. >> jimmy kimmel will soon have been on tv for two decades. his longest running late night show on the air. >> jimmy has signed a new contract and will remain on jimmy kimmel live for at least three more years. this wiki will host a round of shows in his home state of new york. the first time jimmy has returned to brooklyn since the start of the pandemic. abc caught up with jimmy days after the great news of his shows renewal. >> abc said we would like you to stay as long as you want to. i looked around my office and thought, i don't want to clean this stuff up. >> don't forget you can watch jimmy kimmel live every week night after our 11:00 show on abc 7. the warriors are bringing back a key piece as they look to defend their title. california, mountains, oceans, natural wonders, diverse and creative people. but when the out-of-state corporations behind prop 27 look at california, they see nothing but suckers. they wrote prop 27 to give themselves 90% of the profits from online sports betting in california. other states get much more. why is p

i brought a picture of me, trudy, and jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, your daughter -- >> this is ihair. and that kid right now is working for ben stiller on "severance 2." >> jimmy: wow, that's a great show. what is she doing on the show? >> she's his top assistant. >> jimmy: wow, how about that. >> whatever his whim, she goes and makes it happen. >> jimmy: so you're at fox sports for what, 28 years? >> 27, 28. >> jimmy: and then welcome to the disney family, first of all. >> it's good to be here. >> jimmy: you and troy aikmin. >> we've been together for many years and we were talking throughout the entire process, and then it became apparent that i could get out of my contract at fox, which is not a good sign, i don't think. oh, you want to go? okay, go, go ahead. they treat it like a crappy football game for me. and i went to espn. so now i'm doing "monday night football." [ applause ] >> jimmy: and you guys have a great lineup for this season. >> we start this upcoming monday with russell wilson and the broncos. going to seattle to see his old friends. so it'll be a cool way to

jimmy kimmel is next. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- elisabeth moss. diego luna. guillermo at the emmys. and music from kane brown. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] that is very kind. i appreciate it. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on one of the two groggiest days of the year here in hollywood. the day after the emmys were handed out in downtown los angeles. i had a late night. guillermo had a late night. it's a bit of a blur. but i think i'm dating pete davidson now. [ laughter ] big winners last night if you didn't watch the show were "succession," "ted lasso," "the white lotus" and "squid game." i feel like "the white lotus" and "squid game" came out like in 2018, right? [ laughter ] as they all are nowadays, this was the lowest rated emmys ever. only 5.92 million people watched the show on nbc. but that's not really the whole story. it was also on peacock. so when you add in the people who streame

right now, jimmy kimmel live.eat night. ♪ >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- quinta brunson. ismael cruz cÓrdova. and music from kane brown. with cleto and the cletones. and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. very nice. welcome. that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. i appreciate that. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here from our studio in southern dewhere, i'll tell you something -- i kno

i guess because it is so hot. >> guillermo: you want to talk to jimmy kimmel? 100%. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> i'm from london. >> jimmy: london. did you i would that lakers shirt here? >> no, it was in london. >> jimmy: that was in london? you love the lakers from afar? >> yes, yes, favorite team, my favorite team. >> jimmy: what do you think people from london come over here for the nice weather, yet it's very hot. >> it's too hot, i'm thinking of going back. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what do you do for work? >> i'm an accountant, unfortunately. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how long have you been in l.a.? >> i actually came from new york. i was visiting there. i've been here two days. >> jimmy: you're sweaty, you're hot. would you like us to turn your pants into shorts? >> please do, please do. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: great. let's see what you've got going there. oh, wow. >> guillermo: right here. >> jimmy: these are some serious pants you have on here. >> cargo pants. >> jimmy: how much were those pants? >> they were $20, i think. >> jimmy: and the fa

welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."'m your guest host, rob mcelhenney. [ cheers and applause ] unfortunately, tonight is my last night here. [ groans ] but tomorrow is my first day as a disgraced former guest host of "jimmy kimmel live." [ laughter ] [ applause ] i've had a blast. everybody here has been so supportive and i got some really great feedback. in fact, my mom called, and she was so excited. she said last night, she said, "you hosted kimmel, you're on tv!" [ laughter ] and i was like, "yeah mom. i've had my own show for 20 years." [ laughter ] and she was like "yeah, but kimmel's a real show." [ laughter ] the point is my mother has spoken and jimmy, i have no choice but to take your job. [ laughter and applause ] nah, i'm kidding. i love jimmy. we all love jimmy except for half the country who despises him because of his political beliefs that he just won't shut the [ bleep ] up about. [ laughter ] am i right, guillermo? >> guillermo: yes, sir, you're right. [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: you know, when i a

don't miss abc7news at 11:00. >> in january, jimmy kimmel will celebrate 20 years as host of jimmy kimmel it is the longest running late-night show currently on the air. >> jimmy went back to his roots in brooklyn for a week's worth of shows. >> jimmy kimmel live is comingon time years jimmy kimmel has been here. >> it always feels great to be back in brooklyn but it feels especially great because we have been trapped. it feels like the world is getting back to everyone on my staff still has a mask on. the e keyway. recruiting the right haute bodega manager to explain who will be on. jimmy moved away from brooklyn when he was nine years old has ties to the old neighborhood remained strong which is one reason he first came here a decade ago in the midst of superstorm sandy. >> tonight i returned to save my people from the storm. >> this time we caught up with jimmy between rehearsals days after jimmy kimmel live got renewed. >> they came to me and said we would like you to stay. we would like you to say as long as you want to pick looked around my office. i thought i don't want to clean th

right now on jimmy kimmel, will arnett. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, will arnett, chef chris bianco, and music from goo goo dolls. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. very kind. hi, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] m office muchas gracias. i have to tell you -- i appreciate that. it just now occurred to me, no one has clapped for me in months. [ laughter ] i walk in the house -- my kids don't clap. they're like, we're bored! [ laughter ] maybe i'll leave my money to you guys instead. [ cheers and applause ] now you're hoping for my death. [ laughter ] i was off for a couple of months. hopefully you noticed. but it's good to be back in this disgusting building next to a burned-out baja fresh. [ laughter ] guillermo, how was it without me here this. >> guillermo: oh, we missed you a lot, jimmy. >> jimmy: you did, all right. my son kevin got married this weekend. [ cheers and applause ] to his wife, nicole. guillermo was there, cleto was there, it was quite an event. guill

jimmy kimmel is next. good night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- allison janney. chris estrada & frankie quiÑones. guillermo on the road to brooklyn in boston. and music from yung gravy. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, very nice. thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. it's great to have you here on -- oh, wow, what is it today? it's the first day of fall. it was a beautiful day here in southern california. made only more beautiful by the hammer of justice pounding down on our pumpkin spice ex-president -- [ cheers ] who no doubt had a very unpleasant day. yesterday, the morning brought allegations from the new york attorney general against almost the whole trump family. and later last night, an appeals court ruled that the investigation into the classified documents he hoarded can go on. that meant it was damage control time, and so trump summoned his trusty hype man, sean hannity, for a good old fashioned

jimmy kimmel is next. good night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!e quiÑones. guillermo on the road to brooklyn in boston. and music from yung gravy. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, very nice. thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. it's great to have you here on -- oh, wow, what is it

now, jimmy kimmel. >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- quinta brunson. ismael cruz cÓrdova. and music from kane brown with cleto and the cletones. and now -- jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. very nice. hello, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here from our studio in southern california. where, on top of everything else we have to worry about, crime, the heat, earthquakes, kanye west, there is a new threat on the horizon. according to a new study done by researchers at cal berkeley, the wildfires that regularly ravage our state could destroy most of our cannabis crops. >> guillermo: no! >> jimmy: yes, guillermo. cannabis crops are disproportionately impacted by wildfires. largely because the firefighters tasked with putting them out forget what they were doing over when they show up. we are just about two months from the midterm elections. some on the ballot tried to overturn the joe biden's election results. secretaries of state from both p

now, jimmy kimmel. >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"on. ismael cruz cÓrdova. and music from kane brown with cleto and the cletones. and now -- jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. very nice. hello, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here from our studio in southern california.

