[ spooky laugh ] >> steve: and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much! ah, enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." happy halloween. [ cheers and applause ] happy halloween, everybody. according to a new poll, 62% of the country celebrated halloween. and i think i speak for the country when i say no more polls. stop polling us. [ cheers ] no more. i don't want to see another poll. please! who cares? yeah, i love halloween. it's that special night when you can go to a bar and see beetlejuice grind with an australian breakdancer. and i love that. [ laughter ] tonight here in new york city, we had the annual halloween parade. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. yankee fans heard about a a parade and were like, "must be nice." [ laughter ] according to a new survey, reese's peanut butter cups are once again the top candy in most states. [ cheers ] yeah, i love -- i love reese's. i love reese's. but, i mean, there are so many can

on nbc, it's "jimmy fallon's holiday seasoning spectacular." >> steve: oh! ♪ >> jimmy: it is an hour long. it is an hour long special on performing a lot of the songs from the album. i'm doing "holiday" with the jonas brothers. justin timberlake will be on. [ cheers and applause ] mariah carey. mariah carey will be on. ll cool j. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: meghan trainor. cara delevingne. jb smooth is on it. weird al yankovic, and the roots are on this special. [ cheers and applause ] it's on right after the tree lighting. >> steve: oh, on wednesday. >> jimmy: yeah, wednesday night. so next wednesday. have a whole party. get your eggnog. get you coquito. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sit around -- enjoy yourself. put a log on the fire -- >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: -- and have a whole party. watch the tree get lit and then you get lit. >> steve: yeah, bingo. >> jimmy: i don't care. [ cheers and applause ] next wednesday, december 4th, 10:00 p.m. "jimmy fallon's holiday seasoning spectacular." i can't wait for this! i can't wait! ♪ [ cheers and

>> tariq: and now, here he is, your host, jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: whoo! that's a crowd, right there. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. thank you for watching at home. well, everyone, the wait is over. "wicked" is finally here. everyone -- [ cheers and applause ] everyone is excited. there are "wicked" products everywhere you look. there are clothes, there's makeup, shoes, toys. today on tv, i even saw this "oz-empic." [ laughter ] is that unbelie -- that is -- it's every -- mark -- it's called marketing. [ laughter ] that's right, "wicked" is out, and it's already getting rave reviews from fans and critics. it's so refreshing, 'cause let's be honest, it's pretty rare for things to live up to the hype. i mean, case in point. you know, i mean -- [ laughter ] no, no, i -- [ applause ] i mean, case in point. [ laughter and applause ] case in point. [ laughter ] i'm just saying, look, there's a lot of just -- look -- look, what i'

>> i got you. >> jimmy fallon. jimmy fallon. >> happy thanksgiving al!vid. >> oh, my gosh. >> remember that. >> here we are now. >> this is the best. the vibe here is so good even in the rain. >> look at these pants too. come on. you are mr. holiday. >> this is what i'm talking about. >> tell me about -- you're in the santa express. with the roots. >> "hey rudy" off my new album. it's a comedy holiday album and it's about rudolph and kids that can't wait -- they can't go to sleep for christmas. >> you've got a lot of collabs on the album. >> ariana grande, megan thee stallion, justin timberlake, l.l. cool j, weird al yankovic. the roots. it's super fun. we have a song with the jonas brothers that's on the radio. weirdest thing ever. i can't believe we have a song on the radio. >> i know. >> look at you. >> you have a lot to be thankful for. >> i'm very thankful. >> you should be. >> you are -- little jimmy fallon. >> little jimmy fallon. i remember that. any of these going to be showing up on "the tonight show" next week? >> we have a holiday special aft

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my, that's what i'm talking about. i love you! welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. thank you for watching. well, guys, it was just announced that here in new york city, we are experiencing our first drought in over 20 years. [ audience oohs ] >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: yeah, it's kind of upsetting 'cause it means that all the puddles in the city right now are man-made. [ laughter ] it doesn't make any sense. somehow, we're in the middle of a historic drought, and yet the subway is still soaking wet. how is that possible? [ laughter ] you can tell we're in the middle of a drought. today the mob tossed a snitch into the east river. he just stood up and walked away. [ laughter ] guys, i just read that 80 million americans are expected to travel for thanksgiving. whether you're driving, flying, or taking a bus, i know it might feel like a hassle.

