jimmy: you do? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, you like that dude? >> yeah. >> jimmywere super lucky to book that place. >> jimmy: look at that. >> there it is. >> jimmy: look at this. this is such a rock and roll move. i mean, come on. how cool is that photo? [ applause ] you got to frame that one. >> yeah, yeah yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: were you excited? were you nervous getting in there? >> yeah. i mean, we're always kind of nervous going into it. but then, when you get up there -- i mean, probably just like you, kind of lose it -- lose yourself in the music, the moment. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you always -- once again you are confusing me with eminem. once again. >> oh, you're not -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you've done this every time now. >> you're not marshall? >> jimmy: no, i'm not marshall. take care everybody. ♪ yep, that's it. >> imagine if i thought you were eminem the whole time, like -- >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> planting eminem references. like, "oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah and i'm like, "i don't know what he's talking about. i don't get anything he'

no. >> jimmy: no. >> jimmy, don't do this. >> jimmy: no. >> it's okay. >> jimmy: i can't do it. omewhere and they'll, like, you know, pitch a tent for you. it's nice and lovely. >> jimmy: okay, that's what i'll do. >> without, like, putting other people in danger. >> jimmy: we'll talk. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: we'll talk. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's talk about your movie, "the spy who dumped me." >> yes. >> jimmy: super funny. >> thank you. >> jimmy: congrats on that. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: you, kate mckinnon. i mean, we love -- i love kate mckinnon. >> kate's great. kate's the best. >> jimmy: i mean, fantastic. >> yeah. >> jimmy: explain -- set up the movie. it's a -- >> yeah, so, it's -- thees way i can explain it is it's like if "007" and "bridesmaids" had a baby, it would be us. >> jimmy: yes. that's great. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's a great way of putting it. >> it's a -- it's an action-comedy. it's about two best friends. they get -- go on this, you know, crazy adventure. our second unit was the same stunt guys that did "bourne" and "007." so, we ha

>> jimmy: for sure. >> okay. >> jimmy: you go first. you ready? >> yes. >> jimmylooks flawless, abi. >> okay. thanks. okay, now your turn. ready? >> jimmy: yeah. >> here we go. here we go. fashion, fashion, fashion, freeze! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i told you. we really are twins. [ phone ringing ] ew, it's my stepdad, gary. ♪ hello from the produce aisle ♪ [ light laughter ] >> i'm just pulling your leg. it's me, your number one step d-a-d. >> jimmy: ew, gary! why are you calling me? [ light laughter ] >> well, i'm at the shop and go, and i thought i'd give a a little ring-a-ling and see if i can bring-a-ling anything to you two ding-a-lings. [ light laughter ] they got cottage cheese on sale, two for one. [ light laughter ] >> okay, gary, we don't need any snacks. >> what? you know what they say. a cup of cheese a day away keeps the doctor from calling and letting you know that you have osteoporosis due to a a calcium deficiency. [ light laughter ] ♪ it's a crazy curd that will make you strong munch this curd and you'll live super long ♪ the curd is the

jimmy: irving plaza. >> irving plaza. yeah. >> jimmy: dude, how fun is that? >> it's the best. t jimmy: calpurnia. what is calpurnia? is that a -- >> calpurnia is the character from "to kill a mocking bird" that we kind of -- all the band and i like love that book, and so, we though she was super underappreciated and that character in general. >> jimmy: and just look at the vinyl. this is awesome. >> yeah, it's super cool. i'very proud of that. >> jimmy: how cool is that? yeah. you have a vinyl? i mean, come on man. >> yeah, it's really c: l. >> jimah, because lot of people they come out with new things. they don't have vinyls. >> yeah.yo >> jimmy: bugot 'em, man. >> but i got 'em. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. i'm special. >> jimmy: are you a -- >> i'm like -- i'm unique, you know? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you are you into vinyls? are you -- do you have a collection? >> yeah, yeah i collect. i collect. >> jim: you do? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: how many do you have? >> oh, man. i have like, i don't even know. maybe like hundred or something like that. >> jimmy: wow! >> even more. >>

