i love jimmy fallon. i love jimmy kimmel.ut the jimmy i love most is jimmy choo. >> and this is not about us. it's about you. >> jimmy: what the hell is going on over there? [ laughter ] barbara's been gone what, four days? they're already begging for handouts. this is ridiculous. let me explain something because this seems to be a hard one for a lot of people to understand. the fact that jimmy fallon and i have the same first name does not mean we share responsibilities. [ laughter ] if he wants to send you pizza, that has nothing to do with me. just because my name is -- i'm not sending you anything. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] in fact, you know where i am going to send pizzas? i'll tell you where. to "the talk." [ applause ] because i can't tell the difference between them and you either. [ laughter ] how dare you try to bully me? i might send pizza to kathie lee and hoda too. ebay is a big mess today. you know, the data base that had passwords and information for all 145 million e bay users got hacked. and becaus

and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about there. welcome! [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the "tonight show," everybody. oh, what a great night to be here. it's gonna be fun tonight. [ cheers and applause ] great guests. let's get to the news here. everybody is talking about this. tmz just released a a surveillance video of beyonce's sister solange hitting and kicking jay-z in an elevator. it's pretty embarrassing for beyonce. then again, it's probably the best case scenario for when someone tells you, "hey, a a video just leaked online of your husband and your sister going at it." [ laughter ] this is much better. would rather see that. have you guys seen the video? >> audience: yeah! >> jimmy: well for those of you who haven't seen it. a little warning, it's pretty violent. [ laughter ] you may want to turn away from the screen. and you'll be seeing this -- you might want to turn away from from the screen for about a month. 'cause it's gonna be everywhere

. >> james fallon. >> jimmy: james fallon. > i miss you. >> jimmy: i miss you, so much. >> war has been so hard on me. [ laughter ] signed, j.t. ferllon. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: my original name was j.t. ferllon. that's when i was in a boy band. >> f-e-r-l-l-o-n. >> jimmy: j.t. ferllon. >> j.t. ferllon. >> jimmy: yeah that's what they called me. i got to congratulate you on this variety show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: this idea's been floating around for a long time. cause every snl i'm like, we should just do a variety show. >> i know. >> jimmy: and do like a crazy fun thing, and you did it. >> i did it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i effing did it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i do think there is no shows like that. when we grew up, we had like, "the muppet show." >> "sonny and cher." >> jimmy: "carol burnett," "sonny and cher." >> "donny and marie." remember "shields and yarnell?" >> jimmy: dude, here's what i love. i used to wave goodbye to donny and marie at the end, me and my sister would get sad. we'd wave goodbye to them. [ lau

>> jimmy: jimmy fallon. >> steve: what's that? jimmy: it's jimmy fallon. [ laughter ] >> steve: can i take a message? >> jimmy: happy cinco de mayo. [ laughter ] she's not there. [ cheers and applause ] the other big news today is that the white house released a a massive report on the effects of climate change, called the national climate assessment. which beats its original title, "it's getting hot in hurr." [ laughter ] that's right, the white house released a report on climate change. although the report might have more impact if they didn't release it right when the weather got nice. [ laughter ] it's actually -- i got to go play ultimate frisbee, dude. i'll definitely read that. [ laughter ] and this is pretty big. for the first time in 10 years, monica lewinsky is breaking her silence about her affair with bill clinton for a new essay in vanity fair. [ audience oohs ] in the essay she actually says, "it's time to burn the beret, bury the blue dress and move on." [ light laughter ] and americans said, "yeah, we did 15 years

it is 1-1. >> go. [ cheers and applause ] >> jadeveon clowney hung out with jimmy fallon. fallon clocked in at 6.9 in his 40-yard dash. clowney's 4.5 and his ferocious tackles could make him the number one pick tonight, giving him enough millions to buy his mom her dream house. >>> seattle seahawks richard share man with the $56 million contract, guaranteed $40 million in the deal but also making headlines with a "time" magazine interview where he explains why the nfl wouldn't have banned donald sterling. we have an nfl team called the redskins. i don't think the nfl is as concerned as they show. the nfl is more of a bottom-line league. if it doesn't affect their bottom line, they're not as concerned. >>> the hit streak extends to 27 games. he ties the colorado rockies franchise record and could break it. >>> finally, it starts off very cute with this these wayward puppies, but then there's this guy, the goalie. as i tell my 1-year-old, gentle, gentle. the goalie doesn't get it. the pup is rescued by a kinder official. >>> a 3-year-old boy is home safe thanks to a furry mem

