when i first met you with brian hooks - >> at dodger stadium he goes, "can you meet my friend jimmy fallonvitz. what'd you do? [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: i was -- i was in awe. i loved you, man you're my favorite, but i -- i love you you're one of the funniest people i have seen in my life. >> being here again means more to me than i can express i really appreciate it >> jimmy: really >> yes >> jimmy: thank you. >> yes >> jimmy: but tonight -- >> now, i'm not lying. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i didn't know if you're lying or not, but you do something that i'm very interested in. you do impressions >> yeah. >> jimmy: and this is -- it's called layered impressions >> yeah, like dana carvey's great. he does impressions. he goes, "i abstract the person to the point of ridiculousness to make it funny." >> jimmy: yeah >> and then, so i'm like, "i can't do that but i can do what's called layered impressions. so like this is -- like this is my impression. this is michael caine -- >> jimmy: wow. >> -- imitating paul mccartney imitating me [ laughter ] ready? >> jimmy: michael caine imitating pau

and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness.look at you guys. looking good [ cheers and applause welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody. please thank you very much. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. this is it you are here you made it. thank you for being here [ cheers and applause you guys -- i love you too [ light laughter ] you guys, earlier tonight on nbc, we had the first nfl preseason game between the broncos and the falcons. so if you enjoyed watching people hit each other, you probably loved last night's debate [ light laughter ] that's right everyone went after joe biden at the democratic debate and he knew it was coming. did you see what he said to kamala harris before it started? watch this [ cheers and applause >> go easy on me, kid. >> jimmy: yeah [ cheers and applause that might be a sign you are too old to be president when you call a 54-year- old "a kid. he was like, "yeah --" [ laughter ] a lot of people talking were about biden's age. cause there was also an awkward moment when he confuses

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"search party." [ cheers ] ♪ woah playing tonight, we have the stranger things party featuring jimmy falloneaturing tariq trotter. [ cheers and applause ♪ all right, first up, jimmy and finn, get on up here [ cheers and applause ♪ here's how the game works. i'll read the start of the internet search clue >> jimmy: okay, yeah >> steve: and you will fill in the blank with the top three most popular answers are on the board. >> jimmy: okay >> steve: you'll both type in the answer as fast as you can. and then we'll see if they match any of the top three >> jimmy: okay is this from a nationwide poll >> steve: sure why not? yeah [ laughter ] yeah, nationwide here's the first -- here's the first search all right, this is the question >> my hands are as fast as bill gates >> steve: there you go >> jimmy: oh, mine's - >> i don't know if he types fast i just know he knows computers >> jimmy: yeah, he does know computers. yeah >> steve: you're mavis beacon. >> jimmy: uh - >> steve: okay, now, why did the '80s have the worst blank? >> jimmy: why did -- >> steve: why did the 80s have the worst blank? wh

worked. >> i guess it worked yeah, yeah it worked. >> jimmy: i love it. >> i hate you so much jimmy fallonove it. it's fantastic i can see you blushing right now. >> i'm so red. >> jimmy: let's talk about this big movie you're in. >> yes >> jimmy: "last christmas. we're about to debut the trailer for you guys here and at home. [ cheers and applause never been seen before i am so excited about this it's based on the wham song "last christmas. >> that's right. emma thompson wrote it, and she's a phenomenal, phenomenal human being. >> jimmy: did you get to hang out with emma thompson at all? >> yeah, we -- >> jimmy: she's the coolest. >> she's the absolute coolest. we actually went for -- it was kind of like a sunday lunch. to her house, which is so lovely and she's got these beautiful kids who are far too intelligent for their own good i do remember we sort of had this moment in her living room, and the living room is kind of this huge library of books and things and everybody went out to sort of set the table, and i was like, "i got to just make a quick call." i'm calling my wife, and i'm k

