but the dive was just gravy. >> jimmy: john gives her a 10. yl. >> i saw everything, jimmy, i give her a 9. >> jimmy: cheryl gives her a 9. and greg. >> i give her a 9 too. >> jimmy: greg also gives her a 9. >> the bounce there. >> jimmy: well, i have to say i'm surprised by this. amara, how do you feel about your flop? >> it didn't hurt as bad as i thought it would. >> jimmy: all right. well, you are the leader. right now you are the leader with 28 points. that's going to be a hard number to beat. should we go into the next -- okay. next round? all right. let's do one -- what is that? oh, okay. cousin sal has handed her a hot dog. and who is this gentleman? what is your name? >> it's terry, sir. >> jimmy: where are you from, terry? >> west los angeles. >> jimmy: wow, i can see the whole night sky in your pants. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: terry, are you an accomplished belly flopper? >> yes, i am. >> jimmy: all right, terry. ready to do this? >> yes, sir. i don't want to wet the judges though. >> jimmy: the score to beat is

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- john stamos, comedian todd glass, and music from ok go, with cleto and the cletones and now, ready or not, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. hi, everybody. thank you for coming to the show. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know -- i have no way of knowing if it's for me or the air-conditioning. but i appreciate it either way. i really do. welcome to the barren desert wasteland known as southern california. you know, we're in the middle of a drought right now. it seems like it's never going to end. but it's not rained in the city of los angeles since april 11th, 2006. [ laughter ] and they say it's getting worse. farms are drying up. lawns are going unwatered. even our governor is brown. [ laughter ] i didn't think you'd get that, to be honest. [ laughter ] you know, they say our only hope is for justin tlaik to cimberla us a river. and you know he won't. [ laughter ] the state water control board is now imposing restrictions on water u

>> jimmy: that's john stamos in "my man is a loser." too. [ cheers and applause ] >> you give them tips to nourish their relationship, bring back the spontaneity, be funny, all the stuff you have. >> jimmy: and yet you say in real life you don't feel that way, in real life you'd rather be in a stable situation. maybe we should put you on "the bachelor." that's where to find love. [ cheers and applause ] >> in all honesty, i've accomplished everything i've ever wanted to do in life except for having a baby. that's really what -- the only thing that -- >> jimmy: it's really easy. i could show you how to do it. [ laughter ] it's easier than making pizza. it really is. [ laughter ] >> burned another baby, damn it. >> jimmy: are you going to go on tour with the beach boys this summer as is your tradition? >> yes. i just did about 20 shows. and then i'm off promoting the movie a little bit, then back on the road next week. >> jimmy: what do you like more, acting or playing with those guys? >> the beach boys have been the highlight of my life.

. >> jimmy: john is just hours away from the most important meeting of his life. >> it doesn't get anyigger than walmart. >> jimmy: he's pitching his product to walmart. so many of us have dreamed of inventing a million-dollar idea. and on this day in arkansas, over 500 american inventors have the opportunity of a lifetime. >> here comes trouble. >> jimmy: from monogrammed diapers to handmade toy trucks and camouflage wedding bands. >> we're excited you're here. it's a big day for everyone. >> jimmy: but it's a critical moment for the retail giant. just today announcing that its u.s. ceo, bill simon, is stepping down, after five-straight quarters of declining sales. inside these tiny rooms, inventors will make their pivotal pitch, hoping to secure that all-important deal with walmart. but it won't be easy. >> who are the sharks? >> jimmy: you could compare the stakes here to swimming with the sharks of abc's hit show -- "shark tank." this is all part of walmart's $250 billion commitment over the next ten years to stock its shelves with products made in the usa. john is one of those inv