attention. >> how to jimmy fallon get involved with this?allon got together to try to put together some kind of segment to bring ,ttention to stem fields science, technology, engineering and math. they came up with these ideas to find kidind out -- inventors. >> how many winners were there? >> there were three. >> how many were girls? >> one of them last night. another segment earlier, two of the three were girls. >> do you want to be an inventor? what is your favorite subject in school? >> i really like history and art. it is very inspiring, learning about the history and how they got all their architecture, all their art. it is inspiring. >> and for ge, is there a next step? contest, but is a is there business case here for you? is there something you can build out of this? >> we're not doing this to get new products for ge, but just feeling a great pipeline of inventors for our future. i'm still going to be hiring engineers for researchers when jessica comes out of school. i need a lot of great kids like jessica to be ready to help us ore

. >>> also jimmy fallon. >> number one draft pick, jadaveon clowney, you got watch. star command, i'm detecting increof happiness. ...and the speed readings are off the chart! paradise found! luscious locks! great glittering galaxies! the happiest place on earth keeps getting happier! this summer with a disneyland resort room and ticket package you get the time you need to enjoy it all. there's no end in sight! i'm going to need more time. >> the debate over gay rights is spilling over into the digital world, nintendo won't add same-sex options to the game. the campaign claims by not allowing same-sex relationships, gay players will miss out on parts of the game. same-sex marriage is not legal in japan. >>> well a glass of beer may ward off a painful condition. a new study shows that drinking beer may help women avoid rum toid arthritis. long term drinking of any challenge reduces the risk but beer has the best effect and it also boostse estrogen. >>> sport up next. if . >> good evening. mark jackson's seat on the warriors bench is still warm. the rumors on the next

so it's like happening. >> jimmy: really? >> fallonhashtag. you can just say jimmy or, sophia bush is here, or whatever, you should try it. it's really good. [ cheers ] and look because we impressed all the people at twitter i got a tweet from the ceo of twitter. and when you are a nerd that's like your porn basically. and dick costolo said it was a a big hit at the office. >> jimmy: wow that's pretty cool. >> so -- >> jimmy: well see, i think i invented the air hashtag. >> just try it. just say happening for me. >> jimmy: happening. [ laughter ] >> -- it feels good though, doesn't it? >> jimmy: no it didn't feel right at all. [ laughter ] >> okay, okay. >> jimmy: this is 2012 right? >> yeah but it was years before. it was just in 2012 i got to show it to evan williams. >> jimmy: well, my friend i would like you to look at this pudding. because there will be proof in the pudding. watch. a lot of times on twitter these lists get started where tweet out topics with a pound sign in front of them. on twitter they call it hashtag. for insta

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and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my goodness that's what i'm talking about. thank you you guys. welcome to the "tonight show." hot crowd. hot crowd tonight. you guys, thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here everybody. we have a great show tonight. oh, i love you too. here's what people are talking about. well, the billboard music awards were last night. did you guys see that? [ cheers ] there was a hologram of michael jackson performing a a new song and it was unbelievable. it was really realistic. it was colorful and i thought it was going to be just like obi wan kenobi. [ laughter ] but, no it was an actuall -- it looked like he was there. it was so realistic at one point tito actually asked him for money. >> steve: really? [ laughter and applause ] wow. that is realistic. >> jimmy: that's right the michael jackson hologram performed at the billboard music awards and then he left to go play golf with holograms of the tupac and elvis right af