>> jimmy: here we go. [ light laughter ] >> okay, okay, okay. here we go. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you ready, jimmyht laughter ] >> who can you always trust? >> jimmy: george sampson. >> what's the capitol of earth? >> jimmy: ugniged. [ laughter ] >> uniged? when is tomorrow? >> jimmy: tomorrow. [ laughter ] >> how do you dance? >> jimmy: like this. [ laughter ] [ ding ] [ cheers and applause ] >> you do dance like that. >> jimmy: i just got it. >> uniged. >> jimmy: uniged. >> uniged. >> jimmy: capitol of earth. i didn't know what was happening. >> i love to fly uniged. i love uniged. >> jimmy: all right, it's time for the final round. >> okay. >> jimmy: in this round we'll both pick up a card with the same set of questions. we'll ask and answer them one at a time. going back and forth. >> mmm. >> jimmy: and there's only one winner. >> yeah. how do we know who wins? >> jimmy: the sound at the end. [ light laughter ] >> all right. okay. >> jimmy: here we go. now, will i go first? our you'll ask the first question? >> i just want to find -- i just want to find my center and just kind of get to -- >>

jimmy: no, but -- so, it's i-n-a-m-o-r-a-t-a? >> yeah. >> jimmy: inamorata? >> swim em rat -- i'm like, "thanks, jimmy." >> jimmy: no, i'm sorry. rom my hig school. >> jimmy: oh, that's where it's from. >> that's how i got that. yes. so -- >> jimmy: but you're running your own instagram. you're running the business's instagram. you're actually head of -- you're in charge of it >> yes. >> jimmy: and running it. >> inamorata swim. people think i have, like, you know, some -- intern, like, al uploadinthese pictures. it's actually me. >> jimmy: right. >> my 13-year-old self, like, uploadg my inspo. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. so -- >> it's, like, basically a a blog. >> jimmy: 'cerse i was wog -- i was looking through the instagram. i go, okay.t it jys "moonstruck." [ laughter ] and i go, i don't quite understand why, what's going on. like why -- >> i love that movie. >> jimmy: oh, me too. mean i -- it's inamorata swimwear, so i just go, i don't -- [ laughter ] >> but she's -- look at her. you know?morata. >> jimmy: i know, it's in -- >> she's inamorata. >> jimmy: inamora -- >> i think cher is, like, always goals.at so, it doesn'tr what

hi, pal. >> hi. >> jimmy: nice to see you. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: what is your name? >> mysha. >> jimmy are you from? >> florida. >> jimmy: florida. hey, oh perfect. here we go. so, you should know what's going on in the news. >> yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. this is very topical. okay, here we go. ready for this? >> yup. >> jimmy: this week, the president swore in robert wilke as the new secretary of veteran's affairs. which of these men is robert wilke? is it a, this guy? [ light laughter ] b, this guy? c, this guy? [ light laughter ] or d, this guy? >> i am going to go with a. [ ding ] >> jimmy: that is correct. [ cheers and applause ] it is that guy. here you go! here's your gift certificate. $100. go to tip top shoes, and go yet your pair. hey, well done. fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] i'll start over there. yes, let me go over there. i'll come over this way. sorry. hey, nice to see you. sorry about that. how are you? yep. you can keep your shoes. you're all in good shape. [ light laughter ] sorry about that. sorry. excuse me. no, please. hey, how are you doing? how

>> jimmy: they wouldn't believe me. >> so, will it hummus? >> jimmy: no. >> no. >> no. >> jimmyrs and applause ] >> that's poisonous. >> jimmy: well, boys, it's good to see you again. >> no, no no. [ talking over each other ] >> we've got one more for you. >> jimmy: we don't have time. we have to go to a commercial break. >> well, no. one more. now, for this last one -- >> jimmy: ugh -- [ laughter ] >> usually, you don't want to find a bug in your food. now, i still don't want to find bugs in my food. but we are. [ audience ohs ] ♪ >> bugs -- will it hummus? [ audience ohs ] >> yep. we've got crickets. >> thank you. >> scorpions, a tarantula -- [ audience ohs ] and an assortment of crushed bug bits. so, we've got our barf buckets ready. >> can you see that? jimmy, can you see him reaching up to you? >> jimmy: oh, i can see it. you know, he's, like, reaching out to me. i can kind of smell it, as well. i'm not a person who does not like a thing. >> there's a lot of protein in insects. this is the future of dining. >> yeah, man. in 20 years, this -- all hummus is gonna be like this

