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here's jimmy kimmel! cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to the show, i'm jimmy, thanks for watching. thanks for being here. before we get started, i want to wish a happy birthday to mr. t. an american treasure. mr. t turned 58 years old today, so -- [ cheers and applause ] very smart -- smart guy, mr. t. invested quite a bit in gold, so -- and i also want to say happy birthday to pacman. pacman gobbled his way into our hearts 30 years ago today. according to their horoscope, geminis born on this day are terrified of colored ghosts and have a great deal of pity for fools, so, that's right on. as you probably know, sunday night is the series finale of "lost" here on abc. in less than 48 hours, "lost" will go back to what happens to the clippers every year. the finale is 2 1/2 hours long. preceded by a two-hour highlight show and followed by our show with the cast. then we're going to take a 20-minute nap and then we're going to start all over again. i think i might be more sad than excited about the fin
here's jimmy kimmel! cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to the show, i'm jimmy, thanks for watching. thanks for being here. before we get started, i want to wish a happy birthday to mr. t. an american treasure. mr. t turned 58 years old today, so -- [ cheers and applause ] very smart -- smart guy, mr. t. invested quite a bit in gold, so -- and i also want to say happy birthday to pacman. pacman gobbled his way into our hearts 30 years ago today. according to their horoscope, geminis...
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ouch. >> jimmy kimmel. ouch, charlie. ouch? brody as charlie. >> give me your finger. >> charlie bit my finger. the movie. >> jimmy: good stuff. going to be a big hit. i want to wish your mom's birthday, right? after all the horrible things you have shown her. >> it's my mom's birthday today. >> jimmy: happy birthday. >> i haven't got an chance to speak to her. i left her a couple of messages. i sang her -- is this it? i got her a little present. jimmy was helpful in picking this out. it was very kind. but i didn't get a chance to send this to you mom, but, this comes from very dear place and it's a gift also from jimmy. >> jimmy: it's from me, too. >> so i would like to present it to you. >> jimmy: i hope you're happy, mom. "splice" opens june 4th. adrien brody. we'll be right back with "the bachelorette." no, an astronaut. no, no...remember that picture of you and mom and you're wearing the little chaps... ...and you had right. the matching hat. are you done? and you had that horse. no, you're not done. what was his name agai
ouch. >> jimmy kimmel. ouch, charlie. ouch? brody as charlie. >> give me your finger. >> charlie bit my finger. the movie. >> jimmy: good stuff. going to be a big hit. i want to wish your mom's birthday, right? after all the horrible things you have shown her. >> it's my mom's birthday today. >> jimmy: happy birthday. >> i haven't got an chance to speak to her. i left her a couple of messages. i sang her -- is this it? i got her a little present. jimmy...
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with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" and now, that's not all -- here's jimmy kimmelcheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. i'm happy you could be here for this and that you have a television to watch it at home. this is -- i have to say, a very important night of television here at abc. there are now only three accept solds left of "lost," this is terrible. i'm going to miss it. on one hand, i love it, i don't want it to end, but i'm glad they aren't dragging things out just to keep it going, like sex, you know? anyway, tonight on "lost," all the foreigner ins got ki s got. it was very sad. sayeed sacrificed himself for his friends. jin and sun drowned, i think. sorry to ruin it for you, but -- you go back in time, you can experience all over again. i doubt they survived, though. they seemed pretty dead. i think i have the island figured out. and, well, please, if you could, bring me the chalk board. this is going to seem a little complicated, but this is -- [ applause ] what i -- what i did was this. i assigned a numerical val
with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" and now, that's not all -- here's jimmy kimmelcheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. i'm happy you could be here for this and that you have a television to watch it at home. this is -- i have to say, a very important night of television here at abc. there are now only three accept solds left of "lost," this is terrible. i'm going to miss it. on one hand, i love it, i...