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. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: the law offices of moore & fallon will fight for you to get you the help you deserve. ♪ >> jimmy win. fighting a speeding ticket no problem just don't pay it. [ laughter ] that's what i did. [ laughter ] and all that happened was that i went to jail [ gavel pounding ] >> hey, you want to sue the cheesecake factory we'll sue the cheesecake factory for $20 million. [ light laughter ] 'cause last time i checked, that place isn't a factory it's a restaurant. [ laughter ] get it together, idiots. [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: have you or a loved one suffered after being bitten by maroon 5 singer adam levine [ laughter ] how did that even happen why would he bite you? i need - [ laughter and applause >> if you need legal help, log on to our website now at www.mooreandfallon.com slash newcases slash forms underscore new undrscore email underscore dot com dot gov dot law. four seven nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine dot la [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: have you ever been injured? >> do you need help? >> jimmy: what's the deal with air -- airline food? [ laughter ] >> wh

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cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from 30 rockefeller plaza herenew yo city, and now, here he is, jimmy fallon cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: looking good oh, my goodness. i feel the love. i feel the love. give it right back to you guys please welcome, welcome, welcome. please, welcome. have a seat. enjoy yourself welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome to the "tonight show. you're here. you made it. you're watching at home. [ cheers and applause oh, you guys, it was a a beautiful weekend here in new york city. wasn't it. >> steve: gorgeous >> jimmy: it was so nice the prison guards watching jeffrey epstein's cell left for hours to have a picnic [ audience groans [ light laughter ]s out there? yeah [ laughter ] but everybody's enjoying the weather. right now president trump is in new jersey on a 10-day vacation white house staffers were excited until they realized they got to spend ten days with mike pence [ light laughter ] who wants to alphabetize some memos? okay that's right, this is trump's august retreat or as he calls it, my august re-tweet [ laughter ] people close to trump sa

with the tonight show with jimmy fallon and seth meyers on late-night, these are people i have workedh and that we -- and we have a show of hands and i have faith in them. and you see that process. it is sometimes so -- show -- so funny on your show you cannot stop laughing. you laugh so uproariously you cannot control. lorne: it is something i am proud of and also, comedy is a disruptive thing. they are taught went to applaud but not talked went to laugh. went tod -- taught laugh. when you see the pairing of good writing and a brilliant performance, when they are locked in -- david: when people are made famous by their show, did they ever call you up and say thank you? or do they forget to do that? i have very strong feelings on both sides. when we did the 40th anniversary couple years ago, all the people who worked on the show hosted the show. , allpeople looked around the different generations of people who have done it, people realized it was important and recently, a couple weeks ago, adam sandler was hosting the show and he did a song. i did a lot of work with chris far away and

nueva york y como decÍamos mÁs temprano entren visitÓ a juanes en su visita al tonight show de jimmy fallonmÍ ha sido un regalo inmenso, poder pararme cada noche a tocar en una gira por europa y donde quiera que vamos, estoy en esto desde que tengo razÓn de sero tener la oportunidad de conectarme con las personas a travÉs de la mÚsica es demasiado inmenso para mÍ. >> juanes ha sido invitado para abrir la fecha final del turno del grupo de los rolling stone. >> va a estar muy potente, tocamos corto tiempo, pero digamos muy compacto para mÍ abrir a rolling stone es otro sueÑo increÍble. >> la celebraciones para juanes no paran, durante esta visita lo acompaÑÓ su esposa quien estaba de cumpleaÑos, asÍ es que la celebraciÓn fue doble porque Él tambiÉn hace algunos dÍas celebrÓ un aÑo mÁs de vida. >> vamos a celebrar todos los dÍas, nosotros celebramos todos los dÍas la vida, pero este dia de mi cumpleaÑos estaba haciendo un show que tenÍa que hacer y hoy estamos acÁ en jimmy fallon, y ella me acompaÑa tambiÉn. >> bien dicho, es que para fortuna de todos nosotros, hay juanes para mucho rato. >>

with "the tonight show with jimmy fallon," and seth meyers on "late-night," these are people i workedh and we have a shorthand. i have faith in them. and so you can sort of see that process. david: sometimes humor is so funny on your show you can't stop laughing. lorne: they do eventually. david: is there something that makes you laugh so uproariously that you cannot control your own laughing? lorne: there is always something i am proud of and comedy is a disruptive thing. people don't plan to laugh. they are not taught when to laugh. they are not -- there is something that is always surprising. when you see the pairing of really good writing and a brilliant performance, when they are locked in, it is thrilling. david: when people are made famous by your show and go want -- on to great fame and fortune, do they ever say thank you for everything you did, i could not have done it without you or do they forget to do that? lorne: i think there is strong feelings on both sides. when we did the 40th anniversary a couple years ago, i think everyone, all the people were invited who worked on