that's -- 17 years ago. >> jimmy: yeah, man. >> yeah, 2001. >> jimmy you put your time, in man. >> i have. >> jimmythis is awesome. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you kind of had me -- it's great when -- whoever's watching, i know season three's comi up. >> uh-hu >> jimmy: and we get to see you actually get younger -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- in this season. oowhich, again, is another tricky thing i love. the make-up department is fantastic, by the way. >> dude, zoe hay and michael wrights, who are our hair -- our make-up and our hair. >> jimmy: where they're doing -- mandy looking older. >> man aging, you know, from -- from young to -- to 68, i think she goes to. >> jimmy: it is -- it doesn't look like fake old person make-up. >> no. >> jimmy: it's fantastic. >> yeah, it's amazing. >> jimmy i would --n, really, it's not like i would call them out. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but i just wouldn't bring it up. [ laughter ] >> well, zoe -- zop and the makepartment are -- are emmy-nominated, as well. yeah. >> jimmy: well done. they deserve it. it was great. but this one, making you youn make-up, that's just -- >> no, no, no.

>> guillermo: of course, jimmy, of course. >> jimmy: of course, very good. >> guillermo: national tequila day. >> jimmyi'm glad you're staying hydrated. it's very hot now in l.a. it was so hot in l.a. today -- >> audience: how hot was it? >> jimmy: 93 degrees. sorry, i thought you were asking how hot it was. because of the heat wave local officials are asking l.a. residents to conserve energy. we all need to do our part. i for one after i used my tanning bed this morning, i pulled the plug right out of the wall. it won't go back in till i go home. [ cheers and applause ] this is a very good week for the dodgers to be out of town. this is from their game with the phillies last night where one fan managed to win the award for catch of the year and lose the prize for father of the year all in one shot. >> in the air to left field. mikal franco has done it again. a solo home run. it's made it a one-run game. that guy with the baby in hand caught that home run. look at that grab, he backhanded it. >> remarkable. >> jimmy: he gets to keep the ball. but we're taking the baby. believe it or not, golf fans had

cardigan. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, i know what -- >> yes, cardigan. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yes. >> jimmy:vest, yeah. >> a little coffee vest. and -- and she gave me her phone number on it. and it was weird. well, i'm not gonna call you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, of course you don't -- >> look, i mean, we've had a a hug. that's enough. that's all. >> jimmy: and a cry. yeah, exactly. yeah. >> but somehow, she got ahold of my number. [ laughter ] and, not reading the room. and -- >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, really persistent. >> but -- i did not know she'd sent me a text. and i was in the middle of texting someone else. so, no real good reason, but i was keen to send my friend a a picture of chuck norris. [ laughter ] and i accidentally sent it to emma thompson. >> jimmy: no. [ lauger >> it was heow. i, you k i and i'm like, chuck norris, double denim. cha-choo. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's like, what is wrong with this person? [ cheers and appla]et aone like person. and -- how is your -- is your mom handling all of this? >> oh, she's always handled it. like, my mom has been a strong supportive

jimmy: it's fantastic, yeah. >> is that all right? >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh, my god, am i out? is it all out? >> jimmye, see anything -- all right. >> jimmy: let's talk about your new -- [ laughter ] i want to talk about -- somebody just threw up. [ laughter ] thank you for being here. thank you for that opening, the tribute to aretha franklin. that was so -- [ cheers and applause ] only you. dude, i know -- i just love you so much. you met aretha, right, once? >> i did. i met her a few times. we sang at the white house, and she was so sweet. and she was, like, so cute. and i was like -- >> jimmy: she really is. >> i was like, "how are you a a real person?" >> jimmy: i know, yeah, right? >> yeah, no. it's an honor to have met her and we're going to celebrate her. >> jimmy: yeah, we are. >> and -- yeah. >> jimmy: didn't she send you a a thing? you told me this story. >> oh, yeah. oh, my god, so she called me. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and she called me one time. this is one time only, called me. [ light laughter ] she goes, "hi, it's aretha." and i was like, "franklin?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how many arethas