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: whew! oh, i love you. thank you very much. enjoy yourself. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. [ cheers and applause ] well, guys, i'm very excited about this. from the highly anticipated movie "wicked," ariana grande is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ what? the best. backstage i asked ariana if she thought "wicked" could beat "gladiator ii" at the box office, and she said, "witch, please." [ laughter ] and i go -- everyone is talking about this. tomorrow night on netflix, 58-year-old boxing legend mike tyson is coming out of retirement to fight 27-year-old youtuber jake paul. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] and to make sure people watch, one will be dressed as glinda, the other will be dressed as elphaba. [ laughter ] the fight is on netflix, so around the fifth round, i think we're gonna find out that mike tyson is actually made of cake. [ laughter ] i'm a little nervous 'cause there's a 30-year age

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on! that's how you do it. that's a great crowd. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much for being here. well, guys, there is so much going on right now. tomorrow there's going to be hours of trick-or-treating. this weekend is daylight savings time. and there's also the new york city marathon. [ cheers ] and yet the most exhausting thing is still the election. [ laughter ] that's right. the election is six days away and, of course, it's all anyone can talk about. right now the menendez brothers are like, "maybe we picked a a bad time to get everyone's attention? like, last week, we were -- what happened?" the election is taking over everything, even halloween. tomorrow, if you see someone wearing a bunch of eyeliner, it's either jack sparrow or sexy jd vance. [ laughter ] yeah, everyone is stressed about the election. over the weekend, i went to a a fal

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon, join jimmy and his guests -- samuel l. jackson, justin hartley, musical guest tommy richman, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 2037! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ]

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on. that's very nice. i appreciate. thank you very much. enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. what a show we have for you tonight. my guests tonight are megan thee stallion. [ cheers and applause ] and billy the crystal. [ cheers and applause ] well, guys, we are just one week away from halloween. that's right. [ scattered cheers ] and i read a survey that said america's least favorite candy is the circus peanut. [ light laughter ] have you ever had one? ugh, they're kind of mushy, orange, hard to digest. can we see a photo? [ laughter ] sorry, that's a mistake. i apologize. that's a mistake. [ cheers and applause ] that's terrible. don't do that. we had the rehearsal. why would they do that? that's a mistake. >> steve: that's rude. >> jimmy: i apologize. >> steve: yes. true, but rude. >> jimmy: it's our graphics p

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a great crowd! fantastic crowd! love you. love you right back. enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching at home. happy thanksgiving eve, everyone. [ cheers ] yep, thanksgiving is just hours away. right now, people are looking at the turkeys left in the grocery store like, "what's wrong with you?" [ laughter ] "why did no one" -- yeah, it's thanksgiving eve. my kids couldn't wait for tomorrow, so we let them open one bag of giblets early. [ laughter ] so that's a thing we do around the house. i'm so excited about the holiday. but things aren't coming together as well as i hoped. [ audience aws ] no. i ordered these "happy thanksgiving" banners off of temu, and look what i -- [ laughter ] -- look what i got. "herpy -- herpy thanksgiving." [ laughter ] i don't care. i'm still gonna hang it up. what do i care? >> steve: aw. th