he stopped by the "tonight show" to sing a duet with jimmy fallon. never mind the camo suit.ppened. ♪ ebony and ivory ♪ live together in perfect harmony ♪ ♪ side by side on my piano keyboard why don't we ♪ >> that's so troubling in so many ways. >> exactly. it is cool and creepy. >> i didn't know where to look. i was trying to -- >> look at the neck. look at -- there, he's getting disconnected right there. jimmy fallon's neck, a little hint, not jimmy. >> that's not jimmy. >> you didn't guess under "the tonight show" suit. i'm frances rivera. this is "early today." we hope it is your first stop of the day here on nbc. ♪ [ male announcer ] if you can clear a table [ sneezes ] without lifting a finger, you may be muddling through allergies. try zyrtec® for powerful allergy relief. and zyrtec® is different than claritin® because it starts working faster on the first day you take it. ♪ zyrtec®. muddle no more™. [ female announcer ] and now introducing children's zyrtec® dissolve tabs for full 24 hour allergy relief. >>> leading the news in the chicago tribune this morning, aviati

and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you.nk you very much. thank you very much. thank you. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] yeah. oh, that's what i'm talking about right there. hot crowd. welcome to "the tonight show" everybody. we're here. it's going to be a fun show tonight. hugh jackman in the house tonight. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy page in the house tonight. >> steve: what! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and the one the only barry gibb in the house tonight. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's a great show. >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: this is the show to be at. this is gonna be great. but first, here's what's people are talking about. this is a real shocker, you guys. i almost couldn't move this morning, i was so shocked about this. [ laughter ] you guys, olympic gold medal winning ice dancer meryl davis won "dancing with the stars" last night. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] she won the whole thing. >> steve: no! no! >> jimmy: when asked how she managed to edge out the competition, meryl was like

jimmy fallon is next. to see you here tomorrow. >> bye-bye. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- maya rudolph robert duvall musical guest, lily allen and featur

and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hot crowd!come to "the tonight show," everybody. how you feeling? good? [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. welcome to the show. we got a hot show for you tonight. here is an update on our pal toronto mayor rob ford. [ laughter ] in a new interview, ford said that he's enjoying rehab because it reminds him of e football camp he went to as a a kid. and the counselor said, "actually, this is a football camp. you wandered here last night at 3:00 a.m. please leave." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it's not rehab. rob ford says he likes rehab because reminds him of the football camp he went to as a a kid. and then his parents are like, "that was also rehab." [ laughter ] it reminds me of a story. my parents --this is a true story. our neighbor tom. when we were kids, me and my sister had this neighbor tom. we loved him, we always waved hi to him. he was a nice guy. and then tom died. and my parents said --we go, "where's tom?" and she goes, "he went on vacation." [ laughter ]

and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much.! oh, that's what i'm talking about right there. hot crowd. welcome to "the tonight show" everybody. thank you for being here. oh my goodness. [ cheers ] it's a big show tonight. we're going to have a lot of fun. yeah thank you for being here. guys here's what people are talking about. kim kardashian's wedding to kanye west is just a week away, guys. yeah and rumor has it that kim and kanye might be getting married in florence instead of paris. [ audience oohs ] or as bruce jenner's invite says, still paris. wait a second, i heard -- [ laughter ] of course the other big story is that a fight between jay-z and beyonce's sister, solange. [ laughter ] well the three of them released a statement together saying that everybody's apologized to each other and they have moved on as a united family. [ audience aws ] and if they're like my united family, they'll only bring up the incident every thanksgiving. [ laughter ] you want to take the stairs next time. [ applause ] that's right. beyonce,

jimmy fallon's night of inventions. >> jimmy: now i love inventions.st and brightest kids out there. i think you're going to be amazed at what we came up. so let's meet our first inventor. first up is jessica. jessica, come on over. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] hi. how are you, pal? >> i'm great. >> jimmy: jessica, how old are you? >> i am 10 years old. >> jimmy: 10 years old? oh my gosh. that's so awesome. now you're 10 years old and you just came up an idea, an invention. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this one's called the -- what's it called? the ez-moo milk dispenser. >> yes. >> jimmy: alright. do you want to explain what this thing is and how did you come up with the idea? >> so the ez-moo milk dispenser is just a milk dispenser that makes getting milk a lot easier and without the mess. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. easier --what are you talking about? how is it a mess? [ laughter ] do you just throw it around your house? or this is for people that -- how did you come up with this? >> so i was just trying to pour myself a glass of milk one day and i missed the glass cau

