>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much! thank you so much! thank you! that's a hot crowd! hot crowd right there. welcome. welcome, welcome to the "tonight show," everybody. thank you so much for being here. thank you for watching at home. you're on a hot show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome. here's what people are talking about. of course, everyone is very excited about prince william and kate middleton is visiting new york city. and everyone's excited. it's so cool. [ cheers and applause ] last night, they went to a a brooklyn nets game and actually met up with jay-z and beyonce afterwards. yeah. when asked what it was like meeting real royalty, william and kate were like, "amazing. they're amazing. they really are great in person as well. yeah. amazing. even more bootylicious." [ laughter ] yeah. but the big news is, a report released by the senate. it's all about interrogation techniques that have been used by the cia. and not surprisingly, very

for instance, last night i was relaxing like i always do by watching some late my jimmy fallon. which was much harder to do before he got a tv show. (laughter) as i sat there, watching jimmy, i saw this. >> jimmy, will you do the honors? >> stephen: what? jimmy fallon has his own ice cream flavor? but i thought i was special. i guess with ben & jerry it's just scoop center thank you, sir. well, now i'm depressed. (laughter) oh my god, what the hell is this? jimmy fallon's late night snack, what's in this? salty caramel swirl and fudge covered potato chip clusterses? are those ingredients or did the pringles man take a dump in an ice cream machine. (applause) i am telling you, fallon, there's room for only one ice cream in late night. so cancel your flavor, or i will turn late night snack into late night slop which i believe is chelsea handler's favor. i mean it! >> not so fast. (cheers and applause) >> stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! (cheers and applause) >> let the pint go, stephen. or i'll give your eyes cream a neopolitan necktie. >> stephen: oka

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow.nk you so much, guys. oh, my goodness. what a great crowd here. a great new york city crowd. a good looking crowd. >> steve: wow, gorgeous. >> jimmy: yeah. welcome! welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. thank you for being here. it's a great show. here's what everyone's talking about, first of all. big news out of washington -- there are reports that president obama has finally found a nominee to replace defense secretary chuck hagel. his name is ashton carter. he sounds less like a defense secretary and more like a a member of a boy band. [ laughter ] "i love ashton. he's my favorite. he has juicy-juice lips and he's just so complicated and so defensive." [ laughter ] that's right. obama had a hard time finding someone who actually wanted to be defense secretary. i think i can see why. i mean, here's chuck hagel when he stepped down. [ laughter ] and here's robert gates right after he stepped down. [ laughter ] i have a feeling that step down is a lot steeper than it looks. like -

>> steve: and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! oh! that's what i'm talking about! a hot crowd tonight! that's what you need, a great new york city crowd! welcome, everyone, to "the tonight show." thank you so much for being here. what a show to come to. what a show to be at. [ cheers ] this is the one. this is the one. thank you for being here. thank you for watching, you guys. here's what everyone's talking about. everyone is gearing up for the holidays, you guys. in fact, last week, president obama and the first lady released the first ever interactive white house holiday card. you see that? it's really cute. the way it works is, you open the card, you enter your name and your social security number -- and then, you're signed up for obamacare. [ laughter ] it's just really a surrogate. happy holidays, suckers! happy holidays, suckers. very amazing. speaking of obama, i saw that on small business saturday, the president went shopping at a a bookstore and bought 17 books -- inc

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hot! whoa!t's what i'm talking about. tonight, i feel the love. thank you so much. welcome. welcome. welcome. welcome. welcome. welcome. welcome. welcome. welcome. welcome to "the tonight show." thank you for being here. thanks for being here, you guys, it's going to be a fun show tonight. but first, here's what people are talking about. another poll came out about the 2016 presidential election and, well, it's bad news for vice president joe biden. yeah. [ laughter ] turns out only 2% of voters would actually want him to be president. even worse, most of those 2% is my writing staff. [ laughter ] he's been great to us. i love him. [ applause ] this is very interesting, according to another poll, 49% of americans approve of former president george w. bush. which is a 14% increase since he left office. [ laughter ] and obama said, "i don't get it. i leave my office all the time. it's not helping me at all." [ laughter and applause ] i haven't been in the white house since st. patrick's day. [ app

for glen "hurricane" schwartz and all of us here, jimmy fallon is next. have a great night.e word to describe ac would be laid back. relaxing getaway fun unique beautiful serenity shenanigans refreshing shopping surprising happy place you know what i mean? i want to say friendly. exhilarating adventure the boardwalk #nosleep it's a great weekend. there is so much to do here. it's so great to have it so close. it's just a great location, a great place to be. we love atlantic city. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- kevin spacey. olivia munn. standup from the lucas

