and having it named after jimmy herman and what jimmy herman stood for was representing the working class, we have many, many members, and we represent the locals throughout the bay area. my local is local 10. local 34 is the clerk's. local 75 are the guards. in local 91 are the bosses. we have done work throughout the history of the docks for the last 100 years. even at that time, it was not the ilwu, the it is the same working-class people. you mentioned about not using substandard labor to do the work for the american cups, and i am letting you all know, we're paying attention, and we are there to do it. and the last thing i would like to say, we talked about the roots of this city, the great history of this city with later -- labor. indeed ilwu, the international longshoremen are seeing in, is not giving up jurisdiction. i just want to make that point. it is exciting for us, and we're looking forward to working together with the american cup and the port commission to do whatever you need to happen to make this project a smooth transition throughout the process. so thank you, and happ

and lastly, having met jimmy herman, who really was a force of nature, i am thrilled that the cruise ship terminal will be named in his honor. thank you. commissioner lazarus: there is an expression as some people like to use, if you want a job done right, you have to do it yourself. i think that assumes that you have a good skills that to do that. so i would like to observe as well that clearly the executive director has assembled the a team here at the port to get this to where we are today. i add my thanks and my commendation to everybody. i think the decision to try to do it ourselves, in conjunction with fellow city departments, was clearly the right one. so on words and upwards. >> i think we should all ditto that statement. [laughter] >> we have heard a lot of public comment, most of the supporting the cruise ship terminal, so i would like to defer to our legal counsel on the last comment that was made, just to let us know that it is ok to move forward or not. >> we do believe it is a party to move forward at this point in time. yes. commissioner brandon: thank you. i had the

jimmy: what is blond and says "9-9-9?" i don't know. what is blond and says "9-9-9?" >> herman cain's german secretary. >> jimmy: yeah. d that one on "conan," to be honest with you. [ laughter ] i did. yeah. what else do you have? do you have anything else? >> okay, okay. what nation will herman cain never visit? >> jimmy: i don't know. >> nomi-nation. >> jimmy: oh, nomination. yeah, i get it. [ applause ] okay, that's -- do i pay for all of these or can i -- a la carte. >> yes, yes, pay for all. >> jimmy: okay. >> it's a good deal. >> jimmy: sounds like one. give us a good one then. give us a -- your best one. >> how many herman cains does it take to screw in a lightbulb? >> jimmy: i don't know. how many? >> ah -- none. he -- >> jimmy: screw in -- okay, i get it. hey, get started on newt gingrich, will you? because i don't know if we're going to have herman that much longer. >> thanks, jimmy. >> jimmy: okay, thank you very much, guys. they're exhausted after cyber monday. [ applause ] with all eyes on herman cain, texas governor rick perry reminded us that he's still around. today in new hampshire, he was speaking at

i had the pleasure of serving on the commission with commissioner jimmy herman, and he was such a wonderful person. so to ditto some of the public comment on this is a great day in port history, in that we're finally, i hope, putting a shovel in the ground and building a new cruise terminal. this is my second opportunity on building a new cruise terminal, but i feel really good about this one. [laughs] i want to echo my fellow commissioners and applaud director moyer and the staff for bringing this item to assign such a short time span. it is a great item. without saying anything else, all in favor? resolutions 1175, 1176, 1177, and 1178 have been approved. [applause] [cheers and applause] commissioner brandon: thank you so much. i would like to request a short recess, hopefully 10 minutes. >> commissioners, the title for item 9b has been revised. all located along the embarcadero waterfront, located along the north side of islet creek. request development of this position agreement and related actions to implement the 34th america's cup project of, involving use of peers and adjacent water

>> jimmy: herman! [ light laughter ] but hey, some good news.is the holiday season over at the white house. the theme for this year's christmas is "shine, give, share." while rumors the theme for next year's white house christmas will be "clean, pack, move." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: that's a rumor. i don't understand why they would -- [ applause ] i don't understand. i heard that. the white house just unveiled its christmas decorations, and they feature sculptures of the obama's dog, bo, made out of candy. that's cute, yeah, an edible version of bo. or as china calls that, bo. [ laughter ] they eat dog in china. they eat dog, yeah. hey listen to this you guys, congress just lifted a ban on producing and exporting horse meat -- or as taco bell put it, "there was a ban on that?" [ laughter ] what? what do you think's in the burger? [ light laughter ] that's right. congress voted to allow the production of horse meat. of course, the vote got kind of awkward when they were like, "all opposed say nay." [ laughter ] i'm so

