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kimmel jimmy kimmel ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel say jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy ♪ ♪ kimmel kimmel kimmeleers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, how about that. we're here with jamie foxx and his daughter corinne foxx. they are the co-hosts of "beat shazaam." has there ever been a father/daughter game show hosting team? >> i don't think so. we are trail blazers. >> i think we are, i think we are. >> jimmy: do you guys ride to work together? do you share a trailer? >> we do share, like, a dressing room trailer. and i am in hair and makeup for like two hours, and my dad is still ready after me. [ laughter ] i don't know, what are you doing? like, we're about to go and tape, and he's like, running -- >> jimmy: what do you do in there? >> it's a lot -- i have a lot of homies that come through. >> jimmy: i see, it's the homies. [ laughter ] >> it was the homies, you know. and the homies -- you know, there's all kinds of stuff going on. >> jimmy: i see, i see. >> you know, medicinal things. >> jimmy: you don't have homies? >> not as many as him apparently. >> no, but listen, i'm just so excited to w
kimmel jimmy kimmel ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel say jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy jimmy ♪ ♪ kimmel kimmel kimmeleers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, how about that. we're here with jamie foxx and his daughter corinne foxx. they are the co-hosts of "beat shazaam." has there ever been a father/daughter game show hosting team? >> i don't think so. we are trail blazers. >> i think we are, i think we are. >> jimmy: do you guys ride to work together? do you share a...
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right now on jimmy kimmel. have a good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- joel mchale, from "stuber," betty gilpin, and music from santana. and now, guess what, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching, thank you for coming, thank you for joining us on what was a day of po pomp dor in the united states. another candidate has thrown his hat into the ring, and that candidate is donald jennifer trump who launched his campaign at a rally in orlando. he was up bright and early today hyping and typing at 7:30 a.m. and wrote look what's going on in orlando, florida right now. people have never seen anything like it, unless you play a guitar, gonna be wild. see you later. this is what happens when you brush your teeth with mountain dew. trump really wanted a big crowd for this. he was pushin' it like a co-worker with an improv show. yesterday he wrote, big rally tomorrow night in orlando. looks to be setting records. records. we're building large movie screens to care of people. somehows o
right now on jimmy kimmel. have a good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- joel mchale, from "stuber," betty gilpin, and music from santana. and now, guess what, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching, thank you for coming, thank you for joining us on what was a day of po pomp dor in the united states. another candidate has thrown his hat into the ring, and...
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and now on your mark get set, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: when we come back, the >> jimmy: what a matchup. this has been the most dramatic series in the bay area since nash bridges, i think, really. kevin durant, once again was unable to play. he's out with an injury. at this point, the warriors' roster is so bandaged up, it looks like the cast of the "thriller" video. moments from now i will compete in a spelling battle against the winners of the scripps national spelling be, so -- [cheers and applause] this is the 16th year in a row we have done this. i am 0-15. eight kids won the spelling bee this year. they had to call it a tie between eight kids, because they ran out of words, which, for an organization of smart people is one of the dumbest things i've ever heard. so now i'll be forced to send not one but eight children home in tears tonight, and it's their fault. i also want to wish a happy birthday to our vice president mike pence who turned 60 years old today. [ applause ] our warmup guy doesn't pay much attention, but it w
and now on your mark get set, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: when we come back, the >> jimmy: what a matchup. this has been the most dramatic series in the bay area since nash bridges, i think, really. kevin durant, once again was unable to play. he's out with an injury. at this point, the warriors' roster is so bandaged up, it looks like the cast of the "thriller" video. moments from now i will compete in a spelling battle against the winners of the scripps national spelling be,...
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that's correct. >> jimmy: if you were addicted to fentanyl, you'd clap for it, too. >> kimmel gave out >> jimmy: take that, ellen! >> she just hands out edibles. everyone's just mellow. yeah, it was for father's day, i was invited to play fortnight. i am not good at all. >> jimmy: now invited to play fortnight, you played in a tournament, right? >> it was like the 50 best players and then a bunch of yahoos who are like, which button do i push to start? >> jimmy: you were a yahoo? >> i came out with the loser fruit. you guys know the loser fruit? that kid, whoever's clapping -- >> jimmy: i'm going to say the green melon is the loser fruit. >> how dare you. i don't know why you don't like melon. >> jimmy: not having that. grape. >> wait, i've never seen you do space work like that. >> jimmy: yeah. watch this, this is, you've never seen that? i grew up in las vegas. i'm a performer. >> it's true. >> jimmy: this is how i eat fruit salad on a plane, oh, great, orange melon. oh, apple. >> and then your wife -- >> jimmy: you can have the green. that's how it goes. sorry, i didn't mean to dera
that's correct. >> jimmy: if you were addicted to fentanyl, you'd clap for it, too. >> kimmel gave out >> jimmy: take that, ellen! >> she just hands out edibles. everyone's just mellow. yeah, it was for father's day, i was invited to play fortnight. i am not good at all. >> jimmy: now invited to play fortnight, you played in a tournament, right? >> it was like the 50 best players and then a bunch of yahoos who are like, which button do i push to start?...