jimmy. lock eyes. >> jimmy: all right, and we can't take fm the top, right? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy, jimmy, you go first. good jenga to thee. >> jimmy: look, breathe -- >> can we blink? >> steve: oh, one. [ cheers ] >> steve: rose. >> jimmy: gently. [ laughter ] gently. ♪ jenga, jenga no, no [ indiscernible ] yii don't get what he was . [ indiscernible ] >> hold on. i'm so stressed. hold on. okay, okay, okayt i got it, i . i'm going to take from this one. this one. this one.it i goi got it. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: lock eyes. >> i know. i'm gonna start crying. ♪ wow. ♪ oh, this is intense. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you are crying! cheers and applause ] you are crying. >> i'm crying. >> jimmy: you are crying. you just made yourself cry? you are crying right now. it's so amazing. tears are dripping on the table. you are amazing. >> i'm sorry. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> i feel it took fore oh my god. okay. okay. >> jimmy: don't mess up, don't mess up. >> i don't know about this one. this feels food here. thls good. this one feelsood. does this feel good? a i don't

jimmy: this is tasty, man. >> i know. pretty good, right? >> jimmy: refreshing. i love it. >> yeah. >> jimmygo to meetings now? are you like -- >> loaded? yeah, pretty much. >> jimmy: no, no, no. i mean, no. [ laughter ] do you go into meetings and, like, talk about the company? and, like -- >> yeah. i kind of travel all over the -- i meet buyers. that sort of stuff. it's, like, it's a real genuine responsibility. but it's not -- it's not too dissimilar to the film industry. i mean, it's all, sort of, based on relationships and handshakes. you know, but what's weird, and i found so ironic was that it's a liquor industry where you actually have to be accountable. like, in the -- in the film business, you can, you know, if you're working on a movie, you can go out for a night of drinking and then, you know, miss work because you fell asleep on a stove. [ laughter ] and no one's gonna, really, do much about it. >> jimmy: i feel like that's a a real story. >> but the liquor industry, it's hardcore. yeah, you can't -- you don't mess up with those guys. yeah. >> jimmy: you don't -- no. no, you can

jimmy: i think we do. anyway -- >> tariq: anyway. >> jimmy: for the recipe, tariq -- >> tariq: all you need is a a bowl. >> jimmyake sure to -- what's that? >> tariq: look, all you need is a bowl. [ laughter ] a spoon. >> jimmy: heck is going on here? >> tariq: throw in a little bit of salt. and you got to have that cayenne. i mean remember to make it spicy and never dicey. >> jimmy: yeah, we know what goes into -- >> tariq: but, if i want to make this party real fuego, which i know you do, jimbedo. [ laughter ] i also like to add a little splash of tequila. >> jimmy: oh. [ cheers ] >> tariq: ooh, yeah. >> jimmy: wow. >> tariq: now, that's what i call -- >> jimmy: that's enough. >> tariq: a fiesta. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> tariq: but, be carefu. too much of this, and you'll be drunko like a skunko. you know what i mean? so this national avocado day, take it from tariezzy. keep it breezy, but never greasy. and remember to add some cheesy. >> jimmy: oh, very nice. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. [ cheers and applause ] tariq trotter everybody. thank you very much, tariq. that's fantastic. [ applause ] guys, th

it's very -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> gentle romantic comedy. >> jimmy: that good. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i love some that. we love that! [ cheers and applause ] here's rose byrne and ethan hawke in "juliet, naked." take a look! >> i can explain this. >> maxwell's 89.dussdorf. did i play dusseldorf? >> it's not what it looks like. i can explai >> that's me and my high school chess club. >> yeah. >> i can explain this to you. i know this looks weird. remember the review on the website and the guy -- and it was a really, like, over the top review and he calls him like a sad sap blogger and -- >> oh. duncan? >> yeah. >> something. >> oh, my god. if he knew that you knew his name. so, that guy is the guy. >> that's your -- >> yes! >> that's 15 years of -- >> yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, yeah, bingo! >> jimmy: yeah! come on, pal. [ cheers and applause ] rose and i are playing a new game called "eye to eye" when we come back. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ you have a side that saved for her to go out of state. ♪ ♪ now she's in and you can celebrate. ♪ ♪ a side that's getting your li

