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right now on jimmy kimmel, >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"tonight, amy adams, jack huston, and music from jewel. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on week three of our election night coverage. it is now day 20 of squattergate. and we still haven't seen the president concede. we've barely even seen the president. on saturday, they had a virtual g-20 summit with leaders from 19 other countries. instead of participating, trump was busy tweeting. thirteen minutes into the summit, he took a break to write, "the fake news is not talking about the fact that 'covid,' in quotes for no reason, is running wild all over

and now jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, everyone, thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host, thank you for watching. i tell you what, it took almost the whole four years, but donald trump finally got a massive crowd to cheer him outside the white house. congratulations to him. what a weekend. people were dancing in the streets like ewoks after they blew up the death star. darth tax evader has been toppled. and america responded with a dance party. ♪ ♪ young man, there's no need to feel down ♪ ♪ i said young man, pick yourself off the ground ♪ ♪ i said young man, because you're in a new town ♪ ♪ there's no need to be unhappy, it's fun to stay at the ymca ♪ ♪ it's fun to stay at the ymca, they have everything for young ♪ ♪ men to enjoy, you can hang out with all the boys ♪ ♪ it's fun to stay at the ymca ♪ >> jimmy: that's right, you think she has any idea what the ymca is? only 71 more days, melania, then this scene outside the white house on saturday, where a reporter from fox news got a fresh whiff of victory. >> reporter: we haven't seen the violence or anger w

stay tuned for jimmy kimmel >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live."nd music from beabadoobee. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for joining us on day 15 of squattergate. he's still in there, we think. [ laughter ] big baby bone spurs is digging in like a tick in your stomach. he is hunkered down in the west wing. he canceled his thanksgiving trip to mar-a-lago. and according to one official, there is a bunker mentality in the white house. somewhere between archie and hitler. [ laughter ] and ever since he didn't lose the election, trump is said to be in a dark mood. which is a

and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: here i am. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thanks for being awake. yet another day of "electile dysfunction" in washington, d.c. this is day 13 of "squattergate." president donald is still in denial, still refusing to cooperate. he spent the weekend rage-tweeting about how the election was rigged. but i feel like he may be coming around. last night he tweeted that he won the election in all caps. "i won the election." but this morning he backed off a little bit. he tweeted it in l

stay tuned for jimmy kimmel. next. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, gillian anderson. emanuel acho. music from ty dolla sign. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you. i'm jimmy, the host. thank you for joining us on another weird day in america. here's a question. we sure donald trump isn't just stuck in a white house bathtub, too embarrassed to call for help? [ laughter ] the potus refused to go-tus. he still won't concede to joe biden, and by all accounts he has no plans to do so any time soon. it's very strange. we're basically ignoring the president of the united states like he's a crazy guy on a subway platform. he's ranting and rave

>> jimmy: okay. >> you know, i think -- yeah, there's one, you know, stupid harvard guy on the jimmy kimmeland would love to leave that matt damon's role, right? >> jimmy: yes, very well said, see? you're smart all right. [ applause ] i want to say bennett doesn't know the answer to these questions, it's not fixed. if you know them, you know them. if you don't, you don't. i only pick questions that a bachelor should know, okay? let's begin. you have a dry erase board? okay great. >> there you go. >> jimmy: first up, spell chlamydia. [ laughter ] >> all right. >> jimmy: you should know this, it's on the show. >> all right. >> jimmy: give it a run. okay, here we go. you're in your mom's bedroom? >> i am in my mom's bedroom. >> jimmy: okay. very good, that is exactly right, bennett. [ applause ] exactly right. question number two is a math problem. listen very closely, bennett. clare has 20 roses. if she gives three-quarters of them to dale and one to chris harrison as a tip, how many roses does she have left? she gives -- >> 4. >> jimmy: that's right, bennett, that's 4! [ applause ] next, voc

