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and now, upping the ante, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank goodnight, everybody. thank you. hello friends. i'm jimmy kimmel. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching from the comfort of your homes. welcome to the zappos theater. we are right in the heart of las vegas strip. that's very nice. this is our second night in the desert. thanks for coming to visit us. we are in las vegas, and let me tell you something. out of all the shows you could go to, you could have went to see sierra, you could have gone to see barry manilow, celine dion. you chose the one where a middle-aged man stands and sits almost completely still for a whole hour. [cheers and applause] and i appreciate it. thank you for supporting performers with no abilities at all. this is, there are so many shows here in las vegas. i went to see love the other night with my family. that is quite a show. [ applause ] i had no idea the beatles were so talented. it really is phenomenal. there are so many soleil shows. there's michael jacks
and now, upping the ante, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank goodnight, everybody. thank you. hello friends. i'm jimmy kimmel. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching from the comfort of your homes. welcome to the zappos theater. we are right in the heart of las vegas strip. that's very nice. this is our second night in the desert. thanks for coming to visit us. we are in las vegas, and let me tell you something. out of all the shows you could go to, you...
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and now, buckle in, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone.elcome, welcome, welcome to the show. i am jimmy. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us.
and now, buckle in, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone.elcome, welcome, welcome to the show. i am jimmy. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us.
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. >> for larry, >>> from hollywood, it as jimmy kimmel live. >>> from hollywood, it as jimmy kimmel live. tonight, collin ferrell. from "little", marsai martin, matthew mcconaughey, this week and now, as a matter of fact, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. a special day in america. today was very nice. spring is here. it is opening day. for major league baseball. you remember baseball? it used to be our, baseball used to be our national pastime before fortnight took over. but baseball's back. today's also the start of the sweet 16. you know, the odds of filling out a perfect bracket are one in 9.2 quintillion. that's if you fill it out before the tournament. if you wait until after, they go way down. now i instigated a little bit of march madness up in washington state. on the show this week and last week, i'd been blowing the rims off what i believe to be the biggest university scandal that does not involve a cast member from "full house." i just don't buy that gonzaga university is real, i believe their basketball t
. >> for larry, >>> from hollywood, it as jimmy kimmel live. >>> from hollywood, it as jimmy kimmel live. tonight, collin ferrell. from "little", marsai martin, matthew mcconaughey, this week and now, as a matter of fact, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. a special day in america. today was very nice. spring is here. it is opening day. for major league baseball. you remember baseball?...
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and now, cashing out, jimmy kimmel. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you very much. appreciate that. i miss you already. very nice. thank you very much. we are coming to from -- thank you, thank you. please, now it's embarrassing. sit back, relax. we are coming to you from las vegas, nevada. we are in the thothor theater. i came in on an airplane, i'll be leaving on a mobility scooter. here's why vegas is number one. [cheers and applause] i'll explain it. it's not just one city. all the greatsies cities of th world are represented here. you've got new york, paris, rome, margaritaville. vegas is the city that's been jacked up on red bull for 48 hours straight. there is alcohol everywhere here. there's even a bar at drybar. in vegas. even drybar isn't dry. that's how much alcohol there is. but i have to hand it to our crew and staff, even though there have been many temptations to drink to excess, to stay up too late. we have the most professi
and now, cashing out, jimmy kimmel. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you very much. appreciate that. i miss you already. very nice. thank you very much. we are coming to from -- thank you, thank you. please, now it's embarrassing. sit back, relax. we are coming to you from las vegas, nevada. we are in the thothor theater. i came in on an airplane, i'll be leaving on a mobility scooter. here's why...
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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- dax shepard, from "the curse of la llorona," linda cardellini, and music from weezer featuring tears for fears. and now, pace yourself, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you very much. thank you very much. welcome. hi, everyone. thanks. hello. i'm jimmy. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. very, very sweet. appreciate it. thank you for joining us [ cheers and applause ] here in hollywood on what was a very depressing day in paris, france. the cathedral at notre dame, you probably saw this, went up in flames today. notre dame has been around since the 13th century. today the famous spire collapsed. fortunately no fatalities were reported, but the damage wassy is veefrmt leader. leaders around the world offered support for the people of france. ours even offered practical advice. so horrible to watch the fire at the notre dame cathedral. perhaps flying water tankers could be used. must act quickly. i'm glad someone was acting quickly enough to tell them
>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- dax shepard, from "the curse of la llorona," linda cardellini, and music from weezer featuring tears for fears. and now, pace yourself, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you very much. thank you very much. welcome. hi, everyone. thanks. hello. i'm jimmy. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. very, very sweet. appreciate it. thank you for joining us [ cheers and applause ] here in...
