jimmy kimmel is the next with jamie lee curtis. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jamie lee curtis, lucas bravo, and music from midland with jon pardi. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. relax, relax. here in sunny los angeles, california, which has just been named the 172nd safest city in the united states. [ cheers ] out of 182. [ laughter ] the study was commissioned by a finance website looking for publicity. honestly, they don't deserve it. it's a ridiculous list. there's no way l.a. is 172. we've got five spider-men out front of this theater alone. [ laughter ] of the top 10 safest cities, number one is columbia, maryland. followed by nashua, new hampshire and laredo, texas. lewiston, maine is number ten. lewiston has a population of 36,000 people, of course it's safe. all you have to do to stay safe in lewiston is avoid dennis. [ laughter ] we have more than twice as many people than all ten of those top ten c

we'll be back with magic johnson. ♪ >> abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" t to you by nissan. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hi there. tonight, she has a new netflix stand-up comedy special called "good fortune." fortune feimster is with us. then later, a very talented group of musicians from the isle of wight, this is their widely-acclaimed self-titled album, wet leg from the mercedes eq stage. we have quite a week this week. we have new shows. we have george clooney, julia roberts, jamie lee curtis, jessica chastain, maren morris, with music from omar apollo and midland with jon pardi. so please join us for all that. our first guest won five nba titles with the lakers, then bought the dodgers, and they won the world series. now he enters the world of digital collectibles with nba top shot. please welcome the one and only earvin "magic" johnson. [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: how you doing? >> i'm good. how you? >> jimmy: i notice you made a beeline. you had paula abdul. we have guillermo. [ laughter ] >> that's right. my showtime laker. you did good. >> oh, thank you,

right now, jimmy kimmel. ama: good night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live."ight, from "black panther: wakanda forever" -- with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. i'm the host of the show. please relax.

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. hi., i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming and thank you for joining us here in sunny los angeles, california, which by the way is the sev

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. very nice, thank you. host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for crowding in together to feel the germs going into each other and out of each other. covid is still going. and here we

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. hi.'m jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming and thank you for joining us here in sunny los angeles, california, which by the way is the seventh most profane city in the united states, according to an app called "preply." they polled people in various u.s. cities to find out how often they use curse words. l.a. was number seven with an average curse count of 21 per day. guillermo, you want to guess which city was number one? >> guillermo: chicago. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is not correct, not chicago. >> guillermo: uh -- new york? >> jimmy: no, not new york. columbus, ohio, was number one. [ moans and applause ] i know. according to the survey, the average columbus resident swears 36 times a day. it's like a quentin tarantino movie over there. [ laughter ] here's the list. columbus number one. las vegas number two, which makes sense because my aunt chippy lives there. [ laughter ] it was a phone survey. i'm guessing a lot of the cursing happened when

and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy. the host of the show. thank you for watching. tank you for joining us on what is a holiday tonight, you know. today is -- i think it's probably the most conov

. >> now on jimmy kimmel, josh gad. have a great night. >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, josh gad, pamela adlon, and comedian ariel elias, with cleto and the cletones, and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you very much. hello. very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of this show. thank you for watching it. thank you for joining us here. i tell you what. it was an absolutely beautiful day here in los angeles, california. this is that magical time of year when i spend most of the da

and we'll be right back with josh gad. ♪ >> abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" ght to you by subaru. ♪ >> jimmy: hi there. back to the show. tonight from the new show "slumberkins" which you can watch on apple tv+, pamela adlon is with us. then later, making her late night television debut, comedian ariel elias. this week, we've got all-new oh, your friend charlize theron will be here. >> guillermo: tomorrow, tomorrow. yeah. >> jimmy: who is on wednesday, do you know? >> guillermo: on wednesday is lupita nyong'o. and the cast from the black panther too. >> jimmy: it's interesting. you only know the attractive female guests. quentin tarantino will be here. the cast of "black panther: wakanda forever" and race car superstar lewis hamilton will be with us. we'll have music from armani white and duran duran will be with us too. please join us for that. our first guest is a star of stage, screen, snow, and now, space. he plays a self-absorbed billionaire on a botched voyage to the cosmos on "avenue five" you can see it mondays on hbo and hbo max. please say hello to j

