jimmy kimmel's number one dry shampoo. it was already number one. >> jimmy: will you be selling a dry shampoo? >> i also think -- anything is possible. >> jimmy: okay. >> i'm not announcing everything just yet. no. >> jimmy: sorry. le la vie is the name of your product. >> it's the name of my first car. it's not that fancy. >> jimmy: is it really the name of your first car? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, wow. how about that. >> not vie. >> jimmy: have you seen on the internet they'll ask celebrities the most searched google questions? >> yes. >> jimmy: we have some of the least searched google questions about you, jennifer aniston. >> the least? >> jimmy: these are the least searched. these got very few responses. but would you mind answering some of them. >> no. >> jimmy: i know you haven't seen these. has jennifer aniston ever been to the olive garden? >> of course. >> jimmy: you have? >> yes. >> jimmy: all right. when it comes to men, what is jennifer aniston's perfect amount of chest hair? [ laughter ] >> not a lot. >> jimmy: u

jimmy kimmel live is next with curtis >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- curtis "50 cent" jackson -- brett goldstein -- and music from james blake. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. hola. all right. thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching and thanks for joining us here on planet earth, where incredible things are happening above us right now. did you see the spacex launch last night? last night spacex launched their first private space flight from cape canaveral. four passengers took off in a rocket that will take them on a three-day journey. by the way, that to me is a ball of flame, i don't know why you'd want to be in that. [ laughter ] but a lot of people do, i guess. this is the first orbital mission in the history of space flight staffed entirely by non-professionals. no one on board is an astronaut, none of them have any training. [ laughter ] one of them is a geologist. so if there's an emergency they'll at least know what kind of rock they're going to crash into. [ la

welcome to "jimmy kimmel live.” i've got to tell you, this is my last show filling in for jimmy. i've been here for two nights. that's one night for every emmy i was nominated for this year. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you know i'm just kidding, i'm just kidding. i was nominated for three this year, actually. [ cheers and applause ] i'm the final guest host of the summer. jimmy will be back to work after labor day. so the party's over, guillermo. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: that sucks! very sad. >> rupaul: i just want to say, i just love your whole vibe, i think you're so fabulous, guillermo. i may pack you up in my suitcase and take you home with me. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: take me with you, honey. i'm all yours. [ cheers and applause ] >> rupaul: i love it. hey, guys, this is a fun story. you know how jeff bezos went up into space last month with his cute little cowboy hat? well, now they're selling mini-replicas of his rocket. yes, there it is. [ laughter ] are we allowed to show that on tv? [ laughter ] it measures ten inches from the base to the tip. [ laughter ]

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. thank you.you for watching. thank you for joining us in the aftermath of the emmys last night. before we go any further, and i want to congratulate my co-workers last night, our show won the emmy for outstanding achievement in variety comedy

and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much.the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for that arsenio barking. i appreciate it. thanks for staying up late after the football -- on a rare and welcome monday night of football here on abc. the raiders hosted the baltimore ravens in la

and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. yet another divisive week here in the just barely united states. president biden last night, brought the hammer down.

>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host maren morris! tonight -- willie nelson, megan stalter, real housewife sutton stracke, and music from gabriels. and now, maren morris! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> maren: welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm your guest host, maren morris. [ cheers and applause ] i am thrilled to be doing this. i flew all the way from nashville to be here tonight. whoo. yeah. i came here on delta. hopefully i'm not coming back with delta. [ laughter ] now some people have said, "maren, you're a country singer. what business do you have hosting a late night comedy show?" and to them i say, "mom, get out of my dressing room!" [ laughter ] i love being in l.a. i'm doing all of the touristy things. i saw the chinese theater. the hollywood boulevard elmo threw up in my purse. [ laughter ] that's good luck, right? you know, we're right across the street from where they used to film "american idol." and i actually auditioned for "idol" when i was 17, and i got turned down. didn't even make it past the