. >>> also a top nfl draft pick gets busy with jimmy fallon. >>> and a new type of relief pitcher. it is thursday, may 8th. "early today" starts right now. >>> good morning. i'm frances rivera. the global campaign to bring home hundreds of kidnapped school girls in nigeria is growing. but boca haram, the group behind the attack, is showing no signs of freeing the girls anytime soon. first lady michelle obama is one of several big names lending support to the abducted girls. she tweeted, our prayers are with the missing nigerian girls and their families. it is time to bring back our girls. former secretary of state hillary clinton is calling the kidnapping an act of terrorism. malala yousufzai, the pakistani teen who survived an assassination attempt by the taliban is calling the kidnapped girls her sisters. she offers a message saying never lose hope because we are with you. other celebrities like amy pole a poehler and chris brown are lending their support as well. there are more than a million tweets being published using the hash tag. nigerian police are offering a $300,000 rewa

i'm on "the tonight show", jimmy fallon. but -- >> i'm so happy for y >> jimmy: oh, stop. are because you've got the "the voice" and then you come back then -- >> when we used to go on "snl," he would -- our office be next to each other. and we're both big music fans and he'd walk in with glasses on when i was doing "trl mtv and he'd be like, "hey, how about this for snl? "hi, i'm carson daly and i'm a a massive tool." [ laughter ] i would be laughing, you know, and i'd like, "i don't even wear glasses, why are you doing that?" >> jimmy: i remember you did at on you did wear glasses. >> yeah, i did at one poi >> jimmy: but i h costume for you. >> it's so crazy. and here we are. i'm so stoked for you. >> jimmy: i know. now here we are next to each other. you the best yo remember when as you? >> dressed as me! >> jimmy: as you, yeah. we both had matching outfits. why did you do that anyway? >> jimmy: i don't know. >> was that eminem, real slim shady or something? >> jimmy: no. wait, wearing the or which one? >> yeah, no, why w

and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about right there. beautiful crowd. hot crowd. welcome to "the tonight show" everybody. thank you for being here. what a show tonight. oh my goodness. louis c.k. >> steve: come on. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: jack white and neil young. [ cheers and applause ] tonight! >> steve: here! >> jimmy: insane. welcome to the show everybody. here's what people are talking about. tonight clippers owner donald sterling broke his silence in an interview with anderson cooper, where he insist that he's not a racist. [ laughter ] because what better way to prove you're not racist than by sitting down with the whitest man on tv. [ laughter ] hair is even white. in the interview, sterling apologized for his racist remarks and said that his girlfriend v. stiviano baited him into saying those things. when asked him how she baited him he said, "by asking what i think about black people." [ laughter ] that was unfair. totally out of line. >

and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much!h! that's a great crowd! beautiful. welcome everyone to "the tonight show." thank you for being here. oh, the start of the week. this is a great way to kick it off. welcome everybody. thank you for being here. it's going to be fun. let's get to the news here. here's what everyone is talking about here. of course this weekend was the white house correspondent's dinner and during his speech on saturday president obama made fun of his low poll numbers, the botched obamacre rollout, and governor chris christie. [ light laughter ] while i was on the gone with putin negotiating a cease fire in ukraine. [ cheers and applause ] if he's gonna do my job -- ruined my whole weekend. obama actually had some pretty funny lines at the dinner but since he's not a trained comedian, i think he was concerned that people wouldn't know when the laugh. so he had a very interesting technique to make sure that people new when we got to the punchline. take a look. >> in 2008 my slogan was yes we can. in my 201

