>> jimmy: yeah. >> i'm scared of you. [ laughter ] james -- james fallon -- >> jimmy: when you're on band. that's for the band. james fallon -- >> jimmy: so -- >> you're interrupting me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] james? ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you were here. all i ask in this summation is did he, james john seamus fallon, do his imitations of a certain person? we're not naming any names! [ laughter ] did he have certain -- [ laughter ] [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i'm not asking -- >> all of you, all of you are out of this. out! did he do verbal spaces -- [ knocking ] >> jimmy: order! order in the court. order in the court. that is out of line. >> no, you did not let me -- >> jimmy: bill, please have a a seat. >> where are you? what happened to you? >> jimmy: over here, bill! over here, bill! hey! >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: i'm over here. whoa, would you like a marker? >> no! >> jimmy: okay. >> what is that? >> jimmy: i hold all my markers in this. >> oh, don't do that. i thought -- at my age, i thought something fell out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, nothing fell out. >> no, y

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you.nk you very much. that's great, fantastic. that's what we want. i feel the love. i feel the love. welcome, everyone, to "the tonight show." welcome, everybody. thank you for being here. you guys doing good tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. oh, my goodness.

on jimmy fallon last night, pierce bronson dropped by to play the nintendo classic golden

jimmy fallon. to, you know -- >> jimmy: we can do a thing. [ cheers and applause ] what do you want to do? >> i don't know, man. you and timberlake look so cool, man. y'all have as much fun as two straight guys can have. [ applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's true. >> stick it right to the -- straight to the head! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this close. >> steve: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that's the way we do it. >> let me tell you something -- ah! right there and then you go "where the hoes?" "where the hoes?" >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] don't say that. >> not like that. >> jimmy: i know, exactly. >> it's the "the tonight show", i'm sorry. >> jimmy: yeah. >> on the old show, i could say anything. >> jimmy: no, this is the "tonight show." >> now i've got to watch myself >> jimmy: you're chris rock. you can do whatever you want. >> i'm all right. >> jimmy: i try not to imitate you when i talk about you or i see something that i think should be a chris rock joke. >> you do better chris rock jokes than me.

i'm moving on. >> steve: uh, yeah, this is jimmy fallon. ter ] >> jimmy: my voice -- >> steve: so, if you have a a message for me, just leave a a number -- >> jimmy: that's not my voice. >> steve: -- at the beep because i'm not home right now. so, if you want to reach me -- >> jimmy: it won't shut off! [ laughter ] >> steve: hello, hello. >> jimmy: hello? >> steve: yeah, hi. i was wondering if you want some crack? >> jimmy: all right, bye. [ laughter ] >> steve: that was your answering machine. >> jimmy: do you want crack with that? ♪ thank you, apple plans for a a smart wrist watch. wow, a device that can do all the things an iphones can do plus tell the time like an iphone does? count me in! [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: what's that -- what's that awful thing around your wrist? >> steve: what, this thing? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: wait a sec. it's my iwatch. >> jimmy: oh, cool. i got one too. it's also a phone. >> steve: really? well, my phone doesn't work but it's an iwatch. >> jimmy: no, this is cool. [ imitates pho

>> steve: and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very, very much. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. it's going to be a great show. well, here's what people are talking about. i saw that president obama went to the beach yesterday while he's vacationing on martha's vineyard. which got weird when he took out his metal detector to search for $16 trillion in quarters. [ laughter ] he's like, "hey look. oh. oh, just a bottle cap, damn it." a lot of people are upset that president obama went to the beach yesterday with everything that's going on in the world. you know, times are tough for obama because even the sharks were like, "i'm not going near that guy." i mean, it's just bad. [ laughter ] but i think obama understands people's concerns. after spending the day at the beach, he said, "this has been fun but i should really get back to the golf course because priorities are priorities." [ laughter ] also, during a fund-ra