and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice, thank you.. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for standing and everything. i don't know if we have a

he started talking about jimmy kimmel. ghter ] >> jimmy: no -- no, i said "lines." the lines. >> "the lion king"? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, no -- >> you understand it didn't make the cut.p[ laughter ] it's very difficult. >> jimmy: none of it was usable? >> literally not. i tried to get the footage for tonight. i called them up, "we can't, it kw t meanlaughter ]mealh >> the footage that doesn't make the show, the facility -- i couldn't tell if it was just yehya's footage. >> jimmy: yehya, so sorry, maybe you'll be on next season. >> thank you so much, god bless you, jimmy. >> jimmy: god bless you, jimmy. god bless you, yehya. >> thank you for all your guests. i love you, i love new york, i love everyone. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. >> jimmy: all right. >> i love him. yehya's actually my uncle. >> jimmy: uncle yehya. >> favorite uncle, yeah. >> jimmy: i'm excited for the new season. it's been awhile. season three of "ramy" premieres friday on hulu. ramy youssef, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be r

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. cleto, welcome back.immy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming, thank you for joining us on another inspiring and amazing day for humankind. i feel like we take a lot for granted. remember a couple of weeks ago, nasa rammed a spaceship into an asteroid to to try to knock it off course? well, it worked! it worked even better than they expected. it's off course. if dinosaurs could have figured this out, they'd be alive today. [ laughter ] but they didn't. but it really is hard to believe. we live in a country where scientists, who are smart enough to target and hit an asteroid that is 11 million miles away live right next door to people who are so dim, they think vaccines turn you into a refrigerator magnet. [ laughter ] i guess it keeps us on our toes. the successful test means that in the future, we could probably alter the path of an asteroid to make it miss earth. or we just let the asteroid hit us. depending upon how things keep going from here. [ laughter ] did you ge

. >> lou: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- amy schumer, charlamagne tha god, and music from run the jewels. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: hello! hello brooklyn! hi, everybody. thanks! please relax, sit. it's embarrassing. i miss you too. [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. it's great to be here. that's very kind. please sit. i'll be here all week. i don't want to use it all up. thank you, that's very kind of you, and thank you for joining us. and thanks for watching on our first night from b.a.m., the brooklyn academy of music. we haven't been to new york since 2019. it's great to be here. have we missed anything? how's mayor deblasio doing? good? i love being back here. the people in brooklyn -- everybody thinks people in brooklyn are rude. that's not true at all. the people in this city are as warm as that weird air that blows out of the subway grates. they're the greatest. don't get me wrong, i love california, but brooklyn has a special something we don't ha

and now jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. that's very nice.hank you. hi, everybody. how you doing? i'm jimmy. i'm the host of this show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. this is our -- i tell you what, l different you being here right now. because we were in new york last week. we were at a huge theater in new york, and i'll be honest. coming out here kind of sucks a little bit. we had a great time. you spend a week in brooklyn, it just gets in your veins, right, guillermo? this morning instead of taking a shower, i just opened the fire hydrant and played in it for a while. i'm just as clean. i'm just as clean. it was a fun trip. and only ten people on our staff got covid. so not bad. [ applause ] i had to leave some of them behind. by the way, this is the first time our audience, our studio audience in l.a. hasn't been required to wear masks in 2 1/2 years. [ cheering ] looking around the theater, two of you opted to wear masks. interesting. i never thought i'd say this. it's good to see your nostrils. it really is. now i guess i

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. welcome, brooklyn.

