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and here's your host jimmy fallon ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you very much. my goodness. look at you. thank you very much.e, thanks, welcom everybody w welcome,elcome, welcome to "the tonight show.u thank r being here [ cheers and applause se pleaive it up for the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause guys, it feels like there's so much going on right now in the news trump is in a trade war with china. the series finale "game of thrones" is this weekend [ cheers ]on pga champiip just kicked off and i heard that taco bell is opening a hotel and resort. [ cheers and applause there's a lot to go over, so let's just jump in and cover it all at once. [ light laughter ] first off, president trump is in a trade war with china. he's raising tariffs on chinese products while the chinese are raing tariffs on u.s. oducts the whole thing is heating up big timeyo know what else is heating up this season of "game of thrones. [ cheers and applause daenerys was losing her mind and know one knows who will end up on the throne, but you know who will en
and here's your host jimmy fallon ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you very much. my goodness. look at you. thank you very much.e, thanks, welcom everybody w welcome,elcome, welcome to "the tonight show.u thank r being here [ cheers and applause se pleaive it up for the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause guys, it feels like there's so much going on right now in the news trump is in a trade war with china. the series finale "game of...
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's killing you right now jimmy fallon [ laughter ] you going to take that on your own show in front ofn audience?-- >> jimmy: all right >> come on, son! >> jimmy: come -- that's enough >> come on >> jimmy: reggie, why don't you just leave me alone? all right, buddy >> reggie just leave me alone. i want to be alone [ laughter ] >> he went there, jimmy. you know what i'm saying he was here, and then he went there. you know what i mean [ laughter ] you know what i'm saying i can't even watch this. >> jimmy: no, don't -- [ laughter ] >> hey - >> i don't want to watch it no more you know what i mean >> hey, check this out check this out y >>h. >> i'm jimmy fallon. i'm friends with justin timberlake. [ light laughter ] dance-y, dance-y sing-y, sing-y dance-y, dance-y sing-y, sing-y >>eah, yeah, yeah! this is unbelievable what i'm seeing right now are y'all seeing this? >> jimmy: that is not -- >> yo, you're a genius, my man i >> jimmy: thatnot what me and justin do. >> are you guys seeing this? yo, jimmy, i'm embarrassed for you, son how are you gonna face your wife after this? the kids yo,
's killing you right now jimmy fallon [ laughter ] you going to take that on your own show in front ofn audience?-- >> jimmy: all right >> come on, son! >> jimmy: come -- that's enough >> come on >> jimmy: reggie, why don't you just leave me alone? all right, buddy >> reggie just leave me alone. i want to be alone [ laughter ] >> he went there, jimmy. you know what i'm saying he was here, and then he went there. you know what i mean [ laughter ] you...
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and now, here he is, jimmy fallon
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jimmy: oh, god. i'm sorry. [ laughter ] sorry, sorry >> steve: oh, sorry dr. fallon >> jimmy: yeah, i'm sorry. not a -- i didn't.te >> s: take the cough drop. so i don't cough during your monologue. >> jimmy: please, don't bother thank you. i have jokes to do and here we go t backthe monologue. back to e joke sorry. sorry, everyone. [ laughter ] so, the interview -- the interview for -- the interview for george - higgins. [ laughter ]g what is goin, dude what - [ coughing ]gh >> jimmy: all rit, all right, all right. [ laughter ] this is insane >> steve: i'm choking on the cough drop >> jimmy: all right, good. now -- yeah. >> steve: i was choking on the cough drop >> jimmy: i don't want -- are you okay >> steve: yeah, i'm fine now >> jimmy: yeah, all right.at >> steve: not th would you care >> steve: go ahead mad keep doing your thing. >> jimmy: i care i just didn't know you were just - >> steve: i was choking -- [ laughter ] on a cough dulp that took so i wo't ruin your monologue my bad i'm sorry. >> jimmy: all right. >> steve: i apologize. continue[ ght laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, let's just m
jimmy: oh, god. i'm sorry. [ laughter ] sorry, sorry >> steve: oh, sorry dr. fallon >> jimmy: yeah, i'm sorry. not a -- i didn't.te >> s: take the cough drop. so i don't cough during your monologue. >> jimmy: please, don't bother thank you. i have jokes to do and here we go t backthe monologue. back to e joke sorry. sorry, everyone. [ laughter ] so, the interview -- the interview for -- the interview for george - higgins. [ laughter ]g what is goin, dude what - [...