justin timberlake called out jimmy fallon, as well. >> i just saw justin timberlake. >> you've been called serio. >> low called you snout. >> my dear friend marilyn russell from ben p.m. thanks. >> so is this over twitter? >> she did it over twitter. >> so everybody knows. >> yes. >> so what are you going to do? >> have to doing something before the end of the day. >> what about tomorrow in the 9:00 hour of good day philadelphia. should we do it then? >> i think that's sound like a plan! >> up for the challenge? >> ya. >> now she. now she -- oh, and kacie wants to dump it on you? >> okay. >> all right, castly do it, too. but somebody tweeted me said if everybody is doing the ice bucket challenge like how are they raising the money, first like president obama and michelle obama won't do it, will make a donation, the ice bucket part bridges awareness to the cause. and people are donating so awareness, people also writing checks. >> coolest thing when the researchers at jefferson hospital looking for a cure, they did it, too. >> so nice weather tomorrow? >> it won't be hot, cool, comfort many

>> steve: and now, here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's unbelievable! thank you so much, everybody! and welcome to "the tonight show"! thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] aww! we're gonna have fun tonight. well, here's what everybody's talking about. it's more trouble for our pal, toronto mayor rob ford. [ laughter ] he's the best thing ever happened to our show. >> steve: gosh. god bless him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, he's facing some criticism for accidentally showing the phone numbers of his supporters in the new campaign commercial. [ laughter ] in response, people said, "no biggie. i gave them a fake number anyway. [ laughter ] i mean, i'm not going to give a a real number. have rob ford calling me?" [ laughter and applause ] so, rob ford critics also say his campaign ad broke regulations because it was shot in his office at city hall. ford was like, "seriously, that's what you bust me for? [ laughter ] i just dropped acid at a a cockfight and you -- [ laughter ] i'm in trouble

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. >>> and we have jimmy fallon apparently on assignment. >> jared leto is here.d 30 seconds to mars. >>> going gigabit, in other words, really, really fast internet speed, and it's coming to cupertino. fiber lines providing a gigabit per second will be soon coming. that means users will be able to download a movie for example in 30 seconds. access to fiber will likely cost around $70 to $90 per month. it will likely be six months before it is in place. >>> united airlines announced a new partnership with uber. through the smartphone app, travelers will be able to call a uber ride to the airport. here in california, they are calling for uber and lyft to stop operating at airports. >>> a big shakeup involving one of the shark's most popular players. and all that confusion unravelled or explained by gerard moncure. stay with us. ♪ go! go! wow! go power...oats! go! made from oats cheerios! cheerios! go, go, go! go power oats! go! cheerios! go power! go...power! yayyyy! >>> good evening. gerard moncure here in the sports net studios. not often does a team make the sta

. >>> so the tonight show and jimmy fallon decided it was time to talk about -- >> here is jimmy fallon's latest joke. ♪ >> thank you the "today" show for planning to perform a musical written by kathie lee or also known "the wine king". ♪ merlot ♪ riesling and pinot grigio >> that might be his best one yet. >> i beat him at beer pong all the time. >> he was road kill. >> you are about to make road kill out of somebody. >> yesterday you guys remember her son, cody, heard about this ice bucket challenge. >> he was challenged by his friends. >> you dump a bucket of ice and the proceeds go to als. >> he called me out. >> i challenge hoda kotb. >> he did it yesterday. >> this morning 6:30. >> i took the challenge. >> take a look. >> i hear you. i am going to take the als ice bucket challenge. i am prepared and ready to go. >> what we are going to do is -- >> these are people from the crowd. you guys ready to help me out. >> you know i hate to get my air wet. here we go. five, four, three, two, one! [ cheers and applause ] i will challenge three people. the first person i am challenging is kat

. >>> and on a much lighter note, julia roberts has a ball with jimmy fallon on the "tonight show." wait until you see the actress respond to a not so friendly fan. this is "way too early." >>> hey, everybody. great to have you with us. good morning, i'm thomas roberts, it's friday, august 1st. welcome to "way too early," the show also afraid to meet julia roberts. we met her twice and she was very nice. we'll talk about that coming up. but we want to begin in the middle east where hopes that a new cease-fire deal would end the violence between israel and hamas. however, that's already fading. a short time ago. two hours after the three-day truce went into effect, hamas accused israeli tanks of killing four palestinians. john kerry and the u.n. chief announced the deal after another day of fierce fighting. 17 palestinians were killed on thursday in clashes between israel and hamas. one israeli air strike is being blamed for the deaths of ten members of a family in gaza. five israeli soldiers also killed in a bombing. and officials say militants fired nearly a dozen rockets into isra