jimmy kimmel. it was november 2020. een in lockdown for about eight months at that point. >> jimmy: right. >> and it was the election. >> jimmy: right. >> and it was november 5th or 6th. it was, you know, two or three days after the election. the results had not yet been decided. and it felt like the country was about to go at war. and everybody was getting counseled for saying anything, any sort of political affiliation. look, like i pointed out, i'm a guest in this country. i don't have the right to vote. so i shouldn't be counseled for any sort of political affiliation. so i was just nervous about coming on. and so i started to sweat. and i was wearing a nice shirt. and i started to sweat through it. and i remember just running up and grabbing the first t-shirt i could. the interview started. whatever happened, happened. you can google it. we don't have to get into the details. and then i just slammed my computer shut and went to, you know, grab a bottle of whiskey, and i woke up at 4:00 the next morning with that sor

and now, jimmy kimmel!

. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, charlize theron, formula one champion sir lewis hamilton, and music from armani white. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. very nice, thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for crowding in together to feel the germs going into each other and out of each other. covid is still going. and here we are. cases of rsv are skyrocketing. this is a respiratory virus, not a cbs police show. [ laughter ] the flu is hitting hard. the mcrib is back. [ laughter ] we'll be lucky to make it to christmas. president biden got his updated bivalent booster shot today. he rolled up his sleeve to show america that his werewolf arms are ready for halloween. [ laughter ] very hairy guy. according to the cdc, only about 8.5% of americans have received the most up-to-date booster shot. which is -- i remember two years ago we were scrambling for vaccine appointments, billy zane trying to g

see you tomorrow. >> lou: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"ight -- jason bateman, and music from action bronson. presented by dr pepper. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice.

we will see you tomorrow. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"ight -- quentin tarantino, and from "black panther: wakanda forever," tenoch huerta, with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. wow, thank you. thank you. welcome, welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here at our headquarters in los angeles, california.

. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- quentin tarantino, and from "black panther: wakanda forever," tenoch huerta, with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. wow, thank you. thank you. welcome, welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here at our headquarters in los angeles, california. the filthiest place you could ever be. the pornography capital of the world. that's right. we find ourselves the focus of disapproval from none other than the pope. pope francis is speaking out against online porn. the vatican released some of the pope's words. this is translated. he said, "on this, there is another thing which you know well. digital pornography. i say this quite clearly. i will not say, raise your hand if you have had at least one experience of this. good. i will not say it. but it is a vice that has so many people, so many laypeople, and also priests and nuns." priests? yeah. but nuns? [ laughter ] wha

>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, from "black panther: wakanda forever" -- with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. i'm the host of the show. please relax. we've assembled a super duper show tonight. duran duran is with us tonight. all the way from wakanda, the black panther cast is with us. the movie premiere is across the theater from us tonight. not only is it "black panther" day, it's national pumpkin day. i thought this was interesting. a grower in minnesota grew the largest pumpkin, 2,560 pounds, it was the size of a dumpster. and dumpster-sized pumpkin grew up to the president of the united states. speaking of gourds. kanye west is totally out of his. [ laughter ] yesterday ye lost a $1.5 billion deal he had with adidas. [ cheers ] so today he showed up unannounced and uninvited at the corporate office of skechers in manhattan beach. skechers is owned by the greenburg family, so they threw him right out. [ laughter ] and put out a statement deno

: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes e-q.eorge clooney and julia roberts. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. first, if you have tiktok, you know this one. from his album "ivory," the song is called "evergreen." omar apollo! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ evergreen he controls me was there something wrong with my body ♪ ♪ am i not what you wanted babe ♪ ♪ if i ever tried if i ever tried i would ♪ ♪ evergreen he tears me to pieces doesn't even have to try ♪ ♪ she don't know you like me she could never love you more more than me ♪ ♪ but sometimes i pray that you fall in love i've cried i've ♪ ♪ cried so much for you baby ♪ ♪ evergreen he tears me to pieces doesn't even have to try ♪ ♪ you know you really made me hate myself had to stop before ♪ ♪ i break myself shoulda broke it off to date myself ♪ ♪ you didn't deserve me at all at all at all one last time ♪ ♪ i see ever evergreen please don't come home to me ♪ ♪ sweet evergreen he don't love me no more ♪ ♪ he don't love me no more he do

