck inside with kids for three days are like, it's worth the risk. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i got ten fingers. i can drink with this hand. let's see what is going on in washington today? president obama invited unemployed americans to the white house for a discussion on income inequality.

jimmy fallon, what is he going to do with the rain i schedule -- the late-night schedule? ♪ >> we have got some big names ,"ming up on "in the loop including it greg maffei. boy, has he been busy with this deal. we will be talking to greg maffei in the next hour. we're back with our cohost for the hour, former nbc universal ceo bob wright. and,lps to acquire bravo though and was there for the -- bravo and telemundo and was therefore thursday night and "must see tv." s" being onefriend program i would never want to miss. so the war -- not a war, but the messy deal with johnny carson leaving and jay leno coming in. there will be another switch next month when a jay leno leaves and jimmy fallon takes his legs. will it be a drama? >> it certainly was a war, difficult and ugly. >> i tried to be nice. >> i don't think that is the case this time at all. has been extremely practical and the way he handled this and has given plenty of time and i have not seen any negativity. rs arefallon and seth meye 2 really talented people and they will bring a whole new energy to nbc as well as

jimmy fallon has been more of a showman, more of a comedian, more of a broader entertainer.t even have music on his show. he's topical. he's a is a tierist. he's a writer. he's the man who gave us the fantastic sarah palin material in 2008. so i think what he brings to it is a whole different game plan. remember, the irony of this is his studio is literally one floor above jimmy fallon's. >> oh, we know. we know. >> but he's considered to be lower on the food chain of booking guests, which means he will be booking more politicians, more thought leaders, more news makers. and that, i think, will give the show a different cast. >> that's the show that david letterman used to have. >> that's right. >> i'm excited for this. this will be interesting. let's talk about the next generation. you have this whole thing on innovation and what the babies born in 2014, the lives they'll live. one example is if i'm a girl, my name is likely to end in "lynn." how do you come up with this? >> purely random, but it's wonderful. the kind of information you love to be able to explain at cocktai

stinks. >> he is going to try to hurt you if you continue that. >> did anyone else notice that jimmy fallonlly a great musician, very talented. >> i'm so looking forward to his show. he is a brooklyn kid. it was great television last night. >> well, i'll bet you christie would say love you, that was funny -- >> good for him. >> now he knows the truth about springsteen, megyn. >> buck you are so on thin ice. >> you're going down, buck. >>> thank you, stand by, because up next, the movie mogul who made millions from extremely violent gun movies like this one. >> i decided to leave. settle down and start a new life. but when i tried to get out. they did me in. >> oh, and now he is taking aim at the nra, hypocrisy, anyone? plus, coming up on "hannity" at the top of the hour. >> the story of benghazi is penetrating, chris christie is taking accountability for what went wrong on his watch and fired people. name one person held accountable for four deaths or lying to the american people about what happened to the four brave americans. anyone have occasional constipation, diarrhea, gas, bloating? y

jimmy fallon joined by bruce springsteen who happens to be chris christie's idol. performed a christie themed parody of "born to run". ♪ jammed with drivers with no place left to go ♪ ♪ and the press conference went on and on ♪ ♪ it was longer than one of my own damn shows ♪ ♪ someday governor i don't know when this will all end ♪ ♪ but until then you're killing the working man whose stuck in the traffic jam ♪ ♪ i got to take a leak >> that's what i was thinking. that is going to be around for a while. chris christie may be known for thick skin but this must have cut deep. he has made no secret for his love for bruce springsteen which borders on infatuation. let's hope that doesn't put him over the edge last night. >>> everyone knows elected officials take a lot of heat online. if you read the comments section you know how nasty the critics can be. something all public figures learn to endure. a few made light of the mean tweets in a series of dramatic readings. >> i saw david vitter in >> i saw david vitter in starbucks this morning, hash tag loser. >> chris murph

and jimmy fallon. he's been hitting the jim, that guy.ive for christie? >> christie needs to explain how it is these underlings took such a drastic action. was it normal operating procedure? it still defies understanding. >> if he doesn't change the environment, something else will happen in the future. when they say it goes to character. if nothing else happens, this is fine. but if all of a sudden something else comes up, people will start to say, that goes to character. >> but it's not going away. this is really highlighting this issue. answers have to happen. >> i wonder when it comes up on "saturday night live." >> i'm sorry about this. i want to see a centrist republican run. >> okay. we'll come back and talk about that one could be. thanks, guys. "fast money" is coming up in a few seconds. melissa lee, what's ahead on the show. >> have you ever had a secret you were dying to tell somebody but didn't have the guts to? >> yes. >> there's an app for that now. whisper. we have the ceo coming on. supposedly, it's the next big, hot socia

