"jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, sean penn, from "unbelievable," danielle macdonald, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from green day. and now, most certainly, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: welcome, hi, i'm the host of the show. i thank you for watching. i thank you for coming. hello again. [cheers and applause] those of you who watched the debate earlier tonight here on abc and forgot to turn the television off, thank you for joining us. you know, tonight we watched the third democratic debate, this time from houston, texas. it was exciting, you know, watch being the candidate the tackle issues is as close as we get to football. they all tried to stand out and avoid being eliminated under extreme time pressure in a televised event. now let's put 45 seconds on the clock and go. this was a large cast of characters. to help viewer keep track of who was who, abc did something special. ♪ the election is quickly approaching ♪ ♪ and we've got decisions to make ♪ ♪ with so many people

and now, keep your distance, jimmy kimmel! s for joining us on a, i don't know if you know, it's a very special day in the united states today, in case you haven't already been celebrating, it's beyonce's birthday. beyonce's 38 years old today. beyonce's one o

jim jimmy kimmel live, billy bob th >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight billy bob thornton, from "emergence", allison tolman, and music from morgan wallen. and now, don't dawdle, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for come being ing tow and for all of the clapping in what is a major news day in the united states. the whistles are blowing in washington as speaker of the house nancy pelosi today announced that the house of representatives will launch a formal impeach monment inquiry the president of the united states. for months now, pelosi has -- it's not going to get rid of him. she's been very reluctant to do this, but once again, donald trump is doing what he does best. forcing a woman to do something she didn't want to do. at least 173 members of the house now back some type of impeachment. i didn't know there were types of impeachment. like, is there diet impeachment? impeachment code red maybe? but trump would be the third president to face impeachment proceedings, and he's already p

and now, keep your distance, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: tonight on the show, thanks for joining us on a, i don't know if you know, it's a very special day in the united states today, in case you haven't already been celebrating, it's beyonce's birthday. beyonce's 38 years old today. beyonce's one of the very few people in the world who when she blows out her candles doesn't have to make a wish. i don't think she has to blow out the candles, she's got that fan going all the time. so anyway, beyonce, if you're watching the show tonight, which you most certainly are not, happy birthday. [cheers and applause] it is nice to have something to celebrate. there is a catholic church in nashville, tennessee which has made the educated decision to ban harry potter books from the library because the man who runs the school believes the incantations in the book could conjure evil spirits. he says the curses and spells used in the book are actual curses and spells, which, when read by a human being, risk conjuring evil spirits. this is not some

on jimmy kimmel live dr. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- dr. phil mcgraw. from "wu-tang an american saga", method man. and music from shaed. and now, keep your distance, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. thank you for all the clapping. it's very nice. thanks for joining us on, i don't know if you know this, a very special day here in the united states, today, in case you haven't already been celebrating is beyonce's birthday, 38 years old today. she's one of the very few people in the world who when she blows out her candles doesn't have to make a wish. she's got that fan going all the time. if you're watching the show tonight, which you most certainly are not, happy birthday. [cheers and applause] it is nice to have something to celebrate. because everything else in the world has gone completely nuts. there is a catholic school in nashville, tennessee who has made the educated decision to ban harry potter books from the library. the man who

>> her name, weirdly, is jimmy kimm kimmel. >> jimmy: oh, that's very nice. >> yes. >> jimmy: i didn'tt be, because that's very narcissistic of you. it was my grandmother's name. >> jimmy: oh, that's your grandma's name. well, that's. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: please give her my best. >> my god, you are arrogant! >> jimmy: when did the office go off the air at nbc? >> well, that's an embarrassing question, because i don't know the answer. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> but a bunch of years ago. >> jimmy: some time ago. >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: and now, it's become, from what i understand, even more popular than when it was running new episodes on netflix. [cheers and applause] the jump one most, like most minutes watched of any show that they have. >> apparently, yeah. it's totally insane. >> jimmy: do you get any of that money? >> all of it. >> jimmy: good. are people now, like recognizing, kids knowing you from that? >> what's weird about it now is that, you know, it was a hit at the time. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but it was sort of like night time adults. now it's 8, 9, 10 year old kids that

