this week green day performed a surprise set in new york subway with the show host jimmy falon.houted requests like please stop. >> [laughing]. >> [applauding]. >> [bleep]. >> greg: a source in hollywood said a movie about plaggarizing claudine gay deserves closer inspection but it was in gay's hand writing. whenever i see her i think of the humpty dance. men have better naviational skills than women. most women don't know about this study because they went to the wrong website. >> [laughing]. >> charlie! >> greg: charlie is a sexist. a new study shows by the year 2100 many u.s. cities will be populated by the elderly. which means the late night shift at strip clubs will end at 4 p.m. the doj determined a white substance found on hunter biden's gun was likely to be cocaine. prompting hunter to ask when he could get his gun back. chinese scientists say they killed a new strain of the coronavirus that kills by attacking the brain. guess i am safe said one woman. >> [cheers and applause]. >> greg: thank you. thank you. a woman went viral after revealing she makes 6 figures milking