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. >> ama >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- miles teller. from "family food fight" ayesha curry. and music from hollywood vampires. and now, to whom it may concern, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: hello, welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. welcome to hollywood. relax. i know a lot of you are visiting us from out of town. quick show of hands. did any of you travel with an emotional support animal tonight? all right, good, can you stay. it used to be when you're on a plane you'd only run into seeing eye dogs and real service animals like that. but now you can go online. for about $30 get a note from a doctor saying you need an animal to be able to fly without freaking out. and, as a result, the animal population on planes has skyrocketed. there are now more animals than people on planes. the national service animal registry, which is a company that sells those official-looking vests for pets, in 2011 they had 2400 service and comfort animals in their registry, now there are 200,000. there are 200
. >> ama >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- miles teller. from "family food fight" ayesha curry. and music from hollywood vampires. and now, to whom it may concern, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: hello, welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. welcome to hollywood. relax. i know a lot of you are visiting us from out of town. quick show of hands. did any of you travel with an emotional...
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for dan, all of us, thanks for >> dickey: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, the cast of "dark phoenix" featuring -- sophie turner -- james mcavoy -- jennifer lawrence -- michael fassbender -- jessica chastain -- nicholas hoult -- and tye sheridan -- plus unified heavyweight champion andy ruiz jr. -- and a tribute to avicii featuring aloe blacc. and now, hold tight, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome, thank you, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. thanks for watching, i'm glad you're here. oh, we have a super powerful show for you tonight. this is a rare night in hollywood where there are actual super bowls instead of the fake ones outside. the cast of "dark fiphoenix" is with us. flagstaff, phoenix, i made the last one up. but they're all your favorite x men and women. there are more celebrities than parents weekend at ufc. it's quite an evening. and also with us, i'm super excited about this, he's the new heavyweight champion of the world. he is the first mexican ever to be heavyweight champion of the world. andy ruiz jr. is here
for dan, all of us, thanks for >> dickey: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, the cast of "dark phoenix" featuring -- sophie turner -- james mcavoy -- jennifer lawrence -- michael fassbender -- jessica chastain -- nicholas hoult -- and tye sheridan -- plus unified heavyweight champion andy ruiz jr. -- and a tribute to avicii featuring aloe blacc. and now, hold tight, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome, thank you, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show....
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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live. tonight, taron egerton. senator amy klobuchar and music from the special. and now, suddenly, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome, thank you. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. sit, please, appreciate that. we are back to work here after we had an extra day off for memorial day. i hope you had a good one. this is a big travel weekend. you can really see why when you travel. there's no better way to kick off summer than by listening to your kids fighting in the back seat over an ipad for six hours in a back seat that smells like gogurt. the president was in japan for the weekend. the trip was a success. we are not at war as a result of it. a few years back on memorial day weekend when he was not president he tweeted, does president obama ever discuss the sneak attack on pearl harbor while he's in japan? thousands of american lives lost, needless to say, trump opted not to bring it up either while he was there. instead, he decided to see obese men fight in diapers
. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live. tonight, taron egerton. senator amy klobuchar and music from the special. and now, suddenly, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome, thank you. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. sit, please, appreciate that. we are back to work here after we had an extra day off for memorial day. i hope you had a good one. this is a big travel weekend. you can really see why when you travel. there's no...
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and now, simply put, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thank you for joining us here in hollywood. can you feel summer coming on? do you feel that today was the last day of spring, which means tomorrow is the first day of summer. finally, we get to see the weird guy from i.t. in sandals again. it's all very exciting. our president is making some frenemies this summer. at the white house today, the president hosted justin trudeau. you know you have a hot head president when you have to defuse tensions with canada. but trudeau arrived in a uber as you can see. trump hasn't threatened to build a wall in the northern border, so. the president is having a bigly week. he launched his campaign in orlando and made the cover of "time" magazine where it looks like they named him desk salesman of the month. how is this a natural way to position your body. trump says "my whole life is a bet." and right now the white house is running about as smoothly as one of his bankrupt casinos. trump chatted with "time" for about an hour.
and now, simply put, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thank you for joining us here in hollywood. can you feel summer coming on? do you feel that today was the last day of spring, which means tomorrow is the first day of summer. finally, we get to see the weird guy from i.t. in sandals again. it's all very exciting. our president is making some frenemies this summer. at the white house today, the president hosted justin trudeau. you know...
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>> jimmy kimmel made me do it. >> oh, happy father's day to me. >> dad, it's for jimmy kimmel.re you mad? >> oh! >> [ bleep ]. >> let me see the -- >> it was -- >> get in here and run like a [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ snoring ] [ laughter ] >> happy father's day. >> jimmy: oh, the final indignity. [ cheers and applause ] thanks to everyone who took part. especially those who are now deceased. we have a great show for you tonight. we have music from rob thomas. anthony jeselnik is here. and we'll be right back with christina applegate. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: abc's "jimmy kimmel live," brought to you by mercedes-benz. just the automobile, will transform nt but mobility itself. an autonomous-thinking vehicle protecting those inside and out. and it's the mercedes-benz of today that will help us get there. the 2019 e-class, with innovations that will change the way we drive from this day forward. visit your local mercedes-benz dealer for exceptional lease and financing offers. mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. my name is taylor, and i'm a tv producer. this surface laptop
>> jimmy kimmel made me do it. >> oh, happy father's day to me. >> dad, it's for jimmy kimmel.re you mad? >> oh! >> [ bleep ]. >> let me see the -- >> it was -- >> get in here and run like a [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ snoring ] [ laughter ] >> happy father's day. >> jimmy: oh, the final indignity. [ cheers and applause ] thanks to everyone who took part. especially those who are now deceased. we have a great show for you tonight. we...