>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host niall horan. tonight, lizzo, cristo fernandez, and music from kane brown. and now, niall horan! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> niall: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] thank you. whoo! oh, it's good to be back. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i am your guest host niall horan. [ cheers and applause ] whoo! i'm not going to lie, i'm pretty anxious to be doing this. but the last time a pale irishman with no experience hosted a talk show, it was conan o'brien. [ laughter ] so i'm in good company. no worries. everybody has been super supportive, i must say. when i announced i was coming on the show, i got some very, very enthusiastic tweets from my fans. like these. "choking and crying." [ laughter ] "i'm going to pass out." [ laughter ] "no [ bleep ] way holy [ bleep ]." [ laughter ] "oh my [ bleep ] [ bleep ] niall." [ laughter ] all these are in an american accent, by the way. [ laughter ] "no because lizzo and niall are going to make me pee my [ bleep ] pants akshsjsbdsh." [ laughter ] [ cheers and appla

jimmy kimmel live is next with curtis >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! -- curtis "50 cent" jackson -- brett goldstein -- and music from james blake. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. hola. all right. thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching and thanks for joining us here on planet earth, where incredible things are happening above us right now. did you see the spacex launch last night? last night spacex launched their first private space flight from cape canaveral.

jimmy kimmel live is next.> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- bill maher. hannah waddingham. and music from carly pearce. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice, thank you. thanks. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for joining us here in sunny southern california, where gavin newsom is still the governor. [ cheers and applause ] yesterday, he won the recall election. i think. did he win? can you win an election you

guest hosts with their thoughts on what they will miss most about hosting this show. >> it's "jimmy kimmelive"! >> i'm going to miss stealing jimmy's weed gummies, then later realizing they're fiber gummies. i wasn't high but i was regular as hell. >> i'll miss the confused looks on the staff faces when i introduced myself as oprah. >> i miss being on a show where i don't have the hardest accent to understand. >> i agree with mr. niall horans completely. >> i'm going to miss accidentally taking a sip out of guillermo's coffee mug and being drunk for four days. >> i'll miss craft services. that was my first time back on set before the pandemic, and i forgot how much i love just running my hands through a giant communal bowl of goldfish crackers. ahhh! ahhh! ahhh! i mean, the funny thing is, i don't even like goldfish. >> i will miss sitting down with some of the sharpest writers in hollywood and getting to tell them to their face they're not funny and they'll never work in this town again. >> i'm miss sleeping in jimmy's california king-sized bed, which i know guest hosts aren't supposed to

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. hi, thank you very much. everybody. welcome. i'm jimmy, host of the show. no matter what you've heard -- please relax. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. thanks for -- you know, we have half an audience here. all vaccinated, right? [ cheers and applause ] and how many of you are wearing condom

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welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." am your guest host, sean hayes. [ cheers and applause ] i'm going to clap for myself, i don't care. [ laughter ] i am the 10th host of the summer. but you know what they say -- "save the best for 10th." [ laughter ] i'm glad i could fill in for jimmy. he actually filled in for me during seasons five and six of "will and grace," and he nailed it. [ laughter ] he went full method. even spent six months in a very tumultuous relationship with neil patrick harris. [ laughter ] pretty shocking. really the best part of hosting a talk show is getting a sidekick for the night. right? how's it going, guillermo? >> guillermo: oh, it's going great, good, yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> sean: i heard you were sick last week. i'm told you're feeling a little better? >> guillermo: yes. >> sean: yeah, yeah. i'm also a total hypochondriac, so please don't breathe on me, talk to me, or look at me. [ laughter ] so if you could just stay on your little [ bleep ] covid stool. [ laughter ] and we'll be goo

i'm out of breath. [ laughter ] welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."'m your guest host, sean hayes. [ cheers and applause ] this is closing night of my critically acclaimed two-show run. [ laughter ] everyone here has been so kind and helpful. and anyone who hasn't been, i fired on the spot. [ laughter ] they work for steve harvey now. [ laughter ] i've loved being up on this stage, hosting a show in front of live humans. it's so nice. [ cheers and applause ] yes. yeah. it's made me feel like a kid again. i'm full of energy and woke up to a text from matt gaetz asking for feet pics. [ laughter ] text back and forth all the time now. bezos has officially reclaimed the title of world's richest douchebag -- i mean, person. [ laughter ] he's worth $186 billion. it's actually kind of impressive that jeff bezos is still the richest man in the world, considering he recently got divorced. that's like still being the tallest person in the world after getting your legs cut off. [ laughter ] this is the guy bezos beat out for number one. louis vuitton ceo bernard

jimmy kimmel live is next. the guest is bill marr. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- bill maher. hannah waddingham. and music from carly pearce. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice, thank you. thanks. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for joining us here in sunny southern california, where gavin newsom is still the governor. [ cheers and applause ] yesterday, he won the recall election. i think. did he win? can you win an election you didn't want to happen? [ laughter ] it's like coming home from work, you say, "good news, honey. the guys at the office dug a hole and pushed me in it, but they decided not to fill it back up with dirt." [ laughter ] you've had that happen, right? we all have. yesterday, gavin newsom didn't not win. he didn't get fired. not even close. he trounced the clown car full of candidates running against him. the cost to our state was about $300 million. which i think i

welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i am your guest host, sean hayes. [ cheers and applause ]

on jimmy kimmel, ll cool j. >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"!night -- ll cool j -- nick robinson -- and music from tems. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for coming. very nice. thanks for watching as we are -- [ cheers and applause ] thanks for being here. we are at our headquarters here in hollywood where it's both pumpkin spice and flu season. [ laughter ] not a coincidence. every year, i

and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. thanks.how. pthank you for watching. thanks for coming. thanks for joining us on election day here in the great state of california. it is a recall election, as in, i can't recall why we spent almost $300 million on this.

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. thank you.. thanks. i'm jimmy, yap the host of the show. thank you for watching. relax, please. we have a lot to go through tonight. a new group of bachelorette hopefuls, a new richest man in the world, but before all that, i feel like we have no choice but to review the contents o

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us in the aftermath of the emmys last night. before we go any further, and i want to congratulate my co-workers last night, our show won the emmy for outstanding achievement in variety comedy talk comedy variety. [ applause ] what's that? oh, we didn't? i made that category up? well, thank you guys for believing in us any ways. that is an emmy in and of itself. you know, last year, i hosted the emmys, and this year, i watched them at home, from my kids' bouncy castle. it's funny, people keep kind of giving me their condolences because i didn't host the emmys this year. like, they're sad for me, i have to explain that the emmys rotate. this year they're on cbs. next year nbc, then fox. and the only time i would host is when the show is on abc, because i'm on abc. but they never seem convinced. it's like okay, you're doing good. i had a little gathering of our producers at my house last night to watch the

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- gabrielle union, mark duplass, and music from angels & airwaves. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. thank you. guillermo. thanks. i'm jimmy, yap the host of the show. thank you for watching. relax, please. we have a lot to go through tonight. a new group of bachelorette hopefuls, a new richest man in the world, but before all that, i feel like we have no choice but to review the contents of a new book about donald trump. you remember that guy? [ laughter ] okay. today we got a fresh batch of inside stuff. way inside stuff. from stephanie grisham, who served as trump's white house press secretary, and melania's chief of staff, she was on the inside from day one. she's got a book, it's called "i'll take your questions now." and you're not gonna believe this. turns out this trump character is a real nut. [ laughter ] according to ms. grisham, trump cuts his own hair with a giant pair of scissors, which is by far the least-shocking

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, drew barrymore. sebastian maniscalco. music from rufus wainwright. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. hi, thank you very much. yp [ cheers and applause ] hi, everybody. welcome. i'm jimmy, host of the show. no matter what you've heard -- please relax. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. thanks for -- you know, we have half an audience here. all vaccinated, right? [ cheers and applause ] and how many of you are wearing condoms? just out of curiosity. all right. well, the bad news is -- you got one shot, you got the second shot, you maybe got the third, you're probably going to want to get another shot. a flu shot. the flu is on the way. and because we don't already have enough to worry about, doctors are warning that this flu season could be a miserable one, which is shocking because flu season is usually the most wonderful time of the year. [ laughter ] the whole family gathered around a steaming kettle of mucinex. last year, the flu hit an all-time low because

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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. hi, everyone.i, there. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us on a special night. we have a special show for you tonight. tonight we're teaming up with all the other late-night shows to talk about climate change and the coming apocalypse that will follow if we continue to do nothing about it. [ laughter ] it's going to be fun, it's going to be a really fun night. [ laughter ] and don't even think about switching to another show because we're all focused on this topic tonight. you can't escape. this is basically an intervention. our future is in jeopardy. you know that show "jeopardy!" that's all screwed up? this is even worse than that. [ laughter ] the latest report from the ipcc, which is the world's leading authority on climate change, just came out, and here's a quick summary of what they found. >> experts are calling the world's climate change threat a code red for humanity. >> code red for humanity. >> code red for humanity. >> co

ama: a look at what is coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live. jimmy: thanks. i permed my beard for this. these lessons --legends are true or false? you bought a house because it was across the street from paula abdul's house? >> true. [laughter] so true. you doing okay with those new spicy tiny tacos, jack? yeah, it's funny some of those people you see, they... they can't handle it at all right? no, they can't. that's not you. that's not me. no. try my new spicy tiny tacos starting at $3.50. i'm 53, but in my mind i'm still 35. that's why i take oste bi-flex to keep me moving the way i was made to, it nourishes and strengthens my joints for the long term. osteo bi-flex, plus vitamin d my new spicy tiny tacos, a spicy twist on my snackable tiny tacos. 15 for $3.50 or loaded for just a buck more. i don't know which is better, the spice or the price. try my new spicy tiny tacos starting at $3.50. only at jack in the box. ama: our countdown clock to california's recall election is just over four days and counting. polls will open at 7:00 a.m. but every registered