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and now, here's your host -- jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody! welcome, welcome. thank you very much. thank you. hey! thank you very much. oh! that's good, buddy. oh! that's what i'm talk about right there. that's a hot crowd. amazing crowd. welcome, everybody. welcome. to the "tonight show." thank you for being here. thank you very much for being here, everybody, and thank you for watching at home. here's what people are talking about. i want to congratulate 32-year-old stephan jeffrey for winning season 13 of "american idol." [ cheers and applause ] also all of you clapping are liars because i made up that name. [ laughter ] not even the right age. the person who won. the real guy's name caleb johnson, 23-years-old. that's really his name. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] caleb johnson. good for him. he's talented. here's some good news, you guys. the organizing committee for the 2016 olympics in rio just announced that 38% of the venues are completed. [ applause ] whe

and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's the stuff right there. oh. oh, that makes you feel so good. welcome to the "tonight show," everybody. here we are. [ cheers and applause ] oh, that's fun. we're going to have fun tonight, everybody. oh yeah, it's a hot show. welcome, welcome, welcome. here is what everyone is talking about. it's a tough day for our pal, toronto mayor rob ford. [ cheers ] today he announced that he is checking into rehab. yep. he said he entered rehab this week to deal with the problem swiftly. and also because monday is cinco de mayo and he ain't missing that. [ laughter and applause ] that's the day of all days. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: i got to get this taken care of, man. quickly. that's right. rob ford checked into rehab. >> steve: oh, no, no, no. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's right. rob ford checked into rehab. >> steve: oh no, no, no. >> jimmy: because of a new video that shows him allegedly smoking crack in his sister's basement. [ light

i mefer thought i could snooker jimmy fallon and his company to do this.ll over for billy joel and kevin specey last week. >> i didn't realize you went to high school in 1909. >> it was in the 80s. we are looking for good old-fashioned harmony. what is better than four guys singing in the bathroom after school? >> there are so many things i can't begin to count. >> we have a show this weekend. put the flier up there. we are singing in new hampshire. come on, we will find it. find me on the website. we are singing in a high school auditorium. last topic. did he or didn't he? congressman joe garcia has been accused of picking and eating ear wax live on c-span. >> i want to thank you for your willingness to make progress on this issue. any of the collection of phone records and making sure other surveillance authorities cannot be used in a similar way are critical priorities and i -- >> the house judiciary committee is undecided a whether he was trying to eat the wax or naw off his own finger. who knows it was ear wax. maybe there was a piece of a bagel in th

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon" tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- seth macfarlane, thandie newton, musical guest, rascal flatts,

and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about, right there. [ cheers and applause ] hot crowd! welcome! welcome, everybody, to "the tonight show." thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] oh, i love you too. we're going to have fun tonight. it's going to be a big show tonight. billy joel is in the house. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: he's the best. let's talk about the news, though. what's happening now. obama is by himself right now, you guys. very lonely. i guess the first lady, michelle obama, and their daughters sasha and malia are visiting china for the next week. so the president actually said that the white house feels very lonely without them. [ audience awws ] then he said, "okay, i think they bought it. time for some march madness, baby! let's do it! picture in picture! i want to see all the games!" [ laughter ] you can kind of tell obama's lonely just by the tweets that he's been sending out. like last night he tweeted, "hey,

and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about right there. [ cheers and applause ] hot crowd. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. we got a big show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] big show tonight, we're giving out water bottles tonight. [ cheers ] very exciting. welcome. oh, i love you too. welcome to the show. thank you for being here, thank you for watching at home. here's what people are talking about. this is everywhere online today. a high school student in connecticut actually asked vice president joe biden to her prom. [ light laughter ] of course, he couldn't go. but he sent her a corsage and a a nice handwritten note instead. [ audience awws ] or as some bored guys in connecticut put it, "dude we totally catfished biden. [ laughter ] what do we do with this corsage? put it on your head. [ applause ] put it down your pants. let me take a picture." and yesterday president obama made an unscheduled stop at a a little league game while he was on his way t

and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, thank you very much! welcome! [ cheers and applause ] hot crowd right there! hot crowd! welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." thank you for being here. you look good. you look great. welcome to the show. here's what people are talking about. of course the big story is this donald sterling mess. last night was part two of the anderson cooper interview with sterling. and during the interview sterling said that people think of him as an ogre or frankenstein. which isn't true because frankenstein and ogres are still allowed at nba basketball games. they're allowed to go. [ laughter ] sterling also talked to anderson cooper about has having a mistress. here he's what he had to say about it. >> when you're so old, you don't think it's wrong anymore if you have a little bit of fun. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: my grandpa says the same thing when he leaves the house with no pants on. we just let h

