>> still not paid for by jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, there. before that do you have a rinnai tankless water heater? if you don't, call your plumber right this second to have one installed. they're energy efficient and provide an endless supply of hot water. to demonstrate, we put a shower out on hollywood boulevard, and invited pedestrians to get into it. >> guillermo: who wants to take a nice warm shower? you want to take a shower? >> no, thank you. >> guillermo: do you want to take a shower? >> no, thank you. >> guillermo: ready to take a shower? >> of course i am. >> water thanks to rinnai tankless water heaters. >> it's warm. i'll stay here all day. >> guillermo: bring a book? >> magazine would be great. >> guillermo: how's the water? >> it's warm. >> guillermo: this is my shower pinata. >> watch out now. >> guillermo: are you enjoying the shower? i'm trying to get you a magazine or book. the water's still warm? >> it's warm, it's very good. >> fabulous. >> guillermo: oh, yeah. whoo! you want to look at my moustache? >> perfect. >> guiller

>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- j.k. simmons - from viceland, action bronson - and music from air. and now, if it's all right with you, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: hi, how you doing? thank you very much. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. thanks for all the noise. before we start tonight, i have a message. those of you who have been posting your opinions about who won the debate last night on facebook. here's the thing. anyone who already agreed with you will continue to agree with you. anyone who didn't, won't. [ laughter ] next time, instead of writing out a long, passionate thing, take a nap, you'll be glad you did. how many of you watched the debate last night? [ cheers and applause ] at least half of you are lying, i justno if i have to go around and interrogate everyone, i will. as predicted, this was the most-watched debate in the history of ever. more than 84 americans watched on television alone. they covered national security, the economy, rosie o'donne

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank my i guests and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first, their album is called "twenty "kelly watch the stars," air! ? ? ? ? kelly watch the stars kelly watch the stars kelly watch the stars kelly watch the stars ? ? the stars the stars ? kelly watch the stars kelly watch the stars kelly watch the stars ? kelly watch the stars kelly watch the stars kelly watch the stars kelly watch the stars ? ? ? ? ? ? ? kelly watch the stars kelly watch the stars kelly watch the stars kelly watch the stars ? ? ? kelly watch the stars kelly watch the stars kelly watch the stars ? ? kelly watch the stars kelly watch the stars kelly watch the stars kelly watch the stars ? ? kelly watch theta [ cheers and applause ] ? ? ? ? ? ? >>> this is "nightline." >> tonight -- >> did anybody see that debate last night? >> the political aftershocks after the most-watched presidential debate in history. both candidates claiming v

and jimmy kimmel kept the three-hour show moving... poking some jokes at the nominees including "apprentice" producer mark burnett. jimmy kimmel nats: "who is to blame for donald trump? that guy. mar (off cam tag) in hollywood, michael tammero, fox news.>> coming up on more at 9... a celebrity stylist joins us live to talk about the fashion hits and misses on the red carpet. an act of compassion and teamwork on the field. "we want robby. we want robby." find out why they "want robby" next. the paralympics in rio wraps up with ceremony tribute. how the athletes morning with dave hall, maria silva, monica jackson, jason feinberg , . weather 24/7 with cassandra jones and traffic solutions this morning. the cooler temps are a sure sign of fall. we will officially welcome autumn on thursday. the fall equinox marks the first day of fall in the northern hemisphere. no matter where you are in the world... the equinox means that day and night are almost the exact same length... 12 hours a piece. so get out there and enjoy your final few days of

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank kaley cuoco, phil rosenthal and apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first, their album, "oh my my" comes out october 7th. here with the song "kids," [ cheers and applause ] ? ? days when we'd fight we'd fight til i would give in ? ? yeah perfect disasters we were reaching reaching for the rafters hey ? ? and on most of the days we were searching for ways ? ? to get up and get out of the town that we were raised yeah cause we were done ? ? i remember we were sleeping in cars we were searching for oz ? ? we were burning cigars with white plastics tips til we saw the sun and we said crazy things like ? ? i refuse to look back thinking days were better just because they're younger days ? ? i don't know what's around the corner we'll never change ? ? back when we were kids swore we would never die you and me were kids swear that we'll never die ? ? lights down and we drive and we're drivin

