dan: for all of us he >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- channing tatum. david oyelolo. and our 15th annual belly flop competition. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on a big day, a day of much self-congratulation here in hollywood. it is oscar nomination day. [ cheers and applause ] the oscars, of course, are our chance to honor all the great movies we watched on television. [ laughter ]

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right now jimmy kimmel, mark hallberg. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!-- mark wahlberg, sofia black-d'elia, and olympic gold medalist chloe kim, plus music from spoon. and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: well, thanks. hi, everybody. oh, thank you, thank you. welcome. please. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us here in sunny california where the unmasking has begun. as of today, the statewide indoor mask mandate for vaccinated individuals has been lifted.

stay tuned for jimmy kimmel. ringo starr is . >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!ist shaun white. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. hi, guillermo. hi, everyone. thank you. appreciate it. very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching and thanks for joining us on a big night, a thursday night, an exciting thursday night. because one of the beatles is here. one of the real beatles. [ cheers and applause ]

>> yeah. >> are you just trying to get a spot on the jimmy kimmel show? -- no. [ laughter ] >> she's not high, she's job graveling. >> jimmy: interesting. >> she's a job graveling. >> sal: she's also 9 years old. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, what do you think? >> i go with bill. >> jimmy: you're going to say bill? >> kia looks like she keeps her business tight. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you never know, though. >> i know, i know. >> jimmy: there are stereotypes. >> that's true. bill is thinking about pizza. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> i was going with bill. >> jimmy: okay, bill, are you high? >> yes, jimmy, i am. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well done. >> suck it, bill! >> jimmy: it's oddly satisfying. >> it's so satisfying, and we win nothing. >> jimmy: you have three boys, right? >> they're always high. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so this is a good way to -- a good warning to them, you're they're not going to get away with anything. >> the nose knows. >> jimmy: what do they win? oh, that's nice, bubble wrap for everybody. >> thank you. >> jimmy: there you go,

now on jimmy kimmel, josh gad. >> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! gad, anna chlumsky, with music the weather station. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice, welcome. i'm jimmy, the host. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. i was hoping someone would show up. you know, i have to tell you. we have a lot of fun on this show. right, guillermo? >> guillermo: right, jimmy. >> jimmy: it's nonstop fun, right? >> guillermo: yes, all the time. >> jimmy: but t

we'll be right back with will arnett. >>> abc's jimmy kimmel brought to you by nissan. ♪ >> jimmy: hire. tonight, her show on hbo max is called "take out with lisa ling." lisa ling is with us. then later, this is his all-acoustic album, titled "apart." music from allen stone. this week, we've got new shows with andy cohen, josh gad, sebastian stan, lily james, and slash. slash will be playing his guitar with myles kennedy and the conspirators. and we'll have music from the weather station and eric bellinger featuring sevyn. so please join us for all that this week. our first guest is an emmy-winning actor with leading-man looks and a voice that brings to mind smoked bison hide. his popular three-man podcast is called "smartless," and his new comedy series "murderville" premieres on netflix thursday. please welcome will arnett. [ cheering ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? what is this badge on your -- what is that? a patch? >> oh, this? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i don't know. read it, jimmy. >> jimmy: it says toronto maple leafs honor, pride, courage, ambassador. wow, congratulations. >> i mean, it

right now on jimmy kimmel, amanda sigh freed. good night.e national captioning institute, which is responsible for its caption content and accuracy.visit ncicap.org] >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- amanda seyfried, bubba wallace, and music from dashboard confessional, and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. oh, that is very nice. thank you. appreciate that. very kind. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. thanks for joining us. i'm glad we're in a good mood. there's a war going on. there's a war happening in eastern europe right now. i don't know about you, but these are the kind of texts i've

right now on jimmy kimmel, julie bowen.. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, julie bowen, from "the white lotus," murray bartlett, and music from pj morton. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you. very nice. hey, cleto. hi. thanks a lot. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. oh, you know what that is, i can feel it. it's love that's in the air. love is in the air. do you feel that love, guillermo? > guillermo: i do, jimmy, it's a lot of love. >> jimmy:

. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, from "american idol," luke bryan, katy perry, and lionel richie. pal although adlon and music from banks. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us. i'm glad you did. you know, it's hard to do a comedy show when there's a war going on, but we are here while more than 6,000 miles away, women and children are fleeing ukraine. men age 18 to 60 are required to stay and fight as russian forces continue their unprovoked attack. an attack that has been received here in the united states -- i don't remember anything like this, in that some of us seem okay with it. typically we would band together in a situation like this. we'd be united. but that was before the great divider chopped us in half. while vladimir putin is being condemned by leaders and ambassadors from every democratic country around the worl, donald trump, our former president, was complimenting him. and of course h

jimmy kimmel, mark hallberg. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- mark wahlberg, sofia black-d'elia, and olympic gold medalist chloe kim, plus music from spoon. and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: well, thanks. hi, everybody. oh, thank you, thank you. welcome. please. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us here in sunny california where the unmasking has begun. as of today, the statewide indoor mask mandate for vaccinated individuals has been lifted. which is a shame because i was just about to get a nose job. [ laughter ] if you got the shots, you no longer have to wear a mask indoors. and yet, i look out into our studio audience and see masks on every face. that's because in l.a. county we're still required to mask up. unless you're at a football game. in which case you don't have on wear a mask at all. [ laughter ] the rules are very clear. right, re are guillermo? >> guillermo: i got it. >> jimmy: repeat them back, if you would. >> guillermo: they are countinging --

>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, keegan-michael key, jennifer coolidge, and music from sylvan esso, and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hello, everyone. hi, everybody. great night. i am jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we have so much to get to starting with, i don't know if you heard about this, but a major celebrity breakup over the weekend. donald trump and mike pence have gone the way of kim and ye. trump has been blowing the old "pence should have overturned the election" horn a lot lately. so on friday, mike pence marched into an event at the federalist society in florida, just a couple hours up the road from mar-a-lardo. and, after a year of being thrown under the access hollywood bus, mike pence finally, kind of, stood up for himself. >> there are those in our party who believe that as the presiding officer of the joint session of congress that i possess unilateral authority to reject electoral college votes. and i heard this week that president

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show.ching us. thank you for joining us. oh my gosh. another freezing day. it was 67 degrees in hollywood today. [ laughter ] women were wrapping themselves

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. very nice. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm glad to be here, i hope you are too. i'm glad to be at work. i had, an incident at home last night. i didn't tell you this, guillermo. it didn't really happen at home. it happened at school. so on sunday night, i made the kids, who are 4 and 7, billy and

right now on jimmy kimmel, mandy moore. have a good night. >>> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> you're so right. >> yes, it's tuesday. [ cheers ] >> lou: once a century, there comes a day unlike any other. it's the "jimmy kimmel live" 2/22/22 special. tonight, mandy moore, arnold schwarzenegger and music from rob base featuring tinashe. [ cheers and applause ] and now ladies and gents, it's time for twos. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hello friends we welcome you ♪ ♪ on this very special february 22 ♪ ♪ to honor and to celebrate this totally two-riffic date ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ou're seeing ♪ on 2/22/22 ♪ ♪ when this happens again we'll be dead so don't think about going to bed ♪ ♪on the second-favorite show "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> lou: and n

and said, jimmy kimmel is like, hey, what's up? it's jimmy kimmel, this show is really good.s this really jimmy kimmel? and you were like, yeah, it's me. i thought you were hacked. i was going to call abc. [ laughter ] make sure everything was okay? you should see me trying to figure out how to send a dm. takes like 40 minutes for me to even get there. >> that's sweet. that made my day, thank you. >> jimmy: i'm glad i was right, too. i knew it was going to be a hit. i was finally right about something, how about that. [ laughter ] i mentioned that the show was set in philadelphia. your hometown. >> yes. >> jimmy: and very well set. not just -- it's not just one of those fake sets, it really feels like it's there. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i don't know exactly how to describe how you achieved that. there are moments and there are references and just the whole look of the whole thing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you live here in l.a. now? >> i live here in l.a. and the show was actually filmed in l.a. at warner brothers on a lot. but i just felt the more specific you go with the city, the bett

right now on jimmy kimmel, kristen bell. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kristen bell and ike barinholtz. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, welcome. very nice. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. wow, you came on a taco tuesday. that is very, very kind. i think i speak for a lot of us when i say we look forward to a return to "normal." the way things were, even five years ago. not so long ago. and in some ways, we are getting back to normal. for instance -- after three consecutive years of going down, the number of shark attacks this year is up. [ laughter ] there were 73 shark attacks in 2021. up from 57 in 2020. 11 the attacks resulted in fatalities. 9 were classified as unprovoked. what does that mean, unprovoked? [ laughter ] the other two had it coming? the numbers were lower in 2020 because everyone was in quarantine. nobody was at the beach and sharks rarely attack people on the couch. [ laughter ] but i have to say, i don't blame the sharks. we humans have never been more delicious

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. hi, everybody. thanks. hi.ease. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. you came on a good night. we have a fun show tonight. mr. olympia himself, the former governor of our state, arnold schwarzenegger, is here. [cheers and applause ] i'm very oiled up underneath my suit.

