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me too i was in here for you ♪ ♪ oh you was in for me too oh ♪ oh ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: john "love in the." >> jimmy: i want to thank vin diesel, zachary maxwell. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. tomorrow night -- bill hader, richard simmons and music from alpine. thank you for joining us, "nightline" is next. good night. >>> and it's not in your new home. how you can end up battling with movers who have their hands on everything you own. >>> this family thought they were on a road to a new life, until their moving company upped the bill by thousands and seemingly held their stuff hostage. we go undercover on a mission to get it back and deliver the goods. >>> and happy anniversary to the lava lamp. thanks to this wacky inventor and his recipe for psychedelic success, we're lighting it up with some heavy history. >>> keep it right here, america, "nightline" is back in just 60 americs. "nightli >>> from new york city, this is "nightline" with dan abrams. >>> there is breaking news, and for that we go to the abc news desk. >> thank you, dan. i'm alex perez here in c

jimmy john's changes to part time to reduce cost. whole foods ceo john macy says, it's like fascism. we're joined by steve early, a labor worker for the communications workers of america. author of a recent report called obamacare evaluation project access to care and the physician shortage. and still with us from sacramento, michael weinberg, senior policy director of the bay area council a business group helpings companies navigate the new health care law. >> steve early, these companies and they're ceos are saying they're having trouble getting ready for the law known as obamacare, go into their justifications. >> well i think this is a problem that you just cited of not just fast food chains and retailers saying they're going ocut back on the hours of their employees so they're not covered by the mandates of the affordable care act, this is a problem with unionized employers foop i was at a labor day event earlier today in the san francisco bay area with a nurse at sutor health she sutter health, has been involved in communication

christina, me, john, jimmy were there. >> at 11:00 p.m. mood suddenly changed when travis reached for a camera. what you're about to see is from the unedited tape shot that night picked over for clues ever since it reveals an apparently terrifying ordeal. but is it all that it seems? among the many twists and half truths in this case lies one central mystery, was danielle taylor a willing participant? >> say hello. >> hi. >> okay. i have a question for you, you just said hi. >> uh-huh. >> but if you had one thing to say, if this was your last day on earth, what would it be? [ inaudible ] >> take a drink. >> i don't know. >> hey, can you do one more favor, say, ready, set, go. >> no. >> all right, then i'll say it. ready, set -- jimmy. >> do you want me to go? >> put them behind your back. >> how are you doing? i take it it's been better, huh? just think, you're better now than you're going to be in half an hour, that's for sure. you can move all you want. you can scream even if you'd like. if you'd like, i'll help. somebody help. >> travis

>> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: all right, you have one here about john mccain, this is how much john mccainying poker -- and his phone. john mccain playing videos games. i am wondering if he is going to remember to take his medicine. i hope he is not thinking to send naked picture from his cell phone to his wife, like anthony wein weiner. a new season of dancing with the stars, dancing with the stars starts, new season cast, snooki polizzi, you even put her last name? >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you know her last name? >> yeah. >> jimmy: she should be in pre school instead of dancing. it is -- avi has gone too far now. they don't let kids dance, if i were in charge of dancing with the stars, i should put amanda bynes, lamar odor? snoop lion -- >> well, snoop dog, he changed his name. >> jimmy: it will be like dancing and rehab together. one more, miley cyrus's performance at the vmas, boring, i would rather watch soccer for 24 hours or listen to my mother-in-law problem. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: she wants to make historic, but she fails u.s. world history. i don't think she know what his

dave did bring one animal, i'm excited to see, the rare, bearded john hamm is with us. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing, john. glad you have something to cover up the weird looking face of yours all. haw >> i do what i can, jim. i do what i can. >> jimmy: see you guys later god willing. speak ing of guys scared at ther work place. jake dedicated part of his workday hiding inside of a box waiting to scare his boss. that's his boss. his name is paul. i don't know if he is looking for something or he is checking the inventory or what? ha-ha-ha! let's see that in slow motion. ha-ha-ha! that's -- might be the single greatest reaction ever recorded. well worth losing your job over.