jimmy: stop it. stop it, hey. you got that from herman cain's podium? ughter ] >> jimmy: where did you get that? >> jimmy: that's herman cain's. herman cain just had that. >> steve: herman cain mailed it to me. it's on c-span, he mailed it to me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it came went really fast. >> steve: yeah, yeah. let's hear it. >> jimmy: pro -- blowing the dice for good luck. con -- blowing the dealer for good luck. there you go. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh! what? what? >> jimmy: for family recipes right there, family meals, all your family recipes right in this one book. >> steve: yeah. are we still on nbc? >> jimmy: no. >> steve: oh. [ laughter ] >> steve: betsy, are you listening. >> jimmy: and finally pro -- what happens in new york stays in new york. con -- including your life savings. >> jimmy: there you go, that's the "pros and cons." we'll be right back with more "late night," everybody. please come back -- ♪ sally, you don't need toys when you have... ♪ imagination ♪ imagination imagination ♪ ♪ helps you see the world in different wa

. ♪ [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: where will herman cain be spending christmas this year? the divorce lawyer say to kris humphries? [ laughter ] [ thunder ] >> five guys. in and out. jack in the box. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: describe clay aiken's last date. [ laughter and applause ] [ thunder ] >> frosted flakes. >> jimmy: what happens when ryan seacrest has dandruff. [ thunder ] >> i am the walrus. >> jimmy: how does wilfred brimley introduce himself? [ laughter ] [ thunder ] [ scattered applause ] >> good things come in small packages. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what was my pick up line in college? [ cheers and applause ] [ thunder ] >> free handling. >> jimmy: what are tsa workers offering this holiday season? [ thunder ] >> a roulette table and lance armstrong on a unicycle. >> jimmy: what has one wheel and one ball? [ laughter ] [ thunder ] >> steve: that's been "brainstorm." we'll be right back with aretha franklin. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ people love the surf & turf. you can't go wrong. [ male announcer ] don't miss red lobster's surf & turf. 3 grilled

. >>> last night on "late night with jimmy fallon," jimmy talked about what remains after herman cain'separture. >> even though herman cain is suspending his campaign, he's launching a new website called thecainsolution.com. >> it's the only one that makes you click an "i'm over 18" button to enter. today is international anyone gentleman day. when people are encouraged to carry toy weapons and wear black masks. as i found out the hard way, my bank wasn't celebrating it. not good. >>> this is cool. microsoft is releasing a new xbox update that let's users control the device with its voices. as also reported, microsoft is making something that makes your new roommate hate you, a, brks, a, a, a, a, a, a. pause. xbox pause! >> tonight, jimmy welcomes actress sarah jessica parker, taylor swift. that's weeknights 12:35, 11:35 on your local nbc station. >>> there's good news and bad news for you fans of "the hangover" series. bradley cooper says shooting will begin in september on "the hangover 3" acknowledging there were some problems with the second film, just a few. he promises this one wi

the game counts celebrities including jimmy fallon and pee wee herman as players. >> that's a great idea. and definitely keeping with the meaning of the season. >> let's talk about the weather forecast. >> sandhya patel is here. it has been quite dry. >> it has been unusually dry for december. i will talk about that in a moment. but that may very well be changing. we may be seeing rain around here before we know it in as little as a week. i want to show you beautiful sunsets. sunsets submitted by jaray to you report. let's show you other ones. there has been quite a bit of a response here. this is from aptos submitted by terry. and as we show you one last one, the after glow submitted by joseph pete. it was a tough call. there was so many coming through. keep them coming. always want to show you the photos when i get a chance. cold tonight. napa and fairfield are down to freezing. 36 in santa rosa. we have upper 30s in places like livermore, concord, and the problem tonight is the fog. look at the fog. it is reducing visibility up to two and a half miles. concord is reporting fog down to

the game counts celebrities including jimmy fallon and pee wee herman as players. >> that's a great idea. and definitely keeping with the meaning of the season. >> let's talk about the weather forecast. >> sandhya patel is here. it has been quite dry. >> it has been unusually dry for december. i will talk about that in a moment. but that may very well be changing. we may be seeing rain around here before we know it in as little as a week. i want to show you beautiful sunsets. sunsets submitted by jaray to you report. let's show you other ones. there has been quite a bit of a response here. this is from aptos submitted by terry. and as we show you one last one, the after glow submitted by joseph pete. it was a tough call. there was so many coming through. keep them coming. always want to show you the photos when i get a chance. cold tonight. napa and fairfield are down to freezing. 36 in santa rosa. we have upper 30s in places like livermore, concord, and the problem tonight is the fog. look at the fog. it is reducing visibility up to two and a half miles. concord is reporting fog down to

