jimmy john's once in a while -- >> ou grease the guy at jimmy john's?to get a table. but all i want -- i ask for a table near a waiter is all i ask for. >> you never heard of henne youngman? >> you told me. >> that's sad. i wouldn't want to go throughout life without take my wife please. >> so far it's been a good life. >> do you remember hennie youngman? >> i do. sort of a slapstick comedian. >> slapstick? >> coming up when we return we'll talk about the return of the flip. that's home flippers locking record returns. we'll talk to the host of "flipping boston," dave seymour. take a look at u.s. equity futures, happily in the green. we're back in a moment. >>> welcome back to "squawk box." here's what's making headlines this morning. a new study showing s&p 500 companies cutting back on capital spending over the past decade and increasing the amount of money that was funneled back to shareholders. particularly true of companies targeted by activist investors. no surprise there, i don't think. we've seen a lot of that. also theater goers bought $1.4 bil

excited. [ laughter ] ♪ he goes right back to this. ♪ all of you [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you do everything. >> give it up for johne got to. we have to. all right? here we go. [ bleeping ] oh. springsteen. give me a springsteen. ♪ ♪ stories from your friend next door ♪ they never told ♪ ♪ you might be a star tonight so let that camera roll ♪ ♪ your red white and blue all the funny things you do america america this is you ♪ yeah ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: something, a vein popped out. [ laughter ] i didn't know i had -- i had like three veins popped out. >> oh man. >> jimmy: no, we'll finish off with one more. >> you're horse like doc rivers. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was, yeah. >> i don't know, maybe, you know, big cheer? i don't know. i can't explain it. [ laughter ] you know, we tried. it's not blake's fault. it's not blake's fault. it's not on blake. it's on all of us. >> jimmy: doc, can you sing happy birthday to my kid? >> i would like to sing happy birthday. ♪ happy birthday [ laughter ] to your kid. that's all i can say. >> jimmy: are you inhaling? >> i'm inhaling and exhaling. doc rivers has bee

jimmy and his guests -- dwayne johnson. meghan trainor. musical guest, meghan trainor, featuring john legend. anfeaturing the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 268, antigua. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, hey. that makes me feel really good. thank you so much. i love you guys. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." here you guys are. we made it. [ cheers and applause ] this is it. this is the show that's on every night. here's what people are talking about. obviously today feels a little bittersweet, now that somebody is missing from television that we'd all grown so close to and had so much love for. and i think i speak for everyone when i say we're really going to miss you, bachelorette number two. [ laughter ] i thought britt had a chance and she just couldn't do it when she got down there. so close. let's get to some news here you guys. this week, presidential candidate bernie sanders -- bernie sanders, yeah. he introduced a new -- he introduced a new bill that would make four-year colle

you got cam newton. >> yeah. >> jimmy: john cena, steph curry. all obviously great people.a great way. so this is the next level of really trying to help families make healthier choices. >> jimmy: you're doing so many great things. >> happy birthday, let's move! >> jimmy: that's what i'm saying. more with first lady michelle obama after the break. stick around, everybody. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this allergy season, will you be a sound sleeper, or a mouth breather. well, put on a breathe right strip and instantly open your nose up to 38% more than allergy medicines alone. so you can breathe and sleep. shut your mouth and sleep right. breathe right. i was just showing him. give me the spoon. kraft macaroni & cheese, you know you love it. verizon say neversettle. t-mobile agrees. never settle for verizon's overpriced gimmicks. try the un-carrier risk-free for 14 days you'll love it, or we'll pay for you to go back. see that brad? i did that. with minwax stains and protective finishes, you get a real sense of pride when you complete a project. you did this? awe

♪ >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, johntamos -- from "fantastic four", michael b. jordan -- and music from matt and kim with cleto and the cletones -- and now, may i add, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. i want to wish -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'd like to wish those who celebrated a happy 4/20 today on april 20th, which is today, marijuana smokers around the world smoke even more marijuana than they usually do for reasons that are not entirely known. the legend is a small group of stoners in northern california came up with this in 1990. they gathered to smoke at 4:20 p.m. on 4/20. supposedly they picked the number because it was the local police code for marijuana smoking in progress but it wasn't the local police code for marijuana smoking or for anything for that matter. but if you think about it is perfect. no one can remember what started the holiday of smoking pot but it is a festive occasion. gets more popular ever year. last night, revelers gathered in times square to

