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studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- john cena, maggie hyllenhaal, musical guest, h.e.r. and featuring the lendary roots crew. >> questlove: 941, sarasota. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ah-ha! hey! thank you so much for being here. hey! >> audience: hey! >> jimmy: ho! >> audience: ho! >> jimmy: hey! >> audience: hey! >> jimmy: ho! >> audience: ho! >> jimmy: tonight. >> audience: tonight. >> jimmy: show. >> audience: show. >> jimmy: okay, whatever. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. [ laughter ] that's good, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i love it. hot crowd. let's get to some news here. it just came out that president trump is going to meet with kanye west at the white house on thursday. this is interesting. they both think they're going to a twitter intervention for the other person. [ laughter and applause ] "you know why we're here, right?" that's right, trump is meeting with kanye at the white house. trump will be like,

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- anthony anderson, shaquille o'neal, musical guest, dinah jane featuring ty dolla $ign and marc e. bassy. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 940, whichita falls. >> steve: and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. oh, my goodness. that's a hot crowd right there. that is a hot, hot crowd! welcome -- [ cheers and applause ] to "the tonight show," everybody. let's get to some news here. guys, on saturday night brett kavanaugh was sworn in as supreme court justice. [ cheers and boos ] he said it was a night he'll never forget because he wrote it on the weird calendar he'll keep for 30 years. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: "i see what i did." >> jimmy: "1989." actually, while kavanaugh was being sworn in, there were lots of angry protesters gathered outside. it got even worse kavanaugh stepped onto the balcony and threw beads at the crowd. you go, "oh, don't, don't!" [ laughte

"the tonight show with jimmy fallon" is next. llon" is next. >> who's on, tiffany to care for other human beings. nurses ben jealous has a plan called medicare-for-all, that builds on the foundation of medicare, by using our collective purchasing power, to lower costs and the costs of prescription drugs. medicare-for-all allows us to take every pharmaceutical company to task on the price of every drug. get a better deal for all of us. nurses want a healthier maryland and medicare-for-all will lead to just that. my name is hannah and i'm supporting ben jealous for governor of maryland. spanberger: i'm abwhen dave brater, and i appwent to congress,. he went washington. [ camera shutter clicks ] while virginians struggle with rising drug prices, brat's taken thousands from pharmaceutical, insurance, and other health care companies, voting them billions in tax breaks while voting against lowering the cost of prescriptions and voting against protections for pre-existing conditions for the people he represents. brat serves his donors' i

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studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- savannah guthrie and hoda kotb, juliette lewis, musical guest, joey purp featuring rzand the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: [ indiscernible ]. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> that's a hot crowd. that is a hot crowd. that is a hot, hot crowd right there. welcome. thank you so much. thank you so much, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. [ cheers and applause ] you're here. you made it. guys, this is very exciting, the mega millions jackpot is now a record high $1.6 billion. [ cheers ] of course after taxes that's around $900 million. [ laughter ] or if you're president trump, $1.6 billion. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's right, the jackpot for tomorrow's drawing is $1.6 billion which means for just $2 you have a chance to lose just $2. [ laughter and applause ] you see this is going viral, over the weekend, texas senator ted cruz tried to do a campaign event using faceboo

. >> tonig show with jimmy fallon is headed your way. thanks for watching.at weekend, everybody. barbara comstock might as well be barbara trumpstock. donald trump is against expanding medicaid in virginia. against protections for pre-existing conditions. and he sabotaged the healthcare market, hiking insurance rates up to 64 percent in virginia. barbara trumpstock agrees. voting with trump 98 percent of the time. jennifer wexton believes healthcare is a right ... and successfully fought to expand medicaid in virginia. "i'm jennifer wexton and i approved this message... because change is coming." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- nick jonas, elizabeth olsen,