jimmy. christina. john. heidi.ind the scenes at the emmys. >>> then, brides spruce up for their wedding day. but the father of the bride? dad's new look for her big day. watch the next "inside edition." >> deborah: a big mac will set you back 550 calories so it's probably not the top choice of people watching their weight. but one guy conducted his own big mac test, and now he finds out if eating them was good or bad for his health. >> i'll take my usual, thank you. >> 64-year-old dennis eats at least one, and sometimes two big macs every day but sunday. that comes to 12,000 big max over 30 years. >> i don't think i look like the tiply cal mac a holic. >> so what has all those big macs done to his body? his blood pressure, cholesterol, and weight are all normal. billy ray cyrus comes to the defense of his daughter miley and her controversy twerking performance. >> she set a path. she knew what she wanted to do. in today's world the shock factor is tremendously higher than it used to be. >> "people" magazine reports

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jimmy: you brought me something. >> yes, i did. well you know, i had a fun summer because i got a little time off, john and i, my fiancÉ. >> jimmy: yeah> i don't know. i don't know, my betrothed? >> jimmy: yeah, my betrothed. >> something like that. anyway, so we went to iceland for a little vacation and i learned about this drink they drink in iceland called brennivin. and you drink it, it's a form of schnapps. it's made out of potato mash, flavored with caraway seeds and cumin, and you drink it after you eat this fermented shark. have you guys ever heard of this? they bury shark in the ground for six to eight weeks. >> jimmy: we always have fermented shark before every show. >> six to eight weeks and then they hang it for months and they mash it up and serve it to you in a little cube with a tooth pick. you eat this nasty stuff. anthony bourdain said it was the most disgusting thing he'd ever eaten. >> jimmy: no! and from him, that means something. >> all right, so i didn't bring you the shark, but since we both have something to celebrate, i brought you the schnapps. it looks like listerine doesn't it? [ cheers and applause ] i thi

the only john he could find was jimmy john's. he's trying to help his niece get through college.can't find a better job in his community. that's why he decided to strike last thursday because he understands he needs to try and make that job a good job that he can help his niece get a better future with. host: bolden, missouri, mike independent line. caller: good morning. i'm retired from the building trade. guest: happy labor day. caller: thank you. a big chunk of our money went for educating to skilled workers. when we had new materials, we were always updated. lot of the money went for training. your last guest mentioned -- he didn't elaborate, he put down the history of unions. i encourage people to study up on the likes of joe hill and united farm workers. i thank you for being here and thank god for unions. guest: i appreciate you calling out our ancestors. you're right, we stand on the shoulders of people who struggled for decades to try and create an american middle class that is disappearing. that's why i think we are recommitting ourselves that includes a new middle clas

. >> john, jimmy p. in his cart california this morning or yesterday morning touted greg mancue. what do you think of a guy like mancue? >> let's face it, he has keynesian views of how the economy worked. i never heard anything about how he'd like to have a dollar price rule. economists aren't economists because they like to let individuals sit back and do their thing and grow. they like to mettle. he'd have to be an improvement. janet yellen seems like a continuation of what we've had for really the last eight years and it's been a disaster. let's be honest about it. >> greg does believe -- given what he's written, he would like to target nominal gdp. i know john is a big gold guy. that's a new gold standard. you just target that, not necessarily the actual level, you target the trajectory of nominal gdp, provides a mis mni macro environment. >> what's macro gdp? >> it's just total u.s. output. >> john, let's stay with this. what do you think about this idea from what's called market monitorists. we've had a couple on the show. they want the fed to target total output and spendi

