jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- kristen bell. from "blackkklansman," john david washington. and music from brett eldredge. and now, first and foremost, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, welcome. very nice. thank you, everybody. very nice, thanks. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. welcome to hollywood. you know what, it was a big day in hollywood today.

and now, heads up, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, welcome, hola, hola. wow. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i tell you something. i know what's going on right now. i feel the -- you know what it

tonight on jimmy kimmel.ld. >> see you later, folks. >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, tom arnold, comedian jerrod carmichael, "$100,000 pyramid" contestant evan kaufman, and music from death cab for cutie. and now, and why not, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i'm your host, thanks for watching. we have a lot to get

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, jeff daniels, from cnn wolf blitzer, and music from charlie puth. and now, for the time being, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. thank you. i hope you had a wonderful weekend. let me tell you what i did this weekend. guillermo and i went to new york this weekend. right? >> guillermo: that's right, jimmy. >> jimmy: a very romantic vacation. but i had a sobering moment. on saturday night guillermo and i went out to dinner, went to an italian restaurant. at one points during the meal guillermo very seriously looks over at me and says, i've been watching you. you eat a lot. [ laughter ] do you remember saying that? >> yeah. but it's incredible. you have two stomachs. you eat too much. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, you're not exactly sandy duncan over here. topical reference for the young people. [ cheers and applause ] anyway, by the way, explain your wake

and now, from here on out, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. thank you for joining us. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice. i want to thank you for joining us on what was the first day back to school for a lot of ki

and now, for the most part, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy., thanks for coming. i'm glad we're here together. i have to say, you know --

and now, moving along, here's jimmy kimmel! ice, thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i know it's very hot outside. i appreciate that. thanks for enduring me. thank you. you know what?

. >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, tom arnold, comedian jerrod carmichael, "$100,000 pyramid" contestant evan kaufman, and music from death cab for cutie. and now, and why not, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i'm your host, thanks for watching. we have a lot to get [cheers and applause] just for a moment allow me an opportunity to change your life, all right? so the other night, on monday, i mentioned that i had a dream. i was on a flight from new york to l.a. and woke up really thinking there must be a better way to mix peanut butter, because i hate mixing a new jar of peanut butter, you have to be like dwayne the rock johnson to mix it. i went on amazon and searched the words peanut butter mixer, sure enough, last night a box arrived at my house that contained this, a peanut butter mixer. so, [ applause ] allow me to show you how it works. it's pretty simple. you take the cap off your peanut butter. hopefully your cap fits your peanut butter. you put this thing in and screw the cap on. okay? ♪ it's like being

and now, at this point, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you.s, everybody. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. please, relax. it's time to settle in, everybody, because this is -- i

and now, don't move -- here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome. very nice. thank you. hi, guillermo.i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching the show. thanks for coming to the show. how's your summer going so far? is it going all right? [ cheers and applause ]

right now on jimmy kimmel now, >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"ow," betty gilpin, plus music from johnnyswim and drew holcomb & the neighbors. and now, and this time i mean ,t eech[ rsnd >> jimmy: very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i'm glad we can have this time. very nice. i apprecte

liz: kanye west question by late note host -- late-night host jimmy kimmel. today in the red. let's bring in the political panel. it's great to see you both. eric kanye west said it took him more than the up before it he had the confidence to wear trump have. you can't wear a hat out in public? >> i think for many in the african-american community certainly here in los angeles if you're are part of donald trump your career could be decimated. it could be the kiss of death and they think with kanye there was a concern because there are so many in the black african-american community that look at trump as the devil. certainly in the music industry, hip-hop so he really was an following what he believes. it's really serious in that respect. in fact bad is the kind of situation we are in today. liz: stefani what is your take on the coverage of jimmy kimmel asking kanye west hey you stood up when you thought george w. bush doesn't care about why people. what makes you think that donald trump cares about black people? what's your take on kanye west not answering th