. >> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, nick offerman, from "hustlers," keke palmer. this week in unnecessary censorship and music from brockhampton. and now, pipe down, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching and thank you for coming, and thank you for joining us on what was a day of a bombshell. you are going to want to sit down for this. you know what, i'm going to wait for the people at home to sit down, too. okay, you know we may have finally cracked the case of the mysterious hurricane sharpie. earlier this week our president incorrectly said that hurricane dorian had the state of alabama in its sights, which was not the case. dorian was not headed toward alabama. and when the media and the alabama weather service pointed that out, our thin-skinned skipper was not pleased. he dug in and insisted he was right, it was headed to alabama. he did it over and over again. and just when the story finally went away, he brought it roaring ba

, sharon osbourne, comedian bill burr, and music from fall out boy, featuring most definitely, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us on a day, a special day, a day of remembrance here in the united states. it is september 11th. this is supposed to be a day of unity when we come together to remember those who were killed and to pay tribute to those who rushed in to save them. the president paid his respects this morning at 6:32 a.m., he tweeted this photograph along with the message we will never forget 9/11. then ten minutes later he tweeted the federal reserve should get our interest rates down to zero or less. so i guess he forgot is what happened. and who thinks like that? whose mind operates in such an oblivious way. although i guess it's better than this infamous tweet, i would like to extend my best wishes, even the haters and losers on this special day. so he's growing up. trump spoke at a memorial at the pentagon today, where once again he claimed he went to ground zero after the atta

and now, take cover, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. it's very nice. here in california where apparently, we are, california i've learned, is the pumpkin spice capital of the united states. according to grub hub. no, it's nothing to be proud of. out of all the many

and now, look at this, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i'm the host of the show.oming and for joining us on another beautiful day in sunny los angeles, california. you know, i have to say, of all the interesting things i've been hash tag blessed to cover when it comes to our president, i never thought the weather would be one of them. i really didn't. but once again, our commander

and now, don't dawdle, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. for watching. thank you for come being ing tow and for all of the clapping in what is a major news day in the united states. the whistles are blowing in washington as speaker of the house nancy pelosi today announced that the house of representatives will launch a

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- the writer-director and cast of "charlie's angels", from "the good doctor" freddie highmore, guillermo at the 2019 emmys. and music from cage the elephant. and now, prepare yourselves, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, everyone. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] thanks for coming. that's very kind. i appreciate it. thank you for joining us on what today -- today you know is the first official day of fall. and here in l.a. leaves don't really fall off trees so kids here are forced to jump into piles of empty vape cartridges. it's very sad. [ laughter ] and not only is the summer over, today also marks the end of emmy season here in los angeles. the emmys were handed out last night. americans were glued to their televisions watching football, not the emmys. watching the rams beat the browns. [ laughter ] this was the lowest-rated emmys ever by a lot. they say if things get any worse they may have to add themselves to the i

this is my first time here at t the "jimmy kimmel" show. g me. >> you've gone from a lowly talk show host to now ma maker of documentary films. >> yes, yes, i suppose it is. >> jimmy: it is, yeah. >> i wanted to kind of dig a little bit deeper. no offense. i wanted to kind of in my own personal journey, another word that the bachelor ruined 20 years ago -- >> jimmy: you're right. >> i wanted to kind of take a deeper dive into myself and my experience and kind of how enlightened and entitled i had become. >> jimmy: yeah, you say that -- you know, i watched it and i enjoyed it but i was surprised because i thought oh, you're going to go screw around with people throughout really the country. but it turned out you really got pretty serious. and there are light moments. but you talk about white privilege, which is a phrase we hear a lot. explain what white privilege is. >> white privilege is just -- well, i can't tell everybody what the definition -- for me it is i always thought it was a certain group of people that get into harvard or get into

on jimmy kimmel live dr. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- dr.n saga", method man. and music from shaed. and now, keep your distance, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. thank you for all the clapping. it's very nice. thanks for joining us on, i don't know if you know this, a very special day here in the united states, today, in case you haven't already been celebrating is beyonce's birthday, 38 years