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jimmy kimmel live is next. >> good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- will arnett, from "always be my maybe," ali wong. and music from king calaway. and now, pace yourselves, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. those who've been with us during our nba pregame special in prime time for game 5 of the nba finals between the raptors and the warriors. in the history of the nba finals no team has ever come back from a 3-1 hole to win against an opponent to eats round bacon. and that was -- [ laughter ] the warriors' fas k tonight. much of the focus today was on whether kevin durant would be able to play in the game. coach steve kerr said durant is either going to play or he's not. and he was right. [ laughter ] he did play. how the game turned out we don't know yet because we shoot our show at 5:00 in l.a. and the game starts at 6:00 in l.a. even though the game is not in l.a. it's in toronto. why they say in l.a. makes no -- it's all very confu
jimmy kimmel live is next. >> good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- will arnett, from "always be my maybe," ali wong. and music from king calaway. and now, pace yourselves, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. those who've been with us during our nba pregame special in prime time for game 5 of the nba finals between...
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and now, to whom it may concern, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: hello, welcome. i'm jimmy.e show. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. welcome to hollywood. relax. i know a lot of you are visiting us from out of town. quick show of hands. did any of you travel with an emotional support animal tonight? all right, good, can you stay. it used to be when you're on a plane you'd only run into seeing eye dogs and real service animals like that.
and now, to whom it may concern, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: hello, welcome. i'm jimmy.e show. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. welcome to hollywood. relax. i know a lot of you are visiting us from out of town. quick show of hands. did any of you travel with an emotional support animal tonight? all right, good, can you stay. it used to be when you're on a plane you'd only run into seeing eye dogs and real service animals like that.
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and now, remain seated, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. thanks for watching. a special welcome, those of us who joined us in prime time earlier tonight alongside game three of the nba finals. it is a contest between the golden state warriors and raptors of toronto. kevin durant was out of the lineup again. the warriors were forced to rely on their six other secret weapons tonight.
and now, remain seated, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. thanks for watching. a special welcome, those of us who joined us in prime time earlier tonight alongside game three of the nba finals. it is a contest between the golden state warriors and raptors of toronto. kevin durant was out of the lineup again. the warriors were forced to rely on their six other secret weapons tonight.
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but first a look at what's ahead on jimmy kimmel live tonight right after abc7 news at 11:00. jimmy? >> we are very important tonight. >> can i make one suggestion? the next time you go into a meeting, a negotiation. have fast internet a littland now the besthat you mobile network too? yeah and get them together and save hundreds on your wireless bill. wow, that's great. oh, and this looks great. are these words for sale? no. go, go, go, go. now you can get fast, reliable internet and save hundreds on your wireless bill. that's simple, easy, awesome. taxi! should i have stopped her? get started with a limited time offer on xfinity internet for $19.99 a month for 12 months, plus ask how to get two-hundred-fifty back when you switch to xfinity mobile. >>> sephora will close all of its stores this wednesday for workers to go through diversity training. the training comes after r&b singer sza tweeted in april accusing a sephora store in calabasas of racial profiling. she says the employee called security on her because they thought she was stealing. sephora apologized for the incid
but first a look at what's ahead on jimmy kimmel live tonight right after abc7 news at 11:00. jimmy? >> we are very important tonight. >> can i make one suggestion? the next time you go into a meeting, a negotiation. have fast internet a littland now the besthat you mobile network too? yeah and get them together and save hundreds on your wireless bill. wow, that's great. oh, and this looks great. are these words for sale? no. go, go, go, go. now you can get fast, reliable internet...
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fly better. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concerts, speaker pelosi, laine hardy. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. but first, this is her album. it is called "the pains of growing." here with the song "out of love," alessia cara! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i won't tell you i'm lonely 'cause it might be selfish♪ ♪ i won't ask you to hold me 'cause that won't mend ♪ ♪ what's helpless there's not a thing i could say ♪ ♪ not a song i could sing for your mind to change ♪ ♪ nothing can fill up the space won't ask you to stay ♪ ♪ but let me ask you one thing oh when did you fall ♪ ♪ out of love out of love oh when did you fall ♪ ♪ out of love with me i can't float in an ocean ♪ ♪ that's already been drained i won't cry at your feet now♪ ♪ i know my tears will fall in vain and there's not a thing ♪ ♪ i could say not a song i could sing for your mind ♪ ♪ to change nothing can fill up the space won't ask you ♪ ♪ to stay but let me ask you one thing oh when did you ♪ ♪ fall out of love out of love oh when did you fall out of love w
fly better. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concerts, speaker pelosi, laine hardy. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. but first, this is her album. it is called "the pains of growing." here with the song "out of love," alessia cara! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i won't tell you i'm lonely 'cause it might be selfish♪ ♪ i won't ask you to hold me 'cause that won't...
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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jada pinkett smith, from "nosferatu" zachary quinto, and music from bryce vine. and now, remain seated, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. thanks for watching. a special welcome, those of us who joined us in prime time earlier tonight alongside game three of the nba finals. it is a contest between the golden state warriors and raptors of toronto. kevin durant was out of the lineup again. the warriors were forced to rely on their six other secret weapons tonight. this has been a very interesting week for the sea of oakland. not only are they hosting their fifth nba finals, their city council voted to decriminalize h hallucinogenic mushrooms. [cheers and applause] more people in oakland were watching their wallpaper tonight than game three. but for those who were watching, this is what the game looked like. >> that's poor communication. you had both guys lead the ball. and it's his first shot. curry against danny green.
. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jada pinkett smith, from "nosferatu" zachary quinto, and music from bryce vine. and now, remain seated, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. thanks for watching. a special welcome, those of us who joined us in prime time earlier tonight alongside game three of the nba finals. it is a contest between the golden state warriors and raptors of...
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>> jimmy kimmel made me do it. >> oh, happy father's day to me. >> dad, it's for jimmy kimmel. are you mad? >> oh! >> [ bleep ]. >> let me see the -- >> it was -- >> get in here and run like a [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ snoring ] [ laughter ] >> happy father's day. >> jimmy: oh, the final indignity. [ cheers and applause ] thanks to everyone who took part. especially those who are now deceased. we have a great show for you tonight. we have music from rob thomas. anthony jeselnik is here. and we'll be right back with christina applegate. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: abc's "jimmy kimmel live," brought to you by mcdonald's. ♪ [door bell] ♪ ♪ [door bell] other places deliver food. we deliver more than that. ♪ delivering happy. mcdonald's with uber eats. zero dollar delivery fee for a limited time. look! it's a hmm... whale. i don't know. that's it. suit up! ♪ ha-ha! watch the fur! ♪ ahhh... what do you see in your cheetos? so recently my son's band was signed by a record label. while we're on the road, i can keep my parents in the loop with the whole facetime thing. i created a
>> jimmy kimmel made me do it. >> oh, happy father's day to me. >> dad, it's for jimmy kimmel. are you mad? >> oh! >> [ bleep ]. >> let me see the -- >> it was -- >> get in here and run like a [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ snoring ] [ laughter ] >> happy father's day. >> jimmy: oh, the final indignity. [ cheers and applause ] thanks to everyone who took part. especially those who are now deceased. we have a great show for you tonight. we...
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. >> here's a look at what's coming up on jimmy kimmel live. jimmy? >> thanks. have a look at this and tell them jimmy sent you. >> we have similar good beards. >> we're similarly handsome. >> you're getting as much andsomer. it's true. ♪ ♪ this is how driving should feel. the tech-advanced nissan leaf. the best selling electric vehicle of all time. this is nissan intelligent mobility. ♪ >>> we've been focused on transportation and b.a.r.t. is part of our effort to build a better bay area. and the good news for b.a.r.t. came during a twitter town hall during which they were trying to answer rider's concerns. dion lim has more. >> reporter: just as it got you believed way, b.a.r.t. tweeted out this breaking news. >> we got the grant. >> reporter: which opened the flood gates to all of these keys from quitter users and riders, which we posted. after a year and a half of claiming the federal transportation commission was slowing down grant approval to improve your commute, b.a.r.t. is $300 million closer to their request of $1.25 billion in funding. >> this was a h
. >> here's a look at what's coming up on jimmy kimmel live. jimmy? >> thanks. have a look at this and tell them jimmy sent you. >> we have similar good beards. >> we're similarly handsome. >> you're getting as much andsomer. it's true. ♪ ♪ this is how driving should feel. the tech-advanced nissan leaf. the best selling electric vehicle of all time. this is nissan intelligent mobility. ♪ >>> we've been focused on transportation and b.a.r.t. is part...
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continent"jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, the cast of "spider-man: far from home" featuring tom holland jake gyllenhaal zendaya cobie smulders and jacob batalon. plus music from vampire weekend. and now, here we go, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: hi there. welcome, welcome. very nice. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i'm glad you're here. i'm just glad. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: we're in a kinder -- we have a lot of good stuff going on. the cast of spiderman "far from home" is back stage. [cheers and applause] there's one movie i'm excited about this summer -- well, it's detective pikachu, but i'm also excited about spiderman far from home. this is about peter parker and his friends going on a trip to europe. there are so many super hero movies shooting their vacations. and dr. strange goes on a yoga retreat to tulum. do you feel your spidey senses tingling? go to the doctor. if it's not, come back. today the white house welcomed the world series boston red s
continent"jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, the cast of "spider-man: far from home" featuring tom holland jake gyllenhaal zendaya cobie smulders and jacob batalon. plus music from vampire weekend. and now, here we go, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: hi there. welcome, welcome. very nice. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i'm glad you're here. i'm just glad. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: we're in a kinder -- we...
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and now, suddenly, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome, thank you. hi, i'm jimmy.how. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. sit, please, appreciate that. we are back to work here after we had an extra day off for memorial day. i hope you had a good one. this is a big travel weekend. you can really see why when you travel. there's no better way to kick off summer than by listening to your kids fighting in the back
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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kumail nanjiani, cnn's jim acosta, from "yesterday," himesh patel, and "this week in unnecessary censorship." and now, simply put -- jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. gracias. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood. can you feel summer coming on? do you feel that? today was the last day of spring, which means tomorrow is the first day of summer, finally we get to see the weird guy from i.t. in sandals again. it's all very exciting. our president is making some frenemies this summer. at the white house, trump hosted the prime minister of canada, justin trudeau with whom he's had a contentious relationship. you know you have a hot head president when you have to defuse tensions with canada. trump hasn't threatened to build a wall on the northern border, so. the president is having a bigly week. he launched his campaign and was on the cover of "time" magazine and looks like desk salesman of the month. how is thi
. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kumail nanjiani, cnn's jim acosta, from "yesterday," himesh patel, and "this week in unnecessary censorship." and now, simply put -- jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. gracias. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood. can you feel summer coming on? do you feel that? today was the last day of spring, which means tomorrow is the...