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first, here's jimmy fallon. >> hey guys we're playing search party with the cast of "stranger thgs."lus we ha ve this is fred. he's dancing like nobody's watching. and because all of the devices on fred's wifi network are protected with xfinity xfi, literally, nobody's watching. except for millions of you, of course. wait, millions of peoplere watching? yeah. we're making a commercial if innected,, it's protected with xfinity xfi. now that's simple, easy, awesome. get started with xfinity for $79. a month for 2 years. plus, add xfi advantage for enhanced network secity. click, call or visit a store today. the sleep number 360 smart bed. it senses your movement and automatically adjusts to keep you both comfortable. the queen sleep number 360 c4 smart bed, now $1299. plus, free premium delivery when you add a base. ends sunday. >>> you think stevert maez is going to put the marlins on his christmas list thisr? yea >> he should. he should. here's the deal, it's the fourth of july, so we're goug to show yohe wolf of weiners, joey chestnut in a minute. but the nationals se toave the same
first, here's jimmy fallon. >> hey guys we're playing search party with the cast of "stranger thgs."lus we ha ve this is fred. he's dancing like nobody's watching. and because all of the devices on fred's wifi network are protected with xfinity xfi, literally, nobody's watching. except for millions of you, of course. wait, millions of peoplere watching? yeah. we're making a commercial if innected,, it's protected with xfinity xfi. now that's simple, easy, awesome. get started...
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called "search party." [ cheers ] ♪ woah playintonight, we have the stranger things party featuring jimmy falloneaturing tariq trotter. [ cheers and applause ♪ all right, first up, jimmy and finn, get on up here [ cheers and applause ♪ here's how the game works. i'll read the start of the internet search clue >> jimmy: okay, yeah >> steve: and you will fill in the blank with the top three most popular answers are on the board. >> jimmy: okay >> steve: you'll both type in the answer as fast as you can. and then we'll see if they match any of the top three >> jimmy: okay is this from aationwide poll >> steve: sure why not? yeaher [ laug yeah, nationwide here's the first -- here's the first search all right, this is the questiony >>nds are as fast as bill gates >> steve: there you go >> jimmy: ohmine's - >> i don't know if he types fast i just know he knows computers >> jimmy: yeah, he does know computers. yeah >> steve: you're mavis beacon. >> jimmy: uh - >> steve: okay, now, why did the '80s have the worst blank? >> jmy: why did -- >> steve: why did the 80s have the worst blank?op what are the t
called "search party." [ cheers ] ♪ woah playintonight, we have the stranger things party featuring jimmy falloneaturing tariq trotter. [ cheers and applause ♪ all right, first up, jimmy and finn, get on up here [ cheers and applause ♪ here's how the game works. i'll read the start of the internet search clue >> jimmy: okay, yeah >> steve: and you will fill in the blank with the top three most popular answers are on the board. >> jimmy: okay >> steve:...
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eddie the bartender, he used to always say, "you're like jimmy fallon," which was pretty cool >> jimmyoo. >> jimmy: wait, but -- that's a good -- you were just doing standup there, or what were you doing at the - >> i was answering phones, and -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really >> they did not allow me to do standup there at 19. >> jimmy: were you working the door >> i worked the door i was like the worst door guy they've ever had because are you -- >> jimmy: no >> intimidated by this guy >> jimmy: no >> i'm like, "you have to keep it down. and like, "absolutely not. i'm like, i need someone larger >> jimmy: okay [ laughter ] >> we're going to get the other guy. >> jimmy: did you ever have to now people just like, will scream things from "workaholics" or whatever. and they're like, "tight butt hole!" and i'm like, "not here. [ laughter ] different thing. back in the day, you used to do standup in places where they don't do standup a lot they always make you do it in like chinese restaurants, or like laundry mats or something i did one at a military base and they didn't tell -- it was in
eddie the bartender, he used to always say, "you're like jimmy fallon," which was pretty cool >> jimmyoo. >> jimmy: wait, but -- that's a good -- you were just doing standup there, or what were you doing at the - >> i was answering phones, and -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really >> they did not allow me to do standup there at 19. >> jimmy: were you working the door >> i worked the door i was like the worst door guy they've ever had because are...