on jimmy kimmel, will arnett tonight. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"ill arnett, chef chris bianco, and music from goo goo dolls. with cleto and the cletones. and now, he's back -- jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. very kind. hi, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] muchas gracias.

welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."'m your guest host, lamorne morris. [ cheers and applause ] i just want to let you know, jimmy, i'm honored that you asked me to fill in for you. i truly am. and also that all that stuff that was broken in your office it was broken when i got there. [ laughter ] okay? it wasn't me. that's what you get for turning your show into a damn airbnb. [ laughter ] seriously, i'm like the 800th guest host this summer. it's been quite the line-up. i don't really feel special. you know what i mean? they've had emmy winners, tony winners, a former u.s. senator. but only one guest host was nominated for a 2012 teen choice award. and can you guess who that person was, guillermo? >> guillermo: you, my friend. >> lamorne: you're [ bleep ] right it was. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: yes, yes, yes! >> lamorne: guillermo, did you watch the new "game of thrones" show last night? >> guillermo: no, i did not see it. >> lamorne: you didn't see it? >> guillermo: no. >> lamorne: my gosh. me neither. [ l

welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!"'m your guest host nikki glaser live. [ cheers and applause ] this is so exciting. i hope this goes well tonight, but if if doesn't they're just going to green screen jimmy onto my dress later on. so everything's fine. [ laughter ] i'm the final guest host for the summer. but luckily, as a straight woman, i'm used to coming last. [ laughter ] or not at all. of course i'm kidding. i'm probably bi. we have got some major hollywood dirt-bag news today. disgraced former producer and potted-plant ejaculator harvey weinstein has been granted an appeal. back in 2020, of course, he was convicted of first and third degree rape. which is so upsetting. even more upsetting is that rape has degrees. is it the weather? yeah, it's a dry raping. no. [ laughter ] rape is rape. at the moment, weinstein is still in prison, and on around the clock suicide watch. meaning women come to the prison day and night hoping to watch him commit suicide. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] please, please pull an ep

. >> jimmy kimmel will soon have been on tv for two decades. his longest running late night show on the air. >> jimmy has signed a new contract and will remain on jimmy kimmel live for at least three more years. this wiki will host a round of shows in his home state of new york. the first time jimmy has returned to brooklyn since the start of the pandemic. abc caught up with jimmy days after the great news of his shows renewal. >> abc said we would like you to stay as long as you want to. i looked around my office and thought, i don't want to clean this stuff up. >> don't forget you can watch jimmy kimmel live every week night after our 11:00 show on abc 7. the warriors are bringing back a key piece as they look to defend key piece as they look to defend i'm jayson. i'm living with hiv and i'm on cabenuva. it helps keep me undetectable. for adults who are undetectable, cabenuva is the only complete, long-acting hiv treatment you can get every other month. cabenuva is two injections, given by my healthcare provider, every other month. it's really

right now, jimmy kimmel live. have a great night. ♪ >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- quinta brunson. ismael cruz cÓrdova. and music from kane brown. with cleto and the cletones. and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. very nice. welcome. that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. i appreciate that. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here from our studio in southern dewhere, i'll tell you something -- i know things seem bleak. on top of everything else we have to worry about with crime, heat, earthquakes, kanye west -- [ laughter ] there's a new threat on the horizon. according to a new study done by researchers at cal berkeley, the wildfires that regularly ravage our state could destroy most of our cannabis crops. >> guillermo: no! >> jimmy: yes, guillermo. yes. >> guillermo: [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: cannabis crops are disproportionately impacted by wildfires. because the firefighters' task with putting them out forget what