thank you. >> jimmy: yes, you're welcome. >> finally, jimmy kimmel has touched my knee. >> jimmy: its it fun to come visit here? >> i've been here a few times over the years. >> jimmy: whens what the first time you came? >> the first time i came was to do a table read for a pilot for a show. and coincidently, the same time i was working on a project with a british producer, and she says, i'm staying with my great friend up in the hills. why not come up for breakfast and we can talk through the script we're working on together. and i said okay. i got a car up there, pressed the buzzer on these gates as asked, and the gates swung open and the housekeeper said oh, please come in, your friend norma is in the guest suite. wait in here, she'll be down in a minute. i'm standing in this living room. and i look around, and that's a monet. is that a picasso? i'm not sure. and i go in and sneak into another room. and there's a whole cabinet full of awards. i have absolutely no idea whose house i'm in. and i sort of sneak around another corner, and there's this ginormous photograph of michael ja

and now, prepare yourselves, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, everyone. welcome. i'm jimmy.how. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] thanks for coming. that's very kind. i appreciate it. thank you for joining us on what today -- today you know is the first official day of fall. and here in l.a. leaves don't really fall off trees so kids here are forced to jump into piles of empty vape cartridges. it's very sad. [ laughter ] and not only is the summer over, today also marks the end of ey

. >> first a look at what's coming up on "jimmy kimmel live." >> jimmy?, i grab them by their breasts. >> what do you so that early retirement we planned. it's going ok? great. now i'm spending more time with the kids. i'm introducing them to crab. crab!? they love it. so, you mentioned that that money we set aside. yeah. the kids and i want to build our own crab shack. ♪ ♪ ahhh, you're finally building that outdoor kitchen. yup - with room for the whole gang. ♪ ♪ see how investing with a j.p. morgan advisor can help you. visit your local chase branch. . >>> yo, this is not happening right now. what? >> well, it is hang. shoppers at a suburban chicago mall ran for safety at a driver at the wheel of that suv plowed through the door and kept driving inside. the dangerous scene unfolded at the woodfield mall. several people suffered minor injuries with you the driver fleerl plowed into a group of children. the driver was identified as a 22-year-old man who lived nearby. >> i started let people know get out the way. there was a car coming. everything started

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- viola davis, from "mr. robot," christian slater, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from gary clark jr. and now, great news, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. and for gathering here. on another crazy day today, as another episode of the real white house wives of orange president today, as i'll tell you something. the news started early this morning and has not let up. what an onslaught, trying to keep up with all this, i felt like the fattest kid on the dodge ball court all day today. last night i compared the president's behavior to the sopranos. but today it seems more like six feet under, because somebody finally pulled the fire alarm in hell. we now know that what, what did the whistler blow and when did he blow it? the much-anticipated complaint against the president has been unearthed. if this isn't it, nothing will be. it grabs trump by the mcnuggets and doesn't ask for permission.

and now, chances are jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, welcome, welcome.i, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. welcome to los angeles, california, where the traffic today is even more terrible than the usual terrible because we have a special visitor in town. you know? we're at code orange right now, because president trump is here. it's weird to think that right now the president of the united states is lurking just a few miles away from here in his hyperbaric tanning chamber eating all our popeye's chicken sandwiches, but he is. i saw that trump was coming to l.a. and abc was announce beiin new bachelor, for a moment i got my hopes up that they would be the same guy. trump is at a fundraiser in beverly hills and had a meet and greet in palo alto where tickets went up to $100,000. you get a round table discussion, a photo op and what they billed as premiere seating for lunch. what is premiere seating for lunch with donald trump? you get to join him in his booth at carl's jr.? trump is hoping to raise $15

tonight, s, and music from fall out boy, featuring most definitely, jimmy kimmel! m the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us on a day, a special day, a day of remembrance here in the united states. it is september 11th. this is supposed to be a day of unity when we come together to remember those who were killed and to pay tribute to those who rushed in to save

and now, heading this way, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. that's very nice.k you for watching. thank you for coming. it's wonderful to have you here. thank you for joining us on a wonderful, on this special night of feet and balls. a new nfl season kicked off tonight. this is the nfl's 100th season, which