and i'm proud. >> jimmy: i love it, man. >> proud. >> jimmy: i love the whole family. >> they're the best. >> jimmy>> she is the greatest. >> jimmy: you guys click. >> we are morphing into the same individual. >> jimmy: you're actually becoming one person. >> our hair is almost the same. i mean, you know, i've known her for 15 years and i love her. she makes coming to work so special and so great. and she's the most talented person that i have ever worked with every day. >> jimmy: yeah, she's fantastic. do you like doing it? do you like getting out? i know you -- >> i like it. i certainly do, but it's live and, you know, you put it together. you're not quite sure how it's going to go. >> jimmy: do you like the trivia things? >> the trivia games. you know, we had a chance to -- somebody didn't get it right and we had a chance to give them something anyway. you get to connect with real people, and change their lives, and talk to people around the country. >> jimmy: that was my favorite part. i'm a big fan. i love -- i started with "regis and kathie lee," man. kathie lee was my girl. >> yeah. >> jimmy

jimmy: is it possible? >> not something i've ever asked. i don't know. >> jimmy: you don't know. >> no. >> jimmyng. you talk about loyalty. to the president. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and your job as press secretary. which do you think is more important? loyalty or the truth? >> i don't think it's a binary choice. i think that you can tell the person that you work for if there's a problem with what they're saying and you give them the best advice and counsel you can. wrong it's a binary choice, one way or the other. >> jimmy: right, but i'm asking you -- [ laughter ] you know, in -- >> you always -- i -- the answer is you always have to go out and maintain your credibility in the truth, yes. so that would take precedence over the first. >> jimmy: did you always go out and maintain your credibility in the truth? >> i think there were times i went out and expressed what the president believed or a view that he had that people didn't agree with or they were offering -- sale that that was not true. and would blame me for the fact that i was communicating a view or a belief that he had. >> jimmy: you felt l

jimmy: stay calm. you're very calm, yeah. >> i'm from florida. so -- >> jimmy: oh, so you're li - >> jimmy be? >> uh, black people being black. >> jimmy: okay. [ applause ] this is a show called "black people" -- >> it would be a better b.e.t. >> jimmy: it'd be better than -- a better b.e.t. >> yes. >> jimmy: this is "black people being black." and what's an example of a a black person being black? >> i mean "insecure," i love that show. it would be like that -- >> jimmy: oh. >> but blacker, if that's possible. >> jimmy: blacker than that? [ laughter ] okay. >> i mean you saw "black panther." people can be black. >> jimmy: yes, i understand. people okay, good. guys? guys, we have choya here. [ screams ] she's got it together. if she ever spotted a shark, the first thing she would say is "bye." [ laughter ] >> yeah. people being black week. so, for this next one, pierce brosnan is on the show. can you guys do a james bond-style song? come on, dude. litt07 ♪ her name was choya she came all the way here for ya from the dark deep ♪ ♪ she'd be the first to say uh, bye while standing on the shor

jimmy: what? what is it? >> give me a break. >> twinkies. >> jimmy: twinkies? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes. ! come on, melted ice cream. here we go. >> come on, blood or bone broth. >> jimmy: oh, no. oh, . >> horseradish. >> yes! yes. >> horseradish and twinkies. mm, mm, good. >> oh, this am going to be ing. i'm so excited for you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're excited for me? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: twinkies and horseradish? >> it's gonna be incredible. look at this. [ audience groans ] j immy: yeah. >> make sure all of it's in -- oh. wow. it's like horseradis. that's super gross. oh, yeah. going im be good. >>: want a little of this? >> yeah. leave me a lot of that. there yoalgo. >> jimmyright, good. thank you. ♪ >> man up, jim. >> come on. you got this. >> twinkies and horseradish. >> you got this.♪ ♪ cheers and applause ]nd [ cheerspplause ] there's all kind -- wow. look at that. >> jimmy: just don't even look at it. >> you barfed up your whole childhood. revoltirg. that's the time you've ever barfed on your own show? >> jimmy: right -- no. it isn't. oh, my gosh. oh, wait. this is the fin

