look at jimmy kimmel, right there. >> thank you so much, jimmy kimmel. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: bring him in the studio, okay? all right, all right, >> jimmy: tonight on the show we have music from annie lennox, jeff van gundy & mark jackson is here and we'll be right back with anna faris. and the guy, hopefully, with the fish. [cheers and applause] ♪ looks like 20 feet... ugghhh (crashing)! at intel, they have this technology. you can take a picture and measure the distance - before you jump. intel. this is where it all changes. ♪ at with a great sandwich onrts the new "simple 6 menu." with six of our best six-inch subs, like the tender turkey breast, plus any bag of chips and a 21-ounce drink, for just $6 every day. without breaking up with your current phone. can you imagine? running into your old phone after you get a new phone? awkward. the bring your own phone plan. keep your phone. network. number. half the cost. straight talk wireless. with the card most accepted in the philadelphia region, you have the compassion and security of blue cross

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and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you for watching, thank you for coming. well, did are did you know that today is national weather persons day? [ cheers and applause ] no you didn't. even weather persons don't know that it's national weather persons day. this is the day on which we pay tribute to the men and women who bravely stand out in the middle of the fiercest, most brutal winter storms, risking their lives, for absolutely no reason whatsoever. and on our national weather persons day, everything i will say in the monologue tonight will be half wrong. i want to wish berth day wishes to sekari momoi, also known as the world's oldest man, turned 112 years old today. these lived in tokyo, japan. there he is. having a hell of a time. he was born in 1903. this guy, he's seen the rise of the automobile, the television, computers, justin bieber, you name it, he's seen it. now he is the oldest man in the world. which by the way is not a great title to lose. because it's

and now, i won't argue, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice.y name is jim, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all you guys for coming. i'm appreciative. hey, i just want you to know, advance warning, if i pass out tonight it's because i'm starving myself to fit into my gown on sunday. the oscars are on sunday. we have a special show after the oscar show i think will be worth staying up late to watch, our 10th annual "after the oscars" special, john travolta will be here, you would see people you would never expect to see on a comedy show. we have a great lineup this year. if you don't think you can stay up that late, make sure to set your dvr. you'll want to watch the whoeg thing all the way through. if you want to set your dvr right now, i will stay still so you can hit pause and do it. you ready? hit the pause button. okay, are we back? all right. it would be great if you'd do that with your family? pause your mother while you check instagram. gallup today, the polling company, released this annual well-being index wh

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, kristen bell, chris elliott, britt from "the bachelor", and music from big sean with cleto and cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thanks for watching at home. how many of you are here visiting from the east coast? [cheers and applause] i think you picked a great week to abandon your children. you really did. it's like 70 degrees here today, and i think it was no-degrees on the east coast. they had to close federal offices in washington, d.c. congress was forced to get nothing done from home today. it's so cold in boston, bill belichick had to wear a hoodie today. that's a football joke. this is how snowy it is in boston. what do you do when your mailbox gets snowed in? you grab a hockey stick and a bucket. [cheers and applause] people have been very resourceful. this is from nebraska. in nebraska, somebody converted the entry to their front door as a second fridge for their alcohol. and this is what happens when a frozen delivery guy brings you a pizza. he's de

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. >>> jimmy kimmel live coming up after "action news" and here's jimmy with a preview of tonight's show. >> thanks, jim, hello philadelphia, we spent all day working on just for you, just tell us, ruin the whole thing. >> live in that town. >> for walking dead. >> yes. to do everything under the sun. free to cruise at their own speed... free to explore their own way... free to discover a new world of taste... free to smile wider... applaud louder... free to live fuller, deeper, and closer... that's how you cruise like a norwegian. ♪ cruise like a norwegian book now with four free offers worth up to $3,500 in value. are winter won't last forever look no further then jersey shore. now tonight, necessarily but a stretch of the ocean city boardwalk near wonder land pier is back opened. repairs on the 600 block of the board, wrapped up thursday, six weeks ahead of schedule. this is was the second phase of the five-year plan to replace every planning, between fifth and 12th street. >>> jimmy kimmel live next on channel six filled by night line. jimmy's guest tonight benedict cumberbatch, and