jimmy: what is that, the iphone 2? >> it runs on diesel. this one. just read that you're on kimmel tonight. e family. do something different, like be funny. >> jimmy: which cousin wrote that? >> his name is joey nazarella. >> jimmy: you have a joey nazarella in your family? >> he's my cousin's cousin. twice removed. >> jimmy: back to canada. >> back to canada. we live in the woods, and we have trained a lot of the animals in the woods. >> jimmy: you have? to do what? >> like, when i get home, birds will fly around on my shoulders and take my sweater off. >> jimmy: like a disney movie. >> like a disney movie. i have a moose that looks after the land. >> jimmy: you do. what's the moose's name? does he have a name? >> his name is glen. >> jimmy: glen the moose. >> glen the moose. but he doesn't know the internet pass codes and that stuff but he takes care of the surrounding areas. >> jimmy: when you leave he takes care of the property. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: do you feel sad when you have to come back to california? >> i think, i think those of us that live in cities and suburbs, be serious for

and now, by the way, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much.mmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i hope your weekend was good. if not it's gone. i've got to tell you, i hope everyone was able to relax this weekend because the president had a very busy couple of days tweeting. that guy does nothing but work. it really is remarkable. most notably he tweeted about a meeting, a very high-profile secret meeting that ultimately did not take place.

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- kobe bryant. from "boy genius", miles brown. and music from marina. and now, good measure, jimmy kimmel. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thanks. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. please, relax. settle in. we're, we'you're not working, i. we're back to work. we were off two weeks for summer vacation. we send best wishes to thoses of you who are or will be in the path of hurricane dorian. they've ordered evacuations in florida, georgia, north carolina, south carolina. this is a big one. this is no joke, this hurricane, unless of course you are part of the graphics team at fox 5 new york. >> for the lesser antilles, you see winds at around 60, 65 miles per hour. a low-end hurricane. >> jimmy: the weather men get very excited in these types of situations. anyway, it's good to be back. the most interesting take on the storm in my opinion is not from a meteorologist. it came from a random guy in florida, yes, who believes we could put a st

and now, great news, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy.ou for watching. thank you for coming. and for gathering here. on another crazy day today, as another episode of the real white house wives of orange president today, as i'll tell you something. the news started early this morning and has not let up. what an onslaught, trying to keep up with all this, i felt ke

. >>> first here's a look at what's coming up tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" right after abc7 news athanks dan and dion. please watch, okay? this, i think you're going to love. if you're a f i give you donald sh >>> an italian police officer died from 11 stab wounds in 32 seconds. that is the stunning finding from an investigative report involving two bay area teens being held in a rome prison. >> abc7 news i-team reporter dan noyes has the latest developments in this case. >> reporter: family members visited both teens at the prison in rome today. leah elder traveled under the radar to see 19-year-old finn elder for the first time since he was arrested and accused of stabbing to death italian police officer, and gabe natale's uncle and grandparents visited him. italian prosecutors say the teens were looking to buy cocaine in the early morning of july 26th, and when undercover officers intervened, they took what police call a pusher's backpack to the meridian hotel where they were staying. when that so-called pusher called his phone still in the backpack, the boys answered and demande

. >> we're very >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, kirsten dunst, june diane raphael, and music from clairo. and now, heading this way, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. that's very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. it's wonderful to have you here. thank you for joining us on a wonderful, on this special night of feet and balls. a new nfl season kicked off tonight. this is the nfl's 100th season, which means everyone who saw the first game is now officially dead, except bernie sanders. he's going great. 100 seasons, which seems like enough, right? i think we get it now. quick question for those of you in our studio audience. how many of you are on vacation right now? [cheers and applause] the reason i ask is because weirdly, it's become unusual, according to a study done by the u.s. travel association, more than half of american workers do not use all their vacation days, which is confusing, because based on what i see on instagram, it seems like all

and now, good measure, jimmy kimmel. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thanks.e show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. please, relax. settle in. we're, we'you're not working, i. we're back to work. we were off two weeks for summer vacation. we send best wishes to thoses of you who are or will be in the path of hurricane dorian. they've ordered evacuations in

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- anthony anderson. author malcolm gladwell. and music from melanie martinez. and now, pace yourself, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for joining us on a night that is -- this is a special night. this is always a magic night for our network. this is the night on which the premiere of a new season of "dancing with the stars" has begun. this is a show that proves the stars really are just like us, and by that i mean they can't dance either. [ laughter ] our dance card this time around includes the former bachelorette hannah b., former l.a. laker lamar odom, former nfl star ray lewis. a lot of formers. perhaps most notably former white house press secretary sean spicer is dancing this year. he will be paired up with lindsay arnold. sometimes i feel bad for the dance partners on the show because you know they grow up working and practicing, working hard, dreaming of