: "ahma." >> mark: "ohma." >> jimmy: "ahma." >> mark: "ohma." >> jimmy: "ahma." >> mark: "ohma." >> jimmy" >> mark: "ohma." >> jimmy: "ahma." >> both: ohma. ahma. ohma. ahma. ohma. >> kamal: wait, wait, wait, wait. stop, stop, stop, stop, stop it. don't you see what's happening here? huh? that's exactly what they want. [ la >> jimmy: gosh, you're right. sorry, mark. >> mark: i'm sorry, jimmy. >> jimmy: thanks, kamal. >> kamal: it's pronounced "camel." [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: how am i supposed to -- i didn't know that. thank you, mark and camel from the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] i saw that white house press secretary sarah huckabee sanders couldn't guarantee that there's no tape of trump using racial slurs. sarah said, "at this point, think of anything and there's probably a tape of trump doing it." [ laughter ] [ applause ] yeah, in the past few weeks, trump has insulted several notable african americans like omarosa, lebron james and don lemon. but today trump said he'll stop, because those are all african-americans he knows. he has to stop. this is interesting. another

jimmy: i'm getting in your headriight now. alt? >> has made it very clear -- >> jimmy: i know, but -- >> she does not want to do another one. >> jimmydoing a a musical -- >> jimmy: that's interesting. >> on broadway. >> jimmyrsokay. [ cheend applause ]ca maybe yosing? i don't know, i'm just saying, amy, if you're watching, people would love to see it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you and paul rudd just show up somewhere. i'm just saying. i don't know. maybe, i'm just saying. we don't know. we don't know. we don't know. all right, no one knows anything. all right, good. let's talk about "american woman." this is set in the '70s. explain to everyone what the show is about? p >> well,y a woman who's based on kyle richards mother. >> jimmy: that's right. >> from "the housewives." >> jimmy: "the housewives."ar i love kyle ri. >> and her mom was quite a a firecracker. and she was a trlblazer of sorts of the time, because she's a housewife in the beginning, when you find my character. and then, she finds her husband cheang on her. and she sees red and she pulls a knife on him. and she goes crazy. and at the time, when her husband grabs her arm and s

: yes. >> i agree. >> jimmy: i prefer to see -- if i pop one of my own -- >> wonderful. >> jimmy: i reminisce sometimes. >> i have memories -- >> jimmyl never forget. i'm not kidding. >> when you get, look this is! disgusting. i apologize. >> jimmy: i'm not as excited about being other -- >> other pple's? >> jimmy: my flesh and blood my son kevin, he'll walk into a room, dad, i think i have a black head in mynten, i've climbed him like a tree, on top of him, forced him to the ground, i'm in there i've got implements, special tools. >> yes. do you ever put gloves on? >> jimmy: no. >> wash your hands first? >> jimmy: no, no, we don't wash our hands in my family. we just go in. >> oh, good, just go in. is that wh you do approach it a doctor? >> yes, that's part of what i love about dr. pimple popper is gloves. she's respectful of her patients. theotice that she bleeps out sound off when she asks them questions. we don't see their faces. >> jimmy: right. >> i find it very appropriate. >> jimmy: my opinion's more like backyard wrestling, you know? [ laughter ] we get the joboesn't matter. it won't even have to be a tool. it could be a scr

your name is jimmy. >> jimmy: my name's james. >> that's your real name? >> jimmy> i didn't know that. >> jimmy: i feel like you're mad at me now. >> looks line somebody about to get their credit checked. >> jimmy: i propose a toast to james. >> yes, to james. >> jimmy: the king. >> toast. you know what else is really good about white people? >> jimmy: what? >> inheritances. a lot of them got inheritances. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. you got a inheritance, don't you? >> jimmy: i don't know if my dad's leaving me anything. >> i bet y'all don't have to do fish fries and car washes to bury a family member. >> jimmy: no, yeah, you're right, probably not in our house. >> i don't think y'all would have it. >> dicky: ciroc peach. the answer to all of life's ridiculous questions. at at&t innovations, we give you more for your thing. here were adding tv and movies from our unlimited plan to the powerful new samsung galaxy note9... ...the perfect device for entertainment & productivity. so, it's essentially the ed helms of devices? how so? well he's both very entertaining and