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and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: looking great.e, welcome. welcome, welcome to the show [ cheers and applause have a seat. have a seat. welcome, welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. [ cheers and applause you made it. thank you very much. hey, guys, we're in the middle of a heat wave here in new york city with temperatures this week that could reach 100 degrees. it was so hot, today, when new yorkers felt something drip on them, they didn't even care where it came from [ light laughter ] bring it on. it's hot it is hot. it is so hot, ben & jerry's had to hire a bouncer. [ rim shot ] >> steve: whoa >> jimmy: it was so hot, nbc has a new show called "law & order: sweaty victims unit." >> steve: what [ rim shot ] >> jimmy: it is so hot, president trump lashed out at the sun and told it to go back where it came from [ rim shot ] >> steve: oh [ laughter ] wow! that's hot [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you. today's big story, trump is still going after those four democratic congresswomen and in a tweet, h

and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh [ cheers and applause oh, looku guys look at you. look at you guys please, welcome. have a seat. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. this is it you're here. [ cheers and applause you're at the show, the place to be. guys, i'm excited about this dwayne johnson is my guest tonight. >> steve: oh [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: he stars in the new film, "fast & furious presents: hobbs & shaw." meanwhile, at tonight's debate, it was "slow & serious presents: biden & kamala." [ light laughter ] that's right tonight was part two of the democratic debate featuring joe biden, kamala harris and eight other candidates who were like, "oh, my god. i'm so close to joe and kamala." [ light laughter ] but after two days and six hours, this round of debates is finally done it was actually -- [ scattered cheers ] a nice change of pace. usually when people watch six hours of cnn, it means their flight was cancelled [ laughter ] this is the last time we'll see so many candidates on the debate stage 'cause

and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness, come on hey.me. welcome. thank you very much. thank you for being here please, have a seat. wow. hot crowd tonight. hot crowd. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. thank you so much for being here guys, i'm very excited about this the one and only john travolta is here. [ cheers and applause john travolta, that guy is a a legend i'm a huge fan of his every movie he's ever been in i watch. the guy can sing, he can dance, he can act he's here promoting his new film "the fanatic," which after saying all that, is probably about me [ laughter ] guys, we're halfway through august, and people don't know how to handle this weird time between summer and fall. and today, i saw someone drinking a pumpkin spice rose. [ laughter ] yeah i saw that >> steve: you saw that with your own eyes. >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: let's get some news. the big story is the economy yesterday, the stock market dropped 800 points and suffered its worst loss of the year i'm not saying the economy is in trouble, b

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and with "the tonight show with jimmy fallon," and seth meyers on "late night," these are people i worked and we have a shorthand. i have faith in them. and so you can sort of see that process. david: sometimes humor is so funny on your show, you can't stop laughing. lorne: they do eventually. david: is there something that makes you laugh so uproariously that you can't control your own laughing? lorne: there's always something i'm proud of, and comedy is a disruptive thing. people don't plan to laugh. they're taught one to applaud, but they're not taught not when to laugh. there's something that's always surprising. and when you see the pairing of really good writing and a brilliant performance, when they're locked in, it's thrilling. lorne: i think the show continues to morph. i mean, since the last election, it's been much more political, because the audience can follow it. there are times, you know, there were times in the mid-1990's if you asked one of the cast who the senate majority leader is, they wouldn't know. ♪ david: so, on your lapel, you're wearing a pin, which is, i guess,

with "the tonight show with jimmy fallon," and seth meyers on late-night, these are people i worked with we have a shorthand. i have faith in them. and so you can sort of see that process. david: sometimes humor is so funny on your show you can't stop laughing. lorne: they do eventually. david: is there something that makes you laugh so uproariously that you cannot control your own laughing? lorne: there is always something i am proud of and comedy is a disruptive thing. people don't plan to laugh. they are not taught when to laugh. they are not -- there is something that is always surprising. when you see the pairing of really good writing and a brilliant performance, when they are locked in, it is thrilling. david: when people are made famous by your show and go want to reach great fame and fortune, do they ever say thank you for everything you did, i could not have done it without you or do they forget to do that? lorne: i think there is strong feelings on both sides. when we did the 40th anniversary a couple years ago, i think everyone, all the people were invited who worked on the s