. >> jimmy: and you're in the witness protection program so they're in france. >> and john d'leo. . yeah, he was my voice coach, actually. >> jimmy: was he, really? you have an amazing voice, it's perfect. >> well, he -- i actually don't. i actually worked with tim monich, who's the genius voice coach of all time. but we skyped a little bit. i went off to france and i was on my own. but, john, johnny is from brooklyn and his mother speaks exactly like that. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> so i said, "hey, buddy, you have to watch my back, here, if i say something wrong, you have to point it out to me." >> jimmy: i've got a perfect long island accent. [ imitating accent ] we made sausage and peppers, you guys. [ laughter ] it is really awesome and you are a badass in this movie. you're in france, and they start making fun of you, and making fun of americans in french. that's the scene we're going to see here. >> okay. >> jimmy: and you go, "excuse me? excuse me?" [ laughter ] michelle pfeiffer in "the family." here's a clip. take a look. [ trying to speak french ] >> peanut butter. >> no,

. >> john, jimmy, smile and say hi. >> hi, mom. >> those are my boys. >> mom, look at me.was too busy, you know, killing some girl. >> you are about to see a dark and disturbing drama that will end in a shallow grave. >> we're burying you alive. you are going to die. >> her eyes glow because of the setting on the camera. what you're seeing on this video, is it a kidnapping? a crime? or were these actors in a sick, amateur movie, a movie this young woman was acting in? >> trevor? >> are you starting with me? dude, i'm blushing. i appreciate that. >> killer number one. thank you, i'll be here all weekend. >> killer number one. the driver. jimmy. >> trav is travis payea, part of a group of young men who rented this dingy party house in flint, michigan. 19-year-old danielle taylor is a cashier for a fast food restaurant. she comes over late one night in 2002 to visit travis. suddenly, she is wrestled to the ground. >> jimmy, hold her. >> her hands and legs bound. travis payea is behind the camera. >> what the [ bleep ] did i do? >> nothing. see, that's the thing. if you did so

. >> john, yeah. >> jimmy: and you -- and then -- but what makes me laugh is the way you're trying togoing, "that is not how you make a fire barbecue." and you go, "yeah, i think i've made barbecues before. this is pretty good. i think this will work. and they go, "oh, if you put the newspaper underneath --" and you're, like, holding the -- like, i'm about to slice this guy's head off. it's really, really good and funny. i want to show a clip here. this is robert de niro and michelle pfeiffer in "the family." take a look at this. >> you all right? >> nothing much. just the prospect of packing up again and moving when they find out you killed the plumber. [ screams ] >> i didn't kill him. i took him to the hospital. >> why'd you beat him to a pulp? he's the only plumber within a radius of 20 miles. >> but he disrespected us and he made you wait on him. >> oh, geez, honey. i survive. >> and, you know, the guy was trying to rip me off, so put yourself in my shoes. >> i definitely wouldn't have beat him up. i mean, who's going to fix the pipes now? >> well, who's going to rebuild the supe

hate me but it ain't no lie baby bye bye bye bye bitch ♪ [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. dan opsal and johner. >> steve: oh, god bless them. >> jimmy: you can't beat that, right there. [ cheers and applause ] talented people made that. obviously fans of 'n sync. let's see what's going on in d.c. the white house says president obama will not postpone his trip to asia in october even though the government is on track to run out of money and shut down next week. [ laughter ] and that's why he is still going to asia. obama said, "where do you think i'm gonna ask for the money dumbass?" [ laughter and applause ] trust me! did you guys hear about this? there were reports that o.j. simpson was recently caught stealing cookies from the cafeteria -- [ laughter ] the report said o.j. simpson was recently caught stealing cookies from the cafeteria of his nevada prison. but simpson said he did not steal the cookies, but weirdly he's writing book about how he would have done it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i didn't do it. but if i did, i know how i'd -- that's right, o.j. was caught stealing co