these networks clearly try to get younger and jimmy fallon and jimmy kimmel, i sat in to kind of guest lecture, that makes me sound more important than i am, journalism class this year, and these kids who are all future journalism students hopefully working in the business not one of them owned a television and none of them watched the late night shows, none of them watched the nightly news which students. i don't think they're going orun out around buy televisions because seth meyers has a show. >> bill and ben, thank you for joining us tonight. >> thanks antonio. >> and strait ahead from the olympics to the world cup. dave zyron joins us to give us his predictions for 2013. . >> today's data dive rings in the number. about a million people who will have about 10,000 pounds of confetti dropped on them by midnight. about a billion is expected to watch the ball drop. since 1911 times square has celebrated all but two years during world war ii. are direct view to watch the ball and your savings drop. new year's eve parties at clubs are expensive the average tab at clubs cost $75. champag

. >> con jimmy fallon cuando me pregunta cómo se pronuncia tu nombre, le dije como "eugene", pero siy escribiendo de 0. >> muchas gracias. >> y el teléfono celualr muchas veces separa a las personas, llevando a entrometerse en las comunicaciones persona a persona, muchas veces llevando a terminar por menbsajes de texto. >> buenas noches. >> ♪. stituirse en un club. >> asÍ comenzamos. ♪ ♪

and we've only got .01 of an >>> we now know who will join jimmy fallon as he takes over the tonightw on february 17. the first guest will be actor will smith and u2. it will also move back to new york, its original home. the tonight show has been recorded in southern california since 1972. that's back when johnny carson moved it west. and for some shameless self promotion, you can catch jimmy fallon right here. >>> and the oscar goes to -- words every filmmaker dreams of hearing, and it could prove reality for two filmmakers. their film "facing fear" is up for an award. they want us all to win the power of forgiveness. >> the words and what i saw were far more painful throughout my life. >> the film is called "facing fear" a short documentary. >> it's a documentary about forgiveness. it's about a former neo-nazi who had beat a gay, homeless teenager. >> i kicked him in the forehead. >> and left him for dead on the street. >> reporter: 25 years off the attack, their paths crossed and they embarked on a long journey of forgiveness. that journey is the subject of the film. >> the 2013

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and folks, i want to thank all the hardworking twitter-bots that outvoted jimmy fallon's twitter-botts. i'm sorry, jimmy, i'm sorry, jimmy, i guess that's why they're cancelling your show in february. but i'm sure you'll find something by march. and finally, folks, because you chose me, i want to thank all the people out there. and i mean all of them starting with aaron a aardvark, thank you. aaron a aardvark, jr., you are the best. aaron b aardvarkenberg, we could not have done it without you, good anton onaardvark lopez garci captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> from comedy

and folks, i want to thank all the hardworking twitter-bots that outvoted jimmy fallon's twitter-botts. i'm sorry, jimmy, i'm sorry, jimmy, i guess that's why they're cancelling your show in february. but i'm sure you'll find something by march. and finally, folks, because you chose me, i want to thank all the people out there. and i mean all of them starting with aaron a aardvark, thank you. aaron a aardvark, jr., you are the best. aaron b aardvarkenberg, we could not have done it without you, good anton onaardvark lopez garci captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight the great scarlett johansson is going to join us a little bit later. [cheers and applause] but first, as you know, there's a bit of divide in this country. income inequality. the left thinks it's unfair because of disadvantages built

and folks, i want to thank all the hardworking twitter-bots that outvoted jimmy fallon's twitter-botts i'm sorry, jimmy, i'm sorry, jimmy, i guess that's why they're cancelling your show in february. but i'm sure you'll find something by march. and finally, folks, because you chose me, i want to thank all the people out there. and i mean all of them starting with aaron a aardvark, thank you. aaron a aardvark, jr., you are the best.

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by >> jimmy: thank you. welcome, everybody. thank you so much. that's a hot crowd right there. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very, very much. welcome. have a seat. thank you very much. welcome to our show, everybody. i'm so psyched. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." hot crowd. oh my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] i know why. it's because of the super bowl, right? it's because everyone's here in town -- yeah, yeah. i mean, everyone's talking about the super bowl here. and the forecast actually for sunday's game has actually improved in the last week. it's expected to be in the mid 30s with winds of only 6 miles an hour. [ light laughter ] or is that forecast would be known in atlanta, the apocalypse. [ laughter and applause ] 6 miles? do you understand? >> steve: golly! >> jimmy: that's right, it will be in the mid 30s at game time. that's a good temperature for new jersey. it's above freezing but not so war