but, john krasinksi asked me to battle him on the show. >> jimmy: you versus john krasinski. >> yeah.ah. so, i had to bring it. and i love the segment on your show, but when i agreed to do it, the producers called me and they were like, "great. so, do you want like backup dancers? do you want like pyrotechnics? do you want to come in from the ceiling? and i was like, i didn't want any of those things to be options. like i just wanted to like -- >> jimmy: lip sync and leave. >> you know, just like lip sync and have it be stupid. i didn't realize that it was like so blown out and so exciting. so, i was so nervous about it. >> jimmy: you had back up dancers? >> so i decided to do, you know, "booty" because i thought, that's funny. i don't have a booty. that'll be funny. [ laughter ] and producers were like, "if you want to do 'booty' we can get j.lo to come and do a a cameo." and i was like, yeah. i mean, yeah. [ laughter ] okay. oh, okay. twist my arm. >> jimmy: that wasn't on my list. pyrotechnics, j.lo, all that stuff, backup dancers. >> so, i you know, learned some chorography. and t

john: jimmy kimmel used to have a segment with kids fable conversations with kids.e that sparked protest from chinese people. >> america owes china 1.3 trillion dollars. how should we pay them back? >> kill everyone in china. >> kill everyone in china? [ laughter ]. >> interesting idea. should we allow the chinese to live? >> yeah! no! >> they will all be killed. >> they're going to all be killed. john: and so on. he's dropped his kids segment. the chinese government complained. >> yeah well, i love that story because it's such a great example of fake outrage. the chinese were not genuinely offended by that. mao almost did kill the chinese, he killed 77 million. if you go to shanghai today, there are giant statues to the man everywhere. and commies walk around with pictures of mao. he makes hitler like an underachiever. jimmy kimmel is a villain for letting kids be kids. john: a word that may offend chinese people. next to a person of asian ancestry. >> you got to fill out this form and you send it in and randomly selected and i don't want to do jury duty. >> no one

. ♪ >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, johntamos -- from "fantastic four", michael b. jordan -- and music from matt and kim with cleto and the cletones -- and now, may i add, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you.

jimmy. >> megan trainer and john legend are here. and tonight hash tag. it's a great show. we're on next. >>> pretty incredible. imagine having a robotic arm that can move simply by think about it. he can shake hands and drink beer without any help. it's all thanks to doctors at ufc that implanted a device in his brain and it's connected to his prosthetic arm. doctors are calling this a major advance in prosthetics. >>> this video comes from columbia. watch closely. heavy rains triggered land slides and flooding. once on shore both men gave the pup cpr. and they kept trying and trying and there it happened the pup finally got back on his feet. the pup expected to make a full recovery and those guys heroes. >>> and christian leblanc posted this video. and he said it confiscated his go pro and that picture is from the elephant hence the term elephant. >> see he has the selfie stick. >>> and the series is now heading to houston. ♪ ♪ ♪ you're only young once. unless you have a subaru. (announcer) the subaru xv crosstrek. symmetrical all-wheel drive plus 34 mpg. love. it's what

gourmet chain jimmy john's sharing plans to ipo and could value the chain around $2 billion.er joint shake shack down today, about 14%. some analysts saying the stock is too shakey for their liking. let's bring in chief invest mns straight gist at mun morning.com bearish on the stock with our panel burger lover kenny pull carry and carol roth. keith, why are you hating on the shack? >> look at it this way make a great burger snazzy place to hang out but doesn't make it a great investment. this has been priced in the nose bleed section for a long time now. the price to earnings multiple is over a thousand. that means you have to wait a thousand years to get any money back that you invest in the company at the current rate of earnings premium to the industry not warranted and look at the analyst estimates themselves. looking at a price of about $45. you're talking less than half of where the thing traded on friday. sneads to shake -- needs to shake out. >> whu do you think there's -- is this just a valuation play or the business model fundamentally needs to be considered? >> i

. ♪ >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, johnael b. jordan -- and music from matt and kim with cleto and the cletones -- and now, may i add, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you.