. >> steve: yeah, john and allen. >> jimmy: that's john allen. [ john travolta impression ] sandy's veryng, you know? summer lovin, you know, i'm having a blast. having a blast, of course. [ cheers and applause ] bs moe impress atox fi rs wn0%um audice ohs ] i'm not sure why that is, but i onixyou there's a documentary nd ae go thn't nnf eeke she wat in her backyard on thtost, checapne in]! can never catch the tnunde nd app] >> jimmy: "i can never get -- ritehed hter saihe ik lalae ] and finally, this is actually sa wheobama visits colorado and texas this week, he's taking some time to meet the wh w xainjute "wazzup" on a white castle weve it up for the roots, yb ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey we got a fun show tonight! and we have a big week of shows coming up. tomorrow night, kelly ripa will be here. i love kelly ripa. a're going to play a new game " anth'r h dill by rude i'm gonna marry her anyway marry that girl and marry her anyway ♪ something like that, right? yeah, i like that. thank you. [ rythmic clapping ] hot sax? hot sax! [ rythmic clapping ] ♪ ♪ ♪ppg ♪ ♪jim: co on!r

but i had a great time doing it. >> jimmy: but it's john waters. mmy: did you have any lines in the movie? >> i had one line. it's my first line in a movie. >> jimmy: what was your line? >> my line was i got to ask ricki lake if she would ever swim in a integrated swimming pool. as we were auditioning her to be a member of "the corney collins show." >> jimmy: we have a clip of that. >> oh, wow. >> jimmy: here's josh charles' speaking line in "hairspray." here you go. . >> some skin blemishes on the social life of teenagers. >> would you ever -- swim in an integrated swimming pool? >> oh. >> i certainly would, iggy. >> jimmy: yeah, iggy! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: got your name in. >> got my name in. >> jimmy: you should get a a writing credit. you invented iggy. it couldn't have been in the script. >> it wasn't in the script. i have not seen that in a long time. and i must say that i had a a horrible cold that day. and listening to it -- that was not a choice. i was actually stuffed up. >> jimmy: well, that was a a great performance. >> well,

good night. >> visit elkins en >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- johnmos, comedian todd glass, and music from ok go, with cleto and the cletones and now, ready or not, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. hi, everybody. thank you for coming to the show. thank you for watching.

jimmy: yeah, exactly. you can do whatever you want to. it's john lithgow! ur first -- i know we've had you on "late night" before but this is your first 'the tonight show'. >> yeah! congratulations! >> jimmy: oh, thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] it's so fun and we're happy to have you here. but you did "the tonight show" with johnny carson. >> i did. and i did, just once, not long before he retired. >> jimmy: really. how fun? was it amazing? were you nervous? >> it was a disaster. [ laughter ] it was a disaster. i was so nervous to do that show. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and -- by chance, i was working with george segal at the time and -- >> jimmy: sure. >> who was -- he was like johnny's justin timberlake back then. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> one of the go-to guys. [ cheers and applause ] and he said, he said, "don't worry. don't worry. you're going to do great. here's the secret. just look at johnny --" >> jimmy: mm-hmm. >> " --put your hand on the desk. wait for him to touch your hand -- touch your arm. he'll cue you in. don't look at the audience

. >> steve: yeah, john and allen. >> jimmy: that's john allen. [ john travolta impression ] sandy's veryng, you know? summer lovin, you know, i'm having a blast. having a blast, of course. [ cheers and applause ] terrible impression. a little bad news for the movie studios. i saw that this year's box office revenue is down 20% from last summer. [ audience ohs ] i'm not sure why that is, but i bet you there's a documentary on netflix about it. when i get around to it. [ laughter and applause ] i got this. i saw this video online today. i don't know if you saw this. it's pretty funny. this weekend, a woman was -- she was out in her backyard on a porch just filming a a thunderstorm, and just, well. check out what happened. >> i can never catch the lightning, only the thunder. [ lightning crack ] never mind! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: "i can never get -- never mind." right after that she looked at her daughter and she said, "mom?" and her daughter was like, "jessica"? "freaky friday!" [ laughter and applause ] and finally, this is actually pretty cool. i saw that when obama visits c

concrete victories so people can see that wherever they are rather it is kfc or dominoes were jimmy john's or a local warehouse that they organize and come together and they can win. 20 years ago there was a decline to the power of the unions and now we see that power rising again in the 21st century from these fights, so we need to continue that. [applause] i'm from buffalo new york, not minnesota. anybody here from a fellow? -- from buffalo? completely different direction. i'm going to get a project because i can't talk any of that stuff. i.e. a and a media person and as thhas potential from minnesota n the salon i think broadlyabout the media and you are talking about the people's world into someone and what to do with it. i'm involved in a project called project worksite which hasn't happened yet. it will be menu-driven and available universally on any device that can get to the internet. things will be broken up in the social media and into small segments and it will house the labor documentaries and so on. it's not happening yet, but i'm happy you said awesome to try to get this off

