>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is a hot crowd! welcome! oh, i love you guys. this is a hot new york city crowd, tonight. welcome, everybody. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "the tonight show." let's get to some news. i read that president trump actually uses two cell phones. one for making calls and one for twitter. [ laughter ] and at night each phone looks at the other one and thinks, "well, at least i'm not that guy." [ laughter and applause ] . this is a big story, though. former statehouse minority leader stacey abrams became the first black woman nominated to run for governor in the state of georgia. which means that she could be the first black woman to be governor in u.s. history. [ cheers and applause ] here to talk about that is "tonight show" correspondent yamaneika saunders, everybody. yamaneika! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: yamaneika! >> oh my god, oh my god. i am so excited. i mean, we might have our first black female governor. >> jimmy: that

s >>ve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness, welcome everody. looking good. welcome everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, you are here. [ cheers andthpplause ] k you for being here. look at this. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. is fleet week here in new york city. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and our entire audience is filled with servicemen and wome this year is actually new york's 30th fleet week. so i want to wish an early happy 30th birthday to all those babies conceived during thfirst fleet week. [ cheers and applause ] happy birthday. very nice. eryone is excited about fleet week. all of new york will be applauding people in uniform, or as that's also known, the opposite of a knicks game. [ ughter and applause ] we had a tough year. we had a tough season. we had a tough season. t i heard thorrow night there's a fleet week booze cruise. [ cheers ] i'm sure you thought, "sweet, it's my off, can't wait to s

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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome! welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." thank you so much for being here. i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. thank you for watching. guys, it was almost 90 degrees in new york city today. [ cheers ] it was so hot president trump's lawyers spent the day fanning himself with hush money. i mean it was that -- it was really hot. >> steve: oh, that's hot. [ applause ] >> jimmy: speaking of the president, his doctor wrote a a letter calling trump the healthiest president ever. but now the doctor is saying trump dictated the letter himself. [ laughter ] trump was like, yes, i dictated it, and i am one of the healthiest dictators ever elected. [ cheers and applause ] in the letter trump said that his physical strength is extraordinary. [ light laughter ] his physical strength is extraordinary. [ laughter ] >> steve: extraordinary. >> jimmy: then he used two hands to dr

>> steve: and now, here they are, jimmy fallon and cardi b! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." cardi b is my cohost tonight. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] when i said, "cardi, would you like to cohost 'the tonight show?'" she said, "okurrr." >> cardi b: okurrr! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: it is so great to have you here. i'm so excited to see you that i might go into labor. i really am. [ cheers and applause ] >> cardi b: dude, i might go into labor too, i'm making history tonight. [ cheers and applause ] you know what i'm saying? my album just dropped, but i'm the first late night cohost that isn't a white guy, what's up? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's interesting. that's correct. you are promoting your new album "invasion of privacy," or as facebook users are calling it, "a little too close to home." [ laughter and applause ] >> cardi b: i don't trust that mark zuckerberg. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i really want to say congrats though. you just officially announced that you

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studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallononight, join jimmy and his guests -- josh brolin -- cedric the entertainer -- dave itzkoff -- musical guests chvrches -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 8-7-2 chicago. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon!

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, welcome, everybody! welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. let's get to some news here, guys. today, president trump said his big meeting with kim jong-un might not happen. [ audience ohs ] trump and kim have been going back and forth over where to meet and who will be there. even friends group-texting about brunch were like, "make a a decision already, i mean, come on!" [ laughter and applause ] "i can't make it, man. i got a little league game." that's the right, the meeting might get called off. apparently kim jong-un didn't like trump's idea of the two of them riding through the streets in a horse drawn carriage. [ laughter and applause ] too much. but trump wants the meeting to take place. he said, if kim jong-un agrees to meet, he can guarantee kim's safety. trump promises to test kim's food before he eats it and -- [ light laughter ] keep testi

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness, welcome! ha ha! hot crowd tonight. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it! [ cheers and applause ] you're here! you made it. guys, today is national teacher appreciation day. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ our entire audience is filled with new york city public school teachers. [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about right there. welcome. but -- but be honest, how many of you threw on a movie and left school early to be here? [ cheers and applause ] i knew it. i know -- i know that trick. [ laughter ] but teacher appreciation day is very special. it's the one day each year when we tell our teachers that there's no one we're more proud of. and our teachers are like, "there's no one of whom you're more proud." [ laughter and applause ] hey! and teacher appreciation day is a great time to give your teacher a card or an apple or what they really deserve, a a bottle of wine and a