♪ ♪ hush ♪ ♪ ♪ hush ♪ ♪ ♪ hush ♪ ♪ ♪ hush ♪ ♪ ♪ hush ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmelh music from carly pearce. "nightline" is next. thanks for watching, or as they say in canada, thanks for watching. >>> this is "nightline." >> tonight, the road to victory for gavin newsom. >> thank you for rejecting this recall. >> how the democratic governor of california survived a recall. inside the final days to the finish line. >> we lost the battle, but we are certainly going to win the war. >> from front runners to famous faces. what's now at stake for the future of the golden state. >>> meet the four-legged guardian angels. raised and trained by a very unlikely group. >> how many of the women here have been convicted of a violent crime? basically everybody? >> given a second chance behind

dan: and i'm >> dicky: from hollywood -- it's "jimmy kimmel live"! -- david chase -- and music from imagine dragons. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: appreciate, thank you. very nice. hi, there. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] hi, there. i'm jimmy. i used to be the host of the show. i'm back. well, thank you, i appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. thank you for being here. you know, i have

do things differin. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. peters! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ you kept me as your favorite secret and i thought we just took it slow ♪ ♪ they said your girlfriend's from the beaches it's funny how everybody but me knows ♪ ♪ i feel like you feel nothing that's fine please leave this behind ♪ ♪ you're losing your mind calling me a hundred times time you drew a line and stopped wasting mine ♪ ♪ miss me that's a lie lie lie ♪ ♪ now that i'm over that hill you wanna say how you feel ♪ ♪ crazy to think that you still call me psycho ♪ ♪ you wanna talk not ideal heard i moved on babe that's real ♪ ♪ and you gotta a girl but you still call me psycho ♪ ♪ now that i'm over that hill you wanna say how you feel ♪ ♪ crazy to think that you still call me psycho ♪ ♪ you wanna talk not ideal heard i moved on babe that's real ♪ ♪ and you gotta a girl but you still call me psycho ♪ ♪ playing a perfect patrick bateman put blame on anyone but you ♪ ♪ all kinds of ghosts down in your basement you made feel so useful then so used ♪ ♪

>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- ll cool j -- nick robinson -- and music from tems. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for coming. very nice. thanks for watching as we are -- [ cheers and applause ] thanks for being here. we are at our headquarters here in hollywood where it's both pumpkin spice and flu season. [ laughter ] not a coincidence. every year, it seeps like flu season comes earlier. my neighbors already put their flu decorations up for two weeks now. [ laughter ] dr. fauci says americans should get their flu shots as soon as possible. and we always listen to what he says, so listen to what he says. you know, i was thinking about it and for years, people have just been getting the flu shot. it wasn't a big deal. and i think that's because we call it the flu shot, not the flu vaccine, even though it is vaccine -- [ laughter ] "vaccine" sounds controversial now. whereas shot just sounds like something you do on spring

when asked why he is participating, jimmy kimmel stated i don't want to die.ng it every night during his opening monologue. i don't want to die. it's the exact opposite thing people say while watching his show. but it's all about urgency. he doesn't want to die. but from what exactly? lack of laughter? choking on your own tears? lacks of oxygen to the brain from huffing too many of howard stern's parts? colbert noted it should be more than one night that he is too busy taking salsa lessons with chuck schumer at the arthur murray school of dance in brooklyn. if you really care, why would he be dancing? kids are dying. meanwhile, what is america concerned with? rising crime, homelessness, untreated mental illness, rampant drug addiction. and nicki minaj is cousin's friend's sack. the country is in sad shape. almost as sad as shape as nicki minaj's cousin's friends' ball sack. topics like crime and homelessness, those aren't what discuss because it's too hard. they are topics that end up having you sound like your parents all full of common sense and -- the clima