and now, here's he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, welcome.nk you, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] oh, oh, it's a hot crowd. welcome everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." thank you for being here everyone. [ cheers and applause ] we got a great show tonight. it's gonna be fun. here's what people are talking about. it's a very big weekend for basketball fans. if for first time in nba playoffs history tomorrow there will be three game sevens on the same day. [ audience oohs ] very exciting. even better news, donald sterling can't go to any of them. [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] that's not allowed. also a big weekend in washington. tomorrow night reporters and the celebrities will attend the white house correspondents dinner. which is going awkward when the reporters from cnn just spend all night trying to find their table. [ laughter ] day 17 of the table search. breaking news. we still haven't found the table. [ laughter ] we're on our way to -- that's right. reporters and politicians will attend the white house correspondents d

and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you.nk you very much. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] oh my gosh. you guys look fantastic. welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] guys, i'm so excited i haven't told anybody about this yet. and i just got word it is official. this audience can kick all other audience's asses. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ that's why this works. that's right. it's fleet week here in new york city. very exciting, and in honor of fleet week and memorial day our audience tonight is made up of service men and women who fight for our country. meanwhile have a panic attack every time i play "call of duty." [ laughter ] where can i hide? where can i hide? that's right, there are thousands of the sailors walking around the city tonight, meaning tomorrow morning we'll see the world's most impressive walk of shame. [ laughter ] sir, ma'am. ma'am, sir. [ cheers and applause ] that's my hat. that's my hat. i want to give a shout out to our friend marco andretti who's gonna be racing in the indy 500 this weekend.

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and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, everybody. looking good! [ cheers and applause ] please welcome, sit down. welcome everybody. that sounds great. welcome to "the tonight show" everybody. hot crowd tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: hot! >> jimmy: hot! hot, like lava. hot crowd. welcome to "the tonight show" you guys. this is awesome. good to see you. we're going to have fun tonight. hot show tonight. oh my goodness. big show. emma stone on the show. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: lovely, lovely. >> jimmy: stone bone. >> steve: stone bone. >> jimmy: stone bone on the show. we have robinson cano. [ cheers and applause ] we love him. keith urban is rocking it out on the show tonight! [ cheers and applause ] that's the type of show -- unbelievable. but welcome everybody. let's get to some news here. here's what people are talking about. of course it is donald sterling. [ audience boos ] he's not here. [ laughter ] well, i guess he's the owner of the l.a. clippers b

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and now, here's your host jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's what i'm talking about. oh my goodness. welcome to "the tonight show everybody." that was a nice warm welcome. thank you very, very much. hot crowd. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: hot. >> jimmy: hot crowd. a fun show planned for you tonight. let's talk what everyone is talking about, march madness. [ cheers and applause ] big upsets. big upsets. duke -- duke lost. just yell out colleges. just make up words. [ light laughter ] yell out fake words. doesn't even matter, yeah. cornelius! number 12 seed harvard beat number 5 seed cincinnati. [ cheers and applause ] big upset. harvard students has haven't been this excited since the last time they told someone they go to harvard. [ laughter ] "what, i told you four times already? well i go to harvard." [ laughter ] that's right, number 12 seed harvard beat number 5 seed cincinnati. fans were like, "wow, do you know the chances of something like that happening?" then all the harvard players said

and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much.nk you. awesome. that's what i'm talking about right there. hot crowd. welcome to "the tonight show" everybody. thank you for being here tonight. great show tonight. good looking crowd. welcome. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. welcome, welcome to the show. we're going to have fun here. here's what everyone's taking about. last night was the first round of the nfl draft. it was right across the street at radio city music hall. a lot of excitement there but it was a little tense. tense night for quarterback johnny manziel. [ laughter ] also known as johnny football they call him. it was tense for him because everyone expected him to go pretty high in the draft. he fell to number 22. at one point the "today" show was like, "so, how do you feel about johnny foosball?" [ laughter ] so cool. that's right johnny manziel fell all the way to number 22. but as he was getting passed over he got messages of support from his fans while i just got flashbacks to gym class. [ laughter ] ♪ [ lau

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