jimmy fallon.tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- alec baldwin, billy crudup, musical guest, nathaniel rateliff & the night sweats, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 831, santa cruz! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! that's what we want right there. that's a hot crowd! [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it! you're here! [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. this is what people are talking about. you guys excited about march madness? [ cheers and applause ] not the basketball tournament. i'm talking about trump's speech over the weekend. did you see that? [ light laughter ] it was insane. i guess on saturday trump spoke at a big campaign rally in pennsylvania. at one point, he said that he really can't wait for 2020. while the rest of america was like, neither can we. [ laughter ] trump was in moon township, pennsylvania. when he got to moon

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is a hot crowd tonight! that is a hot crowd! welcome! welcome, everybody! welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. that's what i'm talking about. happy you're here. well, here's what everyone's talking about. you guys, there was a huge blizzard on the east coast today. on the bright side, it was nice to see something in a state of emergency other than the white house. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: hey-oh! >> jimmy: that's right. last night, trump's top economic adviser, gary cohn, announced he's resigning. at this point, so many staffers have quit, that when you call the white house, trump answers the phone himself. [ laughter ] he's like, "hello? please hold, i'll connect you. the president speaking." [ light laughter ] get this. gary cohn's resignation brought the total number of officials who have quit or have been fired from the trump administration to 19. 19 in just over a year. >>

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my, goodness! [ cheers and applause ] that is a hot crowd right there. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show!" this is it, you're here! thank you, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] you guys, today is the first day of spring! yes! [ cheers ] i went outside, took a nice walk to the store. picked up supplies for the snowstorm we're getting tomorrow. and -- [ cheers ] that's right. the east coast is expecting a a giant nor'easter tomorrow. that's when you know 2018 belongs to women. even mother nature is like, "i'mma do me, and y'all can just deal." let's get to some news here today, president trump called vladimir putin to congratulate him on his re-election. yup, he called putin on the phone or as trump calls it, a a pooty call. [ laughter ] listen to this, a former "playboy" playmate named karen mcdougal, she says that she had an affair with trump and now she's suing him. you know things are crazy when you hear the pres

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, oh! is that? how fun is that? welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show", baby! this is it! [ cheers and applause ] that's right. you guys, it is spring break! [ cheers and applause ] just remember, the partying lasts a week, but the photos will cost you jobs forever. okay, just remember. [ light laughter ] i saw that cancun, mexico, was just named the best spring break destination, and thousands of americans are expected to visit. and the people of mexico were like, "never thought we'd say this, but what's the eta on trump's wall?" [ laughter and applause ] march madness is officially under way. [ cheers and applause ] i read an interesting poll. it says that 17% of march madness viewers watched the game with their boss last year. [ audience oohs ] the bosses called it "tons of fun" while employees called it "mandatory." [ laughter and applause ] "i have to be here. this is fun, right?" yeah. and just like he did when he was president, barack obama released his own bracket. let's

. >> by february, colbert edged out long-time rival jimmy fallon when he ripped apart trump's press conference. >> to be honest, i inherited a mess. >> no, you inherited a fortune. we elected a mess. >> colbert never let up, growing more vocal and more vicious as time passed. >> i have the constitutional right to say that donald trump looks like a rotting haystack made of meat, but you cannot. >> trump gave new life to all the late night hosts. >> he's a human what is wrong with this picture. >> trump keeps creating the material. he's like a mine producing raw material. >> he's just going to look them in the camera and say, isis, stop it. >> have you ever seen anything like this in another presidency? >> there's never been anything like this in a presidency. we've never had this many late night people before, so we've never had teams of 10 or 12 comedy writers all writing jokes about the same guy all the time. >> we went into the weekend worried about kim jong-un starting a war. we came out of it wondering if our president is cutting eye holes out of his bedsheets. >> how many late night hosts