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"the tonight show starring jimmy fallon" is next. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6beller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." ♪ tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- sylvester stallone eve hewson the winner of "last comic standing," rod man

"the tonight show with jimmy fallon" is coming up next with pretty woman, julia roberts, and andy cohengood night. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." ♪ tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- julia roberts andy cohen comedian, ron funches

jimmy fallon coming up next with rory and tiger. >> thank you for joining us. have a good night. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- bill cosby rory mcilroy and tiger woods musical guest, royksopp and

. >> "tonight show" host jimmy fallon also took a moment to remember williams late last night. >> and you would watch him and you would cry laughing and you would think i'm never going to see anyone like this human ever. it was just amazing. his brain was always thinking ten steps ahead of what he was saying. he was like the muhammad ali of comedy. >>> to the latest in iraq. this morning there are 130 more u.s. troops at work in erbil, iraq's worst hot spot. defense secretary chuck hagel said this is not a combat boots on the ground kind of operation. the troops were sent to help ease the humanitarian crisis and help refugees trapped by isis. nbc's richard jordan is live in the nation's capital. good morning. what's the latest? >> good morning. that u.s. support team is already there. france says it will send arms to the kurdish fighters in iraq and australia's prime minister is considering sending combat troops to fight there on the ground in iraq as well. a clear indication the crisis is escalating and so is the international response. more americans arrive in iraq, but u.s. officia

jimmy fallon up next.to prove a point about internet speeds, we slowed down an up escalator this is crazy like i don't get it, this one is working ladies, shouldn't up be as fast as down? yeah. shouldn't internet speeds match as well? yes. do your socks match? my socks match. do your eyeballs match? yes. cable does not match the speeds. makes you want to go mad. erggggh. only verizon fios comes with speed match. upload speeds as fast as your download speeds. join now at fiosspeedmatch.com. verizon. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- jim carrey & jeff daniels. taylor schilling. musical guest, ed sheeran. anfeat

"the tonight show starring jimmy fallon" is coming up next. >> stay up and watch. have a great night. we'll see you back here tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- josh brolin, artie lange, giada de laurentiis,

>> that was pretty good, jimmy. fallon goes on to say he would watch williams and quote, cry laughing. he showed this clip of williams' very first appearance on "the tonight show" back in 1981. of course, johnny carson hosted it back then. when it was over, fallon stood atop his desk to declare, "oh, captain, my captain, you will be missed." the san francisco giants stood together in silence before last night's games to honor williams as well. he was a giants fan for decades. cheered the team on at at&t park, and for that matter, at candlestick. in addition to a moment of silence, the giants also played a video tribute for williams, displayed messages for the fans. at the park, williams famous for bringing the crowd to its feet before game one of the 2010 playoffs. really turned out to be a good luck charm. the giants, as you well know, ended up winning the world series. fans say it was an unforgettable moment. >> when he came out, he was screaming and shouting and he got the vibe going. he brought a lot of laughter into a

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you.ciate that. thank you very much. that's very nice. thank you very much, that is great. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] feels good. i feel the love. i feel the love. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. thank you for being here and thank you for watching. >> man: i love you. >> jimmy: i love you, too, sir. [ laughter ] love is in the air, man. it's all good. it's good. we need some positivity. we need it. because the news is just terrible. of course, everyone is talking about what's going on in ferguson, missouri. it's a pretty tense situation right now and it seems like it just keeps getting worse. the police have actually just started arresting journalists. it's true. but when the cops saw the crew from cnn, they were like, "well, you guys are fine." [ laughter ] >> steve: hey! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: plus, people are still fighting about immigration. congress is suing the president. i'm not saying things are bad, but the middle east just sent diplomats to negoti

