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the short guy. >> jimmy: david schwimmer. >> i told him i'm with jimmy kimmel. i love you, come. he took three. >> jimmy: shame on you. david schwimmer, that's one of your biggest fans right there. yaya loves famous people. yet he knows little to nothing about them. >> correct. >> jimmy: i met yaya outside a movie theatre. i thought it would be a good idea to have him get a summary of the best picture nominees. since matthew mcconaughey is our guest tonight, what movie are you going do tonight. >> i don't know, the one he looks gay. >> jimmy: "dallas buyers club." >> hi, it's my yaya. i'm talking ability the movie dallas club, okay? it's good movie. matthew mcconaughey, he's a strong guy and he's good actor. the doctor tells him they have aids. you sleep with anyone, you tell them you stupid, you crazy? i don't do that. and he lose weight for the movie. and he's good actor. you know? i don't know how he lose weight, this guy. he's very strong. you know? i can only lose like maybe five, ten pound. he lose like almost 40 pound, this guy. he's very strong. and i got picture with him.
the short guy. >> jimmy: david schwimmer. >> i told him i'm with jimmy kimmel. i love you, come. he took three. >> jimmy: shame on you. david schwimmer, that's one of your biggest fans right there. yaya loves famous people. yet he knows little to nothing about them. >> correct. >> jimmy: i met yaya outside a movie theatre. i thought it would be a good idea to have him get a summary of the best picture nominees. since matthew mcconaughey is our guest tonight, what...
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the news continues at >> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight ellen degeneres -- tom ford -- and music from sky ferreira -- with cleto and the cletones -- and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> hello. thank you for coming tonight. in case you were wondering why i am 98% rubber right now, this suit is a special project that we've been working on. i noticed that, you know, a lot of the kids are into these rainbow looms. so about a month ago i asked parents whose kids are loomers to ask their children to loom something out of rubber bands and send them to me. and then my plan was to weave all their creations together into a suit i would wear on the show. and this is it, my suit of the loom. i have a jacket. let me show you the whole thing. i've got the pants. and look at this. there's an owl on the back. look at the owl. so it's pretty spectacular. i don't know why everyone gets so down on child labor. look how awesome this is. i am. joseph and this is my technicolor loom suit. believe it or not, we got more little loom creations we
the news continues at >> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight ellen degeneres -- tom ford -- and music from sky ferreira -- with cleto and the cletones -- and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> hello. thank you for coming tonight. in case you were wondering why i am 98% rubber right now, this suit is a special project that we've been working on. i noticed that, you know, a lot of the kids are into these rainbow looms. so about a month ago i asked...
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for the ,, >> from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel night. and now, why not, here's jimmy kimmel! >> thank you for joining us. it has been sunny and warm just despite the fact that most of the rest of the country is frozen waiting for queen elsa to experience an act of true love to warm them up. this winter storm, the national weather service is calling it a storm of historical proportions. states of emergency have have been declared. it is so cold right now, they actually had to break florida off the map to use it as an ice scraper for the rest of the country. so goodbye nana and papa. atlanta is covered in almost an inch of ice. thousands of flights have been canceled. power is out in hundreds of thousands of houses in north carolina and georgia. it's bad news. but i'll tell you something, when you look at those instagram pictures icicles hanging off of tree branch, it makes it all worthwhile. meanwhile, bob costas out of commission tonight because he has pink eye. matt lauer had to fill in. he said my eyes are blurry and watery and become so sensitive even in dim light they're
for the ,, >> from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel night. and now, why not, here's jimmy kimmel! >> thank you for joining us. it has been sunny and warm just despite the fact that most of the rest of the country is frozen waiting for queen elsa to experience an act of true love to warm them up. this winter storm, the national weather service is calling it a storm of historical proportions. states of emergency have have been declared. it is so cold right now, they actually had to break...
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and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] s. >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you for watching. coming. it's my pleasure to have you here. i appreciate it.
and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] s. >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you for watching. coming. it's my pleasure to have you here. i appreciate it.