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and now, pace yourselves, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy.ost of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. those who've been with us during our nba pregame special in prime time for game 5 of the nba finals between the raptors and the warriors. in the history of the nba finals no team has ever come back from a 3-1 hole to win against an opponent to eats round bacon. and that was -- [ laughter ] the warriors' fas k tonight.
and now, pace yourselves, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy.ost of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. those who've been with us during our nba pregame special in prime time for game 5 of the nba finals between the raptors and the warriors. in the history of the nba finals no team has ever come back from a 3-1 hole to win against an opponent to eats round bacon. and that was -- [ laughter ] the warriors' fas k tonight.
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. >> first here's a look at what's coming up on jimmy kimmel after abc7 news. jimmy. >> have a look and tell them jimmy sent you. >> we have like similar good beards. >> we're similarly handsome. >> you are getting much handsomer. >> not really. >> it's true. what are you doing? >> you should see me with my ♪ ♪ this is how driving should feel. the tech-advanced nissan leaf. the best selling electric vehicle of all time. this is nissan intelligent mobility. ♪ compare comcast business to your current provider. my current service provider does not provide half of what you provide. and to know that i could save money? i'd be thrilled. this sounds like a whole business package, which would be incredible. so what are you guys waiting for? let's do it. (laughs) comcast business gives you a full suite of products with great performance and value. get fast, reliable internet on the nation's largest gig-speed network for less than at&t. that's 120 dollars less a year. better, faster. i mean sign me up. comcast business. beyond fast. >>> a really disturbing discovery. an u
. >> first here's a look at what's coming up on jimmy kimmel after abc7 news. jimmy. >> have a look and tell them jimmy sent you. >> we have like similar good beards. >> we're similarly handsome. >> you are getting much handsomer. >> not really. >> it's true. what are you doing? >> you should see me with my ♪ ♪ this is how driving should feel. the tech-advanced nissan leaf. the best selling electric vehicle of all time. this is nissan...
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♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> jimmy: i'm jimmy and i'm host of the show.ng us for monday night basketball here on abc. we are barging into primetime for game five of the nba finals between the three-peat seeking golden state warriors and those pesky poutine machines, the raptors of toronto. apologies to those of you who tuned in expecting to see "the bachelorette." hannah b. has been preempted until tomorrow night -- if you really -- you think about it, "the bachelorette" and basketball are basically the same thing, a group of 30 handsome young men traveling around, soaking in hot tubs and fighting over a ring, right? i mean, it's got everything but the herpes, so -- [ cheers and applause ] as the raptors take this series back to toronto for a hometown date, the series is back in canada, and not a moment too soon. the warriors have been pretty banged up. they're looking to score some low-cost prescription drugs while they're there. [ laughter ] the fans in toronto are really something else. they're passionate, but also restrained, at least compared to what
♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> jimmy: i'm jimmy and i'm host of the show.ng us for monday night basketball here on abc. we are barging into primetime for game five of the nba finals between the three-peat seeking golden state warriors and those pesky poutine machines, the raptors of toronto. apologies to those of you who tuned in expecting to see "the bachelorette." hannah b. has been preempted until tomorrow night -- if you really -- you think about it, "the...
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jimmy: i'm sorry. they didn't give them to me. >> when doing kimmel show please don't mention academy awards. >> jimmy:tion the academy awards -- >> no, not mine. yours -- >> jimmy: oh, me on the academy awards? why, did something happen? >> you got bounced, my friend. [ cheers and applause ] and you work for the network. but they do give you this. it's actually a much more thicker packet than what i carried around. >> jimmy: i wanted to ask because you're from oakland if you're following the series and if you're into it. >> the golden state warriors, i was there -- i was there during the ric barry years. i saw kareem abdul-jabbar play. i actually saw the buffalo braves and the baltimore bullets play. isn't that a great name for a basketball team? the bullets. >> jimmy: then there was the washington bullets which is even worse. >> i guess the term baltimore handguns, that wasn't really -- that wouldn't really sell you. but no, they're leaving what i grew up knowing as the oakland alameda coliseum complex arena. that's where the warriors played and the oakland seals played, the hockey team that i went a
jimmy: i'm sorry. they didn't give them to me. >> when doing kimmel show please don't mention academy awards. >> jimmy:tion the academy awards -- >> no, not mine. yours -- >> jimmy: oh, me on the academy awards? why, did something happen? >> you got bounced, my friend. [ cheers and applause ] and you work for the network. but they do give you this. it's actually a much more thicker packet than what i carried around. >> jimmy: i wanted to ask because you're...
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. >> and first, though, here's a look at what's coming up on jimmy kimmel live on abc7 news at 11:00. jimmy. >> thanks, dan and alma. we have almost too much entertainment for you tonight. have you guys been together as a group since you shot the movie? >> we would always cgi together. we never met. man, that's a cool looking hot tub. we should check on the baby. he's so sweet. maybe too sweet? internet's down. go! your home is only as smart as your internet. get reliable at&t fiber and get speeds up to 300 megabits per second and directv. bundle for 75 dollars a month for 12 months. limited availability. may not be in your area. more for your thing. that's our thing. call 1-800-call-att. when it comes to reducing the evsugar in your family's diet,m. coke, dr pepper and pepsi hear you. we're working together to do just that. bringing you more great tasting beverages with less sugar or no sugar at all. smaller portion sizes, clear calorie labels and reminders to think balance. because we know mom wants what's best. more beverage choices, smaller portions, less sugar. balanceus.org ♪ ♪
. >> and first, though, here's a look at what's coming up on jimmy kimmel live on abc7 news at 11:00. jimmy. >> thanks, dan and alma. we have almost too much entertainment for you tonight. have you guys been together as a group since you shot the movie? >> we would always cgi together. we never met. man, that's a cool looking hot tub. we should check on the baby. he's so sweet. maybe too sweet? internet's down. go! your home is only as smart as your internet. get reliable...