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- jeff goldblum, luke grimes, lacey chabert, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 2049. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. please enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here! [ cheers and applause ] you made it! thank you for watching at home. well, guys, tomorrow morning, president biden will host president-elect trump for a a sit-down meeting at the white house. yeah, a sit-down meeting makes sense with a combined age of 160, i think standing up is -- [ laughter and applause ] -- out of the question. want to do a lying down meeting? it's fun when biden and trump hang out, because they get to trade classified documents like they're pokemon cards. [ laughter ] "i'll trade you iran's nuclear secrets for kim jung un's number." yep. of course, these two guys really don't like each

jimmy fallon up next.. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the

>> tariq: and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon! eers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now, that -- welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] you're here. you made it. thank you. what a show we for you have tonight. everyone is excited about this. "wicked" hits theatres tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] big deal. and so far, the movie is getting rave reviews. they're very interesting though. check out what they said. for instance, this review said, "magical and uplifting." and hang on. that's actually a review for the shrooms your cousin brings to thanksgiving. [ laughter ] that's -- sorry. this next review called it "the tale of two people whose paths never should have crossed." hang on. that's actually a review for mike tyson versus jake paul. [ laughter ] i'm sorry. this is a mistake. i'm so sorry. here's another. this review said, "oz is back. this is insane!" [ light laughter ] don't get ahead of me. [ laughter ] that's actually a review for trump putting dr.

jimmy fallon has all that. and more. next. how are you doing, my friend?hould we do like a i know, a handshake going in? hi. it was a lot. or like, should we do like a special. hi. it's christina again. is your shower trying to tell you something? is getting in and out of the bathtub becoming a safety concern? are you worried about the cost of a bathroom remodel that could go on for weeks and weeks? well, now you can have a gorgeous new bath or shower that's safer at a price you can afford with a one day jacuzzi bath remodel and now they're bringing you this special tv offer. we're waiving all installation costs and postponing all payments for up to one year. jacuzzi bath, remodel has the design you'll love at a price you can afford. literally. they came in in the morning, did the demolition, and installed our bath tub in one day. i definitely wish we called jacuzzi a lot sooner. okay, so tell me, what are the two most common reasons people are calling jacuzzi bath remodel right now? well, maybe they're just tired of the old worn out eyesore of a bath. oft

jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much!, enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, to "the tonight show." you are here! [ cheers and applause ] thank you. enjoy yourself. enjoy yourself. sit down. have a seat. enjoy. have fun. >> audience: i love you. >> jimmy: i love you too. come on, it's fun. [ cheers ] let's get to some jokes about the news. here guys, this morning, president biden hosted president-elect trump at the white house. yep, here's the two of them sitting together at the oval office. yeah. that fire was lit to represent how this meeting was held for the both of them. [ laughter ] the location was a great idea. when you got a huge open flame, you want to bring in one guy who is all hair spray, and another guy who is all wax. [ laughter ] i wonder why? what a pair. can we see them again? [ laughter ] oh, my gosh. they look like two guys in a a sauna who have no problem rocking an open robe. [ laughter ] listen to this, trump just announced that "fox and friends weekend" host, pete hegseth is

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. that feels good. thank you very much. thank you. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] well, guys, last night, america decided to get back with their crazy ex and elect donald trump as the 47th president of the united states. no matter who you voted for, i think all americans can agree it's going to be a rough thanksgiving. [ laughter ] really, right? yep, trump returning to the white house is a huge historic comeback for someone who literally never went away. [ laughter ] of course, trump's already super busy. first, he's got to move all those classified documents back into the white house. [ laughter ] yeah, republicans were thrilled about last night until they realized it's going to be four more years of melania's christmas decorations. [ laughter ] "red rum!" it was a tough night for democrats. today they turned to

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- jon hamm, lindsay lohan, musical guest, pharrell williams, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 2052. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you very much. enjoy yourselves. welcome, welcome, welcome. welcome to "the tonight show." you are here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it, thank you very much. you guys, it is sunday night, and we are here with a special nfl post-game edition of "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] that's right. we are coming to you after the game between the cincinnati bengals and the los angeles chargers. the game was intense. it felt just like watching mike tyson and jake paul fight except these guys actually hit each other. [ laughter and applause ] wow. that's right, everyone is still talking about this, on friday night jake paul beat mike tyson in a boxing match that was described by most fans as "un