and now, and this time i mean it, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i'm glad we can have this time. very nice. i appreciate it. i got to tell you, i had a humbling experience this morning. i was driving my daughter to preschool. she doesn't drive yet, so i do it. we're headed down the hill, and a truck comes and i pull over to let the truck go by. we get to the stop sign. i start to go through the intersection. and jane, my daughter, says, you were supposed to turn. and i kind of like paused for a moment, i realized i was supposed to turn, i missed the turn. i back up in the intersection. i turn. and i go the way i was supposed to go. then i look back at her and she's like this. [ laughter ] my 4-year-old had to give me directions to her school. [ laughter ] i told my wife, she's like, well, how is she so smart? i was like, yeah, great, what about me, i'm an idiot. [ laughter ] my son kevin, he is 24 now. when he was

and now, from here on out, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. thank you for joining us. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice. i want to thank you for joining us on what was the first day back to school for a lot of kids here in l.a. today children across los angeles headed to school with a heart full of song and a thermos full of kombucha. [ laughter ] that is what we do here. what is kombucha? i don't know what it is. it seems weird to me school starts in august. when i was a kid you'd go to school and summer was punishment for making a bong in wood shop class. [ laughter ] meanwhile, all hell is breaking loose in washington as the battle between president trump and his former adviser slash "apprentice" contestant omarosa rages on. i'm not sure who i'm supposed to root for in this. it's like lord voldemort versus king geoffrey. omarosa put a new book out today in which, among other things, she called the president a racist

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and now, to whom it may concern, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, welcome. very nice. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i'm so glad we could have this, you know, this moment. very nice.

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i say, i am jimmy kimmel.he goes, "you wish you had his money." [ laughter ] again, i think about going to my wallet to show her that i literally have his money. i have his money and his costco card and everything else of his. [ laughter ] but the light turns green and i just said, "have a nice trip." and she mutters, she goes, "i guess people around here can pretend to be whomever they want." and then i went to see "mission impossible." but you would have thought i was pretending to be denzel washington. [ applause ] anyway. i think i might need to hire a publicist in beirut. [ laughter ] while we're on the subject, did you see what happened to donald trump's star today? [ cheers and applause ] as you know, donald trump has a star on the hollywood walk of fame, or he did, he doesn't anymore. earlier this morning that star had an unfortunate encounter with a pickax. this is a - tmz managed to get the footage of this man. you know, people ask me what's it like to work on hollywood boulevard? and this is the ans

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, jonah hill. bo burnham. music from jim james. and now, stay put -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. very nice. that's good. i'm glad you're in a good mood because i have something -- we thought yesterday was the craziest day of this ridiculous presidency. turned out today made yesterday feel like a visit to historic gettysburg, it really was -- the news today, i know a lot of you are on vacation, but the news today is that our president is a liar, and not even a good one. president trump today in an attempt to explain what the hell thinking was going through his cotton candy-covered head when he stood next to vladimir putin of all people and took sides with russia over our own american intelligence agencies, now says it was just a tiny little slip-up, even smaller than his fists. >> in a key sentence in my remarks i said the word "would" instead of "wouldn't." the sentence should have

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announced the end of their marriage, molly mcnearny, who happens to be jen's good friend and jimmy kimmel's wife kicked off the interview asking, quote, when are you getting back together with brad? did justin ever wear your jeans? and when are the twins due? jen's response, you're the only person who could start an interview like that and actually send me into hysterics, not

i almost said spencer >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, jason bateman, the bachelorette becca and her fiancÉ garrett, and music from meghan trainor. and now, at this point, here's jimmy kimmel. ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> welcome. thank you. thank you. welcome. thank you for coming. please, relax. it's time to settle in, everybody, because this is -- i want to welcome you, those of you watching abc. welcome to our after the after the after the final rose special, just in case you haven't digested enough bachelor readiness tonight. we have more for you. on the off chance you missed it or perhaps you don't care. perhaps you have things going on in your own life. maybe you have personal relationships with other human beings. in the end, bachelorette becca chose garrett, which made me very happy because week one i predicted becca would choose garrett. and when i say i predicted, i mean my wife predicted becca would choose garrett. but the words came out of my mouth. have i the best words. i now have correctly predicted five of the