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. >>> but first, here's a look at what's coming up tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" right after abc 7 news at 11:00. >> jimmy. >> thanks, dan and dion. we've got? cheese-covered faces tonight. [ laughter ] when it comes to reducing the evsugar in your family's diet,m. coke, dr pepper and pepsi hear you. we're working together to do just that. bringing you more great tasting beverages with less sugar or no sugar at all. smaller portion sizes, clear calorie labels and reminders to think balance. because we know mom wants what's best. more beverage choices, smaller portions, less sugar. balanceus.org compare comcast business to your current provider. my current service provider does not provide half of what you provide. and to know that i could save money? i'd be thrilled. this sounds like a whole business package, which would be incredible. so what are you guys waiting for? let's do it. (laughs) comcast business gives you a full suite of products with great performance and value. get fast, reliable internet on the nation's largest gig-speed network for less than at&t. that's 120 dollars less
. >>> but first, here's a look at what's coming up tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" right after abc 7 news at 11:00. >> jimmy. >> thanks, dan and dion. we've got? cheese-covered faces tonight. [ laughter ] when it comes to reducing the evsugar in your family's diet,m. coke, dr pepper and pepsi hear you. we're working together to do just that. bringing you more great tasting beverages with less sugar or no sugar at all. smaller portion sizes, clear calorie labels and...
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first, here's a look at what's coming up on jimmy kimmel live. jimmy? >> i strongly urge you to continue watching tv all night tonight. >> hey, how you doing? tom hanks and i'm stealing this. have fast internet a littland now the besthat you mobile network too? yeah and get them together and save hundreds on your wireless bill. wow, that's great. oh, and this looks great. are these words for sale? no. go, go, go, go. now you can get fast, reliable internet and save hundreds on your wireless bill. that's simple, easy, awesome. taxi! should i have stopped her? get started with a limited time offer on xfinity internet for $19.99 a month for 12 months, plus ask how to get two-hundred-fifty back when you switch to xfinity mobile. ♪ ♪ this is how driving should feel. the tech-advanced nissan leaf. the best selling electric vehicle of all time. this is nissan intelligent mobility. ♪ . kbloir. >>> on the 3e7bs la, the rits carlton hotel has agreed to pay a seven figure fine. beachgoers had complained for years that they've been turned away from a parking area r
first, here's a look at what's coming up on jimmy kimmel live. jimmy? >> i strongly urge you to continue watching tv all night tonight. >> hey, how you doing? tom hanks and i'm stealing this. have fast internet a littland now the besthat you mobile network too? yeah and get them together and save hundreds on your wireless bill. wow, that's great. oh, and this looks great. are these words for sale? no. go, go, go, go. now you can get fast, reliable internet and save hundreds on your...
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"jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kevin costner, comedian tim robinson, the national spelling bee champs, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from the lumineers. and now on your mark get set, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: when we come back, the >> jimmy: what a matchup. this has been the most dramatic series in the bay area since nash bridges, i think,
"jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kevin costner, comedian tim robinson, the national spelling bee champs, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from the lumineers. and now on your mark get set, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: when we come back, the >> jimmy: what a matchup. this has been the most dramatic series in the bay area since nash bridges, i think,
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continent"jimmy kimmel live"!ht, the cast of "spider-man: far from home" featuring tom holland jake gyllenhaal zendaya cobie smulders and jacob batalon. plus music from vampire weekend. and now, here we go, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: hi there. welcome, welcome. very nice. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i'm glad you're here. i'm just glad. [cheers and applause]
continent"jimmy kimmel live"!ht, the cast of "spider-man: far from home" featuring tom holland jake gyllenhaal zendaya cobie smulders and jacob batalon. plus music from vampire weekend. and now, here we go, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: hi there. welcome, welcome. very nice. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i'm glad you're here. i'm just glad. [cheers and applause]
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and now, for all the marbles, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi everybody, i'm jimmy kimmel. welcome to our nba special. [ cheers and applause ] don't worry, it's not almost midnight. you didn't pass out and just wake up. we are in primetime for game three of the finals between the golden state warriors and toronto raptors from oakland, california. i never thought i'd have to say this, but the nba finals are finally back in america where god and donald trump intended them to be. the first two games were in toronto. the canadians were, as usual, very gracious hosts. they even wrote a letter of apology for winning the first game. raptors had a good chance to win it on sunday, too. they had a solid lead in the first half. the warriors went scoreless for more than five minutes and still won. you know you have a good team when you can win even though your players stopped to take a nap for five minutes. not only did toronto drop game two, they forgot to check in their flight online and got stuck with boarding group "
and now, for all the marbles, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi everybody, i'm jimmy kimmel. welcome to our nba special. [ cheers and applause ] don't worry, it's not almost midnight. you didn't pass out and just wake up. we are in primetime for game three of the finals between the golden state warriors and toronto raptors from oakland, california. i never thought i'd have to say this, but the nba finals are finally back in america where god and donald trump intended them...