and now, let's get to it, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: all right, very nice. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. welcome, welcome, thank you for watching. we've got a big show for you tonight. on the heels of winning one of the craziest football games ever last night, from the super bowl champion new england patriots rob gronkowski is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] rob is 6'6", 265 pounds. so if anyone knows any good polish jokes this might be a good night to keep them to yourself. the whole gronkowski family is with us right here in the audience. [ cheers and applause ] this is amazing. they travel in a vehicle known as the gronk party bus. it's the official party bus of the gronk family. the driver is a guy named goon. that's not his nickname, he was born a goon. so we're going to have fun tonight. i'm told the gronks have not slept all night. they say the best thing to do when you've been up all night drinking is go right on television. tonight we'll be joined by eva longoria, w

sunday night the 10th annual "jimmy kimmel live after the oscars" special.how that gave birth to "i'm f-ing ben affleck", "the handsome men's club", "movie the movie", "channing all over your tatum." it's the biggest show of the year. our guest that night will be john travolta and we have many more surprises in store. that is this sunday night after the oscars and your late local news. please join us. we work very hard on that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know our first guest from many superb performances from "sherlock holmes" to "star trek" to "smaug" on sunday, he's nominated for best actor with best name at the academy awards for his performance in "the imitation game" it is in theatres now. please welcome newlywed benedict cumberbatch. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> good. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you very much, wow. wow. >> jimmy: thanks for coming. i'm so impressed. because, you know, people cancel on us for bad reasons sometimes. >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, i was out too late the night before. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you g

say thank you to jimmy kimmel. >> oh my goodness! thank you, jimmy kimmel!> jimmy: you're welcome, you're welcome, enjoy. >> thank you! oh my goodness. >> jimmy: all right. thank you to volvo, congratulations to jill. that was nice, right? nobody ever gets quite as excited as they should with this stuff, right? the big story this week, for better or worse, is what the media has been referring to, annoyingly, as deflategate. when the patriots played the colts in the afc championship game, somehow air came out of some of the balls that they used. patriots quarterback tom brady and coach bill belichick have spent a lot of time this week denying they had anything to do with that. the nfl now is reportedly focusing on a patriots locker room attendant. they want to know if he did it, and if he did do it, why did tom brady ask him to do it? because if he did, that means he lied to everyone in this press conference. when there's a high-profile crime, all of a sudden a bunch of people come forward and claim they did it. like when the lindbergh baby was kidnapped a bu

and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thanks for coming.hanks for watching. it's very nice. i appreciate it. i'm glad you made it tonight because one of our guests tonight did not make it. viola davis, she was supposed to get on a flight home from ohio, but she got stuck there because of the weather. turns out mother nature is the only woman more powerful than shonda rhymes. so viola will join us via web chat tonight to discuss the big season finale of "how to get away with murder." turns out they got away with it. then oscar winner common will be here. from "game of thrones." "cinderella." richard madden is with us. we've got music from liv warfield is here. but i think you'll like that. [ cheers and applause ] all of that, no disrespect to anyone, but all of that pales in comparison to what happened just north of phoenix today in sun city, arizona, llamas on the loose. did you see this? two llamas that belonged to a mobile petting zoo, they were part of a demonstration at a care center for the elderly. and then they decided they didn't wa

and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you, hi, everybody. a spirit of harmony tonight, and i wondered if it has anything to do with the big news from apple? did you hear about this? you know what imoges are, the little sad faces and it will event lay replace all language as we know it. for some reason, until now, the only people emoenlys you could get on your phone were white people imoges. you could send a little cartoon, but you could not send a people of color. there were 14 different imoges of train. no black people until yesterday. apple announced that at long last they're putting out what they call diverse imoge, which means we've finally achieved imoge equality here in the united states. put them up on the big screen. you can see these emoenlys represent, we do not make these up. these are real, by the way. we have black guy, slightly less black guy. white guy, whiter guy. i don't know who this guy is to be honest with you, and pac man colored guy. so there you go. racism is officially over. congratulations, we did it! [cheers and app

♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's very nice. thank you, cleto. hi, everybody, i'm jimmy kimmel, thanks to you for coming. thanks for watching at home. welcome to the least exclusive afterparty in town. i'm glad you're still with us. i know it was a long show. is that polish guy still on stage talking about his kids? here's the thing. there are a lot of awards they gave out. if you win for best short film, you don't get to make a long speech. [ laughter ] if you can't be bothered to make a whole movie -- you get to thank one of your parents and that's it. it was raining all day today here in hollywood. the red carpet was soaked. pul giuliana rancic. you know her, from e news, we lost her down a storm drain. unbelievable. the first day it rains in l.a. in i don't know how many weeks is oscar sunday. i think we finally have definitive proof that gold d is black. this was the whitest oscars since 1998. which, on one hand, is a bummer, but on the other hand, congratulations to white people. we did it again. it was also the most predi

>>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, jeff bridges -- from "the walking dead," lauren cohan -- and music from jeff bridges and the abiders -- with cleto and the cletones -- and now, to set things off, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. a great night. welcome, welcome. you know, there's a big parade in boston today. thousands of people gathered to cheer on their super bowl champion new england patriots. the parade was originally supposed to go on yesterday. but they moved it because it was snowing there. thousands of people again showed up, including super bowl mvp tom brady, coach bill belichick, and this man who was here with us the other night, that is rob gronkowski, the tight end. somebody threw him a beer on the thing, you can see. and of course rob enjoyed that beer. and then he enjoyed some more of that beer. and then he spiked the beer. and this is a guy who knows how to have a good t

. >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- bill o'reilly, from "fashion police," kelly osbourne, from "the bachelor," ashley i. and "mash-up monday" with morris day and the haim. with cleto and the cletones. and now, let's get to it. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we have so much to get to tonight. there's so much television that badly needs to be commented on. tonight's episode of "the bachelor" was maybe the best one ever. we have not even a moment to waste so let's get to it. first of all, did any of you watch the grammy awards last night, on sunday night? [ cheers and applause ] why don't i believe that? it's quite -- it was like a three-hour muse call episode of "ncis," this grammy award stuff. there were a lot of big stars there. let's see, who was there? ac/dc, pharell, paul mccartney, rihanna, prince came out in that bright orange shower curtain. i think that's why the doves were crying. sam smith

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we had microphones. >> were you jimmy kimmel there? >> jimmy: legally, yes.e known who i was. nobody wants to talk to us until we saw you. we said, hey, we snuck in he would you mind doing an interview with us? and you said were you guys hungry, and got us food, and put food down in front of us, and went off on your merry way. thank you. that's a pretty nice thing to do. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you, i would have starved to death without you. john travolta saved my life that night. how would were you at your first oscar show? >> i was 23. one of the youngest people ever nominated. >> jimmy: who did you go to the show with? >> mylp mother and father. and she turned to my dad and said, did he win? and he said no. and she said good. and that was because she wanted me to have something to look forward. i actually didn't want to win. and when stallone said, that young, new -- i said, oh, god, i have nothing to say. richard and when tom hanks won, i said, i was hoping you'd win. he said, really? why? i said, it's just easier if you win. >> jimmy: and you prese

and now, in person, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: i am jimmy, i am the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. it's very nice. don't think i don't appreciate it. valentine's day is coming. it's coming up -- valentine's day is the one night of the year when it's acceptable to go to the drugstore specifically to buy a big stuffed animal and a box of condoms. so you have to take advantage. can't do that on christmas eve. this is nutfy. this is a real thing. it's weird enough to give your pet a valentine' day gift which a lot of people do. it's even weirder to get something from your pet for valentine's day. these are actual cards from valentine's day card sections of the supermarket. where people -- i guess -- i don't know. maybe the spouse will buy the card and then give it to his wife or vice versa or i don't know what. but it's a card from the dog. spending time with you is one of the happiest things in my life. happy valentine's day from the dog who thinks the world of you. there's a

>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- neil patrick harris. from "girls," gillian jacobs. anthony anderson. and music from rascal flatts. with cleto and the cletones. and now, nobody move. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. hello, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for coming. i'm glad you're here. because a big day for catholics today. it's ash wednesday. thank you for not big giving me for lent. guillermo, you're catholic, are you giving up anything for for lent? >> guillermo: not this year. >> jimmy: not this year? did you go to church today? >> guillermo: no, jimmy. >> jimmy: you're in a lot of trouble with the lord, i'm telling you right now. anybody watch the westminster dog show? [ cheers and applause ] 39th annual westminster kennel club dog show. there were nearly 3,000 competitors from 192 different breeds evaluated in seven different categories. the most complicated way to find out who's a good boy you can possibly imagine. this westminster dog show that is everything. it combines the excitement of w

