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everybody, it's jimmy kimmel! >> what is this? demo. we know how much you love science. but first, i've got to ask you if you recognize this room. >> yes, i do. that is my office. >> guillermo: hi, jimmy! >> hi, guillermo. >> mark: that's right. how do you feel about the rapid expansion of a hot gas due to a cot list in a subvolumetric receptacle? >> you know i've always been very pro that. [ laughter ] >> mark: thank goodness. >> that's good. >> mark: that is a huge relief. in that case, all right, audience, let's count them down. three, two, one -- hit it, guillermo! >> what in the world? that's my office! [ cheers and applause ] >> mark: so -- yeah. it was guillermo's idea, jimmy! it was guillermo's idea! >> that doesn't sound like one of guillermo's ideas. [ laughter and applause ] you think this fascination with elephant paste explosions indicates some kind of a deep-seated sexual frustration? perhaps between the two of you? i don't know. >> mark: that's what happens when you leave the nerds in charge, jimmy. well, thank you
everybody, it's jimmy kimmel! >> what is this? demo. we know how much you love science. but first, i've got to ask you if you recognize this room. >> yes, i do. that is my office. >> guillermo: hi, jimmy! >> hi, guillermo. >> mark: that's right. how do you feel about the rapid expansion of a hot gas due to a cot list in a subvolumetric receptacle? >> you know i've always been very pro that. [ laughter ] >> mark: thank goodness. >> that's good....
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welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."our guest host, dan o'garno. [ applause ] and you are the greatest audience on this side of east hollywood. [ laughter ] anyway. that was quite a reception. now before we get going, i know a lot of you are probably wondering if i'm going to do any of my old impressions from "snl." [ cheers and applause ] yeah. but honest answer is -- not gonna do it. [ cheers and applause ] wouldn't be prudent at this juncture. had to do the whole thing for myself. i'm kidding. of course i'm going to do it. i often get asked to do my classic characters and people wonder -- they think they're still alive. what are they doing, right? garth runs a marijuana dispensary in aurora. it's called "schweed!" [ laughter ] "she's a total babe. if she were a vape, she'd be a -- bape." [ laughter ] i'm doing garth at 91. it's really fun. [ laughter ] wayne, i need my flomax. [ laughter ] hans from hans and franz? [ applause ] yeah. love him. he is in boca raton skipping leg day right now because his thighs have reac
welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."our guest host, dan o'garno. [ applause ] and you are the greatest audience on this side of east hollywood. [ laughter ] anyway. that was quite a reception. now before we get going, i know a lot of you are probably wondering if i'm going to do any of my old impressions from "snl." [ cheers and applause ] yeah. but honest answer is -- not gonna do it. [ cheers and applause ] wouldn't be prudent at this juncture. had to do the whole thing for...
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welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!"'m your guest host, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for joining us on a big day in hollywood. the emmy nominations came out this morning. i've never understood why they announce the nominations so damn early. who are they, the cops? [ laughter ] it's like ah, ah, ah, open up! we're here to praise you for your outstanding work in a comedy ensemble!" the most nominated show this year is "succession." [ cheers and applause ] or as i like to call it, "white-ish." [ laughter ] but the really big news around the office today is that this show, "jimmy kimmel live!" was nominated for outstanding variety talk series. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ yes, it's that magical day when the staff imagines what it will be like to win before remembering they're gonna be crushed by john oliver's dainty british hands. [ laughter ] i actually heard "jimmy kimmel live!" was not gonna get nominated by the academy, but the academy saw me host last night and called an emergency meeting. [ cheers
welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!"'m your guest host, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for joining us on a big day in hollywood. the emmy nominations came out this morning. i've never understood why they announce the nominations so damn early. who are they, the cops? [ laughter ] it's like ah, ah, ah, open up! we're here to praise you for your outstanding work in a comedy ensemble!" the most nominated show this year is "succession." [ cheers and applause...
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en jimmy kimmel, henry winkler. -- on jimmy >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host anthony anderson. tonight, henry winkler, marcus scribner, and music from sean paul featuring gwen stefani with cleto and the cletones. and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: all right! [ cheers and applause ] thank you! thank you! okay. all right. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] this is my third and final night here at the show. [ audience aws ] hey, guillermo, i'm going to miss you, man. >> guillermo: i'm going to milos you too. i love you. you're doing a good job. >> anthony: thank you, baby. i love you too. [ applause ] and i'm also going to miss waking up to supportive comments from jimmy's viewers like this -- "damn son. anthony anderson can't do [ bleep ] without his momma huh?" [ laughter ] that is not true! i can do lots of stuff without my mama. right, mama? >> right. [ laughter ] that's right. >> anthony: she has to talk at least once per show or she doesn't get a check. [ laughter
en jimmy kimmel, henry winkler. -- on jimmy >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host anthony anderson. tonight, henry winkler, marcus scribner, and music from sean paul featuring gwen stefani with cleto and the cletones. and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: all right! [ cheers and applause ] thank you! thank you! okay. all right. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host, anthony anderson. [ cheers...