>> jimmy: here's one from john travolta. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: he's a good man.close enough." let's see what he was responding to. oh, it's from "cbs news," michael jeter takes a bow in his final all-star game. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a great day for michael jeter. we're gonna miss him. >> steve: number two. >> jimmy: number 634. >> steve: he's number one. >> jimmy: baseball players don't have that many numbers on their jerseys. >> steve: sure they do. >> jimmy: i must've got my facts wrong. >> steve: you caught me in a a lie. >> jimmy: you caught me in a a lie. michael jeter, number 140 in the house. moving on, here's one from the weather channel. they responded -- "it never dips below 85." let's see the question. "how old is your average viewer?" [ laughter ] well, that's not fair. i watch the weather channel. >> steve: well, yeah. >> jimmy: i like the weather channel. >> steve: sure, yeah. i love it. love it. sunny skies. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they should have a a show called "sunny skies." >> steve: i should. >> jimmy: are you going to quit this sh

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- john stamos, comedian todd glass, and music from ok go, with cleto and the cletones and now, ready or not, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. hi, everybody. thank you for coming to the show. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know -- i have no way of

>> jimmy: in the john carpenter movie? >> in the john carpenter movie. 79. >> jimmy: no, no, we understand. and dad's doing good? i saw him in a new documentary on netflix. >> yeah. he's -- "the bastards of baseball." >> jimmy: so exciting. i loved that one. it was great. >> everybody's good. >> jimmy: that's fantastic. you have two babies now. >> i have a three-year-old. bing's three and ryder is ten. >> jimmy: is he 10 years old? >> he's 10. >> jimmy: oh my gosh, he's not really a baby. he's still a little kid though. 10 years old. >> he's a little man. >> jimmy: he is. >> and he's really funny. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he's super funny. and he's really patient. and bing is just -- terrorizes him. >> jimmy: yeah. a 3-year-old. yeah. >> bing is like a force of nature. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. he like, elbows ryder in the eye. >> jimmy: i will ask you your advice because i have a baby and she's about to turn one this week. >> i can't believe it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a 1-year-old's birthday party i go -- nothing right? >> well. >> jimmy: just me.

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- johnn todd glass, and music from ok go, with cleto and the cletones and now, ready or not, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. hi, everybody. thank you for coming to the show. thank you for watching.

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by the way, john kennedy, harry truman and jimmy carter are not mentioned at all. talk about that. >> guest: i admired john f. kennedy and voted for him, but the importance of ronald reagan for someone like myself, a neo-conservative, is that he brought neo-conservatism into the conservative spectrum. ronald reagan was he first republican president to praise franklin d. roosevelt. newt gingrich has since followed him in that. now this was a breakthrough. it meant that the republican party, unlike, say, the goldwater republican party of 1964, was no longer fighting against the new deal; that it was possible to think of reforming many of the institutions bequeathed to us by the new deal, but that the issue of the new deal was behind us. and acceptance of the new deal in principle, if not in all of its details, was one of the basic differences between neo-conservatives and traditional republican conservatives, who were still fighting against the new deal. but once ronald reagan began praising franklin d. roosevelt as a kind of predecessor, and as i say, newt gingrich d

. >> jimmy: that's right. senator john walsh is up for re-election. plagiarized his thesis. en worse, it's mostly triple space and he really went in on the margins. [ laughter ] >> steve: really. >> jimmy: you're only hurting yourself, mister. >> steve: that's not -- >> jimmy: if you're gonna plagiarize, do it right. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, this is sweet. i heard that hillary clinton recently threw a baby shower for chelsea. [ audience awws ] yeah. isn't that nice? and hillary even made the cutest quilt for the baby. take a look at this. [ audience ohs ] isn't that nice? [ applause ] adorable. adorable. just cute. very nice. thoughtful. this is crazy. i love that this poll exists, but a new poll -- [ light laughter ] found that most americans have a higher opinion of darth vader -- [ light laughter ] than of any potential 2016 presidental candidate. [ laughter ] than any candidate. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: in fact, i think they're looking so good for vader that he's actually decided to run for president. [ laughter ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah. he's