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next thing you know, i'm going to end up in a field without any luggage. >> jimmy kimmel, everybody. laughter ] >> jimmy: i've been saying exactly. i'm starting to question if these people are even real. i even got a message from the dean of the gonzaga law school and the state attorney general and some alleged students. >> hey, jimmy, i'm dean of gonzaga law school, and i'm here with the real bob ferguson, attorney general of the state of washington. >> jimmy: wait a minute, that's a attorney general of the state of washington? with a troll doll on his head? no wonder they legalized marijuana first. anyway, continue. >> jmy, ansoucfo responding to my tweet. and you asked us a challenge. you asked us to swear on a stack of bibles and put our hand in the air that gonzaga university is real. we're going to do you one better. we've got some real gonzaga university law students who are going to take the oath instead of us. are you ready? >> let's do this. >> hands in the air, everybody, we've got a real bible, jimmy. here we go. i am a real student. >> i am a real student. >> with real st
next thing you know, i'm going to end up in a field without any luggage. >> jimmy kimmel, everybody. laughter ] >> jimmy: i've been saying exactly. i'm starting to question if these people are even real. i even got a message from the dean of the gonzaga law school and the state attorney general and some alleged students. >> hey, jimmy, i'm dean of gonzaga law school, and i'm here with the real bob ferguson, attorney general of the state of washington. >> jimmy: wait a...
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and now, hold on, jimmy kimmel. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: very nice. nice. nice. welcome. host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. las vegas was nice. hey, who
and now, hold on, jimmy kimmel. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: very nice. nice. nice. welcome. host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. las vegas was nice. hey, who
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and now, back again, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you. thank you. very nice. ryone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. so kind.
and now, back again, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you. thank you. very nice. ryone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. so kind.
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family" as well. >> yeah. >> jimmy: everyone grew up to be famous. >> everyone got their start on jimmy kimmeljimmy: are you going to college? you're 19 years old. >> i've gone to some college parties and had fun at that. i got a full time job as my friends started going to college. >> jimmy: don't go to college. >> i love learning. honestly, being on "sabrina" is kind of like college. i'm going home and learning all my lines. it feels like the same thing but a little different. >> jimmy: you're probably learning more stuff and about witches, which we did not learn about in college. >> that's right. you cap it off at the salem witch trials. >> jimmy: how do you prepare to play a witch? do you do a ride along on a broom or whatnot? >> a few ride-alongs, a few seances. we have a few people who are practicing wiccans. >> jimmy: you do? >> we do. it's nice. you feel like you're making the right moves and doing the right things. >> jimmy: they advise you on the wiccan stuff? >> yeah, you feel like you have some advisory, which is really nice. we're not all just doing this. >> jimmy: do you worry ab
family" as well. >> yeah. >> jimmy: everyone grew up to be famous. >> everyone got their start on jimmy kimmeljimmy: are you going to college? you're 19 years old. >> i've gone to some college parties and had fun at that. i got a full time job as my friends started going to college. >> jimmy: don't go to college. >> i love learning. honestly, being on "sabrina" is kind of like college. i'm going home and learning all my lines. it feels like the...
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say hello to jimmy kimmel live, you pervert. ke a couple tickets to the shoerks april 1st to april 5th right here in vegas. make sure you put your pants on. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cousin sal. see you monday inning me gas. tonight on the show -- music from durand jones and the indications. from the dodgers, justin turner is here. and we'll be right back with matthew mcconaughey and snoop dogg. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ with peak season berries, uniqcreamy avocado. and a dressing fit for a goddess. come taste what a salad should be. and with panera catering, there's more to go around. panera. food as it should be. kohl's lowest prices of the season! prices so low - no coupons needed! women's tank tops - $5.99... young men's tees and tanks - two for $12... the big one bath towel or pillow - $2.99... plus - get kohl's cash! it's the lowest prices of the season wednesday through sunday - at kohl's. uh huh well that's more than 3.4 ounces you're going to have to toss that... ...or just drink it here. hvr. you eith
say hello to jimmy kimmel live, you pervert. ke a couple tickets to the shoerks april 1st to april 5th right here in vegas. make sure you put your pants on. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cousin sal. see you monday inning me gas. tonight on the show -- music from durand jones and the indications. from the dodgers, justin turner is here. and we'll be right back with matthew mcconaughey and snoop dogg. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ with peak season berries, uniqcreamy avocado....
