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child with the pre-existing condition will get the care he needs if and only if his father is jimmy kimmel don't think mr. kimmel did the country a good service by calling a good man a liar without at least talking to him. >> i get it, i don't understand because i'm a talk show host, right? >> reporter: a back and forth between republican lawmakers and kimmcouplkimmel mirroring the d congress. >> do you believe every american, regardless of income, should be able to get regular checkups, maternity care, et cetera, all of those things that people who have health care get and need? >> yep. >> so "yep" is washington for "nope," i guess. >> you directly take on senator cassidy, call him a liar. you are not afraid to call out politicians -- >> i believed bill cassidy when he was on my show. seemed like good man, maybe he is a good man. just because he's a doctor doesn't mean he understands how health insurance works. i do give him the benefit of the doubt, but all i know is he told me one thing and what was brought to the floor was entirely different. >> reporter: and then last week as american

>> reporter: within days his name was invoked by senator bill cassidy. >> does it pass the jimmy kimmel would a child born with a congenital heart disease be able to get everything she or he would need in that first year of life? >> reporter: but when senator a few months later, kimmel was not impressed. >> and this new bill actually does pass the jimmy kimmel test, but a different jimmy kimmel test. with this one your xhooild child with the pre-existing condition will get the care he needs if and only if his father is jimmy kimmel. >> i don't think mr. kimmel did the country a good service by calling a good man a liar without at least talking to him. >> i get it, i don't understand because i'm a talk show host, right? >> reporter: a back and forth between republican lawmakers and kimmcouplkimmel mirroring the d congress. >> do you believe every american, regardless of income, should be able to get regular checkups, maternity care, et cetera, all of those things that people who have health care get and need? >> yep. >> so "yep" is washington for "nope," i guess. >> you directly take on

icky: from brooklyn, "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, amy schumer -- dj khaled -- and music from lcd soundsystem brought to you by bank of america -- with cleto and the cletones, featuring paul shaffer. and now, start spreading the news, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, everybody. it's too much already. thanks. please, sit, relax, relax. welcome to -- [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice. thank you. all right, sit, sit. it's embarrassing. hey, welcome to the howard gillman opera house at the brooklyn academy of music. isn't it fantastic! thank you for having us here in brooklyn, new york. thank you for coming out to see us. this is our third time in brooklyn. last time we were here, you people asked, would we ever come back. and i said, only if you promise to open 2,000 new cold press you shops. and you did. it's especially nice to do our show here before they turn it into a whole foods store. [ laughter ] i was born here in brooklyn, i grew up in mill

>> jimmy: hi, sharon, it's jimmy kimmel and paul shaffer, we're here with your mom. >> for real? mother told me she's been annoying you too much. telling you what to do with your children. and that sometimes you become e reresentful. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so your mother said she's going to try to understand your point of view and respect that is, and in return, all she would like is that for you to understand that it all comes from a good place. >> she know i love her, but -- >> jimmy: did you love her a little too >> maybe. >> jimmy: is that neron in the background? >> no. >> jimmy: well, she loves him more than she loves you. oh, this is it right here. bye, sharon. thanks so much for being here. glad we could really iron things out and we'll see you real soon. >> thank you. [ applause ] ♪ ♪ >> we have a customer over here. i recognize this guy. hey! >> you got to be kidding me. >> did you need a ride? >> i'll take the next one. >> it's me! >> i'll take the next one. >> jimmy: bye, biff. >> people change, you know. >> jimmy: you got one? our next guest is wearing a red and white st

hard for late night comic jimmy kimmel.isibly emotional host talked about it in his opening monologue. we will have much more from jimmy more from jimmy kimmel's monologue, later this morning. tributes overnight to remember the lives lost in las vegas. team coverage as we honor the victims. plus -new security concerns. how the las vegas shooting is already changing how police protect soft targets. and the president in puerto rico. two weeks after hurricane maria, trump makes his first visit. what he'll find when he steps down on the storm-ravaged island. good morning washington. toss to eileen - today a repeat of yesterday - warming trend late week (80s return) - remaining very dry; rain chances return next week today: mostly sunny. cool start; mild afternoon. highs: 72-77 winds: se 5 mph tonight: mainly clear. patchy fog. lows: 45-56 winds: s 5 mph wednesday: mostly sunny. warmer. highs: 78-81 winds: s 5-10 mph