. >> ♪♪ ♪ >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, johns -- from "fantastic four", michael b. jordan -- and music from matt and kim with cleto and the cletones -- and now, may i add, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you.

john legend. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: that's going to be nice. hot show.s is the show to be at tonight. this guy is such a talented actor. from the new nbc television show "aquarius" david duchovny is here. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's super, cool, man. plus he's the host of "are you smarter than a 5th grader" jeff foxworthy is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] funny human being. >> steve: funny dude. >> jimmy: and we convinced jeff to host a "tonight show" version of "are you smarter with a 5th grader" with me and some special guests. so, stay tuned for that. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know. that's a hard show. i don't know. >> steve: it's hard. >> jimmy: a lot of that stuff i'm not -- but we'll see how good i am. of course, we have talk about a a great entertainer. we have mr. 305 himself, mr. worldwide, pitbull! [ cheers and applause ] pitbull is here. every time he comes on the show he just blows me away. >> steve: he destroys it. >> jimmy: he blows everyone's pants off. >> steve: are you serious? >> jimmy: the whole c

. >> john, jimmy, smile and say hi. >> hi, mom. >> those are my boys. >> mom, look at me.oing to be a little bit late for school today. i was too busy, you know, killing some girl. >> you are about to see a dark and disturbing drama that will end in a shallow grave. >> we're burying you alive. you are going to die. >> her eyes glow because of the setting on the camera. what you're seeing on this video, is it a kidnapping? a crime? or were these actors in a sick, amateur movie, a movie this young woman was acting in? >> are you starting with me? dude, i'm blushing. i appreciate that. >> killer number one. thank you, i'll be here all weekend. >> killer number one. the driver. jimmy. >> trav is travis payea, part of a group of young men who rented this dingy party house in flint, michigan. 19-year-old danielle taylor is a cashier for a fast food restaurant. she comes over late one night in 2002 to visit travis. suddenly, she is wrestled to the ground. >> hold her. >> her hands and legs bound. travis payea is behind the camera. >> what the [ bleep ] did i do? >> nothing. see,

today's just worse than any other day. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: next we have john erskine from the capitals likely to be woken up every morning by his dog and say, 'really, carl?'" [ laughter ] >> steve: his dog's name is carl. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: and he wakes him up in the morning, and every morning he's shocked. like, he looks at the clock. it's not eight, it's like six. he has two more hours. >> jimmy: really, carl? [ laughter ] >> steve: and they gave him an award for that? >> jimmy: it's a rare award. >> steve: rare award. [ laughter ] >> the dog's name is carl, he wakes him up -- >> jimmy: he wakes him up. it's a cute dog. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: probably like a -- >> steve: and he's like, no, he wants to sleep more. >> jimmy: yeah, he's playing hockey all the time. >> steve: the dog's cute, but he talked to the dog last night and said, "don't wake me up early." do not. >> jimmy: little tiny -- like a a terrier or something. >> steve: yeah, a little terrier. cute little -- carl. >> jimmy: cutest thing. yeah. he's got doggie steps. >> steve: oh my gosh. they go up in the bed.

john you're up. >> caller: hey jimmy, great day, boo-yah to ya. >> nice. >> caller: reality income. >> i like it.w are you. >> caller: good, how are you? >> real good today. what's up? >> caller: congratulations on your marriage. i'm joining the club in july. >> that's a nice club, i got to tell you. i'm happy. the wife is all right with it so far. >> you know, i as a former restaurant person know miguel i, my ears perked up when i heard the break up of ntw. >> and they should because i think the two are worth more than one. the stock is down. the reason it's down frankly is because the crane business isn't that good but we're okay with and that is the conclusion of the lightning round. >> the lightning round is sponsored by td ameritrade. like a custom screener on your desktop, that updates to all your devices. and you can share it with one click. wow. how do you find the time to do all this? easy. we combined every birthday and holiday into one celebration. (different holidays being shouted) back to work, guys! i love this times of year. for all the confidence you need. td ameritrade. you got t

. >> jimmy: at one point it just screeches to a halt and something crazy happens. i don't want to even talk about it. >> it's like a john is the guy who runs alumni at your high school and he's trying to get everyone back to the 20-year reunion. and you play the cool kid who went to the high school and you're a big star now in his eyes because you're in a banana boat commercial. >> right, right. so he thinks if gets me, the coolest guy in high school to come back for the reunion, everyone will show up. but he thinks i've made it in hollywood because i'm in this like lame commercial. i've been there for 20 years. he does figure out a way to get me to come back. it's so interesting because i was not that guy in high school. >> jimmy: you were not the cool? >> no i was not. >> jimmy: oh, come on. >> listen, everyone always wants to talk about i'm the nerd. >> jimmy: i was so gawky and awkward, man. >> no, i was like a real drama nerd. actually, the directors needed a photo of me from high school. they're like, "send us a photo, like, your high school photo you looking sort of bad ass and cool hair." it's like, "i don't hav