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>> announcer: tonight, jimmy kimmel hosts the cast of "lost." brought to you by bud light. >> jimmy: thank you. "lost" crash landed in our living rooms with a story about love, death, good, evil, time travel, polar bears and fried chicken. and if you're expecting it all to get wrapped up tonight, you're probably missing the point of the show. two things i think we learned for sure though. number one, don't go chasing waterfalls. [ laughter ] and number two, all dogs don't necessarily go to heaven. [ laughter ] all right. well, let's -- where better to begin than with the guy who began it all and with whom it ended too, dr. jack shepherd? please welcome matthew fox, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] i'm so happy to see you alive right now, i really am. [ cheers and applause ] so that was the first time you'd seen the ending, right? >> that was the first time, yeah. just sitting backstage. it's pretty moving. yeah. >> jimmy: you feel a little bit like tom sawyer looking in on your own funeral? yeah, a little bit, yeah. it's hard to watch for me. b
>> announcer: tonight, jimmy kimmel hosts the cast of "lost." brought to you by bud light. >> jimmy: thank you. "lost" crash landed in our living rooms with a story about love, death, good, evil, time travel, polar bears and fried chicken. and if you're expecting it all to get wrapped up tonight, you're probably missing the point of the show. two things i think we learned for sure though. number one, don't go chasing waterfalls. [ laughter ] and number two, all...
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they were watching the final episode, and in just about 10 minutes, jimmy kimmel will be on. >>> a very busy sunday in the weather center. a lot of rain. fairfax county. cloudy skies for the overnight. pennsylvania avenue, it is quiet. the wind will diminish. some patchy fog will develop. if you spot on our weatherbug network, the rainfall total is set to 0. that is because we are on a 24- hour cycle. -- a few spots on our weatherbug network. sandy spring, md., looking at 66 degrees with about 1.5 inches of rain yesterday. 74 degrees was the high at reagan national. over two inches of rain fell at dulles international the deficit for the area is still about four inches below where we should be year to date. -- dulles international. the deficit for the area is still below where we should be. 83 degrees in minneapolis. 73 in cincinnati. this warmer air will eventually make its way to our area. tuesday and into wednesday, it will feel a lot like some are around here. -- a lot like summer around here. this will eventually dissipate during the day tomorrow. clouds and the forecast. a few sho
they were watching the final episode, and in just about 10 minutes, jimmy kimmel will be on. >>> a very busy sunday in the weather center. a lot of rain. fairfax county. cloudy skies for the overnight. pennsylvania avenue, it is quiet. the wind will diminish. some patchy fog will develop. if you spot on our weatherbug network, the rainfall total is set to 0. that is because we are on a 24- hour cycle. -- a few spots on our weatherbug network. sandy spring, md., looking at 66 degrees...
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but first, jimmy kimmel with what's coming up next. >> jimmy: tonight, teri hatcher, music from massive attack, and "lost" produce
but first, jimmy kimmel with what's coming up next. >> jimmy: tonight, teri hatcher, music from massive attack, and "lost" produce
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." >> you want to stick around and watch it, because jimmy kimmel has more. we are live in washington, kris van cleave, abc7 news. >> as he said, it is not over yet. thanks a lot, kris. >>> commuters will face the impact of that wet weather tomorrow. they will not be able to reopen all three lanes of the bridge in time for tomorrow's rush hour. it would be limited to one lane in each direction korea the weather is also been blamed for sending a tree crashing down in the district in northwest. they had removed the tree and cleared the road. no one was hurt. the question now, as the rain cleared out, or will you need your umbrella approved meteorologist steve rudin has more. >>> we have been watching this area of low pressure slowly drift to the south, but look at the impressive rainfall totals on our weatherbug network. three-quarters of an inch at howard university. 3.5 inches of rainfall in chantilly korea atomic, they had two inches of rain, and nearly two inches in bethesda -- 3.5 inches of rainfall in chantilly. potomac, they had two inches. this is going
." >> you want to stick around and watch it, because jimmy kimmel has more. we are live in washington, kris van cleave, abc7 news. >> as he said, it is not over yet. thanks a lot, kris. >>> commuters will face the impact of that wet weather tomorrow. they will not be able to reopen all three lanes of the bridge in time for tomorrow's rush hour. it would be limited to one lane in each direction korea the weather is also been blamed for sending a tree crashing down in...
