and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, welcome, welcome. thank you. very nice.hank you very much. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood on what is known around the world, it's pi day today, 3-14. the number, not the dessert.

dan: >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, from "american idol," luke bryan, katy perry, and lionel richie. pamela adlon and music from banks. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us. i'm glad you did. you know, it's hard to do a comedy show when there's a war going on, but we are here while more than 6,000 miles away, women and children are fleeing ukraine. men age 18 to 60 are required to stay and fight as russian forces continue their unprovoked attack.

enjoy the rest of your evening and enjoy jimmy kimmel up next.ight, tyler perry, usher, and music from ari lennox. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, guillermo. very nice, thank you. welcome. relax, i appreciate it. i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for joining us here in freezing los angeles, california. it was cold today, right? i almost called you up to come to my office and cuddle for warmth. [ laughter ]

i would be jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: jimmy o. kimmel. that right?d. >> jimmy: i'll go through the whole thing with you once we hit the commercial. but i do want to -- well, first of all, i love the show "silicon valley. you were so funny on that. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: and i imagine most people know you from the movies and from television shows. but you started doing stand-up comedy, and still do stand-up comedy. >> absolutely. still my first love and one of my top loves. >> jimmy: were you a kid when you started doing it? >> i might have looked like a kid. >> jimmy: how old with you? >> 21. >> jimmy: that's a kid. >> if you start before 21, they make you wait outside. because they serve alcohol in comedy clubs. >> jimmy: in the old days they didn't. not only would they let you in and go on stage, some of the older comedians would give you cocaine and ruin your life. >> i wish that happened, yes. >> jimmy: that's what used to happen. so you started in san diego and then l.a.? >> both. it was between junior and senior year of high school

on jimmy kimmel, adam scott. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, adam scott and charlie puth! and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, thank you. guillermo. ♪ that's very nice of you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] and traveling all this way to see us. it's not cheap, i know, to come to this show. you have to pay to park in hollywood. you have to buy gas. you have to buy weed. it adds up, really. [ laughter ] i went to the gas station last night for the first time in a couple weeks. you know how much it is -- gas is at the station down the street? >> guillermo: like five something? >> jimmy: $5 hupp a gallon. [ laughter ] it cost me $9,000 to fill my tank. it's outrageous. you know, a lot of uber and lyft drivers are quitting their jobs because it costs too much to buy gas. i got in an uber the other day, the guy said he'd only drive me places that were downhill. [ laughter ] [ rimshot ] thank you. what a night to be an uber driver tonight. it is st. green's

and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, welcome, welcome. thank you. very nice.hank you very much. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood on what is known around the world, it's pi day today, 3-14. the number, not the dessert. you'll find this interesting, guillermo. albert einstein was born on pi day, and stephen hawking died on pi day. what are the odds of that? i guess we'll never know because the two smartest people are now dead. today also happens to be the first time in over two years where our full staff is back to work. at the office. i don't know, since for two years, at least half our staff has been working from home. and i have to say, it's nice to have meetings where i don't have to keep going, "ken! you're on mute! ken! there's always a ken, you know. here's another sign that things are getting back to normal-ish. over the weekend here in l.a., we had a police chase. this is one of the best/worst police chases of all time. >> you can see it right there, the suspect trying to getting int

and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. hi, i'm jimmy. i am the host of the show. busy. the big story, of course, is the war on ukraine. not a whoa, really. but i appreciate

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. and now, jimmy kimmel! e ] >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in l.a., where heads have finally stopped spinning as a result of what happened at the oscars sunday night. not that we've stopped talking

. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- nick kroll, caitriona balfe, and music from turnstile. and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. well, that's very nice. thanks. truly, i appreciate it. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for joining us here in sunny, hot southern california where there is a bit more ash in the air than usual. because it's ash wednesday. [ laughter ] otherwise known as "whose priest has the biggest thumb?" day. [ laughter ] today is the first day of lent. catholics are giving up meat, dairy, candy, wine. basically, it's 40 days of living like a wellness influencer on instagram. [ laughter ] guillermo, are you giving anything up for lent? >> guillermo: exercise. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: 40 days, i hope you can make it. >> guillermo: i will! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: at the white house today, a reporter asked president biden, who is for lent and got quite the up - double scoop. >> what are you giving up for lent? >> what will you give up for

ama: first a look at what is coming up in jimmy kimmel live. jimmy: thanks. get ready for another wild wednesday. >> really hard to do what you do every day. jimmy: yeah, if you are only doing it once but eventually, you are half-asleep during the whole show. who are you again? ♪ ♪ ahhh! oh my! okay it's my turn, i'm going to drive. ♪ you've been, you've been ♪ ♪ running through my mind ♪ ♪ and i've been thinking that it's just about time ♪ ♪ we get together, together ♪ ♪ i've been, i've been ♪ ♪ doing just fine ♪ ♪ and you've been, you've been doing alright ♪ ♪ let's get together, ♪ ♪ together ♪ ♪ so come on ♪ is your bathroom over 10 years old? i'm mike holmes, here with ivan from agm renovations america's kitchen and bathroom renovators thanks mike! bathrooms over 10 years old cause major water damage, flooding, and mold. [mike] ivan, i've seen a lot of this. homeowners often don't realize what's behind the walls. agm are the only bathroom renovation specialists i recommend. visit agmrenovations.com today, and renovate before it's too late! and remember -

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you.hank you, thank you, thank you. i appreciate it. cleto, thank you. welcome. oh, very kind. i'm jimmy. i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for joining us here in los angeles, where wow, look at this group. things are loosening up covid-wise. or at least covid safety-wise. we're keeping the covid, we're getting rid of the safety. [ laughter ] indoor concertgoers and fans at sporting events will no longer have to show proof of vaccination starting april 1st. i guess they figure if we get hit with a new variant, they can just say "april fool's!" [ laughter ] but it's good news. i think. lakers fans will still be encouraged to wear masks. but not because of covid, just because of how embarrassing this season has been. [ laughter ] speaking of embarrassing, we got a full day of nonsense from the senate on day two of the supreme court confirmation hearing. you been watching this? >> guillermo: no, jimmy. >> jimmy: no, i didn't think so. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i'm glad

we'll be right back with wanda sykes. >> abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" t to you by canva. >> jimmy: all righty. tonight from the new show "life and beth" on hulu, michael cera is with us. this later, this is their new ep. it's called "seasons, spring." weezer from the mercedes-benz stage. this will be their first of four weezer performances with us this year, one for each season, which this is season spring. you know what next one will be, guillermo? >> guillermo: summer. >> jimmy: that's why i have you around, "season, summer." we've never done this before. tomorrow night, our guests are jamie lee curtis and brian tyree henry, with music from coin. so please join us for that. our first guest is a great and award-winning comedian, actor, and writer who on oscar night serves as one-third of a trio of hosts. amy schumer, regina hall, and wanda sykes co-host the 94th annual academy awards sunday here on abc. please welcome wanda sykes. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm doing okay, jimmy. how you doing? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. you kn

right now on jimmy kimmel, jamie lee curtis.m hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jamie lee curtis. brian tyree henry. and music from coin. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, thank you, thank you. i appreciate it. cleto, thank you. welcome. oh, very kind. i'm jimmy. i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for joining us here in los angeles, where wow, look at this group. things are loosening up covid-wise. or at least covid safety-wise. we're keeping the

and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, everybody. very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on, in the aftermath of hollywood's biggest night. and it was a big night last night. i wonder if there's anyone in in the audience who doesn't know what happened last night? if you are one of the few who did not see what happened across the street from us at the dolby theater last night, what happened was this. >> jada, i love you. gi jane 2, can't wait to see it. [ laughter ] that was a nice one. okay. i'm out here -- uh-oh. oh, wow, wow! >> jimmy: wow indeed. the old "hitch" slap. it's now a part of our lives forever. we will never stop talking about this. it was so shocking. the only thing i can really compare it to is when mike tyson bit holyfield's ears. even kanye was like, you went onstage d did what? at an awards show? and the weirdest part was that initially, will smith laughed at that joke. >> can't wait to see it, all right? >> jimmy: but then, he must have noticed that jada was not amused. and was