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy.ost of the show. [ cheers and applause ] that is very kind. i appreciate it. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on one of the two groggiest days of the year here in hollywood. the day after the emmys were handed out in downtown lo

>> lou: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- david letterman and tracy morgan, presented by wendy's. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. thanks. i'm jimmy, the host of this -- hi, thank you. well, very kind. thanks for coming. please, relax. it's embarrassing. [ cheers and applause ] i will tell you, it's -- i really do appreciate it. what at plush it is to be back here on stage at the howard gillman opera house at the brooklyn academy of music in brooklyn. [ cheers and applause ] honestly, brooklyn is -- not only is it one of my favorite places on earth, it's also the name of half the kids at my son's preschool. [ laughter ] my son, by the way, he's 5 years old. we'd been in brooklyn three days, yesterday, he told our daughter that if she didn't stop annoying him, he was "gonna put his middle finger up." [ laughter ] he's really soaking it in. we haven't been here since 2019. things have changed in three years. back then, the only reason you'd

he started talking about jimmy kimmel. supposed to read the lines that they give you. >> no, never liar. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no -- no, i said "lines." the lines. >> "the lion king"? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, no -- >> you understand it didn't make the cut. [ laughter ] it's very difficult. >> jimmy: none of it was usable? >> literally not. i tried to get the footage for tonight. i called them up, "we can't, it's in the facility." i don't even know what that means. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a mental health facility? >> the footage that doesn't make the show facility. i couldn't tell if it was just yehya's footage. >> jimmy: yehya, so sorry, maybe you'll be on next season. >> thank you so much, god bless you, jimmy. >> jimmy: god bless you, jimmy. >> thank you for all your guests. i love you, i love new york, i love everyone. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. >> jimmy: all right. >> i love him. yehya's actually my uncle. >> jimmy: uncle yehya. >> favorite uncle, yeah. >> jimmy: i'm excited for the new season. it's

>> jimmy kimmel live right 20 years as host of jimmy kimmel live.is now the longest running late-night show currently on the air. >> he went back to his roots in brooklyn for a weeks worth of shows. >> jimbo camille -- jimmy kimmel live is coming back to brooklyn because we love you very much. >>'s trip home has become an annual tradition until covid canceled it so this marks the first time that jimmy kimmel live has been here. >> it always feels good to be back in brooklyn, but it feels especially great because we been trapped. it feels like the world is getting back to normal even though almost everyone on my staff still has a mask on. >> the star used the way, recruiting to explain who will be on. >> david letterman on the show. >> jimmy's ties to the old neighborhood remain strong which was one reason he first came here a decade ago in the midst of superstorm sandy. >> tonight, i have returned to save my people from the storm. >> just days after jimmy, got renewed. >> they came to me and said we would like you to stay and we would like you to st

jimmy kimmel is next. >> lou: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- amy schumer, charlamagne tha god, and music from run the jewels. presented by "seize the night & day," with cleto and the cletones, and now -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello brooklyn! thank you. please be seated. you're embarrassing. i missed you too. thank you very much. it's great to be here. very kind. please sit. i'll be here all week. i don't want to use it all up. thank you for joining us and thank you for watching, on our first night from b.a.m. -- the brooklyn academy of music. we haven't been to new york since 2019. have we missed anything? how's mayor deblasio doing? good? he still kickin' ass? i love being back here. the people in brooklyn -- everyone thinks you're rude, it's not true. the people in this city are as warm as that weird air that blows out of the subway grates. they're the greatest. don't get me wrong, i love california, but brooklyn has a special something we don't have on the west coast -- it's called water. speaking of wa

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everybody. welcome.i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. thank you for spending precious moments of your life with us.