jimmy: you're totally cool. what is your name? >> my name is choya, c-h-y-a. >> jimmy: choya? >> choya. >> jimmy: choya. > jimmy: so if you're standing on the beach and you spotted a a shark, what would be the first thing you say if you saw a shark? >> uh, bye? [ laughter ]>> immy: stay calm. you're very calm, yeah. >> i'm from florida. so -- >> jimmy: oh, so you're like -- >> we fight sharks and alligators. >> jimmy: yoanfight sharks -- >> no, that's a lie. >> jimmy: you're like, "bye." okay, good. bye, shark., ok you had your own version of "shark week" where you could do a week of shows iabout anything, what wou be? >> uh, black people being black. >> jimmy: okay. [ applause ] is is a show called "bla people" -- >> it would be a better b.e.t. >> jimmy: it'd be better than -- a better b.e.t. >> yes. >> jimmy: this is "black people being black." and what's an example of aei a black person black? >> i mean "insecure," i love that show. it would be like that -- >> jimmy: oh b >> bcker, if that's possible. >> jimmy: blacker than that? [ laughter ] okay. >> i mean you saw "lack panthe people can be black. >

jimmy: you'll be competing against the other kids. we'll be rooting for you for sure. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you. you're going to be on espn also on the little league world series, they've asked you to sit in on the broadcast, isn't that correct? >> yep. >> jimmy: wow. big al, you are a phenomenon. if you ever change your mind about your parents, i hope you will give me a call, all right? >> maybe. >> jimmy: thanks, that's big al, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] all right. we got a good show for y sic from chvrches, dr. pimple ac ellisos >> dicky: abc's "jimmy kimmel live," brought to you by at&t. live," brought to you by at&t. n to the powerful new samsung galaxy note9... ...the perfect device for entertainment & productivity. so, it's essentially the ed helms of devices? how so? well he's both very entertaining and very productive. you think? yeah, i do. and that's my completely unbiased opinion. buy a galaxy note9 and get one free. more for your thing. that's our thing. pizza pringles. you made bbq, pizza. wow. add a jalapeño. spicy, bbq, pizza. wow. wow. wowwww. woww. wawawawow. wow. woww.

jimmy: really, never? >> no. >> jimmy: why? >> i wouldn't make a good president. >> jimmy: you don't think you'd be good? n't really pass any of the things that you have to pass. but i guess trump did it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you would be a boy scout by comparison. >> yeah, yeah. no -- i like doing what i'm doing. >> jimmy: you like doing -- yeah, yeah. there's no fun in that, is there? >> i don't know if i could be responsible for the whole country. >> jimmy: you know what, i think that at this point? almost anybody would be doing a better job. [ laughter ] >> what about you? >> jimmy: yeah, and i wouldn't do a better job, but i think -- you know what, if you agreed to run for president, i would be happy to be your running mate. let's put it that way. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh. >> jimmy: i say that because i know you won't. >> but that would be fun, though. >> jimmy: you would be the first president with diamonds on his teeth. think of the history there. [ laughter ] that really -- >> that's right. >> jimmy: -- really would be something special. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >>

jimmy: bowling? >> bowling. >> jimmy: are you a good bowler? >> i'm okay. i got a strike. >> jimmy -- >> yes, where you're like, what's going to, oh my god, yeah! >> jimmy: a strike is a strike, though. >> a strike is a strike. meryl, she's i think very dedicated to everything she does. she was really into the game and i got a strike and she turned to me and she said, you're my hero! and i know it was just bowling and i know she didn't mean it. but time slowed down. [ laughter ] and i looked deep into her eyes. and i was like, i'm your hero. and i touched her face. no. but it was a very cool moment. >> jimmy: this is something i'm sure you're very tired of talking about. you have two famous parents. >> ugh. >> jimmy: lisa bonet and lenny kravitz. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i would imagine as a result of that, when you're young you meet famous people who it doesn't make as much of an impact as it would on most people. because -- >> it becomes normal. >> jimmy: your parents' friends or whatever. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are there any that made a big impact on you as a young person? >> yeah. >> jim

jimmy: really? >> lancaster, pennsylvania. >> jimmy: what? [ laughter ] >> yes. >> jimmy: the whole summer? electricity, or a car. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. do you remember the family? >> yes, i remember the family. but i had no way to stay in touch with them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you didn't mail them a letter, i guess? >> i'm serious. i think about them all the time. i'm just like, man, i wonder if they know what i grew up to be. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but i don't think they did. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] that's really great. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what is that like, living with an amish family? do you get used to not having those -- >> it's beautiful. >> jimmy: is it? >> it's a chance to really kind of get away and just -- no electronics. it really teaches you how to just relate with each other. >> jimmy: did you have chores and that sort of thing? >> yes. >> jimmy: you did. what did you have to do? >> had to milk cows. >> jimmy: really. >> yeah. had to -- what else did i do? i got -- pick berries. >> jimmy: uh-huh. sounds like this wasn't camp. sounds like they need