. >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- shailene woodley comedian mike epps and from chicago a special performance by garth brooks. and now, over here, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. a special welcome to those of you who are watching from new york city, where if you're seeing this means the power is still on. you know, there's a big blackout in manhattan over the weekend. the power went out for several hours on saturday night from times square all the way up to 72nd street. it happened right in the middle of a jennifer lopez concert at madison square garden. the lights suddenly went out. and people were -- they had to cancel the show. people were on edge. you know, when this sort of thing happens. there was even an incident at a local bagel shop when the lights went out. >> why is it okay for women to say you're on dating sites, we should be gay? that's okay? >> jimmy: as you can almost see, temper

love jimmy kimmel, met him a couple of times but did jimmy kimmel eat the sandwich? don't even have taste buds yet! the child's whole life has been milk and applesauce! you don't hit a two-year-old with a popeyes, baby! that child's mouth ain't ready for the popeyes! but at least jimmy and gayle had the decency to find the sandwich. gabrielle union got theirs in the mail. they even had the audacity to post videos chewing in our damn faces! tired of it! tired of the top 1 percent having 99 percent of the sandwiches. we need a candidate who will fight for everyone to have a sandwich. we need a sandwich bernie sanders, bernie sandwich! and that, trevor, is why i'm announcing my candidacy for the president of the united states of america. when i'm elected -- ( cheers and applause ) -- when i'm elected, i might not fix schools, i don't know anything about healthcare, but i can promise all americans that you will get a chicken sandwich! god bless you, god bless the united states of america! and god bless chicken sandwiches! i will see you at the debates! >> trevor: roy woo

. >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"!lene woodley comedian mike epps and from chicago a special performance by garth brooks. and now, over here, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. a special welcome to those of you who are watching from new york city, where if you're seeing this means the power is still on. you know, there's a big blackoun the power went out for several hours on saturday night from times square all the way up to 72nd street. it happened right in the middle of a jennifer lopez concert at

. >> have >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- vice president joe biden, from "stumptown," cobie smulders, celebrities read mean tweets, and music from james blake. and now, if you don't mind, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hi, welcome. audience, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching it. thank you for coming. and thank you for joining us for this on another nutso day here in the united states, when ukraines it pours. i don't know about you, but i am soakin' wet right now. so here's what's goin' on. one day after the speaker of the house started a formal impeachment inquiry into the actions of our orange julius caesar, the white house fired back and countered with a summarized transcript of the president's call with the president of ukraine. this is if oj told chris dardin, hey, you found my glove! the whistle-blower came floored because he or she believe trump pressured the president of ukraine, this is what the whistle-blower said happened. trump said that did not happen and release

"jimmy kimmel live," e ♪ [cheers and applause] >> tamron: this show bears the name my mama and my dadn hall." i'm a small-town texas girl who made a mark with that name in the big city. sure, i have a story to tell, but doesn't everybody? someone once told me that "tamron hall" sounded like the name of a big house, so i want to build a house big enough to hear all your voices. yes, this place bears my name, but this is our show. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> tamron: hi. hi. [cheers and applause] hello. hey! i like it. hi. hello. hi. yes. hello. how are you? hello, gorgeous. hi. [cheers and applause] have a seat. have a seat. another day. my goodness, you look amazing. good morning, good afternoon, good day, all of you wonderful, pleasant people. sorry, i got distracted. hold on. is that at high? >> yes, it's a bow tie. >> tamron: but it looks like legos. >> its gravel pieces. >> tamron: that's how much i know.

. >> first, what's coming up on jimmy kimmel live. >> jimmy? >> we are totally on fleet tomorrow.hat's your faift song? >> i like the new songs. i like -- you think i don't know. >> well, yeah. >> we all do right now. >> hour 36 in the stakeout. as soon as the homeowners arrive, we'll inform them that liberty mutual customizes home insurance, so they'll only pay for what they need. your turn to keep watch, limu. wake me up if you see anything. [ snoring ] [ loud squawking and siren blaring ] only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ take prilosec otc and take control of heartburn. so you don't have to stash antacids here... here... or, here. kick your antacid habit with prilosec otc. one pill a day, 24 hours, zero heartburn. ♪ work so hard ♪ give it everything you got ♪ strength of a lioness ♪ tough as a knot ♪ rocking the stage ♪ and we never gonna stop ♪ all strength, no sweat. ♪ just in case you forgot ♪ all strength. ♪ no sweat secret. all strength. no sweat. . >>> let's upset that breaking news on the bay bridge. a chevy van caught fire. witnesses ca