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on! [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. thank you so much. thank you for being here. welcome. enjoy yourself. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. well, guys, today at the white house, president biden addressed the nation for the first time since trump won the election. democrats were like, "well, i guess at this point we can let him speak again." [ laughter ] let him talk. what's gonna happen? during his speech, biden said, "you can't love your country only when you win." yeah. then he said, "but since i didn't win or lose, i can do whatever the hell i want." [ laughter ] "so, i mean, it doesn't matter. let me bite on that baby's leg there." biden also tried to comfort democrats by saying, "the america of your dreams is calling for you to get back up." and biden said, "now, if you'll excuse me, i need to go take a a nap." [ laughter ] but he s

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy falloneinfeld, cody rhodes, musical guest billy strings, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: gobble, gobble. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here! thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] happy thanksgiving, everyone! [ cheers and applause ] hey, happy thanksgiving. i'm very excited about thihis. jerry seinfeld is here tonight. on the show! [ cheers and applause ] jerry seinfeld! yep, jerry is my guest every thanksgiving. yep, once a year he sits next to me, we make small talk for seven minutes, and then he leaves. which basically makes him my cousin. [ laughter and applause ] honestly, i feel a little overdressed tonight. i'm up here in a suit and you guys are at home with unbuttoned pants. [ laughter ] but i'm so happy today is thanksgiving. i bet if the pilgrims were al

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- dwayne johnson, rebecca ferguson, musical guests, ella langley and riley green, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 20-4-8, sir. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's exactly right. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. you made it! [ cheers and applause ] you guys, it's veterans day here, and tonight's -- [ cheers and applause ] -- audience is made up entirely of veterans, active military, their families, and their friends. yep, we have the military here, and dwayne "the rock" johnson is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i -- thank you. i've never felt so safe -- [ laughter ] -- yet so physically insecure. [ laughter ] i thank you all for being here. you know, sometimes i think i could have been a good soldier, but then again, i couldn't make it past the fifth chicken wing on "hot ones." so -- [ laughter ] i knew this af

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hot -- hot crowd. enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. thank you for watching at home. you can feel the buzz out there. you guys, new york city is electric right now because the liberty just won the wnba finals. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ fantastic! and also, for the first time in 15 years, the yankees are headed to the world series. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ wow. you can tell new yorkers have been celebrating, 'cause instead of snapple bottles filled with urine rolling around the subway, they're champagne bottles. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: yeah, it's just -- [ cork popping ] that's right. it's gonna be the yankees versus the los angeles dodgers in the world series. and tickets are already going for over $1,000. [ audience oohs ] >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: by game three, the only people who will be able to afford tickets will be the pl

>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. i love you, hey! welcome. enjoy yourself. >> we love you, jimmy! >> jimmy: i love you too, sir. hey -- [ light laughter ] welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] you're here. thank you for watching. well, guys, if you see someone in the fetal position drenched in sweat, they either just ran the new york city marathon, or they're waiting for tomorrow's election. so, it'd be -- [ cheers and applause ] here in new york city, that's what's happening. yeah, we finally made it. tomorrow is election day. yep, it's that super chill time when the whole country takes on the vibe of 2:00 a.m. waffle house parking lot. [ laughter ] of course, there's a good chance we won't know the final results tomorrow, which is kind of frustrating. it's like sitting through a a 24-hour gender reveal party, and the couple's like, "can you guys come back on friday? we're just gonna -- [ laughter ]

studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallonight, join jimmy and his guests -- salma hayek pinault, david chang, kelsea ballerini, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 2043!