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welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."'m your guest host, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] now, jimmy is on vacation for yet another summer, and somehow once again that's my problem? [ laughter ] here's what i don't get. i did a show at abc for almost a decade and nobody paid me to sit my ass down for three months of the year. [ laughter ] i had to pay rent by shooting 800 t-mobile and smirnoff commercials. with my mama. [ cheers and applause ] she's here! she's here. ladies and gentlemen in the audience and ladies and gentlemen at home, tonight is my mama's birthday. [ cheers and applause ] happy birthday, mama. >> thank you. >> anthony: i love you, baby. >> i love you more. >> anthony: all right. it's also a big night here on abc. "the bachelorette" is back. [ cheers and applause ] and this season, the show features two bachelorettes looking for love. i've got some questions about that. like what happens if they fall in love with the same guy? do all three of them pile into the fantasy suite and hump it out unti
welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."'m your guest host, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] now, jimmy is on vacation for yet another summer, and somehow once again that's my problem? [ laughter ] here's what i don't get. i did a show at abc for almost a decade and nobody paid me to sit my ass down for three months of the year. [ laughter ] i had to pay rent by shooting 800 t-mobile and smirnoff commercials. with my mama. [ cheers and applause ] she's here! she's here. ladies and...
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right on "jimmy kimmel live," demi lovato.ryone. >> when from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live with guest host mark roper. tonight, demi lovato and science bob pflugfelder. with cleto and the cletones. and now, mark roper! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> mark: wow! wow, wow! wow! thank you! thank you, okay, okay. this is great. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "jimmy kimmel live"!
right on "jimmy kimmel live," demi lovato.ryone. >> when from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live with guest host mark roper. tonight, demi lovato and science bob pflugfelder. with cleto and the cletones. and now, mark roper! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> mark: wow! wow, wow! wow! thank you! thank you, okay, okay. this is great. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "jimmy kimmel live"!
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welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host, rupaul.ow, this is my second summer filling in for jimmy, and when they asked me to come back i said, sure why not, honey? i already host every other damn show on tv. [ cheers ] and i ain't going to stop until i'm on tv more than flo from them progressive commercials. [ laughter ] people always ask me, do i get nervous or something like this? the answer is, uh-uh, i'm a professional, honey. [ cheers and applause ] it's true, i do. a motto before every performance i tell myself the same thing i tell the contestants on "drag race." i say, "good luck" and what else, guillermo? >> guillermo: don't [ bleep ] it up. >> rupaul: there you go. [ cheers and applause ] that's it. if all else fails, just remember, it's just tv, baby. it's just tv. none of it really matters, right? right, guillermo? >> guillermo: that's right, honey. [ laughter ] >> rupaul: oh my goodness, i miss you, guillermo. >> guillermo: i miss you too, i love you. >> rupaul: i love you. and listen, i hope you don't mind. but i broug
welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host, rupaul.ow, this is my second summer filling in for jimmy, and when they asked me to come back i said, sure why not, honey? i already host every other damn show on tv. [ cheers ] and i ain't going to stop until i'm on tv more than flo from them progressive commercials. [ laughter ] people always ask me, do i get nervous or something like this? the answer is, uh-uh, i'm a professional, honey. [ cheers and applause ] it's true, i do. a...
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welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."'m your guest host, chelsea handler. [ cheers ] unfortunately, this is my last night here. i'm sad to be leaving. i'm especially going to miss you, guillermo. >> guillermo: i'm going to miss you too. >> chelsea: yeah. it's been fun to work with somebody who drinks at work more than i do. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: we did a lot of drinking together. >> chelsea: yeah, yeah. i've thoroughly enjoyed my time guest hosting. but just like women's rights, all good things must come to an end. [ moans and laughter ] and if nothing else, at least i got one viewer to change his stance on abortion after watching my monologues this week. from kenneth, "knowing that she isn't raising kids is almost justification for abortion. [ laughter ] she is probably one of the most horrible people on earth. a close third after jimmy kimmel and stephen colbert. i thought comedians were supposed to be funny?" [ laughter ] i am funny, [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] that's why i'm here telling jokes about one of
welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."'m your guest host, chelsea handler. [ cheers ] unfortunately, this is my last night here. i'm sad to be leaving. i'm especially going to miss you, guillermo. >> guillermo: i'm going to miss you too. >> chelsea: yeah. it's been fun to work with somebody who drinks at work more than i do. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: we did a lot of drinking together. >> chelsea: yeah, yeah. i've thoroughly enjoyed my time guest hosting. but just...
