>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is a hot crowd. welcome, everybody. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." thank you so much for being here. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] here is what people are talking about. well, today is the third day of the u.n. general assembly, or epcot. [ laughter ] there's no rides.

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: whoah. oh.what you want right there. looking good. looking good out there everybody! welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] this is it! you're here. you made it. here's what people are talking about, you guys. president trump gave his big speech at the u.n. general assembly today, and at one point he threatened to totally destroy north korea. [ cheering ] yeah. he said he has a -- he said he has a good plan to do it too. he's going to run for president of north korea. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: he's already got the hats made. he's got the hats made and everything. trump's speech actually got off to a nice start though. he began by welcoming all the world leaders to new york city, and when he was finished with his speech he said, now go home, and you go -- [ laughter and applause ] some people are saying trump's speech was pretty divisive. in fact, check out the official next to him when trump sits down. watch this. >> jimmy: wa

basically, just remember "blade runner." >> jimmy fallon -- >> jimmy: no, please.ip around like -- because you're cool, jared leto. and you turn around and you have like no eyeballs. your eyeballs are like -- they're like two black, like black marbles. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so -- and i'm going, well, that's interesting. is he going to be blind or see through people or what? [ light laughter ] and you are blind in the film. >> and i see through people. >> jimmy: yeah. everything. >> the best of both worlds. >> jimmy: but did you act that? how did -- clearly, either cgi or contact lenses. >> they were contact lenses but when i put them in, i couldn't see anything. which was good for me. if i was better actor, i probably would have just acted. but i -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no, no. >> it's true. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: you put them in. when would you put them in and when would you act? >> i would put them in in the morning and at the end of the day, i would take them off. >> jimmy: did you walk to the set with them in or did you go to the set, then

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- jared leto. nicole richie. musical guest tyler, the creator. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 746! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. that's what we love right there. feel the love! i feel the love. thank you, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. well, here's what people are talking about. president trump has finally addressed the situation in puerto rico. he said that he'll travel there on tuesday trump said he's bringing lots of supplies in case he gets bored or hungry on the flight over. [ laughter ] i need a coloring book. my binky. [ light laughter ] oh, this is big. trump's tax plan came out today, and it will significantly help wealthy people with children. then kim, kylie, and khloe were like, ka-ching. [ laughter ] i mean -- bingo! [ cheers and applause ] timing is everything. that's righ

and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 743. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you so much. welcome! welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the welcome! welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the "tonight show." this is it. [ cheers and applause ] you're here. you made it. you're here. here's what people are talking about. you guys, today is the first day of fall. [ cheers ] that special time of year when neighbors take turns blowing leaves into each other's property. [ light laughter ] it's beautiful. i do love it, though. it's a nice thing, the leaves change from deep green to presidential orange. [ light laughter ] it's just really nice. lets get to some news here. last night kim jong-un released a rare statement attacking president trump and referred to him as a dotard. then trump said, "sticks and stones may break my bones but words i don't know will never hurt me. [ laughter and applause ] dotard, what does that mean?" tht's right, in response to trump's u.n.

jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! oh, welcome! [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here, everybody. thank you. welcome to "the tonight show!" this is it, you made it, you're here. [ cheers and applause ] well guys, it is official, football season has begun. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is it! but this is cool. i saw that the patriots will play a game in mexico this november. yeah. and once they're down there, the rest of the league will say, "okay, build the wall. quick. i mean -- we have a chance -- we have a chance!" [ laughter and applause ] "we have a chance." meanwhile, i saw that the -- the new york jets are 1,000 to 1 long shots to win the super bowl. [ light laughter ] that -- that means that if you -- if you bet just one dollar, you will lose just one dollar. [ laughter and applause ] i mean -- that's it -- it's just one. what's one dollar? let's get to some news here, congressional leaders are still upset with president tru

o 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- the cast of "will & grace," colin jost, bruce bozzi jr. musical guest, billie joe armstrong. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 743. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you so much. welcome! welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the welcome! welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the "tonight show." this is it. [ cheers and applause ] you're here. you made it. you're here. here's what people are talking about. you guys, today is the first day of fall. [ cheers ] that special time of year when neighbors take turns blowing leaves into each other's property. [ light laughter ] it's beautiful. i do love it, though. it's a nice thing, the leaves change from deep green to presidential orange. [ light laughter ] it's just really nice. lets get to some news here. last night kim jong-un released a rare statement attacking presi