jimmy carter in '76, ronald reagan in '76, almost takes down an incumbent. john mccain in 2000. as long as there's a narrative they can hook on to, they'll stick around for the ride. >> how much importance do you attach to the idea that has gotten considerable discussion that people run for president because the speech fees go up, the book contracts come, they're seen as larger people on the american stage because they're presidential? i'm not sure that all these people are doing it for that reason. i just have never seen so many people who it's hard to envision a path to the finish line getting in. >> there is no down side. it used to be, if the party was picking the people, they would say, this isn't your turn. and if you don't wait your turn, if you try and go too fast too soon, we're going to penalize you or we won't try and think of you next time, when it is your turn. that structure has gone away. the press has gone away, which kind of used to make fun of a candidate. we won't get into stassen. but, you know, so the media can't make fun of you. now, because of the narrow c

but one of my favorite speeches it was 2010 at harvard, jimmy tingle, a comedian who went to the johnmmencement speeches. it's hysterical because he grew up in cambridge, the son of a taxi cab driver and talks about the time he stole bicycles. >> so you went to harvard? >> no, i didn't. >> you were implying that. >> on that point maybe it should be left to the denzel washington. this was at fenneror my daughter's graduation. >> if you want to know the truth, i had to come exactly because i might make a fool of myself. what am i talking about? here it is. i found that nothing in life is worthwhile unless you take risks, nothing. >> that was his theme. just come in there and stand before a live crowd thousands of people at an ivy league school. like eleanor roosevelt said always do what you're afraid to do. >> i think that's right. the question i had, off. . actually push the button like that, other than yours. they pretty much got figured where they're headed in life. there are so many kids out there, that are just going, they're still kids. they've always been promoted from grade to g

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to dwayne johnson, meghan trainor, john legend. [ cheersnd applause ] and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thanks for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- heidi klum, comedian and author richard lewis, comic book writer matt fraction,e featuring the 8g band. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, here he is, seth meyers! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how we all doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] wonderful. it's so good to hear. so good to hear. you guys -- campaigns are in full swing now. a lot of people announcing. a lot of people -- we do this thing in politics where they tell us a week in advance that they're going to announce. [ laughter ] which i'll be honest, seems like an announcement. [ laughter

finished her act and then went home, had a sandwich, watched a a john wayne movie and then went to the hospital. [ laughter ] all right. >> jimmy here that i wanted everyone to see. check out the book and see all the things. especially for mother's day. it's a great book to read about your mom. >> yes. >> jimmy: but one of the things i just want to show quickly is a report card from the first grade. >> this is in the book. >> jimmy: joan's report card from the first grade. >> yes. i need my glasses. it says, "joan's voice is still loud and she tries to gain attention this way. we're checking this habit as it occurs and seeing that it's the attention she wishes is not forthcoming when she is loud." yeah, that's the best one. this is one of the best. >> jimmy: this one is in fourth grade, report card, joan rivers. >> yes. >> jimmy: you can't make this stuff up. >> you can't. "joan is a happy, intelligent child. she has learned to be self reliant and to gain recognition through accomplishments rather than complaining." she is fast overcoming her tendency toward bribery in order to win friends." [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy:

he could have john mccain or bill clinton and when jimmy fallon has on they slow jam the news. >> differente is a talented guy to host the shows, leno and letterman gone the national gathering place of conversation there's less politics. that migrated to comedy central. colbert giving up the right-wing persona. >> jimmy kimmel still does interviews like that but it's not the case so much on the tonight show anymore. what will we expect from colbert taking over for letterman? >> a variety guy and not the guy on comedy central. carson and leno people watched. this new era is making skits and youtube clips, facebook chop it up. people watch it the next morning. so that's where i think no longer the late night and not as much a part of the national conversation or a part of the political conversation. >> letterman would have people on from all different stripes. an open liberal, he would have conservatives. and, you know 0 riley is not necessarily conservative but he had o'reilly on. that will never happen with colbert. o'reilly in particular. i don't see him inviting conservatives on there. am

jimmy: it was quite an event. who was there? >> sting performed, annie lenox performed. video testimonies from judi dench, president clinton, elton john song called "brush up your shakespeare." but they rewrote it to say brush up your spacey. >> jimmy: that has to be a thrill. >> and 42 actors and actresses showed up and gave performances and spoke and it was an extraordinary night. >> jimmy: that was quite a commitment that you made. you leave your country. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's -- for an actor who's in hollywood or new york in l.a. working regularly in film to go to another country is risky. >> at the time that i made the decision, there were a line of people who thought i was [ bleep ] crazy. >> jimmy: your friends? >> particularly my agent. >> jimmy: your agent didn't like the idea. >> i said when i made the commitment i am going for ten years. i thought it would take ten years to make it right and it did. we left the old vic as a thriving destination after it had been in disrepair for 30 years. people weren't really going to it. we had a huge educational program. we had a program that was about helping emerging artists get thei