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and of course, jimmy kimmel, wherever he may be.inor! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ please don't make promises that you can't keep your best intentions end up hurting me ♪ ♪ no matter what i love you endlessly i know we're blood but this love is bad for me ♪ ♪ i can't tell you what i want to say 'cuz i i'm afraid that you won't change ♪ ♪ sometimes i just want to scream in your face but when you're in pain just walk away ♪ ♪ and my therapist told me to write you a letter mm-mm she said if i did ♪ ♪ it would make me feel better but it wouldn't do it even if i sent it ♪ ♪ 'cause you won't get it you're too damn selfish mm-mm please don't make ♪ ♪ promises that you can't keep your best intentions end up hurting me ♪ ♪ no matter what i love you endlessly but i gotta run i gotta run ♪ ♪ from your reality i know we're blood but this love is bad for me ♪ ♪ damn it's hard for me to let go from someone i held so close mmm ♪ ♪ damn it's hard for me to draw that line and leave you on the other side ♪ ♪ but my therapist told me to write you a lette
and of course, jimmy kimmel, wherever he may be.inor! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ please don't make promises that you can't keep your best intentions end up hurting me ♪ ♪ no matter what i love you endlessly i know we're blood but this love is bad for me ♪ ♪ i can't tell you what i want to say 'cuz i i'm afraid that you won't change ♪ ♪ sometimes i just want to scream in your face but when you're in pain just walk away ♪ ♪ and my therapist told me to write you a letter mm-mm she...
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welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." am your guest host, sean hayes. [ cheers and applause ] before we get started, jimmy texted me right before the show. for real. he wanted me to tell you he loves you, he misses you and he can't wait until he's back with you after he's done with his vacation. [ laughter ] so -- yeah. just kidding, i haven't heard from him in weeks. [ laughter ] he's probably on a beach somewhere with a spanish-to-english dictionary looking up how to say "two more marijuanas, please." [ laughter ] [ applause ] true. one for me. we are coming to you from not-so-sunny california, where for once, we actually had weather to complain about. there was massive thunder and lightning for hours last night. thunderstorms don't happen a lot in l.a. usually if you hear a loud noise from the sky around here, it's just harrison ford crashing his plane. [ laughter ] [ applause ] never a scratch on the guy, thank god, right? i don't know about you, but i find thunderbolts and lightning very, very frightening. me! galile
welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." am your guest host, sean hayes. [ cheers and applause ] before we get started, jimmy texted me right before the show. for real. he wanted me to tell you he loves you, he misses you and he can't wait until he's back with you after he's done with his vacation. [ laughter ] so -- yeah. just kidding, i haven't heard from him in weeks. [ laughter ] he's probably on a beach somewhere with a spanish-to-english dictionary looking up how to say "two more...
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"jimmy kimmel live," with guest >> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host chelseaoey king! megan stalter! and music from anees. with cleto and the cletones! and now, chelsea handler! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> chelsea: thank you! thank you, thank you! [ cheers and applause ] thank you. sit down! welcome to "jimmy kimmel live," everybody. i am your guest host, chelsea handler. [ cheers and applause ]
"jimmy kimmel live," with guest >> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host chelseaoey king! megan stalter! and music from anees. with cleto and the cletones! and now, chelsea handler! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> chelsea: thank you! thank you, thank you! [ cheers and applause ] thank you. sit down! welcome to "jimmy kimmel live," everybody. i am your guest host, chelsea handler. [ cheers and applause ]
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and tomorrow, "jimmy kimmel live" has another great show in store.nicole kayra is another actor who needs just one more gig to get health care for the year. take it away, nicole in farsi. [ speaking foreign language ] guest host rupaul. [ speaking foreign language ] >> kerry: yes! whoo! [ cheers and applause ] whoo! pretend i have confetti, whoo! [ speaking foreign language ] that's "thank you" in farsi. nicole kayra, everyone! [ cheers and applause ] our guest tonight is one of the biggest movie stars in the world, i mean that literally, he's a gigantic human being. [ laughter ] now he gives voice to superman's dog in "dc league of superpets." it opens in theaters july 29th. please say hello to dwayne johnson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> kerry: hi! >> hey. >> kerry: thank you for being here. >> thank you, good to see you. >> kerry: so i was doing all my research -- >> thank you to you guys too. >> kerry: yes. [ cheers and applause ] great to be seen. so we have a lot in common. we have an older daughter and two littler ones, little people. >> yes.
and tomorrow, "jimmy kimmel live" has another great show in store.nicole kayra is another actor who needs just one more gig to get health care for the year. take it away, nicole in farsi. [ speaking foreign language ] guest host rupaul. [ speaking foreign language ] >> kerry: yes! whoo! [ cheers and applause ] whoo! pretend i have confetti, whoo! [ speaking foreign language ] that's "thank you" in farsi. nicole kayra, everyone! [ cheers and applause ] our guest tonight...