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. hey! that's what i'm talking about. thank you so much. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. guys, if you haven't heard, i had a great weekend. exciting times here at "the tonight show." last week, my wife nancy and i welcomed our second child. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] frances -- frances cole fallon was born, yes. [ applause ] so, welcome to "the tonight show." i'm your host, completely exhausted. [ laughter ] that's right. we just welcomed our second child. which explains why our show will now be called "early evenings starring jimmy fallon." it starts around 8:30 until i pass out around 8:45. [ laughter ] that's right. i live with three females now. [ cheers and applause ] or as obama put it, "who's laughing now, funny man?" [ laughter ] yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. that's right. frannie was born early december, which means that for the next 18 years december 25th will be known as "second chance to get i

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"the tonight show" starring jimmy fallon is coming up next. have a good night.we'll see you tomorrow. we had a free weekend. we all got together and we are having a great time. there is everything to do. you've got restaurants. you've got shopping, oh my gosh fabulous shopping. bars too, although i'm married and i don't know if my husband wants me in any bars. i don't think it is just for girls weekend. i think it's great for couples. it's great for families. i was also was talking to my girlfriends saying i would like to bring my husband back. it's a great weekend. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- reese witherspoon, david sedaris, musical guest, raemm

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh!heers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about right there! wow. hot crowd. you are a hot, hot crowd. welcome to the "tonight show," everybody. this is it. [ cheers and applause ] "the tonight show." here we are. thank you for being here. thank you for watching at home. i love you, too, i really do. [ laughter ] i do. here's what everybody's talking about, you guys. big international news here. north korean leader kim jong-un, remember everyone was worried, where is that guy? he's been hiding out? [ laughter ] he made his first public appearance yesterday in over 40 days. yeah. but since he saw his shadow, now that means 60 more years of nuclear winter. [ laughter ] scared him. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: this is good news. because of sanctions against russia, it's now rumored that vladimir putin has finally pulled troops out of ukraine. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] putin pulled out, or as he put it -- [ putin impression ] that is something she said. [ laughter ] >> steve: vlad. [ l

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michelle and the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 178. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much! how you doing? welcome to the show! thank you very much. that's what i'm talking about. oh! oh, my goodness! that's what i'm talking about! hot crowd! oh, the best crowd. new york city. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." thank you so much for being here, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] a fun show. we're going to have fun tonight. we'll have fun tonight. here's what people are talking about, you guys. i saw that this week's senate report on the cia's interrogation techniques suggested that george bush and dick cheney did not know the location of the detention facility. then cheney was like, part of the thrill was finding them on my own. [ laughter and applause ] where is it? that's right. george bush and dick cheney may not have known the location of the detention facilities. though in fairness it took bush three years to figure out the location of the white house. [ laughter ] is it washington state? pennsyl

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very, very much. [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about right there. i can feel the love! i can feel the excitement! [ cheers and applause ] thank you. thank you so much. i want to welcome you to "the tonight show," thank you so much for being here. [ cheers and applause ] here's what people are talking about. over the weekend, the co-chair of sony entertainment finally broke her silence about the recent hacking scandal to apologize for some offensive emails that she sent about president obama. in response obama said, "no worries. i secretly read those emails months ago." [ laughter and applause ] "lets just call it even and not bring it up." check this out. it was announced that last week, obamacare ads will appear on some 7-eleven receipts. and if you want to read the entire affordable healthcare act, that will be printed on your cvs receipt. [ laughter ] it's the longest receipt ever. i just bought gum. i just bought gum

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congratulations in order for jimmy fallon and his wife.ple welcomed their second daughter into the world wednesday morning. she weighed in at five pounds and one ounce and "tonight show" alerted to their fans, due to unexpected but delightful circumstances there will not be new episodes tonight or thursday evening. an update on hackers who hit sony studios this week. the hackers have released the salaries of james franno and seth rogan. the duo got paid $6.5 and $8.4 million respectively. and the gang is back on the big screen. a new short will premier before the new action film cinderella. and pharrell williams fook more streamed songs. and meryl streep's oven malfunction had to borrow her neighbor's kitchen to finish the thanksgiving dinner. i'm francis rivera and this is "first look" on msnbc. "way too early" with thomas roberts starts right now. have a great one. ♪ >>> no i don't accept his apology, i could care less about his condolences, no i could care less. he's still working. he's still getting a paycheck. he's still feeding his k