studio six b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. hey, hey, hey. tonight, join jim and his guest, anthony anderson. hey, jodie turner-smith, comedian dj d marin and featuring five legendary roots crew 2058 and now here he is, jimmy fallon. hey hey hey hey hey, come on no. hey, hey. come on. thank you. hey, welcome, welcome, welcome. thank you, thank you. welcome, everybody. welcome. oh. like that. welcome. all of you. thank you. very welcome. thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. ezra frech. we're right back at you. thank you very much. enjoy yourself. enjoy yourself. enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody. welcome to the tonight show. you're here. thank you for watching. well, guys, thanksgiving is just two days away happening. i read that the most popular time to eat thanksgiving dinner is between 2 and 3 p.m. it's strange. it's like for one day, we all become president biden. you know? serving dinner at 2 p.m. is a polite way of telling your guests, we'd love to get you out of here as soon as possible. luckily, there's no turke

later, jimmy fallon welcomes kevin kline. nbc tonight. my message to you and to all americans tonight is very simple. we do not have to live this way. our people powered movement reflects a simple and undeniable truth that we are all in this together. right now, at 11:00, after weeks, after months of all of this, it comes down to this. the final night on the campaign trail. vice president kamala harris, former president donald trump literally burning the midnight oil. it's now 2 a.m. on the east coast. officially election day there. the polls open in just a matter of hours and a busy night at the election offices across the bay area. as voters turned in their ballots. a lot of people anxious for the results, but how long will it take to count all the ballots? and when will we know who actually wins? we do have some answers this evening. and then there's this. a warning from pg&e as people head to the polls tomorrow. emergency power shutoffs are possible due to big concerns about the wind and the fire danger. so could that complicate thing

backstage meet and greets to comedy shows and late night shows with jimmy kimmel or steven colbert or jimmy fallon or bill maher or seth meyers. you can bid on four tickets to dave chappelle's stand up show. you get to meet and greet. there's an autographed valentino black rock stud bag from jennifer aniston. how about lunch for two in manhattan be paul rudd. i'll be there, too. i don't have to sit at the table. there's a lot. more than 100 items. check them out, ebay.hfot. the auction is open right now. it's going to close next thursday, november 21st. if you ever miss an episode of the lead, you can listen whence you get your podcast. the news continues with wolf blitzer in "the situation room. " i'll see you tomorrow. >>> happening now, breaking news. president- elect donald trump drops a new bombshell, choosing the controversial congressman and maga fire brand, matt gaetz, to be the attorney general of the united states. we're breaking down trump's most jaw dropping picks yet and how these loyalists might use their power on his behalf. and that includes a deep dive on the president- elect's ch

and of course, what's a macy's production broadcast on nbc without a special number by jimmy fallon andncers. >> oh, it's so cool. personally, for me, i used to come into the city as a kid and watch the parade, so then being able to actually perform on it with amazing friends and obviously jimmy and the roots is so exciting. >> this is the night to work out the kinks to find your mark while the director finds his or her camera angle. >> one. two. >> three. four. it's what makes it all look so effortless come showtime and so iconic. >> i mean, look at this. [laughter] like the empire state building, it's like new york's favorite thing to do. and so it's wonderful to be a part of it. >> the united nations says millions of pounds of food will be wasted on thanksgiving and end up helping to fuel climate change. according to un data, most food from holiday meals will be eaten, but an estimated 316 million pounds of food will be wasted across the country on thanksgiving. most will end up in a landfill about 20% of methane emissions come from food loss and waste. and dictionary.com just announ

jimmy fallon, colin jost, zoe saldana all stopping by and dan and shay. >> it was a great parade fornd running this morning. customers online and at the malls ready to shop until they get everythingng on thatt checked off, including at sawgrass mills in sunrise, florida. for more on the black friday sales and shopping strategies, brian cheung is out at a new jersey mall this morning. good morning. >> reporter: happylack friday. there are plenty of people here in paramus, new jersey. people are out and about shopping at 8:00 a.m. remarkable when people could be doing their shopping from their couch, on their phones and black friday deals as early as the beginning of this month. retailers and consumers alike still consider black friday the kickoff to the most important shopping holiday weekend all year. and it is really underscored by the fact we're seeing discounts already. adobe analytics expecting 20% to 30% range and spending could be a big bump this year, up 15% over the course of the weekend to $650. the national retail federation estimates it will be $989 billion in total spent,

backstage meet and greets to comedy shows and late night shows with jimmy kimmel or steven colbert or jimmy fallonou can bid on four tickets to dave chappelle's stand up show. you get to meet and greet. there's an autographed valentino black rock stud bag from jennifer aniston. how about lunch for two in manhattan be paul rudd. i'll be there, too. i don't have to sit at the table. there's a lot. more than 100 items. check them out, ebay.hfot. the auction is open right now. it's going to close next thursday, november 21st. if you ever miss an episode of the lead, you can listen whence you get your podcast. the news continues with wolf blitzer in "the situation room. " i'll see you tomorrow.