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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, from marvel's "avengers: endgame," don cheadle, from "chilling adventures of sabrina," kiernan shipka, 300 million dollar powerball winner dave johnson, and music from hozier. and now, step aside, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. hi, everyone. welcome, welcome. thank you. [cheers and applause] hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for visiting us here in our bungalow in hollywood. hey, i have a question. how many, how many of you are visiting us from out of town this weekend? [cheers and applause] how many are headed to coachella this weekend? [cheers and applause] so starting tomorrow, a couple hours from us in eindio, california, there is coachella, there's no better opportunity to spend $18 on a bottle of water. and yet this festival has been sold out for months. even fellicity huffman couldn't get her kids into this thing. [cheers and applause] and remember, this is an importan
. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, from marvel's "avengers: endgame," don cheadle, from "chilling adventures of sabrina," kiernan shipka, 300 million dollar powerball winner dave johnson, and music from hozier. and now, step aside, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. hi, everyone. welcome, welcome. thank you. [cheers and applause] hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for...
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and now, buckle in, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone.e show. i am jimmy.
and now, buckle in, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone.e show. i am jimmy.
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and now, step aside, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. welcome, welcome. thank you. [cheers and applause] hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the f the sh. thfocong
and now, step aside, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. welcome, welcome. thank you. [cheers and applause] hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the f the sh. thfocong
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>>> we appreciate your >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- lionel richie -- from "catastrophe", sharon horgan & rob delaney -- lil dicky -- this week in unnecessary censorship -- and music from lizzo -- and now, ready or not, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thanks, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. thank you for being here on, joining us for, well, that's very nice. another remarkable day here in the united states. as you probably know, the mueller report is out, it's 448 pages long. it was delivered to members of congress this morning on cd-rom, which meant members of congress had to dig out their computers from 1994 to read it, i guess. say what you will about this president, he does have americans reading again. before the report came out this morning, trump's defense attorney general william barr held a news conference which was clearly meant to put a positive spin on this not ver positive. establ the trp coordinated with the russian government
>>> we appreciate your >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- lionel richie -- from "catastrophe", sharon horgan & rob delaney -- lil dicky -- this week in unnecessary censorship -- and music from lizzo -- and now, ready or not, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thanks, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. thank you for being here on, joining us...
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. >> thanks for being >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- martin short, from "the bold type," katie stevens, and music from dan mangan. and now, what luck, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching it. thank you for coming to it. it.. welcome to southern california where we are, we are, for those around the country who don't know, right now we are in the middle of two weekends of music in the desert. it's an event known as coachella music and arts festival. more music than arts. anyone go to coachella last weekend or coming up this weekend? [ applause ] >> jimmy: and you're probably lying, right? so the attention on coachella has suddenly shifted to another festival in the desert, the original in fact, the gathering known as burning man. the burning manifest vvavavava facing a threat in the bureau of land management. they want more focus on safety and sanitation. they want to put up barriers around the area. they want dumpsters on site and security to screen
. >> thanks for being >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- martin short, from "the bold type," katie stevens, and music from dan mangan. and now, what luck, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching it. thank you for coming to it. it.. welcome to southern california where we are, we are, for those around the country who don't know, right now we are in the...
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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- from "marvel's avengers: endgame," jeremy renner. "riverdale's" camila mendes. judge james. and music from alice merton. and now, first of all, jimmy kimmel. chaus kwhaus ♪ >> jimmy: very hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for joining us. very nice. a windy, windy california, boy, was, i don't now if you were outside last night, but the wind was very windy last night. the whole town sounded like a drybar. you could see yoga mats turning into flying carpets all around los angeles. 35,000 homes lost power last night. one of them was mine. did your house lose power last night? >> no, jimmy. >> jimmy: my house is always the first to lose power. and when the power goes out at my house, i walk around like an idiot, because i keep forgetting. and i'll be like, the power's out, i guess i'll watch tv, oh, all right, maybe i'll make some toast. i go to the toaster. oh, yeah, right, the toast needs heat. and the power's out fo
. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- from "marvel's avengers: endgame," jeremy renner. "riverdale's" camila mendes. judge james. and music from alice merton. and now, first of all, jimmy kimmel. chaus kwhaus ♪ >> jimmy: very hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for joining us. very nice. a windy, windy california, boy, was, i don't now if you were outside last night,...