we had a chance to sit down with jimmy kimmel today on his set actually in his seat, how cool is thated about preparations for the big show on sunday, a lineup including oscar nominees from benedict cumberbatch to eddie redmayne. he has other stairs meal la kuehne this jennifer aniston involved and some of kimmel's all time favorites. do you get star struck i always wonder that. >> every once in awhile, yeah. john travolta is our guest and i met him once very briefly -- actually i met him twice very briefly. i got to tell the story on the show. >> reporter: i like this we're crafting the show together. >> i snuck into the oscars many years ago when i was a radio dj here in l.a. and we sneaked into the after party and i had a microphone like in my wrist and we interviewed john travolta he was very nice to us and he said are you guys hungry and we said yeah, we are and he went to the buffet and got us food. >> reporter: i love it. you think, kimmel also says he grew up idolizing john travolta as danny. his after the oscars special is on after the oscars and after "action news" on sunday

whole milk half caff latte with two splendas, please. >> jimmy: hey, he got my order. >> it's jimmy kimmellet's go! >> with cream? >> come on. let's go. >> thanks, appreciate it. >> jimmy: i think i lost some of the whipped cream. okay. oh my goodness. guillermo, will you just clear the way there? i don't want anybody to get hurt when he come bursting back in. there we go. [ cheers and applause ] >> hang on, hang on. >> jimmy: thank you. i appreciate that. where's yours? >> dang! >> jimmy: you forgot your own. all right. that's j.j. watt. he's going to be here a little bit later on. [ cheers and applause ] there's nothing in the cup. tonight on the show, music from zz top, j.j. watt is here, we'll be right back with channing tatum! [ cheers and applause ] mouths are watering, lemons are squeezing, and stomachs are growling. or is it just me? every minute between you and red lobster's lobsterfest feels like an eternity. and who could blame you for craving our largest variety of succulent lobster dishes all year? dishes like dueling lobster tails. with one tail topped with creamy shrimp and

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and now, here's jimmy kimmel! a a >> jimmy: tonight on the show music from charli xcx. >>> how many in the audience are here specifically to get away from the cold? [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: how many are here specifically to get away from your families? [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: it's sunny and 75 degrees today. i don't say that to rub it in. today i tried to make a snow angel, a kid ran me over on a bike. winter decided to skip us and focus on the east coast. linus was blanketed with heavy snow, which is right, he did carry a blanket. boston had more than 16 inches of snow yesterday. it had more than 40 inches in a week, which 40 inch, do you know what you would look like in 40 inches of snow you would look something like this. [ applause ] one good thing about the snow, it makes the local news more interesting. this is from our local affiliate in boston. they're getting ready for a live shot and wound up witnessing this. >> oh! >> are you rolling that? are you guys okay? this is a hit-and-run. this is

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. >> have a great night and see >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, david spade, from "fresh off the boat" randall park, and music from the band perry. with cleto and cletones. and now, take my word for it, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy, host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks all of you for coming. i have to say i really feel the -- the love in the air tonight. valentine's day is imminent. tomorrow's the 12th. have any of you valentine's day planned yet? i pray that you have. it's saturday and it's supposedly going to be more expensive this year. this year men will spend an average of $116 on valentine's day. and women's will spend around $77. in other words, guys, unless you have the good sense to be gay you're getting ripped off. americans who expect to spend a record $18.9 billion on valentine's gifts this weekend. if they don't, there's going to be hell to pay. i thought this was interesting. a lot of women give themselves flowers for valentine's day. a lot of men give themselves sex.

and now, here's jg jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i love your enthusiasm. we have a -- we have a very good show for you tonight. elizabeth henstridge, sam hunt, and the always wonderful will smith is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] will will definitely not remember this story but i was at a lakers game probably in like 1998. and at the time i was hosting a game show on comedy central called "win ben stein's money" cohosting. nobody knew who i was. my friend brought a game, his seats under the bass basket, will smith is courtside in the middle. a half hour before the game started he was there with a friend. he stood up and waved in our direction. and i just sat there. he kept waving. until i finally said to byron, do you know will smith? and he said, no. so i look behind me to see who he's waving at. when i look back, he and his friend are laughing. and they're waving and laughing. and like, who the

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