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"jimmy kimmel live," with guest >> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host chelsea handler. tonight, joey king! megan stalter! and music from anees. with cleto and the cletones! and now, chelsea handler! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> chelsea: thank you! thank you, thank you! [ cheers and applause ] thank you. sit down! welcome to "jimmy kimmel live," everybody. i am your guest host, chelsea handler. [ cheers and applause ] i will be here all week long. or at least until republicans make it illegal for women to talk. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy is off right now doing whatever the [ bleep ] he wants with his body. [ laughter ] remember like five days ago when fox news told us the biggest threat facing america was drag queens? that was cute. [ laughter ] at this point i probably have more rights if my vagina was an ar-15. [ applause ] as some of you may have heard, the supreme court overturned roe v. wade on friday. [ audience boos ] there were massive protests all across the country this weekend and here in l.a. too. droves of americans took to the stree
"jimmy kimmel live," with guest >> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live," with guest host chelsea handler. tonight, joey king! megan stalter! and music from anees. with cleto and the cletones! and now, chelsea handler! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> chelsea: thank you! thank you, thank you! [ cheers and applause ] thank you. sit down! welcome to "jimmy kimmel live," everybody. i am your guest host, chelsea handler. [ cheers and applause ] i will...
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. -- jimmy kimmel live. >> this is weird. [laughter] >> you never had an interview -- >> , no i feel so close to you. when that car hit my motorcycle, insurance wasn't fair. so i called the barnes firm, it was the best call i could've made. call the barnes firm now, and find out what your case could be worth. ♪ call one eight hundred, eight million larry: the u.s. supreme court has made it easier for anybody in the country to carry con sealed weapons. but a new bill in california aims to change that. abc7 news reporter stephanie sierra explains how the process could become more costly for taxpayers. reporter: under state law it is a crime to carry a con sealed firearm without a valids will. california is among a half dozens states that no longer require to carry a c.c.w. the impact is hitting the bay area as several county that is rarely issue these licenses will legally have to as long as the applicant meets criteria like good moral character and is a resident of the county and completed the program. >> i think now, our hand
. -- jimmy kimmel live. >> this is weird. [laughter] >> you never had an interview -- >> , no i feel so close to you. when that car hit my motorcycle, insurance wasn't fair. so i called the barnes firm, it was the best call i could've made. call the barnes firm now, and find out what your case could be worth. ♪ call one eight hundred, eight million larry: the u.s. supreme court has made it easier for anybody in the country to carry con sealed weapons. but a new bill in...
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welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." am your guest host chelsea handler. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy is taking the summer off because men are weak. [ laughter ] this is my third night hosting, and it has been a lot of fun. o monday we talked about roe v. wade. last night i covered the january 6th hearings and jeffrey epstein. what should we do tonight? [ laughter ] guillermo, who do you like better, israel or palestine? >> guillermo: i like mexico. [ cheers and applause ] >> chelsea: i also like mexico. >> guillermo: yeah, it's the best. >> chelsea: you know, a lot of the comments online have mentioned you and i have really good chemistry, do you agree? >> guillermo: yeah, i agree we're like cereal and milk. [ laughter ] yes, we're good. good team. >> chelsea: thank you. go team, go team! >> guillermo: yeah! [ applause ] >> chelsea: while yesterday's news was all about donald trump's totally psychotic behavior on the day of the insurrection, we also got a glimpse at melania's awfulness. her former chief of staff, stepha
welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." am your guest host chelsea handler. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy is taking the summer off because men are weak. [ laughter ] this is my third night hosting, and it has been a lot of fun. o monday we talked about roe v. wade. last night i covered the january 6th hearings and jeffrey epstein. what should we do tonight? [ laughter ] guillermo, who do you like better, israel or palestine? >> guillermo: i like mexico. [ cheers and applause ] >>...
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right now on jimmy kimmel, liz khalifa.a good night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" with guest host, anthony anderson. tonight, steven yeun, wiz khalifa, and music from hot milk, with cleto and the cletones. and now, anthony anderson! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: all right. all right! come on! [ cheers and applause ] all right! thank you, thank you. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm your guest host, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ]
right now on jimmy kimmel, liz khalifa.a good night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" with guest host, anthony anderson. tonight, steven yeun, wiz khalifa, and music from hot milk, with cleto and the cletones. and now, anthony anderson! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: all right. all right! come on! [ cheers and applause ] all right! thank you, thank you. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm your guest host, anthony anderson. [ cheers and...