i'm your host jimmy fallon.uys, we have chadwick boseman on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he stars in "black panther" which is set in the fictional african nation of wakanda. you can tell it's a made-up african nation because trump hasn't insulted it yet. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] wakanda. speaking of trump, his son-in-law, jared kushner, just his lost security clearance at the white house. [ audience oohs ] they say it's because of shady business dealings, financial problems, and lack of foreign policy experience. when he heard that, trump said, "okay, now you can call me dad." [ laughter and applause ] it's official. and this just happened. hope hicks is resigning as president trump's communications director. you could tell he lost his communications director, because trump's statement about her departure was just, "hope go bye-bye." [ laughter and applause ] oh, this is a big story. today, dick's sporting goods announced that they will no longer sell assault rifles. [ cheers and applaus

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh.s what i'm talking about! hot crowd! it is a hot, hot crowd tonight. [ cheers and applause ] welcome! oh, my goodness. woo! welcome to "the tonight show", everybody! you're here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. thank you very much for being here. here's what people are talking about, you guys. this weekend is daylight savings time. [ cheers ] it's that wonderful weekend when your microwave clock is finally right again. [ laughter and applause ] and you go -- it's a good feeling. that's right, this weekend is almost here. a lot of new yorkers are upset, though, because a third major snow storm might be on its way into the city. [ audience groans ] there's actually a technical term for what's happening. winter. [ laughter and applause ] it's called -- unbelievable. google it, google it. you won't even believe it. [ light laughter ] >> steve: google it. >> jimmy: here's some good news. this weekend is selection sunday, when the ncaa tournament brackets come out. [ cheers and applause

and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 825. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! that's what i'm talking about. oh, i love you. welcome. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] i'm your host, jimmy fallon. i am so excited, you guys. we have the gold medal-winning u.s. men's olympic curling team on the show tonight! [ cheers and applause ] you can tell they're here because the floor backstage has never been cleaner. [ laughter ] hey, the oscars are this weekend. you guys excited about the oscars? [ cheers and applause ] and all the nominees can't wait to hear their movie named best picture, then sit there and wait a few minutes to make sure it really won. [ laughter and applause ] i saw that rolex designed the green room for this year's academy awards. which makes sense because the theme of this year is "time's up." [ laughter ] >> steve: uh-oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: everyone's excited, though. even trump is holding an

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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, please! welcome, everybody, welcome to the show! [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome, welcome, to "the tonight show!" this is it baby! [ cheers and applause ] you made it. thank you. thank you for being here. here's what people are talking about. today is international women's day, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ trump is thinking of making it a national holiday. not because he supports women, 'cause he wants another day off. [ laughter ] in honor of international women's day, mattel is releasing a set of barbie's based on history-making women, like amelia earhart and olympic gold medalist, chloe kim. [ cheers and applause ] it's called the "way too good for ken" collection. >> steve: oh, really? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: way too good. they weren't the only ones celebrating international women's day. kfc replaced its iconic colonel sanders logo with his wife claudia. [ light laughter ] can we take a look? [ laughter ]

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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, everybody! welcome, please! welcome to -- welcome to "the tonight show!" this is it, baby! you're here! [ cheers and applause ] you made it. well, here's what -- here's what people are talking about. well, yesterday was the first day of spring. [ cheers ] then today the weather was like "fake news." [ laughter ] it is -- it is rough out there. look to your left. now look to your right. you're about to be snowed in with these people for the next 36 hours, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] get used to it. it's a sleepover! it's a sleepover tonight! [ cheers and applause ] that's right. a giant snowstorm hit the entire east coast today. people spent the morning posting pictures of the storm on facebook, and facebook spent the afternoon selling them, you know. [ laughter ] and washington, d.c. got several inches of snow. it was -- this is cute. president trump built a snowman on the white house lawn. [ light laughter ] then immedia

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- alicia vikander, jim sturgess, musical guest, kali uchis featuring tyler the creator, and the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 833. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. welcome. that's a hot crowd. hot crowd tonight, woo! [ cheers and applause ] hot. welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you made it. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. you guys, it is spring break. [ cheers and applause ] i love spring -- spring break is that special time of year when memories are made and then completely forgotten by the next morning. it's just a beautiful time. [ cheers ] oh, you got a tattoo. a lot of americans are taking a a break right now. in fact, today president trump took a whole day off from firing people. [ cheers and applause ] that was cool. he didn't fire anybody. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: did you see this? duri