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[ ringing ] >> jimmy: magda, have you been enjoying the olympics? >> excuse me, mr. kimmelimmy: okay. all right. >> hello? [ laughter ] what? what are you saying? i can't hear you. >> jimmy: magda, i think you've got the -- i don't know if the telephones work the same over there. >> who -- >> jimmy: no, magda -- >> who? >> jimmy: it's jimmy. it's me jimmy. i'm still talking to you through the computer. >> okay. >> jimmy: never mind. you know what, magda? it's okay. i can see that technology is not your thing. >> hello? >> jimmy: hello, yeah. okay. she cut us off. you know what? [ applause ] i'm going to say this. she's really good at putting those little dolls inside each other. [ laughter ] we need to take a break. when we come back, we're going to try to figure out what the hell was going on on "the bachelor" tonight. and we've got a special presidents' day edition of "lie witness news." we told people that fdr, franklin delano roosevelt, died today. [ laughter ] and some of them felt really bad about it. plus will arnett and the "sports illustrated" cover models and musi
[ ringing ] >> jimmy: magda, have you been enjoying the olympics? >> excuse me, mr. kimmelimmy: okay. all right. >> hello? [ laughter ] what? what are you saying? i can't hear you. >> jimmy: magda, i think you've got the -- i don't know if the telephones work the same over there. >> who -- >> jimmy: no, magda -- >> who? >> jimmy: it's jimmy. it's me jimmy. i'm still talking to you through the computer. >> okay. >> jimmy: never mind....
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they made a big, long rope. >> here, jimmy kimmel. these are for you! >> jimmy: it's dr. kimmel, by the way, i prefer to be called. tomorrow is loomsday. our poor wardrobe department, they've literally been working day and night on this. there they are. they're almost done. but it has been a nightmare. all these people doing manual labor for my -- i've never felt more like kim jong-un than i do this week. and then tomorrow night, it will be worth it. because i will debut my new suit of the loom. i will be dresed in rubber bands from head to toe. i might even jump off the roof to see if i bounce tomorrow. so tune in for that. at the white house today, president obama and house speaker john boehner had a private meeting in the oval office. sometimes they like to watch "dance moms" together. obama invited boehner to chat about a number of issues. this is the washington version of getting an invitation to the fantasy suite. they met for about an hour. it turns out the last five years have been a big misunderstanding. they actually agree on everything. i'm glad they cleared tha
they made a big, long rope. >> here, jimmy kimmel. these are for you! >> jimmy: it's dr. kimmel, by the way, i prefer to be called. tomorrow is loomsday. our poor wardrobe department, they've literally been working day and night on this. there they are. they're almost done. but it has been a nightmare. all these people doing manual labor for my -- i've never felt more like kim jong-un than i do this week. and then tomorrow night, it will be worth it. because i will debut my new suit...
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and now check it out, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ]
and now check it out, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ]
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jimmy kimmel! i am so sorry. >> jimmy: that's okay. >> how exactly is it hanging?ing low, thank you. >> we are all very excited about your big tonight show debut. >> hey, that's the other jimmy. >> i'm sorry. my fumblest apologies. he doesn't know his jimmys. >> jimmy: i was hoping you guys had some jokes about the winter olympics. >> of course. of course, we have many hilariouses ha-has for that great international competition. let me get my number one funny joke man. roger! roger! >> this is the midnight fantasy baby doll set. >> it's jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: that is embarrassing. oh, look at that. what is that you're wearing there? >> this is the pink hoodie footie. snuggle up from head to toe. would you like to place an order? >> jimmy: no, roger. i need a few jokes about the olympics. >> olympicy jokes. >> okay, jimmy. prepare yourself for some big-time joking around. >> jimmy: all right, i'm ready. i think we're all ready. >> knock, knock. >> jimmy: who's there? >> sochi. >> jimmy: sochi who? >> sochi only have one working toilet in the whole entire land. >> t
jimmy kimmel! i am so sorry. >> jimmy: that's okay. >> how exactly is it hanging?ing low, thank you. >> we are all very excited about your big tonight show debut. >> hey, that's the other jimmy. >> i'm sorry. my fumblest apologies. he doesn't know his jimmys. >> jimmy: i was hoping you guys had some jokes about the winter olympics. >> of course. of course, we have many hilariouses ha-has for that great international competition. let me get my number one...
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goodbye for now >> from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live. tonight, kerry washington, michael strahan. this week in "unnecessary censorship" and music from jew ji y. and now isle tell you what else, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome to the show. thank you for coming out.
goodbye for now >> from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live. tonight, kerry washington, michael strahan. this week in "unnecessary censorship" and music from jew ji y. and now isle tell you what else, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome to the show. thank you for coming out.
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at coveredca.com. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kevin hart.sports illustrated swimsuit cover revealed. and music from sage the gemini with cleto and the cletones and now, breathe easy, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching. thank you for coming.
at coveredca.com. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kevin hart.sports illustrated swimsuit cover revealed. and music from sage the gemini with cleto and the cletones and now, breathe easy, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching. thank you for coming.