. >> right now jimmy kimmel, kristin bell. >> >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- kristen bell. from "blackkklansman," john david washington. and music from brett eldredge. and now, first and foremost, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, welcome. very nice. thank you, everybody. very nice, thanks. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. welcome to hollywood. you know what, it was a big day in hollywood today. we had some big motion picture news today. they're making big changes to the oscars. the academy of motion pictures arts and sciences is cutting the length of the oscars telecast drastically to three hours long. which according to most everyone on twitter is still two hours too long. [ laughter ] but it's a start. the plan is to give out the oscars for some of the less-popular categories in the commercial break. so while the commercials are going on, somebody will be there thanking their parents and the parents won't hear any of it. sorry, best live action short, you had a good run. an

for >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"!ssary censorship, and music from courtney barnett. and now, for the most part, here's jimmy kimmel![ cheers an] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. i'm glad we're here together. i have to say, you know -- there's a lot of division in this country right now. and rightly so. some people are wrong.

. >> right now >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, don cheadle, from "kin," zoe kravitz, tiffany haddish, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from blood orange featuring a$ap rocky. and now, don't move -- here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome. very nice. thank you. hi, guillermo. how you doing? hi there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching the show. thanks for coming to the show. how's your summer going so far? is it going all right? [ cheers and applause ] how many of you are representing us from out of town tonight? [ cheers and applause ] more importantly, how many of you traveled with an emotional support animal? nobody? okay. you know about these emotional support animals, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: that's right, yeah. >> jimmy: people get a note, you pay like $40 and some bogus online doctor will give you a note that says you have a medical need to take a monkey on the plane. it started with animals people actually need, like seeing-eye dogs. someone decided, i'm disabled too, i have emotion

>> no, he said, great job on jimmy kimmel. i went, whew. >> jimmy: no, but it's funny. you still have -- i think i have this with people i worked for in the past, where you still feel like they're your boss even if they're not necessarily your boss. >> yeah. i think that part of what i pride myself on to some degree is that all of the people that i've worked for, the one quality i think all of them would agree on is that i've been a loyal person to them. i don't believe you can have a job like that, share with them your private counsel,hen go out and talk about it. i think most of the -- the people i've worked for in various capacities have always said, hey, look, this is a guy -- >> jimmy: what about this? >> that's about me. that's my life. >> jimmy: oh, okay. yeah, no, i do feel like you could have got into a lot of stuff you didn't get into. this is not a tell-all, it's a tell-some book, right? >> tell-me book. >> jimmy: yeah. you keep the tell-all stuff for maybe another book somewhere down the line? >> no. >> jimmy: or just to make su

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- kim kardashian west. from "christopher robin," hayley atwell. and music from train. and now, all at once, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi there. welcome. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] hi, everyone. it's good to have you here. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. welcome. thank you for sharing your life with us. [ cheers and applause ] you know, guillermo, i heard you're a little bit hammered tonight. is that true? >> guillermo: yeah, i drink a little bit because i went to say hi to kim kardashian and i was nervous, you know. >> jimmy: you were? >> guillermo: yeah. so i drink a little bit. >> jimmy: you were nervous just saying hi to her, huh? >> guillermo: yeah, she's beautiful. so i get nervous. >> jimmy: interesting. and the drinks helped you be less nervous? >> guillermo: yeah, it relaxed me. >> jimmy: it did? well, you do seem relaxed. >> guillermo: thank you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's our security guard, by the way. [ che

. >> coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live. jimmy? >> thanks, we made a tv show just for you. every thursday night everyone comes over. >> it's a big deal. don't you watch your show? >> what? no. i never ahoy! gotcha! nooooo... noooooo... quick, the quicker picker upper! bounty picks up messes quicker and is 2x more absorbent. bounty, the quicker picker upper. i've been making blades here at gillette for 20 years. there's a lot of innovation that goes into making america's #1 shave. precision machinery and high-quality materials from around the world. nobody else even comes close. now starting at $7.99. gillette. the best a man can get. . >>> it was a south bay mother's intuition. she knew her daughter wasn't just suffering from bad stomach aches. what doctors have discovered has changed the family forever. p manual dell castillo has the story. >> reporter: this was her about five months ago smiling from ear to ear. she and her family were vacationing without any knowledge of the wild ride ahead. destiny said she felt pain like never before. >> i just didn't want to say becaus

do the >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, jim gaffigan, from the pittsburgh steelers antonio brown, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from imagine dragons. and now, without further ado, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. hi, hola. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. i know many of you are visiting us here in the united state of calirn