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- aaron paul. karlie kloss. comedian jacqueline novak. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 835 pa. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. hey, welcome. welcome everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. guys it is spring break, march madness, and st. patrick's day. [ cheers and applause ] so i hope you enjoy the show because it might be the last thing you remember until sunday afternoon. [ laughter and applause ] that's right, it is spring break, march madness, and st. patrick's all in one. or as your liver is putting, well it's been a nice run. [ laughter ] that's right, st. patrick's day is tomorrow. it's the annual tradition of celebrating irish heritage by getting totally drunk. while sunday is the annual tradition of shamefully going back to the bar to

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody! welcome! welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show!" this is it, baby! [ cheers and applause ] this is the show, "the tonight show!" you guys, this weekend was st. patrick's day, and, of course, there was a big parade here in new york, and a lot of men were wearing kilts. [ light laughter ] it made the manspreading on the subway even worse than normal. >> steve: hey! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: although in washington, the white house celebrated by dyeing the fountain on the south lawn green. which backfired when the president yelled "mountain dew!" and dove right in. nom nom nom! om nom nom nom. [ laughter and applause ] did you see -- did you see this? [ laughter ] >> steve: what, is he a fan of mountain dew? >> jimmy: "do the dew!" did you see this, a a meteorologist in oklahoma city tried to do an irish jig. did you see this? [ scattered applause ] for st. patrick's day? when her co-anchor decided to join

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness!is it! that is a great crowd! welcome everybody. welcome, welcome to "the tonight show!" this is it, baby! [ cheers and applause ] you're here, you made it! here's what people are talking about. well, this is still a big story. white house communications director, hope hicks, is leaving the white house. hicks says she wants to move on to a job that's a little less stressful like heart surgeon or air traffic controller. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] actually, hicks said that she resigned to pursue other opportunities. pretty tough job market out there. she had to compete against all those other unemployed trump communications directors. [ applause ] so many. meanwhile, the last communications director, anthony scaramucci says that morale at the white house is terrible. seriously, he was there for ten days. [ laughter ] he's like a guy who spends a a semester in england, comes back with a british accent. it's like -- [ cheers and applause ] [ talking in british accent ] like, the

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! oh!y goodness! that's a hot crowd right there! welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you made it, you're here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. here's what people are talking about, you guys. tonight was the start of the winter olympics! that's right! [ cheers and applause ] which means we get to chant "u.s.a." some place besides the nathan's hot dog eating contest. "u.s.a., u.s.a.!" [ audience chanting ] "go joey chestnut! joey chestnut, man. eat that hot dog! [ laughter ] he's going to eat another one! no way! [ light laughter ] there ain't no way he's going to eat one more hot dog -- no way, he did it! [ light laughter ] oh, he threw it back up, he ate it again, oh, my goodness!" [ light laughter ] tonight was the opening ceremony. it was a lot of fun until trump stood there pointing out which countries are s-holes. "i said s-hole. [ laughter and applause ] nice. never heard of that country. hole." [ laughter ] actually, president trump loves w

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my, goodness! omg! welcome, welcome, welcome, to "the tonight show," everybody! this is it, you're here! [ cheers and applause ] "the tonight show." here's what people are talking about. today -- today president trump announced on twitter that he fired secretary of state rex tillerson. people said, "can you believe that he was so disrespectful to a secretary of state?" then hillary clinton said, "yes, actually, i can." [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers ] that's right, tillerson only found out he was fired when trump tweeted about it. [ audience oohs ] [ light laughter ] even becca from "the bachelor" was like, "man, that's cold." [ laughter and applause ] that's right, tillerson learned he was fired by seeing the president's tweet. it got even worse when trump called him five minutes later and asked him why he didn't retweet it. he was like, come on. [ laughter and applause ] "i even @'ed you and everything." [ laughter and applause ] it's prett