and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: very nice. everyone, thanks. welcome, welcome. thank you.i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. this is -- i have to say, this is a day that i've been waiting for almost my whole adult life, something finally happened. the united states senate today voted acrossar

dan: >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, from "american idol," luke bryan, katy perry, and lionel richie. pamela adlon and music from banks. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us. i'm glad you did. you know, it's hard to do a comedy show when there's a war going on, but we are here while more than 6,000 miles away, women and children are fleeing ukraine. men age 18 to 60 are required to stay and fight as russian forces continue their unprovoked attack. an attack that has been received here in the united states -- i don't remember anything like this, in that some of us seem okay with it. typically we would band together in a situation like this. we'd be united. but that was before the great divider chopped us in half. while vladimir putin is being condemned by leaders and ambassadors from every democratic country around the world, donald trump, our former president, was complimenting him. and of co

right now, jimmy kimmel is up. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!ll wilson, and music from mitski. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, everybody. that's very nice. guillermo. well, great, greetings, my fellow americans. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for spending part of your taco tuesday with us here. you probably know, you're probably on vacation, but the president tonight, joe biden, li

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. oh, that's very nice. i appreciate that greatly. we have -- oh, there's a lot happening. i have many thoughts on many subjects, starting with president joe mama biden. did you know his middle name is mama? [ laughter ] named after his mother, that's right. the president is in brussels right now for an emergency summit with our natoal ties. put out a forceful statement nt- warning russia not to use chemical weapons on ukraine. also posed for a series of awkward photographs, starting with a group shot. i don't know, this seems unnecessary for an emergency meeting. but you can see there's biden. [ laughter ] with canadian prime minister justin trudeau. it's like a commercial for mentadent or something. [ laughter ] it's interesting to watch these leaders kind of hanging out to see who pairs off with who. [ laughter ] you see, that uncomfortable-looking individual is boris johnson.

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] and now, jimmy kimmel!ers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. oh, that's very nice. i appreciate that greatly. we have -- oh, there's a lot happening. i have many thoughts on many subjects, starting with president joe mama biden. did you

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. and now, jimmy kimmel! cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in l.a., where heads have finally stopped spinning as a result of what happened at the oscars sunday night. not that we've stopped talking about it. it's all we talk about.moon, we would i feel like if they discovered house press briefing today! live chicken on the moon, we would talk about it less. it even came up at the white house press briefing today! >> the biggest story right now, was unleashed is something the white house condone that type of violence, do you condemn it and do you support comedians who have been attacked. >> so i don't have any official comment from the white house on the altercation, i know the president was not able to watch the oscars. >> jimmy: well what the hell is he doing all day, then? he's not going to deploy the national guard to comedy clubs? who will protect ha-has and yuk-yuks? of course, joe biden didn't watch the oscars

coming up now on jimmy kimmel live seth rogan. have a good night.s "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- seth rogen. from "abbott elementary," tyler james williams. and music from aly & aj. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: hello. thank you, thank you. that's very nice, thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i am the host. please, relax. please. thank you for joining us. i hope you're having a sensual valentine's night. although if you are watching this right now, you probably are not. what's your plan for valentine's, guillermo?

and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, welcome, welcome. thank you. very nice. the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood on what is known around the world, it's pi day today, 3-14.

>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- lisa kudrow, michael chiklis, and music from allison russell. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. well, thank you. welcome. very nice. welcome, thank you. jimmy, i am the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. very good to have you here. welcome to hollywood. let's get right into it. it was another day of grandstanding, speechmaking and hissy-fitting in the senate. it was day three of the confirmation hearings for judge ketanji brown jackson. 58% of americans support judge jackson's appointment to the supreme court. it is the most support a jackson has had since "thriller" came out. [ laughter and applause ] she said the fact that she was even nominated shows how far we've come as a country, so some of the republican senators on the committee have been hard at work to show how far we haven't. three senators in particular, hawley, graham, and cruz, have been putting on a three ring circle jerk this week. [ laughter ] d

and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, everybody. very nice. thank you.