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and now, moving right along, >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- mandy moore, from "eighth grade," elsie fisher, and music from dennis lloyd. and now, moving right along, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. very nice. i appreciate it. i'm jimmy, i am the host. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. on this special day. actually -- thank you. this is a doubly special day. today, today i

. >> all of that is ahead and here's a look at what's coming up on jimmy kimmel live. jimmy? >> we have kanye and mean tweets. were you concerned about her being alone in the oval office with president trump. >> he is a player. this is long distance with this isn't just any long-distance relationship. plus the most free shows to stream. and with savings on wireless, this is a relationship with more money to spend on the important things. this is how xfinity makes life... simple. easy. awesome. xfinity delivers the fastest, most reliable internet learn more, or get started for $29.99 a month for 12 months. click, call or visit a store today. copd makes it hard to breathe. so to breathe better, i go with anoro. ♪ go your own way copd tries to say, "go this way." i say, "i'll go my own way, with anoro." ♪ go your own way once-daily anoro contains two medicines called bronchodilators that work together to significantly improve lung function all day and all night. anoro is not for asthma. it contains a type of medicine that increases risk of death in people with asthma. the risk i

and now, and this time i mean it, here's jimmy kimmel! cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice, thank you. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i'm glad we can have this time. very nice. i appreciate it. i got to tell you, i had a humbli e

this is jimmy kimmel. >> oh. that's disappointing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. well. are you contacting us from space right now? >> i sure am. as soon as i heard president trump was bringing the space force back, i re-enlisted. >> jimmy: oh, that is -- you know what, that's very admirable. >> well, i don't like to brag, but yes, it is. [ laughter ] and i'll tell you, the old uniform still fits pretty good, am i right? >> jimmy: yes indeed. >> probably spend too much time in the weight room. >> jimmy: are you happy president trump brought the space force back? >> you're darn right i'm happy. president trump is going to make outer space great again. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: commander, how exactly is he planning to do that? >> well, for starters we're building a big, beautiful space wall, and those filthy neptunians are going to pay for it! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hold on a second. i don't know -- it sounds a little bit offensive. >> offensive? what are you, some kind of sensitive little starflake? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i just don't know why we always need to go to tha

. >> from all of us, thank you for >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!om "roast battle" jeff ross and music from brent cobb. and now, without further ado, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. welcome. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host, that's why i'm here. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. wow, that's very nice. welcome to hollywood. i don't know how much time you spent but this -- we

and now, moving along, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice, thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i know it's very hot outside. i appreciate that. thanks for enduring me. thank you. you know what? i know you're really cheering for the air conditioning but i appreciate it, i really do. [ laughter ] we are in the middle what was they're calling an extended heat wave here in southern california. also known as summer. [ laughter ] it's very hot. i think god is doing wus what the hit with the magnifying glass does with the anthill. [ laughter ] here's something kind of interesting. the west hollywood city council passed a movement to remove donald trump's star from the hollywood walk of fame. [ cheers and applause ] someone took a pick ax to the star, and they don't want it to be replaced. he has a star for hosting "the apprentice," i guess, which that alone warrants investigation. [ laughter ] since he was elected president, people have been vandalizin

do the >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, jim gaffigan, from the pittsburgh steelers antonio brown, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from imagine dragons. and now, without further ado, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. hi, hola. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. i know many of you are visiting us here in the united state of california. you know, there's talk -- i don't know if you heard about this. there was an initiative on the california state ballot that, if it passed, would separate the state, california, into three different states. but the california supreme court just put the kibosh on it, so it will not be on the ballot in november, which i have to say is a shame. the names they picked out for the new states were adorable. we would have been split into kim-ifornia, khloe-ifornia -- i think the third one was vanderpump-slovenia. you can't break up california. you know how much b