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lost airs here on sunday at 9:00 followed by abc news at 11:30 and stay up to catch a special jimmy kimmel live and expected to join by actors. >>> how much would you pay for a movie? families in the big apple forking over plenty of green to see shrek ever after. they plan to charge $20 for an adult ticket. a theater is dharageing $16.50 and it is the series fourth installment and first to be in 3d. >> lots more coming up all new at 6:00. i'm kelly swoope. a woman is murdered in the bathtub, and her killer sets the home on fire. what might be behind the attack. >>> and not a good day to be traveling inter interstate 970. >>> and now we've got a preview of what's coming your way in the news at 6::00. so, what do you think? i think i'll go with the preferred package. ( chuckling ) good choice. only meineke gives you options on complete car care, and we'll help you choose what's right for you, your car, and your budget. at meineke, you're always the driver. here's what you should be watching: your cable bill, because you could be paying way too much. stop spending more for second best. upgrad
lost airs here on sunday at 9:00 followed by abc news at 11:30 and stay up to catch a special jimmy kimmel live and expected to join by actors. >>> how much would you pay for a movie? families in the big apple forking over plenty of green to see shrek ever after. they plan to charge $20 for an adult ticket. a theater is dharageing $16.50 and it is the series fourth installment and first to be in 3d. >> lots more coming up all new at 6:00. i'm kelly swoope. a woman is murdered in...
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first, jimmy kimmel. >> thanks, tonight, ali, the new bachelor rhett is here.
first, jimmy kimmel. >> thanks, tonight, ali, the new bachelor rhett is here.
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but first, here's jimmy kimmel with what's coming up next on abc. >> jimmy: tonight, samuel l.m godsmack, and in celebration of cinco d
but first, here's jimmy kimmel with what's coming up next on abc. >> jimmy: tonight, samuel l.m godsmack, and in celebration of cinco d
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but first, jimmy kimmel with what's coming up next on abc. >> jimmy: tonight, mickey rourke, jorge garcia, and "dancing with the stars" cast-off pamela anderson is
but first, jimmy kimmel with what's coming up next on abc. >> jimmy: tonight, mickey rourke, jorge garcia, and "dancing with the stars" cast-off pamela anderson is
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but first, jimmy kimmel with what's coming up next on abc. >> jimmy: tonight, mickey rourke, jorge garciae stars"
but first, jimmy kimmel with what's coming up next on abc. >> jimmy: tonight, mickey rourke, jorge garciae stars"
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first, jimmy kimmel. >> thanks, tonight, ali, the new ♪ ♪ go ahead, get started ♪ this'll never lasthair like that ♪ ♪ no, no, 'cause i could never see how someone ♪ ♪ as soft and sweet as you could ever be with me ♪ [ male announcer ] low-mileage lease for qualified lessees... the cadillac cts sports sedan. visit your cadillac dealer for this attractive offer. ♪
first, jimmy kimmel. >> thanks, tonight, ali, the new ♪ ♪ go ahead, get started ♪ this'll never lasthair like that ♪ ♪ no, no, 'cause i could never see how someone ♪ ♪ as soft and sweet as you could ever be with me ♪ [ male announcer ] low-mileage lease for qualified lessees... the cadillac cts sports sedan. visit your cadillac dealer for this attractive offer. ♪
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. >> jimmy kimmel, he is back. ÑsÑ1 [upbeat whistling] [upbeat whistling continues] discover the unexpected beauty and man-made relaxation in northwest florida. . >>> abc 2 news is president to you by term necks. >> is tomorrow cinco demayo. >> it is kelly. i worked in texas and got a hank erring for the holiday. it's 82 degrees after a cold start, sunset not until 8:04 and looking at the rest of the week we keep great weather through about friday. a slight chance of a shower friday. much better chance on saturday. much cooler into the end of the weekend. so -- >> so you could lose that ac then. >> in fact tonight is a great night to just crack windows. >> okay. i know it's about 30 minutes early but happy cinco demayo. >> you got all day tomorrow kelly. i'm telling you. >> okay. that's it for us tonight. don't forget about maryland am, we're back tomorrow evening. have a great evening.