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to the show. enjoy yourselves, relax. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show to be at. great crowd. guys, mother's day is coming up on sunday. [ cheers and applause ] it's that day every year when moms say, "what's that burning smell?" and dad's like, "you know what, honey? let's go out for breakfast." [ laughter ] i saw that the average person spends $180 for mother's day. they spend $20 on a gift and then $160 on overnight shipping. [ laughter and applause ] "it's mother's day? tomorrow? okay." get this, on sunday, hooters is letting moms eat free. [ laughter ] before you decide to take your mom over to hooters on sunday, here are some places that are better options. >> 7-11, a vending machine, blimpie's, chili's too, port authority bus terminal, papa john's, the quizno's pickle bar, a combination pizza hut/taco bell,

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's a hot crowd! welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, you're here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. you guys, the royal wedding is tomorrow. [ cheers ] that's right, prince harry and meghan markle will be tying the knot at windsor castle in great britain. the dean of windsor will perform the service. the archbishop of canterbury will do the vows. and the queen will deejay the after-party. >> steve: oh. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what we're hearing. that's what we're hearing. get this. i read that harry and meghan met on a blind date. here's how they planned it. meghan was like, "i'll be wearing a blue shirt." and harry was like, "i'll be prince harry." [ laughter ] i heard that cardi b said that she was a fan of the royals and wanted to perform at the wedding. [ light laughter ] it would be worth it just to hear her greet the queen with, "hello, your majest"-- [ trilling ] [ laugh

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow! hello!verybody! welcome! welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show"! baby, this is it! [ cheers and applause ] you're here! thank you for being here. you guys, today is the start of fleet week, when members of the armed forces visit new york city. that's right! [ cheers and applause ] for one week, new york basically becomes tinder minus the app. it's fantastic. [ laughter ] but guys, we got a great show tonight. andy cohen is here! [ cheers and applause ] andy cohen. he hosts the show "watch what happens live," which is also a a good title for any speech given by donald trump. 'cause we have no idea -- [ laughter ] we have no idea what's gonna happen. speaking of the president, trump spent the morning tweeting conspiracy theories about the russian investigation. trump was like, "this one goes all the way to the top." [ laughter ] and people were like, "you are the top." [ laughter and applause ] "all the way to me. i'm gonna find -- when i find out about this." wow. [

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody! welcome! welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show!" this is it, baby! [ cheers and applause ] this is the show, "tth weekend st. patrick's day, and, of course, there was a big parade here in new york, and a lot of men were wearing kilts. [ light laughter ] it made the manspreading on the subway even worse than normal. >> steve: hey! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: although in washington, the white house celebrated by dyeing the fountain on the south lawn green. which backfired when the president yelled "mountain dew!" and dove right in. nom nom nom! om nom nom nom. [ laughter and applause ] did you see -- did you see this? [ laughter ] >> steve: what, is he a fan of mountain dew? >> jimmy: "do the dew!" did you see this, a a meteorologist in oklahoma city tried to do an irish jig. did you see this? [ scattered applause ] for st. patrick's day? when her co-anchor decided to join in. watch this. ♪ >> jimmy: here

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, everybody, welcome. oh, my goodness. thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. you're here. thank you. well, my guess is you either spent your weekend yelling at a a horse 'cause of the kentucky derby, yelling at a bar because of cinco de mayo. or if you're the president, yelling at the tv because of rudy giuliani. [ laughter and applause ] one in three. lately giuliani has been all over the tv defending president trump, and it hasn't been going great. which brings us to a new segment called "rudy giuliani isn't helping." [ laughter ] ♪ >> did michael cohen make payments to other women for the president? >> uh, i would think if it was necessary, yes. ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: actually, on tv, giuliani said he might tell trump to plead the fifth in the russia investigation. then trump asked giuliani, "how about you plead the fifth right n

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- steve martin and martin short, poppy delevingne musical guest steep canyon rangers and featuring the legendary ots crew. >> questlove: 864, greenville, s.c. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow! my goodness! do you feel it? [ cheers and applause ] do you feel the heat right now? welcome, everybody! welcome to "the tonight show." you're here! [ cheers and applause ] you made it. thank you very, very much. welcome. you guys, it was 90 degrees here at new york today. [ cheers ] people were sweating like president trump watching rudy giuliani on "hannity." [ laughter ] i mean people were really hot. [ applause ] last night rudy giuliani went on fox news and revealed that trump knew about and paid for stormy daniels' hush money. [ audience ooh ] even kanye was like, "you should probably stop talking. [ laughter and applause ] just stop. just stop talking." that's right, giuliani said that trump knew abo