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right now on jimmy kimmel, kristen bell. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!n bell and ike barinholtz. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, welcome. very nice. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. wow, you came on a taco tuesday. that is very, very kind. i think i speak for a lot of us when i say we look forward to a return to "normal." the way things were, even five years ago. not so long ago.

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. hi, everybody.mmy, the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on a big day, a day of much self-congratulation here in hollywood. it is oscar nomination day. [ cheers and applause ] the oscars, of course, are our

and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. hi, everyone. guillermo, thank you very much.he show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. a warm welcome to those of you watching from the snow-covered east coast. how many of you in our audience got out just in time for this? some parts of massachusetts got more than 30 inches of snow.

tomorrow morning, tune in at 7:00 for good morning america >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- seth rogen, from "abbott elementary," tyler james williams. and music from aly & aj. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: hello. thank you, thank you. that's very nice, thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i am the host. please, relax. thank you for joining us. i hope you're having a sensual valentine's night. although if you are watching this right now, you probably are not. what's your plan for valentine's, guillermo? >> guillermo: oh, jimmy, we're going order some dinner. >> jimmy: you are? >> guillermo: yes. we don't want to go out today. >> jimmy: do you know what you're going to order? >> guillermo: yeah, mediterranean food. >> jimmy: oh, mediterranean food? >> guillermo: yeah, that's my wife's favorite. >> jimmy: what do you usually order? >> guillermo: we order a greek salad, chicken. a lot of things. >> jimmy: does it come in styrofoam or no? >> guillermo: styrofoam? it comes in a tray, a little tray. >> jimmy: you are a romantic devil. i think it's weird havi

>> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- josh gad, anna chlumsky, with music the weather station. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice, welcome. i'm jimmy, the host. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. i was hoping someone would show up. you know, i have to tell you. we have a lot of fun on this show. right, guillermo? >> guillermo: right, jimmy. >> jimmy: it's nonstop fun, right? >> guillermo: yes, all the time. >> jimmy: but not everything is fun. and right, i'm dealing with a tricky situation at my house. i've been trying to throw out two garbage cans. they got rusty so i threw them out. they've been waiting to be taken to garbage heaven for three weeks now. [ laughter ] every week, the garbagemen come, they empty the plastic ones and leave without these. i mean, look at this. i assume they see them. [ laughter ] they don't match the other ones. and i am torn now between calling or putting a note on the bins. and just leaving them there to find out how long it take

>> it said jimmy kimmel, i did a special video to you, saying please come. could have mistaken. >> jimmy: yes, now i'm remembering all of this. >> now you remember why you haven't invited me back since then to give you a hard time. [ laughter ] it's all good, man. it's all good. >> jimmy: now you're adding to this huge complex that you built. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how many acres are you adding to it? >> it's 330 acres, i bought 37 acres in front too for an entertainment district, i'm pretty excited for it. >> jimmy: that means an area for people to come and enjoy -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: at universal studios, there's universal city walk in front of it. >> exactly, exactly what i was thinking. so many people come to the gates who can't get in that want to see. so i'm telling you, thousands of people are coming to the gates. i've got to do something to invite them in. covid hit, we had to take a pause on it, now we're back at it. >> jimmy: have you ever thought of opening a full-fledged tyler perry theme park? i have not, i think the madea ride would be weird, going

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. that's very nice.hank you, guys. well, that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks, all you guys, for joining us. i can see that -- i don't know, i feel like -- [ cheers and applause ] i'm feeling a little hint of that twilight fever i used to feel from time to time. it was a big day for football fans here in los angeles. today was the victory parade for the super bowl champion los angeles rams. [ cheers and applause ] we've won a lot of titles over the last 16 months. lakers, dodgers. this is the first parade we've been able to have because of covid. so this time, the fans were ready to party. >> well, you know what, mikaela, sometimes these types of events are going on, we are jealous all the energy and the crowds - and the fans, in this case. what's going on? we can tell you that just in the last 30 minutes, things have really changed out here on figueroa. fans are really starting to file in there. a lot of people, a lot of blue and gold jerseys going on. they are funnelin