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on our fox news social media pages, facebook twitter, john former republican congressman from new york pat in the middle former pollster for jimmy carter and fox news contributor to my right, doug schoen pollster for bill clinton and fox news contributor as well, gentlemen, good to see you. we have a lot going on. talk to me about jeb bush and why you're shaking your head. >> politically, he said this is a mistake. he's embracing the most quite unpopular recent republican president. i don't think it'll help him in the nomination. i don't in a general election and i think in light of the big news today, which is that the sdi king has decided not to come to washington this goes back to that decision to invade iraq in 2003 that began the destablization of the middle east the emboldening of iran into this huge monster that's going through the middle east and we've got to deal with it and we now have a second president in a row who doesn't have a handle in the middle east. >> made it worse when he withdraw the troops prematurely by not getting a portions of agreement after we paid all that after we i agree was a terrible decision to

jimmy: it is pretty crazy. i mentioned your creds, big mama's house, "private parts" then you are john adamss and then managingant to play a wide variety of characters? >> absolutely. it is also who will hire me. who will have me along. but, yeah, i see it as part of my job to be in as many different things. i get bored, too. >> jimmy: you do? >> i get bored easily. >> jimmy: do you really? >> with myself. i have to get out of the house and do something. >> jimmy: i look forward to seeing that. in all of them, as a matter of fact. the great paul giamatti everybody, "san andreas" opens in theaters may 29th. we will be right back with "this week in uncensorship. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by sanuk.com. oints right now. but you're not doing anything right now. lily? he's right. sign up, and you could earn plenti points just for being a wireless customer. in the meantime, i just kick back and watch the points roll in. where did you get those noodles? at&t cafeteria. you mean the break room... at&t - the only wireless carrier to be a part of plenti, a reward

jimmy carter blames his shortened trip to geneguyana on a cold. >> perhaps the most expensive painting ever hitting the auction blocks tonight. it's one of 15 version he of as of a picasso masterpiece. john terret is there. >> the big galleries in new york are combining all these art genres together. here at christie tonight there is a big sale. this could go for over $20 million. this here, andy warhol painting of elizabeth tailor, estimated between 20 and 30 million. this is a picasso the star of the show, he painted it in 1925. if it goes at the full sale price, $140 million, it will be the single most expensive painting ever sold at auction. >> most of these young painters who have become billionaires are not collectors in the traditional sense. collectors if the traditional sense would spend a lot of their working hours looking at art. these collectors tend to be more impulse-shopping. >> christies tells me if all these sell for their recommended price they would bring in about half a billion dollars. but who is buying this stuff and what does it mean for the health of the economy? join us this evening to find out the answers to those questions. >> that is john terret. join us later

john. that might be the boy from the office max all grown up now. i don't know [ laughter ] >> jimmyave one more. every single day my husband cleans his ears and sets his used q tip on the counter two feet from the trash can. every single day. [ audience boos ] >> jimmy: i got to admit something. this one came from my wife [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: in my defense, she doesn't seem to understand that i like to leave -- i need her to see how clean my ears are. so i want her -- anyway, i reject your finger of shame. but there you go. if you see something egregious happening in a public place, don't do anything illegal or intrusive. just point a finger, take a photo and post it with that #fingerofshame. we're counting on you to do your market. we have to take a quick break. when we come back, pizza delivery guy to stick around. [ cheers and applause ] strong can heal from miles away. unite us for a common good. and turn a simple video into endless laughter. strong can take you... all the way to the summit. oh my! so cool! think what strong can do for you. can i play too? at&t's