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. >> first of all, i'm on jimmy kimmel with kerry washington! [ cheers and applause ] amazing.ut it was -- it wasn't something i set out to do. we set out to buy the xfl. i mean, it was a phone call to d.j. that said -- >> kerry: was that your idea? >> git was my idea. >> kerry: i love it. did you know it was a woman's idea? didn't you just know? >> you already know. >> the pandemic happened. i was watching the xfl. i was like, this league, i can do something with this league. >> kerry: yes. >> it was in my soul. and i called him up and i said, i have a big, crazy, beautiful idea. but it's crazy. >> yeah, and she says, i have a crazy idea. and i was like, well, i love crazy. [ laughter ] don't threaten me with a good time, what do you think? and she said? >> i want us to buy the xfl. then it was a drive. it was a drive, there was a bid, there was months and months of work. all of a sudden i got this call. "you have the xfl." and a month later, press recognized that i had made history. >> kerry: you didn't even know you were making history? >> no. >> kerry: just following your h
. >> first of all, i'm on jimmy kimmel with kerry washington! [ cheers and applause ] amazing.ut it was -- it wasn't something i set out to do. we set out to buy the xfl. i mean, it was a phone call to d.j. that said -- >> kerry: was that your idea? >> git was my idea. >> kerry: i love it. did you know it was a woman's idea? didn't you just know? >> you already know. >> the pandemic happened. i was watching the xfl. i was like, this league, i can do something...
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. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! with guest host dana carvey. tonight -- david spade, maria bakalova, and music from whitney. with cleto and the cletones. and now -- dana carvey! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dana: thank you, go on. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dana: all right. hi, guys. hey, man. i stretched out before the show. well, the show has just peaked, there's nowhere to go but down. thank you for that seven-minute standing ovation, which will be cut, but will be on youtube, thank you. [ laughter and applause ] yes, you're going to be stars! this is an incredibly adorable audience. you're all masked up. [ cheers ] this is only my second night and i'm already all right a cliche talk show host. "this is a gorgeous crowd we've got tonight." [ laughter ] i have all the moves down, one show! the last time i hosted a show on abc it was called "the dane 92 ca carvey show." [ cheers and applause ] it was canceled after three weeks but thanks for your support. no, it lasted eight weeks. steve carell, stephen colbert, launching pad, boop! be
. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! with guest host dana carvey. tonight -- david spade, maria bakalova, and music from whitney. with cleto and the cletones. and now -- dana carvey! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dana: thank you, go on. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dana: all right. hi, guys. hey, man. i stretched out before the show. well, the show has just peaked, there's nowhere to go but down. thank you for that seven-minute standing...
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right on "jimmy kimmel live," demi lovato. have a great night, everyone.oyals didn't make this weekend's trip to toronto because they aren't vaccinated. thursday it didn't matter. they beat the blue jays 3-1. >>> new england isn't a place you might think of having a cattle roundup. >> but this happened this week. a bull on the loose for days in and around southern new hampshire was found right in the middle of the evening commute on wednesday. >> yee-haw. officers in pelham, new hampshire, called in cowboys and their herding dogs to finally capture the bull after three days. it had escaped a farm in massachusetts. the police chief said it certainly felt like the wild west, at least for a night. three days! >> ah, yikes. i wonder if that contributed to the traffic there, or if it was just some sightseeing. >> i mean i wonder if he went down the paul revere. the cowboys are coming, the cowboys are coming! >>> all right. coming up, perfume for your ice cream. >> all right. but first, the urgent search to find a missing 5-year-old and why a solar panel install
right on "jimmy kimmel live," demi lovato. have a great night, everyone.oyals didn't make this weekend's trip to toronto because they aren't vaccinated. thursday it didn't matter. they beat the blue jays 3-1. >>> new england isn't a place you might think of having a cattle roundup. >> but this happened this week. a bull on the loose for days in and around southern new hampshire was found right in the middle of the evening commute on wednesday. >> yee-haw. officers...