. >>> first here's a look at what's coming up on jimmy kimmel live after the news at 11:00. >> thanks, larry and dion. from me to you. get a phone call from aretha franklin. >> it was crazy. >> did you think oh, connection to nature is a right that the trust for public land is fighting to preserve. from boulevards to ball fields and ponds to playgrounds, together we have saved over 3 million acres of land. a park is a gift that is worth protecting. help support the trust for public land and the gift of parks today. you're in a group most likely to develop skin cancer, including melanoma. that's why your best shot is to check for a spot. follow through and check your skin. go to spotskincancer.org to find out how. ♪ >> what a voice. from coast to coast, fans are paying respect to a music legend. >> aretha franklin passed away from pank rereattic cancer at 76 years old. she had 20 number one hits on the r&b charts. she won her first grahamy in 1967 for her performance of respect. wayne friedman has a look at how the bay area will remember the queen of soul. >> in the beginning she rose

. >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, dave grohl, from fox news, bret baier, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from courtney barnett. and now, for the most part, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. i'm glad we're here together. i have to say, you know -- there's a lot of division in this country right now. and rightly so. some people are wrong. but this is something that i think we can all agree on. and that is that it's no fun to go through airport security. it's slow, it's inconvenient, it's a hassle. but that might change because the tsa is using these new scanners that are said to be so effective, we might be able to carry moisturizer in our bags again. wouldn't that be wonderful? [ laughter ] all i need is a tube of cocoa butter and my emotional support monkey and i am happy as a clam. the other news is tsa is also said to be considering an initiative to eliminate security screenings, to eliminate all secur

yes for less. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, jeff daniels, from c

. >> and a >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"eadle, from "kin," zoe kravitz, tiffany haddish, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from blood orange featuring a$ap rocky. and now, don't move -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. very nice. thank you. hi, guillermo. how you doing? hi there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching the show. thanks for coming to the show. how's your summer going so far? is it going all right? [ cheers and applause ] how many of you are representing us from out of town tonight?

tonight on jimmy kimmel.onight, tom arnold. >> see you later, folks. >>> tv's number one daily viral video show, "right this minute." >>> it's no easy rescue when a majestic creature can't fly. >> that bald eagle is not small. >> it comes down to a big meal. >> she made it a nest. >>> frantic boat passengers escape a fire. >> engulfing the vessel. >> the scene as a pleasure cruise turns to panic. >>> who doesn't love a good burnout? >> i do but just not my own tires. >> see why this one is about to change everything. >>> and, the special delivery. >> of a very special carrier. >> why who's holding the balloons is the real surprise. >> oh my! >>> this is from the southwest foundation in utah, that's in cedar city utah and he's been called about that eagle. martin with his net is going to capture it. you can see that golden eagle is not small. >> she's got two pounds of food, she's got a hard time getting off the ground. >> that's got to be so cool to be that close to a wild predator. >> look at those tal lens.

but first a look at what is coming up on jimmy kimmel live after news at lefng. jimmy?> thanks, dan and ama. i dare you to watch the show. >> i was looking up, and you know? always in these moments, you look like cher. copd makes it hard to breathe. so to breathe better, i go with anoro. ♪ go your own way copd tries to say, "go this way." i say, "i'll go my own way, with anoro." ♪ go your own way once-daily anoro contains two medicines called bronchodilators that work together to significantly improve lung function all day and all night. anoro is not for asthma. it contains a type of medicine that increases risk of death in people with asthma. the risk is unknown in copd. anoro won't replace rescue inhalers for sudden symptoms and should not be used more than once a day. tell your doctor if you have a heart condition, high blood pressure, glaucoma, prostate, bladder, or urinary problems. these may worsen with anoro. call your doctor if you have worsened breathing, chest pain, mouth or tongue swelling, problems urinating, vision changes, or eye pain while taking anoro. a