jimmy carter as a remarkably fine person. i guess mr. eisenhower was a ball of them the most universal. probably john kennedy was the most inspiring. i guess lincoln was the smartest, not in the patina in my estimation but common sense. he would know what somebody else was thinking. making people do things that he wanted done. i think he's the smartest most intuitive man that i knew. i have known them all and i have seen them all age. before my very eyes. with one exception. about three years or maybe for spent in that office we see it happen with lines etched in their faces and hair turning gray. the exception was lyndon. i don't think the age at all read visibly that it was maddening. he has more hair than i did. all those years older than i and none of it was gray. i thought that was a doggone shame. c-span: what do you think that happened? >> guest: he didn't worry. he knew how to turn it off. had a positive mental outlook and a saw that everything would come out all right. right now in the book you talk about a meeting and i bring it up because of iq to describe it to us. the two are waiting for many oval office. reagan was an

jimmy stewart who -- in dearborn michigan, amazing gentleman. pictures taken of an actor and she asked me to shoot some stuff. i wanted to do her and john who were going out at the time and didn't want to interfere with them. then john came and said, let's do pictures. okay so here goes. this is any downstairs neighbor. one of my favorite pictures. the kid is dennis the menace but could be president some day. and this is marines coming back from iraq. this is an honor guard in new york. and this is -- this lady is 104 years old. she has a son who is 64, something like that, and he pinched him on the butt, and he says mama, i told you about that. and she said-don't mean anything. okay so questions i guess. [applause] >> time for questions. >> hello. i just want to say that it really enjoy your work, and -- >> thank you. >> and my question for you is, how do you kind of balance these different aspects of photomaking where you're obviously an artist but also a teller of stories of individual stories and then also kind of controlling the technical aspect of your photomaking. there's a lot to jump bell around and -- jumble around and i'm won

from jennifer >> jimmy: our first guest is an extraordinarily talented oscar-nominated and emmy-winning actor whose diverse list of credits includes "sideways", "private parts", "johnma's house". next, you can see him try to keep the west coast attached to the rest of the united states in "san andreas". >> what's wrong? >> pulse rates are spiking again. they are huge. >> about to have a major quake. >> up to 7.1. get the hell out of there! it opens in theaters may 29th. please say hello to paul giamatti. ♪ >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> awesome. >> >> jimmy: what are you doing this weekend? you want to go to a flute concert? >> absolutely. that guy was amazing. jazz flute. >> jimmy: did you play an instrument in high school? >> i was forced to play the violin and i hated it. i did not like it. my brother got to play the guitar which the girls liked. and my sister played the piano. >> that's what happens when you have smart spart parents you have forced to play the violin. >> i had a scary teacher. i think he was germ and couldn't understand him and he smoked smelly cigars and i went to his house and he had a dog that smelled like a wet mattress and would jump o

john. then you can go to the club and drink some deleon and ciroc as you listen to some more bad boy music. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, you do. >> everything is a good time. that's all i'm about. it's just a good time. >> jimmy: when did bad boy start? that was -- is it 20 years ago? >> yes. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah, 20 years. >> jimmy: can you believe it's been 20 years? [ cheers and applause ] >> ten years from now we'll still be on top. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. i mean, you changed the whole game with notorious b.i.g. that was -- i mean, were you always an entrepreneur as a a kid? did you realize, "oh, i'm a a great business man." >> as a kid my first entrepreneurial venture was a a paper route. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i wasn't old enough to get the paper route. i was too young. but i gave this kid that lived on my block an offer he couldn't refuse. he was going to college. and i told him that, "give me the paper route while you are in college and i'll give you 50% of the profits." he accepted that offer and i went to six others paperboys and made the same offer with them and i had my first franchise. [ laughter

jimmy garap low. talking magazine contributor, the glasses off, he means business, michael malice, the author of "dear, reader" and the ghost rider, and joining the show for the first time, john phillips, the host of the drive home. the radio show for now. until it goes worldwide on film, baby. gentlemen, welcome. >> hello. kennedy: hello. first smack at pinata. why was tom brady suspended? >> a lot's changed in the world of sports since babe ruth hit the home runs on budweiser and syphilis. it's home cooking, it happens all the time in sports. i don't think that's a big deal. if you have a baseball team that has a lot of ground pitchers they hit it in the grass to knock them down. it happened. kennedy: you are an anarchist. >> i'm against law but not against rules but a shady russian so, as the shady russian, the rule is don't get caught. kennedy: yeah. >> so just like him and just like with the tour de france, if you're going to be sloppy and leave fingerprints on the evidence, you deserve everything you got coming to you. >> and if you're a bad person and throw people under the bus, i don't think tom brady is nearly as diabolical as alex rodriguez and lance armstrong. i do