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- kaley cuoco -- from "i'll have what phil's having," phil rosenthal. and music from onerepublic. and now, after all -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] this is the moto van. that's very nice. this if you're wondering, this is the first piece of carry-on luggage you can drive. this is a little -- you drive it through the airport, you drive it to the sin that bon, to the hudson news. if you're a drug dealer load it up with drugs and use it as a getaway car. this is one of those ideas that started as, you know what would be awesome? a piece of luggage you could drive to the airport but then nobody had the sense to stop, they kept going with the and a million dollars later they carefully up with this. but we have some fun planned with the motobag tonight. later on kaley cuoco and i are going to race -- i don't know what these people are cheering for but we are going to race out on hollywood boulevard on these motorized suitcases until one of us veers into traffic and

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is >> dicky: the >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank my i guests and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first, their album is called "twenty years," here with the song "kelly watch the stars," air! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? kelly watch ? kelly watch the stars kelly watch the stars kelly watch the stars ? ? the stars t ? the stars the stars ? kelly watch the stars kelly watch the stars kelly watch the stars ? kelly watch ? kelly watch the stars kelly watch th kelly watch the stars kelly watch the stars kelly watch th kelly watch the stars ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? kelly watch ? kelly watch the stars kelly watch kelly watch the stars kelly watch the stars kelly watch th kelly watch the stars ? ? kelly watch the stars kelly watch the stars kelly watch the stars ? ? kelly watch ? kelly watch the stars kelly watch the stars kelly watch the stars kelly watch th kelly watch the stars ? ? kelly watch the stars ? [ cheers and a [ cheers and applause ] ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- kaley cuoco -- from "i'll have what phil's having," phil rosenthal. and music from onerepublic. and now, after all -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ?

jimmy kimmel live is up next.. and remember.. we're always on at ktnv.com >> dicky: from hollywood, it's ?jimmy kimmel live?! tonight -- eddie murphy. from "stranger things" gaten matarazzo. and music from schoolboy q featuring e-40. and now, you know what? here's jimmy kimmel! ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. thanks for watching. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad i'm here tonight. we have a great show for you. eddie murphy is here with us tonight.

who would you rather, scott eastwood or jimmy kimmel?what's your answer, by the way? >>> travel consideration provided by -- >>> all right. so before we go, we've got a question for you. who would you rather, jimmy kimmel or scott eastwood. >> oh, client eastwood. >> he's not one of the choices. >> i'm making him one. >> in a live game of who would you rather ellen posed the same question. here it is in case you missed it. >> who'd you rather? >> scott. >> try a smolder, if you can. >> no, that's not good. >> sort of lean into it, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> no, no. >> my father isn't clint eastwood. >> who'd you rather? >> wow. >> who'd you rather? >> oh, gosh. he looks like he has a comfortable bed at home. >> scott sleeps on rocks. >> don't pay him any mind. ellen has something she wants to ask you. >> who'd you rather? >> oh, jimmy. he's in bed with me every night. >> thank you, lori. do you mind if i kiss you? >> poor jimmy. it's all about quality, not quantity. >> please. >> there you go. now you got two. i'm on your side. have a great

"jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- denzel washington from and now, by the power vested in me -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. that's very kind. i'll say something. there are a lot of important and life-threatening and world-changing things going on lately. sometimes it seems like more than ever. but none of them are as foundation-shaking as the news we received about brad and angelina today. i'm sure you've heard, angelina jolie filed for divorce from brad pitt. and of course all the celebrity gossip magazines are claiming victory. you know they broke this story, they broke the story every week for the last 11 years. [ laughter ] over and over and over again. until finally it came true. i don't know, brad and angelina, it's very sad news for them, also great nude for tom hiddleston and taylor swift who don't have to be on this coverage anymore. apparently the reason they're getting divorce is sh

