"jimmy kimmel live" is next. ss and music from kenny chesney. >>> i am jim gardner and for the entire "action news" team, good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- maya rudolph. from "american horror story", michael chiklis. and music from kenny chesney. with cleto and the cletones. and now, finally, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you, cleto. hi there, how are you? i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. that's

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jimmy kimmel live is next. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- taylor swift. from "how to get away with murder," alfred enoch. and "this week in unnecessary censorship." and now, i should also mention, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everyone. thank you, cleto. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. welcome, one and all. i'm glad you're in a good mood because we have a very big show for you tonight. taylor swift is on t

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we're on the jimmy kimmel show. >> jimmy: we'll check back in in a minute. don't think we have insurance for this, so be careful. i only wanted -- i only asked for one thing for my birthday this year and that was for oran "juice" jones to come to the show to do a song called "the rain." i remember the first time i heard it, it was 1986, i was in my red parachute pants and white reeboks. i was watching "family ties" and playing with my rue bix cube. this is a cautionary tale about a man who catches his woman walking in the rain with another man. well, here's a little bit of it. ♪ hey baby, how you doing ♪ come in here ♪ walking in the rain ♪ first thing's first ♪ let me hang up that coat ♪ holding hands ♪ you miss me ♪ i missed you so much ♪ i followed you today ♪ i saw you ♪ that's right ♪ now, close your mouth >> jimmy: that's right. he set her up with the hot chocolate on the stove and out of nowhere, she was cold busted. it's the strangest swiss miss commercial there ever was. so, later on, he's going to perform "the rain." cleto and i will be on backup v

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- nathan fillion. gina rodriguez. jimmy's halloween youtube challenge. and music from fall out boy. and now, places, everybody. here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. thank you, cleto. that's very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thanks for being on time. that's nice. well, i'm glad you're in a good mood. i am -- i am also in a particularly good mood today and i have to admit, all the credit goes to daylight savings time. i hate it in april, i love it in november. i woke up at 7:00 this morning, it was really 8:00. i got to work at 9:00, it was really 10:00. i feel like i'm an hour ahead of the world. i'm springing forward, though we're technically falling back. i'd like to see us fall back once a month. i'd do it all the time. friday, of course, was halloween. imagine if you didn't know that, by the way. what are all these monsters doing at my front door? friday was halloween. interesting fact. you ca

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. >>> jimmy kimmel use it?> i was wondering how many people who know who joe biden is an an experiment we a camera crew out hollywood boulevard. i think you know where this is headed. (laughter). >> and once they got there, we had them -- we specifically picked americans. we asked americans very simple question, and that question was, who is joe biden? (laughter). >> okay? and here's how that went. >> who is joe biden. >> i have no idea. >> you want to take a guess? >> a man. >> who a joe biden? >> joe biden? wasn't he our governor? >> i think he's the governor of something. >>> can you believe that? seriously. we did the same thing here in philadelphia and 100% of the people i asked on the street new exact who'll joe by didn't was. >> we're smarter and also from delaware. jimmy kimmel always good for a few viral videos during the year. but did you know he is one of the most dangerous celebrities to search for on the internet. >> that's right. >>> mcafee that anti virus, you know, software. >> the company. >> t

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he is quite a player. >> jimmy kimmel is next.lizabeth banks and music from nickelback. car karekaren rogers with traff. jim gardner, the entire "action news" team we'll see you tomorrow. i am rick williams. bundle up tomorrow right? >>> yes. >>announcer:"action news" is sponsored by elkin chevrolet. an. and music from nickelback. and now, for your information, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi there. i want to tell y

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>> his face. >> jimmy: i told you not to use that face. >> are you excited to meet jimmy kimmel? >> of course i am. >> tell me why. >> i think he's fantastic and i watch him a lot. >> this is jimmy. >> hi, guys, how are you. >> jodi. >> nice to meet you. have a seat, guys. can i get jodi over here. >> where are you guys from? >> new york. >> you watch the show a lot? >> yeah. >> what is my favorite part. >> the kyra sedgwick thing the other night. >> that was really good. tell me again what happened. >> with kyra? the smoking part, that was funny. >> right here, guys. right here. awesome. look to the left real quick. >> jimmy: good to meet you guys. >> you, too, thank you. >> thank you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: did you guys sense anything was wrong when you were taking pictures before? >> no. nothing happened. >> jimmy: you're not policemen, i hope. >> no. i'm a lawyer though. >> jimmy: really? >> right here, guys. >> is he doing rabbit ears? i have an 8-year-old who likes to do that. >> it was great meeting you. >> nice meeting you, too. go sun devils. thank you. nice to meet you.

♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you.ost of the show. appreciate you coming. thank you for watching at home.

. >> "jimmy kimmel live" next on channel 6 followed by night lane. featuring two chains. "action news" contains at 5:30 for cecily tynan, jeff skversky, ducis rogers and the entire "action news" team, i'm jim gardner have a good night and "action news" team, i'm jim gardner have a good night and great weekend >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, one direction. from "how to get away with murder," tom verica. celebrities read mean tweets. and music from jessie j featuring 2 chainz. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming.

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and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. your enthusiasm is noted and appreciated. hey, guess who's on the show tonight? one direction is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that doesn't seem so important right now because apparently someone is being murdered. all five members of one direction are here. why do girls scream when they see their favorite pop stars? do you think it's genetic? i wonder if millions of years ago there was some handsome neanderthal playing a gourd and all the neanderthal women went ah! in any event, it's very exciting. i've already fainted nine times. lots of people have lined up in the alley in the back of our studio. it's like tween skid row out there. one young woman who has been here since last night, actually she came yesterday afternoon, like, what are you doing here? she's like i'm going to sleep over. she left in the alley overnight, not even to come into

blinds for life. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by at&t. it was a shame. he was all dressed up. i'm sorry. but first, the album is called "with a little help from my fwends", playing the title track with help from their friends morgan delt and grace potter -- these are the flaming lips. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ what would you think if i sang out of tune would you stand up and walk out on me ♪ ♪ lend me your ears and i'll sing you a song and i'll try not to sing out of key ♪ ♪ oh i get by with a little help from my friends ♪ ♪ i get high with a little help from my friends ♪ ♪ going to try with a little help from my friends ♪ ♪ ♪ what do i do when my love is away does it worry you to be alone ♪ ♪ how do i feel at the end of the day are you sad because you're on your own ♪ ♪ no, i get by with a little help from my friends ♪ ♪ yeah i get high with a little help from my friends ♪ ♪ going to try with a little help from my friends ♪ ♪ do you need anybody i just need someone to love could it be anybody i want somebody to love ♪ ♪ would you belie

♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there, welcome.the host. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. so glad you could be here short notice. well, that's very nice. i'm glad you're excited. we have an exceptional show for you tonight. jennifer aniston is here tonight. which is the reason why there's a rainbow over our building right now. a rare nighttime rainbow. jennifer is here to encourage us to see her new movie "horrible bosses 2" and she has a new book "please stop asking me about the rachel." tonight, jennifer has graciously agreed to partake in -- only our second time doing this, the celebrity curse-off. this is where celebrities stand face to face and say terrible words to each other until one of them is left standing. the first time we did this, julia roberts went up against sally field and, well, here's how that went. you have five seconds, begin. >> all right. oh, okay. [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: all right. now we go to sally. >> okay. [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: julia? >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: sally? >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: i was shocke

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here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, everyone. that's very nice. hi, everybody, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. that's very nice. welcome to hollywood, california. this is where it all happens here in hollywood. if you want to see where the stars live. if you want to see where the movies get made. if you want to see a panhandler dressed as spider-man asking for cigarettes, this is the place to be. we got some major news today here in hollywood. the title of the much anticipated new "star wars" movie was revealed today. i love it. the seventh movie will be called "star wars: eluketric boogaloo." that's not the real title. "star wars: the force awakens." this is a good sign. all the best movies give the plot away. the empire strikes back. now the force awakens. we know the good guys are going to win in this one. i'm looking forward to the new movies. i don't know if you know this,