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and now, buckle in, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone.elcome, welcome, welcome to the show. i am jimmy. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad i'm here. i'm mostly barely here. we are back here in hollywood after a week in las vegas. we were in vegas for the week last week. i'm happy to report we had five great shows in vegas. we only lost 14 employees, and any day now my annulment from nicolas cage will be official. interesting fact. nine days in vegas is roughly the equivalent to 11 earth years. this trip really took its toll on our staff. we started the week feeling like bradley cooper in the a team and ended feeling like bradley cooper in "a star is born." it was rough. we had fun. but it's good to be back. the biggest difference between the las vegas strip and hollywood boulevard, here, if you lose all your money, you were probably robbed at gunpoint by a cracked out chewbacca. hey guillermo, i almost don't recognize you with your shirt on. it's really remarkable. [ cheering ] you stayed a co
and now, buckle in, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone.elcome, welcome, welcome to the show. i am jimmy. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad i'm here. i'm mostly barely here. we are back here in hollywood after a week in las vegas. we were in vegas for the week last week. i'm happy to report we had five great shows in vegas. we only lost 14 employees, and any day now my annulment from nicolas cage will be official....
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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- gina rodriguez. from "game of thrones", isaac hempstead wright. and nikolaj coster-waldau. plus music from rÜfus du sol. and now, hold tight, jimmy kimmel. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you very much. very nice. thank you. hi there. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. it's wonderful to have you here. let me tell you something, i want you to know. [cheers and applause] i want, i want you to know, and i want each one of you to know that you are accepted into this audience on your own merits, and not because your parents paid somebody to get you in here. you did this yourself, and you should be really proud. i'm sure you have been following this college admissions scandal, known as operation varsity blues, which is of particular interest, because some of the parents who were charged are famous. felicity huffman, the actress is one. she pleaded guilty last week to conspiracy to commit fraud, and she could be facing jail time. prosecutors are seeking a sent
. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- gina rodriguez. from "game of thrones", isaac hempstead wright. and nikolaj coster-waldau. plus music from rÜfus du sol. and now, hold tight, jimmy kimmel. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you very much. very nice. thank you. hi there. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. it's wonderful to have you here. let me tell you something, i want you to know....
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and now, first of all, jimmy kimmel. chaus kwhaus ♪ >> jimmy: very hi, everybody. i'm jimmy.ost of the show. thank you for watching at home. thanyo
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and now, step aside, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. thank you. [cheers and applause] hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for visiting us here
and now, step aside, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. thank you. [cheers and applause] hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for visiting us here
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. >> >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- josh brolin, from marvel's "cloak and dagger," olivia holt, and music from g-eazy featuring blueface & allblack. and now, back again, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you. thank you. very nice. hi everyone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. so kind. we are back -- that's very nice. i appreciate it. relax, please. we are back from vacation. we were on vacation last week. we took a week off to work on our bodies and this is the result. i had quite a night last night. first -- so last night i went to see "game of thrones" at the movie theater across the street. they had a screening at the chinese theater. then i left the theater then went back into the theater to see "avengers: end game," both in the same theater. it was such a nerd night, i almost beat myself up. i gave myself a wedgie and a swirly. they were both great. avengers made more than $1 billion this weekend. $1.2 billion. [ cheers and applause ] it's funny,
. >> >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- josh brolin, from marvel's "cloak and dagger," olivia holt, and music from g-eazy featuring blueface & allblack. and now, back again, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you. thank you. very nice. hi everyone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. so kind. we are back -- that's very nice. i appreciate it. relax, please. we are back...
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and now, what luck, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very i'm jimmy.nk you for watching it. thank you for coming to it. it.. welcome to southern california where we
and now, what luck, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very i'm jimmy.nk you for watching it. thank you for coming to it. it.. welcome to southern california where we
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and now, hold tight, jimmy kimmel. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you very much.i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. it's wonderful to have you here. let me tell you something, i want you to know. [cheers and pl
and now, hold tight, jimmy kimmel. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you very much.i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. it's wonderful to have you here. let me tell you something, i want you to know. [cheers and pl
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from "little", marsai martin, matthew mcconaughey, this week and now, as a matter of fact, jimmy kimmel i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. a special day in america.
from "little", marsai martin, matthew mcconaughey, this week and now, as a matter of fact, jimmy kimmel i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. a special day in america.