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. oh, my goodness. thank you. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome welcome, welcome to -- [ cheers and applause ] "the tonight show"! thank you. guys, tomorrow is the kentucky derby and cinco de mayo. [ cheers and applause ] or as that's also known, the super bowl of day drinking. i mean it's happening. it's going down. [ cheers and applause ] and everybody is excited for the kentucky derby. i read that even though it lasts just two minutes, nbc's coverage begins six hours before the race. [ laughter ] six hours leading up to two minutes of action or as the president calls that -- date night. >> steve: yeah! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: boom! boom! >> steve: date night. >> jimmy: speaking of the president, this week trump attended a national day of prayer event at the white house. he spent the whole time praying rudy giuliani would stop do

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, everybody. thank you so much for being here. thank you. this is "the tonight show", everybody. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. you're at the right place. i hope you all had a good mother's day yesterday. happy mother's day to all the moms out there. [ cheers and applause ] a lot of people -- a lot of people celebrated. i saw that president trump made a mother's day video where he called his mom a great person, really warm and really smart. [ light laughter ] which can only mean one thing -- trump was adopted. [ laughter and applause ] and you go, what? i didn't know that. i did not -- i didn't know that. trump released a video message for mother's day where he called his mom warm, but also tough. then he released another video where he said the same thing about thin crust pizza. [ laughter and applause ] "it's warm but it's tough." let's get to some news. secretary of state mike pompeo said that kim jong-un watches american

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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my.y goodness. welcome everybody. please, enjoy yourselves. please welcome. welcome. that's a hot crowd right there. >> steve: come on. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: thank you for being here. thank you for that. welcome to "the tonight show", everybody. you guys, today is one year anniversary of the start of robert mueller's russia investigation. president trump celebrated the way he honors all of his anniversaries -- he forgot. and -- [ laughter and applause ] you can really tell the russian investigation is taking a toll on mueller. here's what mueller looks like today. here is what mueller looked like a year ago. i mean you can tell -- [ laughter and applause ] i mean, it's taken a toll. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: it's taken a toll on him. guys, the royal wedding is this saturday. you guys psyched for that? [ cheers and applause ] after the ceremony, harry and meghan will ride around in a a carriage to wave at the public. while the guests will be back at the reception going, "when the hell are th

this is part of what is happened -- part of what happened to jimmy fallon. jimmy kimmel jumps on the trump bandwagon, his ratings go up. this has all been interesting to watch. we have never seen a moment when it has been so easy to make fun of a president with no consequences, and part of that is because everyone is doing it. it is a most possible to find out where it starts and stops. the other piece of it is we have never had a president, you could watch someone impersonate him on tv and then tweet about it right there and then and complain. this is an interesting thing. satire always goes after presidents. most of the time, people tell you to ignore it. we have a president that does not ignore it, he threatens to cancel the show. all sorts of crazy stuff. the other thing is, trump is a joke, but what he is doing is not funny. satire has occupied this strange place where it is feeling like a pressure to help draw out the negative and long-term effects of what happens when you don't respect democracy. you don't respect the pillars of our system. what part o

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! oh, my goodness! hot crowd! hot, hot crowd tonight! [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "the tonight show." guys, welcome to the show. thank you for being here and thank you for watching. this is going viral. i don't know if you saw this. there's a big nationwide debate over whether this audio clip someone posted online -- [ light laughter ] -- is saying "yanny" or "laurel." it's the same track, but listen. it's the same -- nothing's changed. listen to this. >> laurel. laurel. >> audience: laurel! >> jimmy: it seems like everyone's talking about it. take a look at this. >> good morning, everybody. welcome to "today" on a a wednesday morning, and it's yanny. >> how do you hear laurel? [ laughter ] >> wait, you hear yanny? >> i hear yanny. >> she hears yanny, i hear laurel. my producer, my ear hears laurel. >> it's definitely, definitely, definitely yanny. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] some say it's yanny, some say it's laurel, and eve

by jimmy fallon. >> da da, wah, wah, wah. >> da da makes the noise let's see the animal on the next pageepresents, da da. >> beep beep beep beep beep. >> mama. >> a ha, ha, ha ha ha. >> all that work. >> the little one says, mama. >> you can always rely on doidz do the exact opposite. >> speaking of the exact opposite of what you knead to do. they started filming because he thought the little one was naik taking a nap. good thing he was rolling. he caught this. >> oh my god. >> oh, wow. >> oh. it's amazing. >> it's always warm, though. >> well, look, they said have a baby. it will be fun, they said. >> oh. not oh. >> a youth plants a pair of panties to prank his lady. >> she thought i had cheated on her with another girl. >> see the drama hello there friend! hi! hey there. i'm an imaginary friend of a kid just like you. you're going through a lot right now and i know you're scared. but you're stronger than you know. but look, we'll get through this together. and remember... we at the imaginary friends society always have your back! added extra chocolate chips. nice! >> bunnies love [ mus