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higher or lower. >> jimmy: right. >> it's been a four for 58 minutes [ laughter ] and then i go, "jimmy fallonk, now that we've reached the end here, higher or lower than a a four?" >> jimmy: don't, my nephew is in the audience. [ laughter ] >> your nephew has a very deep voice.[ ughter ] "lower, jimmy. [ laughter ] lower, say it. >> jimmy: lower. i'm a -- "we'll be here next week to t jimmy's answer." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i do know the game "card sharks" now that you've told me.em i dober this and so, but people win a lot of money. >> okay, so, yeah, i mean, it's like saying tennis is just a a simple game, where two people bhave nets and they throwl over >> jimmy: yeahng there's wageri >> right, it can get up to 690 grand. and so - >> jimmy: why not 700,000? [ laughter ] >> because we want you to talk about it [ laughter ] and you're talking about it. >> jimmy: yeah i really am it must be fun to -- >> no, and i -- this young woman won like $250,000 wi the turn of a card, and she's a single mom, and i don't have eaa heart, i have a ball bng right here, and it just spins around and it's cold
higher or lower. >> jimmy: right. >> it's been a four for 58 minutes [ laughter ] and then i go, "jimmy fallonk, now that we've reached the end here, higher or lower than a a four?" >> jimmy: don't, my nephew is in the audience. [ laughter ] >> your nephew has a very deep voice.[ ughter ] "lower, jimmy. [ laughter ] lower, say it. >> jimmy: lower. i'm a -- "we'll be here next week to t jimmy's answer." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i do know...
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♪ >> anderson .paaee [ chrs ] >> yes, lord >> jimmy fallon. new york city. pplause and the roots, right there, from philadelphia. [ cheers and applause stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. thank you for have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow bye-bye, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: fr30 ockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night withr seth m tonight -- beto o'rourke -- from "good boys" actress andet comedian r -ac from "euphoria" tress hunter schafer - featuring the 8g band with fred armisen ♪ [ cheers and applause di la and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers a applause that is wonderful to hear. in that ca, let's get to the ws well, today, the uk finally answered the question. if your friend jumped off a ou cliff, would y [ lila
♪ >> anderson .paaee [ chrs ] >> yes, lord >> jimmy fallon. new york city. pplause and the roots, right there, from philadelphia. [ cheers and applause stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. thank you for have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow bye-bye, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: fr30 ockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night withr seth m...
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jimmy fallon, well done. what's coming up?blicans follow a familiar pattern, falling in line behind president trump. all but four refusing to condemn his racism. alice loves the smell of gain so much, she wished it came in a fabric softener too. [throat clears] say hello to your fairy godmother, alice. oh and look they got gain scent beads and dryer sheets too! we carry flowers that signifyn why we want to end the disease. and we walk so that one day, there will be a white flower for alzheimer's first survivor. join the fight at alz.org/walk. >>> every sim member of this institution, democratic and republican, should join us in condemning the president's racist tweets. >> midsummer madness on the house floor. a vote to condemn the president's racist remarks, but only four republicans sign on. >>> so people who have private insurance would eventually have to give that up under your plan? >> they would eventually be covered under medicare for all. >> either medicare for all which means obamacare's gone, gone, period, or you buil
jimmy fallon, well done. what's coming up?blicans follow a familiar pattern, falling in line behind president trump. all but four refusing to condemn his racism. alice loves the smell of gain so much, she wished it came in a fabric softener too. [throat clears] say hello to your fairy godmother, alice. oh and look they got gain scent beads and dryer sheets too! we carry flowers that signifyn why we want to end the disease. and we walk so that one day, there will be a white flower for...