welcome to "jimmy kimmel live.” i've got to tell you, this is my last show filling in for jimmy. here for two nights. that's one night for every emmy i was nominated for this year. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi there. thank you, thank you.ery nice. thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] oh, boy. we have so many things to get to, but i want to start tonight with a story that will lift our spirits. our spirits are starting to get a little droopy, so let's give them a lift. what we do is go to a surgeon and give them a lift. [ laughter ] there's a new guinness world record from japan -- a pair of sisters, who, at the age of 107, have been crowned the world's oldest living identical twins. there they are -- umeno and komay. aka mary-kate and ashley oldsen. [ laughter ] that's komay, the face of a woman who's pissed she's missing "wheel of fortune" to take this picture. the previous record-holders were also from japan. one of them died in 2000. the other in 2001. at age 108. you know what they died of? it's weird. they both died in skateboarding accidents. [ laughter ] yeah. half-pipe. finally got 'em. you know? but congratulations to umeno and komay

a leader in the prevention, early detection and treatment of cancer. >> dicky: "the jimmy kimmel livelassic "china grove," the doobie brothers! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ when the sun comes up on a sleepy little town down around san antone ♪ ♪ and the folks are risin' for another day roundabout their homes ♪ ♪ the people of the town are strange ♪ ♪ and they're proud of where they came ♪ ♪ well, you're talkin bout china grove china ♪ ♪ oh-oh-oh, china grove oh-oh-oh ♪ ♪ well, the preacher and the teacher ♪ ♪ lord, they're a caution they are the talk of the town ♪ ♪ when the gossip gets to flyin' ♪ ♪ and they ain't lyin' when the sun goes fallin' down ♪ ♪ they say that the father's insane ♪ ♪ and dear mrs. perkins a game ♪ ♪ we're talkin' 'bout the china grove china ♪ ♪ oh-oh-oh, china grove oh-oh-oh ♪ ♪ but every day there's a new thing comin' ♪ ♪ the ways of an oriental view ♪ ♪ the sheriff and his buddies ♪ ♪ with their samurai swords ♪ ♪ you can even hear the music at night ♪ ♪ and though it's a part of the lone star state people don't seem to care ♪ ♪ they just keep on looki

. >> and another one was to jimmy kimmel. and this is before i said that i was a politician. and i hate to say it, but he used to wait for me outside of his studio in los angeles, very crowded streets. when i came he kissed me my rear all the time. and then all of a sudden it's like hey, this guy, go back to his old shows. he was nervous to talk to me. he would meet me at the car, i think he might've even open my door. and now it is different, so it is one of those things. it's very interesting and i went into the big event. and we love our first lady, but she said i have never heard anybody boo for you. but he said all the years nobody ever booed. and i said that's what happens when you go to politics. it is true. , people pick sides. those late-night guys are terrible, but you have done a country such a service by garbling of the ratings and you have done such a great thing. >> thank you, mr. president. thank you for doing this interview. >> is a lot of fun, we will do it again. >> definitely.

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!ight -- shaquille o'neal -- and music from maisie peters. and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching the show on a big night. there's not much to get excited about here in the united states, but tonight is the first night of football. a new nfl season is under way. [ cheers ] or as tom brady calls it, "the purge."

jimmy kimmel live is next. the guest is bill marr. see you tomorrow. >> crustacean queen. >>> coming up, what we never knew about how easy it is to get something returned at costco. >>> and the woman making nba history. >>> and the lawyer from south carolina who allegedly arranged for someone to kill him. what he is set to do today. you're watching "world news now."

dan: all of that is ahead but first here's a look at what is coming up on jimmy kimmel live. jimmy: thanks. tonight, we mosh. let's say you have done something with madonna in the 1980's. >> it would have been over. and probably madonna as well. dan: distance learning has left many students trying to catch up and one company is helping eliminate the economic gap when it comes to private tutoring. some bay area schools have tapped into the resource that is free for students. melanie woodrow has the story. melanie: as students return to the classroom, many are finding the need extra help after months of distance learning. a former teacher created a remote tutoring company pre-pandemic called paper. >> the product that we offer allows students to get access 24/7 to a live tutor who can help them with any of the homework they are working on. we do that by partnering directly with the district. melanie: it is entirely free for students and their families. school districts foot the bill. he says the company has had a surge of new clients since most districts have provided devices an

. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- shaquille o'neal -- and music from maisie peters. and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching the show on a big night. there's not much to get excited about here in the united states, but tonight is the first night of football. a new nfl season is under way. [ cheers ] or as tom brady calls it, "the purge." [ laughter ] tonight, the reigning champion tampa bay buccaneers hosted america's team, the cowboys of dallas. guillermo's team. >> guillermo: that's right. >> jimmy: cleto's team as well. >> cleto: yes, sir. >> jimmy: i don't know what happened. in the '70s, at that age you root for the cowboys or steelers, there wasn't really a choice. you root for the cowboys. >> guillermo: that's right, >> jimmy: you excited about the game? >> guillermo: pretty excited. hopefully we'll win tonight, go dallas! >> jimmy: i'm excited, i'm just glad i have

ama: first, a look at what is coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live. jose. person is dead following a house fire this evening. there are no other details at this time. we have new developments with the gabby petito case. an autopsy confirmed the body found over the weekend in wyoming's grand national park is hers. the coroner ruled her death a homicide as the search goes on for her boyfriend. the two had gone on a cross-country trip last month and he turned to florida without her. she wasn't reported missing until several days later. authorities are searching for him at a nature preserve. dan: a wildfire heavily damaged at least one home and scorch several other buildings this afternoon. the fire started at 1:00 off of hornsby lane in petaluma. it quickly spread to 10 acres, leading to an evacuation order for 900 homes in the area. one homeowner tried to stop the flames using a garden hose. firefighters got a handle of things and people were allowed back into their homes. the good news, no one was hurt in the fire. in the south bay, city leaders tonight taki

what is coming up on jimmy kimmel live right after abc 7 news at 11:00. jimmy: thanks, larry.would mean a lot if you watch this. >> i just realized -- i was one of the first weeks on your show. >> you know what my motto is? it's to get rich or die trying. ♪ larry: vandalism at a palo alto parking garage is being investigated as a hate crime. a witness reported seeing racial slurs written on a pillar on high street last night. those markings have since been cleaned off. police say they don't know when the graffiti was written. so far, no suspects. it is the fourth time hate crime vandalism has been found. the chp performed a dramatic rescue this afternoon. a man got stuck on a cliff above the ocean. you can see him waving. sky seven captured the moment as the man and a member of the rescue team were lifted to safety by a chp helicopter. medical personnel checked him out on top to make sure he was ok. in the south bay, tonight, hundreds met outside san jose city hall for a monumental occasion. 200 years of mexican independence. amanda del castillo shows us the tradition is more

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jimmy kimmel live, have a good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest hostand music from kane brown. and now, niall horan! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> niall: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] thank you. whoo!

. >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host maren morris!ousewife sutton stracke, and music from gabriels. and now, maren morris! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> maren: welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm your guest host, maren morris. [ cheers and applause ] i am thrilled to be doing this.

late night host jimmy kimmel saying this about who should be getting priority care. >> dr.d if hospitals get any more overcrowd they have had to make some very tough choices about who gets an icu bed. that choice doesn't seem so tough to me. vaccinated person having a heart attack, yes, come right on. we'll take care of you. unvaccinated guy who gobbled horse goo. rest in peace, weezy. >> here is west virginia governor jim justice who seems exhausted trying to cut through the lies being spread about vaccines. >> for god sakes of living, how difficult is this to understand, why in the world do we have to come up with these crazy ideas and they're crazy ideas, that the vaccine has something in it and it's tracing people wherever they go. and the same very people that are saying that are carrying their cell phones around. i mean, come on. >> joining us now cnn political commentator michael smerconish, host of cnn smerconish and general star of the radio. so let me ask you what you think about this? >> well, i'm a howard super fan. when he said it, i was cheering him on as i wa

ama: first, jimmy kimmel. jimmy: are you up? >> have you been doing this for how long? jimmy: long enough to be totally infected. how are you doing? is your family ready for an emergency? you can prepare by mapping out two ways to escape your home, creating a supply kit, and including your whole family in practice drills. for help creating an emergency plan, visit safetyactioncenter.pge.com a little preparation will make you and your family safer in an emergency. a week's worth of food and water, radio, flashlight, batteries and first aid kit are a good start to learn more, visit safetyactioncenter.pge.com ama: an unwelcome trend in the dating world is seeping into the restaurant hiring process. it is called ghosting. bay area restaurant owners say they are seeing recent hires disappear without a trace. >> as san francisco prepares to reopen post-pandemic, we caught up with one restaurant owner on the road shopping for restaurant supplies. >> we hired back half of the team members we need. one thing we have noticed in the interview process is a lot of ghosting. >> a ter