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jimmy: my sister liked duran duran. >> those were my first concerts. i was 11 or 12. and i made sure i was on the johnone, right? >> well, i mean, as you know. >> jimmy: right. my sister liked him, too. >> and he winked at me. >> jimmy: did he really? >> yes, he did. >> jimmy: do you think he really winked at you? or he was winking in your vicinity? >> no. he did. he really did. >> jimmy: i believe it. oh, really? he really did? >> yes. >> jimmy: have you met him? >> yes. and so, then, actually, i was at a dinner for missoni. and they sat me right next to him. that little stalker girl was still in here. >> jimmy: it always is. >> i had no idea. i couldn't talk to him. i sat like this for -- he was over there, for like 20 minutes. and finally, i looked over and he was still john taylor. and he like the hair. and i just -- >> jimmy: did you tell him? >> that he winked at me? >> reporte >> jimmy: yeah. did he wink again? maybe he has a facial tick. >> this is my childhood dream. >> jimmy: that's why i'm here. >> a facial tick. >> jimmy: how old are your kids? >> 10, 9 and 5. >> jimmy: all girls? >> all g

. >>> next week on "jimmy kimmel live" -- john stamos, justin thoreau, todd glass, abigail spencer, angiejoin us on monday with the cast of "guardians of the galaxy." all this on "jimmy kimmel live." [ cheers and applause ] >>> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series, presented by at&t, mobiling your world. >> jimmy: i want to thank gary oldman, nathan fielder and i want to apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. this is their album, "strange desire." it comes out july 15th. here with a song, "i wanna get better," bleachers! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ hey ♪ i hear the voice of a preacher from the back room calling my name and i follow just to find you ♪ ♪ i trace the faith to a broken down television and put on the weather ♪ ♪ and i've trained myself to give up on the past 'cause i frozen time between hearses and caskets ♪ ♪ lost control when i panicked at the acid test i wanna get better ♪ ♪ while my friends were getting high and chasing girls down parkway lines i was losing my mind ♪ ♪ 'cause the love the love, the love the love, the love ♪ ♪ that i gav

next week on "jimmy kimmel live!" john, common, and five seconds of summer. join us with the cast of guardians of the galaxy, including chris prat, stwroy saldana, david bautista, vin diesel, and bradley cooper. all this on "jimmy kimmel live!" >> for years, jimmy kimmel has blazed his own trail. making each night more memorable than the last. >> do you have a girlfriend? [ buzzer ] >> who do you think is going to win? >> rob lowe. >> looks like skin cancer. >> every show is history in the making. >> thanks, jimmy kimmel. >> all part of the job, ma'am. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t, mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank dane cook, mark duplass, and apologies to matt damon, ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, his album "trigga" came out today -- here with the song, 1k3w4r50irk "nana" -- trey songz. ♪ ♪ hey look what you started ♪ oh na na look what you done started oh na na why you gotta act ♪ ♪ so naughty oh na na i'm bo

. >> jimmy: it's a great show. john voigt -- >> fantastic. man. yeah. have you seen the champ? >> he's a great guy. he's going to be a nightmare with now that he got -- >> jimmy: yeah. i want to show everyone a clip. congrats on a second season. here's liev schreiber in "ray donovan." take a look. >> we need to talk about your violence, ray. the children saw you hit grandpa with a gun. >> does grandpa now? >> can we make a contract here, ray? about no more violence in front of the kids? no more blood? can we agree to that? >> sure. sounds reasonable. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: liev schrieber. "ray donovan" airs sunday at 9:00 p.m. on showtime. congrats buddy. >> thank you. >> jimmy: rob reiner joins us next. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ so tell me about that at&t best-ever family pricing thing. its ten gigs of data to share with unlimited talk and text, and for a family of four, its $160 a month. $160 a month? sign us up. um, maybe we sign you up at the store after this. right, 'cause this is the... food court, yeah. it's the food court.