he was on the manning-cast. >> i'm thinking, wait a minute, he and i are supposed to be on the jimmy kimmelt because i think maybe there's been a meeting scheduled that i wasn't invited to. [ laughter ] now this morning, howard stern. >> jimmy: did you listen to that this morning? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can i tell you something? i feel like howard stern is threatened by you. and i feel like howard -- howard and i are very close, i feel like howard is jealous of my admiration for you. i feel like there's something weird there. >> okay. well, let me tell you my view of howard. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] >> i've known howard a long time. a very, very long time. howard used to work at a radio station in the same building where the late-night show started years and years ago. good lord, 30 years, is it? >> jimmy: yeah. >> in those days, howard was shock jock howard. and i was always afraid of howard. say unpleasant things about me.- >> jimmy: right. >> and -- but he did. [ laughter ] and i -- and i kept thinking to myself, this -- he must not have any feelings of his own. because he wou

i think i would like to solve. >> go ahead. >> which jimmy is it, kimmel or fallon? same guy. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you know, we get that a lot. we both do. people can't seem to handle that there are two men named jimmy. i don't know, james is a common name, there's probably a lot of jamess in the room right now. over the last 100 years, james is the number one most popular boy's name in the united states. jimmys stick together. while we were in brooklyn this week, i found a small business fountain in sheepshead bay very close to when are i grew up. it's a sandwich shop named jimmy's. it seemed like it could use a little boost. we assembled a team, we went down there, we gave it to them. ♪ >> guillermo: this sandwich, it sucks. where can i get a great italian hero for a good price? >> jimmy: at jimmy's. >> guillermo: you're going to make me a sandwich? >>, no, get outta here. at jimmy's famous heroes! serving jimmy's and non-jimmy's at their sheepshead bay location since 1938. this is the owner of jimmy's, jimmy. >> victor. >> jimmy: what? >> my name is victor. >> j

♪ ♪ ama: >> lou: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"kunis, ramy youssef, and music from future. presented by columbia sports wear. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, very nice. wow. thank you. i do appreciate that. thanks for watching.

>> lou: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- ben stiller, desus nice, and music from yeah yeah yeahs. presented by baileys. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. wow. appreciate that. it's very nice. thank you. hello, brooklyn. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. i appreciate it. i don't deserve it, but i appreciate it. thank you for coming and for lining up and being here and joining us. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. this is our fourth night from the beautiful howard gillman opera house at the brooklyn academy of music, b.a.m. it was a beautiful day in new york today. what a beautiful day it was. we've had a great week. [ cheers ] not only do i love brooklyn, my kids love brooklyn. i've got two little kids. although i'm not sure they're going to be the same when we get back. my son billy, who is 5, first he learned about the middle finger. [ laughter ] thank you. and then last night after the show, he's running, and he falls, and he goes, ""right

dan: >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- norman reedus, danielle deadwyler, and music from miranda lambert. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thankses. thank you. thanks. well, thank you very much. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for all the clapping, thanks for coming. i got to tell you, you're going to want to settle down because it was a very big day for those of us who follow the adventures of this ridiculous person known as donald trump today. [ laughter ] the bigly-anticipated new book about him, "confidence man," written by maggie haberman of the "new york times" came out today. and if you thought there wasn't any more "all" to tell, you were incorrect. there's so much stuff. starting with, when he was 5, donald trump, a 5-year-old donald trump, threw rocks at a baby named dennis. [ laughter ] basically, the same thing he did to mike pence many years later. [ laughter ] i'll just go through these because there are a lot of nuggets. it's like

right now, jimmy kimmel. ama: good night. ah, these bills are crazy.o idea she's sitting on a goldmine. well she doesn't know that if she owns a life insurance policy of $100,000 or more she can sell all or part of it to coventry for cash. even a term policy. even a term policy? even a term policy! find out if you're sitting on a goldmine. call coventry direct today at the number on your screen, or visit coventrydirect.com. jf doing it for me. seven people were injured when a train derailed at an amusement park in missouri. several cars tipped over as the steam powered train jumped the tracks at silver dollar city park says an employee and six guests were hospitalized, but there were reportedly no serious injuries. investigators were on scene trying to figure out what went wrong attorney who became eminently opposed florida's helmet law has died in a motorcycle crash and he was not wearing his helmet. ron smith fought in court for years until the law was repealed. the tape of eight times says

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. thanks.my, the host of this -- hi, thank you. well, very kind.