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>> jimmy kimmel, make some noise right now.pedal gas, gas, gas pedal speed up, gas pedal gas, gas, gas pedal ♪ ♪ black money let them hoes say amen i'm just tryna make it clear boy ray-bans i'm a great man -- woah say friend i play a hole every night dj amen ♪ ♪ room full of boppers -- tell them give me topper beat it beat it up -- nine-one-one hit the coppers i'm s-a-g-e who would like to know fee-fi fo-fum large meat in yo ♪ west-side baby do what you do and you got tail -- what that -- do it's - pretty [ bleep ] mob -- it's the way that i grew i be steppin' up in the club then make 'em drop to my shoe ♪ ♪ and you mad 'cause i spoon but i don't give a -- silverware a [ bleep ] out if he actin' a poor sport you's like boy grab a girl and get a yank-in got a booty like coupes i'm tryna make-it whoa ♪ ♪ slow down grab the wall wiggle like you tryna make yo ass fall off hella thick i wanna smash 'em all now speed up gas pedal ♪ ♪ gas pedal, gas pedal gas, gas, gas pedal speed up, gas pedal gas, gas, gas pedal ♪ ♪ (she a trick for
>> jimmy kimmel, make some noise right now.pedal gas, gas, gas pedal speed up, gas pedal gas, gas, gas pedal ♪ ♪ black money let them hoes say amen i'm just tryna make it clear boy ray-bans i'm a great man -- woah say friend i play a hole every night dj amen ♪ ♪ room full of boppers -- tell them give me topper beat it beat it up -- nine-one-one hit the coppers i'm s-a-g-e who would like to know fee-fi fo-fum large meat in yo ♪ west-side baby do what you do and you got tail --...
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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- ethan hawke and julie delpy. from "robocop" joel kinnaman. and music from eric church with cleto and the cletones. and now, once and for all, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you for being with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i tell you, i'm glad you were able to tear yourselves away from the winter olympics. the sporting event that answers the question, how many different ways can white people injury themselves on ice? [ laughter ] they seem to be having a lot of problems in sochi, especially when it comes to the accommodations. the water in some of the hotels is said to be undrinkable. they're stacking three athletes to a room. this is the hallway of one of the places reporters are staying at for real. it's like a -- it's like a macy's exploded. [ laughter ] instead of toilets, this bathroom -- this is a bathroom from one of the hotels. they put rolling cabinets in there in case you want to file paperwork
>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- ethan hawke and julie delpy. from "robocop" joel kinnaman. and music from eric church with cleto and the cletones. and now, once and for all, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you for being with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i tell you, i'm glad you were able to tear yourselves away from the winter olympics. the sporting event that...
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comedian jimmy kimmel knew that the u.s. media would take the bait when he conspired with keep him from the u.s. lose team and posted a video of a wolf supposedly wandering the whole ways of her dorm in sochi but even the comedian could not a man. the scale of the media frenzy that followed the seventeen second clip shows a large canine as we walk past a wolf in the hallway and i'm not talking blitzer two shooting out from the door outside the olympic village i'm glad you're not in this hallway since got out of there there's a stray dog problem maybe they also have a straight wolf problem you've heard of the wolf of wall street how about the war of the olympic village the world. that's not the me from wall street or the movie thing you know not just. here it is unbelievable. because it chills people that's a wolf well it was a wolf except not in sochi but in a b. c. studio in los angeles in a specially constructed for the cajun replica of the athletes' dorm hallway in sochi turns out there is no wealth of sochi we were all d
comedian jimmy kimmel knew that the u.s. media would take the bait when he conspired with keep him from the u.s. lose team and posted a video of a wolf supposedly wandering the whole ways of her dorm in sochi but even the comedian could not a man. the scale of the media frenzy that followed the seventeen second clip shows a large canine as we walk past a wolf in the hallway and i'm not talking blitzer two shooting out from the door outside the olympic village i'm glad you're not in this hallway...