hi. >> jimmy: please welcome emily. [ laughter ] >> live from my car, "jimmy kimmel live!" t. how are you? >> i'm good. just back from the pool. >> jimmy: do you have any anecdotes about that? >> i'm a synchronized stwimer. >> jimmy: you are? where are the others? >> i was synchronizing with myself today. >> jimmy: can you do that? >> synchronized swimming is with the muchk as well as with each other. >> jimmy: what song do you swim to? >> right now, we're swimming to "uptown funk". >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: bruno mars under water. >> i played a little updown funk, could you simulate? >> a land drill? >> jimmy: maybe i'll learn it with you. ♪ ♪ uptown funk gonna give it to you ♪ ♪ don't believe me ♪ just watch ♪ >> that's about all i can do. >> that's really good. >> jimmy: do you have a clip on your phone? >> i do. >> jimmy: would everyone like to see that? >> i'd love to. >> jimmy: okay, great. >> jimmy, you can't see it, but there's an actual synchronized swim going on right now. >> you should check it out. >> jimmy: you guys are swimming exactly the same way.

child with the pre-existing condition will get the care he needs if and only if his father is jimmy kimmel>> i don't think mr. kimmel did the country a good service by calling a good man a liar without at least talking to him. >> i get it, i don't understand because i'm a talk show host, right? >> reporter: a back and forth between republican lawmakers and kimmcouplkimmel mirroring the d congress. >> do you believe every american, regardless of income, should be able to get regular checkups, maternity care, et cetera, all of those things that people who have health care get and need? >> yep. >> so "yep" is washington for "nope," i guess. >> you directly take on senator cassidy, call him a liar. you are not afraid to call out politicians -- >> i believed bill cassidy when he was on my show. seemed like good man, maybe he is a good man. just because he's a doctor doesn't mean he understands how health insurance works. i do give him the benefit of the doubt, but all i know is he told me one thing and what was brought to the floor was entirely different. >> reporter: and then last week as amer

hello, i'm jimmy kimmel. >> and i'm matt damon. >> jimmy: the reason i'm here with that is to raise moneyxt for autism," an organization that works to improve the lives of people living with autism spectrum disorder. he's here for public missty. >> that's bull [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: you're bull [ bleep ]. >> i'm here because i care. >> jimmy: about what? >> about people. >> jimmy: oh, now he cares about people. guess what, i'm a people. you never seem to care about me. okay. >> it just jumped. >> i'm not doing this now, i'm not going to do this with him. >> oh, oh -- >> jimmy: he's throwing things. >> wah, should i call the wah-mbulance? stop crying, i thought you cared about raising money for people. >> jimmy: i do care about that but i'm not going to be peppered by spoons by you -- you are a [ bleep ] -- >> what, you asked for pepper. >> jimmy: can i be done with this, please? >> unbelievable, you are such a baby. >> jimmy: you're throwing pepper at me. >> really, just abandon the whole plan, don't raise anything for anybody because jimmy got pepper on his food? >> jimmy: i don't have any

. >> jimmy kimmel kicking off shows in brooklyn. a of star studded roster of guests and surprises. jimmy has been in the news for his emotional monologues on healthcare and gun control, he told "action news" this week will be one of joy. >> david letterman hasn't done a talk show since he retired. >> he's your icon so this is a big moment. >> for sure. >> also taking the stage, howard stern, ami schumer and more. "jimmy kimmel live" right after "action news" tonight. ♪ hey grandpa. hey, kid. really good to see you. you too. you tell grandma you were going fishing again? maybe. (vo) the best things in life keep going. that's why i got a subaru, too. introducing the all-new crosstrek. love is out there. find it in a subaru crosstrek. sold for eight thousand five!? hundred "unicorn in rouge." congratulations, sir. when you need help fast, call us with td asap on the td bank app and skip to the front of the line. hi alex, i have your account pulled up. how can i help? oh, uh... great. are you seeing this charge from an auction house? tha

lately he's become more than just another face in the late night crowd. >> here's jimmy kimmel! turns 50 next month was always the loveable frat boy at 11:30 but like other late night hosts he put comedy on hold after the las vegas massacre. >> maybe i'm nuts but i'd like to think we can put politics aside. no american citizen needs an m-16 or ten of them. maybe that way we don't do this again. >> kimmel's call for gun control after the shooting was both praised and criticized. >> one saying who made jimmy kimmel the moral arbitar. >> i'm not you don't have to watch the show, don't have to listen to what i say. >> his monologues written before every show have drawn fire from critic who's bash him from everything to being wrong on gun control to being soft on harvey weinstein. >> it's a bit of a risk talking about that stuff. you might lose the audience. >> yeah i saw a study or poll or a combination of those two things like three years ago that i was equally liked by republicans and democrats and republican numbers went way down like 30% or whatever. as a talk show host that's n