. >> there were other hilarious moments from last night including jimmy kimmel trying to get to the show ends up late with james corden and of course karaoke. another skit jimmy kimmel is trying to get to the ceremony and hires an uber driver that looks real familiar. >> you are driving? >> yeah, i'm in between jobs right now. you can make $12 an hour. >> jeb bush and he played it up well. they get into an awkward conversation and jeb tel positive campaign is theee to success. he says did you get nominated and he says i wonder what that's like. he kicked him out of the car. >>> it was really cute. >> a cool new park. the reason the country's new water park is setting such records coming up. >> a report card and it's not up. >> the largest water park standing at 29,000 square feet has the capacity to hold up to 500 people and shaped in the new logo of the city of dubai. outlet for adults and children to climb on a jungle gym floating park. and get a workout in the process. >> jimmy kimmel gets his mother involved in the show and makes a snack for the audience. >> you show without dishing

on "jimmy kimmel live," >> dicky: from hollywood it's “jimmy kimmel live”!kendall jenner, and music from kiefer sutherland with cleto and the cletones. and now, stay focused, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. welcome. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming.

"trick or treat." >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy:ie driver and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next, but this is his album called "hard to love." here with the song "no limit" with a little help from people all over the world, usher! ♪ ♪ usher ♪ jimmy kimmel ♪ people around the world dance with me now ♪ ♪ make you say uh no limit got that master p no limit baby give you that black card no limit ♪ ♪ just know when you roll with somebody like me there's no limit baby ♪ ♪ make you say uh no limit i c-murder that no limit baby give you that ghetto d girl no limit ♪ ♪ just know when you roll with somebody like me there's no limit baby ♪ ♪ you know you fine baby you know that you fine i'm just tryna make you mine ♪ ♪ tryna make you mine yeah i'm tryna make you mine put a tingle in your spine ♪ ♪ we got to vibe we got a wave you should ride on it all the places i could take you girl is limitless ♪ ♪ so if you never been girl i would just love to take you there ♪ ♪ you don't have to worry 'bout a thing i got it le

on jimmy kimmel, tom hanks.od night. >> dicky: from hollywood - it's >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- tom hanks. and music from kaleo. and now, as merritt of -- and now, as a matter of fact, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i'm happy that you are happy. i really am. you picked a great night to join us.

jimmy: why do you say that? >> it's just my karma. am i say, kimmel, you're the greatest in the world, tomorrow you'll be >> jimmy: okay. >> my interview style, obviously, we've been doing this 20 years, everybody knows, is confrontational. if i think a political person is not telling the truth or doesn't have the right point of view, i say that. and so trump and i have a long-term relationship. we've known each other for years. he takes a lot of guff from me that he wouldn't take from other people. >> jimmy: i want to play a clip from your interview on monday with donald trump. >> your profile, arab or muslim >> well, we have no choice. look, israel does it and israel does it very successfully. >> they do it at the airport. >> well, they do it. they do it. when they see somebody that they'd like to talk to, that they'd like to look at, that they'd like to maybe open up their satchel and take a look what's inside, they do it. >> jimmy: isn't that unamerican, to suggest that we should be racially profiling americans? >> you know, i don't think so. >> j

and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching, thank you for coming. i appreciate it. remember the iphone you bought

>> i said i'm with insect zoo coming on the jimmy kimmel show, and everybody says wow, of course that's legitimate. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. all right. >> these are some of my favorites. >> jimmy: what are these? >> these we call the jesus christ wasps. >> jimmy: when people see them they go, jesus christ! >> that's one reason. they'll feel it if they get stung. the other reason is they're like a helicopter, they land in the middle and go buzzzz, land, tank up with water, and up. >> jimmy: just like jeelss sus it's a lot safer than being on the edge with things that are going to eat you. >> jimmy: these aren't going to get out, are they? >> we can open the jar. >> jimmy: no. >> doesn't the audience want to see them in the air? they're very flight-worthy. >> jimmy: i'm sure they're great, yeah, we'll take your word for that. what else do you have? >> these guys in contrast to the other ones -- >> jimmy: you've been stung by this? >> unfortunately, yes. >> jimmy: oh, boy. >> would you like to take a look >> jimmy: yeah, no i don't. >> look how beautiful. >> jimmy: what if they fly out