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and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] s. >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you for watching. for coming. it's my pleasure to have you here. i appreciate it. you're very nice and i'm glad. i have to start the show with an apolo apology. the cast of the "the monuments crew was supposed to be here. instead i'll be sfwer viewing the cast of ice loves cocoa. we were able to get ice and cocoa. he really does love her. have you ever seen a movie so much you wish you could invite
and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] s. >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you for watching. for coming. it's my pleasure to have you here. i appreciate it. you're very nice and i'm glad. i have to start the show with an apolo apology. the cast of the "the monuments crew was supposed to be here. instead i'll be sfwer viewing the cast of ice loves cocoa. we were able to get ice and cocoa. he really does love her. have you ever seen a movie so much you wish you could invite
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i think the future is something that jimmy kimmel and jimmy fallon do -- these vignettes, these skitsople watch the next day. the shows are not very young. the median age is well into the 50's even for jimmy fallon and john -- jimmy kimmel. you alluded to the fact that david letterman has tried to leno.atch-up to jay does his departure necessarily mean that david letterman will take over the top spot? necessarily.hink this is a risk they are going to take. if you look at the median age, they are a lot closer. it is higher on average, about 58 years old. i think they are betting that will not necessarily happen, but you know letterman is betting it is -- hoping it will happen. >> it is also interesting how well jimmy kimmel has done. p.m. lasthim to 11:30 january, and he is actually beating letterman on the demographics. i think the jimmy fallon decision was a reaction to what .bc is doing with jimmy kimmel >> let's turn to the olympic games. closehe sochi games get to the 2012 olympics? >> i think they will. nbc has learned social media can help. using facebook and twitter and online
i think the future is something that jimmy kimmel and jimmy fallon do -- these vignettes, these skitsople watch the next day. the shows are not very young. the median age is well into the 50's even for jimmy fallon and john -- jimmy kimmel. you alluded to the fact that david letterman has tried to leno.atch-up to jay does his departure necessarily mean that david letterman will take over the top spot? necessarily.hink this is a risk they are going to take. if you look at the median age, they...
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and now, once and for all, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. being with us tonight. [ cheers and
and now, once and for all, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. being with us tonight. [ cheers and
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>> next week on "jimmy kimmel live" julia roberts, joel kinnaman, gary oldman, and from the super bowl champion seattle seahawks, richard sherman and mvp malcolm smith. ♪ they lived. ♪ they lived. ♪ they lived. ♪ (dad) we lived... thanks to our subaru.
>> next week on "jimmy kimmel live" julia roberts, joel kinnaman, gary oldman, and from the super bowl champion seattle seahawks, richard sherman and mvp malcolm smith. ♪ they lived. ♪ they lived. ♪ they lived. ♪ (dad) we lived... thanks to our subaru.
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i'm aunt chippy from jimmy kimmel show. >> yeah? >> come on out. me on, come on. >> leave the dog inside. it's okay. >> jimmy: hey, john. john, can you hear us? >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is jimmy kimmel and john krazinsky. >> john, it's not a big deal, but you just one $1.5 million. >> no! >> yes, yes, yes. [ applause ] >> it's real, it's real. >> and there it is right there. >> that's real money. >> jimmy: john, what's going through your head right now. >> i have no idea. that it's not real. >> i almost want to smell it. it's like monopoly or something. >> you should smell it. >> jimmy: yeah, smell it. it's yours. do whatever you want. make love on it. >> be careful going down the stairs. take a step down. take a good look. >> jimmy: oh, wow, you really are expecting a baby, aren't you? >> wow. yeah, we really are. >> inless than a month. >> we just thought it made the story better, but you're serious. >> jimmy: i think this is the definition of the word dumbfo d dumbfounded. >> we are so happy for you. let me give you a hug. >> jimmy: well, yes. col
i'm aunt chippy from jimmy kimmel show. >> yeah? >> come on out. me on, come on. >> leave the dog inside. it's okay. >> jimmy: hey, john. john, can you hear us? >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is jimmy kimmel and john krazinsky. >> john, it's not a big deal, but you just one $1.5 million. >> no! >> yes, yes, yes. [ applause ] >> it's real, it's real. >> and there it is right there. >> that's real money. >> jimmy: john, what's...
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and now, fortunately, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much.nk you for watching. it's going to be a wild night. i can feel it already. i want to start by wishing everyone a h
and now, fortunately, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much.nk you for watching. it's going to be a wild night. i can feel it already. i want to start by wishing everyone a h
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>> that's jimmy kimmel in full olympic ski garb, thomas.ed fame for her pre-dance moves. she tweeted out the movie and started a media firestorm in the u.s. and in canada. security threat i guess in sochi is really not a threat at all. so you how did kimmel pull it off? he says he had hansen send a photo of a dorm and they re-created a replica in the hallway of their studio. as for the animal, he's a genuine wolf who the show hired for the soul purpose of fooling us. once again, jimmy kimmel pulled off an incredible trick. >> remember when he did that earlier with that girl doing the hand stand. >> twerking. the twerking. he tweeted out, if you're going to cry wolf, you might as well do it with a real wolf. >> he got us for sure. >> he got us for sure. >>> the olympics were a big topic on the "tonight show." will ferrell showed off his figure skating costume. somewhat disappointed that he didn't make the olympic team. >> i've been working on my routine and in 2018 i'll be 50 and, i mean, if i could show it to you. [ applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >>>
>> that's jimmy kimmel in full olympic ski garb, thomas.ed fame for her pre-dance moves. she tweeted out the movie and started a media firestorm in the u.s. and in canada. security threat i guess in sochi is really not a threat at all. so you how did kimmel pull it off? he says he had hansen send a photo of a dorm and they re-created a replica in the hallway of their studio. as for the animal, he's a genuine wolf who the show hired for the soul purpose of fooling us. once again, jimmy...