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>>> here is a look at what's coming up on jimmy kimmel live. jimmy?>> tonight, we are in las vegas. your hair smells beautiful. shshow me homecoming. baby sloth videos on youtube. amy, do you uh mind giving someone else a turn? oh... yeah i made myself a little comfortable here. i got a pizza for amy! yes, that's me! xfinity lets you search netflix, prime video, and youtube with the sound of your voice. and i don't have my wallet, so... that's simple. easy. awesome. get xfinity internet and tv for $40 each a month for 12 months when you bundle both, and get 20 hours of cloud dvr service included. switch today. >>>ky find out more about an amazon seller than the uber driver i'm about to get in the car with. >> ridesharing services are popular but are they doing enough to protect passengers? >> abc 7 is committed to building a better bay area. this week we turn our focus to uber and lyft and ask do you know who your rideshare driver is? >> dan knnoyes is here with the investigation. >> reporter: these companies are making a lot of money but not doing en
>>> here is a look at what's coming up on jimmy kimmel live. jimmy?>> tonight, we are in las vegas. your hair smells beautiful. shshow me homecoming. baby sloth videos on youtube. amy, do you uh mind giving someone else a turn? oh... yeah i made myself a little comfortable here. i got a pizza for amy! yes, that's me! xfinity lets you search netflix, prime video, and youtube with the sound of your voice. and i don't have my wallet, so... that's simple. easy. awesome. get xfinity...
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and now, pace yourself, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you very much. welcome. hi, everyone. thanks. hello. i'm jimmy. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. very, very sweet. appreciate it. thank you for joining us [ cheers and applause ] here in hollywood
and now, pace yourself, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you very much. welcome. hi, everyone. thanks. hello. i'm jimmy. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. very, very sweet. appreciate it. thank you for joining us [ cheers and applause ] here in hollywood
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jimmy kimmel's comedy club. that's me, and it's coming soon. coming soon. >> very nice. >> jimmy: so it's not finished, but i thought maybe you'd like to take a loo >> yes, i would love to. yes. >> jimmy: let's go. >> holy smoke. >> jimmy: so this over h regula. there's a great spot where you can see into the comedy club from the outside. i'll show you guys. >> all right. let's go. >> yeah, i want to see it. >> jimmy: so you see, you watch the basketball games over here before we get to the observation area. >> you know, jimmy, you just got to look on your face that just tells me i should run like a son of a bitch out of here. >> jimmy: hi, guys, how are you. >> hi. >> jimmy: we're just here for the observation deck. >> yeah, come right this way. >> jimmy, i'm going t great actually for the show. >> welcome, right this way. >> oh, no, i don't like heights. >> jimmy: don't worry, we'll be down soon enough. >> look at the beautiful view. >> nice view. >> jimmy: isn't that nice? should we put on safety equipment before we do this? >> yes, we should
jimmy kimmel's comedy club. that's me, and it's coming soon. coming soon. >> very nice. >> jimmy: so it's not finished, but i thought maybe you'd like to take a loo >> yes, i would love to. yes. >> jimmy: let's go. >> holy smoke. >> jimmy: so this over h regula. there's a great spot where you can see into the comedy club from the outside. i'll show you guys. >> all right. let's go. >> yeah, i want to see it. >> jimmy: so you see, you watch...
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with cleto and the cletones -- and now, double or nothin' jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome! very nice. hi, everybody, welcome to the show. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for coming. welcome to our week-long residency in las vegas. please relax. we are coming to you from the z in 2015, steve harvey mistakenly told ms. colombia she was ms. universe here. so there's a lot of history here. i rolled into town with a 1-year-old, a 4-year-old, my parents and mother-in-law. not exactly the rat pack, but you do what you have to do. there are sharks and dollphins. it is also a terrible place for children. there are strippers on the sidewalk. trucks advertising girls to your room with naked women on them. there are, people are smoking. people are gambling, there are bachelorettes crying and carrying their shoes. and, you know, kids, they soak it up. and so we're crossing the street from the link, just down the block. we're waiting for the light to change. and there's a country song blasting out of jimmy buffett's margaritaville. a
with cleto and the cletones -- and now, double or nothin' jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome! very nice. hi, everybody, welcome to the show. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for coming. welcome to our week-long residency in las vegas. please relax. we are coming to you from the z in 2015, steve harvey mistakenly told ms. colombia she was ms. universe here. so there's a lot of history here. i rolled into town with a 1-year-old, a 4-year-old, my parents and...