wanted to let you know that i so appreciate -- i hear that you've been a big supporter. >> i am. >> jimmy kimmele book. >> oh my god. it's so nice to meet you. >> jimmy: hey, joyce. joyce, are you excited to see me? [ laughter ] >> see, there's jimmy. [ applause ] >> we're not getting a lot out of joyce in terms of words. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: joyce? wow, we know why you're named joyce, that's for sure. rejoice. joyce? maybe you could send joyce a book, president obama. >> joyce, you are going to get a signed copy of this book, that's for sure. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh my gosh, thank you so much, thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: all right, thank you, joyce. i'm sorry to -- >> you stay safe, okay? >> jimmy: stay safe, that's right. >> thank you so much. so nice to meet you. and you too, mr. kimble. [ applause ] i'm so sorry, i'm not normally like this. thank you so much, thank you so much. god bless you. >> jimmy: you're making people happy. >> i pray for you all the time. thank you so much. >> jimmy: thank you, joyce. thank you, president obama. the book is called "a promised land." it is o

and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ young men there's no need to feel down ♪ ♪ i say young men get yourself off the ground ♪ >> jimmy: yes, yes, that's right. ♪ i say young men >> jimmy: welcome to the reality show! ♪ there's no need to be unhappy ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you very much. enough with that. not only are we taking the white house back, we're taking that song back too! [ cheers and applause ] thank you. thank you very much. oh, that was uncomfortable. [ laughter ] everybody, thank you for joining in tonight. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. i'm the captain of the dance team here at the show. for the first time in about four years, it's looking like there's no need to feel down. ding dong the witch hunt is almost dead. [ laughter ] the winged monkeys are about to fly out of the white house. the cowardly liar's hitting the yellow brick road. i would not want to be donald trump's "my pillow" tonight. he is liable to chew right through that thing. what a day for the president. pennsylva

stay tuned for jimmy kimmel >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, goldie hawn. alex winter. mike tyson. and music from beabadoobee. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for joining us on day 15 of squattergate. he's still in there, we think. [ laughter ] big baby bone spurs is digging in like a tick in your stomach. he is hunkered down in the west wing. he canceled his thanksgiving trip to mar-a-lago. and according to one official, there is a bunker mentality in the white house. somewhere between archie and hitler. [ laughter ] and ever since he didn't lose the election, trump is said to be in a dark mood. which is a shame. he was such a positive dude before this. [ laughter ] what he's doing in the white house, nobody knows. he's been tweeting, we do know that. sometimes he leaves to play golf. and that seems to be it, which is weird, because it almost seems hypocritical coming from the guy who likes to say this. >> these people do nothing. they talk a big game an

there's been a couple of instances where the ghost of jimmy kimmel has sort of been around. >> jimmy:> well, remember that paint ball gun you bought chris? >> jimmy: yes, i do. >> yeah. >> jimmy: coyotes coming into your yard, right? >> yeah, but he doesn't wait for the coyotes. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> he passes the time with this paint ball gun. >> jimmy: in your yard? >> everywhere, jimmy. everywhere. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, good, i like that. it's a good warning to the coyotes not to come into the yard. >> there's just pink splatters all over the place. what's that? what's on the ceiling? what's on the floor? it's just everywhere. and then he, you know -- he gets very macho about it. he walks around the house with the gun. it's quite ridiculous. "friend jimmy gave me this." invite us over for pizza. never mind. >> jimmy: i'm glad he's using it, most people don't use the gifts i give them. [ laughter ] so i'm tickled pink spots to hear that, to be honest with you. >> i made pastatina a bunch of times too. >> jimmy: this is a recipe -- it's really an italian -- i'm sure you probabl

and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: oh, that's me. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host.ching. thank you for joining outside cma night. a special hello to those keeping the party going after the cmas tonight. we have something fun w

and now, jimmy kimmel! >> hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. work. we're half at work. our president was half at work. "punxsudonny phil" emerged from his hole for not one, but two public appearances today. trump gave a 64 second-long press conference. came in, bragged about the stock market, got right out of there. [ laughter ] and they say -- this was trump's shortest appearance in the briefing room ever.