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. >> but first here's "jimmy kimmel live". >> here's quick preview of what >> here's quick preview ofat we are up to tonight [ male announcer ] value is always served up fresh at subway. where this february, you'll find two crowd favorites as this month's featured values. the classic meatball marinara is our featured $5 footlong... try it with melty mozzarella atop our signature marinara sauce. and the $3 six-inch select of february is the better-for-you oven-roasted chicken. top this low-fat favorite with fresh spinach, honey mustard or whatever you love, on your choice of freshly baked bread. both are available all month long as our february featured values. subway. eat fresh. >> here's the wake up weather. tonight leave home without a jacket or sweater. it's cold in the inland valley. partly cloudy patchy fog 30's, 40's. upcoming rain will be tracked. >> thanks very much. >> he proved his commitment as a fan and loyalty paid off. >> he sure did. tim connor so confident that the seahawks were going to win the superbowl he got the logo and word champ tattoo on the arm back in august.
. >> but first here's "jimmy kimmel live". >> here's quick preview of what >> here's quick preview ofat we are up to tonight [ male announcer ] value is always served up fresh at subway. where this february, you'll find two crowd favorites as this month's featured values. the classic meatball marinara is our featured $5 footlong... try it with melty mozzarella atop our signature marinara sauce. and the $3 six-inch select of february is the better-for-you oven-roasted...
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and now, for the 2,000th time, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you.atching. thank you for coming. for joining us in person. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate that. you know, it's a
and now, for the 2,000th time, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you.atching. thank you for coming. for joining us in person. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate that. you know, it's a
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big night on "jimmy kimmel live".al appearance by matt damon. >> plus george and bill and rest of the cast of the monuments men that open this is weekend. >> yes should be a grit show thanks for watching. >> for all of us here, thanks so much for watching. 7 news continues now on line on twitter facebook and all the mobile device with our new 7 news app. >> next newscast begins at 4:30 >> next newscast begins at 4:30 tomorrow morning. have a great
big night on "jimmy kimmel live".al appearance by matt damon. >> plus george and bill and rest of the cast of the monuments men that open this is weekend. >> yes should be a grit show thanks for watching. >> for all of us here, thanks so much for watching. 7 news continues now on line on twitter facebook and all the mobile device with our new 7 news app. >> next newscast begins at 4:30 >> next newscast begins at 4:30 tomorrow morning. have a great
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homeless soup kitchen in rome. >> still to come, the big reunion between actor matt damon and jimmy kimmel. >> you remember when matt damon hijacked the show last year? wait until you hear what is in store a man who doesn't stand still. but jim has afib, atrial fibrillation, an irregular heartbeat not caused by a heart valve problem. that puts jim at a greater risk of stroke. for years, jim's medicine tied him to a monthly trip to the clinic to get his blood tested. but now, with once-a-day xarelto jim's on the move. jim's doctor recommended xarelto. like warfarin, xarelto is proven effective to reduce afib-related stroke risk. but xarelto is the first and only once-a-day prescription blood thinner for patients with afib not caused by a heart valve problem that doesn't require routine blood monitoring. so jim's not tied to that monitoring routine. [ gps ] proceed to the designated route. not today. [ male announcer ] for patients currently well managed on warfarin there is limited information on how xarelto and warfarin compare in reducing the risk of stroke. xarelto is just one pill a day
homeless soup kitchen in rome. >> still to come, the big reunion between actor matt damon and jimmy kimmel. >> you remember when matt damon hijacked the show last year? wait until you hear what is in store a man who doesn't stand still. but jim has afib, atrial fibrillation, an irregular heartbeat not caused by a heart valve problem. that puts jim at a greater risk of stroke. for years, jim's medicine tied him to a monthly trip to the clinic to get his blood tested. but now, with...