. >> jimmy kimmel, he is back. ÑsÑ1 [upbeat whistling] [upbeat whistling continues] discover the unexpected beauty and man-made relaxation in northwest florida. . >>> abc 2 news is president to you by term necks. >> is tomorrow cinco demayo. >> it is kelly. i worked in texas and got a hank erring for the holiday. it's 82 degrees after a cold start, sunset not until 8:04 and looking at the rest of the week we keep great weather through about friday. a slight chance...
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it's from jimmy kimmel. he had fun with laura bush. >> the bush twins showed up too. jenna bush provided maybe the most candid moment of the interview when she talked about what kind of music her mother listened to. >> if you came to our ranch, if my parents turn on music, old country usually or some of my mom is a secret rastafarian, bob marle marley. >> my kind of place. >> that is the mash-up tonight. next, what we are learning about tonight's big news. a terror suspect, faisal shahzad's alleged taliban connection. cnn has been talking to officials in pakistan. we have that when we come back. chevy malibu stands behind theirs for up to 100,000 miles. which makes it pretty clear whose standing out front. a consumers digest "best buy" two years running. chevy malibu. compare it to anyone and may the best car win. during the spring event, qualified lessees, now get a 27-month, low mileage lease on this malibu ls for around $199 a month. call for details. see your local chevy dealer. [ female announcer ] it's red lobster's festival of shrimp... a chance to get everyone
it's from jimmy kimmel. he had fun with laura bush. >> the bush twins showed up too. jenna bush provided maybe the most candid moment of the interview when she talked about what kind of music her mother listened to. >> if you came to our ranch, if my parents turn on music, old country usually or some of my mom is a secret rastafarian, bob marle marley. >> my kind of place. >> that is the mash-up tonight. next, what we are learning about tonight's big news. a terror...
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abc2 news will follow the finale and also jimmy kimmel live will have the entire cast on his show that sunday night. so stay tuned for what is expected to be a huge ending. >>> last night it was two blondes in the bottom two on "dancing with the stars." actress and model pamela anderson and sportscaster erin andrews, found themselves in jeopardy. in the end it was pam and her professional partner that were eliminated. george talks with the satisfied star. >> pamela and damian. >> reporter: pamela anderson leaves "dancing with the stars" with five celebrities before her gone and five others still in the competition. she waltzes away a happy woman. >> definitely been a positive experience. a lot of people have said great positive things. who knows what i'll make of all this but, yeah, it's nice. >> reporter: pamela's partner calls her fantastic, grounded. he was thrilled to be paired up with her for the experience. >> i just loved the passion of the dancing. i've been lucky enough to pass it on to pamela. she had never danced before. she did an amazing job. >> reporter: chad called pamel
abc2 news will follow the finale and also jimmy kimmel live will have the entire cast on his show that sunday night. so stay tuned for what is expected to be a huge ending. >>> last night it was two blondes in the bottom two on "dancing with the stars." actress and model pamela anderson and sportscaster erin andrews, found themselves in jeopardy. in the end it was pam and her professional partner that were eliminated. george talks with the satisfied star. >> pamela and...