and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody.e, have a seat. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. welcome, everybody [ cheers and applause you're here. thank you for being here we have a great show tonight kevin bacon is here tonight. [ cheers and applause and we've got the fab five from "queer eye!" [ cheers and applause when the fab five saw bernie sanders at tonight's debate, even they were like, "there's nothing we can do." [ laughter ] that's right earlier tonight, in detroit, cnn hosted another democratic debate i saw a poll that said 34% of democrats were very motivated to watch this week's debates that number dropped to 4% when democrats remembered it's "shark week. [ laughter ] actually, while the debate was on cnn, abc was showing the finale of "the bachelorette. [ cheers ] you could tell some people were confused halfway through the debate, luke p. burst on stage and proposed to elizabeth warren [ laughter ] tomorrow is the second democratic debate and ten more candidates will batt

he told the tonight show's jimmy fallon that he just grabbed this but without thinking so he could enjoyr his 5 hour flight. well according to the tsa is perfectly fine to pack fruits and vegetables in your luggage, but officers still have the authority to inspect anything that appears suspicious. there's been a surge in pet adoptions it animal shelters in recent years as good news for those pets. >>with the bay area at the forefront. but other sections of california are lagging far behind in the central valley. there's a greater chance of an animal being put down that being saved at a shelter in this episode of flying tales. >>we take a ride with the san francisco spca on a mission to rescue some dogs from >>if you're looking for a rescue dog. you'll find them in fresno that's where we're headed with grace ready from the san francisco spca. >>they don't have access to veterinary care they may not have access to those education programs. so we know that the next step is actually to reach those people in those areas. >>while almost every animal available for adoption at the san francisco

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. >> in addition to cracking up jimmy fallon and the audience, fallon also appeared on jimmy kimmel livehe late show and late night with seethe miers. he stayed in character as burgundy the whole time promoting the ron burgundy podcast. the thing about that is that 60% of the time it's right every time >> talking about the cologne >> it's one of those lines that you just -- >> it's the only time legally i can say sex panther on the show, referring to something that was referred to in a movie >> that is one of my favorite movies >> all right >>> we could do lines forever. you have to see this video bill walton is a hall of famer in basketball, but in baseball, not very good. he threw out the first pitch at last night's rockies/padres game it didn't exactly go well. but he got a second shot at it and then it was right down the middle it's interesting michael jordan was pretty good at baseball. >> bill walton is 7'2" and has had a lifetime of foot andknee problems >> he was way over >> not good. not good >> bertha coombs, thank you very much that got out of hand >>> parents of all you high

. >> reporter: and, no, the presidential candidate hadn't been sucking helium like jimmy fallon.is high-pitched voice. >> i want to thank you -- >> reporter: inspired only a stifled chuckle in the room. but munchkin jokes dominated online. he represents the lollipop guild. ♪ we represent the lollipop guild ♪ >> reporter: when de blasio ended his presentation. the emcee responded -- >> okay. that was a little bit different. >> reporter: there were other issues. joe biden's mic was turned off at one point. and the emcee had to blow and tap, tap and blow. organizers apologized and gave de blasio a second chance to speak. de blasio later joked, a canceled flight can't stop me from auditioning for alvin and the chipmunks. oh, we're talking about it. >> my message comes down to three words, working people first. >> reporter: correction, working audio first, or your campaign will be headed -- >> to munchkinland. >> reporter: jeanne moos, cnn, new york. >>> finally this hour, do you remember that classic movie "the wizard of oz"? august 25th, marks the 80th anniversary of its release. an