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all that's ahead but first here's what's coming up on jimmy kimmel live. jimmy. >> thanks, dan. you're going to love tonight, i know it. i'm proud to present you with the nobel pizza prize. ♪ ♪ this is how driving should feel. the tech-advanced nissan leaf. the best selling electric vehicle of all time. this is nissan intelligent mobility. ♪ ♪ off! deep woods provides long lasting mosquito protection. so you can keep living life your way. off! live on. sc johnson. . >>> in the north bay a cal poly student has helped change a 10-year-old burn victim's life. he's given him the gift of his hands. our reporter explains how the prosthetic bionic hands were made. >> reporter: this is the moment he got the use of his hands back thanks to a group of engineering students from cal poly co-led by austin conrad. >> to see his face light up was really cool. >> reporter: that's what drove him to work tire lesley to build a bionic and prosthetic hand. his left hand is essentially fingerless because of a car fire last year. he lost most of his family in the crash today. >> when you work with so
all that's ahead but first here's what's coming up on jimmy kimmel live. jimmy. >> thanks, dan. you're going to love tonight, i know it. i'm proud to present you with the nobel pizza prize. ♪ ♪ this is how driving should feel. the tech-advanced nissan leaf. the best selling electric vehicle of all time. this is nissan intelligent mobility. ♪ ♪ off! deep woods provides long lasting mosquito protection. so you can keep living life your way. off! live on. sc johnson. . >>>...
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for anthony and drew, all of us, thank >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"!s. from "better things," pamela adlonn. this week in unnecessary censorship. and music from koffee. but now, just hold on, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] don't mind him. welcome once again to those of you who joined us earlier tonight in prime time tonight. we had game 6 from oakland between the golden state warriors and the toronto raptors. it was the final game for the warriors ever at oracle arena in oakland. maybe the final game of the season.
for anthony and drew, all of us, thank >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"!s. from "better things," pamela adlonn. this week in unnecessary censorship. and music from koffee. but now, just hold on, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] don't mind him. welcome once again to those of you who joined us earlier tonight in prime time tonight. we had...
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all right, we appreciate your time. >> thanks for joining us. >> dickey: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmeltonight, the cast of "dark phoenix" featuring -- sophie turner -- james mcavoy -- jennifer lawrence -- michael fassbender -- jessica chastain -- nicholas hoult -- and tye sheridan -- plus unified heavyweight champion andy ruiz jr. -- and a tribute to avicii d now, j kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome, thank you, m. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. thanks for watching, i'm glad you're here. oh, we have a super powerful show for you tonight. this is a rare night in hollywood where there are actual super bowls instead of the fake ones outside. the cast of "dark phoenix" is with us.
all right, we appreciate your time. >> thanks for joining us. >> dickey: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmeltonight, the cast of "dark phoenix" featuring -- sophie turner -- james mcavoy -- jennifer lawrence -- michael fassbender -- jessica chastain -- nicholas hoult -- and tye sheridan -- plus unified heavyweight champion andy ruiz jr. -- and a tribute to avicii d now, j kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome, thank you, m. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming....
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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- miles teller.m "family food fight" ayesha curry. and music from hollywood vampires. and now, to whom it may concern, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: hello, welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. welcome to hollywood. relax. i know a lot of you are visiting us from out of town. quick show of hands. did any of you travel with an emotional support animal tonight? all right, good, can you stay. it used to be when you're on a plane you'd only run
. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- miles teller.m "family food fight" ayesha curry. and music from hollywood vampires. and now, to whom it may concern, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: hello, welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. welcome to hollywood. relax. i know a lot of you are visiting us from out of town. quick show of hands. did any of you travel with an emotional support animal...
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and now, why not, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome to the show. i'm jimmy.ers and applause ] thank you for everything. that's very nice. i appreciate it. hope you had a good weekend. how many of you in our studio audience saw "game of thrones" last night? more than 19 million americans gathered around their televisions last night. it was the most watched episode
and now, why not, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome to the show. i'm jimmy.ers and applause ] thank you for everything. that's very nice. i appreciate it. hope you had a good weekend. how many of you in our studio audience saw "game of thrones" last night? more than 19 million americans gathered around their televisions last night. it was the most watched episode
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and now, just hold on, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. welcome. welcome once again to those of you who joined us earlier tonight in prime time. we had game six from oakland between the golden state warriors and the toronto raptors. this is the final game for the warriors everybody at oracle arena. maybe the final game of the season. people don't realize we shoot the show at 8:00 in the morning. we try to get a jump on kelly and ryan. but we know someone won, and we have an american treasure from m oakland, the great tom hanks with us. you may have heard his "toy story 4." 4." i like every tom hanks movie except the one he saves matt damon at the end. tomorrow is flag day, and it's also our president's birthday. donald trump turns 73 years old tomorrow. he's the oldest president ever. i'll send him your best. how is donald trump only 73? it feels like he's been president since '73. anyway, they're having a fun shindig at the white house tomorrow. melania is planning to hide inside a cake. she's
and now, just hold on, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. welcome. welcome once again to those of you who joined us earlier tonight in prime time. we had game six from oakland between the golden state warriors and the toronto raptors. this is the final game for the warriors everybody at oracle arena. maybe the final game of the season. people don't realize we shoot the show at 8:00 in the morning. we try...