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♪ grocery outlet bargain market ♪ >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"ight -- nikolaj coster-waldau. from marvel's "avengers: endgame" danai gurira. and music from backstreet boys. and now, hold on, jimmy kimmel. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: very nice. nice. nice. welcome. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. las vegas was nice. hey, who watched the -- i know not everyone has a tv anymore, but who watched the college basketball game last night? [cheers and applause] you missed a good one if you didn't, the virginia cavaliers beat texas tech in overtime last night. virginia overcame very talented opponents, and as a ults are, t the players walk away with the top prize of zero dollars. the coach is tony bennett. when i saw his name trending, it made me nervous, because the other tony bennett's 92. that's last thing you want to see. while it was a magical night for tony, it was a tough loss for texas tech and it may have been tougher for texas senator ted cruz, a lot of texas tech fans think
♪ grocery outlet bargain market ♪ >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"ight -- nikolaj coster-waldau. from marvel's "avengers: endgame" danai gurira. and music from backstreet boys. and now, hold on, jimmy kimmel. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: very nice. nice. nice. welcome. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. las vegas was nice. hey, who watched the -- i know not everyone has a...
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and now, great news, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everyone.elcome. thank you for coming. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on this sunny and beautiful day here in march. [ cheers and applause ]
and now, great news, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everyone.elcome. thank you for coming. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on this sunny and beautiful day here in march. [ cheers and applause ]
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with cleto and the cletones -- and now, double or nothin' jimmy kimmel! and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome! very nice. hi, everybody, welcome to the show. i'm jimmy. i'm the ht.
with cleto and the cletones -- and now, double or nothin' jimmy kimmel! and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome! very nice. hi, everybody, welcome to the show. i'm jimmy. i'm the ht.
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jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. very nice. thank you., thank you. hello!
jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. very nice. thank you., thank you. hello!
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and now, place your bets, jimmy kimmel![ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing? that's very nice. thank you. hello. las vegas, nevada. i appreciate it. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for joining us on the strip for the first of five nights in vegas. that's very kind. i don't know, how many -- just out of curiosity, how many locals do we have in the audience tonight? [ cheers and applause ] all right. well, i see a lot of faces i know. i grew up here. we moved to las vegas when i was 9 years old. i went to kenny gwynn junior high school. [ cheers and applause ] i went to clark high school. [ cheers and applause ] and then the university of nevada las vegas. [ cheers and applause ] i enrolled at unlv in the fall of 1985. as a young man i had the privilege of watching the great jerry tarkanian and his running rebels electrify this town. [ cheers and applause ] i started a promising career in high school at a store called miller's outpost where -- selling parachute
and now, place your bets, jimmy kimmel![ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing? that's very nice. thank you. hello. las vegas, nevada. i appreciate it. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for joining us on the strip for the first of five nights in vegas. that's very kind. i don't know, how many -- just out of curiosity, how many locals do we have in the audience tonight? [ cheers and applause ] all right. well, i see a lot of...
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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- from "game of thrones" nikolaj coster-waldau. from marvel's "avengers: endgame" danai gurira. and music from backstreet boys. and now, hold on, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] e.[ cheers and applause ] hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. that's very nice. hey, who watched the -- i know not everyone has a tv anymore, but who watched the college basketball game last night? [ cheers and applause ] you missed a good one if you didn't, the virginia cavaliers are the ncaa champions. they beat texas tech in overtime last night. virginia survived six games to get there. they overcame some very talented opponents. and as a result the players walk away with the top prize of zero dollars. so congratulations. don't spend it all on one pair of shorts. virginia's coach is a gentleman named tony bennett. when i saw his name trending, it made me nervous, because the other tony bennett's 92. and you don't want to -- that's the last thin
>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- from "game of thrones" nikolaj coster-waldau. from marvel's "avengers: endgame" danai gurira. and music from backstreet boys. and now, hold on, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] e.[ cheers and applause ] hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. that's very nice. hey, who watched the -- i know not everyone has a tv anymore, but who watched the...
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. >> "jimmy kimmel live." >> would you be interested in this, honestly drive around for day and spend $1 i must admit. i had a few good tricks to help hide my bladder leak pad. like the old "tunic tug". you know it, right? but i don't have to, with always discreet. i couldn't believe the difference. it's less bulky. and it really protects. watch this. the super absorbent core turns liquid and odor to gel, and locks it away. so i have nothing to hide. always discreet. for bladder leaks. >>> in the north bay, a tlieing nun. kind of. nun and family hoisted up by sheriffs' helicopter. sonoma county posted these online. jumped into russian river to help a family stuck in fast moving water but she got stuck too. remember, always wear a life jacket. >>> east bay organization is hoping for donations after catalytic converters were stolen from three vans used to transport patients. were stolen on channing way. executive director says this affects dozens of families and has message for whoever was responsible. >> we would have helped you if you came in for help because social service. but to st
. >> "jimmy kimmel live." >> would you be interested in this, honestly drive around for day and spend $1 i must admit. i had a few good tricks to help hide my bladder leak pad. like the old "tunic tug". you know it, right? but i don't have to, with always discreet. i couldn't believe the difference. it's less bulky. and it really protects. watch this. the super absorbent core turns liquid and odor to gel, and locks it away. so i have nothing to hide. always...