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and now, how should i put this, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ]
and now, how should i put this, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ]
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[ sparkle ] sweet. >>> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is brought to you by sony. >> jimmy: if time. "nightline" is next. but first, his song "find you" is out now. here to play it live with some help from matthew koma and miriam bryant, zedd! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ silent love is calling faith to shatter me through your hallways into echoes you can feel and rehearse the way ♪ ♪ you heal make them dance just like you cause you make me move yeah you always make go i'll run away with ♪ ♪ your footsteps i'll build a city that dreams for two and if you lose yourself i will find you ♪ ♪ high on words we almost used we're fireworks with a wet fuse flying planes with paper wheels same achilles heels ♪ ♪ make them dance just like you cause you make me move yeah you always make go yeah i'll run away ♪ ♪ with your foot steps i'll build a city that dreams for two and if you lose yourself i will find you ♪ ♪ yeah, you always make me ♪ open up your skies turn up your night to the speed of life turn up your night put your love in lights ♪ ♪ turn up your night i will find you make them
[ sparkle ] sweet. >>> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is brought to you by sony. >> jimmy: if time. "nightline" is next. but first, his song "find you" is out now. here to play it live with some help from matthew koma and miriam bryant, zedd! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ silent love is calling faith to shatter me through your hallways into echoes you can feel and rehearse the way ♪ ♪ you heal make them dance just like you cause you...
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you would like to be part of the world's first ever loom suit, make something and send it to me jimmy kimmel> jimmy: if your school has been closed due to the storm, you have no excuse for not making me at least one loom bracelet. parker and rochelle jobe took a video of them finding out the sex of their baby. and almost everyone was excited about the news. >> who is it? >> it's a boy. >> and a girl? >> it's a boy. >> and a girl. >> oh, god. >> i want a sister. >> you got a brother. ahhhhh! >> jimmy: all right, now hear to chat with us from their home in salem, the job family. hi, guys. well, thank you. walk me through this. what was the plan here? >> the plan was just like you said, take it to the store, have the store clerk put a boy outfit or a girl outfit into this box. we couldn't wait for the anticipation. >> you're funny, dad. >> jimmy: whose idea was it to do this? >> i couldn't find owait to fin i wanted to go shopping. it was fun to do a little shopping after we found out. >> jimmy: cambria, how old are you? >> 3 on my birthday i'm going to turn 4. >> jimmy: okay, you're only holdi
you would like to be part of the world's first ever loom suit, make something and send it to me jimmy kimmel> jimmy: if your school has been closed due to the storm, you have no excuse for not making me at least one loom bracelet. parker and rochelle jobe took a video of them finding out the sex of their baby. and almost everyone was excited about the news. >> who is it? >> it's a boy. >> and a girl? >> it's a boy. >> and a girl. >> oh, god. >> i...
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big night on "jimmy kimmel live".n. >> plus george and bill and rest of the cast of the monuments men that open this is weekend. >> yes should be a grit show thanks for watching. >> for all of us here, thanks so much for watching. 7 news continues now on line on twitter facebook and all the mobile device with our new 7 news app. >> next newscast begins at 4:30 >> next newscast begins at 4:30 tomorrow morning. have a great [ male announcer ] pillsbury grands biscuits. delicious, but say i press a few out flat, add some beef, sloppy joe sauce and cheese, fold it all up and boom! delicious unsloppy joes perfect for a school night. pillsbury grands biscuits. make dinner pop. ♪ [ male announcer ] don't wait for awesome... totino's pizza rolls gets you there in just 60 seconds. ♪ [ man ] yo buzz! drop that beat! remix! ♪ hey! must be the honey! ♪ ♪ ♪ you got that medley crunch ♪ go! go! buzz! ♪ go! go! go! buzz! ♪ hey! must be the honey! ♪ ♪ clusters, flakes ♪ that medley crunch, crunch! ♪ clusters, flakes ♪ that medley cru
big night on "jimmy kimmel live".n. >> plus george and bill and rest of the cast of the monuments men that open this is weekend. >> yes should be a grit show thanks for watching. >> for all of us here, thanks so much for watching. 7 news continues now on line on twitter facebook and all the mobile device with our new 7 news app. >> next newscast begins at 4:30 >> next newscast begins at 4:30 tomorrow morning. have a great [ male announcer ] pillsbury...