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>> jimmy: it was 2013, higgins i don't remember >> steve: what did you mean, mr. fallon?! n chalupa. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's out of my purview. >> steve: hey! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause it's my time you shut your cute mouth [ laughter ] final question june 18th, 2019. you said, and i quote, "without fox news, trump's only source of news is snapple caps. [ laughter ] what was that in reference to? >> jimmy: i never said that. >> steve: you didn't say that on june 18th >> jimmy: no, i never said that >> steve: oh, wait a second. [ chuckles ] that's on me, that was a a colbert joke [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you like that joke >> steve: yeah that's a funny joke. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that was a funny joke steve higgins, everyone. no more questions! no more -- finally, listen to this. a pair of nike shoes were just auctioned off for a record $430,000 can we see the shoes this is real [ light laughter ] one day the buyer will show his kids and say, "these are the reason you couldn't go to college. [ laughter and applause we have a great show [ cheers and applaus
>> jimmy: it was 2013, higgins i don't remember >> steve: what did you mean, mr. fallon?! n chalupa. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's out of my purview. >> steve: hey! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause it's my time you shut your cute mouth [ laughter ] final question june 18th, 2019. you said, and i quote, "without fox news, trump's only source of news is snapple caps. [ laughter ] what was that in reference to? >> jimmy: i never said that. >> steve:...
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annow, here's your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: looking great.e, welcome. welcome, welcome to the show [ cheers and applause have a seat. a seat. welcome, welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. [ cheers and applause you made it. thank you very much. hey, guys, we're in the midde of a heat wave herin new york city with temperatures this week that could reach 100 degrees. new yorkers felt somet drip on them, they didn't even care where it came from [ light laughter ] bring it on. it's hot it is hot. it is so hot, ben & jerry's had to hire a bouncer. [ rim shot ] >> steve: whoa >> jimmy: it was so hot, nbc has a new show called "law & order: sweaty victims unit." >> steve: what rim shot ] >> jimmy: it is so hot, president trump lashed out at ere it came fromt to go back [ rim shot ] >> steve: oh lll wow! that's hot [ eers and applause >> jimmy: thank you. today's big story, trump is still going after thosgrfour democratic conswomen and in a tweet, he claimed that they've said some of the most vile, teful and disgusting ings
annow, here's your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: looking great.e, welcome. welcome, welcome to the show [ cheers and applause have a seat. a seat. welcome, welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. [ cheers and applause you made it. thank you very much. hey, guys, we're in the midde of a heat wave herin new york city with temperatures this week that could reach 100 degrees. new yorkers felt somet drip on them, they didn't even...
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what is the name of jimmy fallon's barbershop quartet of which i've been a member for many years? been a member of that? i don't get -- do i get a choice? >> welcome the -- there called the ragtime gals. here's the question. which of the following song did the ragtime gals not perform on the tonight show? they performed two out of the songs and one they never performed on the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. do with you what with my body but baby got back, sex you up as and i want to sex you up. abby: i need to get context here. what instrument do you play? >> a cappella barbershop quartet b5 oh, you're a singer -- >> best hip-hop songs. abby: these are all very pushing the envelope here, tom. this is one you did not think? >> yes, what is the one song that the ragtime gals did not perform on the tonight show? abby: i was a sex you out. >> is almost in the family our. abby: yeah -- >> is it right? that's the -- it was do with you want with my body. it was the lady gaga song. did not sing that song. baby got back. abby: you don't do lady gaga? [laughter] >> no, maybe sometime. a
what is the name of jimmy fallon's barbershop quartet of which i've been a member for many years? been a member of that? i don't get -- do i get a choice? >> welcome the -- there called the ragtime gals. here's the question. which of the following song did the ragtime gals not perform on the tonight show? they performed two out of the songs and one they never performed on the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. do with you what with my body but baby got back, sex you up as and i want to...
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and now, here he is, jimmy fallon cheers and applae ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very mh., everybody hey.[ eers and applause welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welme what a show we have tonight. madonna is in the house tonight! [ cheers and applause welcome. have a seat. relax. guys, tomorrow is the official start of summer. [ cheers and applause ♪ excited. i'm excited. i'm very excited, but my legs are still so pale. >> steve: really [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: they are so white, i m mean, i've nicknamed theutah and npr. i mean -er [ laught ] my legs are so white they could have their own show on fox news >> steve: really >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely ] [ laughter let's get to -- let's get to some news here the big story right now is iran yeah, apparently this morning iran shot down a u.s. drone. when they told the president he was like, "oh, my god. they got mike pence? they go, "no, no [ laughter ] that drone -- that drone is that drone is fine no." that's rightt iran shown an unmanned drone. they said they wanted to send america a clear message. but trump was like, "eve
and now, here he is, jimmy fallon cheers and applae ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very mh., everybody hey.[ eers and applause welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welme what a show we have tonight. madonna is in the house tonight! [ cheers and applause welcome. have a seat. relax. guys, tomorrow is the official start of summer. [ cheers and applause ♪ excited. i'm excited. i'm very excited, but my legs are still so pale. >> steve: really [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: they are so...