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and now, upping the ante, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank
and now, upping the ante, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank
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. >>> "jimmy kimmel live." >> tonight is night of many avengers. >> you're not in that clip. >> i enjoyed it anyway. >> does that mean shshow me homecoming. baby sloth videos on youtube. amy, do you uh mind giving someone else a turn? oh... yeah i made myself a little comfortable here. i got a pizza for amy! yes, that's me! xfinity lets you search netflix, prime video, and youtube with the sound of your voice. and i don't have my wallet, so... that's simple. easy. awesome. get xfinity internet and tv for $40 each a month for 12 months when you bundle both, and get 20 hours of cloud dvr service included. switch today. guys do whatever it takes to deal with shave irritation. so, we re-imagined the razor with the new gillette skinguard. it has a unique guard between the blades. that's designed to reduce irritation during the shave. because we believe all men deserve a razor just for them. the best a man can get. gillette. i swibecause they let metual, customize my insurance. and as a fitness junkie, i customize everything, like my bike, and my calves. liberty mutual customizes your car insur
. >>> "jimmy kimmel live." >> tonight is night of many avengers. >> you're not in that clip. >> i enjoyed it anyway. >> does that mean shshow me homecoming. baby sloth videos on youtube. amy, do you uh mind giving someone else a turn? oh... yeah i made myself a little comfortable here. i got a pizza for amy! yes, that's me! xfinity lets you search netflix, prime video, and youtube with the sound of your voice. and i don't have my wallet, so... that's...
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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"game of thrones" nikolaj coster-waldau. from marvel's "avengers: endgame" danai gurira. and music from backstreet boys. and now, hold on, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] e.[ cheers and applause ] hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. that's very nice. hey, who watched the -- i know
. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"game of thrones" nikolaj coster-waldau. from marvel's "avengers: endgame" danai gurira. and music from backstreet boys. and now, hold on, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] e.[ cheers and applause ] hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. that's very nice. hey, who watched the -- i know
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and now, cashing out, jimmy kimmel. [cheers and applause] ♪ you. ♪ >> jimmy: hi,
and now, cashing out, jimmy kimmel. [cheers and applause] ♪ you. ♪ >> jimmy: hi,
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and now, the coast is clear, jimmy kimmel. ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. welcome. show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us on -- i should say after. it turned out to be a rare
and now, the coast is clear, jimmy kimmel. ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. welcome. show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us on -- i should say after. it turned out to be a rare
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and now, buckle in, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone., welcome, welcome to the show. i am jimmy.
and now, buckle in, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone., welcome, welcome to the show. i am jimmy.
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. >> have a good night >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live."ight -- from "marvel's avengers: endgame," jeremy renner. "riverdale's" camila mendes. judge james. and music from alice merton. and now, first of all, jimmy kimmel. ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching at home.
. >> have a good night >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live."ight -- from "marvel's avengers: endgame," jeremy renner. "riverdale's" camila mendes. judge james. and music from alice merton. and now, first of all, jimmy kimmel. ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching at home.
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i lived here from 9 to 18. >> all this week, "jimmy kimmel live" will broadcast from planet hollywood and khloe kardashian will be his guests tonight. >> it would be great if they got in a fight, yeah, that would be the best. >> also on his vegas plate, he's opening up a comedy hot spot in may. >> at the very least it will be a lot of fun for me. >>> coming up, we're just getting started from las vegas. even the strip is getting "game of thrones" ready. but only we have star sophie turner, why ending the series sent her to therapy. >> then years of our life suddenly, like, gone. >>> then, we're touring tv's most famous pawnshop. but can i cut a deal with the pawn stars? >> come on. you don't see this every day. >>> and j.lo may have said good-bye to vegas, but she's still rocking that showgirl body. the jawdropping pic you got to see to believe. woman: opening night jitters. i adjust the mood to perfect. the audience arrives. ( ♪ ) courage. we have a fragrance for that. new glade plugins scented oil. sc johnson. >>> minutes away on "e.t." my blue man transformation in las vegas. clear
i lived here from 9 to 18. >> all this week, "jimmy kimmel live" will broadcast from planet hollywood and khloe kardashian will be his guests tonight. >> it would be great if they got in a fight, yeah, that would be the best. >> also on his vegas plate, he's opening up a comedy hot spot in may. >> at the very least it will be a lot of fun for me. >>> coming up, we're just getting started from las vegas. even the strip is getting "game of...