it makes me very happy. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: music on "jimmy kimmel live" is presentedks to dr. phil, thanks to john king. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, her album is called "girl." from the mother church in nashville, with the song, "to hell & back," maren morris! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ smoke was coming off my jacket and ♪ ♪ you didn't seem to mind i left a long trail ♪ ♪ of ashes and you said "i like your style" ♪ ♪ now heartbreak ain't ♪ a competition but i took it in a landslide ♪ ♪ the skeletons i wanted to bury you liked out in the light ♪ ♪ you didn't save me you didn't think ♪ ♪ i needed saving you didn't change me ♪ ♪ you didn't think i needed changing ♪ ♪ my wings are frayed and what's left of ♪ ♪ my halo's black lucky for me ♪ your kind of heaven's been to hell and back ♪ ♪ to hell and back ♪ ♪ i wonder how you treasure what anyone would call a flaw ♪ ♪ you say a pearl without the pressure ♪ ♪ wouldn't be a pearl at all when my demons ♪ ♪ come a-callin' you don't even bat an eye ♪ ♪ i don't scare you and i guess that's why ♪ ♪

and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i'm the host jimmy. thanks for watching.nks for sharing a piece of your life. we have so many important things to get to, including "people's" sexiest man alive, waiting in the wings. identity top secret. we all had to sign nondisclosure agreements to do this. if anyone lets anything slip, we all go to jail. day 14 of the hashtag heard around the world,

right now on jimmy kimmel, >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, amy adams, jack huston, and music from jewel. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on week three of our election night coverage. it is now day 20 of squattergate. and we still haven't seen the president concede. we've barely even seen the president. on saturday, they had a virtual g-20 summit with leaders from 19 other countries. instead of participating, trump was busy tweeting. thirteen minutes into the summit, he took a break to write, "the fake news is not talking about the fact that 'covid,' in quotes for no reason, is running wild all over the world, not just in the u.s. i was at the virtual g-20 meeting early this morning and the biggest subject was covid." yeah, no kidding. saying covid is the biggest topic at the g-20 is like saying, "i was at the oscars, and the big subject was movies." and then, he skipped the session devoted to pandemic response to play golf again. there's the

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. hi, there. thank you very much.'m jimmy, the host of the show. thank you for watching. we have a lot of dumb stuff going on here tonight. [ laughter ] behind the scenes. but thanks for joining us for day nine of "squattergate," or "reality is starting to peek through the windows of the white house." the president might be going down with the ship but many of the rats are putting their little bathing suits on. amid increasing skepticism that their boss will be able to pull another rabbit out of his maga hat. one reason trump's advisors are so worried he might not be able to win

and now, jimmy kimmel!plause ] ♪ ♪ young men there's no need to feel down ♪ ♪ i say young men get yourself off the ground ♪ >> jimmy: yes, yes, that's right. ♪ i say young men >> jimmy: welcome to the reality show! ♪ there's no need to be unhappy ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you very much. enough with that. not only are we taking the white house back, we're taking that song back too!

and music from and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show.sure for many of you the past 24 hours have been a "pollercoaster" of emotions and nausea. [ laughter ] i thought if your election lasted more than 48 hours, you were supposed to seek medical attention. [ laughter ] we didn't get a winner last night and it was a long night. one good thing about the pandemic, we're used to waiting a talk days for

. >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, john lithgow, freddie highmore, and music from giveon, and now, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. how's everybody feeling tonight? relaxed? what a great time to be alone in a house filled with giant bags of mini candy bars. things are very tense at our house. our son woke up at 5:00 this morning because of daylight saving time. in a year where every day seems like a week, did we really need an extra hour? this is kind of funny. because of covid, we decided not to do our annual youtube challenge, where we invite parents to pretend they ate all their kids' halloween candy. we thought maybe the kids needed a break this year. but guess what? hundreds of parents did it anyway. they went ahead and shot it. and posted it. and, you know what? it's funny again, so we have a lot to cover tonight. and we're going to put the full video on the jimmy kimmel live youtube channel. but here is a taste of what the sneaky moms and dads w