right now on jimmy kimmel, >>> "jimmy kimmel live," rated number one among babies asleep on the toiletrom hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, jeff bridges, isla fisher, and music from steve aoki featuring gucci mane & t-pain. and now, from here on out, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

right now on jimmy kimmel, george clooney. >> have a good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight george clooney. from "the walking dead," norman reedus -- and music from niall horan -- and now, don't sweat it, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. hi there. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i have to say -- [ cheers and applause ] i'm pleased -- we just came back from new york. we had a week of shows in brooklyn. i had a great time. i really had a great time. i got to hollywood this morning. i pulled up to work. i saw two guys dressed as spider-man fighting over a pretzel in the garbage and i thought, oh, i'm home again. i almost didn't make it past the gluten sniffing dogs at lax. they eat too many bagels. remember the pizza rat? the rat? it became a word side sensation for dragging a slice of pizza down the steps of a subway. it's the most new york thing captured on video. and one of our workers captured this on video. meet the hot dog pigeon. a pigeon eating a hot dog. isn't that

right now on jimmy kimmel, >>> "jimmy kimmel live," rated number one among babies asleep on the toilet. >> joey. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, jeff bridges, isla fisher, and music from steve aoki featuring gucci mane & t-pain. and now, from here on out, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for being here. it's very nice. i appreciate that. we're living in a tumultuous time. there's a lot going on, not much of it good. today i want to start the show with something light, something fun. are you up for that? [ cheers and applause ] so this was the closest thing i could find. a group of turkish archaeologists claimed they've uncovered the final resting place of st. nicholas, old st. nick. what you're seeing is santa's grave. [ laughter ] i told you. how do you explain that to kids? i have some good news about santa and some bad news. [ laughter ] good news is he was real. live laugh [ laughter ] santa is real, and santa is dead. of course santa is dead, you force a guy to eat a bi

i have discovered jimmy kimmel live. >> jimmy: oh, look at this, everybody. this is very exciting.us. hi, chris. >> ciao, everybody. welcome to my show. >> jimmy: what? your show? >> yes. it is my show now. i have discovered it. you discovered it? there's nothing to discover. it's mine. i've been here for almost 15 years. >> yes. but i brought a flag. i have always wanted a show. on indian television. >> jimmy: on indian television? >> yes. >> jimmy: you know this is america, right? >> no. we are not in india? >> jimmy: no. not even -- >> damn it! not again. >> jimmy: yeah, sorry. i don't know what to tell you. >> do you have any spices? >> jimmy: guillermo, do we have any spices over there? no, we don't have any -- >> stupido. very well. if this is the case, i must go to the queen and make something up. >> jimmy: that's probably a good day. >> but before i go -- >> jimmy: yes. >> i have a present for you. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yes. >> jimmy: that's very nice. oh, wow. a blanket, huh? >> yes. it little -- smallpox. >> jimmy: smallpox? >> yes. ciao. >> jimmy: thank you. that's ch

right now on jimmy kimmel, george clooney. >> have a good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmyonight george clooney. from "the walking dead," norman reedus -- and music from niall horan -- and now, don't sweat it, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. hi there. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i have to say -- [ cheers and applause ] i'm pleased -- we just came back from new york. we had a week of shows in brooklyn. i had a great time. i really had a great time. i got

toilet. >> joey. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!es, isla fisher, and music from steve aoki featuring gucci mane & t-pain. and now, from here on out, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

now on jimmy kimmel, howard stern. >> have a good night. >>> who hit this ball? >> jimmy: sorry, mike piazza, guillermo hit that. >> impressive power. >> jimmy: actually, you know what? i -- i hit the ball. it was me. with the power. >> shut the hell up, kimmel. >> jimmy: thanks. >> guillermo: nice guy. >> dicky: from brooklyn it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, howard stern, and music from cardi b, brought to you by smirnoff, with cleto and the cletones featuring paul shaffer. and now hit 'em with the hein, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. hello, brooklyn. thank you for coming. thanks for clapping and standing and all that stuff. that's very nice. i appreciate it. welcome, welcome. sit, sit, relax. thanks for coming. thank you for watching at home. in case you're wondering what the hell is happening right now, we are broadcasting all this week from the howard gillman opera house from the brooklyn academy of music. [ cheers and applause ] i'm very glad to say that, it would be extremely embarrassing if we hadn't. it's our third nigh