there is tig notaro, there is you, there's jimmy fallon, chris rock, and there's me.to talk about it since this happened because we scattered to the wind. >> mike: we haven't unpacked it. i got a call, we went in june. i got a call in may from our friend jim gaffigan. >> stephen: jim gaffigan reached out to you. we split up the list. i got an email in march. i got an email in mid-march from father jim martin who was there with us and he said the pope wants to meet some comedians. there is a father jim martin fan. i don't blame them. >> mike: the gym martin heads in new york are on believable. >> stephen: the pope wants to meet some comedians. >> mike: here's where i think it is suspicious. jim and calls me in may. i feel like there was an april list. i feel like i was at the bottom of the list. >> stephen: i did know he was roping in jim gaffigan to do this. he called me and said would you do it and i had sent him a list of 40 people a couple days later and i want you to know, look at my list. look at that. mike birbiglia is between will ferrell and patton oswalt. the

. >> judge jeanine: [laughs] >> tyrus: greg and jimmy fallon.tyrus: dana's trash talking skills would be legendary. >> dana: before that, tyrus would have to work on like day. facebook question from michael s. what is the worst grade you ever got in school? tyrus? >> tyrus: the epic fail i'm about to give you. just because i won't have to or less and long femurs and bones that make me tall, i get it, i was failing a bunch of classe, failing english, history, you put the little line to adjust it, and i got away with it for about four days. my mom saw my report card, bs, you did so great, problem was i couldn't change the gpa at the bottom, 1.5 -- >> dana: 1 is hard. >> tyrus: 10:00 at night, she happened to look through, and you know, jesse, you ever had the light clicks on and you don't know what is about to happen? that is what happened. >> dana: that's what happened. what about you, jesse? >> jesse: in shakespeare i got a big, fat, f. the first f in the last f i've ever gotten. and i'm proud of it because i think shakespeare is overrated. >> d

>> thank you, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to kaley cuoco, rickie fowler, xander schauffele, matt fitzpatrick, cameron young, glorilla, t-pain, and the roots right there. thank you for watching. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." goodnight, everybody! thank you! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- jim gaffigan. star of "st. denis medical," allison tolman. an all new "closer look." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. president biden today presided over the annual white house turkey pardon. well, he didn't exactly pardon them, he just turned the investigation over to merrick garland and then it just kind of petered out. [ laughter ] that's right, president biden presided over the annual white house turkey

and i know i'm going to take off everybody but maya rudolph that was brilliant and as good as jimmy fallononald trump that was as wonderful. neil: we need to see more of that and give each side a chance to laugh at the other and i wish we had more time you are the best in the best of s&l as we look at 50 years of that show. >> i will be there, thank you for putting the word in. ♪ after careful review of medical guidance and research on pain relief, my recommendation is simple: every home should have salonpas. powerful yet non-addictive. targeted and long-lasting. i recommend salonpas. it's good medicine. ♪ hisamitsu ♪ we all know that words have power. they set things in motion and make us happy or sad. but there's one word that stands out, because when people say it, lives are changed. it's not a big word. it's itsy bitsy. it's only three little letters. but when you say it, the life of a kid like me can be changed. so what is this special word? it may surprise you. it's yes, yes, yes, yes to becoming a monthly supporter of shriners hospitals for children. that's right! your monthly suppo