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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness.me. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. thank you, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] guys, jennifer lopez is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] she's on the show "world of dance," which is sort of like "dancing with the stars" except the dancing is good and there're actual stars. [ laughter ] let's get to the news. this is just crazy. it came out that trump's lawyer may have paid off stormy daniels using money he got from the russians. [ audience ohs ] when rudy guiliani heard that, he was like, "whoa, boy." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: yo! doink. >> jimmy: that's right. stormy daniels's laywer, michael avenatti, says trump's lawyer michael cohen might have gotten stormy's hush money from a russian businessman. [ audience ohs ] even the avengers are like, "okay, there are way too many characters." [ laughter and applause ] who's doing what? but it's pretty crazy that stormy daniels's money could be traced all t

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness.s what i'm talking about. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it baby. [ cheers and applause ] you're here. you made it. thank you for being here. guys, saturday was prince harry and meghan markle's wedding. yeah. [ cheers ] millions -- it was great. millions of americans woke up at 4:00 a.m., turned on the royal wedding and thought, "wait, what am i doing with my life?" and it was just -- [ laughter and applause ] but it was an amazing event. thousands of people filled the streets to cheer for prince harry and meghan. meanwhile prince william was like, "you guys know i'm the one who's going to be king, right? i mean -- [ laughter and applause ] i'm kind of a big deal too." they were about him. of course it was also a big day for fashion. a lot of people were talking about the queen's outfit. can we take a look at that? [ laughter ] queen wore that color so she'd be easier to find when she got drunk at the reception and

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ah!y goodness, i love it. thank you very much, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, to "the tonight show." this is it, everybody. you made it. you're here. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] guys, i'm so glad you're here even, if it just because the "avengers" movie was sold out. i doesn't matter. [ laughter ] i'm glad you're here. thank you. this weekend "avengers: infinity war" had the biggest box office opening of all time. [ cheers ] which is good, because if it bombed, nobody wanted to be the one to tell the hulk. [ laughter and applause ] you just don't wanna get involved with that. let's get to some news. saturday was the white house correspondents dinner. and trump called it a very big, boring bust. [ laughter ] this is the first time in history trump has called a big bust boring. [ laughter and applause ] "bor -- no, not, not really." some people got upset at the dinner when comedian michelle wolf made fun of memb

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, welcome, everybody! welcome! thank you so much! thank you, thank you, thank you. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] you're at the right show. thank you. guys, mother's day is on sunday. happy mother's day to all the moms. [ cheers and applause ] and to celebrate, the rnc is selling pink "make america great again" hats. [ light laughter ] the perfect way of saying, "i have no idea what to get you for mother's day this year." [ laughter and applause ] thank you? that's right. mother's day is this weekend. that means a lot of people are shopping for that perfect mother's day card. and while there are lots of good choices, there are also some very unpopular cards out there. i'll show you what i mean. for example, this card says, "mom, i love you, but i'm still going to ask you to stay at a a hotel when you visit." [ laughter and applause ] see what i'm saying? they're unpopular. >> steve: not popular cards.

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallononight, join jimmy and his guests -- josh brolin -- cedric the entertainer -- dave itzkoff -- musical guests chvrches -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 8-7-2 chicago. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! welcome, everybody! thank you! thank you very much! thank you, everybody, and welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. thank you for being here. here is what people are talking about. well after several white house leaks in the past few weeks, president trump says he's going to find out who the leakers are. he says he's got a plan. he's gonna wait for someone to leak who the leakers are. [ laughter and applause ] i read that kim jong-un might cancel his big meeting with trump because the u.s. and south korea haven't stopped their joint military exercises. trump was like, "so just to be safe, i'm canceling all my exercises. [ laugh

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it's a part of what happened to jimmy fallon. and so jimmy kimmel jumps on the trump bandwagon and his ratings goes up. it's been interesting to watch. we've never seen a moment when it has been so easy to make fun of a president sort of when no consequence and a part of that is because everyone is doing it. it is impossible to figure out where it starts and stops. then the other piece of it, we've never had a president who could watch someone in person on tv and then tweet about it. like right there and then and complain. so this is a real interesting thing, right, that of course satire goes after presidents. most of the time what they tell you to do is to ignore it. we have a president that doesn't just ignore it, but threatens to cancel the show, all this kind of crazy stuff. but the other thing is that, of course, trump is a joke, but what he is doing isn't funny. and so satire has really occupied the strange place where it is starting to feel like a pressure, right? and to help draw out the negative and long-term affects of w

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