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallonnd kevin hart." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- kevin hart, animal expert, robert irwin, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 927, orlando. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome. that's a great crowd. hot crowd right there. welcome. it is a great show tonight. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. [ cheering and applause ] here's what -- here's what people are talking about. tomorrow, president trump is holding a campaign rally in las vegas. and afterwards, his staff will take him to the hoover dam and try to convince him it's the wall. [ laughter ] "beautiful. you're doing a great job." [ laughter ] but president trump actually has several plans while he's in vegas. for instance, he's going to throw a penny in the bellagio fountain and wish he never met stormy daniels. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's right. people are still talking about stormy d

>>> coming up, the a redskinsdd potent defense.heir already >> sports next, but first, here's jimmy fallon. >> hey, guys. tyler perry is my guest tonight. tyler perry is my guest tonight. plus, we have i believi've heard storiesnt from people across virginiaing. that have moved me to take action on veterans unemployment, the opioid epidemic, and pediatric healthcare. but we can't make progress when we're divided, when our leaders pit us against each other for political gain. in the senate, i'll always listen to you and focus on solving problems that matter to virginia and to america. i'm tim kaine, and i approve this message. hey!#newlivingroom ving a big sale. you know, people don't actually use hashtags when they talk #thisgirldoes like that. no one ever does that. #havertysboom stop it. havertys veterans day sale is on. for a limited time only, get an extra $100 off every $1000 you spend... ...on furniture that's already marked down. it's savings on p of savings! havertys. #lifelooksgood. >>> this is the xfinity sports desk. >> well, that controversy, d.j. durkin, will be back on the fi

jimmy fallon i don't know if he has cut a net for anyone. whether it's actors or directors getting involved. guest: ted cruz is seeing the effect of celebrity involvement with a prominent director making some has on the behalf of age or. ted cruz linking up with -- timing, come on. if somebody called my wife the dog, said my daddy was in on the kennedy assassination, i would be kissing there as. you give him a few choice words. or you drag there asked out by the woodshed and kick there asked, ted. come on. , ted. guest: i think that's one of the best ads of the cycle. it's negative even know he delivers these lines with a smile on his face. it's not very often that you are watching a 32nd political had and you're wishing it's a 62nd. guest: it's a fantastic at no matter what. i think just about everybody laughed at that. it is one of those answers where the message is so effective because voters don't realize that they are being delivered a political message. it's not until you start thinking about it later that the ad hits you at a gut leve

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is a crowd!is a great crowd right there. welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. this is it. [ cheers and applause ] this is fantastic. guys, taraji p. henson is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we've got the biggest boy band on the planet. bts is on the show. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ since they got to new york, they've been greeted by thousands of screaming fans. [ light laughter ] then another guy in new york was like, "you hear that? they love me. [ laughter ] they love me." not for you. that's right. president trump is here in new york. he spoke at the u.n. today. but he actually showed up late to his speech. [ light laughter ] apparently on the way in, his tie got caught in the escalator. he's like, "shut it down. [ laughter ] shut it down. help me." i saw that trump arrived at the u.n. alongside melania. but keep in mind, "alongside" for melania means she was three cars behind him. [ laughter ] trump spoke at the u.n. and halfway through his speech, every foreign le

applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the hearty tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- tyler perry, abbi jacobson, musical guest, kiss. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 9-5-1, riverzella. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my goodness. that'sot welcome, welcome to "the tonight show" everybody! [ cheers and applause ] big show tonight. kiss is here tonight, ladies and gentlemen!use it's perfect. you guys, tomorrow is kids iron man costume are being told, "actually, i want to be a a guy from fortnite."pe. no, you're being iron man. i realized some people are giving out healthier candy this halloween, made from things like quinoa or beets. even people giving out apples with razorblades are like, "you monsters. [ laughter ] what are you doing?" but this is fun. tomorrow, krispy kreme will give you a free donut if you walk in wearing a costume. [ cheers and applause ] which means, we now have new definition for the term walk of shame. [ laughter ] it's like, wow. w