>> dicky: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!aled -- and music from lcd soundsystem brought to you by bank of america -- with cleto and the cletones, featuring paul shaffer. and now, start spreading the news, here's jimmy kimmel!

jonathan: jimmy kimmel's next. >>> tonight's "jimmy kimmel live" is brought to you by this guy, who looks exactly like the weeknd -- but isn't. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, robin wright, mark consuelos, and music from depeche mode. and now, remain seated, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thanks, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching.

and jimmy kimmel, liam neeson, we'll leave you with the harvest moon rising >>> tonight's "jimmy kimmelght to you by these tourists. lying down on hollywood boulevard. that's fun and gross. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, liam neeson "science bob" pflugfelder and music from old dominion. and now, here we go again, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we've got a big fat show for you tonight and we will start tonight as usual with our president who say what you want about him, he makes every day

"jimmy kimmel live" starts now. ♪ ♪ >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!ed padalecki. "this week in unnecessary censorship." and comedian ismael loutfi. and now -- look at this -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, welcome. thank you very much. very kind. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i'm glad you're here. you know, i don't know if you know this. but we almost didn't make it tonight. we live in a dangerous universe. early this morning at 1:42 a.m.,

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, renÉe zellweger, marc maron, and music from sir rosevelt. and now, can you believe it, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. very nice. thank you for coming. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i want to begin the show tonight with an historic announcement from the boy scouts of america who after more than 100 girls to be boy scouts. starting next year the boy sc t scouts will let girls into the cub scouts and let the angry trump twitter storm begin in three, two -- did it start? i was a cub scout when i was a kid in brooklyn, the neckerchief, the yellow hat, the whole deal. every tuesday or wednesday we would meet, have den meeting at the house of one of scouts. two moms would run the meeting. i don't remember what we did but there was definitely no scouting. we didn't tie knots. we never learned to start fire. we didn't help old ladies across the street. there was absolutely no reason for us to be i

jimmy kimmel, he's right in that camera right there. >> [ bleep ]. >> sal: you're on "jimmy kimmel live ] >> jimmy: everybody's happy, i guess. thank you, cousin sal. we got a good show tonight. music from sir roosevelt, marc maron is here, and we'll be right back with renee zellweger! >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by coke zero sugar. [ "america" by simon can i cross it off yet? almost. and. now. the volkswagen atlas. with available digital cockpit. life's as big as you make it. [ "mo♪ more, more, more ny ] ♪ how do you like it ♪ how do you like it ♪ more, more, more ♪ how do you like it ♪ how do you like it ♪ how do you like it ♪ more, more, more ♪ because everyone likes easy. sure do. because everyone is on the go. because we all like to save energy, but sometimes we slip up. reaching up. ssssh! because sometimes we want it cool at night, then toasty in the mornings. introducing the easy to use, energy saving, adjustable from everywhere, easy on the wallet and the eyes, nest thermostat e. e is for everyone. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hello and welcome back. ton

♪ >> dicky: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!onight, david letterman, and music from fifth harmony, brought to you by google home mini, with cleto and the cletones featuring paul shaffer, and now, what's your problem, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. that's very nice. welcome, welcome, hi, brooklyn! thank you. too kind, thank you for coming. thanks. we are on the road, beaming into your heads from the opera house at the brooklyn academy. please, it's an opera house. thank you very much. was there enough bike parking for everyone tonight? this is our third time broadcasting from brooklyn. [ cheers and applause ] you know what? a lot has changed since we were here in 2015. williamsburg is the new murray hill. bed sty is the new williamsburg. tickets to hamilton are only $500 each now. i don't know if i'm going to make it to the end of the week. i'll be honest with you. my blood mozzarella level is like .375 last night. i ate at frankies three nights in a row. my daughter yesterday, she's 3 years o

and now, like always, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: welcome! thank you for watching.you for breaking the heat to be here. it was 102 in l.a. today. not 100, 102. it is almost halloween. it used to be cold here on hallow

