right now on jimmy george lopez with willie nelson. ♪ >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." th guest host george lopez. tonight, country legend willie nelson. and now, george lopez. ♪ >> hello, and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i am george lopez. jimmy wanted to take the summer off so i agreed to guest host. once again, mexicans doing jobs that white people don't want. i'm here tonight because i have literally nothing else to do. this is honestly the best way for me to kill time between my zoom yoga classes. and it's nice for a mexican to be invited to a mansion in hollywood and not have to trim the hedges. you know what i did actually? i hired the whitest guy on taskrabbit to come clean this house. yo, chad, don't forget to dust the fan blades. i'll have you deported like that

george lopez with willie nelson. ♪ >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." th guest host george lopez. tonight, country legend willie nelson. and now, george lopez. ♪ >> hello, and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i am george lopez. jimmy wanted to take the summer off so i agreed to guest host. once again, mexicans doing jobs that white people don't want. i'm here tonight because i have literally nothing else to do. this is honestly the best way for me to kill time between my zoom yoga classes. and it's nice for a mexican to be invited to a mansion in hollywood and not have to trim the hedges. you know what i did actually? i hired the whitest guy on taskrabbit to come clean this house. yo, chad, don't forget to dust the fan blades. i'll have you deported like that back to norway. i used to host a late night show myself called "lopez tonight." it's been a few years, but they say hosting late night is like riding a bike. we do it because we've had too many duis. well, i have. we're going to have a lot of fun here tonight. well, i know i'm going to have a lot of

. >> all that ahead but first a long ahead on jimmy kimmel live with george lopez. >> thanks. watch this. >> you said that you were going to quit smoking marijuana and the whole world went upside tok. child advocates tell the f-t-c that the app is collecting >>> trump said he'll take action as soon as tomorrow to want the popular tiktok from the united states. it has hundreds of millions globally. but his concern is about sharing data with chinese officials. >>> a 17-year-old has been accused of a massive hack that targeted people. prosecutors are charging graham clark with 30 counts. he sent tweets to send bitcoin to charities. >> this was not an or 17-year-old. this was a highly sophisticated attack and it could have destabilized financial markets. >> reporter: investigators say they targeted the 138 counts but gained access to only 36 of them. >>> we're learning new details about the mysterious seed packets appearing in mailboxes around the country. maybe you got them. the usda has identified 14 different kinds of seeds. a spokesman says some of the packages contain floweri

and now, george lopez. ♪ >> hello, and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i am george lopez. ummer off so i agreed to guest host. once again, mexicans doing jobs that white people don't want. i'm here tonight because i have literally nothing else to do. this is honestly the best way for me to kill time between my zoom yoga classes. and it's nice for a mexican to be invited to a mansion in hollywood and not have to trim the hedges. you know what i did, actually? i hired the whitest guy on taskrabbit to come clean this house. so excuse me. yo, chad, don't forget the fan blades. clean them or i'll have you deported like that back to norway. i used to host a late night show myself called "lopez tonight." it's been a few years, but they say hosting late night is like riding a bike. we do it because we've had too many duis. well, i have. we're going to have a lot of fun tonight. well, i know i'm going to have a lot of fun. for all i know you saw my hair and changed the channel ten seconds ago. this hair is something new for me. i decided that 59 was the perfect age to start looking

jimmy kimmel live." i'm guillermo's stepfather, george lopez. i won't be here, but sean hayes will be hosting with his guest jason bateman, and the "jimmy kimmel live" health care hero of the week. our guest tonight truly needs no introduction, but i'm going to give him one, just so he knows we are actually on tv right now. he is a genuine legend of both country music and cannabis, with a new album called "first rose of spring," available now. please welcome the one and only willie nelson. >> thank you, thank you. how you doing? >> i'm good, brother. i'm going to ask a question. i know you have a place in maui. do you prefer the surf and turf? do you prefer the surf of maui to live or the turf of austin to live? where do you feel more comfortable? >> well, i've been kind of spoiled. i can take the best of both worlds there. i would love to go to maui now, but with all the b.s. going on around the world, it's hard to get there, and then you got to quarantine a while and all that. so i love maui, but i'm in a pretty good spot. >> with someone like

jimmy kimmel. my apologies to jennifer aniston we ran out of time. george lopez will host tomorrow.t. >>> people opting for ivs, business getting a boost in the pandemic. >> bay area couple that had been together 35 years both died of covid-19 complications within two weeks. >>> fighting for equitable start to the year, oakland teachers demanding. >>> more than a drop in temperatures this week, it gets damp, abc7 news starts now. >> building a better bay area for a safe and secure future, abc7 news. >>> schools facing biggest crisis of this generation, how to safely resume teaching in pandemic. >> focusing on this all week long in back-to-school series, how to build a better bay area. >> now we've learned that san jose unified appears to be first district to require teachers to teach from empty classrooms on campus. announced the agreement on monday. some teachers say it puts their health at risk and want the option to work from home. he didn't

jimmy kimmel. my apologies to jennifer aniston we ran out of time. george lopez will host tomorrow.ightline." tonight, party peril. as the pandemic rages, people defying the rules, packing the bars, party boats, even a chain smoker's concert. inside america's night life controversy and science how germs are passed around in tight spaces. >> come on, when you're close together in bar without a face mask on, you're droplets. >>> and tiktok shuffle. to dance your heart out or change. >> share bel