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is a beautiful crowd! welcome. ah. i feel the love. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, baby! [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. you're here, you made it. guys, we have nick offerman and megan mullally on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] we have -- we have music from the national tonight. [ cheers and applause ] we have our pal post malone here. [ cheers and applause ] post's new album is called "beer bongs and bentleys." [ laughter ] he loves beer so much. he loves beer so much, president trump just nominated him to be on the supreme court. [ laughter and applause ] that's how much he loves beer. well, the big story is still supreme court nominee brett kavanaugh. the fbi is investigating claims about his drinking and sexual misconduct. in response, kavanaugh said, "whatever. if you need me, i'll be at oktoberfest." [ laughter ] now what you're saying -- but in an interview this weekend, republican sen

questlove: 949 orange county. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank oh, appreciate it. welcome, everybody. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, everybody. you're here. you made it. happy friday, everybody. guys, the midterm elections are coming up. and i saw that by election day, president trump will have t spokener 30 rallies in 5 weeks. the media says that's a lot of time to spay from the white house, or as white house usaffers put it, "shut up. [ laughter and app] let him play." yeah, i read that trump is ho planning t 10 more rallies before november 6th. if he gets tiredhey're just going to put a wig on an air horn and hope nobody notices. laughter and applause ] [ air horn sounds ] i saw that trump actually scheduled a rally in florida on halloween. they're giving out tickets by saying it's a live performances of "the great pumpkin." [ laughter and applause ] but the midterms are just 11 days away., ye days, or as trump calls that, just one scaramucci. [ l

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] that is a hot crowd tonight! hot crowd! welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] what a show tonight. guys, last night was the big mega millions drawing for $1.6 billion. it turns out the winning ticket was sold in south carolina. >> yeah, south carolina! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: clearly not you. you wouldn't be here. [ laughter ] but congratulations to the lucky winner for becoming the most hated person in america. [ cheers and applause ] the winning ticket was sold in south carolina. when they heard that, everyone in south carolina checked to see if they won while the rest of the country checked to see if they have any relatives in south carolina. [ laughter ] "hey, cousin, how are you doing, man? i love you man. remember, we are like twins." of course a lot of americans are really hoping to win that giant jackpot. tons of people bought tickets. in fact, i thi

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- whoppi goldberg, nikki and brie bella, magician joshua jay, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 949 orange county. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you! oh, appreciate it. welcome, everybody. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, everybody. you're here. you made it. happy friday, everybody. guys, the midterm elections are coming up. and i saw that by election day, president trump will have spoken at over 30 rallies in 5 weeks. the media says that's a lot of time to spend away from the white house, or as white house staffers put it, "shut up. [ laughter and applause ] let him play." yeah, i read that trump is planning to hold 10 more rallies before november 6th. if he gets tired they're just going to put a wig on an air horn and hope nobody notices. [ laughter and applause ] [ air horn sounds ] i saw that trump actually schedu

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studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- mark ruffalo with student organizers from "march for our lives," travis scott, comedian jaboukie young-white, and featuring the legendary roots crew.>> uestlove: 9-3-9, puerto rico! >> steve: and now, he he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! [ cheers and applause ] welcome! welcome, welcome, welcome. i feel the love. i give it right back to you guys. welcome to "the tonight show."u thank r being here. [ cheers and applause ] oh, my goodness. well, it -- it's friday, rstober 5th and people are calling today the anniversary of the #metoo movement. [ cheers and applause ] president trump said he plans to celebrate the waye does with all his anniversaries -- totally ignoring it. ah -- [ laughter and applae ] oh, listen to this. bojust read that stormy daniels' ne is now a best seller on amazon. [ applause ] it's amazon's only item where you click "add to cart," and a a message will pop up saying, ou "areure?" [ la

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, i feel the love. ah. i feel the love out there. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. [ cheers and applause ] you're here. you made it. thank you for being here. let's to get some news. guys, i heard that the tv ratings for trump's rallies have gone down. people are saying his rallies are like "pirates of the caribbean" movies. they're wild and new at first, then you realize they're all exactly the same. anyway. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] boring. but the midterm elections are under a month away, and trump's campaign is selling football jerseys that say "stand up for america." yeah, the outside says "stand up for america," while the inside says, "made in china." >> steve: really? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: check this out. i heard that trump keeps a a printed list of his accomplishments that he shows to reporters to get them to write positive things about him. he does. it has 58 bullet points, and we actu