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, everyone! welcome to "the tonight show." thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] that's a great new york city crowd right there. thank you for being here. here's what everyone's talking about. our pal, our friend, the former congressman anthony wiener is back in the news. i heard that he's opening a new restaurant that will specialize in healthy, local food. [ laughter ] people say the food is fine, but the portions look much bigger in the photo. [ laughter ] so anthony wiener is opening a a new restaurant. in fact, it's the first restaurant with a sign on the door that says, no shoes, no shirt, no pants, no underwear, no hats -- it's a long list. >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: a long list, yeah. >> steve: really. >> jimmy: that's right, it will specialize in local food. when people heard about that, they were like, "if i want local wiener, i'll stick to craigslist." [ laughter ] you're missing the point. >> steve: local food. >> jimmy

this is video of the 81-year-old comedian with jimmy fallon on the "tonight show" earlier this year. she stopped breathing during a minor throat procedure today. she went into cardiac arrest. her daughter, melissa, released a state saying her mother is resting comfortably and is with our family. >>> president barack obama is blaming russia for the escalating violence in eastern ukraine. at the white house today, president said the u.s. might impose new economic sanctions on russia, but he's ruling out any military options. as for syria, the pent fwagon i developing a strategy if the president decides to launch an attack with isis there. he spoke with reporters before meeting with his national security advisers to discuss options for confronting that terror group. >>> the nfl is taking a stronger stance against domestic violence after the controversial suspension of baltimore ravens running back ray rice. this incident right here inside revel casino back in february started it all. it shows rice dragging his apparently unconscious fiancee out of an elevator. the couple have since marr

jimmy fallon and news anchors put together something that will turn that frown upside down. this is "way too early." ♪ >>> hey, everybody. good morning. i'm thomas roberts. it is friday, august 22nd. welcome to "way too early," the show that was asked to contribute to that fallon bit. but it was way past our bedtime. but we look forward to showing it to you in the cooler. want to start this morning with the ongoing assault that's happening on militants as militants offer details behind the beheading of the american journalist. chuck hagel says they are an imminent threat and the nation's top general says it is likely impossible to stop the militants without going after them in both iraq and syria. >> isil is as sophisticated and well funded as any a group as we have seen. they're beyond just a terrorist group. this is beyond anything that we've seen. so we must prepare for everything. and the only way you do that is you take a cold, steely hard look at it. and get ready. >> this is an organization that has an apocalyptic end of days strategic vision. which will eventually ha

we'll take a look at what the tone show host jimmy fallon did overnight. plus, continue to watch the situation in iraq. dozens of military advisers sent to the region to stabilize the government. we'll have a live report from washington, next. >>> 5:42 right now. today, 130 additional u.s. military aediedy advisers in ir help the humanitarian effort. "today in the bay's" richard jordan live on capitol hill with the latest. good morning. >> good morning. that u.s. support team made up of u.s. marines and u.s. special forces. but defense secretary chuck hagel says they will not be fighting there on the ground then are there simply to provide security and to help in the humanitarian effort and calm political tensions unfolding in iraq. there is krits simple to obama's strategy here. peter king says the u.s. air strikes should be more widespread. right now the air strikes have been centered in erbil, where isis militants have a stronghold. but there are militants spread out throughout the country who believe the obama administration could cast a wider net. jac

last night jimmy fallon debuted a seven-minute parody of the house of cards. fallon called it the house of cue card. as you can see there, reimagined his role as host of "the tonight show" in the role of frank underwood. >> the final touch-up before the show. a good polish, everyone. >> mr. fallon, you have a phone call. >> a phone call is when someone calls you on the phone. hello? yes, dear, i'll be right there. my wife. i love that woman more than she could love her friend network pass word. >> much like the real house of cards, fallon ended with a shocking plot twist. one that no one could have predicted. >> kevin spacey didn't seem too impressed with fallon's impression of him today. he reacted to the sketch in character, writing on twitter, quote, the next time you go a parody and do it "house of cords" actually using them would be of help. using underwood's initial. ouch. the ice bucket challenge for als, taking the country by storm, he, his guests and band, the roots, drenched themselves on the tonight show set. after fallon received multiple challenge

