>> i'm jimmy justice. >> but the man who calls himself "jimmy justice" won't back down. >> they're afraid of me. >> you're not allowed to do that. >> they're afraid of my video camera. >> what are you doing? move away from the vehicle. >> i'm filming you breaking the law. >> his goal? to bring justice, vigilante justice, to the streets of new york. streets on which he says he sees a double standard. >> everybody else gets summons the second they break the law. >> you're in a no standing zone, it's a bus stop. you would give a ticket to somebody else who did that. but the people writing those summons drive around the city like cowboys and do whatever they want with impunity and i wanted to bring justice. i wanted to level the playing field. >> it all begins in 2005. a fuse is lit when jimmy justice sees a traffic agent make a u-turn over a double yellow line. in his mind, an obvious violation of the law. he starts reporting the violations he stees law enforcement by taking still photos but he says his complaints go nowhere. so he comes up with a plan to become a video vigilante. >> whereve

tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- brian williams victoria justice tech expert, joshua topolsky and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 196! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. that's what i'm talking about. thank you, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you, everybody. welcome. welcome to "the tonight show." we're here. we did it. [ cheers and applause ] oh, it's great. thank you so much for being here. >> love you, jimmy! >> jimmy: i love you too, buddy. >> you're hot! >> here's what people -- oh, my goodness. [ laughter ] this is what people are talking about here. this is -- another person is now considering running for the republican nomination for president. this time it's former ceo of hewlett-packard, carla fiorina. yeah. she's already got a great plan for financing her campaign -- selling one ink cartridge. [ laughter ] yeah, it's very expensive. >> jimmy: more than the printers. >> steve: more than enough. >> jimmy: costs more than the printers. >> steve: yeah. throw the printer away. >> ji

justice! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, welcome.orgeous. thank you so much for coming on the show. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: oh, please. we love you here. we've known each other for a a long time. i didn't even realize this. >> yes. well, i've been on "late night" twice before, but this is my first time on "the tonight show." so this is pretty cool. >> jimmy: no, of course. [ cheers and applause ] but i met you even before -- >> but we go way, way back. we go way back, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah, i don't even really remember this, but this is me and you from 2005? >> indeed it is. you know what's really -- [ audience aws ] what's really funny about this picture is that i wasn't even on nickelodeon yet. this is from the kids' choice awards. and i had -- my friend had a a ticket because he had a a recurring role on a a nickelodeon show. and i'd snuck onto the red carpet where all the celebrities were like coming -- or onto the orange carpet. and you were so nice to me. and you took a picture with me. >> jimmy: that night i was

tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- brian williams victoria justice tech expert, joshua topolsky

tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- brian williams victoria justice tech expert, joshua topolsky

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justice to detroit. good luck then if it come out -- >> jimmy: just shocking to see that. don't want to see that type of stuff. you don't like seeing that. >> steve: where in the world is matt lauer? >> jimmy: he's fine. he's fine. this just in. he's fine. [ laughter ] and as always, ryan seacrest, our pal ryan seacrest, he was also on the red carpet talking to all the stars, but to me it seemed like he was distracted by something else. take a look. >> take care. be careful coming down the stairs. be careful getting down. the stairs can be very steep. well this is -- by the way, this is a very steep staircase. be well. have fun. be careful down the stairs. be careful going down. >> thank you. i will not fall. >> yes, do not fall. >> jimmy: yeah. seacrest is actually still at the globes because he's waiting for someone to help him down those stairs. [ laughter ] i'm getting hungry, you guys! cut to chrissy teigen. [ laughter ] in business news, after a a decline in sales coca-cola recently announced plans to cut almost 1,800 jobs. 1,800 employees have announced plans to sha

justice. write a novel that also explores these themes. [ laughter ] >> steve: gosh. >> jimmy: i don't have time this. >> steve: that's hard for a a test. >> jimmy: with one number two pencil? >> steve: number one, you write a novel? wow. >> jimmy: here's another one here. one train is traveling 120 miles per hour east from chicago. another is traveling 90 miles per hour west from baltimore. at what point do the conductors realize they're brothers? [ laughter and applause ] here's another one here. if plato were alive today, would he d.j. occasionally in los angeles? please explain your answer. [ laughter ] i don't know, he probably would. >> steve: i guess. >> jimmy: and finally, name the members of one direction besides harry. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, that -- i can do that. i can do that one. liam -- i'll just to make sure i'm not reading cue cards -- liam, louie, niall, zane. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah, 1d! >> jimmy: 1d. check this out you guys -- i had it written on my hand. [ laughter ] there are reports that over 25 years after his death, the liberace foundation is wor

jimmy: tomorrowpodcast.com right there. that's what i'm talking about. brian williams, thank you. victoria justicejoshua topolsky right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia. they're good, good guys. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. hope to see you next week. bye-bye! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- anna kendrick from "mr. turner," actor timothy spall juicing with martha stewart featuring the 8g band. [ cheers and applause ] and now, here he is, seth meyers. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everyone. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] happy new year. this is our first show of 2015. everybody have a good new year's? [ applause ] how are your resolutions? everyone's resolutions good? great. all right. that's about right. about the average. some political news, you guys. chris christie has rep

