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>> jimmy: absolutely. >> you do realize i'm bobby jindal, right? >> jimmy: yeah, i know who you are. we love having you on. >> oh, that's so nice to hear. this is even better than being president. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: well, we're just glad that you're doing well and that you're happy. >> well, thank you, jimmy. but i'm actually very depressed. >> jimmy: bobby jindal, everybody. bobby jindal, there he is. [ cheers and applause ] high concept nudes. >> steve: high concept nudes. >> jimmy: high concept nudes, yeah. >> steve: that was your first >> jimmy: hey, guys, i want to say congrats to olympic swimmer michael phelps and his fiancee, nicole johnson, who just announced that they are expecting a baby boy. [ cheers and applause ] so it looks like yet another phelps swimmer just won a race. [ laughter ] very good. [ applause ] i also want to say congratulations to david beckham, who was just named "people" magazine's sexiest man alive. [ cheers and applause ] but apparently when beckham found out he said, quote, "i never feel that i'm an attrac

jindal 2020: thaw it out!" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thaw it out? that's pretty catchy. so what's next immediately for bobby jindal? i know a lot of politicians end up getting their own tv shows. >> that's the goal, jimmy. i'm talking to fox news about hosting a show where i travel the country, helping real americans solve real problems. it was originally called "bobby jindal's adventures across america," but i thought that was a bit too long. across america." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, wow. wow. [ laughter ] >> yeah. my family reacted the same exact way. they're all like, "gross!" and, "dad, what's wrong with you?" kids, am i right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, look, i hope you take some time off to relax before you launch into this new project. >> oh, i will. i started a new hobby actually. my good buddy george w. bush got me into oil paintin'. i've been really crankin' 'em out. >> jimmy: cool, cool. what do you paint? do you paint still life or landscape? >> not exactly. i've been doing these really high concept nudes. check it out, it's me riding an eagle s

these things only cost me 25 cents a pop. [ laughter ] bobby jindal, wear the hat. [ cheers and applause ] taste the fat. >> jimmy: pretty small hat. thank you for talking to us. bobby jindal, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tiny hat. >> steve: tiny hat. >> jimmy: guys, a lot of people are talking about this. twitter just changed its star shaped favorite button to a a heart shaped like button. you hear about that? yeah, they said it's because the heart is more of a a universally -- is more a a universal symbol of liking something. like, how people want to go to movies that gets four hearts. or stay in a five-heart hotel. >> steve: yeah, yeah. [ laughter and applause ] twitter changed its icon from a a star to a heart. but i heard that on google chrome, there's a way you change the icon to any emoji you choose. and if you're still not satisfied with the twitter icon, go outside. [ laughter and applause ] just go outside. do something different. can't help you. it's twitter. meanwhile, google announced that it will bring its super fast internet connection, google fiber, to cities in florida. which make

jindal 26, taste the fat. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very catchy. very catchy. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: so, are more people showing up to your events now? because i've heard that you've had some pretty small turnouou? >> well if you call packing a a long john silvers to the brim a small turnout, then yeah, we've had some small turnouts. [ laughter ] full disclosure, a few of those people thought they were coming to a meet and greet with the guy from "big bang theory," but the truth is once they heard my policies, they were onboard, and my campaign is really starting to heat up. >> jimmy: that is great, that is great to hear. and speaking of heating up, i read that yoyodon't believe in global warming, is that true? >> absolutely, i don't believe in global warming. in fact, i'm the only candidate that doesn't believe in any science, period. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what do you mean, you don't believe in science? >> jimmy, there's a lot of people running for president that buy into these science myths, like photosynthesis, are you serious? [ la

jimmy: yeah. here's one from bobby jindal. he replied, "my wife and my children, every single day." aww. let's see the question, "has anyone told you to drop out of the race?" >> steve: wow. wow. >> jimmy: you gotta be in it to win it. >> steve: you have to be in it to win it. >> jimmy: got to be in it to win it, yeah. here's the last one, here. it's a response from the tv show "access hollywood." they responded, "lights, camera, access!" let's see the question. "what's the last thing you want to hear from your proctologist?" [ laughter and applause ] that's very interesting. that's all the time we have for "in reply to." we'll be right back with cate blanchett. go pack go. what did you order coach? a big mac for me, and fries for lil' ditka. text in your code, and if we announce your team on nbc's sunday night football, you're automatically a winner. p r t game time gold. it' really icy. s intense! it just hits you. its gum. no. it' it' as i am chewing it. it' s not a gum. not a mint. it' s a breakthrough in cool. ok, we're here. here's dad. mom. the twins. you didn't tell me aunt alice

jindal and george pataki may not qualify for the undercard. >>> hillary clinton is on a two-day visit to california. she is appearing on jimmy killmel leave. she is doing three big fund-raisers. including one hosted by the singer christine aguilera. >> what is your favorite christine song? "roar?" >>> george h.w. bush is reportedly blasting key figures in his son's administration. dick cheney and donald rumsfeld. this is part of a new book. the elder book says as vice president, cheney built his own empire and asserted too much hard line influence in the white house. as for the defense secretary, bush says he was arrogant and served the president badly. the book's author john meechem said he was much harder after 9/11 than before. this book is riddled with swear words. the elder george uses the word "ass" a lot. i can use that on tv. >> it is an old fashion -- >>> time for a new start on your money. china stocks up 20%. that is an official bull market. a morning after the bombshell janet yellen who says a december rate hike is a live possibility. it is the fed's last chance to raise interest rates. the first rate hike in almost a deca deca

jindal 2016 campaign. >> why are you somedaying in the race when it's november and you're polling at 1%? >> i'm going to stop you right there, jimmyuse i'm not polling at 1%. i was polling at 1%. i'm now polling at 2%. that's a 100% increase. it's a huge difference, you ever taste 1% milk? it's barely milk. it's like drinking white water. but man, when you start dumping that 2% milk on your apple jacks, it's like, pow, you can taste the fat. it's a game-changer and actually, that is my new campaign slogan -- jindal 2016, taste the fat. >> funny. >> well not taste the fat. not taste the fat. but i mean it's kind of funny. don't you think? >> poor, bobby. i love him, though. he's a very nice man. >>ky be honest? i didn't think it was that funny. >> what i found interesting is i guess the only qualification for impersonating somebody is skin color. because he did not sound like jindal or act like jindal. it's just like we found somebody with similar skin color, let's do this. >> well look, i think in one way, if you're bobby jindal, you should be happy. it's pointing out at 2%, he's actually doing pretty okay. i mean if you look at s