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- jay leno, lucy liu, scientist kevin delaney, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 158. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: thanks very much. thank you very much. that's what i'm talking about. welcome. thank you very much. great crowd. great new york city crowd. welcome to "the tonight show", everybody. this is it! this is the show, tonight, this is the show to be at. [ cheers and applause ] i'm so excited. i'm so excited, you guys, jay leno is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] come on! jay leno is on the show. he brought some really funny jokes, some great stories. although i'm a little concerned he also brought his old desk and kevin eubanks. [ laughter ] so, i just don't want to -- comfortable, but not too comfortable. you know. uh, this is always exciting you guys. the rockefeller center christmas tree arrived today. [ cheers and applause ] i know, man. when you see it o

o 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- kevin spacey. olivia munn. standup from the lucas brothers! and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 153. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! oh! thank you! thank you very much. looking great out there tonight. well, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. thank you for being here. big show. big show. first of all i want to wish everybody a happy halloween! happy halloween, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] isn't it great? it seems like people are going all out with their costumes this year. in fact, last night the cleveland cavaliers went as the knicks and it was just amazing to see that. [ laughter ] uh, that's right. the cavaliers lost their season opener against the knicks last night. and lebron james' first game back in cleveland. lebron actually felt a little slow and awkward out there. and he looked down and realized dwyane wade was still hanging on to him. and he goes com

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh!c i feel the love! i feel the love! thank you so much. oh, my goodness. look at you guys. come on. welcome to the "tonight show," everybody. thank you for being here. it's going to be a hot show tonight! [ cheers and applause ] we got paul mccartney on the show tonight. we have tony bennett on the show tonight! we have lady gaga on the show tonight! [ cheers and applause ] woo! >> steve: woo! >> jimmy: but first, let's get to some news here. here's what everyone talking about. big news out of washington today -- president obama announced that the u.s. is working to improve its relationship with cuba in an effort to normalize full diplomatic relationships. yeah. for instance, today, they released one of our prisoners and in return, we sent back one of their shortstops. [ laughter and applause ] that's the way it works. that's right. the white house will ease diplomatic relations with cuba. when asked how he'll celebrate, obama was like, "i'm going to smoke a cuban ci -- dammit. i'm goin

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. >> jimmy fallon starting off with scrambled politics. now with the news.ryone, act surprised because hillary clinton and mitt romney lead the 2016 pack. romney is at 20%. ben carson 10%, jeb bush 9%. hillary clinton at -- >> the new york daily news, president obama and mitch mcconnell, the two have a white house meeting. it is happening today. it is the first one-on-one since the midterms. no word if bourbon will be involved. the white house can't explain why soap opera producer just became ambassador to hungary. colleen bell works on "the bold and the beautiful." take a listen. >> well, let me say it this way, ambassador bell has the president's confidence. >> where does the president get that confidence? in her confirmation hearing, she couldn't even name a single strategic interest the united states had. >> she certainly is somebody, again, that has had her own distinguished private sector career. >> as a soap opera producer. >> president obama goes 3-d. the smithsonian is behind it. it is the first ever 3-d printed presidential bust. look at that. how

>> steve: and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hot crowd, right there! hot crowd tonight! welcome! welcome! welcome to "the tonight show." hey! [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. oh, that's great, guys. thank you so much for being here. i appreciate it. we have a great show for you tonight. >> love you, jimmy! >> jimmy: i love you, too. here's what people are talking about. president obama recently discussed obamacare with ryan seacrest during a radio spot to ensure people don't miss the deadline. yeah, obama said it's great for people who don't have jobs mainly because most of them were taken by ryan seacrest. [ laughter and applause ] and during the interview with seacrest, obama said that his wife michelle is hard to buy presents for, so he's trying to think of a new idea other than clothes. yeah. obama was like, "what i really need is a lady's perspective, so what do you think i should get her, seacrest?" and i go -- that was unfair. that was unfair. that was unfair and he shouldn

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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey!t's what i'm talking about, buddy. thank you. thank you so much, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." thank you so much for being here. [ cheers and applause ] we're going to have fun tonight. >> i love you, jimmy! >> jimmy: i love you, too, mom. my mom comes to every show, thank you, mom. [ laughter ] guys, joe biden is at it again. i just love the guy. he's in all of our monologues. [ laughter ] i don't know why he said this. yesterday in south carolina, biden met with a group of african-american ministers and referred to himself as quote the only white boy on the east side of wilmington. which explains his new nickname, vanilla vice. [ laughter ] all right, stop. no seriously, stop. [ laughter ] no, just stop. biden told a group of african-american ministers he's the only white boy on the east side of wilmington. yeah, which got worse when he was like, relax, relax, half of my best friend is black. [ laughter and applause ] i can say that. i can -- >> steve: i can say that. >>