>> jimmy: my thanks to john lithgow, miranda kerr, jason mraz once again. and the roots right over there, ladies and gentlemen. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, thank you! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- julie bowen. brett ratner. comedian ben kronberg. featuring the 8g band! and now, here he is, seth meyers! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening! i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? is everybody well? that is great to hear. that is simply great to hear. let's start with some political news. yesterday, bill clinton said he would not influence hillary's decision in regards to her possible presidential campaign. said clinton, "believe me, i can't make her do anything." [ laughter ] yesterday, president obama announced a new series of climate change initiatives focusing on better prepar

and you can get the recipes at "good mo >>> kickoff to the week, great to have john stamos here. watch "jimmyst of guardians of the galaxy will be there. >> have a great day, everybody. see you tomorrow. "guardians of the galaxy will be there. >> have a great day, everybody. see you tomorrow. " will be ther. >> have a great day, everybody. see you tomorrow. >> chopper6hd is live over a vehicle. >> good morning, we have this issue with a person in a vehicle armed in a vehicle. police on the scene. it looked like they're trying to take care of the situation in fishtown. intersection affected is st. vi street and berkwhich is westerly street in fishtown. mogin as the police remain out re and have the area quartered off i would stick with frankford and susquehanna avenue as alternates. you see the action in fishtown open the big picture as well as delays on 95. they persist f we can go to the maps we'll check them out. 17 miles an hour southbound by the betsy ross this is what 95 delay looks like live. slow going southbound to betsy to girard. on the ramp 95 southbound to 896 narcotic we have dow

john: because obama did the wrong thing? >> jimmy carter's economy looks like this. and ronald reagan turned it in two years by a dramatic income tax cut from 70s% to 28%. and i am proposeing is a one year, income tax vacation where people bring the economy back, let us keep your money for one year, it is our money. >> yes? >> no? john: >> government does not work it cannot get -- >> i agree with you. >> only people can, thank you, wayne. john: coming up, now that i am in las vegas, i am upset about collusion between big brother and rich hypocrites in business here, who are too eager to make friends with big brother. that is next. Ñ@ç@çpçpçpç÷ñox john: 2000 people are here, freefreedom fest held in las ves because there are cheap hotels here with relatively cheap room rates, costs of lower because taxes are lower, and casino gam geilingambling are legal. do you like being in las vegas? there is a lot to like. >> las vegas and nevada. nevada is a right-to-work state. there is no income tax. people are free carry concealed guns. to dam gel in casino -- gamble in ca

we have political leaders, jimmy carter, hillary clinton, james webb, john mccain. we have got notable personalities like rob lowe and diane von furstenberg and we have a lot of terrific general nonfiction, biographies of everybody from sally ride and john wayne to literary memoirs and then wonderful writer that will attract a lot of attention. >> host: so why are there different imprint at simon & schuster? among goes until bookstore on line and they will see as simon & schuster imprint but they might also see some others that are owned by simon & schuster, correct? >> guest: with the idea is you want to have people passionate about the books and navigating the books of publishing houses are often broken down into smaller groups. within each publishing house there can be numerous imprints, numerous divisions and they are all putting their energy behind the projects that they are the most excited about. >> host: one of the big books for simon & schuster this ear is hillary clinton's new book. what is in your world in the process of getting that to the bookstore is?

the daily show with john stewart. jimmy kimmel live. real time. saturday night live.e tonight show starring jimmy fallon. >> this year's nominees for reality competition program. the amazing race, dancing with the stars, project runway, so you think you can dance, top chef, and the voice. >> nominees are american horror story, bonnie and clyde, fargo, luther, khama, and the white queen. >> the nominees for out standing television movie are: killing kennedy, muhammad ali greatest fight, the normal heart, sherlock, his last vow, and the trip to bountiful. >> well carson let's complete the emmy nominations announcements, to announce final two categories. >> you know, for television, that sure was boring, wasn't it? sound like they were naming pulitzer prize winner. >> it is the emmies. >> okay, we're going back. >> out standing. >> nominations in the drama series category are. >> breaking bad. >> yes. >> downtown abby. >> game of thrones. >> house of cards. madmen. and true detective. >> mindy, carson, thank you for joining us today, we appreciate your help. there is a c

john: because obama did the wrong thing? >> jimmy carter's economy looks like this. and ronald reagan turned it in two years by a dramatic income tax cut from 70s% to 28%. and i am proposeing is a one year, income tax vacation where people bring the economy back, let us keep your money for one year, it is our money. >> yes? >> no? john: >> government does not work it cannot get -- >> i agree with you. >> only people can, thank you, wayne. john: coming up, now that i am in las vegas, i am upset about collusion between big brother and rich hypocrites in business here, who are too eager to make friends with big brother. that is next. in new york state, we're changing the way we do business, with startup ny. we've created tax free zones throughout the state. and startup ny companies will be investing hundreds of millions of dollars in jobs and infrastructure. thanks to startup ny, businesses can operate tax free for 10 years. no property tax. no business tax. and no sales tax. which means more growth for your business, and more jobs. it's not just business as usual. see