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jimmy kimmel knew that the us media would take the bait he conspired with kate and sam from the us to steaming coal state of the year of a wall suppose the wandering the hallways of her dora mean so she could be the comedian could not imagine the scale of the media frenzy that followed the seventy second clip shows the large canines as we walk passed around for the hallway at the top and let their teeth getting out from the door outside where we live in villages like to happen this fall while since i had to get it straight got a problem. maybe they also have this trait will probably be for the wolf of wall street on the wall of olympic village the wolf it's empty the lead from wall street to the movie thing. i did on him believe me up. that is until the wolf. well the ones who will accept nodding so cheap putting in a bbc studio in los angeles in a specially constructed for the occasion replica of the athletes dorm hallway in such a tense hour there is no wealth of safety we're all doomed. but that's not the point. the state with the whole the whole paradigm and created about all russ
jimmy kimmel knew that the us media would take the bait he conspired with kate and sam from the us to steaming coal state of the year of a wall suppose the wandering the hallways of her dora mean so she could be the comedian could not imagine the scale of the media frenzy that followed the seventy second clip shows the large canines as we walk passed around for the hallway at the top and let their teeth getting out from the door outside where we live in villages like to happen this fall while...
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here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. thank you for watching.ry nice. i'm very pleased to have you here. we have music from sara barielles. the bright eyed and bushy taled allison brie is with us. and zach efron is here. are there snakes in here? most of the south isn't prepared for that kind of cold. the cars in the south, their tires are made of rubber. so it's a problem on the- in alabama, more than 2,000 people abandoned vehicles along the atlanta highway. atlanta has essentially become a giant car max. so they sent the national guard in to help out. it's a big mess. but if you can get out there, you can take any car you want.
here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. thank you for watching.ry nice. i'm very pleased to have you here. we have music from sara barielles. the bright eyed and bushy taled allison brie is with us. and zach efron is here. are there snakes in here? most of the south isn't prepared for that kind of cold. the cars in the south, their tires are made of rubber. so it's a problem on the- in alabama, more than 2,000 people abandoned vehicles along the atlanta highway....
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. >> hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live."organ freeman, anna faris, lie witness news, and music from motley crue, with cleto and the cletones. and now, i might also mention, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for joining us. hollywood, home of the the world's dirtiest spider-man. the big television event tonight, not that -- one that -- not too many people want to watch but it's on every channel so we do anyway, the president's annual state of the union address. happy to say the state of the union for 2014 is colorado! congratulations. you're tiara is in the mail. the state of the union is an american tradition that goes all
. >> hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live."organ freeman, anna faris, lie witness news, and music from motley crue, with cleto and the cletones. and now, i might also mention, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for joining us. hollywood, home of the the world's dirtiest spider-man. the big television event tonight, not that -- one that -- not too many people want to watch but it's on every channel so we do anyway, the president's annual state of the union...
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. >> >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- liam neeson, josh groban, and dave salmoni with animals. with cleto and the cletones. and now, for the 2,000th time, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. for joining us in person. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate that. you know, it's a landmark night for our show tonight. it's a milestone. this show tonight is our 2,000th show. [ cheers and applause ] i have to say, honestly i only remember about eight of them. maybe. [ laughter ] you know, if this was oprah's 2,000th show you guys here in the studio audience would probably walk away with some pretty cool stuff. but -- [ cheers and applause ] it's not oprah. it's me. so you won't. [ laughter ] i can't believe i've done this 2,000 times. it's like enough already, right? i mean -- i think the last time i did something 2,000 times was checking facebook at my parents' house over thanksgiving. [ laughter ] we did so
. >> >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- liam neeson, josh groban, and dave salmoni with animals. with cleto and the cletones. and now, for the 2,000th time, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. for joining us in person. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate that. you know, it's a landmark night for our show tonight. it's a...
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>> hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live." from tonight, morgan freeman, anna faris, lie witness news, and music from motley crue, with cleto and the cletones. and now, i might also mention, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for joining us. hollywood, home of the the world's dirtiest spider-man. the big television event tonight, not that -- one that -- not too many people want to watch but it's on every channel so we do anyway, the president's annual state of the union address. happy to say the state of the union for 2014 is colorado! congratulations. you're tiara is in the mail. the state of the union is an american tradition that goes all the way back to george washington in 1790, although i don't think it was televised back then. but the first address broadcast live on television by a president was given by harry truman in 1947 and since then, it's really just an an mule competition between democrats and republicans who see who can fake clap the loudest. the president covered a lot of topics tonight. he
>> hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live." from tonight, morgan freeman, anna faris, lie witness news, and music from motley crue, with cleto and the cletones. and now, i might also mention, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for joining us. hollywood, home of the the world's dirtiest spider-man. the big television event tonight, not that -- one that -- not too many people want to watch but it's on every channel so we do anyway, the president's annual state of...