celebrities like jimmy fallon and pee-wee herman among the participates. >>> several retailers threateningest the port of oakland if city officials can prevent future occupy disruptions. >> the city council has delayed action on a plan to call on police to use every legal means possible to stop those disruptions. >> amy hollyfield is live at the port with the latest. >> reporter: the port is putting it to the city council. do you want protesters or profit? some major companies are threat thing to go through the port of l.a.. police stood back and watched last week as protesters marched to the port and shutdown business here. officials say it the port four million dollars. now some city council members are considering a resolution to require that police aggressively prevent another shutdown. the council raise thed the -- raised the issue last night which resulted in shouting, some speakers were interrupted, many were frustrated. those who oppose the resolution say protesters have the right to picket at the port and shouldn't be harassed by police. waits a long night last night. in the end,

pizza. >> 9-9-9. ♪ america the voice of the united states ♪ >> jimmy: comedy angel that blessed us and flew away. when god closes a hermane opens a tiger woods. tiger woods won a golf tournament this weekend, his first win since --s if [ applause ] >> jimmy: -- more than two years ago on the night his ex-wife ran over his penis with an escalade. tiger teed off. listen closely. >> tiger parred it through the first three rounds. zach has had some big success which ended his round yesterday. >> what was that? somebody screamed mashed potatoes. >> jimmy: i think they did scream -- mashed potatoes everywhere he plays, apparently it's good luck. could be a new beginning. the tournament he won isn't a big competition but could set him up for a comeback. while not everyone is rooting for him some of his biggest fans are. in honor of his big fan they salute him. >> congratulate, tiger, we missed you. been way too long, tiger. welcome back, big guy. >> congrat, tiger. we've missed you at hooters. >> love you. >> i miss you too mr. tiger. >> all right. that's the guy who makes the mashed potatoes for all his tournaments. later this

. >> others have received remote controlled helicopters and books celebrities like jimmy fallon and pee-wee herman you don't have the money it doesn't have to be a gift you can do something nice, a little thing for someone you don't know. >> it is too late to sign up whatever you were thinking. >> do something nice for us, bring us a little rain. however little it might be. >> i can forecast it, but we can try. we are looking for rain the big story in next week's forecast until we get to that we are stuck in the same pattern and that is stagnant air, spare the air, frosty nights, warmer than average afternoons. and a nice, beautiful shot like this from vollmer take looking at emeryville, bay bridge back to san francisco. still in the 20s in napa and novato, 31 santa rosa, freezing concord and livermore. close in antioch and fairfield at 33. mid to upper 30s everywhere else except for oakland and san francisco in the low to mid 40s monterey bay inland mid to upper 30s gilroy 28°. one of the cooler spots. hazy sun that's what the air pollution will give us during the afternoon because it is a spare

i'm herman cain, and if i said something, say something. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's interestingresting take on that stuff. >> steve: black pepperoni. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. black pepperoni. yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] pizza sauce. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: finally, we have an ad from mitt romney. now, i don't know what this guy's got planned, but let's just see what he has to say. check this out. ♪ >> hi. i'm mitt romney. and i'm waiting. see, that's my move. wait while all the others crash and burn. [ light laughter ] remember with you all thought it was going to be rick perry? bad debater, a little slurry when he speaks. crash, then burn. how about this lady? i think her name was michele. people were saying she would run away with the nomination. then she started talking crazy. now she can't raise enough money to hold a fund-raiser. crash, can't afford to burn. [ light laughter ] how about crazy fake eyebrow guy? [ laughter ] i don't remember if he crashed and then burned or burned -- no one cares. [ light laughter ] but wait. remember this? [ laughter ] he was leading in th

. >> jimmy: she's a real katie couric. hermanafternoon vowed to stay in the presidential race, no matter how many people he has sex with. [ laughter ] there's talk he might hang it up after another woman came forward, ginger white. for some reason, she decided to go on tv and tell everyone that she and mr. cain have been involved in an extramarital affair for the last 13 or 14 years. cain denies that they're anything more than friends and called her a troubled woman. which, of course she's a troubled woman. she slept with herman cain for the last 13 years. [ laughter ] ginger white claims that cain has been giving her money and gifts for years but she says it was not a sex for money arrange pt. it was purely a sex for pizza arrangement. [ laughter ] the hermanator appeared on fox news and in a round about way, was asked if he had any other ginger whites to look for. >> are there any others that might be coming forward? >> i was in business for over 40 years. i have worked with and helped a lot of people, male and female. there is