. >> a look at jimmy kimmel live right after abc7news at 11:00. >> thanks. i will tell you my secret. >> my dad wants me to drop off a building. he asked me why my career isn't like bruce willis. all these artistic movies were doing, i'm not interested. ama: domestic violence awareness month. survivor advocacy agencies are getting out the message, hoping to move closer to a world without abuse. amanda del castillo yo has a look at the effort from the south bay. reporter: advocates and allies. many in purple, marching from san jose's circle of palms to city hall. a demonstration centered around domestic violence awareness. >> look at all the support. when you see that purple, know that the fight is real. everybody who has ever been affected by it. reporter: a crowd of dozens marched through downtown. >> stop the violence. reporter: the group passing san jose state's olympic black power statue. the group next-door solutions to domestic violence says there's great significance in recognizing the silent protest made at the 1968 mexico city olympics. >> i think i

and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice, thank you.'m jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for standing and everything. i don't know if we have any baseball fans here. i know there aren't many of us left. but this is a particularly exciting time of the year for major league baseball. last night,to was maudge from tt 2ndom h run of the asseon, eabrking the american lgueae cord set meor than 60 yrsea oag by anotr heyankee, geror rimas. hheit the bl al391 feet against the rangerins texas. onean f actlluay wound uinp the ngers' bullpen. eth other oneau cght the ball. it'sst eimated tbeo worth autbo $2il mlion. icwhh i don't know, i'd give you one ofin me foral hf of that. [ m rishot ] [ laught ]er thk anyou. e guy whdio d catch e thball, his names icory younsma, turns out,e his marri tedo one ofhe t conttaesnts fromth "e bachel,"or a gal menad bri. who, iil wl tell y, ouif this isn't prf oothat "thbae chel" or ows something, ion d't know if you' ellver believe in anyinthg at all. >> he'sn a amazing catch. thinfak

. >> lou: from brooklyn, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!ller, desus nice, and music from yeah yeah yeahs. presented by baileys. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. wow. appreciate that. it's very nice. thank you.

we appreciate your time right now and jimmy kimmel jessica chastain. night. >> lou: “jiy mmel live”! tonight, jessica chastain. and maren morris. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. cleto, welcome back. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming, thank you for joining us on another inspiring and amazing day for humankind. i feel like we take a lot for granted.

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi there, i'm jimmy.'m the host of the show. thanks for watching. wow. oh my goodness, you are here on a bigly night. there was a lot happening today, starting with the news out of new york where the state attorney general, letitia james, held a live press conference to bring the hammer down on america's favorite crime family. the state of new york has filed a lawsuit against donald trump, ivanka trump, don jr., and eric, for knowingly participating in what she described as a "staggering" amount of fraud. >> the complaint demonstrates that donald trump falsely inflated his net worth by billions of dollars to unjustly enrich himself and to cheat the system, thereby cheating all of us. >> jimmy: i don't know, that doesn't sound like the donald trump i know. [ laughter ] one of the crazier allegations is that trump, when dealing with his banks, valued mar-a-lago, his bordello/mausoleum in florida -- [ laughter ] at $739 million, when the actual value is around $75 million. and that his apartment is 30,000 sq