right now, jimmy kimmel is up. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- sandra oh, ciara and russell wilson, and music from mitski. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, everybody. that's very nice. guillermo. well, great, greetings, my fellow americans. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for spending part of your taco tuesday with us here. you probably know, you're probably on vacation, but the president tonight, joe biden, delivered his first state of the union-soviet union-speech. [ laughter ] it was a tough speech. biden said that even though the country is divided right now, right now, we all need to come together and agree that the "sex and the city" reboot wasn't anywhere near what we hoped it would be. [ laughter ] they probably could have saved time and tweeted the state of the union is -- "malarkey af." [ laughter ] the state of our union is as strong as kim and kanye right now. [ laughter ] it's not. and not every lawmaker showed up to watch the speech, which is not the usu

on jimmy kimmel, adam scott. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live."harlie puth! and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, thank you. guillermo. ♪ that's very nice of you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] and traveling all this way to see us. it's not cheap, i know, to come to this show. you have to pay to park in hollywood. you have to buy gas. you have to buy weed. it adds up, really. [ laughter ] i went to the gas station last night

. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- andrew garfield, keke palmer, and music from ghost. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi there. welcome. thank you for watching. i'm jimmy, the host of the show. i'm very glad you're here. we are very fortunate to be able to gather together for a fun show. in washington this morning, it was very serious. lawmakers gathered for a special address from ukrainian president zelenskyy. he spoke via video to a joint session of congress. he got two standing ovations. which was nice, though i think he would rather get fighter jets. but the standing ovations were good. it was bipartisan. republicans and democrats stood for him. which is almost impossible. it's like getting kim and kanye to agree on a daycare situation. [ laughter ] very difficult. zelenskyy appealed directly to congress, saying, "we need you right now." and congress was like, "listen, we'd love to help, but we just made daylight saving time permanent, and we are wiped out." [ laughter ] zelen

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. well, thank you. welcome.. welcome, thank you. jimmy, i am the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. very good to have you here. welcome to hollywood. let's get right into it. it was another day of grandstanding, speechmaking and

. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- mark wahlberg, sofia black-d'elia, and olympic gold medalist chloe kim, plus music from spoon. and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: well, thanks. hi, everybody. oh, thank you, thank you. welcome. please. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us here in sunny california where the unmasking has begun. as of today, the statewide indoor mask mandate for vaccinated individuals has been lifted. which is a shame because i was just about to get a nose job. [ laughter ] if you got the shots, you no longer have to wear a mask indoors. and yet, i look out into our studio audience and see masks on every face. that's because in l.a. county we're still required to mask up. unless you're at a football game. in which case you don't have to wear a mask at all. [ laughter ] the rules are very clear. right, guillermo? >> guillermo: i got it. >> jimmy: repeat them back, if you would. >> guillermo: they are. counting -- no mor

>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- kristen stewart, jake johnson, and music from tinashe. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: very nice. everyone, thanks. welcome, welcome. thank you. very nice. hey, i'm jimmy. i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. this is -- i have to say, this is a day that i've been waiting for almost my whole adult life, something finally happened. the united states senate today voted across party lines to make daylight saving time permanent. meaning we may never have to change the clock on the microwave again! what they're trying to give us -- various politician have been trying to do this for years but they kept getting clock blocked. [ laughter ] not only did it pass, the vote was unanimous. when was the last time anything got a unanimous vote in the senate? they couldn't even agree unanimously to condemn asian american hate crimes. josh hawley was like, "let's not rush into anything." but this time they did. senator marco rubio of florida, a republican, w

dan: and >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jamie dornan, louisa jacobson, and music from shenseea. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. how are you doing? thank you very much. guillermo. hi, i'm jimmy. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us in southern california. very good to have you here. there are a lot of terrible things happening. but as my 4-year-old son, billy, said this morning on the way to school, "did you know everythings is good excepts for bad stuffs?" [ laughter ] and i said, "yeah, i know, i'm an adult, i know these things." but he's right, kind of, i think. that bad stuff that happened in washington on january 6th gave way to something good, a bipartisan house select committee investigation. and you're not going to believe this, but they have found evidence that would appear to implicate a former president. ♪ dum dum dum ♪ and that former president is donald trump. ♪ dum dum dum ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i know. i never imagined he could have been involved