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the next question from john of louisville, kentucky. chris, why did jimmyarter lose the election in 1980? i think it was iran. i think it was the hostages. i think iran has played a huge part in politics ever since. could well do it again next time. if we're not, we go to war with them. and if you have a question for me, any other question, just tweet your questions to @hardball underscore chris. that's "hardball" for now. thanks for being with us. coming up next, your business with jj ramberg. ise her spirits. we tackled your shoulder pain. you make him rookie of the year. we took care of your cold symptoms. you take him on an adventure. tylenol® has been the number 1 doctor recommended brand of pain reliever for over 20 years. but for everything we do, we know you do so much more. tylenol®. >>> small business owners work together to revive a downtown filled with empty storefronts. we continue our series, main street usa here in bedford pennsylvania. we have that and a lot more coming up next on your business. we're proud to present your business on msnbc.

jimmy carter. he's now a professor at the johns hopkins school of international studies. henry, let me start with you. i think that maybe many of the questions that people are wondering is what exactly was the russian motivation here and sort of how did they pull it off? you have met with vladimir putin more than any american stretching back over a decade. what do you think is putin's game here? >> putin, in my opinion, considers radical islam his biggest security threat. but that's not for the united states to unilaterally determine how the situation in the region will develop. so when the administration found itself in the extremely difficult and potentially embarrassing position of having to request military action refused, he saw an opportunity to perhaps get into step with us by easing an immediate american difficulty but solving a common problem. in my observation, his biggest fear in syria was that it would lead to a radicalization of the region and not so much to protect any one individual. >> do you think that russia can be trusted to have the same interests as t

jimmy: holy ghost! their new album comes out tomorrow. i want to thank john stamos, cedric "the entertainer."on, we ran out of time. tomorrow night, simon cowell, stacy keibler and music from gary clark jr. nightline is next. >> tonight on "night line," the war or words is on from president obama -- >> we are confident that we could prepare for and deal with any potential ramifications. >> to syrian president assad both throwing everything they have into a media blitz. reaching a boiling point. tonight diane sawyer asks the president -- >> is this it? >> in the mississippi delta, they grow to over 700 pounds. for ten days a year, the gator hunters get to take population control into their own hands. we join them in their death te fieing mission. >> 53 hours in the water. how did she do it? or did she? diana's non-stop swim from cuba to florida now being questioned. >> from new york city, this is "night line" with dan abram. >> good evening and thanks for joining us. tonight the verbal war between president obama and syria's president reached a fever pitch. assad in his first interview with an

jimmy carter that there was debates. handled byand was the league of women voters. most people dor, not realize i was at the first debate in baltimore. it was ronald reagan and john anderson, a congressman from illinois. jimmy carter refused to participate. therson was invited because league of women voters said you had to be 15% in the polls. he was at 16%. jimmy carter said he would not debate. by the time the second debate came around, carter and reagan had their only debate. that's really began the takeoff point of the debates. in 1984, there was a great deal of controversy with the media. given theates were right to veto the choice of moderators. in those days, they normally had a moderator and maybe three or four reporters who asked the questions. the two candidates detailed over 90 reporters. following that, there were two independent studies done. one was at the institute of politics. the other was at the center for strategic studies in washington. both of those committees were studying not just the debate process, but how we elect our presidents. both of them independently came to the conclusion that there should he created an entity that exists for one

. >> jimmy: as long as you get one. >> jeez, john, i don't know. whatever song you want to play.e point i was making is how sharp and funny he is. i said, you are putting a record out. i am going to be in l.a. we are both going to be on kimmel. you are playing monday. i am playing tuesday. i said i am basically stalking you. he said, "well, i set a precedent, don't i." and he walked out. >> jimmy: he is very cool. he must get to meet a lot of guys that you idolized growing up, and obviously, paul mccartney is somebody that you looked to the past and admire. but who made him the big impression on you. as far as musical idols go, as far as people that you actually got to spend time with. >> guys that are still, still -- alive. because, sinatra, dean martin. >> jimmy: somebody you met personally. >> my biggest idol as a kid was michael jordan. i was a big sport nut. i thought for sure i was going to play in the nba. >> jimmy: did you really? >> yeah like every white kid from memphis, tennessee. i was for sure that the odd were in my favor. to play in the national basketball associat