yo, welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."'m your guest host, desus nice. [ cheers and applause ] that's desus like jesus, and nice like -- jesus. [ laughter ] anyway, i'm here to talk to you guys about our lord and savior. beyonce. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] i'm from the bronx. shout out to the bx. [ cheers ] the bronx is the place white people wind up when they miss their subway stops. [ laughter ] listen, i have to say guillermo's been making me feel at home. what's up, my man? >> guillermo: how are you doing, man? you're doing a great job. >> desus: thank you, brother. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: i love that jacket. yeah, you look amazing. yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> desus: thank you. i love guillermo. he reminds me of those bronx bodega owners who'll sell you weed if you know the secret password. "yo papi, lemme get a box of that cap n crunch, extra crunchy." [ laughter ] listen, it's weird to be hosting a show on network tv because i was on showtime for the past four years. where they pretty much let you say

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. thank you., i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on kind of a sad day for our friends acss thendhe worl really.izabetpaed away at

right now jimmy kimmel, simon cowell. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" -- simon cowell. ralph macchio. and our 16th annual belly flop competition. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. thank you. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on kind of a sad day for our friends across the

right now on jimmy kimme >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, johnny knoxville, olivia cooke, guillermo on the road to brooklyn in philadelphia, and music from blackpink, with cleto & the cletones. and now jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you, i am jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching it. thank you for joining us on a day that has been dominated by the royal funeral. i don't know if you guys heard, but the queen died. yeah, she was water skiing and i guess she hit a seal and went straight up in he air, and that was that. and so today, the world said farewell to elizabeth. tens of thousands of mourners lined the streets of london to catch a glimpse of the coffin as it passed by. is it weird to say i would like to own a car like that? really, you could fill it with kids and fish. the line to see the queen's coffin stretched for miles, similar to what goes on here in america when popeye's comes out with a new chicken sandwich. it was quite a sendoff. it was a big day for the royal bagpiper, who doesn't get much work. he sur

. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." with guest host desus nice! tonight -- jerrod carmichael, jeanie buss, and music from grace ives! with cleto and the cletones! and now, desus nice! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> desus: what's up! [ cheers and applause ] let's go, let's go! i see you up top. i see you. keep it going. i can't hear you. [ cheers and applause ]

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so jimmy kimmel is bitter and he's upset with me, which is the real reason i'm here. hear me out, people. because they get me in a way you never have. [ laughter ] so jimmy made a pact with his good friend howard stern, 20 years ago, that neither one of them would ever come to my house for a party. >> jimmy: yes. >> implying that i would be the type of person that would put it in my hat. >> jimmy: in fairness to howard, howard made a pact that he would never about to anyone's house, ever, for dinner, not just now. >> that's true. realized is, it didn't take long to figure this out, every time you go to your house, you become like part of the show. and i was like, oh, yeah, no, i don't want to be part of the show. i don't want you reporting on my -- >> the cheese stands alone. get this, you guys. i've been having these dinner parties. now that i'm sort of canceled but sort of coming back, everybody knows -- [ laughter ] but everybody knows that, like, i'm not going to ask anybody for anything. like, those days are over. so i had these salons. they're 10-person sit-downs

today, host of "jimmy kimmel live!," jimmy kimmel.s, producer, entrepreneur, and shark, mark cuban. also, ryan was with lionel richie and more backstage at the iheartradio music festival. all next on "live!" and now, here are kelly ripa and ryan seacrest! [cheers and applause] >> ryan: good morning! good morning, deja vu. good morning! >> kelly: hello.

they wrote it for themselves. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ your kiss was a lonely prayer when you slipped it into my mouth closed my eyes and held it in ♪ ♪ then i exhaled it out glow of the downtown lights casting shadows ♪ ♪ across your face as if all the buildings knew i could only ♪ ♪ know half of you and i was a snake under your flowers i just ♪ ♪ wanted to disappear to the understory of your beauty ♪ ♪ never to reappear there's a name writ on your caps above ♪ ♪ the bruised and broken bones tells everybody that you meet ♪ ♪ to whom the damage is owed we are a wave of white noise beneath the city ♪ ♪ sleeping i saw the train doors closing i felt your sorrow deepen ♪ ♪ here in the asphalt meadows there's only one thing that grows ♪ ♪ finding life through the concrete getting trampled under our feet ♪ ♪ you set all your bridges in rows they all lead to an end point planes ♪ ♪ drifting off into the sky all depart but never seem to arrive ♪ ♪ and there in the early hours lying naked in your unmade bed ♪ ♪ i was