that you can promote one candidate you have to promote the others and they scold the gig from jimmy fallon years ago. >> that's really good when trump was on 2015. it was not bad it was not hilarious but it was not total cringe the kamala harris appearance. but i saw nbc on the nascar post coverage they gave trump equal time they gave him a minute. >> they gave her a half minutes. >> i don't know if i call that equal time. but they did try to get out ahead of any potential fcc violation. trace: here is jd vance today. watch. >> you have kamala harris who runs from the friendly american media, can we trust that person to negotiate with vladimir putin the leader of russia. xi jinping the leader of china of course we can't she can't talk to the friendly american media and she cannot be trusted to negotiate on our behalf of the world stage. >> it's a good question if you can go three hours with joe rogan how many can you go with xi jinping. >> is not just that she can't get on the stage of the anderson cooper and appear coherent let alone on the world stage with other world leaders. it's not j

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come up with something new. 2015, donald trump, jimmy if fallon, look. >> wow. i look fantastic. r] [cheers and applause] >> no, we look fantastic, and i mean, or really fantastic. [laughter] >> all right, me, we've got a big interview with jimmy if fallon coming up, so let's be honest. fallon's a lightweight. no way he deserves to interview me. [laughter] the only one qualified to interview me is me. [cheers and applause] >> me interviewing me? that's what i call a great idea. steefs steve the -- steve: and it was such a great idea to do that on saturday night live, essentially, they did exactly the same hinge. so it's -- brian: so this podcaster, steven miller, writes this on the daily mail, kamala harris empty thing fate on snl means there's a real possibility we get maya rudolph doing hallelujah with on a piano next week, because when they depicted length, she was funny in a bar, she lost, and the woman who played her whose name eludes me -- steve: kate mckinnon? >> she ended up playing piano in a bar the next week. ainsley: next weekend, hopefully, we will know who wins. stev

the list includes broadway star idina menzel, the temptations, the nighttime talk show host jimmy fallon, and the members of the wnba champion new york liberty. the holiday tradition begins at 830 in the morning eastern time, and features 17 giant character balloons, 22 floats. my favorite part the 11 marching bands and 700 clowns. there will be six new featured character balloons, including minnie mouse, gabby's dollhouse, goku and spider-man. we do appreciate your joining us this noontime on a friday, a reminder that the most significant rainfall of the fall season is moving in in the coming hours. so right now is the time to get out there and do all those outdoor things so you can hunker down for the evening. and our ktvu team of meteorologists says the wet weather could also impact your early, early saturday morning plans. we have you dialed in on the fox local app. you can get there easily by scanning the qr code that's on the right hand side of your screen. once you get the download, choose ktvu and you will see all of our original reporting along with weather reports and stories.

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finally, jimmy fallon last night he announced a new collaboration with designer alex mill releasing a8:30! 8:30! it's a wednesday morning, just two weeks now -- across the street. look when's here! snl superstar bowen yang, hoda, kotb. >> love that guy. >> a scene stealer. >> whenever bowen shows up on the screen during the movie "wicked" you will laugh before he opens his mouth. he's having so much fun on snl, and he'll talk about the 50th and what might be in store. >> bowen yang is having quite the moment, quite the moment. >> we have another star outside, hoda. i lost my microphone. richard gere, where are you? [ cheering ] >> with gerard from props. >> gerard! gerard! >> oh, my gosh -- listen, richard is beloved and he has an award-winning career and a "today" show favorite. >> i think george is more handsome than richard gere. >> i love it. >> style expert melissa garcia, mellisal show us fashionable holiday looks that are festive from headband to toe. >> but first it's wednesday, and you know what that means. a brand-you in episode of "making space" with hoda. find it by scanni

few we have, jimmy fallon and the roots. rachel platten. temptations will be there.se, the rockettes will be there. don't forget to tune in to the parade the 28th of november, the 98th march is going down right here on nbc and peacock. by the way, quickly while we're talking about thanksgiving and food. baskin robbins is launching a new flavor of the month. see how you feel about this. brie my guest. >> come on. >> what is that? >> combination of cheese fixed with almonds, pistachio, and apricot. it will go with their iconic turkey cake. making a return this year. want to try it? >> yes. >> take one and pass it down. >> i don't know about it. >> i don't know. >> if you like cheesecake -- >> i think it could be good, with sugar, right? i have got to try this. that's a cake? >> i have never seen this turkey thing. >> yeah. that's a thing that i guess is gone and now it's back. it's ice cream, so it will have to be decent. oh. >> not for everybody. >> i like it. >> it's salty. >> i like it. >> i like it, too. >> it is like cheesecake, like eating cheesecake. >> i don't