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team fall-on, you guys are over there. >> jimmy: it's fallon. >> steve: what's that? alle: oh, god. [ laughter ] okay. >> steve: all right. we got this. song. card. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: higgins. >> steve: five. five words. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> steve: oh, jiminy christmas. >> five words. >> jimmy: no, we're not -- >> steve: belly. pregnant. stomach. >> jimmy: what do you have when you have a stomach? >> steve: woman. you're a woman. you're a pregnant lady. you're a mother. you're a mother. mother! ooh! mother. you talk. sing. mother sing. mother -- grab. mother -- chit char -- punch. mother. [ laughter ] no, not. stop! mother -- talk. mother. [ laughter ] mother puncher. mother punch. mother hit. stop. >> jimmy: mother puncher? [ laughter ] >> steve: mother belly? smuckers jelly! [ buzzer ] [ audience moans ] >> steve: what was it? what was it? >> halle: mama said knock you out! >> jimmy: oh! >> steve: i'm sorry. that's on me. [ cheers and applause ] >> halle: good job. >> jimmy: mother puncher. how can that remotely be mother puncher? >> steve: i don't know! i w

>> steve: and here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! fantastic! you so much. welcome, everyone, to "the tonight show." thank you for being here. thank you for watching at home. [ cheers and applause ] well, here's what people are talking about. first, i have to say happy birthday to former president bill clinton. that's right. he turned 68 years old today. happy birthday, bill. [ cheers and applause ] yep. 68, or as he calls it -- [ as bill clinton ] "one away from the fun one." [ laughter and applause ] i don't know what he means. i don't know what he meant. >> steve: i think he means 67. >> jimmy: 67. that's correct, yeah. [ light laughter ] speaking of the clintons, hillary clinton is returning to iowa next month for the first time since her failed presidential run in 2008. hillary denies just being there for politics. she was like, "i love iowa for their --" [ scattered cheers ] "okay, i'm running for president." [ laughter ] it's ridiculous. i had to say it some time. of course, the big story continues to be the situation in ferguson. and it

jimmie jimmy fallon's joke on the president a ratings hit?and at them everybody, 224 minutes after the hour. 25,000 is how many government workers identities identities were compromised during a major cyber attack. the breach may have exposed undercover investigators. next, $12,000, that's how much johnny manziel is being fined for giving the middle finger to the redskins' sideline. he says he was being taunted by the opposing team but needs to be smarter on the field. finally 11 ounces, that's how little pup, chihuahua cross. thought to be britain's tiniest dog. just four inches tall. look at him. >> is that a tea cup doggy? >> new late night television jimmy fallon joke about anything and still get ratings. even president obama isn't off limits. >> the president isn't really helping himself by going on vacation. in fact, president obama played the eighth round of golf of his vacation today. i mean, he has played so much golf, i guess he is getting pretty good. still not quite up to pro-level yet. i will show you what i mean. here is rory mc

>> steve: and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: too much. much! hot crowd! >> steve: hot! >> jimmy: hot crowd! you could feel it. i could -- [ cheers ] welcome. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody! that's what i'm talking about! >> steve: hit me. [ beat ] [ beat ] [ laughter ] [ musical sting ] [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i said welcome to -- [ musical sting ] i said welcome to -- [ musical sting ] i said welcome to -- [ cheers ] "the tonight show!" ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: need help with that? >> jimmy: ha! thank you so much for coming. >> steve: oh, no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: welcome to the show, everybody. here's what people are talking about. i saw this, president obama is planning to break up his vacation in martha's vineyard by returning to d.c. for two days for meetings. two days away from his family vacation or, as that's also known, a vacation. [ laughter ] if you've been on vacation, you know. [ applause ] oh, man. this is not good. did you hear about this? cnn is being sued -- [ laughter ] cnn is being sued after one of i

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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey. [ applause ] thank you very much. oh. fantastic crowd. thank you so much. you guys, welcome. welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] this is it. you're here. we have a great show for you tonight. so, thank you for coming. thank you for watching at home. here's what everyone's talking about. big celebrity gossip. big celebrity gossip. it's rumored that kim kardashian and paris hilton have ended their so-called feud after eight years. [ audience oohs ] then john kerry said "man, that was rough. now on to the middle east. here we go. [ laughter ] one down, and one to go." that's right. kim kardashian and paris hilton have ended their feud. it turns out neither of them could remember what it was about or what the word "feud" means. [ laughter ] is that a fancy word for feud? for food? [ laughter ] chinese is my favorite feud. [ laughter ] is "family feud" about cannibalism? i heard that president obama's daughter malia went to lolla