>> for all of us here at abc news, thanks for >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, chelsea handler. from "mayans m.c." jd pardo. and music from trisha yearwood. and now, by the way, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i hope your weekend was good. if not it's gone. i've got to tell you, i hope everyone was able to relax this weekend because the president had a very busy couple of days tweeting. that guy does nothing but work. it really is remarkable. most notably he tweeted about a meeting, a very high-profile secret meeting that ultimately did not take place. on saturday he wrote, "unbeknownst to almost everyone, the major taliban leaders and separately the president of afghanistan were going to secretly meet with me at camp david on sunday." only trump would brag about a meeting he didn't have. [ laughter ] anyway. they were coming to the united states tonight. unfortunately, in order to build false

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- anthony anderson. melanie martinez. and now, pace yourself, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for joining us on a night that is -- this is a special night. this is always a magic night for our network. this is the night on which the premiere of a new season of "dancing with the stars" has begun. this is a show

and now, pace yourself, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy.nk you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for joining us on a night that is -- this is a special night. this is always a magic night for our network. this is the night on which the premiere of a new season of "d

"jimmy kimmel live"!" danielle macdonald, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from green day. and now, most certainly, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: welcome, hi, i'm the host of the show. i thank you for watching. i thank you for coming. hello again. [cheers and applause] those of you who watched the debate earlier tonight here on abc and forgot to turn the television off, thank you for joining us. you know, tonight we watched the third democratic debate, this

and now, chances are jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, welcome, welcome.i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. welcome to los angeles, california, where the traffic today is even more terrible than the usual terrible because we have a special visitor in town. you know? we're at code orange right now, because president trump is here. it's weird to think that right now the president of the

. >> have >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!ce president joe biden, from "stumptown," cobie smulders, celebrities read mean tweets, and music from james blake. and now, if you don't mind, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hi, welcome. audience, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching it. thank you for coming. and thank you for joining us for this on another nutso day here in the united states, when ukraines it pours. i don't know about you, but i am soakin' wet right now. so here's what's goin' on. one day after the

on jimmy kimmel live dr.aw. >> have a good >>> tv's number one daily viral video show, "right this minute." >>> it's an idealic setting until that elephant veers towards -- >> a mother rhino and her baby. >> the showdown with a little one caught in the middle. >>> a perilless ess position an rescuers who brought him back from the brink. >>> when it comes to the bmx challenge nobody -- >> can do it like this. >>> and her man already has the ring, but -- >> calli has no idea -- >> how he hid his plan in plane sight waiting for that perfect moment. >> well done. very creative. >>> this elephant is about to crash a rhino party. this elephant is near a watering hole in the kruger national park. you're about to see him come upon a sweet thing. a mama rhino and her baby. but it's about to escalate into something not friendly. >> wow. >> the elephant charges the mom and the baby. >> watch out, baby. >> mama puts herself between the elephant and her. >> can't we all just get along? >> you would hope we would. the elep

. >> first here's a look at what's coming up on jimmy kimmel live right after abc7 news at 11:00. >> jimmy. >> thanks, larry and ama. i think you're going to like this a lot. >> i can't believe in all the years i've done your show i've never brought this up here. >> oh. >> but i have to bring it up tonight. >> okay, all right. >> this is a surprise for him. [ laughter ] my mom washes the dishes... ...before she puts them in the dishwasher. so what does the dishwasher do? casc prewashing and removing stuck-on foods, the first time. wow, that's clean! cascade platinum. sfx: upbeat music a lot of clothes you normally take to the cleaners aren't dirty dirty. they just need a quick refresh. try new febreze clothing quick dry mist. it eliminates odors and refreshes lightly-worn clothing. breathe happy febreze... la la la la la. >>> this attack of a realtor has led to increased efforts to keep real estate agents safe. [ screaming ] >> oh, the screaming. the woman says the man groped her before running away. happened over the weekend at an open house near los angeles. the agent says the man g

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