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for larry, sandhya, all of us here >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!joel mchale, from "stuber," betty gilpin, and music from santana. and now, guess what, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching, thank you for coming, thank you for joining us on what was a day of pomp dor in the united states. another candidate has thrown his hat into the ring, and that candidate is donald jennifer trump who launched his campaign at a rally in orlando.
for larry, sandhya, all of us here >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!joel mchale, from "stuber," betty gilpin, and music from santana. and now, guess what, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching, thank you for coming, thank you for joining us on what was a day of pomp dor in the united states. another candidate has thrown his hat into the ring, and that candidate is donald...
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jimmy kimmel next.er. >> good night. >>> tv's number one daily video show, "right this minute." >>> fire in the kitchen, but no particular situation. >> but see how the flames keep sneaking out and nobody can stop them. >> whoa! >>> a photographer catches not one, not two -- >> but six white rhinos. >> the unreal scene with some fantastic beaks. >>> bishop's got places to be. >> and he ain't waiting for nobody. >> how you can help a tough little guy keeping up with his twin. >>> and a kid helping with a car trick -- >> it's okay. >> especially when you see what's inside of broken skate a. >>whoa. >>> this first video is all about escalation but it's from inside a kitchen where you can see this wok cooking off on the right hand side. it reaches such a high temperature that the oil inside has sparked. this is nothing crazy. chef goes over, turns off the gas. patiently waits to see if the flames will die down. they don't. they're burning away. okay. no problem. we know what to do in this particular situati
jimmy kimmel next.er. >> good night. >>> tv's number one daily video show, "right this minute." >>> fire in the kitchen, but no particular situation. >> but see how the flames keep sneaking out and nobody can stop them. >> whoa! >>> a photographer catches not one, not two -- >> but six white rhinos. >> the unreal scene with some fantastic beaks. >>> bishop's got places to be. >> and he ain't waiting for nobody....
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"hey jimmy kimmel, i threw cheese on my dad's face." have fun with it. be careful. don't throw a wheel of cheese at your dad, just a slice. then put it on youtube. be on the lookout for a message from us. we'll put the best videos on the show. we've had a lot of success with this. one year, we had kids hop on pop. >> ah! ah! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that man has not had a decent night's sleep since. another year, we just told kids, tell your dad you love him. >> all: i love you, dad! [ bleep ] >> i love you, dad! >> ah, stop it! [ laughter ] >> i love you, dad! >> i am gonna [ bleep ] stick that thing so far up your ass, you're going to taste it. do you understand me? >> jimmy: what he means is, "i love you, too, son." so, this year, we want you to grab a kraft single or whatever. "hey jimmy kimmel, i threw cheese on my dad's face." we will also accept cheese whiz if you so desire. be creative. have fun with it at dad's expense and we will look at the results after father's day. we have a good-ish, if not great-ish, show for you tonight.
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jimmy kimmel live is next. >> tv's number one daily viral video show, right this minute.ike guys goofing around. >> i didn't know there was a technical name for it. >> it proofs too much for the elevator. it has bohemian rhapsody all over it. >> thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening. >> they have to dress to impress. >> look at the tree. >> see the wild times of fair palosa. why are the jonas brothers whispering? the spine-tingling video that has you grabbing your head phones. >> the videos are around in the elevator, right? >> i'm expecting that. >> just having fun. >> guys being guys. >> he wanted to punch the door off. >> that's what he did. >> i didn't know there was a technical name for it. the perfect wing kung fu posture. >> and then they go flying back. >> are you serious. did she do that? >> look at the doors. >> this is what happens. >> he is no bruce lee. >> he touched show hard he
jimmy kimmel live is next. >> tv's number one daily viral video show, right this minute.ike guys goofing around. >> i didn't know there was a technical name for it. >> it proofs too much for the elevator. it has bohemian rhapsody all over it. >> thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening. >> they have to dress to impress. >> look at the tree. >> see the wild times of fair palosa. why are the jonas brothers whispering? the spine-tingling video...
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. >>> but first, here's a look at what's coming up tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" right after abc 7 news at 11:00. >> jimmy. >> thanks, dan and dion. we've got? cheese-covered faces tonight. [ laughter ] listen to your mom, knuckleheads. hand em over. hand what over? video games, whatever you got. let's go. you can watch videos of people playing video games in the morning. is that everything? i can see who's online. i'm gonna sweep the sofa fort. well, look what i found. take control of your wifi with xfinity xfi. let's roll! now that's simple, easy, awesome. xfinity xfi gives you the speed, coverage and control you need. manage your wifi network from anywhere when you download the xfi app today. new crest gum and sensitivity. and then i jump on the trampoline ahh brain freeze! no, it's my teeth. your teeth hurt? sensitivity. i should see my dentist. my teeth have been really sensitive lately. well 80% of sensitivity starts at the gum line, so treat sensitivity at the source. new crest gum and sensitivity starts treating sensitivity immediately, at the gum line, for relief within days an
. >>> but first, here's a look at what's coming up tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" right after abc 7 news at 11:00. >> jimmy. >> thanks, dan and dion. we've got? cheese-covered faces tonight. [ laughter ] listen to your mom, knuckleheads. hand em over. hand what over? video games, whatever you got. let's go. you can watch videos of people playing video games in the morning. is that everything? i can see who's online. i'm gonna sweep the sofa fort. well, look what i...
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. >>> coming up on "good morning america," it's jimmy kimmel in las vegas.ening of his brand-new comedy club. still ahead. ive together here. it's myself, my dad, and my husband, and our three dogs. we hear a lot about millennials, but did you know that more than one in four are caring for a loved one. as the years went on, she took on more and more responsibility. so how do you financially prepare for needing care one day? it's something everybody really should think about,...