right now jimmy kimmel, simon cowell. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- simon cowell. ralph macchio. and our 16th annual belly flop competition. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. thank you. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on kind of a sad day for our friends across the pond and around the world, really. queen elizabeth passed away at age 96 today. hope you're not just finding about it. she was the queen for 70 years, longer than any ruler in british history. to put it in perspective for americans, this would be like if kris jenner died. [ laughter ] the queen is england's rock. we don't have a rock. the closest thing we have to a rock in america is "the rock." [ laughter ] but 96 is a pretty good run. i feel like if you die anywhere on the fm radio dial, you know -- [ laughter ] my goal is to make it to hot 97, or maybe even power 106, who knows? when you think about all the people the queen has met wit

right now jimmy kimmel, ryan reynolds.e a great night. ♪ >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." with guest host rob mcelhenney. tonight -- ryan reynolds, kaitlin olson, and music from tones and i. with cleto and the cletones. and now, rob mcelhenney. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> rob: thank you. thank you, thank you. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host, rob mcelhenney.

but first here's a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live right after abc 7. nks dan. watch us tonight, or i'll sick brooklyn on you as you spend enough time talking to somebody about a wide variety of things and a closeness or a supposed closeness develops between the two. i don't think it'll happen with you and me. no, but hurricane ian is barreling toward florida this monster storm 400 miles across strengthened today as it turned in the gulf of mexico that warm water. fueling it as we take a live look from a block in key west, florida tonight all quiet right now, but that will change the western part of the state is already feeling the impact of torrential rain. cancer say life-threatening. storm surges are likely up to 12 feet in some areas. hurricane. ian is projected to make landfall tomorrow between sarasota and fort myers two and a half million floridians are under mandatory evacuation orders. noah's hurricane hunters flew into the eye of the storm today. he's i encourage all possibly affected personal here. according to the white house president biden

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, very nice. wow. thank you.appreciate that.

we'll be right back with music from yeah yeah yeahs. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series ince, jon stewart. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. tomorrow night, jason bateman and action bronson. "nightline" is next, but first, their album "cool it down" came out moments ago. here with the song, "burning," yeah yeah yeahs! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ believer took me over like a fever caught you hiding in the smoke smoke smoke ♪ ♪ like a meteor i glow glow glow ♪ ♪ ooh lay your red hand on me baby ooh ooh as i go ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ into the sea out of fire all that burning ♪ ♪ into the sea out of fire all that burning ♪ ♪ into the sea out of fire all that burning ♪ ♪ into the sea out of fire all that burning ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ what you gonna do what you gonna do what you gonna do what you gonna do ♪ ♪ what you gonna do what you gonna do what you gonna do ♪ ♪ well i'll release her from the bindings of her teachers ♪ ♪ what they're hiding there is broke broke broke like the river styx i flow flow flow ♪ ♪ what you gonna do when you get to the water what you gonn

dan: >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- john boyega, tyler james williams, guillermo on the road to brooklyn in chicago, and music from weezer. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi there, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. wow. oh my goodness, you are here on a bigly night. there was a lot happening today, starting with the news out of new york where the state attorney general, letitia james, held a live press conference to bring the hammer down on america's favorite crime family. the state of new york has filed a lawsuit against donald trump, ivanka trump, don jr., and eric, for knowingly participating in what she described as a "staggering" amount of fraud. >> the complaint demonstrates that donald trump falsel inflated his net worth by billions of dollars to unjustly enrich himself and to cheat the system, thereby cheating all of us. >> jimmy: i don't know, that doesn't sound like the donald trump i know. [ laughter ] one of the crazi