you could say john neal is the pump king, the lifelong artist and current prop maker for jimmy kimmel live, transforming pumpkins into gorgeous works of art from baby yoda. slightly spookier carving. john's creations, often an athletic feat. oh so yeah, i think somewhere between 18 to 21 hours is the is the most. i don't know if i'll ever do that again. it was like £800 pumpkin. all that physical effort called john a jock o'lantern. i developed a set of tools for working on giants and this is one of them. it's the largest, um it's the largest pumpkin carving tool in the world. and so it you hold it like this, but you don't need special tools or a lifetime of artistry to shave pumpkins like john does. john suggests using pottery tools. it's a flat ribbon tool. it's really big and i'll use that and i'll lay it down on the pumpkin pretty flat and then and then shave it like this to remove to remove the skin and you can use like a wide . um a wide vegetable peeler. also shaving technique is easy enough for elementary schoolers. i would suggest you start with a simple a simple face. skip t

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times post reported that stern hit a chic restaurant at nyc with the crew of a listers including jimmy kimmel, jennifer aniston, john hamm, justin thoreau, jason bateman. i was not invited. i guess because my first name doesn't begin with the letter j. did you notice that? it's okay. i had other things to do that evening. ♪ music playing ♪ imagine a conversation with that group. how is your health? two boosters and echo nation. and i only got covid for times. i did a triple backs plus i gave dr. fauci a reach around. he said come on jimmy, don't worry about your sofa. i am not a superspreader. the dinner is in the story. it's what howard said later on his radio show. quote, i really had an exhausting weekend. emotionally, physically, for the first time in two years i ventured out of the house. may be he's exaggerating. we all do that. the more successful and you get in media, the more exhausting the easiest things become. this is true. i guess that explains the boundless energy. it's true. stuff i did 20 years ago like hailing a cab or buying my own lunch or shaving my back, i have other peop

. >> right now on jimmy kimmel, charlie hunnam. have a great night even.ou bright and early in the to normal activity as early as the next day. abc news denver. more. thank you and jacqueline. things are going well, sports wise in philadelphia, your neck of the woods, and you know what it's because i'm not there. i think the train i took to get here was sure literally called 666. and then i come to the most walkable city in the country and look at the weather. good luck. bad luck . yes exactly. what are you gonna do? the phillies and the champagne and the beer went flying last night after clinching baseball's final playoff spot in houston locked

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dan: here's a look at what's coming up tonight on jimmy kimmel live. >> what a show we have tonight.out george's birthday? >> may 6. when's my birthday? >> no idea. [applause] super emma just about sleeps in her cape. but when we realized she was battling sensitive skin, we switched to tide hygenic clean free. it's gentle on her skin and out-cleans our old free detergent. tide hygenic clean free. hypoallergenic and safe for sensitive skin. ama: paying respects to the man killed in a shooting last week. a vigil held for 29-year-old --. known those close to him as eli. he was one of four people shot after a fight broke out near the uc berkeley campus. he was the only person killed. his death is hitting the samoan community hard. he was studying ministry and was a mentor to several younger samoans in san lorenzo. dan: we turn now to washington and major developments from the house committee investigation of the january 6 insurrection on the capital. a historic move from the committee, voting unanimously to subpoena donald trump to testify. new details on how house speaker nancy pelosi w

posest reported tht stern hit a chic restaurant in nyc with a crew of a listers include putting jimmy kimmel, jennifer aniston, jon hamm,m, justin thoreau, jason bateman, i was not invited, i guess, because my first name doesn't begin with the letter j. >> did you notice that?gs to but it's okay. i had other things to do that evening. thank you for being great. traveled down the road back again. >> but imagine the conversation with that crew. so how's your health?heal six packs is ttho boosters and n and i only got covid fouri only times. oh yeah, i did got a tripl ce pu packs and an iv booster trip. >> plus i gave dr. fauci a reach around. nd he was like, come on , jimmy , don't worry about your sofa.t yr >> i'm not a super spreader. but the dinner isn't the story . later on his radio show, quote, i really had an exhausting weekend emotionally, fi in two years.s i i ventured out of the house. >> now, maybe he's exaggerating . we all do that.l and in fact, the more successful you get in media, the more exhausting the easiest things become. this is true. gs become.. i guess that explains khil

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