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welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."'m your guest host, chelsea handler. [ cheers ] unfortunately, this is my last nighhe
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welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host, rupaul., this is my second summer filling in for jimmy, and when they asked me to come back i said, sure why not, honey? i already host every other damn show on tv. [ cheers ]
welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host, rupaul., this is my second summer filling in for jimmy, and when they asked me to come back i said, sure why not, honey? i already host every other damn show on tv. [ cheers ]
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dan: jimmy kimmel is up next. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" chelsea handler. tonight -- paris hilton. matteo lane. and guillermo with the cast of "thor: love and thunder." and music from aespa. with cleto and the cletones. and now, chelsea handler! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> chelsea: hi, guys! hi, guillermo! hi! thank you, thank you! hi, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] love it! hi, hi, hi, hi! thank you so much. thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."
dan: jimmy kimmel is up next. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" chelsea handler. tonight -- paris hilton. matteo lane. and guillermo with the cast of "thor: love and thunder." and music from aespa. with cleto and the cletones. and now, chelsea handler! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> chelsea: hi, guys! hi, guillermo! hi! thank you, thank you! hi, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] love it! hi, hi, hi, hi! thank you so much. thank you, thank you,...
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welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." am your guest host, chelsea handler. [ cheers and applause ] hosting this show has taught me that a woman can do anything a man can do. when he's on vacation and doesn't feel like doing it. [ laughter ] we have a lot to get to. starting with the explosive hearing in washington. it turns out donald trump was even more of a [ bleep ] bag than we originally thought. [ laughter ] we heard some truly insane testimony from cassidy hutchinson, a top aide to trump's chief of staff, mark meadows. cassidy paint a very unflattering portrait of trump's behavior on january 6th, including the little bitch-fit he threw when the secret service wouldn't let him go to the capitol during the riot. >> he said something to the effect of, "i'm the effing president, take me up to the capitol now." to which bobby responded, "sir, we have to go back to the west wing." the president reached up towards the front of the vehicle to grab at the steering wheel. mr. engle grabbed his arm, said "sir, you need to take
welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." am your guest host, chelsea handler. [ cheers and applause ] hosting this show has taught me that a woman can do anything a man can do. when he's on vacation and doesn't feel like doing it. [ laughter ] we have a lot to get to. starting with the explosive hearing in washington. it turns out donald trump was even more of a [ bleep ] bag than we originally thought. [ laughter ] we heard some truly insane testimony from cassidy hutchinson, a top aide to...
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en jimmy kimmel, henry winkler. -- on jimmy >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guestt anthony anderson. tonight, henry winkler, marcus scribner, and music from sean paul featuring gwen stefani with cleto and the cletones. and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: all right! [ cheers and applause ] thank you! thank you! okay. all right. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."
en jimmy kimmel, henry winkler. -- on jimmy >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guestt anthony anderson. tonight, henry winkler, marcus scribner, and music from sean paul featuring gwen stefani with cleto and the cletones. and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: all right! [ cheers and applause ] thank you! thank you! okay. all right. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."
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welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!"
welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!"
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welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" your guest host for the week, sean hayes. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. thank you. jimmy is busy training for the sochi olympics, i didn't have the heart to tell him they were in 2014. at this point, jimmy is like the mcrib. you can't get him year round, and he's always covered in barbeque sauce. [ laughter ] this is my third year guest hosting the show. [ cheers and applause ] and people ask me why i keep doing this every summer. i don't do it for the money, i don't do it for the accolades -- i do it for the applause. [ cheers and applause ] oh my gosh, thank you! that was so unprovoked! [ laughter ] it's great to be back on abc, you know, i spent more than a decade at nbc on a little show you probably never saw -- "will & grace." [ cheers and applause ] 75 years ago. [ laughter ] "will & grace" was ahead of its time. we were the first sitcom to point out that rich white ladies named karen were problematic. [ laughter ] i hope everyone had a good weekend. yesterday was
welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" your guest host for the week, sean hayes. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. thank you. jimmy is busy training for the sochi olympics, i didn't have the heart to tell him they were in 2014. at this point, jimmy is like the mcrib. you can't get him year round, and he's always covered in barbeque sauce. [ laughter ] this is my third year guest hosting the show. [ cheers and applause ] and people ask me why i keep doing this every summer. i don't...
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i want to thank david spade, maria bakalova, and jimmy kimmel.rtbeat's only a tremble ♪ ♪ a desert island in the middle of the ocean waves ♪ ♪ i can't stop this room from spinning ♪ ♪ could it be now we're beginning to go our separate ways ♪ ♪ there's nothing to hide i know how you feel caught up in this life yeah all i want is real ♪ ♪ love love ♪ ♪ i can't control how i'm feeling ♪ ♪ when our bad days keep repeating and i cannot escape ♪ ♪ the end may come any second ♪ ♪ when the storm hits my reflection will soon begin to fade ♪ ♪ there's nothing to hide i know how you feel caught up in this life yeah all i want is real ♪ ♪ love ooh ooh love love love ooh ooh ♪ ♪ maybe i was counting on you ♪ ♪ love love ooh ooh ♪ ♪ maybe i was counting on you ♪ ♪ ooh ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >>> this is "nightline." >> tonight, the apology. will smith speaking out for the first time since the infamous slap seen around the world. >> chris, i apologize to you. my behavior was unacceptable. >> and the inner battle he says he's fought his entire life. >>> pl
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welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" for the week, sean hayes. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. thank you.
welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" for the week, sean hayes. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. thank you.