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, ted danson, from the miami marlins, giancarlo stanton, and music from chris young. and now, like always, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: welcome! thank you for watching. thanks for coming. thank you for breaking the heat to be here. it was 102 in l.a. today. not 100, 102. it is almost halloween. it used to be cold here on halloween. we don't wear skimpy halloween costumes to be sexy, we wear them to survive. if the temperature holds up, game one tonight between the dodgers and astros will be the hottest world series game ever. the first two games are in los angeles. and then it moves to cooler climate, the gobi desert. this is the dodgers' first world series in almost 30 years. since 1988. it is a tough ticket to come by. the average ticket price for game one was about $1,300. to put that in perspective, right now a ticket to the world series is worth more than the weinstein company. [ applause ] so yesterday, guillermo was sick yesterday. i sent my father, who is a lifelong

>> jimmy kimmel, how are you? e -- here, let me put this right over here. >> sure. >> jimmy: there we go. okay. all right. >> jimmy, jimmy -- that hurts, that hurts. >> thanks for coming. no, i will try this. >> i need one commitment from you. >> jimmy: what is the commitment? >> i need a two-bite commitment. so much flavor. i want to make sure you get it all. >> jimmy: okay, all right, all right. i am going to make another commitment to you. i'm going to be honest. if i like it, i'll tell you i like it. if i don't like it i'll tell you. but i do have a couple of questions. why is number one. >> why not? it's all about fun. and best way to get on the "jimmy kimmel live" show is -- >> jimmy: is to make something terrible? >> exactly. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes. >> tasting is believing. >> jimmy: do your children know what daddy is doing at work? >> they do, we try to keep it very low key. >> jimmy: all right, you hold that. let's reveal it. have a look at it. it got a little bit shaken up. >> that's beautiful. >> ji

and now like it or not here's jimmy kimmel! my: thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i want to say a specialel

and now, you may be right, for all i know -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, welcome. welcome, welcome. very nice. thank you. hello, brooklyn. appreciate that. please sit. sit, sit. i've done nothing to deserve this. thank you for watching at home. thanks to the rest of you for braving public transportation to be here tonight. we are at the howard gillman opera house at the brooklyn academy of music in brooklyn, new york. [ cheers and applause ] night four of our week in brooklyn. it's so far been perfect, it really has. a beautiful night last night. last night i wanted to feel like i liv most new yorky thing a person can do. i put on a big, puffy jacket, went down to the subway, and forced people to buy my mix tape. [ laughter ] i went to see bruce springsteen last night on broadway. [ cheers and applause ] and you're not going to believe this, he was great. turns out he's really great. bruce almost restored my faith in america last night. and then the president tweeted and it was gone again. [ laughter ] i saw somethin

like the weeknd -- but isn't. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!rk consuelos, and music from depeche mode. and now, remain seated, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thanks, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us, thank you for coming.

jimmy kimmel is next. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!llweger, marc maron, and music from sir rosevelt. and now, can you believe it, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. very nice. thank you for coming. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i want to begin the show tonight with an historic announcement from the boy scouts of america who after more than 100

. >> first, shaquille o'neal is in for jimmy kimmel tonight. >> i'm shaq here for jimmy. i can remember hearing your voice. >> i screamed so much. >> make a free-throw, ♪ when you have doctors working as a team for your health, you get the care you need to help you thrive. ♪ visit kp.org to learn more. kaiser permanente. thrive. ♪ >>> abc7 news has obtained exclusive video at staples on why she is wearing dark make-up that looks like black face. today video you'll see only on abc7 news, she explains her motive behind the potentially offensive costume. >> what is your costume supposed to be? >> i'll a beauty shop customer. >> a beauty shop customer? why is your face black? >> this is a charcoal mask. >> okay. it looks like black face to me. >> oh, no, no, no. >> just before the video, the employee told a customer she could also be a napa fire mask. she wasn't actually an employee. both companies that hired her have apologized. the employee has since been suspended. >> california is closing on becoming the smoke bike friendly state in the country and the gas tax will likely

and now, remain seated, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome.hanks, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us, thank you for coming. once again we send our love to las vegas. where president trump visited today. and you know what? he was very well behaved. he stuck to his script, he thanked the first responders, he didn't brag about his hotel there, he did good today, he really did, for the most part. he did get off to a rough start this morning. he read a story this morning -- by the way i say he read a story this morning, he was watching "fox and friends." nbc news had a story this morning that claimed secretary of state rex tillerson insulted donald trump's intelligence. while normally the president is very thick skinned about this sort of thing i guess this morning it bothered him. [ laughter ] he went on a tweet rage that started at 7:29 a.m., wow, so many fake news stories this day, the fake news media is out of control. 10:47 a.m. nbc news is fake news and dishonest than even cnn. they are a disgrace