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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is a hot crowd. welcome, everybody. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." thank you so much for being here. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] here is what people are talking about. well, today is the third day of the u.n. general assembly, or as trump calls it, boring epcot. [ laughter ] there's no rides. no monorail. [ light laughter ] you guys see this? during a speech today, trump mispronounced the african nation of namibia, and instead called it nambia. [ light laughter ] then trump corrected himself, and said, sorry, i meant narnia. [ laughter ] that's much better. much better. [ cheers and applause ] it's the chronic, what? [ laughter ] president trump also talked about the possibility of -- [ laughter ] president trump also talked about the possibility of peace in the middle east, and said that stranger things have happened. [ light laughter ] he said, for example, me. [ laughter ] [ c

first here's jimmy fallon. >> hey, guys, seth meyers is my guest tonight. plus we ve nba ha 'saved money on motorcycle insurance with geico. goin' up the country. later, gary' i have a motorcycle! wonderful. ♪ ♪ i'm goin' up the country, baby don't you wanna go? ♪ ♪ i'm goin' up the country, baby don't you wanna go? ♪ >>> all right. we're used to tough ones right out of the gate, but this was particularly a rough start. >> yeah. redskins game 1 not so good. i don't think you need to hit the panic button yet. it's only week one. but not having all of their receivers healthy over the summer and in the preseason is still no excuse for the redskins offense. some of those same blows still problems now that the regular season is here. definitely not the start jay gruden wanted as he returns to play calling duties. the redskins offense looking out of sync most of the game. and kirk cousins did not look comfortable with his receivers. one receiver we didn't see much of, 2016 first-round pick josh no targets or catches in just 20 plays ag

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, everybody. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the "tonight show," baby, this is it. thank you for being here. i'm your host jimmy fallon. you guys, we have ray romano on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he stars in the new movie "the big sick" which is also the name of the republican health care bill. [ laughter and applause ] very interesting. that's right, the senate health care bill came out today, and i saw that -- i saw that it would cut a tax on indoor tanning. [ laughter ] which is the biggest proof so far, that trump was actually working on the bill. [ laughter and applause ] "that's a fact. i'm sacrificing." this is pretty big though yesterday, white house officials said russia targeted election systems in 21 states last year. [ audience oohs ] trump was furious. he said "i paid for all 50." [ laughter and applause ] "and i cannot believe this. he lied." today, trump tweeted that he doesn't hav

speaking of jimmy fallon, today is his birthday. he turns 43 years old.y to jimmy fallon. also country music star trisha year wood is 53 today. what is your favorite curse word? maybe james lip ton, host of the inside the actor studio, is 91 years old today. >> wow, 91. that's surprising. pretty impressive when you get into the 90s. and also look like that. >>> lady gaga announced she was postponing the european leg of her world tour because of her battle with fibromyalgia. the singer took to social media expressing her devastation over the decision and assured fans she was looking for treatment saying it is complicated and difficult to explain. but trying to figure it out, i have to be with my doctors right now. gaga who had been hope with her struggle with chronic pain will give fans a look in her search for treatment premiering friday. they can't get her on stage, they'll get this inside look at what she's going through to get better. >> not only will they understand that, but embrace her every turn. >> either way. >> take a look at this intense indoor

"the tonight show" with jimmy fallon is heading your way. >> thanks for watching. we'll see you tomorrow. ralph northam: i'm ralph northam, candidate for governor, and i sponsored this ad. they're studying for 21st century jobs. but ed gillespie supports donald trump's plan to take money out of virginia public schools as a washington dc lobbyist, ed gillespie worked for lenders trying to keep student loan rates high. and ed gillespie's plan to cut taxes for the wealthy could cut virginia school funding, too. ed doesn't stand for education. woman: so, greg, it's a lot to take in. woman 2: and i know that's hard to hear, but the doctors caught it early. hi, blake! my dad has cancer. woman: and i know how hard that is to hear. but you're in the right place. man: and dr. pascal and her team, they know what to do. they know what to do. the doctors know what to do. so here's the plan. first off, we're going to give you all... (voice fading away) [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show

i can never -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is it fallon? yeah, and then you -- >> and you never batted an eyelid. you just came and sat here. [ light laughter ] and i then stole your questions. started to ask the questions, and you answered them in a a perfect british accent. really brilliant. >> jimmy: well i was just so happy -- you are brilliant. i love you, and you look fantastic. >> i do. >> jimmy: yes. [ laughter ] do you feel as good as you look? because you're very, very, very old. [ laughter ] >> i am. i'm astonishingly old. i've forgotten how old i am. >> jimmy: yeah. just ballpark. >> wait a moment, i have to think. no, i'm 77. >> jimmy: are you really? [ cheers and applause ] >> 77! >> jimmy: you look phenomenal! are you kidding me? >> no, but it's very nice, you know, being this old. >> jimmy: yeah. >> because when you're this old, you're going to die soon, so you don't give a [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you really are -- you are not afraid of death. you're fine. >> no, i'm not. i'm not afraid of d