an audible gasp from one of our crew. >> a manchild freak is on the jimmy kimmel show. >> jimmy: did knew of the impact of "the karate kid" film for decades and decades, how it's a piece of pop culture, a piece of people's -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you. a piece your childhood. i knew it was beloved, i knew the character was beloved. to see it explode like this and multigenerational -- we have 10, 12-year-old kids and people in their 60s and 70s and they're all watching the same show. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's equal parts nostalgia and now kind of contemporary relevance. it's crazy. >> jimmy: tom cruise has the number one movie. madonna has the number one album. you've got the number one television or streaming show. we don't even have television. >> we don't have television, what is television? this is television? >> jimmy: it's interesting, it's so enduring, maybe we're looking for those moments. >> yeah, it's comfort food. it's what we love. you know, when the stories are well executed or the album is well executed, the movie, the series, it -- you know, it becomes smart. when

right now, jimmy kimmel live. have a great night. ♪ ♪♪ >> hey, bay area!are some amazing stories and feel good. we could all use some inspiration right now, and you've come to the right place. this show is all about good food, good people, and good living. ♪♪ on today's show, celebrating diwali, festival of lights. >> lots of memories, friends, families, and definitely the good food. >> foodies unite at outside lands. >> you get different cultures, different styles, different everything. >> but first, find your fantasy at this fantastic festival. >> ♪ it's all part of being a pirate ♪ >> ♪ pirate, pirate ♪ >> ♪ you can't be a pirate with all your parts ♪ ♪ oh, it's all part of being a pirate ♪ >> ♪ pirate, pirate ♪ >> ♪ you can't be a pirate with all your parts ♪ >> there's fun for guests of all ages at the renaissance faire, and kids 12 and under get in free every weekend. [ women singing indistinctly ] spanning more than 20 acres, the village of willingtown comes to life with talented performers and actors roaming the grounds. >> ...do hereby declare thi

reggie: jimmy kimmel's apology, what he is saying about this moment at the ms.see the cardi conditions -- we see partly cloudy conditions. here is future weather, we have morning cloud cover first thing. dense areas of fog this morning giving way to sunshine. we see temperatures climbing through the 60's around the bay shoreline. just like yesterday, today is another day where temperatures are slightly below average for this time of year. very comfortable away from the coast, only going into the 70's. today, enjoy the sunshine. 67 in the city, breezy this afternoon. 78 and a santa rosa eared temperatures are comfortable in the north bay. equally comfortable in south bay 78 and a conquered and 76 and a livermore. we will keep the trend of morning fog to afternoon sunshine as we headed to the start of the weekend. saturday night, we are tracking the chance of a late-night shower after the sun goes down. the best bet for finding wet weather is sunday and continues into monday. tenses of rain over the next seven days, sunday into monday. a level one on the storm imp

dan: >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"-- kenan thompson, joe buck, charlie puth, and music from yungblud. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, everybody. how are you doing? welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. i am happy to be here in the air-conditioning on a friday night after a hot, windy, humid,

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody, i'm jimmy.watching. thanks for coming. thanks for waiting in line to see us. you're making me feel like the queen of england is what i feel like. [ laughter ] there's a huge

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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reggie: and jimmy kimmel apologizes for upstaging quinta brunson's emmy win.d morning, everyone it is thursday, september 15. reggie: first, we check in with meteorologist drew tuma. drew: we have areas of dense fog that we've been tracking all morning long. santa rosa and napa are the worst location on our visibility map we're down to half a mile on santa rosa but the fog will not linger too long this morning. we expect a lot of sunshine on our thursday. temperatures in the 50's and low 60's as you step out the door. a live look outside. that sun is slowly getting out here. fog thins out. it's another afternoon of very comfortable temperatures in the 60's and 70's. we are dry today. but we are tracking a storm. rain returns to the forecast for part of the weekend. we'll talk about that coming up in eight minutes. reggie: drew, thank you. breaking news. after 20 hours of talks early this morning, president biden announced a tentative agreement has been reached to avoid a rail strike. abc news reporter lena howland is live with what we're learning about the dea