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goodbye for now >> from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live. tonight, kerry washington, michael strahan. this week in "unnecessary censorship" and music from jew ji y. and now isle tell you what else, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome to the show. thank you for coming out. you for braving the elements. little chunks of water fell from the sky on to me. all of a sudden i started getting wet. i didn't know what was going on. but i'm scared. we all are, you know? it doesn't rain much in southern california, especially this year, but when it does, it's very posh to rush inside immediately and turn on your local news. >> bob richards from sky 5 tonight. over chatsworth, the tfirst of two major storms. >> this islander in the sand right here is where the high tide was recently. >> more than two inches of rain could fall? the area by the end of the weekend. >> if you're watching channel 9 tonight, you're wet outside. >> racing for an epic downpour here on the red carpet. >> trust me, i was standing outside in the rain for several hours early this
goodbye for now >> from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live. tonight, kerry washington, michael strahan. this week in "unnecessary censorship" and music from jew ji y. and now isle tell you what else, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome to the show. thank you for coming out. you for braving the elements. little chunks of water fell from the sky on to me. all of a sudden i started getting wet. i didn't know what was going on. but i'm scared. we all are, you know? it...
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and now check it out, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] hey, does anyone want to buy a slightly used powerball ticket? one person, one ticket won the $425 million powerball jackpot. it was purchased at the dixon landing smef r ining chevron st of san jose. 1, 17, 35, 49, 55 and 34. now they tell us. i don't ever play the lottery. i don't think i've ever purchased a lottery ticket for myself. and i'll tell you why. because i know that if i did have a winning lottery ticket, i would lose it. i would immediately lose it. i would stash it somewhere that i thought was safe and then i would have no memory of where i stashed it. and spend the next 40 years tearing my house and car apart. so i'm glad i didn't win. you know, the olympics wrap up on sunday. and there are still a few big events. toll, the u.s. men's hockey team plays kwau s canada in the semi. the winner of that game will go on to play the winner of the other semifinal game between afghanistan and jamaica. this afternoon, the u.s. women's team faced off against canada in
and now check it out, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] hey, does anyone want to buy a slightly used powerball ticket? one person, one ticket won the $425 million powerball jackpot. it was purchased at the dixon landing smef r ining chevron st of san jose. 1, 17, 35, 49, 55 and 34. now they tell us. i don't ever play the lottery. i don't think i've ever purchased a lottery ticket for myself. and i'll tell you why. because i know that if i did have a winning lottery ticket, i would lose it. i...
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and now isle tell you what else, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome to the show. you for coming out.
and now isle tell you what else, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome to the show. you for coming out.
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does that open the door for any marketing opportunities with jimmy kimmel, abc, anything you have thoughtbout on that front? >> i know it opens the door and creates a need for us to aggressively remind audiences that that only is jimmy there already, but that show is really good heard you will see more support for the jimmy kimmel abc but acrossat a company because the competition is changing and it is clear that nbc is going to go after the incumbents in a big way, not just nbc but cbs as well there it we love the success of jimmy kimmel now that it has been moved to the earlier time. slot. >> whether it is broadcast or cable, the willingness of the pay-tv providers to a you for your content. cable consolidation is a big thing these days. charter,er cable and are they coming together? is that good or bad for disney? >> it doesn't have much of an act as far as we are concerned. we are abc, espn, disney. for instance, networks that are not only really well branded but in big demand because of their product. so whether it is consolidation or ownership of existing multichannel businesses cha
does that open the door for any marketing opportunities with jimmy kimmel, abc, anything you have thoughtbout on that front? >> i know it opens the door and creates a need for us to aggressively remind audiences that that only is jimmy there already, but that show is really good heard you will see more support for the jimmy kimmel abc but acrossat a company because the competition is changing and it is clear that nbc is going to go after the incumbents in a big way, not just nbc but cbs...
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. >> hav >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!ashton kutcher, from "12 years a slave", sarah paulson, and music from the head and the heart, with cleto and the cletones. and now, i just thought i would let you know, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm host of the show. thanks for watching. i know a lot of you are here just hiding out from the cops, but that's fine. you be cool, isle be cool. it will be cool. an estimated 700,000 fans lined the streets to cheer the super bowl champion seahawks. they say it was the largest gathering in the history of the city of the seattle. i think 700,000 is more people than live in the city of seattle. i don't know about parade. didn't anyone consider it might hurt the broncos' feelings.
. >> hav >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!ashton kutcher, from "12 years a slave", sarah paulson, and music from the head and the heart, with cleto and the cletones. and now, i just thought i would let you know, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm host of the show. thanks for watching. i know a lot of you are here just hiding out from the cops, but that's fine. you be cool, isle be cool. it will be cool. an estimated...