jimmy li was front and center at the pro-democracy protest. he told press that violence and intimidation seemed to be the ongoing currency for those opposed to democracy and free press. justice secretary condemned the attacks saying regardless of who the target is hong kong as a city with rule of law does not tolerate this >>> it's taken longer than we would have liked to get to the next story, because other news gets in the way. it's worth examining because of what it says about intelligence and the way journalists report them. the story of "the interview," north korea, and the hacking of sony pictures, making news and gossip around the world. by now you probably know the plot has a couple of american journalists recruited by the c.i.a. is kill north korea's supreme leader kim jong un. days before it was to premiere sony pulled it fearing inch style attacks on theatres that showed it. the threat came from a group of hackers that caused havoc with an attack on sony pictures, and leaked confidential information. washington was quick to blame the hacked on north korea. many in the news media could not wait to do the same. the "new york times" and "the washington post" were amo

justice? >> first of all, we want the trade stopped. i did make that cocaine in bolivia, we just transported it - it's the only way to stop the killing. that's what we have to do. >> jimmy and felix carr pleaded guilty to five felonies to smuggling rhino horns. they were sentenced to more than three years in prison and thousands in fines. john sees a links between their conspiracy, and the address in rhino deaths. >> if there's no profit, poachers don't go into the wild. the fact that jimmy and felix helped to create the market, made them morally culpable. for those people, it will purchase rhino horns. it would suggest that they have blood on their hands. >> do you think the sentence and fine is enough to send a message to the rest of the people in the industry that they shouldn't be doing it. >> in my opinion i don't think it's relative to the scale and magnitude. this is a huge industry, a big problem. if we are going to deter this activity, the penalties need to be a lot stronger. >> you hear the big bus for criminal activity or drugs, but you don't hear a lot about the industry. rhino horn is literally like equivalent to a fingernail. >> it's keratin. >> i couldn't

>> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the white house, they say the white house is debating whether or not to publicly accuse north korea. the justiceepartment is expected to make a statement about this tomorrow. it could be deemed an act of war. could you imagine if we wind up in a war because of the guys from "pineapple express?" i always figured it would be harold and kumar. in happier news, christmas eve is one week away. you will be trying to desperately assemble a razor scooter or something. we came up with a fun game to play. it's become a tradition around here. how it works is this. i will show you a picture of a screaming child's face and you have to guess if the kid is on santa's lap or getting a flu shot. okay? [ laughter ] we call it santa's lap or flu shot. and here we go. [ cheers and applause ] our first kid is -- so, you have to guess. santa's lap or flu shot? well, let's find out. and that little girl is -- on -- santa's lap. that is correct. very well done so far. how about this one? okay. that is -- let's have a look. that is -- well, that's either a flu shot or they're giving her a tattoo by force, i'm not sure.

jimmy breslin and pete hamel and jack newfelt, and mike, marsha kramer, gay pressman all profound crusaders for justiceion. in his private life he was exactly as he appeared in his public life. he had a 60-year love affair with his wife matilda. and it was beautiful to watch. this was not a phoney late night tv made for romance. no late night kissing in the park, at least as we knew, but a real life partnership built on respect and love and tolerance, commitment to mario cuomo was sacra sacrasanct. although i look the oldest margaret is actually the oldest and a source of great pride. he beamed when he would say my daughter, the doctor. maria, his artist, ulaltruistic delight. madeline made his proud as a great mother and tenacious attorney. chris, talented and funny. could always make him laugh pep loved his daughters-in-law and his sons-in law, with whom he had a special relationship. ken sxet howard and brian. they enjoyed a true father and son relationship. it was mutual and they were adored. he had a small group of friends, jimmy breslin, mike, sandy, joe, fabian, were his intimate world. over the

justice will be here. and tech expert joshua topolsky will all be joining us. [ applause ] >> steve: oh. love it. >> jimmy show us some stuff. new gadgets from this year's consumer electronics show. some really cool stuff. and, of course, we have thank you notes, because it's friday. so, tune in for that. a good one. but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. he is the hardest-working man in comedy. he's hosting "saturday night live" this weekend and his new movie, "the wedding ringer", opens tomorrow. kevin hart is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: nice, funny. great guy. >> jimmy: love him. kevin and i are going to play a a little game of slapjack later in the show. can't wait for that, i guess. yeah. plus, he stars in the funny, funny new fxx comedy "man seeking woman." jay baruchel is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] he's great too. that looks like a good show. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and we've got great music from our pal -- oh, we love her. meghan trainor's here! [ cheers and applause ] i like meghan trainor. you guys, it's time for "tonight show" hashtags. here we go. ♪ hashtags ♪ has

jimmy and caroline thank you for your time. have a great weekend. >> say hi to the queen for me rev. >> we'll be right back with the fight for social justice in londonhe world. you're watching a special edition of "politics nation" live from london. stay with us. why do i cook? because i make the best chicken noodle soup. because i make the best chicken noodle soup. because i make the best chicken noodle soup. for every way you make chicken noodle soup, make it delicious with swanson®. we needed 30 new hires for our call center. i'm sp >>> inequality, the wealth gap, the income gap. these aren't just american problems, they're issues that people struggle with all over the world. and my next guest has been fighting that fight here in the uk for decades. mp diane abbott who was the first black woman to be elected to the house of commons and is a tireless activist and civil rights fighter and a fighter for fairness. thank you so much for being here ms. abbott. >> it's a pleasure. >> you know a lot of people don't realize we're all fighting this same fight on inequality in every country around the world, isn't that right? >> that is absolutely direct. h