enjoy the rest of your evening and enjoy jimmy kimmel up next. taylor perry is on.ee it so early. but he doesn't see or hear the neighboring until it is under his chair and then malcolm moves away rather quickly. for the circumstances, pretty calm, right? it jumped and tried to attack him, but luckily he didn't get bit. hiser venomous.it was a tiger and by the way tiger snakes are usually ground dwelling. they are able to swim through water. they can climb through trees and buildings and they can also show up on your back deck in case you need nightmare fuel. >> that is some creepy news i never knew i needed. this is crazy to me because usually i mean i'm from california, so rattlesnakes are a huge problem, but it is because you get too close, right? like you are hiking and you see a rattlesnake. this snake -- yeah. >> luckily he didn't get bit. >>> coming up, the vote in one state to secede from the u.s. >>> and plus the hunt for the thieves who reportedly stole $1 million in luxury vehicles. >>> and we're hearing for the first time from that hero state trooper who

>> it said jimmy kimmel, i did a special video to you, saying please come. could have mistaken. >> jimmy: yes, now i'm remembering all of this. >> now you remember why you haven't invited me back since then to give you a hard time. it's all good. it's all good. >> jimmy: now you're adding to this huge complex that you built. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how many acres are you adding to it? >> it's 330 acres, i bought 37 acres in front too for an entertainment district, i'm pretty excited for it. >> jimmy: that means an area for people to come and enjoy -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: at universal studios, there's universal city walk in front of it. >> exactly, exactly what i was thinking. so many people come to the gates who can't get in that want to see. thousands of people are coming to the gates. i've got to do something to invite them in. covid hit, we had to take a pause on it, now we're back at it. >> jimmy: have you ever thought of opening a full-fledged tyler perry theme park? i have not, i think the madea ride would be weird, going up her dress. [ laughter ] i don't th

means for our rainy season all that's ahead but first here's a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmellive right after abc 7 news at 11 jimmy. thanks, dan. spring has sprung and so have weak not. do and now most admired alum! get up there. this is so embarrassing. there's no way it's me. you know her.... you love her.... ruh roh. what are you doing here? it's anna gomez! who? our first gigillionaire! with at&t fiber, anna's got the fastest internet with hyper-gig speeds. i didn't know you went to this school. we have a lot in common. live like a gigillionaire with at&t fiber. now with speeds up to 5-gigs. limited availability. when confirmation hearings began for a judge. catanji brown jackson if confirmed by the senate judiciary committee, she would be the first african-american woman to serve on the supreme court. pending a confirmation by the senate. will bring us one step closer to having a supreme court that is more reflective of our nation. the whole truth and nothing in today's hearing brown jackson was sworn in offering her a chance to introduce herself to the nation her family

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you.nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks, all you guys, for joining us. i can see that -- i don't know, i feel like -- [ cheers and applause ] i'm feeling a little hint of that twilight fever i used to feel from time to time.

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. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- chris pine. ke huy quan. and music from wallows with cleto and the cletones. and now jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. i appreciate that. i'm jimmy, i am host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming here. we are -- [ cheers ] relax, please. wear here at our home in hollywood. we're just across the street from the dolby theatre which was the site of the most dramatic moment in oscar, maybe even television history. the willie manilli as it's being called. was it crime, was it staged, was it the end of comedy, was it cake? we don't know. unless you've been under chris rock, we know the story. the academy of motion picture arts and sciences are not jumping to conclusions. they've begun what they call their official review. the president and ceo of the academy sent a letter to members, says it will take them a few weeks to complete their investigation of this incident. and a lot of people are wond wondering, what, why it will take a few weeks to investigate someth