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's what you want! i love you guys. hey, looking good. welcome, everybody! welcome, welcome, welcome. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, baby! [ cheers and applause ] oh, my goodness. well, here's what everybody's talking about, you guys. some good news out of washington, you guys. today, president trump announced a new plan to fund the government for the next three months. [ laughter ] that's right, trump's going to pay his taxes. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, i know, it's a a good idea. it's a good idea. i think it's going to work. it's so crazy. did you see this today? dennis rodman offered to straighten things out between trump and kim jong-un. [ laughter ] people were like, "i can't believe i'm saying this, but let's give it a shot." i mean, i think -- [ cheers and applause ] how weird can it get? i mean, let's just do it. meanwhile, disney's ceo bob iger spoke out against trump's decision to end the daca

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh!ou very much, everyone! welcome! welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] you're here, you made it. you're at the right show. here's what people are talking about. football matchups yesterday. you had the eagles against the giants, you had the patriots against the texans, and you had the president against everyone. [ laughter and applause ] yesterday trump tweeted that players standing with locked arms for the national anthem is okay. incidentally, people standing with locked arms is also the plan for his border wall. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: "red rover, red rover. [ laughter and applause ] don't let anyone come over." that's right, trump said that nfl players shouldn't be allowed to take a knee during the national anthem. and that's not all. trump also released a list of other rule changes he thinks the nfl should make. they're pretty interesting. i'll show you what i mean. for example, trump's first rule is that s

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- kate winslet, milo ventimiglia, musical guest g-eazy, featuring cardi b and the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 745. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, hey, welcome, everybody. welcome. welcome. looking good out there. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show", everybody. this is it. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. you're here. you made it. thank you very much. well, here's what people are talking about. i saw that president trump is here in new york for a a fund-raising dinner at the upscale restaurant le cirque. >> oh, no! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yes, he is here. [ light laughter ] but the big story is that for the third straight time, senate republicans fail to repeal obamacare because they didn't have the votes. [ cheers and applause ] trump was like, "well neither did i and i still won. [ cheers and applause ] so, i don't know what is the problem." >> steve: oh no! >

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, thank you very much! thank you very much! welcome. thank you very much. welcome, everybody. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. you look good. new york city, baby. let's get to some news here. i saw that president trump spent the weekend at camp david with his entire cabinet. [ light laughter ] not for meetings, he just didn't want to be alone after seeing the movie "it." he was like -- [ cheers and applause ] john kelly. have john kelly check under my bed again. [ light laughter ] meanwhile, education secretary betsy devos is going on a back to school tour this week and will visit wyoming, colorado, nebraska, kansas, missouri, and indiana. [ light laughter ] betsy says she's excited because she's never been out of the country before. [ laughter ] really excited. [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be great. last night, steve bannon -- did you guy

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- billy crystal, derek hough and the winners from nbc's "world of dance," and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 721, sint maarten. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. have a seat. enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, to "the tonight show." this is it. you made it. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] what a great night to be here. here's what everyone is talking about. some news out of washington, i read that the west wing is currently underg yeah. it sounds like a lot, but you got to remember, they're child proofing the whole house. [ laughter and applause ] stop putting your finger in there. [ laughter and applause ] why is that socket -- i want to lick that. [ laughter ] no, you can't lick the power socket. but everybody is talking about the north korea situation and how we're going to handle it. well, this morning msnbc had trump adviser

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, looking good. looking great tonight. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] we made it. we're here, thank you. well, here's what people are talking about. i guess hillary clinton's book "what happened" came out today. and i heard that it's almost 500 pages long. [ light laughter ] unfortunately, the only person with enough time to read it is hillary clinton. >> steve: wow. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: they sold one copy. >> steve: one person. >> jimmy: yeah. well, actually i heard that hilly will actually be signing books at a costco in connecticut. [ laughter ] it's going to be awesome when someone gets to the front and goes, "oh, i thought this was the line for cheese samples. i'm sorry. [ laughter and applause ] can you sign a cheese sample?" but this is interesting, if you pick up a copy of the book, you'll see that a lot of no

jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! oh, welcome! [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here, everybody. thank you. welcome to "the tonight !" this is it, you made it, you're here. [ cheers and applause ] well guys, it is official, football season has begun. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is it! but this is cool. i saw that the patriots will play a game in mexico this november. yeah. and once they're down there, the rest of the league will say, "okay, build the wall. quick. i mean -- we have a chance -- we have a chance!" [ laughter and applause ] "we have a chance." meanwhile, i saw that the -- the new york jets are 1,000 to 1 long shots to win the super bowl. [ light laughter ] that -- that means that if you -- if you bet just one dollar, you will lose just one dollar. [ laughter and applause ] i mean -- that's it -- it's just one. what's one dollar? let's get to some news here, congressional leaders are still upset with president trump

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- billy crystal, derek hough and the winners from nbc's "world of dance,"

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- james franco. kendall jenner.