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jimmy kimmel live in vegas and >>> tv's number one daily viral video show, "right this minute." if you miss your exit, what do you do? >> hit the brakes. reverse. >> see the idiot's guide to creating chaos on the highway. >> oh! ♪ >> gold chains and all. >> his journey from the streets to rap stardom. it's a spectacular undertaking for someone who is also -- >> afraid of heights. >> wow. >> a quest to conquer one high anxiety high line. >> how do you even get up there? >> and a 9-year-old's dream job. >> is this the one? >> yeah. >> should we do it? >> the remarkable moment she sees the fruits of her labor. >> now the important part, taxes. >> very smart drivers out there, what do you do when you miss your exit? >> keep going straight and be patient. >> hit the brakes and reverse. >> that's exactly what that driver does. >> oh! >> whoa! >> the driver of that small van decided to stop in the middle of a very busy fast-moving freeway, causing the other van behind them to swerve out of the way, lose control, and end up on their side. and then -- >> oh! >> punks. they didn't even ch
jimmy kimmel live in vegas and >>> tv's number one daily viral video show, "right this minute." if you miss your exit, what do you do? >> hit the brakes. reverse. >> see the idiot's guide to creating chaos on the highway. >> oh! ♪ >> gold chains and all. >> his journey from the streets to rap stardom. it's a spectacular undertaking for someone who is also -- >> afraid of heights. >> wow. >> a quest to conquer one high anxiety...
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police department after the taping of jimmy kimmel live.aparazzi apparently overpowered her outside the theater yesterday. an lapd spokesperson confirms johanneson went to the police station after getting jostled around by a crowd of cameramen. she was not hurt. she ended up not filing a police report. >>> historic night on "american idol." >> for the first time ever, ryan seacrest was not there for his hosting duties. >> i am not ryan seacrest. i am bobby bones, sadly he is sick i look most like him. so they asked me to step in for him. >> it was taped a few weeks ago. h posted open twitter, thank you for bobby for filling in last minute. it's up to america. to top 14 compete this sunday right here on abc 7. >>> the cost of liveing in san francisco has forced a beloved restaurant in his valley to permanently close. >> harlequin cafe opened up 18 years ago. the owners say they are unable pay wages. they plan to open a new concept. the harlequin wine merchant is going to stay opened. >>> a sushi restaurant in san francisco suddenly closed. l
police department after the taping of jimmy kimmel live.aparazzi apparently overpowered her outside the theater yesterday. an lapd spokesperson confirms johanneson went to the police station after getting jostled around by a crowd of cameramen. she was not hurt. she ended up not filing a police report. >>> historic night on "american idol." >> for the first time ever, ryan seacrest was not there for his hosting duties. >> i am not ryan seacrest. i am bobby bones,...
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. >>> also making a trip to the kardashians, here last night for "jimmy kimmel live." >> yeah, and that'shere jimmy went there with khloe. >> i do want to ask about this character that you had a baby with, is it time to stop dating basketball players? >> i like what i like. what can i say? >> listen, keltie knight was keeping up with kim today to talk all about the latest family drama. >> you think kimmel went too far? >> no, he's always funny. i thought it was fine. called ih tristan thompson. all the drama will unfold in "keeping up with the kardashians." >> i think forgiveness is good. you have to talk to the people who are a little more involved. >> baby. >> there's also a lot of joy -- kim and kanye have baby number four on the way, a little boy, via surrogate. >> last time we sat down we mentioned the thing that you really stressed you was the lack of control. >> it definitely is a harder experience than i anticipate zmrd is it different this time? >> it's a different experience this time. i love my sewer gate. we have a really good relationship. >> now the busy mom is getting into
. >>> also making a trip to the kardashians, here last night for "jimmy kimmel live." >> yeah, and that'shere jimmy went there with khloe. >> i do want to ask about this character that you had a baby with, is it time to stop dating basketball players? >> i like what i like. what can i say? >> listen, keltie knight was keeping up with kim today to talk all about the latest family drama. >> you think kimmel went too far? >> no, he's always...