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you.hat's very nice. thank you, thank you. thank you, guys. thank you, thank you. well, that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks, all you guys, for joining us. i can see that -- i don't know, i feel like -- [ cheers and applause ] i'm feeling a little hint of that twilight fever i used to feel from time to time. it was a big day for football fans here in los angeles. today was the victory parade for the super bowl champion los angeles rams. [ cheers and applause ] we've won a lot of titles over the last 16 months. lakers, dodgers. this is the first parade we've been able to have because of covid. so this time, the fans were ready to party. >> well, you know what, mikaela, sometimes these types of events are going on, we are jealous because you're down there with all the energy and the crowds and the fans, in this case. what's going on? we can tell you that just in the last 30 minutes, things have really changed out here on figueroa. fans are really starting to

right now, jimmy kimmel is up.susususususususus stephen breyer, when president biden honored him for his decades of service before his retirement from the supreme court. he's covering his face. i mean, two completely adorable reactions from two very different people, but everyone talking about that on social media this morning, you guys. >> you know what i found remarkable, too, is how many people, how many lawmakers and everyone in the audience was wearing -- this is a state of the union address in the united states, and they were wearing ukrainian flags showing support on both sides of the aisle. >> definitely we saw blue flags. >> dr. biden was wearing a blue dress with a sunflower embroidered on the sleeve in honor of ukraine as well. >> i'm fluent in gif. >> it's jif, isn't it? >> listen, we will argue about it all day. but those two are definitely great potential. >> the eyebrows. >>> coming up, how you can get paid to get married in italy. >> sure! >>> plus a treasure trove of love letters. where a woman in

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. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"arfield, keke palmer, and music from ghost. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi there. welcome. thank you for watching. i'm jimmy, the host of the show. i'm very glad you're here. we are very fortunate to be able to gather together for a fun show. in washington this morning, it was very serious. lawmakers gathered for a special address from ukrainian president

right now on jimmy kimmel, jamie lee curtis. good night. under the name d.w york and miami. >> he's in pretty good company. also performing at the festival are metallica, greenday, dua lipa. listen, people moonlighting as deejays not all that uncommon. there's a former miami heat player who's a deejay. >> really? >> yeah. >> i actually really like this. number one, because goldman sachs employees work crazy hours. so it's nice to see that he has a different outlet. also, people are just multi-faceted. like you don't have to be a one-trick pony. yes. that's why andrew plays the saxophone in the subways. >> i should maybe try my hand at lalapalooza. still waiting for my invite. >>> coming up, why this year will be a year of firsts for the oscars. >>> the frightening moments for one family involving a bounce house and a sudden gust of wind. >>> and another family spotting this great white shark. you're watching "world news now." spotting this great white i got this mountain bike for only $11. dealdash.com the fair and honest bidding site. this kitchenaid mixer

dan: we app >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. hi, guillermo. hi, everyone. thank you. appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching and thanks for joining us on a big night, a thursday night, an exciting thursday night. because one of the beatles is here. one of the real beatles. [ cheers and applause ]

. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- chris pine. ke huy quan. cleto and the cletones. and now jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. i appreciate that. i'm jimmy, i am host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming here. we are -- [ cheers ] relax, please. wear here at our home in hollywood. we're just across the street from the dolby theatre which was the site of the most dramatic moment in oscar, maybe even television

dan: >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"yan, katy perry, and lionel richie. pamela adlon and music from banks. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us. i'm glad you did. you know, it's hard to do a comedy show when there's a war going on, but we are here while more than 6,000 miles away, women and children are fleeing ukraine. men age 18 to 60 are required to stay and fight as russiafo

. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!dalist chloe kim, plus music from spoon. and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: well, thanks. hi, everybody. oh, thank you, thank you. welcome. please. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us here in sunny california where the unmasking has begun. as of today, the statewide indoor mask mandate for vaccinated individuals has been lifted.

dan: and >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"immel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. how are you doing? thank you very much. guillermo. hi, i'm jimmy. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us in southern california. very good to have you here. there are a lot of terrible things happening. but as my 4-year-old son, billy, said this morning on the way to school, "did you know everythings is good excepts for

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