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. -- jimmy kimmel live. >> this is weird. [laughter] >> you never had an interview -- >> you never had an interview -- >> , no i feel so close to y when a truck hit my car, >> you never had an interview -- >> , the insurance company y wasn't fair. i didn't know what my case was worth. so i called the barnes firm. i was hit by a car and needed help. i called the barnes firm, that was the best call i could've made. i'm rich barnes. it's hard for people to know how much their accident case is worth. let our injury attorneys help you get the best result possible. ♪ the barnes firm injury attorneys ♪ ♪ call one eight hundred, eight million ♪ larry: the u.s. supreme court has made it easier for anybody in the country to carry con sealed weapons. but a new bill in california aims to change that. abc7 news reporter stephanie sierra explains how the process could become more costly for taxpayers. reporter: under state law it is a crime to carry a con sealed firearm without a valids will. california is among a half dozens states that n
. -- jimmy kimmel live. >> this is weird. [laughter] >> you never had an interview -- >> you never had an interview -- >> , no i feel so close to y when a truck hit my car, >> you never had an interview -- >> , the insurance company y wasn't fair. i didn't know what my case was worth. so i called the barnes firm. i was hit by a car and needed help. i called the barnes firm, that was the best call i could've made. i'm rich barnes. it's hard for people to know...
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welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i am your guest host, chelsea handler. [ cheers and applause ]
welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i am your guest host, chelsea handler. [ cheers and applause ]
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larry: here's a look at what is coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live with guest coast anthony andersony? >> thanks. i'm anthony anderson. jimmy ain't here. let's touch his staff. and we had to jump out of the car. why is that you never wanted to stop the car? >> i was in a hurry to get to bingo. [laughter] oregon's dirt is pretty cool. it grows some pretty soft grass, pretty sweet berries, and pretty, pretty flowers. it's the secret ingedient to everyone's favorite wine, and builds forests that everything wants to live in. yeah, our dirt's the coolest, because that's where oregon grows. ♪ ama: in southern california, five people were shot during the course of six robberies at 7-eleven stores. two of the people who were shot have died and at least four of the incidents are believed to have been committed by the same person. investigators are looking into the others over -- for connections. they started at a 7-eleven and op terrio, followed by upland, riverside, santa ana, la brea, and la habra. larry: taking a live look at capitol hill, where the next public session of the january 6 com
larry: here's a look at what is coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live with guest coast anthony andersony? >> thanks. i'm anthony anderson. jimmy ain't here. let's touch his staff. and we had to jump out of the car. why is that you never wanted to stop the car? >> i was in a hurry to get to bingo. [laughter] oregon's dirt is pretty cool. it grows some pretty soft grass, pretty sweet berries, and pretty, pretty flowers. it's the secret ingedient to everyone's favorite wine, and...
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on jimmy kimmel, david spade. have a good night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!ght -- david spade, maria bakalova, and music from whitney. with cleto and the cletones. and now -- dana carvey! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dana: thank you, go on. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
on jimmy kimmel, david spade. have a good night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!ght -- david spade, maria bakalova, and music from whitney. with cleto and the cletones. and now -- dana carvey! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dana: thank you, go on. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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right now on jimmy kimmel, liz khalifa. have a good night. highly watched. right?en't heard from him in depth about this. and he really is -- he's the victim. >> we've heard obviously conflicting reports about, you know, was he upset that will smith stayed for the rest of the oscars? was he the one who told them let him stay? aside from that, though, it looks like dave chappelle is kind of -- >> yeah. adding fuel to the fire. >> -- making jokes about this. maybe this is a comedian's way of addressing the situation. you have kevin hart. you have dave chappelle. there's only -- i mean, when it comes to black comedians, there's only a handful that have reached that mainstream level -- will smith, chris rock, kevin hart, dave chappelle, all of the people we're just talking about right now. so maybe this is a way of just letting bygones be bygones. >> and, also, let's mention that will smith did apologize. he issued a statement and said he was way out of line. >>> coming up, the monkeys terrorizing an entire city. >>> plus, remembering a hollywood mainstay from the blac
right now on jimmy kimmel, liz khalifa. have a good night. highly watched. right?en't heard from him in depth about this. and he really is -- he's the victim. >> we've heard obviously conflicting reports about, you know, was he upset that will smith stayed for the rest of the oscars? was he the one who told them let him stay? aside from that, though, it looks like dave chappelle is kind of -- >> yeah. adding fuel to the fire. >> -- making jokes about this. maybe this is a...