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and the entire cast is on jimmy kimmel later that night. them that sunday, may 23rd. >>> the wait is over. here from their new cd, the jonas brothers. ♪ l.a. l.a. baby l.a. l.a. baby ♪ ♪ l.a. l.a. baby l.a. l.a. baby ♪ ♪ driving down the highway with the california breeze ♪ ♪ in my hair yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ got your location, baby it's nice to see you there ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ here we go i got to go, go ♪ ♪ bring it on the two of us tonight ♪ ♪ we can make it last forever ♪ it's just you and me together ♪ ♪ hollywood the stars are shining ♪ ♪ you and me tonight in this city ♪ ♪ dreams are made of dreams are made of ♪ ♪ tonight is ours i'm on my way ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ whatever you can pick the place ♪ ♪ tell me what you say yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ here we go we got to go ♪ ♪ we got to go, go ♪ ♪ the two of us tonight we can make it last forever ♪ ♪ it will be all right it's just now and me together ♪ ♪ it's the time with the stars shining ♪ ♪ you and me tonight in this cit
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jay leno and jimmy kimmel, clearly they've been watching the news.s their take on the big catch at jfk. >> well, the amazing part, they arrested this guy, he was already on the plane, taxiing down the runway. they called the plane back. they're calling it great work by homeland security, and i guess it is. i mean, that's one way to look at it. i mean, how about the fact that a pakistani guy who bought a one-way ticket to the middle east reeking of fertilizer made it through security and got on the plane? how did that happen? how did that part happen? >> it's amazing that this guy made it through security, through the gate, and onto the aircraft. i still can't even get my tweezers on the plane. and when that plane pulled away from the gate, he probably thought he was home free. probably just slipped into his uggss, paid $3 for the headset, set to watch j. lo and the backup plan and his escorts arrived. he could have been back home in pakistan, by the way. which is worse, by the way, prison or pakistan? maybe the joke's on us. >> okay. so we laugh. it'
jay leno and jimmy kimmel, clearly they've been watching the news.s their take on the big catch at jfk. >> well, the amazing part, they arrested this guy, he was already on the plane, taxiing down the runway. they called the plane back. they're calling it great work by homeland security, and i guess it is. i mean, that's one way to look at it. i mean, how about the fact that a pakistani guy who bought a one-way ticket to the middle east reeking of fertilizer made it through security and...
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. >> the purgatory angle seemed to be guessed from the start but, oh, but we have on jimmy kimmel, he to the way that "lost" would end. >> and the best possible finale. >> let's roll one of those. >> you wouldn't believe the dream i just had. i had an in in this crazy little town in vermont. >> that's funny because i just had this dream that i was a castaway on this crazy island. there was a polar bear and -- >> that was aadvantage lean lilly talking about that. that was fantastic. great run for "lost." >> we'll be back. [ male announcer ] they are our future leaders, explorers, great thinkers. they're the future of america, so let's bring them up right and give them our cheese. ♪ kraft singles. the american cheese. women preferred the softness and scent of concentrated snuggle blue sparkle to the leading brand. and snuggle costs less, too. so go on, buy snuggle today. we helped keep your skin clear. now we have a solution for wrinkles. neutrogena anti wrinkle with retinol sa smoothes even deep wrinkles. it works...beautifully. neutrogena. >> live, and in hd, this is an abc 7 news upd
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didn't roll out some of those quotes from dick ebersol and didn't just say, why is letterman, jimmy kimmel and company come to your support? what's that been like? then you could use leno for the correspondence show. >> exactly right. so what about it? did nbc do him wrong ultimately? here once again, conan o'brien. >> so many people say this to me, hey, partner, you got screwed. and i always tell them, no, i didn't. i didn't get screwed. i'm fine. it just -- it didn't work out. >> you did get screwed. >> you think i got screwed. >> i think most people think you got screwed. jay leno thinks you got screwed. jay leno thinks he got screwed. >> how did he get screwed? i'm sorry. >> i don't think he's doing himself any favors of people watching him coming up with that kind of attitude. that's just me. maybe it's a woman thing. >> he laughed uncontrollably. i thought it was odd. >> it seemed a little uncomfortable but steve set the entire segment up, i think, very well when he said that americans are very discerning about who they allow into their bedrooms at night and that explains the attachm
didn't roll out some of those quotes from dick ebersol and didn't just say, why is letterman, jimmy kimmel and company come to your support? what's that been like? then you could use leno for the correspondence show. >> exactly right. so what about it? did nbc do him wrong ultimately? here once again, conan o'brien. >> so many people say this to me, hey, partner, you got screwed. and i always tell them, no, i didn't. i didn't get screwed. i'm fine. it just -- it didn't work out....