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. >> the project was started by lilly tartikoff who challenged katy perry, will smith, jimmy fallon anddo you like the sprinkler? >> but our fave? check out country crooner thomas rhett, he danced in front of 20,000 fans at his concert. >> he pulls out a little dance to james brown. >>> okay, we have moved off our stage, because for this next story, we felt we needed a little bit of intimacy. get ready, folks, for our first look at j.lo's "hustlers." >> front hook, ankle hook, knee hook. from here you can do the carousel. >> my arm is still recovering and my back. >> i would say that was the hardest thing i ever did but it was worth it. >> j.lo dove so deep into her role playing a stripper, she visited a strip club, and much to the delight of her fiance alex rodriguez, he got to tag along. the dedication to her craft left her fellow cast members in awe. >> it took everything in me to keep my jaw closed because she's it's not j.lo, it's different person and it's so not a performance. >> j.lo also produced the movie and cast cardi b. in her first movie role, a natural fit for the ex-strip
. >> the project was started by lilly tartikoff who challenged katy perry, will smith, jimmy fallon anddo you like the sprinkler? >> but our fave? check out country crooner thomas rhett, he danced in front of 20,000 fans at his concert. >> he pulls out a little dance to james brown. >>> okay, we have moved off our stage, because for this next story, we felt we needed a little bit of intimacy. get ready, folks, for our first look at j.lo's "hustlers."...
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that's fios. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: welcome to "the tonight show" and here's your host jimmy fallon
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and now, here he is, jimmy fallon pp [ cheers anduse ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hey, thank you very much have a seaty it thank you very much. hey, welcome enjoy yourselves welcome, wcome, welcome to "the tonight show", everybody. you're here. [ cheers and applause thank you very much for being here well, good news, you guys. today is national tequila day. woo. [ cheers and applause and after six hours ofbe rort mueller testifying, i think we all deserve it. [ cheers ] dulce, por favorla [ light hter ] actually, i saw that a lot of bars in washington opened at 8:00 a.m. this morning for the mueller hearingsif you did a shot any time mueller said "i can't answer that," you were blacked out by 10:00 a.m. [ ughter and applause "i'm getting redacted today, man.ht that's rig it was a big event on capitol hill three months after he released his report, mueller went to congress to answer some tough questions about his investigation. i don't want to say watching it was draining, but by the end every american looked like robert mueller [ laughter ] let's talk about the hearings, though they were pretty intens
and now, here he is, jimmy fallon pp [ cheers anduse ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hey, thank you very much have a seaty it thank you very much. hey, welcome enjoy yourselves welcome, wcome, welcome to "the tonight show", everybody. you're here. [ cheers and applause thank you very much for being here well, good news, you guys. today is national tequila day. woo. [ cheers and applause and after six hours ofbe rort mueller testifying, i think we all deserve it. [ cheers ] dulce, por favorla...
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applause >> steve: from 30 rockr plaza here in new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." and now here's your host jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: hi hieverybody. welcome! thank you, thank you, roots. everyone, please have a seat welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. thank you so much for being here it's a good show tonight great show tonight chris hemsworth is here. >> steve: yeah [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: the jonas brothers are here [ cheers and applause i love those guys. i love chris hemsworth, too. when i talk to him, it's like i'm lookg in a mirror. >> steve: really [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah you guys, everybody is excited about the world cup and the u.s. women's national soccer teamyo did u see that[ cheers and applause that game was amazing. they beat thailand 13-0. [ cheers ] i peoplen thailand were like, "how could you do this after we made your uniforms?" you know [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ]or you gotta feelhailand, though it's a tough way to start the tournament it's the worst thing to happen to a thai soccer
applause >> steve: from 30 rockr plaza here in new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." and now here's your host jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: hi hieverybody. welcome! thank you, thank you, roots. everyone, please have a seat welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. thank you so much for being here it's a good show tonight great show tonight chris hemsworth is here. >> steve: yeah [ cheers and...