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh. love you. i love you. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. [ cheers and applause ] you're here. have great show tonight. >> love you jimmy! >> jimmy: let's get this -- oh, i love you too. let's get to some news, you guys. i saw that president trump is on the campaign trail. he's spending the night in las vegas. which means tomorrow he'll wake up in a hotel room with a a tiger, a baby, and a face tattoo. [ laughter ] "what happened? what is --" that's right, trump is campaigning for the midterms in las vegas. and out of be habit, the moment he walked into a casino, it went bankrupt. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] but trump's having a good time out there. after his speech he visited the paris hotel in new york, new york. then he said, wow, the world is a lot smaller than i thought. [ laughter ] oh, and this morning trump tweeted that americans who are unhappy with their jobs should start looking for new ones. [ laughter ] and five minutes later he walked

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! that's what i'm talking -- welcome, everybody. thank you! thank you so much! welcome! welcome! hot crowd tonight! oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] we've got a great show tonight. guys, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] you're at the right place. you made it. you're here. let's get to some news. it just came out that president trump still uses his personal, unsecured cell phone, which lets china and russia listen to his calls. americans were shocked. they were like, "you guys actually want to listen to trump?" [ laughter ] did you read this? a new article says the white house staff can't get trump to stop using his iphone. but they have a plan to make him get rid of it. they're gonna change his wallpaper to the mexican flag. [ laughter and applause ] and then that should -- that should stop him. but in the article, officials said trump isn't spilling secrets on the phone

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness.s what i'm talking about. whoa! looking great out there. looking great. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. [ cheers and applause ] you are here. "the tonight show." lets get to some news. today, guys, president trump met with kanye west at the white house. incredible. if you would have told me ten years ago that trump and kanye would be meeting at the white house, i would have said, "oh, my god, kanye becomes president?" [ laughter ] that's right. trump met with kanye at the white house. and while they spoke, both trump and kanye's assistants looked at each other and said, "man, i thought my boss was nuts." [ light laughter ] it was really something to see though. the president spent the day with kanye west and kid rock was there too. meanwhile, people down in florida were like, "don't worry, we'll just handle this hurricane ourselves." [ laughter ] [ applause ] "you just hang out. forget it." you guys see this? during his meeting in the oval office, kanye t

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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness.is a hot crowd. welcome, ebo you're here. [ cheers and applause ] this is "the tonight show"! we have a great show for you tonight. my guests are claire foy, chelsea clinton, and lil wayne. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. claire is here to talk about her movie, "first man." while chelsea and lil wayne are here to announce they're running for president together in 2020. [ laughter and applause ] let's get to some news, here. thanks to a new emergency alert system, tomorrow at 2:18 p.m., every american will get a text from president trump. then at 2:18 a.m., they'll get a text from brett kavanaugh. [ laughter and applause ] "you still up? you still up?" speak -- speaking of the supreme court nominee, it just came out that kavanaugh once got into a bar fight where he threw a drink at someone 'cause he thought it was the singer from the '80s band ub40. [ laughter ] but kavanaugh denied it. he says that his calendar shows he was busy that night throwing a drink at duran duran. >> stev

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- billy crystal, gisele bundchen, musical guest quavo. and feating the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 9-3-8, alabama. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. thank you very much. thank you, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. thank you. you guys, i wanna say congrats to the new york yankees, 'cause last night -- [ cheers and applause ] last night, they beat the oakland a's and got one step closer to the world series. but, now the players are nervous 'cause they're also one step closer to having to meet the president. no, hang on -- [ laughter and applause ] "what do we do? do we go? w -- what do we do? talk about it later." but it was a great game for the yankees. they won 7-2. the post-game locker room was nuts. the whole team drank almost as much as brett kavanaugh. it was unbelievable. [ audience ohs ] it was like -- [ applause