dan: here's a look at weather is coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel alive. o "twosday". hey, you're fixed. >> get vaccinated my friends. ♪3, 4♪ ♪ ♪hey♪ ♪ ♪are you ready for me♪ ♪are you ready♪ ♪are you ready♪ if you haven't tried dawn powerwash dish spray, what are you waiting for? it's dawn's fastest and easiest way to clean everyday dishes. on simple messes... just spray wipe and rinse. on tough messes, its' spray activated suds have five times faster grease cleaning power to break down grease without water. plus, its' targeted spray cleans even hard to reach places better. so, replace your dish soap with dawn powerwash and spray your dishes clean. dan: some covid developments to pass along. all k-12 public schools in california it would have to develop covid testing plans for students and staff under a state bill announced today. would also apply to preschools, childcare centers and afterschool programs. the city council voted unanimously to rescind the city's indoor mask mandate. even though the state and solano county both lifted mask mandates. target sa

>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz.ogies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, their new album is called "all the truth that i can tell." here with the song "everyone else is just noise," dashboard confessional! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ did you hear the news they're tearing our building down making way ♪ ♪ for the future they don't want no relics around and it makes me think ♪ ♪ can i treasure the memories can i keep moving forward with all of that mess ♪ ♪ inside me cause they'll move all the pieces when my eyes are closed ♪ ♪ as if they could keep me from you as if they could keep me from home ♪ ♪ beyond the reaches of your softest voice where everything else is distraction ♪ ♪ everyone else is just noise i am not immune i've been burned ♪ ♪ and been beaten down i'm trying to learn how to live with what i'm faced with ♪ ♪ living without i wish i could but i can't please everyone all of the time ♪ ♪ hurt less and be loved more and simply feel settled inside ♪ ♪ but they move all the pieces when my eyes ar

dan: here's a look at weather is coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel alive. it is taco "twosday". hey, you're fixed. >> get vaccinated my friends. dan: some covid developments to pass along. all k-12 public schools in california it would have to develop covid testing plans for students and staff under a state bill announced today. would also apply to preschools, childcare centers and afterschool programs. the city council voted unanimously to rescind the city's indoor mask mandate. even though the state and solano county both lifted mask mandates. target says masks are no longer required inside stores across the country as long as local galatians allow. ama: in a spate tonight, san leandro's police chief unveiled the plan to install dozens of cameras. most of the locations will be on major thoroughfares in the cameras will be used to prevent and solve crimes. the police chief repeatedly emphasized they would not be used for surveillance. video would be kept for 15 days and discarded. >> is there -- if there's information to suggest a crime occurred, we look b

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. hi, everybody. thanks. hi.ery nice. welcome. relax, please. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. you came on a good night. we have a fun show tonight. mr. olympia himself, the former governor of our state, arnold schwarzenegger, is here. [ cheers and applause ] i'm very oiled up underneath my suit. arnold, of course, if you're not familiar, is the host of "celebrity apprentice" who did not plug up the white house toilet. [ laughter ] did you hear about this? i know that sounds like just a crude joke. so you know how trump had a habit of tearing up documents at the white house, official documents? he'd rip them to pieces and throw them away? well, the papyrus has thickened. according to a book written by the highly esteemed maggie haberman of "the new york times," the white house engineer, kind of the plumber, i guess, would frequently be called in to unclog the president's toilet. [ laughter ] because he had a habit of flushing papers down it. for real. [ moans and appl

we appreciate your >> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- andy cohen -- and music from slash featuring myles kennedy & the conspirators. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching us. thank you for joining us. oh my gosh. another freezing day. it was 67 degrees in hollywood today. [ laughter ] women were wrapping themselves in their yoga pants just to stay warm today. there's a big storm walloping the rest of the country. everyplace but here, basically. winter storm "landon." sounds less like a storm and more like that guy who was always playing guitar at parties in college. [ laughter ] central texas is expected to be hit with nasty mix of ice and snow, which means any minute now, ted cruz should be departing to cancun. [ laughter ] on a flee vacation. and winter-wise, we could be in for a long one. this morning, punxsutawney phil saw his shadow, which means, nothing, really. let's be honest. [ laughter ] today, of course, is groundhog . again. the fa

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. that's very nice. host. thanks for watching. thanks, all you guys, for joining us. i can see that -- i don't know, i feel like -- [ cheers and applause ] i'm feeling a little

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. >> that is our repor >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!ler perry, usher, and music from ari lennox. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, guillermo. very nice, thank you. welcome. relax, i appreciate it. i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for joining us here in freezing los angeles, california. it was cold today, right? i almost called you up to come to my office and cuddle for warmth. [ laughter ]

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