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i'm jimmy kimmel shawn hayes with natalie portman.will see you in the morning. >> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host sean hayes! tonight -- natalie portman, b. scott, and music from meghan trainor featuring teddy swims. with cleto and the cletones. and now, sean hayes! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> sean: thank you, thank you. thank you. ah, that's very nice of you. thank you.
i'm jimmy kimmel shawn hayes with natalie portman.will see you in the morning. >> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host sean hayes! tonight -- natalie portman, b. scott, and music from meghan trainor featuring teddy swims. with cleto and the cletones. and now, sean hayes! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> sean: thank you, thank you. thank you. ah, that's very nice of you. thank you.
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best known for his role on the sopranos, but first, here's a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmelght after abc 7 news at watch me tonight, and jimmy will bring you something from his vacation. i know that you are. close friends with elton john right went to his house on wednesday. we had lunch. crab salad spicy lamb big tobacco's cigarette butts filter practically nothing and are made of microplastic fibers that are toxic and cunning. they may seep into water and food, and air, too. and the smaller microplastics get, the more damage they do. could they end up in you, your bodies, their prey? new studies indicate possible links to mutations in dna. an evil lie with a future's worth of harm. to the world, now you know. so sound the alarm. to the world, now you know. released in the alexis gabe homicide investigation tonight the family of the missing 27 year old says they've received copies of handwritten notes detailing. daughter's body was allegedly disposed of she's been missing since january abc 7 news reporter stephanie sierra spoke with alexis's father. crumpled up pages of not
best known for his role on the sopranos, but first, here's a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmelght after abc 7 news at watch me tonight, and jimmy will bring you something from his vacation. i know that you are. close friends with elton john right went to his house on wednesday. we had lunch. crab salad spicy lamb big tobacco's cigarette butts filter practically nothing and are made of microplastic fibers that are toxic and cunning. they may seep into water and food, and air, too....
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we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel guest host rupaul. have a good night.. because this is my secret. i put it on once, no more touch ups! secret had ph balancing minerals; and it helps eliminate odor, instead of just masking it. so pull it in close. secret works. shouldn't body lotion do more than just moisturize? olay body lotion with vitamin b3 and collagen penetrates and hydrates to rejuvenate surface cells; so, skin looks firmer over time. with olay body, i feel fearless in my skin. oregon's dirt is pretty cool. it grows some pretty soft grass, pretty sweet berries, and pretty, pretty flowers. it's the secret ingedient to everyone's favorite wine, and builds forests that everything wants to live in. yeah, our dirt's the coolest, because that's where oregon grows. ♪ thanks to chase, angie's not sweating this text since there's zero overdraft fees if she overdraws by $50 or less. and, kyle, well, he's keeping calm with another day to adjust his balance if he overdraws by more than $50. overdraft assist from chase. make more of what's yours. >> right. >>
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. >> her near primetime show and how jimmy kimmel played a >> tie on abc 7 8:00, it is the connors. press your luck at 10:00 followed by abc7news at 11:00. kelly ripa is going to add primetime hose to her live with kelly and ryan morning duties. you will soon see her in a show called generation gap. >> ready, set, go. >> kelly ripa finds the funny in the generation gap between grandparents and their grandchildren. >> what>> they know about each others generation always surprises me and what they do not know always shocks me. this is a game show that focuses on those differences. >> two teams, two generations. >> the new show is based on a format from the late 1960's given i jimmy kimmel who has often mind the generation gap for laughs on his own show should >> it's time to pick jr. versus senior. >>>> i am very close with jimmy's family. he is close with my family. he said you are the only person i know who can host the show because he knows that i work well with children. what was the name of this kid? anybody under the age of jean, that is my sweet spot. those are my people. >> th
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. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest hst anthony anderson! elizabeth banks, bachelorettes and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: i see you. [ cheers and applause ] all right! thank you. thank you. keep it going! [ cheers and applause ]
. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest hst anthony anderson! elizabeth banks, bachelorettes and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: i see you. [ cheers and applause ] all right! thank you. thank you. keep it going! [ cheers and applause ]
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. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host dana carvey.n tarantino julia garner and music from domi and jd beck featuring anderson.paak. with cleto and the cletones. and now, dana carvey! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪
. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host dana carvey.n tarantino julia garner and music from domi and jd beck featuring anderson.paak. with cleto and the cletones. and now, dana carvey! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