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow.hank you so much, everybody. welcome, welcome. welcome to "the tonight show." it's a very big day for us around here. tonight is our 100th episode of the -- [ cheers and applause ] ♪ to celebrate, people sent us flowers and a big cake, which i immediately passed onto rob ford and chris christie because we couldn't do it without those guys. [ laughter ] we couldn't do it without those guys. >> steve: god bless them. >> jimmy: that's right. we made it to 100 hours on -- of television. 100 hours of television. or as it's also known, one episode of the "today" show. [ laughter ] welcome to the 12th hour of the "today" show. of course we're not the only ones celebrating. president obama turned 53 years old today. so happy birthday, mr. president. [ cheers and applause ] happy birthday. that's right. obama blew out his candles and made a wish. but when he opened his eyes, he was still president. [ laughter ] almost got out. almost got out. almost got out. as you can imagine, the president ge

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about right there. hot crowd. hot crowd. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. we have a great show tonight. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] it's a good one tonight. here's what people are talking about. this is kind of crazy. yesterday, the house of representatives voted 225 to 201 to sue president obama for abusing his executive powers. [ laughter ] experts are calling this a a meaningless political stunt that's a huge waste of taxpayer money, while congress is saying, "yep." [ laughter ] that's what we do, yeah. the house voted 225 to 201 to sue president obama. that's the bad news. the good news is congress actually passed something. [ cheers and applause ] something happened! >> steve: they did it! >> jimmy: we can do it! >> steve: yay! >> jimmy: we can do it! >> steve: i knew they could do it. >> jimmy: it seems like nothing but trouble for the president. republicans also slammed obama's new regulatio

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- jason statham demi lovato chef david chang and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: one-oh-nine. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you! that's what i'm talking about. welcome, welcome, to "the tonight show," everybody! [ cheers and applause ] we are here. you're here. we're here. here's what people are talking about. well, this is kind of a a shocker. a new poll found that rob ford's challenger, john tory, has taken the lead in the race for toronto mayor. [ light laughter ] rob ford is not in the lead. >> steve: no. >> jimmy: no. when he heard that, even john tory was like -- [ laughter ] [ applause ] worst picture of all-time. rob ford has fallen into second place in the race for toronto mayor. it is bad news for ford, even worse news for my monologue. [ laughter ] i mean, come on. i need -- we tell a joke about him every night. >> steve: come on. vote for

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody!ou very much. thank you so much. i appreciate it. welcome, welcome. thank you. thank you so much. oh, my gosh. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. thank you so much. oh, wow. that's so exciting. thank you very much. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. yeah, thank you for making it. [ cheers and applause ] we're here. here's what people are talking about. i heard that both the obamas and the clintons attended the same party in martha's vineyard tonight. [ audience oohs ] although, it got awkward when bill was like, "where's the bowl with all the keys? i saw it first. is carly simon here?" [ laughter ] there's actually been a a little -- [ laughter ] -- there's actually been a a little tension between president obama and hillary clinton this week. in fact, hillary called obama yesterday to say that she wasn't trying to attack him when she called his foreign policy too weak. and then she was like, "like you were going to do anything about it." [ laughter ] hilla

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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. i feel that. how you doing? how's it going, buddy? that's what i'm talking about. oh, my goodness. thank you very much. wow. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] i feel the love. that's what i'm talking about. good looking crowd out there. hot crowd. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] oh, it's going to be fun. thank you so much. here's what people are talking about, guys. of course, it is still the situation in ferguson, missouri. it is just a mess. and get this. i saw that rapper, nelly, who is from missouri, has joined the protesters in ferguson. and you can tell the situation there is pretty bad, because even nelly was like, "it is way too hot in herrr." [ laughter and applause ] herrr, it's hot. therr, it's hot. everywhere is hot. [ laughter ] >> steve: so, he took off all his clothes. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] and he took off, yeah, then he took off all