jimmy: this is my favorite sweater. pro, spending time with people during the holidays can be a touching experience. con, so can working with hermane: oh. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: oh, like you know him. [ laughter ] pro, you got so wasted you don't even remember what happened at your office holiday party. con, facebook remembers. [ laughter ] and finally, pro, hearing grandma say "i can't wait to see the yule log." con, hearing grandpa say "that's what she said." [ laughter ] that's the pros and cons, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pros guys, there are only four shows before we go on christmas break. it's time for the beloved "late night" tradition, "12 days of christmas sweaters." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ 12 days of christmas sweaters four days left ♪ >> jimmy: every show -- every show. got hit by that. every show between now and christmas we're giving one lucky audience member an off the chain christmas sweater from the countdown to christmas cabinet. since there are four shows left, let's open door number four. [ drumroll ] everything okay? >> yes, great. it's christmas all over the place. >> jimmy: all

jimmy: miss him already. he's like a comedy angel that's blessed us and then flew away. but when god closes a hermanens a tiger woods. tiger woods won a golf tournament this weekend, his first win in more than -- [ applause ] more than two years ago on the night his ex-wife ran over his penis with an escalade. is that what happened? [ laughter ] there was a funny moment on the 18th hole. tiger teed off. listen closely. >> tiger parred it through the first three rounds. zach has had some big success with a birdie and the eagle which ended his round yesterday. >> mashed potatoes. >> what was that? somebody screamed mashed potatoes? >> jimmy: i think they did scream mashed potatoes. bring that guy everywhere he plays. apparently it's good luck. could be a new beginning. the tournament he won isn't a big tournament and the competition wasn't great, but it could set him up for a comeback. and while not everyone is rooting for tiger, some of his biggest fans are, and in honor of him, they salute him. >> congratulations, tiger, we miss you. >> been way too long tiger. welcome back, big guy. >> congrats, ti

jimmy kimmel piling on last night. he created a video tribute to honor herman cain. >> i don't know this and i don't know that and i don'tthat and i don't know this. ah shuckey ducky, i feel good today. black walnut isn't a flavor of the week. becky, becky stan stan. you go first newt. i got all this stuff twirling around in my head. i'm their brother from another mother. unequivocally. he was trying to pigeon me hold on. >> no, blitz. >> stupid people are ruining america. >> don't even go there. >> excuse me. >> take a chill pill. >> 9-9-9 doing fine. >> 9-9-9! >> i have a feeling you may see more of that perhaps on "morning joe" later this week. >>> still ahead, why are you awake? your obscene tweets, texts and e-mails are next. and "morning joe" is just moments away. . nyquil:what? tissue box (whispering): he said nasal congestion... nyquil: i heard him. anncr vo: tylenol cold multi-symptom nighttime relieves nasal congestion... nyquil cold & flu doesn't. ♪ it's nice to see you ♪ in my bed ♪ ♪ there are diamonds in her eyes ♪ ♪ ♪ and they sparkle in the night ♪ ♪ when the moment comes alive [ male announcer ] this is

jimmy: it is. pro -- ebenezer scrooge got haunted by the ghost of christmas past. con -- herman mistress past. [ laughter and applause ] true, again, reality. >> steve: those yuletide logs. >> jimmy: originally both narrated by burl ives. >> steve: are you serious? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: isn't that weird? pro -- it's the time of year to see all your favorite claymation characters like rudolph, yukon, cornelius and hermie the dentist. con -- and bruce jenner. [ laughter ] [ applause ] that's good claymation. >> steve: yeah, new claymation. >> jimmy: that's good. >> steve: that's on the 72 days of kardashians. >> jimmy: pro -- going on a date to see the nutcracker. con -- finding out the nutcracker is your date's nickname. there you go. [ audience ohs ] >> steve: oh. [ high pitched voice ] >> jimmy: want to get dessert? pro -- seeing santa's big white beard. con -- seeing santa without the beard. hey, newt gingrich. [ laughter ] >> steve: "oh, i'm newt gingrich." >> jimmy: pro -- you tried out for the part of tiny tim and got it. con -- it's an adult

jimmy: this is my favorite sweater. pro, spending time with people during the holidays can be a touching experience. con, so can working with hermand finally, pro, hearing grandma say "i can't wait to see the yule log." con, hearing grandpa say "that's what she said." [ laughter ] that's the pros and cons, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pros ♪ guys, there are only four shows before we go on christmas break. it's time for the beloved "late night" tradition, "12 days of christmas sweaters." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ 12 days of christmas sweaters four days left ♪ >> jimmy: every show -- every show. got hit by that. every show between now and christmas we're giving one lucky audience member an off the chain christmas sweater from the countdown to christmas cabinet. since there are four shows left, let's open door number four. [ drumroll ] everything okay? >> yes, great. it's christmas all over the place. >> jimmy: all right, go for it. [ drumroll ] oh, wow. ♪ [ applause ] [ laughter ] oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] creepy. creepy. [ applause ] bonus -- it's a reversible sweater. you can wear it backwards if you want. >> s