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh!eautiful. autiful. hey, welcome. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, to "the tonht show." this is it, everybody. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. let's get to some news here. last night, president trump held a big rally in montana.t when he first ere, trump said, "take me to your leader, hannah montana." [ laughter ] during his speech, trump talked about the anonymous op-ed one out is staffers wrote him. he had a little trouble saying the word anonymous. in fact, he had a little bit trouble twice. listen to this. >> the latest act of resistance is the op-ed published in the failing "new york times" by an anomous. [ laughter ] anonamous, gutless, coward. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: anomous. anomous. anomonous. ♪ ♪ anomonos do do do do anomonos do do do do ♪ ♪ do do do do do do do do do ♪ [ applause ] in the same speech trump itaimed that abraham lincoln also had to deala lot of fake news. [ laughter ] watch this. this is real. >> you know, when abraha

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! you very much, everybody. thank you and welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. ank you very much. hey, guys, i want to say congratulations to the boston red sox, who won the world series last night. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it's boston's ninth time winning the series, or as the yankees put it, "oh, that's cute. [ laughter ] ca me when you win 27." [ light laughter ] last night marks the first world series win for the red sox since 2013. today five-year-olds in boston were like, "finally the curse is broken." [ laughter and applause ] but the resox had an historic year, winning 119 games. wow. it's incredible. that's like one win for every wahlberg brother. [ laughter and applause ] in case you missed it, here's a a clip of the red sox the moment they won. >> red sox win the world series! >> jimmy: yeah. that's fun. now here's a clip -- [ laughter ] here's a clip of the dodgers the moment

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. hey, welcome! welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. [ cheers and applause ] you're here. thank you very much. guys, from the new movie "a star is born", bradley cooper is here. [ cheers and applause ] in the film -- in the film he plays a drunk in the middle of a downward spiral. or as brett kavanaugh calls it, the feel good movie of the year. [ laughter ] let's get to news here. today at 2:18 p.m. as part of a a new emergency alert system, president trump texted the entire country at once. [ light laughter ] and trump said whoever responded first will officially become the next supreme court justice. [ laughter and applause ] that's how they're doing it now. >> steve: that's fair. >> jimmy: that's how they're doing it. that's right, there is a new fema alert system that allowed trump to text the whole country. it's a historic moment, because it's the first time eric t

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]k >> jimmy: thu very much, everybody. hi. thank you. thank you. thank you very much. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. you made it. you're at the show. [ cheers and applause ] let's get to some jokes here, everybody. it just came out that next month president trump and vladimir putin are planning to i meparis. [ audience oohs ] d putin says he looks forw discussing nuclear weapons while trump said, "omg, i think he's going to propose." [ laughter ] mrs. donny putin. that's right. trump and putin are meeting in paris on novber 11th which is just five days after the midterm elections. apparently putin told trump, "i want to get paid for my work in peon. [ laughter and applause ] heh, heh, thank you." that's right, the midterms are coming up, a last night trump held a rally in houston. he said it was so crowded that 50,000 people outside couldn't get in, but the houston police said that there were only 3,000. [ laughter ] th

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i feel the love!l the love! please, have a seat. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show", everybody. you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] well -- >> we love you, jimmy! >> jimmy: i love you, buddy. yeah. [ cheers ] guys, tomorrow is president trump's big meeting with kanye west at the white house. [ light laughter ] which means right now a bunch of russians are arguing over who gets to eavesdrop. "no, it is my turn." [ laughter ] "it is my turn to --" that's right, trump and kanye are getting together at the white house. it will be like when two toddlers interact. it looks like they're having a a conversation but they're not actually making any sense. [ laughter and applause ] [ baby babbling ] here's another big story. since his u.n. ambassador resigned yesterday, trump says he's narrowed down his list of replacements to five people. it was like, "it'll either be kim, kourtney, khloe, kendall, or kylie. [ laughter and applause ] not saying wh