john: because obama did the wrong thing? >> jimmy carter's economy looks like this. dramatic income tax cut from 70s% to 28%. and i am proposeing is a one year, income tax vacation where people bring the economy back, let us keep your money for one year, it is our money. >> yes? >> no? john: >> government does not work it cannot get -- >> i agree with you. >> only people can, thank you, wayne. john: coming up, now that i am in las vegas, i am upset about collusion between big brother and rich hypocrites in business here, who are too eager to make friends with big brother. that is next. ♪ hi! shopping for a used car on the new carfax.com? yeah, i don't want one that's had a big wreck. well, our team helps you avoid those cars. yeah, doug to carfax, i got an accident report. heads up on this one! moles? they dig up the facts. naturally. only one site has a free carfax report for every car listed! i like it! start shopping at the new carfax.com! i don't have to leave my desk and get up and go to the post office anymore. [ male announcer ] with stamps.com you can print r

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we've got political leaders, jimmy carter, hillary clinton didn't come the james john mccain. we have got notable personalities like rob lowe and diane von first convert and a lot of terrific general nonfiction, biographies of everybody from sally ride to john wayne, to literary memoirs. we have a memoir coming out in a couple weeks that i think will attract a lot of attention. >> so why are there different in print for simon & schuster? somebody goes into a bookstore online. they will see a simon & schuster imprint, but they might of the sea others on my simon & schuster, correct? raid. the idea is you want to have people passionate about the books, so publishing houses are often broken down into smaller groups and within each publishing house that can be numerous imprints, numerous editions and they are all putting their energy behind the projects that they are the most excited about. >> one of the biggest books for simon & schuster this year is hillary clinton new book. what has been your role the process of getting that to the bookstores? >> hillary clinton has been a drop

john nixon who read the declaration of independence. and for the entire action news team, i >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, nba champion tony parker. this week in unnecessary censorship. and music from linkin park. with cleto and the cletones. and now in all likelihood, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i am jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. thank you for clapping. it's very nice of you. don't think i don't appreciate it.

john mccormick. david, surprised that he caved to pressure jimmy kimmel or good taste. >> i think they are keen to the optics. >> finally? >> of these things. >> finally although they are not canceling the fundraisers because, well, i think the larger argument the white house is making is that if he were to cancel political events every day because of a crisis, he would literally be throwing the schedule up in the air every day. it doesn't look good, i think. these fundraisers are usually closed. jimmy kimmel americans can z he was on tv late at night laughing it up, yucking it up with jimmy kimmel and had israel going into gaza with troops. a private fundraisers, people read about them. republicans are going to make the attacks about them. is he still the leader of his party in a midterm election year where democrats are hurting. >> are they hurting -- let me ask you this, a.b., are they hurting because of him? i mean, is this sort of -- the mid terms, are the democrats hurting because of president obama? >> well, i think he feels that he owes them some good fundraising effort. >> after, what,. >> th

jimmy: did you meet any of these molecular -- >> we did! mike cahill, the director, actually his brother went to johns hopkins. lab coats and the gloves and we learned how to splice dna. >> jimmy: no. >> yeah. and that -- i mean, the bad thing is i accidentally broke someone's thesis experiment. [ audience oohs ] and he'd been working on it for two years. [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: brit! >> i know! it was really bad. it's the only thing i ever feel i should have been arrested for. >> jimmy: oh, my god, no! >> he passed it to me and i was looking at it through the microscope. and it was so beautiful. i got really excited and i turned to pass it michael pitt and -- i dropped it. [ audience ohs ] [ light laughter ] so -- that happened. and it didn't even make it in the film. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what, what happened? >> i feel like i'm confessing right now. >> but then i made it up to him. >> jimmy: okay. >> because i was like, i'm basically your lab slave now. and i just spent the rest of the month pipeheading saline solution into test tubes for him. >> jimmy: and just helping him back out. >> yeah. helping him