jimmy kimmel ? ? people around the world dance no limit got that master p no limit baby give you that black card no limit ? ? just know when you roll with somebody like me there's no limit baby ? ? make you say uh no limit i c-murder that no limit baby give you that ghetto d girl no limit ? ? just know when you roll with somebody like me there's no limit baby ? ? you know you fine baby you know that you fine i'm just tryna make you mine ? ? tryna make you mine yeah i'm tryna make ? we got to vibe we got a wave you should ride on it all the places i could take you girl is limitless ? ? so if you never been girl i would just love to take you there ? ? you don't have to worry 'bout a thing i got it let me show you better than ? ? cause i may not know you just let me hold you you be my soldier and you from the 'nolia ? ? make you say uh no limit give you that black card ? ? no limit just know when you roll with somebody like me there's no limit baby ? ? make you say uh no limit i c-murder that no limit ba

jimmy kimmel live?! tonight -- armie hammer, from ?notorious?, piper perabo, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from damian ?jr. gong? marley and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, everybody. thank you very coming. i am jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. thanks for everything, really. for those of you visiting, welcome to hollywood, welcome to

: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!onight -- sarah jessica parker. from "black-ish," daveed diggs. and music from dan and shay. and now, and why not -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i don't want to spoil the mood but here's a warning. on do any of y

and now, as merritt of -- and now, as a matter jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i'm happy that you are happy. i really am. you picked a great night to join us. tom hanks is here tonight.

on "jimmy kimmel live," >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, bob odenkirk, kendall jenner, and music from kiefer sutherland with cleto and the cletones. and now, stay focused, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. welcome. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. i'm impressed i should say. you were able to fight your way through the paparazzi to be here tonight. a lot of photographers in our alley tonight. i'm not sure if they're here for bob odenkirk or kendall jenner because they're really almost the same person. [ laughter ] bob is the emmy nominated star of "better call saul." we called saul. [ cheers and applause ] kendall jenner is a model who's on the cover of the new issue of "vogue" magazine. being on the cover of the september issue of "vogue" is a very big deal because the fall fashions are revealed. guillermo, it would be like if you were on the front of a tequila bottle on cinco de mayo. >> guillermo: that's right, yeah. [ laughter ] [ cheers

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and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching, thank you for coming. i appreciate it. last year? it was the coolest thing you ever put on your face? well, as of 12:00 this afternoon, your phone sucks now. apple introduced the new iphone. tich phone 7 today. i have to say i should have seen this coming. after the iphone 6, of course they would come out with an iphone 7. apple ceo said it was the west iphone we've ever made. i hope so. if it isn't, why even put one iphone, it actually rolls its eyes whenever someone passes by with the old one. if you missed it, here's part of the big announcement from san francisco. >> i would like to invite my colleague phil up to the stage. phil? [ applause ] >> hi. how are you? this is the new iphone. it has no head phone jack and and that's kind of it. okay. bye. >> jimmy: short and sweet. i don't know if this water resistant things a good idea for apple. they do realize half the reason people even get new felonies to is because they drop

and now, back by popular demand, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. tonight the main event f

>> jimmy: okay. >> i watch "jimmy kimmel live" every night and i think it's terrific. there. >> jimmy: all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what's on your hand there? >> nothing. >> jimmy: wait a minute, this is written on your hand! [ cheers and applause ] you're reading that off your hand. >> yes, it is written on my hand. but it is a permanent tattoo. that is how much i love you, jimmy! >> jimmy: wow. >> i've inked my truth on my palm! >> jimmy: why don't we take a break and really express our love. >> sure. [ cheers and applause ] ? ?i live in a nameless town? sed to dance? ?underneath the ugly halogen lamps? ?oh, it all went away so fast? ?in a black out? ? scalpel. i have no idea what i'm doing. i'm just a tv doctor. i don't do blood. but now, thanks to cigna, i can do more than just look the part. is that a foot? we are the tv doctors of america. and we're partnering with cigna to help save lives. by getting you to a real doctor for an annual check-up. so go, know, and take control of your health. doctor poses. cigna. together, all the way. woah! you're n