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. >> hi. >> jimmy: you look gorgeous. >> thank you. >> jimmyy: and i love the cast. >> i know, right? >> jimmy: and, of course, you know, i love your husband. >> i love him too. >> jimmy: seth rogen. he's one of my favorites. [ cheers and applause ] >> he's one of my favorites as well. i love him, too! >> jimmy: you love him, too? >> i ain what's it like being married to seth rogen? >> it's a real bummer, you know? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] no laughs. >> he's not funny. he's not kind. no, he's amazing. he's my favorite human in the whole world. he's funny, he's sweet. [ audience aws ] you know, i feel very lucky every day. >> jimmy: where did you meet? where did you guys meet? >> you know, nothing that crazy. my friend was dating his friend, we went to a party one night. nothing that exciting. although on our first date, we went and played mini golf, and then got in a major car accident on a freeway. >> jimmy: no. >> a 16-year-old had stolen his dad's car. yes. and hit us. drove off. we spun across three lanes of traffic. he totaled his car.

>> jimmy, this is to make sandwiches. >> jimmy: yes. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: it's a panini maker. >> ohthese are off a bridal registry. >> i love paninis. >> jimmy: the first question is, what is your fiance's middle name? middle name. oh, okay. >> i didn't know it for the longest time. >> jimmy: well, the important thing is you know it now. okay, garrett, we'll start with you. what is becca's middle name. jill. that correct? >> yeah. i had the think about that for a second. >> jimmy: what is garrett's middle name. >> it is vincent. >> jimmy: vincent. okay. very good. you win a panini maker. your next prize is what, guillermo? >> this is to scoop either the ice cream or fruit. >> jimmy: technically, it's a -- i don't know how small the ice cream cones are at your house, guillermo. but that is for melons. that is a melon baller. the question is, name one of your fiance's grandparents. doesn't have to be alive, or dead. nana doesn't count. okay. oh, good. garrett has finished first, again. garrett, name one of becca's grandparents. garrett says -- >> yes! clyde the glide. >> jimmy: well d

jimmy: how are you doing? >> hi. >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> great to see you. >> jimmy: i'm not pandering, you look fantasticyou're getting younger, this is happening? >> well, yes. >> jimmy: you figured out a way? >> officially benjamin buttoning out. >> jimmy: good, it's about time somebody benjamin buttoned out. everything good in your life? >> yeah everything's great? did you work today? were you shooting "will ask grace" today? >> i was not. but my husband, sire nick offerman and i -- [ applause ] yes, we have been recording our audio book. the audio book of our book that we -- we didn't technically write it. we dictated it. >> jimmy: oh, the book. >> we've been doing the audio book. what we did when we wrote the book, called "the greatest love story ever told." >> jimmy: it's about your life? >> it's about neuroscience. [ laughter ] no, it's not. it's about us and our famed romance. >> jimmy: you have a great love story work, you say? >> well, i think we just get along, so just that alone. [ laughter ] it's like 90% better than anything. >> jimmy: how long have you been married? >> eight -- we've been

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jimmy: how are you enjoying new york? >> very much. >> jimmy: this is your first time there? >> yes, it is. >> jimmy: it is. kind to you? >> so far, yes. >> jimmy: okay. yeah, boy. you really are canadian, all right. we have a gift for you. there you go, that's a pizza. >> sal: no bacon on this, i'm sorry. >> jimmy: all right. let's meet one more, cousin sal. let's have a look at one more new yorker or not. and we have? let's see here. wait a minute. hold on a second. is that jon stewart again? >> yeah it's me. >> jimmy: jon, how did you get to new york so fast? >> oh, i don't know. my [ bleep ]ing hulk-copter. >> jimmy: there's no such thing as a -- wait a minute! >> hulk out! >> jimmy: he's got the power of invisibility too, it's remarkable. all right. one more thing before we forge ahead. you have no idea how much that cost us, by the way. a fortune. it's thursday night, which means it's time to bleep and blur the big moments of the week. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> president trump [ bleep ]ed america today. >> you stood there like a little wet noodle, like a little [ bleep ] boy. >> p