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you! you very much. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome. welcome to "the tonight show!" this is it! [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. appreciate it. welcome to those of you keeping track at home, the president's friends are vladimir putin and kim jong-un, and his enemies are playboy bunnies and joe biden. [ laughter and applause ] did you hear about this? first joe biden said that he would have beaten up trump in high school. [ laughter ] then trump tweeted that he'd beat biden in a fight and biden would go down fast and hard. [ laughter ] and women everywhere said thank god we didn't elect an emotional woman to lead our country. [ laughter ] now we have this to deal with. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. even though they're both in their 70s, biden and trump are talking about fighting. [ laughter ] experts say the match would go nine rounds with ten bathroom breaks. >> steve: ho! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: it's crazy. biden and trump are threatening

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey!a crowd! i love you, i love you. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show!" this is it. you're here, you made it! [ cheers and applause ] this is what people are talking about. you guys, the gold medal-winning u.s. women's hockey team is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ they'll be out in a few minutes, but until then, they're downstairs in the 30 rock ice rink slamming tourists into the boards. [ laughter and applause ] of course, the academy awards were last night. [ cheers and applause ] and today my dad called me up and said, i did a great job hosting. >> steve: aww, that's so nice. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: last night's oscars broadcast was over three-and-a-half hours long. wow. to put that in perspective. that's longer than most jobs last in the white house. [ laughter and applause ] did you see -- at one point -- >> steve: hey-oh! >> jimmy: i guess christopher walken got on stage to present the award for best original score and a lot of people were talking about his p

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very, very much. welcome! what a show. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show!" thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] it is friday. what a show we have tonight. my guests tonight are tyler perry, jim jefferies and joe list. [ cheers and applause ] and this is crazy, all three of them will be played by tyler perry. [ laughter and applause ] unbelievable. let's get to some news here. this sunday stormy daniels will talk about her sexual encounters with president trump on "60 minutes." [ light laughter ] there's still no word what she'll talk about for the other 58 minutes. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: it should be riveting. >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: minute and a half plus commercials. >> steve: hey! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: actually, you can tell everybody at "60 minutes" is excited to have an adult film star on their program. check out their new opening. watch this. [ clock ticking ] [ suggestive music

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness.me, everybody, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, baby! you made it, you're here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. here's what people are talking about, last night was the big "bachelor" finale. [ audience oohs ] now, block your ears if you didn't see it, but it was -- spoiler alert coming up. first, arie picked becca. then he changed his mind and now wants to marry lauren. [ light laughter ] arie luyendyk picked lauren over becca. now becca has mixed emotions, on one hand, she's humiliated, but on the other hand, she doesn't have to take the last name, luyendyk. [ laughter and applause ] did you see this though, after arie broke up with becca, even his suv driver seemed to be upset with him. take a look at this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: then when he -- then when he did get the door open, the driver kept pulling ahead every time he tried to get in. he's like, "oops, sor -- oops, sorry. oops, oops. oops,

jimmy fallon. >> nan was great at finding a story.'s no one on it. i'm in the middle of lunch and all i want to do is figure out how we make charley's angels. i knew i wanted to make a film that was tongue in cheek with capable girls. girls that had sisterhood. i never want to make a movie about women tearing their hair apart. yuck. >> reporter: barrymore is guided by her positivity. she forgave her father and was his bedside at his final days. she supports her mother to this day. and drew is giving a different childhood to her girls, 5-year-old olive and 3-year-old frankie. >> i'll never take that path that life is bad. this is the adventure and journey you're on but you have to be nice and safe. when i ask them what are the two most important things they're like kindness and si sympathy. >> that's right. >> do vyou have other avenues t explore? >> i'll have worked 50 years isn't that time, see ya. >> thankfully, drew is not retiring anytime soon. if anything, she's busier than ever. she has a caught mettics line called flower beauty

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