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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's me, hi.mmy, the host. thanks for watching thanks for -- we've got a big show for you tonight. a very, very special guest. you know joe biden in this guy used to be his boss. [ laughter ] so the former president of the united states, barack obama, will join us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he's fired up. he's ready to go. are you fired up, guillermo? >> guillermo: i'm ready, jimmy, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is the perimeter secure? >> guillermo: clear, jimmy, code four. >> jimmy: my secret surveyso

jimmy kimmel is asking me on his show, do you have any other plans? go home and try to blow out candles through a mask. you know, something fun like that. boy, what a story this is. you started making these videos. these great videos. people start passing them around. and somehow the video makes its way to oprah winfrey. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and then she contacts you? is that correct? >> yeah. true story. i get a call from oprah's right-hand woman. and she's like, hey, oprah wants to talk to you, are you free today? i'm like, am i free? for oprah? of course i'm free! [ laughter ] so we get on this facetime call. she's like, okay it has to be facetime, i just need 45 minutes. i said, of my time? duh. oprah asked me one question. the question she asks all her guests. emanuel, i love what you do, but tell me this, what is your intention? i said simply, oprah, i want to change the world, and i want to be a bridge for racial reconciliation, and i think i can. and she said, i love that. and i said, yeah, i'm currently trying to figure out what to do. i'm tryin

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and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: that's me. wow. thank you, i'm jimmy. thank, i'm the host of the show. please stay calm, the process is working. we just have to be patient. thank you for joining us after yet another big day, another stressful day. can't one day this year be boring? they're still counting the votes, whether donald trump likes it or not. it would appear our burger king has been flame broiled for good. we are watching a presidency bleed out in realtime. they're in all caps mode at the white. 9:12 this morning the soon to be former president tweeted, stop the count! i guess nobody listened because half an hour later he retweeted, stop the count! why are they still counting? i tweeted stop. he also wrote, stop the fraud, which should have been a note to self. there was so much false propaganda coming out of twitterler's bunker. any vote that came in after election day will not be counted. the plane's going down and all he can do is keep hitting the call button to get the flight attendant to bring him another diet coke. by the way, a lot of b

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, kerry washington. senator cory booker. and music from and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. i'm happy to be here. for me and i'm sure for many of you the past 24 hours have been a "pollercoaster" of emotions and nausea. [ laughter ] i thought if your election lasted more than 48 hours, you were supposed to seek medical attention. [ laughter ] we didn't get a winner last night and it was a long night. one good thing about the pandemic, we're used to waiting a talk days for results. this was not the landslide democrats were hoping for. this race was closer than donald and ivanka at a father-daughter dance. [ laughter and applause ] the ballots are still being counted. joe biden definitely did better than hillary clinton. he was able to pick up the sexist vote but he didn't do as well among racists. [ laughter ] even though the deal appears to be sealed, there's still a lot of attention being paid to the state of pennsylvania. the amish haven't wielded this much power since

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and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: here i am. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thanks for being awake. yet another day of "electile dysfunction" in washington, d.c. this is day 13 of "squattergate." president donald is still in denial, still refusing to cooperate. he spent the weekend rage-tweeting about how the election was rigged. but i feel like he may be coming around. last night he tweeted that he won the election in all caps. "i won the election." but this morning he backed off a little bit. he tweeted it in lower, sentence case. that's as close as trump is gonna get to making a concession speech. he's like a kid slowly realizing nobody's coming to his birthday party. we should never have given him that diet coke button! that's hard to give up. this had to put a little crinkle in his tin foil hat. the department of homeland security's cybersecurity and infrastructure security agency -- this is one of trump's own cabinet agencies, put out a statement debunking his claims of widespread fraud. they wrote, "the november 3rd election was

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this news comes after the former president made an appearance on "jimmy kimmel live" where he joked abouthe military to remove trump from office. let's take a look. >> you know the white house well, are there places someone could hide like if say they were going to be removed, are there cubbyholes or anything to know about? >> i think we can always send the navy seals in there. >> tammy: i wish he would've asked a question about the fake russia dossier and lying to the fisa court, but no. now joining us with reaction, fox news contributor joe concha and trump 2020 director of press communications, thank you both for joining me tonight, i appreciate it. it's interesting, i understand and i love that the obama's are successful. i want every american to be successful. i want them to go what it is they want to do whether it's make money or not and i understand where they're going after president trump because president trump is still the most powerful man in the world, i think will continue to be no matter where he happens to live and he remains a threat to the establishment. when you see thi

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