beginning in january, jimmy fallon stephen stephen colbert and jimmy kimmel will have some new competitiond travis kelce, will host a late night talk show on espn. it's a one hour show. it will air on five straight friday nights. the jason kelce will record each show in front of a live audience at a concert venue in philadelphia. kelce says he's always loved late night tv shows and remembers sleepovers. watching conan o'brien with his friends. >> police in las vegas are going the extra mile to make sure this weekend's f1 racing event is safe for everyone. law enforcement officials say they treat grand prix very similar to new year's eve. officers will be highly visible at the event. more than 1200 private security guards will also be patrolling the area. the las vegas metropolitan police department sheriff says there's already they are already deploying a lot of new technology. >> it's a force multiplier and as you well know, i know you've seen our real time crime center, but thousands of public safety cameras that are down there. license plate readers, all the things that we have in our t

i'm not used to it, but the bottom line is this guys i taste delicious that was just jimmy fallon, who went by you and said, hey, there's cnn senior data reporter harry enten. >> that's what jimmy fallon just said as he went by. because it could only it could only be you who doesn't love data. >> of course it could only be me. i'm the only guy who addresses a turkey and eat a turkey. yes everyone loves data. you love data john berman. everyone loves data and fry data turns better than roasted data. >> it turns out, too. on thanksgiving day, harriet thank you very much keep doing what you're doing. i think we just saw a santa float go by here. let's go down to houston now. santa is getting close. they're escorted by 12 reindeer. um there is rosa. rosa flores, i think is in houston watching all of it. rosa can you guys hear me we can. >> yeah oh, i did not realize. >> well, guys, i am here with a legend here from the houston livestock show and rodeo and, dick, you got to tell me how is it that you rope well, that's a good question. >> you just swing it around your head and throw it that'

. >> jimmy fallon with a new way to avoid politics this thanksgiving, which is e my gosh, just 16 days us, as well as special correspondent at "vanity fair" and host of the fast politics podcast molly john fast. along with joe and me. so, president-elect trump is working to fill out high-profile roles for his second administration, including secretary of state. nbc news senior capitol hill correspondent garrett haake has the latest. >> reporter: with the expected selection of senator marco rubio as secretary of state, donald trump's next administration is coming into clearer view this morning. the two were opponents in 2016 in a primary that turned personal. >> did you know that in florida they hate little marco rubio so much. >> reporter: rubio later became an ally, and in another key role cnn reporting trump selected kristi noem to run the department of homeland . once on the short list to be trump's running mate before suffering political fallout she shot her on dog. naming michael waltz to be national security advisor. and outspoken ally new york's elise stefanik as u.n. ambassador

tonight, don't miss an all new fallon jimmy welcomes ben stiller, katie holmes and music from heavy makeup. plus, tomorrow celebrate thanksgiving with the tonight show with jerry seinfeld. cody rhodes, billy strings performs and a special appearance by cher. new balance, nice to have you along with us. whether you're at home or on our plaza, we're just glad you're with us. this morning. good morning. it's 756. i'm marcus washington, and i'm laura garcia. happening now. hundreds are lined up for a grand opening in the east bay. i'm bob redell. we're here in pleasanton outside a brand new costco that has its grand opening at 8:00 this morning. and you can see hundreds of people are lined up out front, some for general merchandise. people saying they want to get some rare pokemon cards. a tory burch items. but those people over there. hundreds waiting in line for booze. specifically some bourbons that they can't find anywhere else. all right, well, you can see those folks standing outside and it's cold. kari hall has a look at that. i don't know why they would do it. kari. i don't know why ei