rockefeller plaza here in new york city, it's "the tonight show starring and now, here he is, jimmy fallon cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: oh my goodness oh, wow, oh. oh please, welcome. i feel the love. thank you very much. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." thank you very much for being here [ cheers and applause guys, we had a beautiful day here in new york city. it was 85 and sunny. it was so nice over at laguardia. whited pilots switched from [ light laughter ] it was really -- a beautthe democratic presidential candidates are visiting the iowa state fair. yep, it's the time of the year where they all pretend to be relatable by wearing jeans [ light laughter ] you fellas like the crease on these bad boys [ light laughter ] but the fair is a huge event featuring deep fried twinkies, bacon wrapped sausage and brownies on a stick. or as one guy put it, "wow, it's just like the white house [ laughter ] that's just breakfast. [ light laughter ] the fair is massive. organizers set up literally hundreds of food tents and this is nice, they also set up a pre-ch

brian: is that thanks to jimmy fallon movie? had a relationship withdrew barbarry moore. >> they decided to implement that against the red sox. it's a strategy. brian: whatever happened to jimmy fallon, he disappeared. steve: he works across the street. he works at night. we work in the morning as does carley shimkus. carley: good morning, guys. let's get straight into news. frustration, anger and embarrassment after a deputy admits to lying will a sniper attack. the sheriff's department apologizing to the community. >> it's extremely disappointing. we expect our deputy sheriffs t are held to hire standard and unfortunately in this case he did not. carley: the deputy citywide shot in the shoulder. he admits he cut his own shirt with a knife to make that attack seem believable. it's unclear why he made up the hoax. he will be relieved of his duties and face a criminal investigation. a high school quarterback rushed to the hospital after scoring a touchdown. nathan's trainer calling 911 when he started feeling sick after a game in

and here's your host, jimmy fallon ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you very much. wow!nk you very much, everybody [ cheers and applause thank you very much, everybody give it up for the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause please have a seat welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show everybody guys, it is the weekend and this sunday is the indianapolis 500. so between memorial day travel and the indy 500, it's a great time for people who love being stuck in the car [ laughter and applause that's right, it's memorial day weekend. and i read that veterans and service members can get discounts at outback steakhouse [ light laughter ] cause nothing says thank you for putting your life on the line like 10% off a bloomin' onion. [ laughter and applause this isn't good. the department of agriculture just recalled over 60,000 pounds of raw beef, due to concerns about e-coli anyway, enjoy those memorial day bbq's, everybody [ laughter and applause have a great one let's get to some news here. today, president trump left for a state visit to japan, th

and here's your host jimmy fallon ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. [lause ] i feel the love. i feel the love. [ cheers and applause have a seat, please. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. give it up for the roots, right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause love you guys. guys, big news today we finally found out the name of the royal baby. [ cheers and applause yeah meghan markle and prince harry have decided to name him archie harrison mountbatten-windsor [ light laughter ] even benedict cumberbatch is like, "wow, that's a mouthful. [ laughter ] a lot of words but it's true, the new baby's name is archie apparently the royals love the show "riverdale" so it was either archie or jughead [ laughter ] i think they made a good choice [ applause ] today meghan and harry introduced the baby to the press. here he is [ audience aws ] archie harrison mountbatten-windsor. people did not see that one coming [ laughter ] right now, guys who bet on the name are calling their wives like, "honey, the money i lost in the derby yeah, i didn't win

rockefeller plaza here in new york city, it's "the tonight show starring and now, here he is, jimmy fallon cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness, thank you very much. hello. [ cheers and applause thank you very much. please, have a seat. have a seat. oh, my goodness. welcome to the "tonight show." hot crowd. hot crowd tonight. [ cheers and applause guys, guys, please keep it down you might wake up jeffrey epstein's prison guard [ laughter ] so i don't want -- it just came out that the guards in charge of jeffrey epstein were asleep on the job.signed to guard el chapo >> steve: what [ laughter ] >> jimmy: guys, some 2020 election news democratic candidate john hickenlooper is considering dropping out of the presidential race. [ audience aws ] "don't do it," said absolutely no one [ laughter ] do you guys know about john hickenlooper? >> audience: no. >> jimmy: yeah, that's part of the problem. [ laughter ] he's leaving the race. when he broke the news to all his supporters, they we're like, "cool dad, thanks for telling us." [ laughter ] it makes sense, right now he's pulling at