john le buttely yay, pat cattle, a former pollster for jimmy carder, and doug schone, a fox news contributor. the first time in many weeks all of you together at the same table. let's start with this report, pat, from dominic dinatale that some of the your that some feel ike trying to hide with them. >> i lived with the muriel boat lived from cuba. you start sending people to states, there are political rammicses itches it cost bill clinton the governorship. >> and i was about to say it cost us florida, but the only point i want to make is this. we have a these people are all on political points, this is a crisis, and nobody is trying to be practical about how to solve it. all they care about is making points and this just goes on and on. >> doug? ivities pat couldn't be more right. we have clear policies that we know will work and need to be implement complemented. >> is the white house judd not applying the clear policies? >> the fact that the president won't go the boarder, he's playing politics, no real immigration legislation, and harris, most of all, no bipartisan meetings to stem this

jimmy: all right. well, here's some news out of washington. house speaker johnhner is threatening to sue president obama for using executive actions to create laws instead of going through congress first. and then obama just shrugged and made a new law that said you can't sue the president. [ laughter ] [ obama impression ] i can do this all day, boehner. [ laughter ] that's right. john boehner wants to sue president obama. although it's going to be weird when boehner walks into the supreme court and you hear. ♪ [ "peoples court" music ] this is the plaintiff, house speaker john boehner. he claims that the president abused his power to pass laws. [ laughter ] he also claims obama promised to replace four tires on his jeep grand cherokee and never followed through. [ laughter ] i'm doug llewelyn. [ laughter and applause ] doug llewelyn reference. [ cheers ] were you happy with the decision that judge -- >> steve: well i thought -- ♪ >> jimmy: that's a little funky for a judge show, wasn't it? >> steve: that was good music. >> jimmy: yeah. that was pretty good. th

jimmy fallon returned from holiday break with plenty to say including his reaction to john boehner's plan to sue the president. >> here are is news out of washington. house speaker john boehner is threatening to sue president obama. for using executive actions to create laws instead of going through congress first. then obama shrug ared and made a new law that said, you can't sue the president. i can do this all day, boehner. john boehner wants to sue president obama. it will be weird when boehner walks into the supreme court and you hear. ♪ this is the plaintiff, house speaker john boehner. he claims the president abused his power to pass laws. he also claims obama promised to replace four tires on his jeep grand cherokee and never followed through. >> finally an update on senator pat roberts. i said last night the republicans has been criticized for favoring life in d.c. over his home state of kansas. even going so fares as to rent out his dodge city home. senator roberts explained that an army captain needed a place to live so roberts rented him his home saying, now, hindsight, ma

jimmy iovine. is this a new apple that is more cooperative than steve jobs? >> this is definitely a new apple. johnput it well. this is tim cook's apple now. you can see the clear imprint on the company already. i think this is more execution oriented about the idea of partnerships, more open, more willing to be adaptive to the new world reality. >> is it visionary? everyone looks to apple for new, great product. >> it smart to get the biggest reseller in the world to sell your product. it would be a very big deal for these guys. it's a big deal for them to be out there hawking this deal. ibm needs this badly. ibm needs to have the best solutions available. when they were not selling ipads, i'm sure they would get them somewhere else. ibm has seen nine quarters with no sales growth at all because they have been boosting earnings per share by buying back shares as opposed earning more money and performing better. ibm certainly needs this deal. >> what apple does that is visionary is not seen by the public. everything they do under the hood, the phones, the tablets, the devices, the material sciences

would like to invite john farly from the international foreman union to give a brief background on mr. herman. >> good afternoon. i wanted to first quickly note that i come from jimmy's local. jimmy became president in 1964 by the local w 34. he became a true san francisco. minnie silver is part of the committee. an honorary member is democratic leader pelosi. jimmy hadden credible values. it was the propensity to reach out to individuals and raise up everybody. you noticed that with his cooperation and work with delancey stleet. he wanted to have a vision of the people in san francisco where everybody had equal access, where immigrants, people of color, etc, really had a second chance to do things. after jimmy became president of local 34, he went on to be the second international president of the union. and he succeeded larry bridges, a legendary figure. shortly before he became president for the board commission and served in that capacity for 10 years. you can see he very much very much became a true san franciscans. it's fantastic if you know the truly model terminal is named after him and to my knowledge is the only labor leader and activist that has a public b